1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: In this economy, companies are struggling to find ways to 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: maximize profits. And that's why we hear at Brook and 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 1: Jeffrey have come up with a few fun, creative solutions 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 1: to make some extra cash. Like when we call this 5 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 1: guy today and tell them your bank now isn't just 6 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: a bank anymore, and you should buy tickets. You'll find 7 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:24,919 Speaker 1: out to what in your phone tap right now brooking. 8 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone tap on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is 9 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 2: Toy from City Bank. May I speak with Nick? 10 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,919 Speaker 3: This is Nick speaking. Hi. 11 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 2: Nick. We received your complain about a recent deposit that 12 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 2: didn't go through. Do you have a quick moment to 13 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 2: go over it with me? 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 3: Well, last Wednesday I went to the bank and I 15 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 3: tried to deposit three checks, okay, and I'm looking at 16 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 3: my account and it looks like only two actually went through. 17 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 2: Oh do you know what? I am so sorry, Nick? 18 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 2: Can you just hold on one second? 19 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, thank you. 20 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 2: Here at City Bank, you're not just a customer, you're 21 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 2: a friend. But did you know we're much more than 22 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 2: just a financial institution. In fact, at nighttime, we actually 23 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 2: rent our space for events, now, weddings, bar mitzvahs, anniversaries, 24 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 2: you name it, we can do it. It's banking and 25 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 2: much more at city. We're here for you. Excuse me? 26 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 3: What was that? What was what that infomercial or whatever 27 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 3: you just did? 28 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 2: The bank requires us to do that occasionally when we're 29 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 2: doing customer service calls. 30 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 3: Why I don't know. 31 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 2: They're probably just looking to maximize extra revenue during this 32 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 2: tough economic time. Oh, I mean, we're all feeling the pinch, 33 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 2: aren't we, nick, I guess yes, I understand. The ads 34 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 2: we're doing are a little un conventional. 35 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, they are, like I know, banks did are mixed. 36 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 2: Weir Could you hold that thought for just a second. 37 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 3: I guess hi. 38 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,239 Speaker 2: There again. You may have recently heard we do weddings, 39 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 2: anniversary parties, and bar mitzfus, But did you know we 40 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 2: also host small to medium sized conventions. It's like Lawyers 41 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 2: of America Amputees anonymous in the Home of Furry Con 42 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 2: twenty twenty seven. 43 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 3: That's crazy. 44 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 2: Where we're putting this bank in bank? Oh my god, 45 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 2: tickets now on our website. And remember we're more than 46 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 2: just a financial institution. 47 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 3: What the hell is going on? 48 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 2: Are you looking at your savings account? Excuse me? Not 49 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,800 Speaker 2: a lot in there. I see it too. 50 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 3: No, I mean like the crazy infomercials and you guys 51 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 3: are promoting furry Con. 52 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 2: You know, Nick, I'm just reading what they give me. 53 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means. 54 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,119 Speaker 3: You know what I don't ask? 55 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 2: Would you like to tend furry Con? I can give 56 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 2: you the website again? 57 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 3: No, No, I want to handle my checks, not going through. 58 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 3: I don't want to go know furry Con. 59 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 2: Okay, I hear you loud and clear. 60 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 3: Nick. 61 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 2: Now back to your issue. You were unhappy about the 62 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 2: amount of complimentary lollipops we had available. 63 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 3: No, I don't care about lollipops. I'm trying to get 64 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 3: my check deposited. 65 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 2: That's right. I think I can handle this. Please hold No. 66 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 2: At City Bank, we value your privacy, not just again. 67 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 2: That's why we're proud to introduce something we call underground events. 68 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 3: Hello. Hello. 69 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 2: Thursday at ten pm we host our black market Mixer, 70 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 2: where we encourage customer networking where no one uses their 71 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 2: real name. Please dot us On the weekends, why not 72 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 2: swing by and check out our bi monthly Friends with 73 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 2: Benefits Fair where contracts are strictly verbal. Oh we remember. 74 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 2: At City Bank, we don't just protect your money. We 75 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 2: protect your secrets too. 76 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 3: I don't even know what to say. You keep telling 77 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 3: me about the freaky bank of it. See you guys 78 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 3: are having it. Doesn't make any sense. 79 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 2: Okay, You just want to solve your problem. Huh? Yes, 80 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 2: all right, like the problem where you don't know this 81 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 2: is a prank phone call. 82 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 3: Say that again. 83 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 2: You know the problem where your brother told us the 84 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 2: issue at the bank and then wanted me to play 85 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 2: a joke on you for the radio. 86 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:33,280 Speaker 1: Are you serious? 87 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 3: I thought I was los in mind. 88 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 2: This is actually brought for a brook and Jeffrey in 89 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 2: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. I 90 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 2: don't work for the bank. 91 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,719 Speaker 3: I was probably get a new bank. 92 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Or were you about to go online and 93 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 2: order some furry tickets? 94 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 3: No, I would not Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on 95 00:04:58,720 --> 00:04:59,360 Speaker 3: the twenties