Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up.
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot dot Up.
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Speaker 3: Dot Up.
Speaker 2: Episode three thirty five, The Brooklyn Boys podcast, What's Up, Brodie?
Speaker 2: What's up? Scary?
Speaker 4: You know I got a bone to pick with you always?
Speaker 2: When do you not have a bone to pick with me?
Speaker 5: Well, you know, we did Slice Time a couple of
Speaker 5: days ago for episode three thirty four. Yeah, and I
Speaker 5: told Scary, I've told him many times, but my dogs
Speaker 5: love when I do the podcast. Yes, I say podcast,
Speaker 5: and they come flying down the stairs. Yeah, they run
Speaker 5: downstair they run into the podcast studio because there's a
Speaker 5: couch in here that I've had since before I got married.
Speaker 2: That's the oldest.
Speaker 5: Couches and it's soft and it's cushy, and they love
Speaker 5: it and they sit here and they stare at me
Speaker 5: while I do the podcast. So, uh, two days ago,
Speaker 5: when we did Slice Time, I said, Scary, I want
Speaker 5: you to hear this. My dogs are upstairs. They're gonna
Speaker 5: run down the carpeted staircase. But when they get to
Speaker 5: the dining room, the dining room is hardwood floor, so
Speaker 5: you're gonna hear the claws like scratch scrat, scratchcrat scratch
Speaker 5: on the floor running.
Speaker 2: He said, oh cool.
Speaker 5: So I put the phone on speaker phone and I say, now, scary,
Speaker 5: and I made up to do the podcast at a
Speaker 5: certain time. I go, all right, guys, I go podcast.
Speaker 5: And my two dogs come running down the stairs and
Speaker 5: you hear them with a flaw and it's on speaking scared.
Speaker 2: You hear that? Yep, they go.
Speaker 5: Now they're running down the other carpeted stairs, so they
Speaker 5: can't you can't hear them, but they're very excited.
Speaker 4: He goes, well, your dogs really like the podcast.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 5: They're slices. They love it big time. So I come
Speaker 5: down the stairs and I get in. I get into
Speaker 5: the podcast studio and I log on and I said,
Speaker 5: i'd scary, where are you not here? It's oh, I
Speaker 5: need like ten more minutes. They go to me because, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm not ready. I didn't know you were ready. I said,
Speaker 5: you heard me tell the dogs.
Speaker 2: I was ready. There's a whole bit so and he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't realize. This is definitely a case of the
Speaker 2: tail wagging the dog. I think, because I don't care
Speaker 2: if your dogs are sitting there waiting. I mean, I
Speaker 2: have to be ready.
Speaker 5: The point was, I said, you're ready to do the podcast?
Speaker 5: Said yeah, I go guys podcast. They come running down
Speaker 5: and this scary goes. I need like ten more fifteen minutes,
Speaker 5: all right? So no, wait, no me, I was waiting.
Speaker 2: But there hasn't hasn't there been a time where they
Speaker 2: you were coming home late and you couldn't take them,
Speaker 2: take them out for a walk, and they had to wait.
Speaker 2: I David Brody was waiting. I actually care more about
Speaker 2: your dogs waiting than you. I mean, you don't care
Speaker 2: about dogs. Your dog your whole day is waiting. I mean,
Speaker 2: what do you You don't have a job right now,
Speaker 2: You're you're just waiting. You're right but early to do
Speaker 2: the podcast. And you're like, oh, bo Brodie, I didn't
Speaker 2: know you're ready to do the podcast. I said, scary.
Speaker 2: I told the dogs. I said, you're ready to do
Speaker 2: the podcast? You said, yeah, I go guys podcast. The
Speaker 2: dogs go flying down the stairs.
Speaker 4: I get ready.
Speaker 5: I log in right, here's only fifteen more minutes. Maybe
Speaker 5: you could talk with that before I yelled podcast. So
Speaker 5: the dogs come flying down the stairs.
Speaker 2: I'm a busy guy. I got stuff happening non stop
Speaker 2: in my house. I got I got phone calls, I
Speaker 2: got emails, I got people on tag and closing deals.
Speaker 2: I got in a one room, one room apartment. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I do. But there's a lot that goes aroom.
Speaker 2: There's a lot that goes on in this one room apartment.
Speaker 2: You still got a pile of papers behind you know, Yeah, Oh, Brody,
Speaker 2: that's where you're wrong. Oh shit, because I am actively working.
Speaker 2: You can't see it here. But no, it's not the Okay,
Speaker 2: you move the camera. I can only see like the
Speaker 2: first six inches of the table. Did you move it over? No? No,
Speaker 2: I had put the papers, filed them away, and other
Speaker 2: things went into shoeboxing them away.
Speaker 4: You don't have a filing cabinet. What do you mean
Speaker 4: follow them away?
Speaker 2: I do a little filing cabinet. O. Other things got shredded.
Speaker 2: I had to shred some things, and I have a
Speaker 2: paper shredder. Yeah, you're funny. Uh. And then I have
Speaker 2: a couple of shoe boxes where we're some other files
Speaker 2: need to go. I need to bring them down to storage.
Speaker 2: So right now, my sofa does have some boxes on
Speaker 2: it and some papers. Things haven't been but I am
Speaker 2: more than three quarters of the way from clearing that friggin'
Speaker 2: glass table off. Next time you see that table, it
Speaker 2: will be clear. The only thing we'll be on there
Speaker 2: will be the fake kalilies in the glass vase, which
Speaker 2: I got from Michael's like ten years ago, and you
Speaker 2: still have it. Wow, Well they're fake. And that stack
Speaker 2: of papers was there around the same time pretty much. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, I kind of accrue the papers during the pandemic,
Speaker 2: but yeah, oh that's only that was only five years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm excited the end. I may be paper free
Speaker 2: very soon, but right now things are in tri into transition.
Speaker 2: I got like a lot going on over there. Okay,
Speaker 2: it will be cleaned up. So yeah, pile of papers
Speaker 2: is the thing.
Speaker 5: In the past slices, you have a friend who tells
Speaker 5: you to hurry up and wait, that's what's scary.
Speaker 2: Did He's like, that's through the pot.
Speaker 5: And then tonight, tonight he calls me at four o'clock,
Speaker 5: is dude, what are we doing the podcast?
Speaker 2: I said, I can do like seven twenty. Oh you
Speaker 2: can't do it.
Speaker 5: Earlier I said, well, you know, I got to take
Speaker 5: care of the dogs, and I got I'm doing I
Speaker 5: did a Star Wars podcast today. I think you're business,
Speaker 5: your business, very business. He says, com Brody, you can't
Speaker 5: do it earlier. I said, how about six fifty. So
Speaker 5: I right, I'll speed up the process.
Speaker 2: Six fifty. He goes, no, seven twenty is fine. I said, okay.
Speaker 4: So then at seven fifteen, I say, are you ready.
Speaker 5: In the fifteen minutes? The guy that is in a hurry,
Speaker 5: so I go our fifteen minutes. I saw I come
Speaker 5: downstairs ready to go. It's now seven thirty five roughly,
Speaker 5: and he says, I'm helping somebody else with a problem.
Speaker 2: I got. I gotta send text messages. It is now
Speaker 2: hold on, look at it.
Speaker 4: It is now seven fifty seven roughly.
Speaker 5: So it's thirty seven minutes after he said, hurry up,
Speaker 5: hurry up, and wait, that's what you do.
Speaker 2: Hurry up, Brodie. Well, listen, you were wasting a lot
Speaker 2: of time here. There's a lot to be said on
Speaker 2: this podcast. This is content. It's the highlight of your day. No, no,
Speaker 2: I got a lot. I don't know who's more anxious,
Speaker 2: you or you or your dogs? Pick a ball fights.
Speaker 2: I gotta talk about you're gonna peel the friends who
Speaker 2: may have screwed another second, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5: No, I gotta I got a friend problem. I need
Speaker 5: your advice on I need your opinion. I we got
Speaker 5: a lot auction packed.
Speaker 2: First of all, I just want to begin by saying
Speaker 2: thank you to everyone who commented and liked my picture
Speaker 2: on Instagram. Oh, I'm not even getting I'm not even
Speaker 2: there yet. No, I'm talking about the the the picture
Speaker 2: of me on the blue carpet at the metcal of
Speaker 2: the other night. I don't know if you saw it,
Speaker 2: but I did an a I I did it ahead
Speaker 2: looking on Instagram. It's it's one of the most recent
Speaker 2: things I posted. And uh and it's it's uh. It's
Speaker 2: a really bad rendition of me. It looks like me
Speaker 2: cross with John Stamos and a young Tom Cruise. Oh.
Speaker 2: I thought that was a picture someone who looked like you,
Speaker 2: that didn't look anything like you.
Speaker 4: I saw that picture.
Speaker 2: No, that is me, I said, generate me at on
Speaker 2: the red carpet of of of the Metcala and I
Speaker 2: wrote something I wrote on there. I wrote, I said, hey, Ana,
Speaker 2: thanks for the tickets. I had to dip I did
Speaker 2: the carpet and busted out time is money, babe. You
Speaker 2: know I made it sound like it. I didn't have
Speaker 2: time for this kind of thing. But it was tongue
Speaker 2: in cheek. It was a tongue in cheek post. It
Speaker 2: was clearly not me. Was it a real Brody? It
Speaker 2: was Ai generated. I said, here's a picture of me.
Speaker 2: I asked you if it was a reel. I read
Speaker 2: it and Instagram reel. No, it was a picture. It's
Speaker 2: your picture, third picture down after my pin. Third picture,
Speaker 2: third picture in.
Speaker 4: Speaking volumes, is your thread after it?
Speaker 2: It's right there? Oh oh that looks nothing like you,
Speaker 2: of course not. But bro what are you theos good looking?
Speaker 2: You're an asshole? Okay, anyway, you read some of the comments.
Speaker 2: People are like, people are very funny. People are like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's it's a it's first quarter is scary on ozempic.
Speaker 2: Others others are like, you know, scary AI. You know,
Speaker 2: but anyway, a lot of people got it. But Brody,
Speaker 2: I'm frightened for this universe. Scroll through. Some of those
Speaker 2: people on there A actually think I was invited to
Speaker 2: the met gala, b that that is me? Well, look
Speaker 2: it looked great. I thought it was John Stamos for
Speaker 2: a second. Wow, and see stick with your diet. This
Speaker 2: is scary twenty twenty six. Wow. I mean but no, no,
Speaker 2: but the people, Okay, I get it, it's AI. But
Speaker 2: what I'm saying larger point here is this world is
Speaker 2: in a lot of trouble if you can't decipher that
Speaker 2: that was a fake and that was I mean, even
Speaker 2: if even if you thought that somebody dockted it up
Speaker 2: or his photoshop or something whatever it was, people thought
Speaker 2: that was me on the carpet. I mean, you could
Speaker 2: really do anything. You could just tell AI to generate
Speaker 2: any image and it'll do it. And I know this
Speaker 2: is going to sound weird if you're listening to this
Speaker 2: podcast ten years in the future, ten years from now,
Speaker 2: but we might have solved it and figured it out
Speaker 2: by now. But a good thirty to forty percent of
Speaker 2: the people thought. And look on Facebook, that ratio is
Speaker 2: even higher. I mean the percentage.
Speaker 5: You know how many times on Instagram I click on
Speaker 5: videos I know are fake, but they're like sharks attacking boats.
Speaker 5: It's blatantly not real looking and people are like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, how did you escape?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: I would have been so terrified. Yeah, have you seen
Speaker 5: the celebrities kissing videos yet?
Speaker 2: Which ones?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 5: AI programs that like he say you and a picture
Speaker 5: of like two people standing next to each other.
Speaker 2: You can make them kiss.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, of course. So now people are putting up
Speaker 5: pictures of celebrities. So I'm scrolling and I came across
Speaker 5: Taylor Swift making out with Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2: And it's it's a picture of them standing together, a
Speaker 2: real picture.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then it AI takes over and makes them
Speaker 5: turn their heads and start kissing. Yeah, yeah, right, ye, Hey,
Speaker 5: I can do anything, it really can. But that make
Speaker 5: you look like John Stamos.
Speaker 2: No. But it's just frightening to me to think that
Speaker 2: a lot of people thought that that was real, despite me,
Speaker 2: you know, saying what I said in the comments, like, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't have time for this.
Speaker 5: I just did the car We talked about this the
Speaker 5: the athlete press conferences where they have they have like
Speaker 5: a postgame press conference. Likely it's like the other team
Speaker 5: can go fuck themselves. My coach is an asshole. I'm
Speaker 5: the best player on the team, and all the comments
Speaker 5: like I can't believe Mikey said that. Why would Mike say.
Speaker 2: That because he didn't, Because he didn't, because he didn't.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it was a fake picture. Most I'm sure
Speaker 2: the slices they knew what was up, obviously. But I
Speaker 2: was a good looking, thin guy in a tuxedo. People
Speaker 2: should have been run away like this, who's that guy?
Speaker 6: Scary and Brodie?
Speaker 2: You brought up Carbone Beach.
Speaker 4: So Scary is texting me. We talked about this last week.
Speaker 4: You listen to order.
Speaker 5: If not, go back and listen, Scary's texting me play
Speaker 5: by play at Carbone Beach.
Speaker 2: What's going on? We'll talk about that.
Speaker 5: At one point, I'm like, oh, I'm sitting here, uh,
Speaker 5: eating the nachos or something, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm at carb.
Speaker 2: Beach, carb Beach. I didn't get the job beach. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was to get the joke. I was a Carbet
Speaker 2: Beach too. Now, for anyone who thought that it was
Speaker 2: rude of me to uh to take over the plans
Speaker 2: for Robin's birthday, let me tell you. Robin had herself
Speaker 2: a time. She was like over the moon. First of all,
Speaker 2: it was unexpected completely But I don't even know how
Speaker 2: to say this. I'm just gonna say it. We got
Speaker 2: Elvis at the last minute said fuck it, We're gonna
Speaker 2: fly private, and literally I took an Uber to Atlantic
Speaker 2: City Airport and run and Robin took an Uber from
Speaker 2: Brooklyn to Atlantic City Airport. I took from the studio
Speaker 2: and we met Elvis at Atlantic City Airport and we
Speaker 2: jumped on.
Speaker 4: We went to drive down to Atlantic City. Was Elvis
Speaker 4: trying to save money?
Speaker 2: No, he he There's been trouble at Newark Airport, as
Speaker 2: everyone knows is story. We were flying in Newark right
Speaker 2: so we were like, we can't miss this event. A
Speaker 2: lot of money was paid for the table. Atlantic City
Speaker 2: is a bit of a well. There was the only
Speaker 2: place that we can get. Elvis called his guy and
Speaker 2: they're like, look, we have nothing nearby. But the closest
Speaker 2: is you can jump on a plane that's not being
Speaker 2: used right now. The closest is in Atlantic City. So
Speaker 2: we we took gambling luber ubered to Atlantic City Airport
Speaker 2: and then we jumped on this paid an Uber.
Speaker 5: Driver to go all the way down to Atlantic I
Speaker 5: guess if you're flying free, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: They get through Brody. I think everyone everyone listing right now.
Speaker 2: We do the same thing. I don't care. You don't
Speaker 2: even want to know how much Uber costs, but guess
Speaker 2: what it pales in comparison to what I saved it
Speaker 2: because I canceled my flights. So this Robin and I
Speaker 2: flight got canned. We canceled it. I got my money back.
Speaker 2: I got your favorite word, Brody's refund fun. Did you
Speaker 2: just say.
Speaker 5: Flight, yeah, our flights okay? Sorry, So you got your
Speaker 5: refund on the flights.
Speaker 2: No problems with So then she said, oh my god,
Speaker 2: first time ever in a private plane on my birthday.
Speaker 2: This is great.
Speaker 4: This is already You've never taken her on a private even.
Speaker 2: What the fuck do I look like, Brody? I've have
Speaker 2: I've barely been on a private plane. I've been on
Speaker 2: at least I at least three that I know of.
Speaker 2: Those were the three. That's it, okay, and they were
Speaker 2: they were for business. And I did I pay for him? Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't have the fucking money to do that.
Speaker 4: You didn't go to Epstein Island.
Speaker 2: So we ended up having an amazing weekend and and
Speaker 2: that night Carbone Beach, first of all, Patrick Mahomes and
Speaker 2: Brittany Mahomes was sitting at the very next table.
Speaker 4: And you texted me and you didn't get a picture.
Speaker 2: Well, no, because we didn't want to approach him because
Speaker 2: we weren't you know who he did. You know we
Speaker 2: did get a picture with was was because our friend
Speaker 2: Cheryl Knowsquon.
Speaker 5: Okay, there's the picture on my phone, right, Okay, So Cheryl,
Speaker 5: the reason I'm holding this picture up to you, I
Speaker 5: want you to be reminded of the picture. Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 5: I remind now you've seen the picture. I want your story,
Speaker 5: and then I'm going.
Speaker 2: To ask you not a story. All it is is Cheryl.
Speaker 2: Our friend, Cheryl is friends with Saquon and he happened
Speaker 2: to be there, so she introduced him to us and
Speaker 2: he I got to tell you as a Giants fan
Speaker 2: who thought he was a trader. And of course he
Speaker 2: won the Super Bowl for the Philly you know, for
Speaker 2: the Eagles. Yeah, of course he was a big part
Speaker 2: of it this year. You can't it can't hate the
Speaker 2: guy because he's he's so nice. He's the nicest guy ever.
Speaker 2: He was hanging out with people, talking to people all night,
Speaker 2: taking pictures, hanging out at the bar. Really an every
Speaker 2: day just a gentleman, a really good guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, very big, go ahead, very big, very big questions now,
Speaker 5: yeah number one? At any point, did you see him
Speaker 5: talking to Patrick Mahomes, who he beat in the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: And did you say to him, Hey, did you see
Speaker 4: Patrick Mahomes?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, I did not say that to him. No, I
Speaker 2: didn't see. I didn't see him talk to uh to
Speaker 2: Patrick Mahomes. Now I did not. How However, m I
Speaker 2: saw the page six recap and you guys can all
Speaker 2: do this too. Google page six Friday Night, Carbone Beach
Speaker 2: and you'll see all. It was such a big room.
Speaker 2: You didn't even know who the fuck was there and
Speaker 2: who was boom?
Speaker 4: Weren't you outside at the beach?
Speaker 2: No? So it cost him like over a million domes.
Speaker 2: Carbone Beach is door, it's on the sand. You glad
Speaker 2: it didn't go? Then, Brody, you what do you want
Speaker 2: to sweat your balls off? Okay, first of all, it
Speaker 2: was a night. You have to understand something. Carbone Beach
Speaker 2: is a pop up Okay, it's a pop up breast.
Speaker 2: It doesn't exist in the sand. I thought maybe they
Speaker 2: put a tent up on the beach, a tent. This
Speaker 2: was a full on build out where you felt like
Speaker 2: you were in a building there with real floors with
Speaker 2: real like with crown molding around the stage, with lights
Speaker 2: and everything, and and it was a big this was
Speaker 2: This was not a tent. This was a giant build
Speaker 2: out with velvet rope, velvet curtains rather that were like
Speaker 2: all over the place, and chandeliers coming down like you
Speaker 2: felt like you were in a real restaurant dining room.
Speaker 2: You really, it's hard to fathom that this doesn't exist
Speaker 2: the rest of the year. It's only there for these
Speaker 2: three nights. It's like a mirage. They build it from
Speaker 2: the sand up.
Speaker 4: It's built on the sand in as opposed to from
Speaker 4: the sky down exactly.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that being said, if you google Friday night
Speaker 2: Carbone Beach recap, you'll see Tom Brady there at the
Speaker 2: event with taking pictures with Patrick Mahomes and Brittany Much like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? Why didn't he didn't see I didn't
Speaker 2: see I didn't see Tom Brady, But he was there.
Speaker 2: He showed up. Bro. Look if you google the pictures,
Speaker 2: you see all the celebrities that were there would be married.
Speaker 2: I must say, Kwon Barkley, are you allowed to talk
Speaker 2: about what he said to you. You said, who do
Speaker 2: you think Elvis was?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, why not? I mean it was an honest mistake.
Speaker 2: Elvis did this on the radio. Kwon He says, hello,
Speaker 2: haws it going and he looks at Elvis and he goes,
Speaker 2: hey man, he goes, I love great party, awesome party.
Speaker 2: I'll definitely be back next year. He thought Elvis was
Speaker 2: Mario Carbone. Oh nice, yeah, nice. Okay, So so you
Speaker 2: saw the picture, right, yeah, look at.
Speaker 4: The picture one more time?
Speaker 2: Yeap? Okay.
Speaker 5: Now look I can't question him because he's a Super
Speaker 5: Bowl winning I know you're going to say, well, why
Speaker 5: is he wearing a purse?
Speaker 2: Because it's fashionable now for guys.
Speaker 4: A shoulder purse.
Speaker 2: Ye, a white crossbody should a crossbody. It's not a purse.
Speaker 2: It's a man bag. It's a mersey. It's a merse.
Speaker 2: It's a mer mercers are in. Yes, I'm not wearing
Speaker 2: a merse. Are you wearing a merse at the beach?
Speaker 2: I wear merse all the time? You kidding me? That's
Speaker 2: that's why I put my sun block and my wallet
Speaker 2: and my phone. You wear a merse? Yes? I bought
Speaker 2: a merse for the beach. You're the guy who gets
Speaker 2: Zeeman facials. You bought a merse and you get Zeman
Speaker 2: on your face. It's a crossbody black.
Speaker 4: To me, it's a never mind, what are.
Speaker 2: You talking about? You the last four Okay.
Speaker 4: So you are not a merse wearing you're not at
Speaker 4: the merse. Barkley can wear a mersey.
Speaker 2: No, no, but he's wearing it as a fashion statement
Speaker 2: at an event at night. I don't wear my merse
Speaker 2: at night. My merse is for the beach only, and
Speaker 2: it's there to do for. It's there for functionality. Okay.
Speaker 2: Four years ago, jets Keep Brian got me into the merse.
Speaker 2: Brought Jetskee Brian that where you put your compact and
Speaker 2: you're covered up John Jetski. Brian has been wearing a
Speaker 2: merse using amrse for the pool in the beach forever
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you know, that is so fucking handy.
Speaker 2: He goes, Dude, you gotta get one. You gotta get
Speaker 2: one because because these little zippers, you know, and the
Speaker 2: zippers eat zippers. You can put your you know, some
Speaker 2: little sunblock in there. You can put a comb, you
Speaker 2: can put your wallet and your phone, like all your
Speaker 2: valuables can go in this thing. So I said, guess what,
Speaker 2: I said, I'm fucking buying one. So I went to
Speaker 2: Toomey and I got a Toomey did man crossbody man purse?
Speaker 2: It actually, uh sits the way that one sits on
Speaker 2: Saquon Barkley. But it's black think and it's the way
Speaker 2: it sits. Do you sit when you pee?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Wow, you're that closed minded, aren't you. I'm looking at
Speaker 2: I'm looking online. It says merse. This is good for
Speaker 2: keeping for holding personal personal items like your cell phone,
Speaker 2: your wallet, and personal belonging. It's a man.
Speaker 4: That's what your That's what your markets are for your
Speaker 4: man pockets.
Speaker 2: No, I don't who has markets I'm wearing if I'm
Speaker 2: going again again? I use my merse at the beach,
Speaker 2: in the pool only, and I bring it with me
Speaker 2: religiously on vacation because I have to have it to
Speaker 2: bring it to your Why don't you bring it to
Speaker 2: your roof top bars? Why aren't you wearing your merse
Speaker 2: when you go out? Because I'm rob because that's where
Speaker 2: it is. The color mercy you're gonna wear, I'm gonna wear.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear white. That's where I coordinating. Are you
Speaker 2: and Robin gonna wear matching mercies and purses? Okay? I
Speaker 2: don't wear it for fascist statements. Cass is a purse,
Speaker 2: of course, of course, pers of cursive curse of cursive curse.
Speaker 2: No listen to me. You gotta hear me out for
Speaker 2: a second. Okay, I hear you out. Now you're from Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: doesn't matter from Benson Nurse Brooklyn. All right. If they
Speaker 2: found out you have a merse, they beat you at
Speaker 2: a bat. I'm not rocking the merse for the I'm
Speaker 2: not rocking them merse for a fashion statement because I
Speaker 2: don't think I could pull it off, and nor do
Speaker 2: I care to have one. Okay, but for functionality, for
Speaker 2: necessity to carrying immerse at the beach or a pool backpack.
Speaker 2: I don't want to backpack on me. What the fuck
Speaker 2: am I? What is this summer camp? What am I doing?
Speaker 2: Am I going to You can't carry a little bag
Speaker 2: in your hand? Am I going to school?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Fuck that? I want a little small thing. You have
Speaker 2: one of those already? Hey, lit sports. Don't you remember
Speaker 2: the fad of little sports? Sack? Little sports? What? What
Speaker 2: does you just say fad, fad. Remember the fad, the
Speaker 2: fad that little sports sack where people would guys were
Speaker 2: wearing around their waistband and it would just sit at
Speaker 2: their waist from them. A fanny pack, right, little sports sack,
Speaker 2: fami packs. Yes, all the merse is is a fanny
Speaker 2: pack with a cross strap. That's all it is. It's
Speaker 2: the same ship, same functionality, you use it, the same
Speaker 2: word defense for where immerse is that it's like a
Speaker 2: fanny pack. That's that's where you got this. Well, how
Speaker 2: would I look? Okay, would you criticize me if I
Speaker 2: had a fanny pack at the beach? Yes? Yes, well
Speaker 2: I think that looks I think that looks dumb. I
Speaker 2: think fanny packs look dumb for guys. Okay, So what
Speaker 2: do you have in your merse at the beach that
Speaker 2: you have to have in you in your merse? I haven't.
Speaker 2: It's still packed. I could go grab the one from
Speaker 2: my my my bedroom, right now, come go get it?
Speaker 2: Go get it?
Speaker 5: Well, wait, go ahead, go ahead, slices. Seriously, come on,
Speaker 5: I understand trendy and fashionable. I get what the what
Speaker 5: the trendy papers tell you to do? Okay, I get
Speaker 5: it in France, they're like, oh, we want people to
Speaker 5: buy merses, so we'll just say it's trendy.
Speaker 2: Celebrities wear merses. Scary Jones cannot wear a merse? Can
Speaker 2: we agree on that? Slices? Help me out here? Immerse?
Speaker 2: And if it was, if it was nothing wrong with it,
Speaker 2: you would just call it a purse, because that's what
Speaker 2: it is. It's a purse. You don't put you don't
Speaker 2: call things with an am in front of it, just
Speaker 2: to make it more manly. It's the same as purse.
Speaker 2: It's purse, so I could up call it a purse.
Speaker 2: All right, Brody, here it is. This is my merse.
Speaker 2: A monogram a camera bag. It's a monogram monogram. You
Speaker 2: put your initials on it, yeah, okay, and it's got
Speaker 2: a strap you need another S A good thing in
Speaker 2: middle initial is an S. By the way, a S S,
Speaker 2: so it's Scott by an inside here it has my
Speaker 2: my information of where and it holds all your tampons
Speaker 2: in case. Wow. Wow, I'm just curious. Brodie's you could
Speaker 2: tell your ear from the seventies because you talk like that.
Speaker 2: So look are the zippers. These are the zippers? Okay? Well,
Speaker 2: that's what you carry around stuff like tampon's. I didn't
Speaker 2: mean you wear a tampon, so you open it. Women
Speaker 2: carrying it. Purse is a lot of heavy. So normally
Speaker 2: my normally my wallet brushes. Normally my wallet and my
Speaker 2: keys would be in there, but they're not because they're
Speaker 2: on they're on my counter.
Speaker 5: Oh that's good in case you go to the beach.
Speaker 5: Anybody who sees scared at the beach know that his
Speaker 5: wallet and his keys are right in his merse.
Speaker 2: Just walk off with it, okay.
Speaker 4: And then in the I do have a comb in here,
Speaker 4: so you mirror on your nail fire.
Speaker 2: I have to comb my hair. Have tweezers? I have
Speaker 2: Oh no, I have I have tissues. I have tissues
Speaker 2: in here?
Speaker 4: Is that your walk a shamee bag?
Speaker 2: What do you got now?
Speaker 4: I have my extra extra panties.
Speaker 2: And then what you got in the other zipper? The
Speaker 2: other zipper?
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I have my sun block. I got my my some block,
Speaker 2: my sun bum. I have my I have my face missed. Okay,
Speaker 2: my sun bum face missed? Aait? Does that have a
Speaker 2: little little business caught holder for your man card? I
Speaker 2: have my sun bomb scalp and hair missed, so it
Speaker 2: sprays it onto my hair. Okay, I have a pen.
Speaker 2: Have a pen because I need to write something down.
Speaker 2: I have a comb for my hair. I have a
Speaker 2: sun bomb roll on for my face, so it you know,
Speaker 2: the roll on deodorant, but picture of stick, but you
Speaker 2: rub it on your face. And I have I have
Speaker 2: uh you can't see it's in there, classic sun block.
Speaker 2: And then the third pouch is for your cell phone.
Speaker 2: It's for your lipstick. Wow, but I just that's my merse. Okay,
Speaker 2: let mean, come on, come on, so so yeah, it's
Speaker 2: okay to have a merse. All right, you're Brooklyn boys. No,
Speaker 2: you have a mersey. You are something else.
Speaker 5: They do not do they know? It's tell them next
Speaker 5: time you're out to dinner. Hey, guys, I got amerse.
Speaker 2: We'll come. It's very handy a beat. There's nothing wrong
Speaker 2: with carrying a beach merse. Okay, we're gonna leave it there.
Speaker 4: But the larger point of the story is why is
Speaker 4: it immerse? It's a purse. And why don't your Brooklyn
Speaker 4: boys friends know them?
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I'll tell them all right, and and uh,
Speaker 2: Indian Matt, those guys you're pissing me. You're pissing me off.
Speaker 2: All right, great, thanks pissing you. I'm asking you a question.
Speaker 2: Your Brooklyn boys they don't know yet. I haven't spoken
Speaker 2: to them about it, so all right, I'll let call Darren.
Speaker 2: You have Amrse Baby told Darren can work Merse into
Speaker 2: a porn film. He takes that job, if he takes
Speaker 2: that job. Okay, great, all right, I'm just as okay.
Speaker 2: So slices Google Friday Night Carbone Beach twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: pop up and you'll see all the celebrities that were
Speaker 2: in the room, all of which I missed except for Patrick,
Speaker 2: Brittany and Britay. Listen.
Speaker 5: I think it was Originally your plan was Robin take
Speaker 5: her to dinner at a nice steakhouse, beautiful hotel, and
Speaker 5: then Elvis generous Elvis.
Speaker 2: Okay, scary.
Speaker 5: I rented a table, he paid for an entire table,
Speaker 5: whatever it was, and he's like, I got two extra seats.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna invite you and Robin as my guests. Yes,
Speaker 5: So he took you and Robin. He did wonderful.
Speaker 2: Weekend, a beautiful Friday night, which, by the way, Saturday
Speaker 2: Night belonged to Robin. We hung out with her brother
Speaker 2: or sister in law. We had dinner up in Palm Beach.
Speaker 2: It was amazing, very nice good time there. Okay, but
Speaker 2: a birthday. But let me just finish my thought that
Speaker 2: in closing for what I was about to say, before
Speaker 2: you move on to what I know you. I know
Speaker 2: where you're going with this. Yeah, Robin had was over
Speaker 2: the moon about this whole weekend and one he said
Speaker 2: it was a better it was a better play. So yeah,
Speaker 2: so I did not have to convince her much and
Speaker 2: I wasn't disrespectful. Okay, okay, Brodie, now that that's tied
Speaker 2: up in a nice bow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Elvis took her out for her birthday. How do
Speaker 5: you figure Elvis paid for the table, paid for a
Speaker 5: plane flight. Yeah, paid for height and tie, a trip
Speaker 5: right down to Florida. No, you ohar a birthday present
Speaker 5: and a birthday evening. Because the next night you went
Speaker 5: out with her family. That's not a romantic night.
Speaker 2: The night the dinner you planned Elvis paid for the
Speaker 2: same way that the steak place paid for our dinner.
Speaker 4: You owe me a steak dinner. You owe Robin a dinner.
Speaker 2: Only difference is if it wasn't for me. Robin wouldn't
Speaker 2: get all that stuff because I know els Elvis my contact.
Speaker 2: Elvis is my contact and not Robin is not. Doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Robin's connection to Elvis is through me.
Speaker 5: So did you call Elvis and ask him to please
Speaker 5: include you so that Robin could have a nice birthday? No,
Speaker 5: Elvis invited you because he knew you were in Florida.
Speaker 2: Elvis provided the entertainment and the gifts, and the plane,
Speaker 2: the private jet.
Speaker 4: What a great birthday present for Robin.
Speaker 2: You got nothing.
Speaker 4: You didn't get her a present.
Speaker 2: You didn't get her. No, I bought her a present.
Speaker 2: I bought her a present. It's still sitting here. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to give it to her. I have a
Speaker 2: president the plastic flower from Michael's you got ten years ago. Wow,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to give her a president birthday. You can't
Speaker 2: even you can't even compare that to the steak dinner.
Speaker 2: That one has nothing to do with the other. Why
Speaker 2: you didn't pay for You didn't pay for any of this.
Speaker 2: Elvis pay for everything. But what does it have to
Speaker 2: do with you owing you a steak dinner? I tried
Speaker 2: to pay you back. It's not the same. Yes it is,
Speaker 2: I already paid. I paid one hundred dollars for that tip.
Speaker 2: You lest we forget one hundred. The tip is scary.
Speaker 5: The tip is the part the girl pays. That's what
Speaker 5: you taught me, that the girl can occasionally pay the tip.
Speaker 5: When you're taking a dinner, maybe you can pay the tip.
Speaker 5: That's what you're talking about.
Speaker 6: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Were you saying something busted? You're busted. You're busted.
Speaker 2: You're busted, your busted. You're so busted you went to commercial.
Speaker 2: That's how busted you are? All right, all these years,
Speaker 2: I paid the tip.
Speaker 5: Finally the truth comes out. The tips what you let
Speaker 5: the girl pay, can pay the tip.
Speaker 2: By the way.
Speaker 5: By the way, a special bonus before this episode is over,
Speaker 5: I did write a song about the dinner with my
Speaker 5: friends and that we paid for the woman's dinner. I
Speaker 5: know the conversation was a couple of weeks ago and
Speaker 5: it lasted and people loved it. But I forgot for
Speaker 5: two weeks in a row to play this song. So
Speaker 5: there's a little bonus. At the end of the episode.
Speaker 5: We'll play the podcast on the way out of the
Speaker 5: song on the way the good. Since you got to
Speaker 5: talk about your plans. Oh, let's hear about your plans,
Speaker 5: David Brody.
Speaker 2: I need your opinion on something. Hmm. All right.
Speaker 5: So I'm going out to dinner with a good friend
Speaker 5: of mine. I said, Hey, I really want to watch
Speaker 5: the NFL Draft. I'm already going by myself. I'm going
Speaker 5: to the restaurant. I'm going to sit at the bar
Speaker 5: because I'm a Jets fan. They had a number seven
Speaker 5: pick in the draft.
Speaker 2: I want to sit around other people and and and
Speaker 2: feel that environment of people cheering or booing. I'm going
Speaker 2: to the bar. Do you want to go? He said?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't really like the NBA the NFL Draft.
Speaker 5: I'm more of a basketball fan.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we can go. Yeah, it's great, I said,
Speaker 2: I will. It starts at eight. I'd like to get
Speaker 2: there on seven thirty. I'll get us two seats at
Speaker 2: the bar. Fantastic. Looking forward to it. Yep, right.
Speaker 5: Seven o'clock. He texts me and says, oh, by the way,
Speaker 5: I invited my friend Pete to join us. Oh boy,
Speaker 5: I said, so, I said, Pete. Who's Pete?
Speaker 4: I don't know Pete.
Speaker 2: If I met Pete at a bar mitzvah or anything
Speaker 2: that part of your house, Pete. He's like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I just I'm smoking to Pete. In a while he uh,
Speaker 2: he was texting me seeing what was up. I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: don't you come out hang out with us. We're going
Speaker 2: to watch the draft. He was like, all right. I'm like,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, I don't want to have to din
Speaker 2: it with I mean, I'm sure Pete's a nice guy,
Speaker 2: but I want to have dinner with you, hang out
Speaker 2: watch the draft. Yea, I said, Now I got to share.
Speaker 2: I got to talk to you.
Speaker 5: And if we're sitting at the bar, you're gonna sit
Speaker 5: in the middle, so you're gonna be looking to the
Speaker 5: right when I want to talk to you looking to
Speaker 5: the left. When I what, why didn't you ask me? Yes,
Speaker 5: it was a big deal. So I said, well, I
Speaker 5: guess it's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm sure if you say, Pete's a good guy. But
Speaker 2: I kind of was like, listen, you.
Speaker 5: Should have Sometimes you go out with a friend, one friend,
Speaker 5: you want to talk about stuff going on, and you'll
Speaker 5: life you want to like talk about things you don't
Speaker 5: want to show to other people. Oh listen, this is
Speaker 5: going on in my life whatever. He invited Pete, Now
Speaker 5: I can't talk, So then it is the kicker. Here's
Speaker 5: the kicker, the kicker. You took the kicker in the
Speaker 5: first round.
Speaker 2: The first round. Yeah, I'm on my way to the restaurant.
Speaker 5: We're going in three cars because we all live in
Speaker 5: different areas, right, and at seven fifteen, got to get
Speaker 5: there at seven thirty. My friend texts me and says, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll be there like two minutes late. You know, I
Speaker 5: left the house late, but I'll be in a couple
Speaker 5: minutes late. I said, great, I'm gonna get at the table.
Speaker 5: Hopefully I can get three seats now at the bar
Speaker 5: instead of two seats. He says, oh, no, Pete's already
Speaker 5: at the restaurant. He got us a booth. Oh Pete
Speaker 5: changed the seating arrangement too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go, what do you mean he got us
Speaker 2: a booth? Well, I got there early. Wanted to get
Speaker 2: us a table. I go, no, no, I want to
Speaker 2: sit by the television sets. I want to watch at
Speaker 2: the bar and stare straight on at a TV. He said,
Speaker 2: wellnus TV's on the wall. I go, I don't want
Speaker 2: to look oval around on the side. I total.
Speaker 4: I was supposed to go by myself.
Speaker 2: That was the plan. David's going to sit at the
Speaker 2: bar and stare at because I want to be around
Speaker 2: football fans. I get it. I get it. I was like, listen,
Speaker 2: I'm sitting at the bar. Do you want to sit
Speaker 2: with me? Yeah? Okay, Now I'm gonna booth. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: did you tell Pete I want to sit at the bar?
Speaker 2: He's like, I may have mentioned, I don't remember. So
Speaker 2: I ended up sitting at the booth for Pete's sake,
Speaker 2: a guy I don't a guy I don't know, for
Speaker 2: Pete's sake, for Pete's sake with the guy I don't know,
Speaker 2: and I gotta be nice to hey. Again, he's a
Speaker 2: nice guy, but I had to talk to him when
Speaker 2: I wanted to watch the draft. So I'm sitting there
Speaker 2: with it with a bluetooth e a piece in listening
Speaker 2: to the draft on my phone and I'm trying not
Speaker 2: to be right.
Speaker 4: I can go, what was that, Pete?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Right now? Because it put you in an awkward spot
Speaker 2: because you just the whole point was for you to
Speaker 2: be there for the draft and now and now this
Speaker 2: guy is thinking like this guy Brodie's a dick. He's
Speaker 2: got his Tell me about yourself. What's your life like?
Speaker 2: Where did it used to work? Oh, that's an interesting thing. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean here about that. Now, Normally it would have
Speaker 2: been fine. The guy's interested in me again, he's a
Speaker 2: nice guy. Nothing against him. But I wanted to go
Speaker 2: to dinner with my buddy or alone. I wanted to
Speaker 2: go alone and stare at the TV. Wants draft. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Now my question is my question is if you're going
Speaker 2: to invite a third person that the first person doesn't know,
Speaker 2: shouldn't that be a conversation. Yes, yeah, I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: This happened in our in our home. Tell me what happened. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right? We had we had a dinner with British Warren.
Speaker 2: Now British Warren is a friend of ours who we
Speaker 2: don't see very often. He lives in Miami. He's moving
Speaker 2: to Italy, and he was kind of saying, look, this
Speaker 2: is the last time you're going to see me in
Speaker 2: the next couple of years because I'm moving to Italy
Speaker 2: and we got a lot of stuff going on construction
Speaker 2: at this house that we bought. Is he going to
Speaker 2: be Italy? Warren Italy War' no is still British, still
Speaker 2: British Warren, because he was the second Warren. Okay, that's correct,
Speaker 2: so British war So he wanted to get all the
Speaker 2: guys together that he knew from Hoboken, like Anthony Falco
Speaker 2: and Spanish Sex on the way, Dave Jetski, Bryan and
Speaker 2: the Locertos. You've heard all these people before, all the
Speaker 2: the typical cast of characters, right, it's like the thunder.
Speaker 2: So Falco takes it upon himself, say all right, we
Speaker 2: got a table seven or eight guys, and we want
Speaker 2: to try this new restaurant that we haven't been to
Speaker 2: in Bayone, New Jersey called Americano, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: is an Italian restaurant. Go figure, but it's called Americano.
Speaker 2: It was a really nice restaurant, really great spot in Bayone.
Speaker 2: And so, unbeknownst to Warren, he go with Falco goes
Speaker 2: to me, hey, make it. Don't make it for seven people,
Speaker 2: make it for eight. He goes, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 2: see if Cirillo wants to come, Srilla Sorillo. So like Cirillo,
Speaker 2: I said, okay, great, I'll make it for eight. He goes,
Speaker 2: I said, why Cirillo, what what made you think of him?
Speaker 2: He goes, Oh, he's been wanting to try that restaurant,
Speaker 2: you know. And now we're going I told him a
Speaker 2: British Warren. Nope, but wait, hold on, so we're taking
Speaker 2: a head count in the group chat. And British Warren,
Speaker 2: by the way, never at a loss for words, and
Speaker 2: where's his motion on his sleeve? And we'll always tell
Speaker 2: you what he's thinking straight up, like he is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: British sass. He's like, he's like, what the So he's like,
Speaker 2: wait a second, I mean eight people, who's the eighth person?
Speaker 2: And Falco gets into it with him on a group chat.
Speaker 2: I really, I really should take time and read this.
Speaker 2: But who this guy Cirillo's coming? And he goes, who's Cirillo?
Speaker 2: He goes right, he goes and then and he goes, well, well,
Speaker 2: she's a friend of mine. And Falco defends himself. He says,
Speaker 2: he's been wanting to try his restaurant, and we got
Speaker 2: like a guy, so don't worry, I'll put him at
Speaker 2: the other end of the table with me, and and
Speaker 2: then Warren like doubles down on the anger and he's like,
Speaker 2: wait in a second, fuck that. He goes, this is
Speaker 2: a dinner that I said I wanted to do and
Speaker 2: I wanted my boys. He goes, I don't know this guy.
Speaker 2: I don't want him to I don't want him to come.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: It's not even like we were buying him dinner. It
Speaker 2: wasn't his birthday, he wasn't What Ifrilla is a big drinker,
Speaker 2: now you're all splitting his drinks. He is, But that's
Speaker 2: not the point. The point is is for me, Warren,
Speaker 2: Now I in this situation like that, I didn't find
Speaker 2: it as big of a deal. All right. So if
Speaker 2: you got seven guys that you're friends with, that you
Speaker 2: know and you love, and the eighth guy that's coming
Speaker 2: happens to be someone you don't know, but I'm surrounded
Speaker 2: enough by guys that I know that I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2: I in this case, thought Warren was being a little bitch,
Speaker 2: you know, and so did a soda out friends. What
Speaker 2: if Warren wants to talk about his ex girlfriend or
Speaker 2: like some sex relationship he had, right, he knows his
Speaker 2: boys already know the story. Now he's been like, remember
Speaker 2: that time I got tied up with a ballgag and
Speaker 2: they're like, and this guy Serrilla is going, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: And now I know British WARN's like, I gotta feel
Speaker 2: uncomfortable about my ballgag story because I don't know who
Speaker 2: this guy Sirillo is pounding down right, So it became
Speaker 2: it became a pissing match between Falca, who never backs
Speaker 2: down on a conversation. He calls everyone a piece of shit,
Speaker 2: and won British Warren. So so the two of them
Speaker 2: will go this almost, by the way, this was almost
Speaker 2: so bad that the dinner almost got dismissed and canceled.
Speaker 2: You can't invite if I got a guy who wants
Speaker 2: to try that restaurant, this is a good opportunity even
Speaker 2: to try to restaurant. No, but I see got a
Speaker 2: harder go though in this case, because I know him
Speaker 2: and I know how he is he's thinking of. Does
Speaker 2: does Sirillo know any of the other people, any of
Speaker 2: the seven? Yes, everybody he knows except British Warn, Yeah,
Speaker 2: pretty much, British Warren. Ye, the guy who's throwing throlling
Speaker 2: in the evening. Yes, his idea, his idea.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: No, So what happened? Sorillo showed up anyway, because we
Speaker 2: convinced Warren that he was cool, and then Sorillo gets
Speaker 2: drunk with Warren and the two of them become besties
Speaker 2: by the end of the night. So, as it turned out,
Speaker 2: it was a good move. Now, you know, it was
Speaker 2: highly combustible going in, but we knew Cyril is a
Speaker 2: great guy. He's he's the best. You got to ask
Speaker 2: permission is all. I'm sick. You gotta like say, hey,
Speaker 2: is it okay? If Pete comms okay? In this kate body,
Speaker 2: But in your case, that's fucked up because now it's
Speaker 2: just you and your boy and he's bringing you a
Speaker 2: third and the whole dynamic of the night is changed
Speaker 2: because it was supposed to be.
Speaker 4: It's like using it not the kind of threesome I
Speaker 4: would imagine right now.
Speaker 2: Maybe on another night, right this dude would like say, look,
Speaker 2: you're going out to Chili's or whatever, and you're like,
Speaker 2: you know what, Okay, bring your friend along, let's hang out.
Speaker 5: But you have even then, if you're going for a
Speaker 5: party of seven and you're like, hey, can I bring
Speaker 5: an eighth person that's different than your two people, They're like,
Speaker 5: I want to bring a third person. Yeah, so its
Speaker 5: just it was just and I, you know, I barely
Speaker 5: got to watch the draft because I don't want to
Speaker 5: be rude.
Speaker 2: And the television that was off to the left on
Speaker 2: the wall. So if I want to watch the Treva
Speaker 2: turn my head the whole time. So I would have
Speaker 2: should have Sorella with the four of us kind of conversation.
Speaker 6: It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Uh so does Sirella have a man purse?
Speaker 2: You're still going back to this. No, he is not
Speaker 2: the kind of guy that would carry that. Actually, now,
Speaker 2: what is the kind of guy who wouldn't carry it? Man?
Speaker 5: Tell me the kind of guy that wouldn't carry immerse?
Speaker 5: When you say he's not the kind of guy, Guys
Speaker 5: who are I guess alpha men who are from a
Speaker 5: bygone era.
Speaker 2: In really in backwards thinking neighborhoods. All right, let's let's uh,
Speaker 2: let's go down the list of some of our slices. Oh, boy,
Speaker 2: is any from Brooklyn wearing immerse? Never? Okay?
Speaker 4: Is is Asian Mic wearing immerseybe.
Speaker 2: Again? And this is for the beach a beach Merse?
Speaker 4: Is Donny from CT wearing a purse?
Speaker 2: Yes? Is Trucker wearing immerse. No to the beach. We're
Speaker 2: talking about to the beach. We're not talking about a
Speaker 2: fashion statement like Sakwon Barkley Trucker.
Speaker 5: I would like if you want to write a song,
Speaker 5: it's not wearing immerse, it's one Valdez. Is one Valdez
Speaker 5: carrying it crossbody on you for your to protect your valuables. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: would Reggie data guy with immerse? Never Okay?
Speaker 2: Right? All right? Man you're calling out? Would would baby?
Speaker 2: Would baby? Luke?
Speaker 1: A man?
Speaker 2: Who? Okay? I tease this on a previous episode and
Speaker 2: your hair. You can follow along at the ny Post
Speaker 2: New York Post dot com. The story of Sarah Button.
Speaker 2: Her name is sand Buttons. She's twenty seven years old.
Speaker 2: Is she aging in reverse? Hio? Sarah Button, She's an
Speaker 2: Australian girl who went to go get her waxing for
Speaker 2: her bikini line her JJ. Yeah. And she got a
Speaker 2: text from the waxer after the fact and said, Hey,
Speaker 2: by the way, next time, I'm gonna have to charge
Speaker 2: you ten to fifteen dollars more for your waxing because
Speaker 2: I'm you have a bigger area. I think she may
Speaker 2: have a fupa. She got the she's not because she's Harry.
Speaker 2: She's got a you know, when you say fupa, it's
Speaker 2: the fat upper pubic area. Some people like to use
Speaker 2: the P word, the filthy one instead of pubic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they pubic fat. So I'm assuming Sarah or Sandra is
Speaker 2: a larger woman, but or she's just Harry, or she's
Speaker 2: just got a huge surface area, or she just literally
Speaker 2: forgets about that ship and then says, Okay, it's the
Speaker 2: season I'm going in and then everything's all over the
Speaker 2: place growing. They had to give it her a reason
Speaker 2: in the article. It was vague. She just said, I
Speaker 2: have to.
Speaker 4: Hio, it's vague. It's vague. It was vague.
Speaker 2: So she she she went, what does she do? She
Speaker 2: too took the social media, of course, and made a
Speaker 2: federal case out of it on TikTok and said, do
Speaker 2: you believe this? I got that? Well that then why
Speaker 2: so the New York Post picks it up like it
Speaker 2: did so so exact mission accomplished. So I guess this
Speaker 2: is less about the story and more of where do
Speaker 2: you draw the line? Because this is one of those
Speaker 2: conversations where probably right under the belly button, Hio again,
Speaker 2: we're not let either it's more surface area or harrier
Speaker 2: or whatever it is. Do you need to pay more?
Speaker 2: Is that discriminatory in some way? She thought it was.
Speaker 2: She couldn't believe it, because I wouldn't mean I'm gonna
Speaker 2: it's gonna go up for by five dollars next time
Speaker 2: that I get waxed. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 5: All right, Well, if you are a woman with long hair,
Speaker 5: you pay more for a hair cut or style, is
Speaker 5: that right than a woman with short hair?
Speaker 2: With short hair I'm asking, I want to pay more
Speaker 2: for their hair, pay more for their haircuts? Yeah, but
Speaker 2: women versus men. But do women as if you have
Speaker 2: if you have long hair down to your butt, you're
Speaker 2: gonna pay I think women, whether you have short hair
Speaker 2: a long hair, it's the same price for a woman.
Speaker 5: There's a lot more work to do with long hair. Really,
Speaker 5: I don't know how to dye your hair. You think
Speaker 5: it's the same price to dye long hair than short hair?
Speaker 5: Long hair is less dye.
Speaker 2: This is a This is definitely a learning process for
Speaker 2: me because I'd have no clue. Ladies, let us know,
Speaker 2: do you short hair versus long hair on a woman?
Speaker 2: Do you pay more for the long hair. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Of course you do. Oh you pay, you pay more
Speaker 2: for what more than if they want to color it?
Speaker 2: If you want it, you know, ser style of certain
Speaker 2: care as opposed to a little pixie bob or something.
Speaker 2: Pixie bob is like a men's haircut. SI simp. You're
Speaker 2: in favor of the extra five to ten bucks. Say, look,
Speaker 2: I don't know how long, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Listen if the woman's if the woman is twice as
Speaker 5: wide or harrier and it's more work.
Speaker 2: To do, people are going to say that it's it's
Speaker 2: weight discrimination. They're gonna say that it's fact I took I.
Speaker 5: Took my two dogs in to be groomed a couple
Speaker 5: of weeks ago. Okay, one of them is like eighteen pounds.
Speaker 5: One of them is fourteen pounds. I mean one's a
Speaker 5: little bigger than the other one. You really would notice
Speaker 5: they charged eighty for one of them and seventy five
Speaker 5: for the other. What they qualified. They qualified Mutsie as
Speaker 5: a smaller dog and Drew as a little bit bigger.
Speaker 2: I never heard of this. No, if the dog is
Speaker 2: twice the size, you charge more to groom them. I
Speaker 2: guess you can I guess the you can say that
Speaker 2: this is like when you buy a large versus a
Speaker 2: double extra large, you got to charge more for the
Speaker 2: extra double xtra large because you're using more material.
Speaker 5: For ye, Like I think I think that Brooklyn, Brooklyn
Speaker 5: Boys dot Big Cartel dot Com. Again, our merchandise is available.
Speaker 5: The summer's here. Time to go shopping. Get those tank tops. Yeah,
Speaker 5: let's go get a baseball hat. I think for the
Speaker 5: double X, which are the three X, we charge more
Speaker 5: because the shirts costs more.
Speaker 4: Right, how that works?
Speaker 2: But this woman is performing a service of waxing, so
Speaker 2: it's not like, oh, she's using more wax, so that's her.
Speaker 5: Logic's longer if you have to do like look when
Speaker 5: you wax again, I've never had my privates wax, but
Speaker 5: you put down a strip of wax and you rip
Speaker 5: it off. Right, If you have to do eight strips
Speaker 5: across and eight poles and more wax as opposed to
Speaker 5: six or five poles.
Speaker 2: And five and five strips and five material, more material
Speaker 2: and more wax, yeah, cost of goods, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Like if you went to have your your back waxed
Speaker 5: and you had like a little fuzz up by your
Speaker 5: neck and a little fuzz down by your ass crack.
Speaker 5: That's probably ten bucks. But if your back looked like
Speaker 5: a rug, like a bear rug, they'd have to.
Speaker 2: Charge you more. Yeah, but when you see the price
Speaker 2: list on the menu, it always says it always says
Speaker 2: bikini wax, this BACKWHACKX that.
Speaker 5: Well, they should have a sign that says if you
Speaker 5: if your vaginal area is three times the size of
Speaker 5: the average persons vaginal area.
Speaker 2: Well, it's no different than when you when you when
Speaker 2: you put your luggage on a plane.
Speaker 5: Scary if your bag is eighty five pounds instead of
Speaker 5: fifty pounds, your begs more money, right.
Speaker 2: More money? Yeah, because they got to use more fuel
Speaker 2: to take get the plane off the ground. I just
Speaker 2: think it's just pay one price. Well, I want to
Speaker 2: know what happened from the first meeting to the second
Speaker 2: meeting that she decided that now she's gonna charge her more.
Speaker 2: Did she like grow? Maybe she's like I can't take anymore.
Speaker 2: I think she lives too much. I think that's really
Speaker 2: what happened. Though she's like I can't Maybe maybe she
Speaker 2: just let the weeds grow for like years. And if
Speaker 2: there's a foodpon involved. I think I'm assuming what if
Speaker 2: there is overhang, What if you're gonna move things to
Speaker 2: get to things? It could be a more involved thing.
Speaker 2: So it's more money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think listen, if your area is that much
Speaker 5: different than everyone else's area, I think you got to
Speaker 5: expect to five.
Speaker 2: It's like going on the right.
Speaker 5: It's like you've seen the videos at amusement parks, right
Speaker 5: when women are like, look this rye can't fit in
Speaker 5: this ride.
Speaker 2: This is discrimination. Sometimes bodies don't fit on ride. You
Speaker 2: know how many reels I've seen about airlines they're like,
Speaker 2: they can't fit in the plane seat, so they have
Speaker 2: to buy the second one. And they're saying it's discrimination
Speaker 2: and they should be given it for free. But that's
Speaker 2: a different story than performing a task. The cause the
Speaker 2: task is the task in hand. That's the cost of
Speaker 2: the task. You're performing a service.
Speaker 4: It takes more work, there's more task in hand.
Speaker 2: Hio. Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 5: If you're giving someone a massage or an oil jaw,
Speaker 5: like a massage, right, you get a massage somebody?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Maybe if they're if their back is twice the size
Speaker 5: of your back, scary, that's more the massage.
Speaker 2: All right, So if a five foot two guy should
Speaker 2: get a discount on a massage versus a guy who's
Speaker 2: six foot six, yeah, I'm okay with that. But that's
Speaker 2: not that it works. They don't charge extra for the
Speaker 2: tall guy. All right. What if you're going for a pedicure,
Speaker 2: You're going to get your toes one price? You see it,
Speaker 2: I've seen.
Speaker 5: What if you go and you've got like hooked up
Speaker 5: toes and talons and skanky dirty.
Speaker 2: Toes the same price, same price.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, But let's say you go twice and
Speaker 5: it's like really hard to do because you have like
Speaker 5: curly hammer toes and you got bunions, and you got
Speaker 5: your nails curl over, and.
Speaker 4: It's just it's just craziness. It's just it's mayhem.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 5: If it's more work to do, you might go. Listen, scary,
Speaker 5: you have to charge a little more. You don't have
Speaker 5: the average feet. I've seen your feet, scary, I would
Speaker 5: have to charge you. Fuck you, that's not true. My
Speaker 5: feet are just perfect. You got penguin toes, you get
Speaker 5: you tell you if you got spaces in between you
Speaker 5: first and second, your second toe is like three inches
Speaker 5: longer than all your other toes. You know you've got
Speaker 5: a lot of shit going on, you do. No, I've
Speaker 5: never had a complainture of your feet. I've never had
Speaker 5: a complaint. Scary, I've never had a complaint, and I've
Speaker 5: I've gotten pedicures before. But okay, I'm not saying okay,
Speaker 5: I'm just saying the feet. But some people have feet,
Speaker 5: they're a little left up. I'll go back to my
Speaker 5: original point. You're performing a service, a manicure, a pedicure,
Speaker 5: a facial, a massage, a waxing.
Speaker 2: It's one price on the menu. You don't get to
Speaker 2: charge more for because there's more service. Serious you wouldn't
Speaker 2: if you're really nitpicking. I see where you're coming from,
Speaker 2: but I don't agree with it.
Speaker 5: I think it's you go for a pedicure, it's bad business,
Speaker 5: and you had a farming accident and you only got
Speaker 5: six toes. That's a discount, right. I guess if you
Speaker 5: go to the dentist and you've had no you've had
Speaker 5: bad teeth your whole life, you've got like eighteeth left,
Speaker 5: that should be a discount. You're only cleaning eighteenth at
Speaker 5: that point. All right, I rest my case, she's got
Speaker 5: to pay extra. She got the food push, you got
Speaker 5: pay extras. I feel bad?
Speaker 2: All right? Is there something that you wanted to say?
Speaker 2: Did were something that you wanted to cover real real quick?
Speaker 2: Here before we take care of h I got the
Speaker 2: pick a ball fight? No, I'll tell me no, no, no,
Speaker 2: go into it right here. No, I got that long.
Speaker 4: It's a whole thing, all right. Well, it's a whole thing,
Speaker 4: all right. Well, then I got some more stuff.
Speaker 2: We're not ready to take a break yet. No, I
Speaker 2: don't want to. You need something quick here, I'll give
Speaker 2: you something quick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I got some things too. Oh okay, this
Speaker 4: is good. You'll like this one.
Speaker 5: So I'm going through my closets, and you know, I
Speaker 5: got stuff I got to get rid of at some
Speaker 5: point in your life.
Speaker 2: You got to go.
Speaker 5: I don't need that, right, So I have a do
Speaker 5: you remember in the baseball fans will know this. In
Speaker 5: the eighties and the nineties. I think up until the nineties,
Speaker 5: the manager and the coaches and the pitchers when they
Speaker 5: were on the base paths would wear jackets. Yes, call
Speaker 5: them starter jackets. Right the starter there was satin there,
Speaker 5: we was satin collared. The Yankees had black satin or whatever.
Speaker 5: Dark Navy, Phillis had pink sat. Mets had blue satin jackets.
Speaker 5: That's what they did.
Speaker 2: So in the pictures when they used to hit and
Speaker 2: we get on the base, they keep their arms warm.
Speaker 2: They put a jacket on. More of a marketing play
Speaker 2: than anything but go ye, and then.
Speaker 5: The managers would wear a jacket in the in the dugout.
Speaker 5: It was a satin jacket waist length and the pockets
Speaker 5: were slanted. It was like a bomber, like a flight jacket,
Speaker 5: but it was made of satin. And it's it's got
Speaker 5: the MET logo on it on the front and then
Speaker 5: on the sleeve patch. Okay, I have mine from God
Speaker 5: knows when that I've had forever, and I don't wear it.
Speaker 5: I've saved because like, oh it's my old Met satin
Speaker 5: jacket from back in the day. I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 5: I'm sure somebody's gonna want this jacket. And I to
Speaker 5: be honest with you, it's a it's a kid's large, Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm like, you know what, it's a kid's large, but
Speaker 5: it's also like an adult small medium, Okay, like same
Speaker 5: size roughly, I'm like, you know what, someone's gonna want
Speaker 5: to buy this. I'm gonna put it up on Facebook
Speaker 5: Marketplace and I'm gonna sell it because maybe somebody wants
Speaker 5: to buy it for their kid, maybe somebody wants to
Speaker 5: buy it to whatever.
Speaker 2: So I put it up.
Speaker 5: I priced it on eBay. I see what the going
Speaker 5: rate is. I'm like, I'm gonna put it up for
Speaker 5: one hundred dollars. So I put it up and when
Speaker 5: I you know, I listed on Facebook Marketplace. I also
Speaker 5: put it in like the twenty towns in my area
Speaker 5: that if someone lived, you know, eight ten miles away,
Speaker 5: they would drive to come get it. So you can
Speaker 5: you can get another town. So it's listed in twenty places.
Speaker 5: That's the maximum you can list. Well, the next day
Speaker 5: I get a message that says you're listing violated the
Speaker 5: policy of one of these towns. Facebook swap pages like
Speaker 5: what click if for details? I go, it's not a weapon,
Speaker 5: it's not a wheelchair.
Speaker 2: What now? What now?
Speaker 5: So I I messaged the administrator and I say, why
Speaker 5: why was my why was my jacket it's a jacket?
Speaker 2: Why why was it violation? What's going on? Now?
Speaker 5: This guy, this guy flagged me like two years ago
Speaker 5: for something that was ridiculous, and he wouldn't budge.
Speaker 4: He wouldn't budge, you wouldn't budge. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do with this guy again.
Speaker 5: His name is something goofy like Hampton, like you know,
Speaker 5: it's got like a he's got like a rich guy name,
Speaker 5: sure whatever, Branson, something like that. So I'm like, listen, Branson,
Speaker 5: not his real name, but close. I said, well, why
Speaker 5: is my Why is my jacket a problem? He says,
Speaker 5: you got to read the rules of the Facebook group
Speaker 5: no uncertified sports memorabilia one hundred dollars or more. If
Speaker 5: you're going to sell sports memorabilia, you got to have
Speaker 5: a certificate of authentication. So I said, first of all,
Speaker 5: I put up pictures of the label. It's made by Starter.
Speaker 5: You can see who makes the jacket. Second of all, it's.
Speaker 2: Not sports memorabilia. It's a jacket. It's for someone to
Speaker 2: wear as a jacket. That's it.
Speaker 5: It's a jacket. It's not signed, it's not in glass,
Speaker 5: it's not yes, it's frame.
Speaker 2: It's a jacket. He says.
Speaker 5: You can look at it both ways. It can be
Speaker 5: memorabilia or a jacket. I said, I know, but you're
Speaker 5: the guy making the rules. So can't you just say
Speaker 5: it's a jacket because it's a jacket? And I'll say,
Speaker 5: I said, in realistic it's a jacket. I didn't say
Speaker 5: it's collectible. I didn't say it's vintage. It's a jacket.
Speaker 5: I'm selling a jacket, I said, Can I sell a jacket,
Speaker 5: an Armani jacket?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: I go, okay, oh, I'm selling this jacket.
Speaker 5: Nope, it's a sports jacket considered memorabilia. He goes, you
Speaker 5: can't sell anything for one hundred dollars or more.
Speaker 2: So you know what I did? Scary? What did you do?
Speaker 2: It's now Branson? Fuck you. I knew that was coming.
Speaker 2: I love it, so so what are you gonna cost
Speaker 2: me a dollar? Now?
Speaker 5: I've changed it now. If it's a fake jacket, you
Speaker 5: can get it for ninety nine dollars and get ripped off,
Speaker 5: but you can't get ripped off for a hundred I
Speaker 5: knew you were gonna do that.
Speaker 2: That was great. Yeah, fuck you ninety nine dollars, bitch,
Speaker 2: I love it. Before you get into your pickleball, hell,
Speaker 2: i'd like to I don't know. I think I'm due
Speaker 2: for some free dessert. First of all, yeah, this is
Speaker 2: this is just a word to I might have mentioned
Speaker 2: this on the Big Show, but I was at Palm
Speaker 2: Beach International Airport on my way back, and I gotta say, oh.
Speaker 4: You gotta fly with the regular people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's right. Elvis brought us there. But then
Speaker 2: we had to find our own way home. Oh poor me.
Speaker 2: So this was on Sunday and our flight was leaving
Speaker 2: in about thirty minutes. Thirty minutes, and we get online
Speaker 2: for a sandwich at Starbucks, one of those raps, yeah,
Speaker 2: prepared stuff. Yeah, there was a bit of a line,
Speaker 2: you know, five ten minutes online, paid for it, No problem, people,
Speaker 2: I'm standing around. All of a sudden, the crowd is gathering,
Speaker 2: more people standing around, more people standing around, less food
Speaker 2: being pumped out.
Speaker 6: Ait.
Speaker 5: Wait, people are standing around, like flight people paying, like
Speaker 5: waiting waiting for their orders to be made at starbarcks. Okay,
Speaker 5: so twenty minutes goes by and they still don't have
Speaker 5: our order. All we wanted was a wrap. Yeah, it
Speaker 5: was like one of those sandwich wraps that they have
Speaker 5: at Starbucks. It's a long time away, for a long
Speaker 5: time to wait. Yeah, and we saw we were three
Speaker 5: minutes away from the everybody, let's start boarding the plane.
Speaker 5: So we looked at each other and we're like, fuck it,
Speaker 5: let's get out of here, because we still had walked
Speaker 5: back to the gate.
Speaker 2: So we abandoned rap We abandoned it. Now there was
Speaker 2: food that was sitting there, other people's wraps and things
Speaker 2: that also abandoned because they had the same issue, but
Speaker 2: we didn't know that at the time, but we kind
Speaker 2: of we kind of thought about it after, like, you
Speaker 2: know what, this place is so fucking slow that that
Speaker 2: they have a habit of people just abandoning their food
Speaker 2: and leaving it. And I just think, if you are
Speaker 2: a food person, a counter person at an airport, you
Speaker 2: need to be the best of what you do. You
Speaker 2: got to put you if you're a company, you got
Speaker 2: to put your top line people in there. Because of
Speaker 2: all places for there to be for there to be
Speaker 2: a wait, it shouldn't be an airport. The airport needs
Speaker 2: to be the fastest, most rapid because people are on
Speaker 2: the go, they have deadlines to meet. They got to
Speaker 2: get the hell out of there. So I'm talking to you, Starbucks,
Speaker 2: but I'm really talking to big corporate box store blank,
Speaker 2: big fast chain, fast food blank, could be anything, Burger King, McDonald's,
Speaker 2: all of it, Taco Bell, Express, better be expressed, Pizza Hut,
Speaker 2: all of you guys, you've been express. You guys gotta
Speaker 2: be in your company. The people situated at that at
Speaker 2: the airport version of that store needs to be the
Speaker 2: fastest and the best at what they do, because there's
Speaker 2: no time to dilly dally or fuck around. Right. But
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck was going on at
Speaker 2: this Starbucks. But I put this on the air the
Speaker 2: other day and three people texted in and said, I
Speaker 2: am familiar with that PBI, that airport. I am familiar
Speaker 2: with that Starbucks, and they are notoriously fucking slow, and
Speaker 2: Starbucks refuses to do something about it. It's almost like
Speaker 2: a cash grab for Starbucks with like, ugh, we don't
Speaker 2: you know, we don't have to make the people's food
Speaker 2: because you know, we got slow people in here. They're
Speaker 2: just gonna pay and they're gonna walk away. But yeah,
Speaker 2: that wasn't frustrat They're gonna leave and they kept the sandwiches.
Speaker 2: What would Brody do?
Speaker 4: I don't know, reservoir, I'd show up to the airport earlier.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, again, I don't think it's I don't I
Speaker 2: don't think it's it's it's unreasonable because you give us
Speaker 2: more time for your flight prior to the.
Speaker 5: Here's what I would do if if I had little
Speaker 5: time to get food before the plane was taking off,
Speaker 5: I would go to a fast, convenient restaurant like I
Speaker 5: don't know, Starbucks, right, and get a pre wrapped panini.
Speaker 2: Does the food they don't really play me. They're not
Speaker 2: cooking the ship back there, they're wrapping it. They're they're
Speaker 2: warming it up in a microwave. A chicken and pesto
Speaker 2: sandwich on the chibata, it's already wrapped.
Speaker 4: Handed to me.
Speaker 2: I gotta go.
Speaker 5: Handing me a sandwich is less time than it takes
Speaker 5: to make a latte. Give me a sandwich, twenty person,
Speaker 5: twenty minute sandwich, person with a handheld give me a
Speaker 5: card to boom, ready to go.
Speaker 2: Here's a sandwich.
Speaker 5: Get on your plane exactly, And to be honest with you,
Speaker 5: the airline you'd have better food and cheaper food ready
Speaker 5: to go for you. Well that's a whole other issue,
Speaker 5: but but do better Starbucks and anybody, and I know
Speaker 5: this has happened to our slices somewhere, there's had to
Speaker 5: be a time somewhere at an airport, somewhere in the
Speaker 5: country or beyond, where you were to leave your food
Speaker 5: behind because it was time for you to board your flight.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I know half the slice, like first
Speaker 2: world problems. I can't. I were paycheck to Patrick. I
Speaker 2: had never fallen in private That's why private jet. Now,
Speaker 2: somebody actually did text in on the Big Show and
Speaker 2: they're like, well, it must be nice that you're in
Speaker 2: an airport and flying, and look, okay, I'm allowed to
Speaker 2: have a first world problem. Think it's a high bar.
Speaker 5: I think the private jet from Atlantic City, that's a
Speaker 5: high bar problem. If you were like the caveall was
Speaker 5: not as fresh as I would like it to be,
Speaker 5: that's a third world that's a that's a that's a
Speaker 5: first world problem for scary Jones, we get. But saying
Speaker 5: saying your food wasn't fast enough at an airport. Look,
Speaker 5: I understand, well, at.
Speaker 2: Least you get scared, you get to go to an airport.
Speaker 2: I I don't go anywhere. I mean, that's what people
Speaker 2: were saying on the Big Show, Like you're missing the
Speaker 2: fucking point. People.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta say. Look, I don't have a job,
Speaker 4: so I get to say it.
Speaker 5: I don't think getting on a plane is an unnatural
Speaker 5: bar In other words, I understand this. People don't have
Speaker 5: the money, don't have the time, can't go on vacation.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 5: But flying is not like I wish I could own
Speaker 5: a Porsche, right. Flying is like, oh, I wish i'd
Speaker 5: go to a nicer restaurant as opposed to Mcdonald'sright. It's
Speaker 5: achievable if you save over time. It's not like you
Speaker 5: can get on a plane for one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 5: You could fly to Boston for like eighty seventy five.
Speaker 5: There's less expensive flights than going to Europe. So I
Speaker 5: think to say it must be nice to going to
Speaker 5: go to airport. I know times are tough. I never
Speaker 5: can anybody else's money, But flying is not like bougie.
Speaker 5: And you know I'm the first person to yell bougie.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you call bogi yeah when you see it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: But in this case, I'm just saying I'm trying to
Speaker 2: speak up for everybody who's ever been to an airport
Speaker 2: and how to abandon their shit because right, let's put it. Let'
Speaker 2: let's let's let's cheapen it. Dame, I just can't believe
Speaker 2: these companies put these put these people on the front
Speaker 2: lines at a fucking airport. Let's lower the price so
Speaker 2: that no one gets offended, because I don'tant to offend anybody.
Speaker 5: Your movie is starting in twenty minutes, and you're waiting
Speaker 5: for your popcorn and your soda, and the fifteen year
Speaker 5: old's working there are like.
Speaker 2: What's that pop corn? Would you like? Sure? You wouldn't
Speaker 2: like the large problem, same concept.
Speaker 5: You've a deadline, deadlines to me, I'm gonna miss my
Speaker 5: seventy five previews if I don't get my popcorn on
Speaker 5: my soda. So, wherever you are and you have someplace
Speaker 5: to be, you would like that business that specializes in
Speaker 5: quick turnaround to actually be quick put.
Speaker 2: The slow put the slow workers. Uh in Brodie's path
Speaker 2: in the stores he goes to. So we have stuff
Speaker 2: to talk about on the podcast?
Speaker 5: Oh yes, fair enough? Okay, when do I get to
Speaker 5: play my song? Are we almost done?
Speaker 2: Well? You want to talk about your pickleball experience and
Speaker 2: then we get play. We'll get out of here real quick.
Speaker 2: Pick a ball okay.
Speaker 5: So, uh, I normally play pickleball at night, A couple
Speaker 5: of nights a week I play. Now I am a
Speaker 5: three point twenty five pickleball player, which is intermediate, okay,
Speaker 5: this beginner advanced beginner. There is low, intermediate, and then intermediate.
Speaker 5: So I'm pretty good. But I'm not you know, Joe
Speaker 5: pickleball yet, but I'm working on it.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: I've made a lot of progress in the less than
Speaker 5: a year that I'm playing pickle ball. So I got
Speaker 5: bumped up to three point twenty five, and that allows
Speaker 5: me to register to play with people a little above
Speaker 5: me and a little below me. So I can play
Speaker 5: with the three point ohs and I can play with
Speaker 5: the three point fives.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense? Yes?
Speaker 5: I can't play with three seven five. They don't want
Speaker 5: to play with me. You don't kick my ass, okay,
Speaker 5: and I don't want to play with two seven fives
Speaker 5: necessarily fives, right, Okay? So I register for three point
Speaker 5: zero because I normally I play at night. However, this
Speaker 5: week there are tournaments, so the night sessions are canceled.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna play Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 5: It's a three point oh. Now I normally play with
Speaker 5: three point two fives and sometimes three point zero. But
Speaker 5: if I play with three point oh, there'll be some
Speaker 5: three point two fives, there'll be some two seven fives.
Speaker 5: It'll be fun, it'll be great. Okay, Well, here's what
Speaker 5: I learned. The people who play in the afternoon during
Speaker 5: the week tend to be slightly older women who are
Speaker 5: retired or their husbands are at work or whatever the case,
Speaker 5: and they're there to play leisurely pickleball. Oh my yoga
Speaker 5: classes tomorrow. I'm sixty eight years old. I'm gonna play
Speaker 5: some pickle ball. So I'm gonna go play pickle ball.
Speaker 5: So this was not the guys I play with at night.
Speaker 5: It wasn't the women that are kick ass that I
Speaker 5: play with at night. This was a more mellow crowd.
Speaker 5: Now you know me scary, I'm I'm I'm hyper, I'm excited,
Speaker 5: I'm I gotta win, and i'm my.
Speaker 2: Reflexes are quick. I want to I'm playing to win,
Speaker 2: but I'm not like, you know, slamming the ball at
Speaker 2: older women and trying to hurt them. But I'm there
Speaker 2: to play.
Speaker 5: Well, Okay, So I play one match and I win
Speaker 5: and everybody's having a good time. And then you know,
Speaker 5: when you win, you and your partner split. And then
Speaker 5: two more people come on that have been waiting to play.
Speaker 5: They may have lost previously, or they got there late, whatever.
Speaker 5: So these two women come on, and I'm gonna call
Speaker 5: this woman play fair Fran. So play fair Frand comes
Speaker 5: next to me. She's an older woman who looks like
Speaker 5: she can play a little bit. Yeah, she doesn't move
Speaker 5: very well. She's sort of like, oh, the ball was
Speaker 5: too far on my left. That's a point for you guys.
Speaker 5: But if it's right to her, she can hit it back.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's not. She's not handicapped where she's like, I
Speaker 2: can't move my arms. She's good. Sorry, it's fine.
Speaker 5: She's probably a two seven five baby, she's gotta be
Speaker 5: two seven five. She registered the three point zero. Kay, Okay,
Speaker 5: so we play. She's fucking terrible, and we lose because
Speaker 5: the other team realized that play fair Fran can only
Speaker 5: hit balls that are hit directly to her, and if
Speaker 5: they're like too close to the net, she's got to
Speaker 5: run in, she can't get them. If they're too far
Speaker 5: to the side, she can't get over us. She can't
Speaker 5: get them. So that's it, okay, an older woman. Fine,
Speaker 5: Now we lost. We got to split, and we put
Speaker 5: our paddles. Now I go around open the gate to
Speaker 5: go around to put my paddle in the paddle holder.
Speaker 5: To determine who's next. You put them in order, like
Speaker 5: you wait, you put your paddles in the rack. She
Speaker 5: reaches over the fence as I'm walking around and puts
Speaker 5: your paddle next in line to play.
Speaker 2: She cut so right away, right away. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: not a big fan of this woman, not a big fan,
Speaker 2: but I'm not gonna say anything. To play the video
Speaker 2: games in the arcade, and you put your quarters, and
Speaker 2: the quarters are up, you put somebody puts although I
Speaker 2: never quite understood how you could tell whose quarter was loose,
Speaker 2: because all look alike.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: It was a foolish It was a foolish thing. It
Speaker 2: was a foolish maneuver that we did as kids.
Speaker 4: I I I at some times I put the words
Speaker 4: that had I would put a dot on them.
Speaker 2: Put a dot on your quarter, okay, on the quarter.
Speaker 5: Okay, So now it's our turn to play. We got
Speaker 5: called up at the same time. Coincident leaving though she
Speaker 5: cut me, and now we can't be on the same
Speaker 5: team right because we split. So I go to play
Speaker 5: with some new woman and she goes to play with
Speaker 5: another woman. Keep in mind, I'm the only guy there
Speaker 5: at this time, because I guess all the other men
Speaker 5: are at work. I don't know, I don't know what's
Speaker 5: going on, but I'm the only man playing. So when
Speaker 5: I serve slices, I have two serves. Mainly, I have
Speaker 5: one serve that I spin and so I hit it
Speaker 5: right at you and it bounces to my right. You're left, okay, okay.
Speaker 5: And I have another one that I hit that spins
Speaker 5: to my left, your right, yep, okay. So I served
Speaker 5: to her and I spin it. I hit it hard
Speaker 5: and it spins and she hits it, but it goes
Speaker 5: out of bounce, but she hit it okay. So that
Speaker 5: now I serve diagonally to my opponent, her teammate. Okay,
Speaker 5: And I spin it and I ace her on it.
Speaker 5: The ball bounces and she swings and missus. So now
Speaker 5: I go back and I'm serving to play fair fran again.
Speaker 5: And I could tell she was annoyed that I served
Speaker 5: the ball so hard to her. Oh, so I serve
Speaker 5: the ball with the same spin with softer. Now scary,
Speaker 5: if you hit the ball softer when you spin it,
Speaker 5: it's gonna go shorter and.
Speaker 4: Bounce to the right. In other words, it doesn't have
Speaker 4: the momentum.
Speaker 2: That carried on her. Understood, So I hit the ball.
Speaker 5: It goes just over the kitchen line and perfectly lands
Speaker 5: in the gray area where it's supposed to land and
Speaker 5: bounces to the right her left. She has no chance
Speaker 5: in fucking hell of getting anywhere near it. And I
Speaker 5: kind of like shrug my shoulders, like ooh, sorry, because
Speaker 5: I felt bad. So she goes, it's not funny. So
Speaker 5: I don't hear her. It's very loud in this pickleball place.
Speaker 5: I said, what, it's not funny. He shouldn't be laughing.
Speaker 5: So now my teammate is around her age. She goes, hey, nice,
Speaker 5: nice serve.
Speaker 2: That was great.
Speaker 4: I said, I'm sorry, and I walk up to the
Speaker 4: net and I say, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: What's the problem. She says, you shouldn't hit the ball
Speaker 5: like that, and you shouldn't be laughing. I said, I
Speaker 5: wasn't laughing. I was sort of like sheepishly grinning. I
Speaker 5: felt bad. My husband would never hit a ball like
Speaker 5: that at me. I said, okay, well, there's two options here.
Speaker 5: One go play with your husband. Two, don't play this
Speaker 5: game because I didn't come here to play patty Cake.
Speaker 5: I came here to play pickle ball, and I'm serving
Speaker 5: my normal serve. I even slowed it down for you.
Speaker 5: It's not my fault you couldn't get to it. Nobody scarelessen.
Speaker 5: I play with people better than me. I play with
Speaker 5: people who aren't as good as me every night, every weekend.
Speaker 5: And you know what the people say to me who
Speaker 5: aren't as good as me when I serve the ball
Speaker 5: and then I can't get to it because it spins
Speaker 5: away from them. They say, I learned, I learned from
Speaker 5: watching you. Thank you thanks to kicking my ass. Because
Speaker 5: now I'm gonna work on my reflex right, my anticipation.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna work on tra to figure out. I'll bet
Speaker 5: I'll be better at the game. I get better. Yeah,
Speaker 5: So I say to my team, I go, I feel
Speaker 5: really bad. She goes, don't feel bad. Don't feel bad.
Speaker 5: So I said, I said, I don't tell you. I
Speaker 5: don't have to tell you. So I kept playing, and
Speaker 5: I was like I was like, do I go easy
Speaker 5: on her? And the other women were like, now fuck it.
Speaker 5: So now I'm serving my other serve, which bounces to
Speaker 5: the left, but not as dramatically so that she has
Speaker 5: a better chance.
Speaker 2: And she misses it again because she doesn't move, and
Speaker 2: she gives me a dirty look again. Anyway, we won
Speaker 2: nine to one.
Speaker 5: What am I gonna do? So she loses, she goes off,
Speaker 5: and then she comes. She has to wait now to
Speaker 5: see who's gonna So he's waiting. Two more people come on.
Speaker 5: I beat them, and now she's up next with a
Speaker 5: partner to come back to my court to play again.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, she says. She says, I'm not playing with
Speaker 5: him and wouldn't get back on the court.
Speaker 2: So I said, So I went up to I said,
Speaker 2: excuse me, aren't you coming on the court to play?
Speaker 5: No, you don't play fair. Wow wow, So I ask you,
Speaker 5: so playing play? Won't come play? So now I'm asking you, scary,
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter. It's pickaball any sport.
Speaker 2: Am I wrong?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Am I supposed to go easy on her?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, that's why it's a game.
Speaker 5: If she had said, if she had said to me,
Speaker 5: she came over to me or walked up to the
Speaker 5: net and said, listen, don't embarrass me. Uh yeah, please,
Speaker 5: I'm I'm something something years old, and I you know,
Speaker 5: I'm here to have a good time. But if you
Speaker 5: could just go a little easier on me, I would
Speaker 5: have been like, you know what, you're one hundred percent right, You're.
Speaker 2: Right, no problem, no problem, I'll go.
Speaker 5: I could look, I could still beat her without spinning
Speaker 5: the ball, without hitting the hard.
Speaker 2: I could still beat here. He did nothing right.
Speaker 4: But if she said but she's like, don't serve to
Speaker 4: me like that, there's nothing funny.
Speaker 2: The mere fact that you have to think twice about
Speaker 2: it really makes me question what the hell is going
Speaker 2: on in this world today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So after she walked off, her partner came over
Speaker 5: to me. She said, listen, listen, she's like that. We
Speaker 5: had we had a problem with her last week too.
Speaker 2: I expect that from a twelve year old generation Alpha,
Speaker 2: who can't handle it, who can't handle the heat. Listen, listen.
Speaker 2: If here's here's the thing scary.
Speaker 5: If you can't keep up with three point zero players
Speaker 5: where I'm a lot. In other words, when you register
Speaker 5: for three, you better anticipate three point two fives might
Speaker 5: be there. If you can't play at that level, yeah,
Speaker 5: you gott sign up for that level, don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sign up for two five to two seven five,
Speaker 2: and then you can play with people that Patty can.
Speaker 2: I'm in a rare agreeance with you, David Brody, thank you,
Speaker 2: Thank you, slices. You know what I'm talking about. What
Speaker 2: I'm talking about. Oh all right, let's do that song.
Speaker 2: In fact, let's have this song carry us out of
Speaker 2: here today.
Speaker 5: This is a wish we could play the ultro song anyway.
Speaker 5: Here is a song I wrote. It's called women a
Speaker 5: free scary is gonna tell you you can't hear it?
Speaker 5: H good good level.
Speaker 2: I went out to eat ten guys, one woman and me.
Speaker 6: The film came as that.
Speaker 2: Is when she was told that we all treat bucks.
Speaker 6: We all paid and nobody got laid. Wish we had
Speaker 6: gone to a diner. Wish that I had a vagina.
Speaker 2: Women free.
Speaker 1: Nobody asked me, it's.
Speaker 6: Not that up, she I just don't get this policy.
Speaker 6: One hundred bucks, we all paid and nobody got laid.
Speaker 3: Wish we had gone to a diner. We're sad I
Speaker 3: had a vuchina women he free. Nobody asked me. Nobody
Speaker 3: asked me.
Speaker 2: It's not that I'm cheap.
Speaker 1: I just don't get this policy. I always show women respect.
Speaker 1: I always show women respect. I hold the door open
Speaker 1: for them. I hold the door open for them. This
Speaker 1: woman is just a friend, just like these ten Brooklyn men.
Speaker 1: I always show women respect. I hold the door open
Speaker 1: for them. But this woman is just a friend, just
Speaker 1: like these ten Brooklyn men. If you have a fund,
Speaker 1: j put.
Speaker 2: Your money he way. The men will all pay.
Speaker 6: It's the Brooklyn way.
Speaker 2: Free. Sounds like you ask me. I love it.
Speaker 6: It's not that I'm che it's just complete and.
Speaker 2: And Eddie, thank you. We'll see you next time on
Speaker 2: the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Enjoy. Thank you so boy bro
Speaker 2: Brockly Boys, bro Bro Boys, brock bro