WEBVTT - #335: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner... 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:07.720 Start up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up. 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:10.920 Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot dot Up. 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:16.400 They making noise, dot up, start up, Doda. 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:15.840 Dot Up. 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:22.680 Episode three thirty five, The Brooklyn Boys podcast, What's Up, Brodie? 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:24.480 What's up? Scary? 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:26.640 You know I got a bone to pick with you always? 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.520 When do you not have a bone to pick with me? 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:30.800 Well, you know, we did Slice Time a couple of 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:34.040 days ago for episode three thirty four. Yeah, and I 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:37.839 told Scary, I've told him many times, but my dogs 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.880 love when I do the podcast. Yes, I say podcast, 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.640 and they come flying down the stairs. Yeah, they run 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:46.559 downstair they run into the podcast studio because there's a 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:50.400 couch in here that I've had since before I got married. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:51.800 That's the oldest. 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:55.120 Couches and it's soft and it's cushy, and they love 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:57.560 it and they sit here and they stare at me 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:01.800 while I do the podcast. So, uh, two days ago, 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:04.800 when we did Slice Time, I said, Scary, I want 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:07.040 you to hear this. My dogs are upstairs. They're gonna 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.240 run down the carpeted staircase. But when they get to 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:12.720 the dining room, the dining room is hardwood floor, so 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:15.839 you're gonna hear the claws like scratch scrat, scratchcrat scratch 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:16.559 on the floor running. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:17.880 He said, oh cool. 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:22.440 So I put the phone on speaker phone and I say, now, scary, 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:23.840 and I made up to do the podcast at a 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:26.880 certain time. I go, all right, guys, I go podcast. 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:29.360 And my two dogs come running down the stairs and 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:32.880 you hear them with a flaw and it's on speaking scared. 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:33.840 You hear that? Yep, they go. 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:35.800 Now they're running down the other carpeted stairs, so they 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.600 can't you can't hear them, but they're very excited. 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:39.160 He goes, well, your dogs really like the podcast. 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:39.800 I love it. 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:43.240 They're slices. They love it big time. So I come 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:44.680 down the stairs and I get in. I get into 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:46.920 the podcast studio and I log on and I said, 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:48.720 i'd scary, where are you not here? It's oh, I 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:51.560 need like ten more minutes. They go to me because, oh, 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.280 I'm not ready. I didn't know you were ready. I said, 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:54.680 you heard me tell the dogs. 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:58.520 I was ready. There's a whole bit so and he's like, oh, 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.320 I didn't realize. This is definitely a case of the 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:05.920 tail wagging the dog. I think, because I don't care 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.040 if your dogs are sitting there waiting. I mean, I 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:09.720 have to be ready. 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:13.160 The point was, I said, you're ready to do the podcast? 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.959 Said yeah, I go guys podcast. They come running down 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:18.200 and this scary goes. I need like ten more fifteen minutes, 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:21.280 all right? So no, wait, no me, I was waiting. 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:25.600 But there hasn't hasn't there been a time where they 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.720 you were coming home late and you couldn't take them, 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:30.440 take them out for a walk, and they had to wait. 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:35.080 I David Brody was waiting. I actually care more about 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:37.400 your dogs waiting than you. I mean, you don't care 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:40.560 about dogs. Your dog your whole day is waiting. I mean, 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:42.160 what do you You don't have a job right now, 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:45.720 You're you're just waiting. You're right but early to do 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.120 the podcast. And you're like, oh, bo Brodie, I didn't 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:49.959 know you're ready to do the podcast. I said, scary. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:52.320 I told the dogs. I said, you're ready to do 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.799 the podcast? You said, yeah, I go guys podcast. The 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:56.200 dogs go flying down the stairs. 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:57.040 I get ready. 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.519 I log in right, here's only fifteen more minutes. Maybe 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:01.639 you could talk with that before I yelled podcast. So 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:03.200 the dogs come flying down the stairs. 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:05.919 I'm a busy guy. I got stuff happening non stop 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:08.120 in my house. I got I got phone calls, I 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:10.600 got emails, I got people on tag and closing deals. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:13.960 I got in a one room, one room apartment. Yeah, 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:16.800 but I do. But there's a lot that goes aroom. 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.240 There's a lot that goes on in this one room apartment. 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:22.440 You still got a pile of papers behind you know, Yeah, Oh, Brody, 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:27.680 that's where you're wrong. Oh shit, because I am actively working. 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.680 You can't see it here. But no, it's not the Okay, 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:32.840 you move the camera. I can only see like the 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:36.400 first six inches of the table. Did you move it over? No? No, 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:42.520 I had put the papers, filed them away, and other 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:44.360 things went into shoeboxing them away. 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:46.080 You don't have a filing cabinet. What do you mean 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:46.800 follow them away? 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:50.520 I do a little filing cabinet. O. Other things got shredded. 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:54.160 I had to shred some things, and I have a 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:58.480 paper shredder. Yeah, you're funny. Uh. And then I have 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:00.720 a couple of shoe boxes where we're some other files 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:02.560 need to go. I need to bring them down to storage. 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:07.160 So right now, my sofa does have some boxes on 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:10.680 it and some papers. Things haven't been but I am 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:14.520 more than three quarters of the way from clearing that friggin' 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:18.840 glass table off. Next time you see that table, it 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:20.800 will be clear. The only thing we'll be on there 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:27.320 will be the fake kalilies in the glass vase, which 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:33.200 I got from Michael's like ten years ago, and you 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:35.840 still have it. Wow, Well they're fake. And that stack 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:39.359 of papers was there around the same time pretty much. Okay, 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.520 all right, I kind of accrue the papers during the pandemic, 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:46.040 but yeah, oh that's only that was only five years ago. Yeah, 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:49.000 but I'm excited the end. I may be paper free 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:51.960 very soon, but right now things are in tri into transition. 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:54.719 I got like a lot going on over there. Okay, 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.400 it will be cleaned up. So yeah, pile of papers 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:58.000 is the thing. 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:00.640 In the past slices, you have a friend who tells 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:03.400 you to hurry up and wait, that's what's scary. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:04.440 Did He's like, that's through the pot. 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:07.599 And then tonight, tonight he calls me at four o'clock, 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:08.960 is dude, what are we doing the podcast? 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.480 I said, I can do like seven twenty. Oh you 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:11.880 can't do it. 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:14.240 Earlier I said, well, you know, I got to take 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:15.880 care of the dogs, and I got I'm doing I 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.800 did a Star Wars podcast today. I think you're business, 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:22.040 your business, very business. He says, com Brody, you can't 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:24.360 do it earlier. I said, how about six fifty. So 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.520 I right, I'll speed up the process. 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.880 Six fifty. He goes, no, seven twenty is fine. I said, okay. 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:33.520 So then at seven fifteen, I say, are you ready. 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:36.400 In the fifteen minutes? The guy that is in a hurry, 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.440 so I go our fifteen minutes. I saw I come 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:43.560 downstairs ready to go. It's now seven thirty five roughly, 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:45.960 and he says, I'm helping somebody else with a problem. 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.520 I got. I gotta send text messages. It is now 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:49.720 hold on, look at it. 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:52.080 It is now seven fifty seven roughly. 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:55.440 So it's thirty seven minutes after he said, hurry up, 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:57.600 hurry up, and wait, that's what you do. 0:05:58.040 --> 0:05:59.960 Hurry up, Brodie. Well, listen, you were wasting a lot 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:01.480 of time here. There's a lot to be said on 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:06.520 this podcast. This is content. It's the highlight of your day. No, no, 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:09.360 I got a lot. I don't know who's more anxious, 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:13.160 you or you or your dogs? Pick a ball fights. 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:15.160 I gotta talk about you're gonna peel the friends who 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:17.040 may have screwed another second, what are you gonna do? 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:21.800 No, I gotta I got a friend problem. I need 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.680 your advice on I need your opinion. I we got 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:25.760 a lot auction packed. 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:27.800 First of all, I just want to begin by saying 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:32.560 thank you to everyone who commented and liked my picture 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:38.240 on Instagram. Oh, I'm not even getting I'm not even 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:45.480 there yet. No, I'm talking about the the the picture 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:47.640 of me on the blue carpet at the metcal of 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.240 the other night. I don't know if you saw it, 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.719 but I did an a I I did it ahead 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.800 looking on Instagram. It's it's one of the most recent 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:58.800 things I posted. And uh and it's it's uh. It's 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.280 a really bad rendition of me. It looks like me 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:05.040 cross with John Stamos and a young Tom Cruise. Oh. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:06.960 I thought that was a picture someone who looked like you, 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:08.360 that didn't look anything like you. 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:09.240 I saw that picture. 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:13.160 No, that is me, I said, generate me at on 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:16.560 the red carpet of of of the Metcala and I 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:21.000 wrote something I wrote on there. I wrote, I said, hey, Ana, 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:23.640 thanks for the tickets. I had to dip I did 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.360 the carpet and busted out time is money, babe. You 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:27.880 know I made it sound like it. I didn't have 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.120 time for this kind of thing. But it was tongue 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.360 in cheek. It was a tongue in cheek post. It 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:37.080 was clearly not me. Was it a real Brody? It 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:39.480 was Ai generated. I said, here's a picture of me. 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:42.480 I asked you if it was a reel. I read 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:47.360 it and Instagram reel. No, it was a picture. It's 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:51.640 your picture, third picture down after my pin. Third picture, 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:52.520 third picture in. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.080 Speaking volumes, is your thread after it? 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:58.760 It's right there? Oh oh that looks nothing like you, 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.239 of course not. But bro what are you theos good looking? 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:05.200 You're an asshole? Okay, anyway, you read some of the comments. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:08.120 People are like, people are very funny. People are like, oh, 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:10.760 it's it's a it's first quarter is scary on ozempic. 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:15.720 Others others are like, you know, scary AI. You know, 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:20.480 but anyway, a lot of people got it. But Brody, 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:26.640 I'm frightened for this universe. Scroll through. Some of those 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:31.560 people on there A actually think I was invited to 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:37.439 the met gala, b that that is me? Well, look 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.240 it looked great. I thought it was John Stamos for 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:42.760 a second. Wow, and see stick with your diet. This 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:47.839 is scary twenty twenty six. Wow. I mean but no, no, 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:50.719 but the people, Okay, I get it, it's AI. But 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:54.760 what I'm saying larger point here is this world is 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.839 in a lot of trouble if you can't decipher that 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:02.000 that was a fake and that was I mean, even 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:06.200 if even if you thought that somebody dockted it up 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:10.319 or his photoshop or something whatever it was, people thought 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:13.640 that was me on the carpet. I mean, you could 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.680 really do anything. You could just tell AI to generate 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:19.880 any image and it'll do it. And I know this 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:21.319 is going to sound weird if you're listening to this 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:25.240 podcast ten years in the future, ten years from now, 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:28.880 but we might have solved it and figured it out 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:32.120 by now. But a good thirty to forty percent of 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:35.079 the people thought. And look on Facebook, that ratio is 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:36.880 even higher. I mean the percentage. 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:40.599 You know how many times on Instagram I click on 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:44.800 videos I know are fake, but they're like sharks attacking boats. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:48.520 It's blatantly not real looking and people are like, oh 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:49.920 my god, how did you escape? 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:50.679 Oh my god? 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:54.120 I would have been so terrified. Yeah, have you seen 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.480 the celebrities kissing videos yet? 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:57.760 Which ones? 0:09:59.000 --> 0:09:59.120 You know? 0:09:59.679 --> 0:09:59.839 You know? 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.000 AI programs that like he say you and a picture 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:04.480 of like two people standing next to each other. 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:05.080 You can make them kiss. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.800 Oh yeah, of course. So now people are putting up 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:11.240 pictures of celebrities. So I'm scrolling and I came across 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.960 Taylor Swift making out with Sabrina Carpenter. 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:17.439 And it's it's a picture of them standing together, a 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:18.000 real picture. 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.600 Yeah, but then it AI takes over and makes them 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:24.720 turn their heads and start kissing. Yeah, yeah, right, ye, Hey, 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.559 I can do anything, it really can. But that make 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:28.920 you look like John Stamos. 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:31.800 No. But it's just frightening to me to think that 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:35.599 a lot of people thought that that was real, despite me, 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:38.680 you know, saying what I said in the comments, like, oh, 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:39.480 I don't have time for this. 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:41.319 I just did the car We talked about this the 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:45.800 the athlete press conferences where they have they have like 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:48.800 a postgame press conference. Likely it's like the other team 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:52.000 can go fuck themselves. My coach is an asshole. I'm 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:54.000 the best player on the team, and all the comments 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:57.000 like I can't believe Mikey said that. Why would Mike say. 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:59.440 That because he didn't, Because he didn't, because he didn't. 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:03.520 So yeah, it was a fake picture. Most I'm sure 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:06.559 the slices they knew what was up, obviously. But I 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:08.760 was a good looking, thin guy in a tuxedo. People 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.000 should have been run away like this, who's that guy? 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:15.000 Scary and Brodie? 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:16.960 You brought up Carbone Beach. 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.079 So Scary is texting me. We talked about this last week. 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:22.719 You listen to order. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.360 If not, go back and listen, Scary's texting me play 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:26.680 by play at Carbone Beach. 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:28.160 What's going on? We'll talk about that. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:31.000 At one point, I'm like, oh, I'm sitting here, uh, 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:35.360 eating the nachos or something, and I was like, oh, 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:36.240 I'm at carb. 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:41.120 Beach, carb Beach. I didn't get the job beach. Well, yeah, 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:43.160 I was to get the joke. I was a Carbet 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:46.559 Beach too. Now, for anyone who thought that it was 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:50.120 rude of me to uh to take over the plans 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:54.240 for Robin's birthday, let me tell you. Robin had herself 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:58.280 a time. She was like over the moon. First of all, 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:02.360 it was unexpected completely But I don't even know how 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:04.400 to say this. I'm just gonna say it. We got 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:08.360 Elvis at the last minute said fuck it, We're gonna 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:12.920 fly private, and literally I took an Uber to Atlantic 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:17.000 City Airport and run and Robin took an Uber from 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.280 Brooklyn to Atlantic City Airport. I took from the studio 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:21.439 and we met Elvis at Atlantic City Airport and we 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:21.839 jumped on. 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:23.720 We went to drive down to Atlantic City. Was Elvis 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:24.520 trying to save money? 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:33.480 No, he he There's been trouble at Newark Airport, as 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:38.679 everyone knows is story. We were flying in Newark right 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.640 so we were like, we can't miss this event. A 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:44.440 lot of money was paid for the table. Atlantic City 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:46.160 is a bit of a well. There was the only 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:49.640 place that we can get. Elvis called his guy and 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:52.280 they're like, look, we have nothing nearby. But the closest 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.800 is you can jump on a plane that's not being 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:59.160 used right now. The closest is in Atlantic City. So 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:05.680 we we took gambling luber ubered to Atlantic City Airport 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:08.559 and then we jumped on this paid an Uber. 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:10.160 Driver to go all the way down to Atlantic I 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:11.640 guess if you're flying free, it doesn't matter. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:14.960 They get through Brody. I think everyone everyone listing right now. 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:16.640 We do the same thing. I don't care. You don't 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.600 even want to know how much Uber costs, but guess 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.280 what it pales in comparison to what I saved it 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:24.640 because I canceled my flights. So this Robin and I 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.400 flight got canned. We canceled it. I got my money back. 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:32.640 I got your favorite word, Brody's refund fun. Did you 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:33.160 just say. 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:38.000 Flight, yeah, our flights okay? Sorry, So you got your 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:39.199 refund on the flights. 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:40.880 No problems with So then she said, oh my god, 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:44.920 first time ever in a private plane on my birthday. 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:45.760 This is great. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.800 This is already You've never taken her on a private even. 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.199 What the fuck do I look like, Brody? I've have 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:53.640 I've barely been on a private plane. I've been on 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:55.439 at least I at least three that I know of. 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.160 Those were the three. That's it, okay, and they were 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.880 they were for business. And I did I pay for him? Okay, 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:02.400 I don't have the fucking money to do that. 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:03.680 You didn't go to Epstein Island. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:08.480 So we ended up having an amazing weekend and and 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:12.719 that night Carbone Beach, first of all, Patrick Mahomes and 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:15.160 Brittany Mahomes was sitting at the very next table. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:17.680 And you texted me and you didn't get a picture. 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:20.160 Well, no, because we didn't want to approach him because 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.440 we weren't you know who he did. You know we 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:28.600 did get a picture with was was because our friend 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:30.320 Cheryl Knowsquon. 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:33.400 Okay, there's the picture on my phone, right, Okay, So Cheryl, 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.200 the reason I'm holding this picture up to you, I 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.280 want you to be reminded of the picture. Yeah, okay, okay, 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:41.880 I remind now you've seen the picture. I want your story, 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:42.320 and then I'm going. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.680 To ask you not a story. All it is is Cheryl. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:47.520 Our friend, Cheryl is friends with Saquon and he happened 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:50.240 to be there, so she introduced him to us and 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:52.960 he I got to tell you as a Giants fan 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.960 who thought he was a trader. And of course he 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.040 won the Super Bowl for the Philly you know, for 0:14:58.120 --> 0:14:59.840 the Eagles. Yeah, of course he was a big part 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:04.400 of it this year. You can't it can't hate the 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:08.840 guy because he's he's so nice. He's the nicest guy ever. 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:10.920 He was hanging out with people, talking to people all night, 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:14.280 taking pictures, hanging out at the bar. Really an every 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:16.720 day just a gentleman, a really good guy. 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:20.320 Yeah, very big, go ahead, very big, very big questions now, 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:23.280 yeah number one? At any point, did you see him 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:26.080 talking to Patrick Mahomes, who he beat in the Super Bowl? 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:26.920 Uh? 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:28.320 No? 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:30.320 And did you say to him, Hey, did you see 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:31.000 Patrick Mahomes? 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:31.080 No? 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:34.800 No, I did not say that to him. No, I 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.200 didn't see. I didn't see him talk to uh to 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:42.320 Patrick Mahomes. Now I did not. How However, m I 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.560 saw the page six recap and you guys can all 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:47.680 do this too. Google page six Friday Night, Carbone Beach 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:50.000 and you'll see all. It was such a big room. 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:52.080 You didn't even know who the fuck was there and 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:52.760 who was boom? 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:54.240 Weren't you outside at the beach? 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:58.480 No? So it cost him like over a million domes. 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:02.440 Carbone Beach is door, it's on the sand. You glad 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:05.320 it didn't go? Then, Brody, you what do you want 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:08.720 to sweat your balls off? Okay, first of all, it 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:12.480 was a night. You have to understand something. Carbone Beach 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.280 is a pop up Okay, it's a pop up breast. 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:16.360 It doesn't exist in the sand. I thought maybe they 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.560 put a tent up on the beach, a tent. This 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:22.960 was a full on build out where you felt like 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:25.880 you were in a building there with real floors with 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:30.080 real like with crown molding around the stage, with lights 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.640 and everything, and and it was a big this was 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:36.120 This was not a tent. This was a giant build 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:40.400 out with velvet rope, velvet curtains rather that were like 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:44.040 all over the place, and chandeliers coming down like you 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.520 felt like you were in a real restaurant dining room. 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:49.320 You really, it's hard to fathom that this doesn't exist 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:50.880 the rest of the year. It's only there for these 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:53.840 three nights. It's like a mirage. They build it from 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:54.840 the sand up. 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.920 It's built on the sand in as opposed to from 0:16:57.960 --> 0:16:59.400 the sky down exactly. 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:03.520 Okay, So that being said, if you google Friday night 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:09.119 Carbone Beach recap, you'll see Tom Brady there at the 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:12.680 event with taking pictures with Patrick Mahomes and Brittany Much like, 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:15.200 what the fuck? Why didn't he didn't see I didn't 0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:17.440 see I didn't see Tom Brady, But he was there. 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:20.359 He showed up. Bro. Look if you google the pictures, 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:22.000 you see all the celebrities that were there would be married. 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:23.960 I must say, Kwon Barkley, are you allowed to talk 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:26.200 about what he said to you. You said, who do 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:27.080 you think Elvis was? 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:27.280 Oh? 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:30.840 Well, yeah, why not? I mean it was an honest mistake. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:34.400 Elvis did this on the radio. Kwon He says, hello, 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:36.360 haws it going and he looks at Elvis and he goes, 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:40.720 hey man, he goes, I love great party, awesome party. 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:43.920 I'll definitely be back next year. He thought Elvis was 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:49.000 Mario Carbone. Oh nice, yeah, nice. Okay, So so you 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:50.680 saw the picture, right, yeah, look at. 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:51.520 The picture one more time? 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:52.600 Yeap? Okay. 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:55.399 Now look I can't question him because he's a Super 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:57.800 Bowl winning I know you're going to say, well, why 0:17:57.880 --> 0:17:58.720 is he wearing a purse? 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:02.040 Because it's fashionable now for guys. 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:02.880 A shoulder purse. 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:06.400 Ye, a white crossbody should a crossbody. It's not a purse. 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:09.560 It's a man bag. It's a mersey. It's a merse. 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:14.320 It's a mer mercers are in. Yes, I'm not wearing 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:16.520 a merse. Are you wearing a merse at the beach? 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:18.320 I wear merse all the time? You kidding me? That's 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:20.359 that's why I put my sun block and my wallet 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:22.960 and my phone. You wear a merse? Yes? I bought 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:26.480 a merse for the beach. You're the guy who gets 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:29.240 Zeeman facials. You bought a merse and you get Zeman 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:31.679 on your face. It's a crossbody black. 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:36.120 To me, it's a never mind, what are. 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:41.800 You talking about? You the last four Okay. 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:44.480 So you are not a merse wearing you're not at 0:18:44.520 --> 0:18:47.240 the merse. Barkley can wear a mersey. 0:18:47.000 --> 0:18:49.800 No, no, but he's wearing it as a fashion statement 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:52.320 at an event at night. I don't wear my merse 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:55.560 at night. My merse is for the beach only, and 0:18:55.680 --> 0:19:01.720 it's there to do for. It's there for functionality. Okay. 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:05.280