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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away on the

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Speaker 1: twenties tell me, I'm five. Hello, all right, I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Terrence. This is Terrence. How can I help you? Yeah, hey, Terrence?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Man? Um, you don't know me. My name

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Speaker 1: is Bill and we actually work in the same building.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, um, what's going on? Well it's kind of unfortunate.

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Speaker 1: But last week I was in the parking garage and

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Speaker 1: I think I dinged the arrange rover. That was you, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was me. Sorry, Oh you just left. You didn't

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Speaker 1: even leave a note, You didn't do anything, And this

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Speaker 1: is I mean, I haven't pissed about this, and don't

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Speaker 1: try to figure out who was responsible for this understandable.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't have a pen and paper to

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Speaker 1: leave a note, and I didn't know what to do,

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Speaker 1: so I tracked you down at least, now, you know. Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you doing your your good Samaritan act. Now,

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Speaker 1: so I mean, okay, all right, Well, uh, well, thanks, thanks,

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Speaker 1: thanks for thanks for letting me know. Yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 1: calling to see how you want to handle payment, that's all? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean what do you what do you mean exactly? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean do you want to pay me in a

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Speaker 1: cash or check? Or we can use an Apple? Wait?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yeah, I just need to

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Speaker 1: see if you want to pay me in a cash

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Speaker 1: or a check. I'm sorry, I don't. I'm not paying you.

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Speaker 1: Why would I pay you? You? You hit me? Well

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Speaker 1: because you drive a range Rover, Big deal? I drive

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Speaker 1: a Range Rover. Who cares? How does that matter at all? Well?

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Speaker 1: I think it's obvious. I mean your car is a

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Speaker 1: lot nicer than mine, so you probably make a lot

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Speaker 1: more money, so you should make money. Did you you

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Speaker 1: hit my car? Do you understand that you need to

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Speaker 1: pay me? You are paying me for hitting my car? Well,

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Speaker 1: if it was in like a normal car, i'd say, sure,

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Speaker 1: you're right. But you drive a range Rover, so obviously

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Speaker 1: you're loaded these boot rules that you're coming up with. Man,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what kind of nice car you hit.

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Speaker 1: If you hit someone's car, you pay them for the damages. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you're a lot better off than me. I'm not

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Speaker 1: out there buying Rangrovers every day, so I can't really

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Speaker 1: afford what you can. I'm out you're buying range Rovers

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Speaker 1: every day. I'm just a regular hard working guy with

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Speaker 1: a nice car that you stop. You Yeah, that, but

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Speaker 1: you could probably just go out and buy another range

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Speaker 1: Rover because you're that rich. No, you're not, I'm like

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Speaker 1: hearing me, man, I'm not rich. I'm not Bill Gates

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Speaker 1: or in Kanye. I'm just a guy with a job

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Speaker 1: who saved his money and make smart decisions and you

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Speaker 1: ruin that and now you're being a total about it.

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Speaker 1: And I'm really pissed off right now. So you need

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Speaker 1: to stop being an apple and pay me before I

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Speaker 1: get the authorities involved. You mean authorities, I mean like

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Speaker 1: your boss what No, not not my boss, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about for me, so law enforcement? Oh okay. I

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Speaker 1: was just thinking authority figures, and I think I always

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Speaker 1: think of my manager at because I was like, why

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Speaker 1: is he gonna call his boss? Are you? Are you

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Speaker 1: actually dumb? Are you really dumb? Well? Maybe because I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to answer that question. My brain is

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Speaker 1: gonna explode right now, Like, so why don't you just

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Speaker 1: tell me where you're at in the building so I

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Speaker 1: can come to you face to face. Okay, Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: a good idea. We could talk. Um. Oh what, dude, what? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the building, but I always forget where I am,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know how to just where I where,

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Speaker 1: what floor I'm on? Even do you actually work in

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Speaker 1: the same building? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I mean how else

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Speaker 1: would I have hit your car? Oh? My god? Just

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Speaker 1: give me your sing insurance? Can you even do that?

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Speaker 1: Are you capable of that? Oh? Um, yeah, I'm capable

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Speaker 1: of it for sure. Okay, then what is it? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I don't have insurance. I'm capable though if I did,

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Speaker 1: I just don't have it. You've gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me you hit my sing car, you wanted

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Speaker 1: me to pay you, and you don't have insurance. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what are you not getting? Are you stupid? Oh? No, Oh,

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Speaker 1: there's only one stupid on this conversation, and it ain't

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Speaker 1: meat buddy. Okay, who is it? It's you? You moron?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry, I got lost again. I'm done with you.

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Speaker 1: Just give me your information right now. Okay. This is

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Speaker 1: Jewel from brook and Jewel in the Morning. And I'm

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Speaker 1: doing a prank phone call on you. What what this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your co worker

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Speaker 1: Alan set you up? Are you wait? This is not

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Oh my god. Your co worker Alan

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Speaker 1: told me you were upset because somebody ding your car

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Speaker 1: at work and didn't leave a note, so I figured

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Speaker 1: i'd be that guy. Oh my god, I am I

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Speaker 1: am really sorry. I said a a lot of terrible

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Speaker 1: things to you. I'm very sorry about all that. Well sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm planning on soon because you drive range over Pie

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Speaker 1: retire off away Penny week up every morning with Jubal

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Holy Roving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five