Speaker 1: Are you leave then?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us.
Speaker 4: Time and a terminol and gage.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off inside.
Speaker 5: Do you wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 6: Tell us all about it?
Speaker 3: We scared? Or was it fine? Melbourne?
Speaker 7: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do your need to ride?
Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 2: to ride? This is Chris.
Speaker 3: Fairbanks, this is Karen Kilgareff.
Speaker 2: We when's the last time we drove in the morning?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 6: I mean there was one like six a M L
Speaker 6: a X drop off we did for kind of originality.
Speaker 3: Yes, one of our greatest regrets.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it was early on we realized we
Speaker 7: made a grave mistake, so.
Speaker 3: We didn't need to be so on theme.
Speaker 7: Yeah, not to if if someone missed their flight, I think,
Speaker 7: thanks be to the.
Speaker 2: Lord of above, we'd never let that happen.
Speaker 7: But it's nice because we're going to do this episode
Speaker 7: that have the rest of our day, have many lucrative naps.
Speaker 7: I have a lot planned for today. I actually have
Speaker 7: nothing planned, but.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be great.
Speaker 7: And I like this is as close as we get
Speaker 7: to seasons there.
Speaker 2: It's risk out. It is risk sixty five.
Speaker 6: I almost wore a long sleeve shirt, but I had
Speaker 6: to pull back at the last minute.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I brought a sweatshirt just in case, just in
Speaker 7: case there's some cloud coverage that changes everything.
Speaker 3: Do you mind dropping that into my purse as a
Speaker 3: favorite thing and.
Speaker 2: I just throw it out the window.
Speaker 7: He's buying a Valentine's Day bouquet.
Speaker 6: Early, I mean a true bucket of roses. That guy
Speaker 6: was loading into the car.
Speaker 2: Where did you told you? Handed? Thank you? I will
Speaker 2: put it there.
Speaker 6: It was making it's my garage door opener closer, and
Speaker 6: it was making an excessive amount of noise.
Speaker 2: Does it have a mind of its own?
Speaker 3: It's just real clicky and plastic.
Speaker 6: Yeah, know, like everyone in La exactly.
Speaker 2: Don't get me started. I disagree.
Speaker 7: I feel like we live in a very salt of
Speaker 7: the earth, part of the earth.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, where everyone's really authentic.
Speaker 7: No, where they're really salty, Oh like angry fishermen. Now
Speaker 7: those days are over. I left the marina. I left
Speaker 7: the retired boat people. I feel like I am part
Speaker 7: of a community now good. Yeah, I very much enjoy
Speaker 7: living in a neighborhood where I've introduced myself to neighbors
Speaker 7: and I'm glad.
Speaker 2: I'm glad I did that move. Retired people that are
Speaker 2: younger than me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the people that can afford boats, yeah, boat people, Yeah,
Speaker 6: they're not although anyone if Yeah.
Speaker 7: I'm not talking about water skiers. You know, we have
Speaker 7: a lot of water skiers that listen.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Chris, you seem to have a whole like, I
Speaker 6: don't know, where are you going on to a fan page,
Speaker 6: Like when you come and report those types of demographics,
Speaker 6: where are you getting.
Speaker 2: Your right it?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 7: I go out in the streets, uh huh, And sometimes
Speaker 7: those streets take me to the ocean mm hmm, and
Speaker 7: I meet the people of the sea.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's inevitable.
Speaker 6: And then when you're there, you say what are your hobbies? Right,
Speaker 6: and they almost all the time say water skiing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they stop swabbing, they're at poop deck and they're like, well,
Speaker 7: I like anything that deals with boats, and I'm like
Speaker 7: and I immediately am like, well, we don't have a
Speaker 7: lot in common. Then yeah, I get you know me, I.
Speaker 6: Get sick right, sick of talking to boat people. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we're using a phrase boat people. You know that's kind
Speaker 6: of problematic and we should stop saying it.
Speaker 2: Sounds bad, But I simply mean.
Speaker 3: It's used badly usually. That's why we shouldn't be sick.
Speaker 2: It sounds offensive.
Speaker 7: I'm talking about people that pay rent and live on
Speaker 7: another person's boat and pretend it's their boat.
Speaker 3: So I think you have to say exactly that every
Speaker 3: single time.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have a nice ring to it.
Speaker 3: P w l O.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, shorten the right pwlbs. There's these people
Speaker 5: that live on others boats, people plobs, pwlbs. I every
Speaker 5: year I do a show that's a fun racer for
Speaker 5: the plwobs.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and they aren't thankful, No, no, some of
Speaker 7: the least grateful people on the planet.
Speaker 2: They like, they just want, they just want.
Speaker 6: It's the marina lifestyle that makes them hungry for more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, always yeah.
Speaker 7: And then they judge me. They know that I'm never
Speaker 7: at c Yeah, they can see it in their eyes.
Speaker 3: Because they're like, oh, could you hand me that fork?
Speaker 3: That's aft? And then you're like, I just don't know
Speaker 3: what direction.
Speaker 2: Are, Yeah, starboard deck. I'm like, I don't know what.
Speaker 3: Can't communicate with you?
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then I can tell they look at me,
Speaker 7: and then I can hear them under their breath mutter
Speaker 7: land lubber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they call me.
Speaker 3: Or also poor person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, never had scurvy.
Speaker 3: Now you're talking about pirates or you're talking about people
Speaker 3: that have boats.
Speaker 2: Scurvy.
Speaker 7: It has a reputation for being a scourge of just
Speaker 7: the pirate folks, but anyone scurvy can rear its uglyhead,
Speaker 7: no matter who you are.
Speaker 6: Really, Yeah, big problem in other community communities besides pirates.
Speaker 7: Uh well, I guess in the in the navy have
Speaker 7: limes on the boat to make sure.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yep, but the sea has to be involved if
Speaker 6: you have scurvy, I think.
Speaker 7: So, I don't know, that's a very good question, right,
Speaker 7: Maybe today I'm gonna we're of course going to talk
Speaker 7: about this the whole episode.
Speaker 2: So I hope our guest today.
Speaker 7: Knows about the sea. This is the theme of it's
Speaker 7: been dictated. We can't go back on a theme. But
Speaker 7: I do, I do want to be on a boat.
Speaker 7: I just maybe I'm jealous, but I will no matter
Speaker 7: what size, be it cruise ship or row boat. I
Speaker 7: found that I get seasick, and I wish I wasn't
Speaker 7: that way. I've tried to look off at the horizon.
Speaker 7: I've tried to do everything you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3: Do you take drama meine?
Speaker 2: I put a patch?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Those work right, Yeah they do.
Speaker 2: But sometimes you forget about your seasickness patch.
Speaker 3: So that's a different problem. Yes.
Speaker 2: Which fanny pack did I grab?
Speaker 3: Neon orange?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Or the one with the pirate on the front? Damn it?
Speaker 7: Did you know that it is illegal to fly at
Speaker 7: a skull and cross bones flag a jolly rod at all?
Speaker 2: They don't take it lightly at sea?
Speaker 3: Is that true?
Speaker 7: Modern day? You cannot have a pirate flag. I suppose
Speaker 7: on a lake somewhere in the middle of the country
Speaker 7: that went, but at in the ocean the coast guard
Speaker 7: will say, take that down.
Speaker 3: Where are you getting this information?
Speaker 2: It's just something I've heard.
Speaker 7: It's something I've heard from someone that maybe you know,
Speaker 7: they were just in a park or something.
Speaker 2: Some of them really has no credentials.
Speaker 6: From just standing in a park screaming the jolly roger
Speaker 6: is illegal.
Speaker 2: And even when they're in a trembling bush screaming.
Speaker 7: I can tell I can look in someone's eyes and
Speaker 7: at least see that they believe it.
Speaker 2: Ye, if they believe it, that goes a long way
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 6: That's all you need. In twenty twenty three. Facts are
Speaker 6: feelings exactly.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we can make up science is a man made idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, that is true.
Speaker 2: But I do I do think. Yeah, it's an old law.
Speaker 2: It's like it falls in line.
Speaker 7: Like I guess technically, when you get out of jail
Speaker 7: in Montana, you can demand a horse, but no one
Speaker 7: does it because they're going to go. Uh No, I
Speaker 7: know that it's still a law. We just haven't gotten
Speaker 7: around to changing that one.
Speaker 6: You could demand that they provide you a horse to
Speaker 6: get somewhere.
Speaker 3: Yes, you have to give it back.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a like a horse rental.
Speaker 6: They can't be giving away horses to people who just
Speaker 6: were in jail.
Speaker 7: This was when I was younger, but in my lifetime
Speaker 7: I do remember. So they're like, ah, man, they got
Speaker 7: us on this one. They had to get a horse
Speaker 7: for a guy. It's kind of like in a bar,
Speaker 7: if you go some man will come in and hand
Speaker 7: his gun over to be put in the safe. It's
Speaker 7: like an old timy law. You can bring a gun
Speaker 7: into a bar in Montana and they'll put it in
Speaker 7: a stafe.
Speaker 6: It sounds to me like you think that theme of
Speaker 6: the show is that you just say a bunch of bullshit.
Speaker 7: I promise you, as it's been proven in the past,
Speaker 7: you'd be very surprised at how much of this is true.
Speaker 8: You would.
Speaker 2: It would shock you has.
Speaker 3: Been proven, then that's true.
Speaker 6: Actually, you've said things that I thought were outright lies, yes,
Speaker 6: before that have googled to be true.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 7: If I if I say something and it's kind of
Speaker 7: high like this, that's when you know I'm just talking
Speaker 7: out of my ass.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, when people lie, they get very high.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: How's your day, I'm doing pretty good? Good higher, I'm miserable,
Speaker 2: I do. I do? I think that that could be taken.
Speaker 2: I can't. I think that could be a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I write it down in your little notebook.
Speaker 7: And so I tell a couple lies, and then I
Speaker 7: get to the biggest lie, and then I just pay
Speaker 7: play a high pitched dog whistle.
Speaker 8: Though.
Speaker 2: Yes, the audience would love it.
Speaker 3: The audience wouldn't hear it, but the dogs would love it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, right outside, there'd be three dogs, been a horse
Speaker 7: that would be like, we love your comedy.
Speaker 3: We got we got that fourth joke that no one
Speaker 3: else heard.
Speaker 6: There's it's one thing to not be gotten in stand
Speaker 6: up comedy, it's another to just not be heard at all.
Speaker 2: Right, very difficult.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's It's why there's not a lot of
Speaker 7: dolphins touring doing that surag good like they used to.
Speaker 7: I do want to see dolphins. When the last when's
Speaker 7: the last time you were on a boat? You know,
Speaker 7: I'm a boat guy.
Speaker 2: When's the last summer? I know?
Speaker 7: We're going back to it and there's just a whole
Speaker 7: pod of dolphins following along trying to be friends.
Speaker 3: Like hey, hey, yeah, Chris, I don't go on boats.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't get this.
Speaker 2: You're acting like that. That's my fault. You could easily
Speaker 2: be a boat person like me.
Speaker 3: And you'd never heard about it in eight years.
Speaker 7: I heard about what Sorry, you fucking dick, It's okay.
Speaker 2: I stared at the side of their face.
Speaker 6: Literally there was the largest spout for me to merge into,
Speaker 6: and that guy sped up to let me not merge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is one of.
Speaker 7: My least favorite, Like it's this childhood me first.
Speaker 6: Thing, well me first into us into a once empty
Speaker 6: spot on the freeway.
Speaker 3: It makes no sense.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we see it a lot. We've seen it a
Speaker 7: lot in the last few episodes. People rushing to get
Speaker 7: in front of you so they can wait, and then
Speaker 7: ultimately they forget about it and you casually pass them.
Speaker 2: It's like, where's your aggression.
Speaker 6: Now, yeah, and they're like, I don't know who you are. Yeah,
Speaker 6: because I never This was a one way experience for me.
Speaker 6: I just cut you off. I wasn't thinking about you.
Speaker 7: And then you flip them off and make full eye
Speaker 7: contact and rush to your audition and surprise they are
Speaker 7: the casting director. Every single time it's happened, it's happened
Speaker 7: that I did not raise my voice on because that
Speaker 7: was a true event.
Speaker 6: That was a true one where you flipped off a
Speaker 6: casting director. Yes, did they see you?
Speaker 2: Yes? Did they recognize me upon entry to the yes?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 6: Did they laugh in your face and say never darken
Speaker 6: my door again?
Speaker 2: No, there was just an unspoken like, well, I guess
Speaker 2: we'll go through with this.
Speaker 3: Oh, but you.
Speaker 7: Did not get the part, and I understandably not. I
Speaker 7: that's exactly what I would have done.
Speaker 6: Now, what if there was that moment and then you
Speaker 6: auditioned and you were the best they've ever seen, do
Speaker 6: you think they would have given it to you?
Speaker 7: Despite well, there is this It gets interesting because a
Speaker 7: lot of the people that are so it, Oh you're
Speaker 7: about and at the end of this whole thing, real
Speaker 7: funny joke. Okay, yeah, so race yourself. Put on a
Speaker 7: second seat belt for this singer. A lot of these
Speaker 7: casting people are actors themselves, and I one time this
Speaker 7: guy was being He made an actor in front of
Speaker 7: me cry and I was like, you know that you
Speaker 7: really just hurt her feelings, right, And he acted like
Speaker 7: he didn't care. And he's been a jerk before. This
Speaker 7: is commercial where you go in and be like that's
Speaker 7: my favorite Cracker and drive all.
Speaker 2: The way right, you know, it's usually some Cracker commercial.
Speaker 7: And I called him out on being not nice and
Speaker 7: and said, that's there's that anger I've always seen in you.
Speaker 2: I've actually said, he's an angry person.
Speaker 7: I did get the part, and when I went to
Speaker 7: the shoot, which happened to be in Spain, I'm not
Speaker 7: bragging a binto Spain. Okay, he was also cast in
Speaker 7: one of the commercials we're shootings, so at the end,
Speaker 7: he was just an actor that operates the camera, watches
Speaker 7: people blow it all day, learns that what they should
Speaker 7: be doing and what he's seen people do wrong all day.
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, ames the camera at him,
Speaker 2: books it.
Speaker 7: And then he showed up and I'm like, oh, the jerk,
Speaker 7: the casting jerk is here and he's also an actor,
Speaker 7: and no one everyone knew he was a jerk, and
Speaker 7: we were all having fun, you know, all these French
Speaker 7: Canadian actors, and he's sitting by himself because he wasn't
Speaker 7: very nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I promised a joke off at the end
Speaker 2: of the night. Oh nuts.
Speaker 6: I mean, at least we all learned a lesson about
Speaker 6: French Canadians.
Speaker 2: Treat people the way you want to be treated.
Speaker 6: It's a classic, I mean true, except here in Hollywood.
Speaker 6: I don't know, right, feel like you're gonna you're slamming
Speaker 6: your head against the cement wall with those expectations.
Speaker 2: What are you talking so bad about our city, our
Speaker 2: community today?
Speaker 3: You know the people that live in it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no people.
Speaker 7: I know it depends on one at like three in
Speaker 7: the morning if you just go out and everyone's in bed.
Speaker 2: This is a beautiful, friendly.
Speaker 3: City, which is a little bit of trash on the ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just a little bit. I always call it in.
Speaker 6: Guys, listener, We're on the one on one South free
Speaker 6: right right now, very famous here in Los Angeles, very
Speaker 6: oft used, oft crowded freeway. So we're going six miles
Speaker 6: an hour, yes, trying to get where we're to pick
Speaker 6: up our guest. It's it's classic La Chris is telling
Speaker 6: you La stories of the experience of being an actor. Here,
Speaker 6: I'm telling you what it's like to be a driver here.
Speaker 6: You might as well live here because this is the experience.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's all you would be doing here, driving to auditions.
Speaker 3: Telling audition stories.
Speaker 2: Yes, with zero payoff, but.
Speaker 3: You still have time to give it. Throw a button
Speaker 3: on that thing.
Speaker 7: I find it amazing on navigation where they will say
Speaker 7: turn right up at historic Roots sixty six. Maybe technically
Speaker 7: at one point parts of this freeway and parts of
Speaker 7: like surface streets were part of Root sixty six. But
Speaker 7: those old wooden signs that used to say Root sixty
Speaker 7: six are no longer up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so why refer to.
Speaker 3: It, right, because it's more confusing than helpful.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, because there's no I would love it if
Speaker 7: there's a rickety old timey wild West Root sixty six sign.
Speaker 7: But then it puts that song in your head, right,
Speaker 7: get your kicks right? No thanks, and now it's in
Speaker 7: everyone's head.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: The odds of me merging.
Speaker 2: Oh I'll just do.
Speaker 7: You know what all do is do the little wavy
Speaker 7: eye contact. Well that was a waste of it, but
Speaker 7: it does work.
Speaker 6: This guy in the black Mercedes Classic, he has to
Speaker 6: merge at the front.
Speaker 3: Of the line. Yeah, you what a deershebag.
Speaker 7: I think that he was probably a normal guy before
Speaker 7: he had to be preferred that when he had his Honda,
Speaker 7: he would just wait, he had to.
Speaker 3: He would wave people over.
Speaker 7: There's something about having that luxurious power that changes your personality.
Speaker 2: It's true, it has to be.
Speaker 6: It happened to me when I was I got a
Speaker 6: BMW and I could feel my personality changing.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. That guy just took a right from the
Speaker 3: left lane. Laziest helmet.
Speaker 2: That was a classic. I mean it is.
Speaker 7: They usually have an illustration on the back of trucks
Speaker 7: that say do not be here because I do tend
Speaker 7: to make these wide turns.
Speaker 3: You know, pich, I never really understood what that meant.
Speaker 3: Now I get it.
Speaker 2: I guess they can do that. It's just a sunspoken thing.
Speaker 7: Again, if you're a boat person with a Mercedes or BMW,
Speaker 7: you might be the sweet humanitarian.
Speaker 2: We're generalized.
Speaker 3: Let's see the fucking receipts.
Speaker 2: You get the guests.
Speaker 7: We want to know how many humanitarian purchases you've made. Yeah,
Speaker 7: they better be donation receipts from Goodwill.
Speaker 3: They better yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But now we're on a surface street.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're off the freeway, thank god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's easy breezy. It's one of my favorite
Speaker 2: parts of town. I just love. We're in Silver Lake
Speaker 2: right now. It's pretty nice, yeah, a lot of I mean,
Speaker 2: look at those awnings. It's beautiful.
Speaker 6: Also everybody because the property value is going up, like
Speaker 6: skyrocketing over here. Everybody's painting their apartment buildings, they're redoing,
Speaker 6: their re doing it.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, I'm trying to find another word
Speaker 3: for redoing and that.
Speaker 2: Refurbishing.
Speaker 3: They're furbishing and re furbish.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're they're taking what isn't great making it look good.
Speaker 2: Polishing turns. Ye will, and I guess I will.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, but I've been thinking about getting a pressure
Speaker 7: washer just to just clean the front of my apartment.
Speaker 7: It's not on me to do that. But if I
Speaker 7: don't do it, no one will. That seems to be
Speaker 7: the approach you take to your apartment.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're kind of like the landlord there, but you yes,
Speaker 6: you just don't make the money.
Speaker 2: You're very right.
Speaker 7: I don't want to bother them because then they'll pay
Speaker 7: attention to me.
Speaker 6: And find out that you've made the inside of your
Speaker 6: apartment into a campsite.
Speaker 7: Yeah, riddled with a litter of kittens, nothing but rule
Speaker 7: open flame.
Speaker 2: I'm off the grid in there, a lot of candles.
Speaker 3: Where does insallation come from the last you? I don't know.
Speaker 3: You'll say, I think it's always been there. No, it hasn't.
Speaker 7: But because I've never called attention to myself, they've never
Speaker 7: once raised my rent. I mean, oh good, Yeah, it's
Speaker 7: stayed the same for four years. The fit so many memories.
Speaker 7: But this is this part of silver Lake. We're on
Speaker 7: the side here on the street. What is the street?
Speaker 8: Do you know?
Speaker 3: I think we're on Silver Lake Boulevard.
Speaker 7: Yes, not classically, I think you are correct. But I
Speaker 7: love a community on a hill. This is just stacked
Speaker 7: up on the right here. It looks like legos in
Speaker 7: the in foliage. Oh yeah, yes, just like blocks on
Speaker 7: each other.
Speaker 6: It's beautiful, beautiful hillside homes that I.
Speaker 2: Suppose in a rainstorm would make you nervous. But when it's.
Speaker 7: Nice and dry out. God, I love a good stacked community.
Speaker 2: Yes. Have you ever been to Rio No digit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we.
Speaker 7: Yes, they famously. I believe the Jesus statues in those hills.
Speaker 2: Think so maybe maybe what.
Speaker 3: Else is in Brazil stacked houses?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I mean city wise?
Speaker 3: Oh they have Carnival?
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, first and how the third degrees?
Speaker 7: Yes it's love Oh yes, oh I forgot how he talks?
Speaker 6: Well, actually that's who is that character?
Speaker 2: He actually talks like this, Oh lovely? He didn't like
Speaker 2: he did?
Speaker 3: Ye? Thirst and how the third?
Speaker 6: But then there's another like cartoon character that talks like mister,
Speaker 6: oh those dogs are happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the same actor.
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to be turning on to the street we
Speaker 3: passed already. Ah, right, yeah, damn USh, let's see what
Speaker 3: happens if I turn up here. Hi, guys, big hill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fun, we can do this.
Speaker 3: I to just go around in a circle and come
Speaker 3: back down.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there'll be there will be a turnabout. Oh see,
Speaker 7: this is learning us of a Jenga piece.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's helpful.
Speaker 3: It's just better.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But also to take a left hard at the top
Speaker 6: of this hill is in his sanity, right.
Speaker 2: And then if someone's coming.
Speaker 7: I always think someone is just going to be a
Speaker 7: jump from a sixties movie suddenly happening.
Speaker 6: Steve McQueen, come over that hill, right, Yeah, when you
Speaker 6: try to take a.
Speaker 7: Just in your face, it's some lost scene from Bullet,
Speaker 7: a movie that both our dads made us watch.
Speaker 3: Well, a classic, a holiday classic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's time I watch it. Oh.
Speaker 7: I always have wanted kind of to have my house
Speaker 7: be fumigated. And you go on vacation and your house
Speaker 7: looks like a bounce.
Speaker 3: House, but you'd be gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can drive by it and be like,
Speaker 2: I'm fun.
Speaker 6: Look me, you're on vacation, but you're more like it's
Speaker 6: staycation in the city.
Speaker 2: They love it if they're fumigating your house.
Speaker 7: The exterminators love it if you show up every day
Speaker 7: to see what's going on to check.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, keep pulling up the little bottom piece of material.
Speaker 2: Please don't nothing but poison plese sir.
Speaker 7: Hell, I just want to see when you poison doing
Speaker 7: but you're covering chemical burns. Yes, I have been visiting.
Speaker 7: I've been going inside. I've made a sandwich. I hope
Speaker 7: that's okay.
Speaker 3: A oh, I've passed it like way back there.
Speaker 2: It's gonna work out though. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just sailed on by it, enjoying silver Lake.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, and I'm not doing my job.
Speaker 7: You are operating a motor vehicle and I should be
Speaker 7: helping navigate.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I were a man of the sea.
Speaker 6: You you're so caught up in your ow ocean stories
Speaker 6: that you can't help.
Speaker 2: And I understand we're gonna take left in about I'm not.
Speaker 4: So much Yeah, starboard okay, yes, yeah, I love this
Speaker 4: dog park.
Speaker 7: It is the funnest place to watch. It's just weird
Speaker 7: when you go there and you don't have a dog. Yeah,
Speaker 7: but I have done that, and I watch them create
Speaker 7: their little clicks. In like ten minutes, you'll see a
Speaker 7: little community form.
Speaker 2: Someone wrongs the other.
Speaker 7: They have a meeting about it, they get kicked out
Speaker 7: and they have to go to the other There's like
Speaker 7: a secondary dog park here for the ones that aren't
Speaker 7: good with other dogs. Yep, I think that this is
Speaker 7: like the Yeah, these are for the biers.
Speaker 3: I think it's bigs and littles, isn't it.
Speaker 2: And we're gonna take it right here? Are you sure.
Speaker 3: That's what I missed? That's what I missed last time?
Speaker 7: Yeah, the thing I had me at the helm. Take
Speaker 7: another right here and I'll not stiff. I have to
Speaker 7: start wearing masks again. I got some. She's just being careful.
Speaker 3: I think she's there.
Speaker 2: We're talking about you.
Speaker 3: Ma'am, ma'am.
Speaker 7: I need to Yeah, we need to start appreciating the
Speaker 7: public parks at the last minute here because pretty soon
Speaker 7: it's going to be a five degrees cooler. God forbid.
Speaker 7: There's a place to skate that I haven't been to.
Speaker 7: I'm going to come back.
Speaker 3: Okay, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: And now?
Speaker 7: Yes, this is a little weird, isn't it. I think
Speaker 7: to the right over here, yeah, I think. And I
Speaker 7: want to get a hot dog little.
Speaker 2: Hot dog man.
Speaker 3: Mango instead.
Speaker 7: I've never done that gotten mango from the mango cart,
Speaker 7: have you?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 6: So apparently he he lives back there at the at
Speaker 6: the public park.
Speaker 2: No, I think we're gonna it's coming up.
Speaker 3: Oh. I thought that green thing was the right where
Speaker 3: we're going.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's just there for the mango man.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's the black do drop pin drop whatever?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just Oh that's that's like the abandoned car
Speaker 7: on your street that claims to be a sports agent.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna up there. I believe so.
Speaker 3: Yes, guys, I truly couldn't do this without you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, this is where you get into these weird
Speaker 7: serpent It might be this house right here, could it be?
Speaker 7: I think it might. See that was faster than I
Speaker 7: thought it would be. Hopefully it's not swimming in the lake.
Speaker 7: I do have some questions about that lake, and I
Speaker 7: hope that he appreciates them.
Speaker 2: Have you ever.
Speaker 7: Seen in that lake where I think we're right? Maybe
Speaker 7: it's one more Yeah, where the whole lake is covered
Speaker 7: with those black balls. Yes, do you know what that is?
Speaker 3: That is for solar energy?
Speaker 6: I think so they're they're trying to keep the water
Speaker 6: from evaporating and use it for solar energy.
Speaker 2: Okay, there he is. I like that sweater.
Speaker 8: By everybody. Hi, Hi, Hi, Can I ask a question?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 8: So do you think you said? What time do you
Speaker 8: think will be done?
Speaker 3: Whenever you need to be done?
Speaker 8: I think if it's better, if if you feel like
Speaker 8: it's better to go longer. I can be dropped off
Speaker 8: at two up in Burbank if you think it's will
Speaker 8: be like one one fifteen, I can just come back here,
Speaker 8: get my car and then go to the thing.
Speaker 3: We usually record for an hour, so I think perfect thing.
Speaker 8: We'll just like go for an hour and then come
Speaker 8: back here.
Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, cool, if that's okay, Back in my car, Okay, sorry,
Speaker 9: one second, quite all right.
Speaker 7: I thought they were balls of charcoal and they were
Speaker 7: filtering the water.
Speaker 3: Okay, do not talk about this when he's in here.
Speaker 2: Oh I won't. Okay, Mom's aware. No more like talk.
Speaker 3: Don't ask about the gentleman.
Speaker 7: You've seen him at clubs and colleges across the country.
Speaker 7: Put your ears together for Timothy Simon's everywhere.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hi, is that working?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 7: I should not speak for the sound, but I just
Speaker 7: know I have faith in it, and so I just say, yes.
Speaker 2: It is working.
Speaker 8: Are you recording right now?
Speaker 2: We are? Indeed? Yeah, we get right?
Speaker 8: This is great? Or did they get that whole part
Speaker 8: about where I was like where? Oh great? Yeah, yeah
Speaker 8: about putting my backpack in the car.
Speaker 3: That's what the people love.
Speaker 2: Yes, sure I was.
Speaker 8: I actually ran into somebody the other day who was
Speaker 8: like a fan, you know, and they were like, hey,
Speaker 8: what's up? Like where do you push your backpack? And
Speaker 8: I was like, look, man, I like, that's not I
Speaker 8: don't give that away from free you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Podcast only?
Speaker 8: So I thought I really latched onto this idea of
Speaker 8: running an errand uh huh. So I thought we would
Speaker 8: just go to the Costco real quick.
Speaker 2: We can do that.
Speaker 3: Also, can you tell me how to get out of here?
Speaker 8: Oh, go to the right Okay. Andy McDowell just sold
Speaker 8: that house up the street. She was living there for
Speaker 8: a minute. Oh that's she's really chatty.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 7: I grew up in Missoula, Montana, and she lived in Missoula,
Speaker 7: Montana for a year for my entire adolescence. And she
Speaker 7: was always at like city council meetings, and she would
Speaker 7: my dad was like the tax property tax guy. She'd
Speaker 7: go in and said he said she was very chatty
Speaker 7: and sweet.
Speaker 8: She's well, I guess I cannot say firsthand. It's like
Speaker 8: mostly like my wife has like seen her around and
Speaker 8: they talked, but everybody says very nice things. Yeah, that
Speaker 8: one on those.
Speaker 2: Feelings where she put her backpack usually.
Speaker 8: I feel like, I mean, I don't I don't know her.
Speaker 8: I get a strong doesn't own a backpack vibe. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 8: I feel like she carries one item when she leaves
Speaker 8: the house.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what I mean, And that's Loril lipsticks, and.
Speaker 8: That's did you're from Montana?
Speaker 2: I am, indeed.
Speaker 8: How how long have you? I'll just I love Montana?
Speaker 2: Oh you do?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 3: Not really.
Speaker 8: I think I was up there. My wife and I
Speaker 8: went there for our honeymoon, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 8: I get it, Like I get why people move up
Speaker 8: here if they don't ever want to see another person,
Speaker 8: if they just right to own guns and be quiet.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and when when you're a young person, you just
Speaker 7: want to get out. And when I visit now, I'm like,
Speaker 7: what the hell was I thinking? This is better than
Speaker 7: the ocean that there? And I imagine because you're from Maine, right,
Speaker 7: grew up, I think we'd probably share a line in
Speaker 7: a latitude and so it's like a mountaine version of
Speaker 7: man maybe or am.
Speaker 2: I wrong there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: No, there are like sort of mountain I think weather
Speaker 8: wise and landscape wise, it's kind of the same. We
Speaker 8: have like a sort of fair mountains and crags. It's
Speaker 8: kind of a craggy state, you know what I mean,
Speaker 8: jagged jagged. You know, everybody in New Hampshire was really
Speaker 8: big about like their like the man in the mountain.
Speaker 8: Do you guys know the man in the mountain. No,
Speaker 8: it's like this rock formation that looked like a man's profile,
Speaker 8: and it was like right on the ocean, and it
Speaker 8: was like it's on the state quarter, you know what
Speaker 8: I mean.
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: And then I knew a girl in college from New
Speaker 8: Hampshire who cried when it fell into the ocean and
Speaker 8: it was so jagged, it was so craggy it fell
Speaker 8: into the ocean.
Speaker 7: Wow, Why did she cry that? Maybe the face looked
Speaker 7: like one of her relatives or something.
Speaker 8: You know, I didn't actually ask follow up.
Speaker 6: Questions and exactly what you should have done. I don't
Speaker 6: support that behavior.
Speaker 2: When someone cries, I walk away.
Speaker 3: Get out their business.
Speaker 2: I don't have time for your trauma.
Speaker 8: Please, can I know you guys just made a joke
Speaker 8: about that. I think I might actually hold this a
Speaker 8: serious oinon.
Speaker 6: That's how I do all my jokes is just what
Speaker 6: I actually think that I'm pretending.
Speaker 3: I don't think that weird.
Speaker 8: People laugh at Okay, Oh yeah, that's a joke to
Speaker 8: be a joke.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess I'll wink now, Yeah, I know. I
Speaker 7: think nowadays, if someone starts crying, I'm there for it.
Speaker 6: Well, but with something like that where it seems like
Speaker 6: an event that everybody would be receiving relatively the same way,
Speaker 6: but someone's like, not me, this is the thing I
Speaker 6: take the most to heart or whatever that event kind
Speaker 6: of present, I'm like, oh, no, I didn't buy a
Speaker 6: ticket for this.
Speaker 2: I have to go yeah always yes, I guess, no,
Speaker 2: go ahead, No, you go ahead.
Speaker 8: I I don't know. I think there is a thing
Speaker 8: where it's just like I don't want to make a
Speaker 8: broad generalization, but like if you're gonna cry about the
Speaker 8: man in the mountain falling into the ocean, it's like
Speaker 8: there is an underlying thing here that we are not
Speaker 8: close enough for me to want to dive into.
Speaker 6: Right, Wait, can I ask you a question, Yeah, did
Speaker 6: you go to theater school?
Speaker 8: I did?
Speaker 6: Yeah, this, I think this is a part of it.
Speaker 6: I think so because I did too, and there was
Speaker 6: a lot. I was surprised at how much people working
Speaker 6: out their feelings publicly took place.
Speaker 3: When that's not how I was raised.
Speaker 6: And I was like, I thought we were supposed to
Speaker 6: pretend when it was the appropriate moment, not do it.
Speaker 8: All the time. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now when people cry, I just say, oh, you're good.
Speaker 7: Where did you train? I'm actually having a bad day.
Speaker 7: That's great.
Speaker 3: I am believable.
Speaker 8: In the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, amazing space.
Speaker 8: Where where did you grow up? And where Karen? And
Speaker 8: where did you go to theater school?
Speaker 3: I went?
Speaker 6: I grew up in northern California in Petaluma and which
Speaker 6: is just north of San Francisco, and I went to
Speaker 6: Sack State Sacramento State. Oh okay, where big brag Tom
Speaker 6: Hanks went.
Speaker 8: Really I love this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Was your teacher still dining out on.
Speaker 3: That a little tiny bit? He would?
Speaker 6: The freshman like theater one teacher would mention Tom every
Speaker 6: once in a while, Oh.
Speaker 8: I that's so grand, would say Tom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say Tom.
Speaker 6: Another thing I learned I don't like very early on
Speaker 6: where I was like, what, don't say that.
Speaker 3: That's so embarrassing.
Speaker 6: But but those, all of those things are the things
Speaker 6: that I basically was like, well, this is all fun
Speaker 6: and like live performance, but I'm starting to realize I
Speaker 6: just like the comedy part. I don't I don't want
Speaker 6: to do this. I don't want to walk through molasses.
Speaker 6: I don't want to act like a pragmantis. Uh huh,
Speaker 6: none of that's for me. I thought, I've found it
Speaker 6: all very humiliating.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it is humiliating.
Speaker 7: Some of the warm ups where it's like okay, I
Speaker 7: get into a ball and you're going to blossom. Things
Speaker 7: like that. I mean that's when you're young. That made
Speaker 7: me really uncomfortable.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're looking back. I see the I see the
Speaker 8: importance of some of it in like the I don't know.
Speaker 8: I had a theater teacher in college who was like
Speaker 8: the first person that like kind of introduced the idea
Speaker 8: of just like sort of body work as exercise, and
Speaker 8: that was it was just like, oh, like expanding on
Speaker 8: how we are able to communicate ideas without just words,
Speaker 8: without just like naturalism and straightforward action. Yeah, and I
Speaker 8: thought that that was interesting. But I don't know, mate,
Speaker 8: but she was like she was like an old school,
Speaker 8: like old school hippie theater person, and like, you know,
Speaker 8: she had had like six discs fused in her back.
Speaker 8: She was very short, and so she had like this
Speaker 8: rigid posture and she was a reikie healer. And somehow,
Speaker 8: after all of what I've just told you, I still
Speaker 8: was like, this lady's fucking awesome. Yeah, I U. The
Speaker 8: other theater teacher that I had, his name was His
Speaker 8: name was Tom, So your friend might know him. You're
Speaker 8: a teacher, might know. He was a guy who had
Speaker 8: great taste in plays, but was so terrible at communicating
Speaker 8: them that we all hated him. And we were all like, God,
Speaker 8: this this guy's so fucking full of himself. And he
Speaker 8: kept talking about how the FBI had files on him,
Speaker 8: and wow, Yeah, theater school's a fucking trip and nobody
Speaker 8: should be allowed. Nobody should be allowed.
Speaker 3: Oh is that an LAPD recruitment moment?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go, what recruitment moment?
Speaker 3: Do we need to get in there?
Speaker 7: It sounds like you do because you get free socks,
Speaker 7: and everyone thinks you want socks.
Speaker 2: Let's say police.
Speaker 7: But I did that with the army, and they would
Speaker 7: not leave me alone for it. I'm like, these are
Speaker 7: the most expensive socks I've ever.
Speaker 3: No such thing as free socks.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's something that I would want to do now,
Speaker 7: be part of a theater community.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: When I was young why I thought I didn't want
Speaker 7: to feel uncomfortable or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it was scared.
Speaker 8: I think if you went to a college theater party,
Speaker 8: you'd be like, I don't like, honestly, please keep me
Speaker 8: under the boot, you know what I mean, Like we deserve.
Speaker 8: There are times Jesus Christ like, I'm fully in support
Speaker 8: of the strikes. I'm very much a union person. But
Speaker 8: when I was out there and I saw people like
Speaker 8: in a karaoke thing, I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 8: maybe the studios are right. Yeah, I'm sure this is
Speaker 8: you know. Yeah, go to a theater party and you'll
Speaker 8: be like, I don't know, maybe empathy isn't a good thing.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 6: It's hard to be well because the whole it feels
Speaker 6: like the theme is like, yeah, you gotta be open minded,
Speaker 6: you gotta get in there and like get rid of
Speaker 6: the cob libs of who you are or whatever, and
Speaker 6: it's like do I or do I just have to
Speaker 6: pretend I'm upset at this part of this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a couple ways to approach this.
Speaker 6: Not totally convinced, but I have to say the I
Speaker 6: think you're so right that people who I love that
Speaker 6: are great actors are the kind of people who would
Speaker 6: probably just destroy in like a movement for theater class
Speaker 6: because it is about like not just you're saying things
Speaker 6: because you're mad, but then like what does anger look
Speaker 6: like when you're just standing there?
Speaker 3: Whatever?
Speaker 6: Kind of yeah, kind of next level stuff that when
Speaker 6: I was eighteen, I was like, huh, who cares?
Speaker 8: Like I, you know, like who cares? This is about
Speaker 8: how I'm feeling, yes, And this is about me processing
Speaker 8: something or finding out and like that is my own
Speaker 8: personal journey and this is more important than the product
Speaker 8: that the audience sees.
Speaker 2: Right right right.
Speaker 7: I think the closest I've been into a situation like
Speaker 7: that is after I got my hip replaced, I was
Speaker 7: forced to go to bar method class where I was
Speaker 7: one the only male and everyone was really good at it.
Speaker 7: And I've never done something where it's like you had
Speaker 7: to as a group pay attention to your breathing, and
Speaker 7: everyone's looking at each other for confirmation. People are always
Speaker 7: like you doing okay, like with a difficult They were
Speaker 7: all looking out for me, and I felt after that,
Speaker 7: I did feel like I wanted to be in a play.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 8: What did the doctor say, Oh so you actually want
Speaker 8: to go up to the next life? Oh yeah, this
Speaker 8: is like.
Speaker 2: I've made that mistake. Then you end up in some
Speaker 2: weird neighborhood churches, right, yeah, this is where.
Speaker 7: I skateboard on at seven o'clock on Sundays.
Speaker 8: I'm learning a lot about you in the last few minutes,
Speaker 8: so I didn't have assumed in the first ten minutes.
Speaker 2: I go early morning to Costco and this.
Speaker 7: I make this turn once or twice a week, and
Speaker 7: it's never to go get mustard.
Speaker 8: And you skateboard.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I have post tip surgery post tips.
Speaker 8: Are you started post tips?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: I did it my whole life, and maybe it's the
Speaker 7: reason I had to get my hip fixed. But now
Speaker 7: I do a low impact version of skateboarding that is
Speaker 7: just doing slappies on these curves.
Speaker 8: Hell yeah, And.
Speaker 7: So you're not doing a lot of jumping around you're
Speaker 7: finessing yourself onto the curb and doing little poses.
Speaker 2: It's a lot like figure skaping.
Speaker 10: Okay, did your doctor specifically.
Speaker 8: Prescribe bar class, right?
Speaker 7: Yeah, sorry I missed. I be a lot of the
Speaker 7: physical therapy that I was. That part they right after surgery,
Speaker 7: They're sending people to my bedside and like, okay, do these.
Speaker 2: Clam like shell stretch it.
Speaker 7: I can't remember or the word clam was involved, but
Speaker 7: just you know, opening your hips and doing these things
Speaker 7: and straight restrengthening all these muscles. And then someone that
Speaker 7: wasn't a doctor said, you're doing bar.
Speaker 2: Method stuff like the ball.
Speaker 7: I was squeezing a ball in between my knees. That's
Speaker 7: a big part of bar method. And so I just
Speaker 7: went on my own and sure enough it was like everything,
Speaker 7: but not in an environment where it's just someone standing
Speaker 7: there making me do it painfully. It was a group
Speaker 7: of people doing it, and so I kind of got into.
Speaker 2: It and I loved it.
Speaker 8: Do you still do it?
Speaker 7: I don't, just because a lot of them closed down
Speaker 7: during quarantine and I can't find a bar method place.
Speaker 8: Was there also a somewhat anti feminist not sorry, not
Speaker 8: anti feminist, A somewhat feminist backlash against bar methods.
Speaker 7: Specifically, oh because of the weird there was like a
Speaker 7: weird guy that started it that did bad things.
Speaker 8: Oh no, I feel like I just read that in
Speaker 8: that God I'm gonna butcher her name, Jai Jacinto.
Speaker 2: Ringing a bell.
Speaker 8: There was what the fuck was it called? There was
Speaker 8: like a book that was like on Obama's like top
Speaker 8: ten books, and I read it and she had like
Speaker 8: a section on bar method and like it's I'm butchering
Speaker 8: every part, like no facts perfectly on this podcast.
Speaker 7: There, what you're talking about is a thing. But I
Speaker 7: feel like it's not bar method that it's.
Speaker 3: Well, there's the hot yoga problem.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, he was just straight up that guy was nuts,
Speaker 8: putting arms in wherever he want. Yeah, just like full arms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a hot yoga problem.
Speaker 7: The big thing was I, at the time, I had
Speaker 7: a mustache that some people, you know, mustaches, weren't every
Speaker 7: other person has one now. But I looked a little
Speaker 7: creepy and I was the only man in there, so
Speaker 7: I would like I not They're like, who's this weird guy?
Speaker 7: And they would actually make an announcement, Hey, everyone, the
Speaker 7: man in here is Chris.
Speaker 2: He got his hip fixed. This is part of his therapy.
Speaker 7: And I'd kind of wave and everyone because they knew
Speaker 7: I felt uncomfortable.
Speaker 8: And then like Jeff on the other side, they're like,
Speaker 8: this is Jeff. Nothing wrong with his clips, His hips
Speaker 8: is clearly just in here to look at women's He's
Speaker 8: a creep, total fucking creep. But we can't ask him
Speaker 8: the lead we did.
Speaker 7: We didn't reserve the right to refuse service to anyone,
Speaker 7: and that's a problem. No, if there was another uh
Speaker 7: male in there, it was usually the partner of one
Speaker 7: of the teachers, and I would assume that, I'm like,
Speaker 7: are you married to the instructor today? And they'd always go, yeah,
Speaker 7: how'd you know? Yeah the way, because you're like me,
Speaker 7: but you got healthy hips.
Speaker 6: This parking lot is is a little bit of a nightmare, insane.
Speaker 8: Yeah, why don't If you want to just drop me
Speaker 8: off out front, I can like run and grab the
Speaker 8: thing and then run right out.
Speaker 2: Here's my favorite curb by the way. You can see
Speaker 2: it's all wax stop. It's perfect. That's so great that
Speaker 2: that's where I spend once a week.
Speaker 8: I'm so glad we chose this place.
Speaker 7: Well, it's interesting because usually you get kicked out of
Speaker 7: a blaze. The staff here, says Hi, they ask how
Speaker 7: I've been. They they come and they'll like sweep the
Speaker 7: curb while we're stating it.
Speaker 3: They fully support it.
Speaker 2: They fully support it.
Speaker 3: Hi is we're going to get a parking spot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, sorry about everything we've said about Mercedes did.
Speaker 8: Before I go in, I'll just throw out this one
Speaker 8: thing that one of my first jobs in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: Uh, instead of dropping you off.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, no, that's fine. One of my first jobs
Speaker 8: in Los Angeles was I did some handyman work for
Speaker 8: Sheila Kelly's s Factor, which is the pole dancing oh class. Okay,
Speaker 8: I believe Sheila Kelly. I don't know if they're still married.
Speaker 8: They were married at times married to Richard Shift, the
Speaker 8: character actor Richard Shit from from the West Wing.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 8: I just thought that that has nothing to do with
Speaker 8: the story. I just thought that was interesting. But I
Speaker 8: would go in. But they because it was like a
Speaker 8: pole dancing class or a pole dancing gym they had
Speaker 8: like they were. They were very strict because people would
Speaker 8: wear what you would wear if you were dancing, and
Speaker 8: it was not really I'm sure there were some people
Speaker 8: there who were training to be professionals, but a lot
Speaker 8: of people it was just like, oh, this is a
Speaker 8: fun way to get exercise and a fun way to
Speaker 8: build strength or whatever. So there were very specific times
Speaker 8: that I could go in and fix stuff there because
Speaker 8: they were like, we are like there are no men
Speaker 8: allowed in here. Oh wow, without permission at any like
Speaker 8: at any point. So I had to like run in
Speaker 8: and like fix the bathrooms, like fix the like the
Speaker 8: bathroom door in like an hour and fifteen minutes. And
Speaker 8: if I got in there and I was like, this
Speaker 8: is going to take way more than an hour and
Speaker 8: fifteen minutes to just be like go home. Wow. So yeah,
Speaker 8: Chili Kellow's s factor. They're protective.
Speaker 6: I have a I don't know if it was Sheila
Speaker 6: Kelly's because I'm not sure how long that's been around,
Speaker 6: but I worked on long, long ago. Zach Alphanek has
Speaker 6: had a talk show on VH one, and we did
Speaker 6: field pieces for it, and one somebody thought it would
Speaker 6: be funny if we had Gene Simmons go to a
Speaker 6: pole dancing class, and I'll never forget it was so
Speaker 6: uncomfortable while we were.
Speaker 7: There, like from kiss Ye yes, why, I was thinking
Speaker 7: Richard Simmons, but he did have cat makeup on.
Speaker 3: It was Simmons, yeah, with no cat makeup on.
Speaker 6: It was when he was like I think he had
Speaker 6: been on a VH one show or something. So it
Speaker 6: was kind of like retro back in the It was
Speaker 6: the year two thousand, so I can't explain much, but
Speaker 6: there was no idea, and of course I became the
Speaker 6: field producer and there was no idea. So it was
Speaker 6: just like, can you imagine Gee's little pole dancing class?
Speaker 6: And it was like, uh huh, it'd be awful. And
Speaker 6: so he went there and just walked around as these
Speaker 6: women tried to do the exercises, and he was so
Speaker 6: disgusting that they kicked us out. And they had pre
Speaker 6: agreed to the idea, but he literally was walking around.
Speaker 6: At one point, you looked at this woman's ass and
Speaker 6: just goes nice dump.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: The teacher looked at me like I was in charge
Speaker 6: of him, and it was like, we have to cancel this, and.
Speaker 3: I'm like, great idea, We'll see you later. Like there
Speaker 3: was no defending, there was no nothing. It was just like,
Speaker 3: wouldn't it be great?
Speaker 6: To watch Gene Simmons be disgusting to women, And the
Speaker 6: answer is no, it wouldn't be great.
Speaker 7: Funny situation where suddenly you're the handler of the guy
Speaker 7: that says nice dump.
Speaker 3: I'm with this guy.
Speaker 8: Oh, I'm not trying to both sides this.
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go, I'm next.
Speaker 8: I'm just talking like strict from your opinion, like when
Speaker 8: you saw it, and I'm not I'm not doing anything
Speaker 8: except asking a question. I'm just asking here we go me,
Speaker 8: was it a nice dumper? And that's why she was like,
Speaker 8: he's not being honest.
Speaker 3: Authentic, improv And I don't like it.
Speaker 8: The watching Gene Simmons do anything, it seems like it'd
Speaker 8: be a nightmare. One of my worst experiences ever and
Speaker 8: I'm gonna say this because nobody likes him, is that
Speaker 8: I went to the movies the night that the movie
Speaker 8: Chronicle came out that was written by Max Landis, famously
Speaker 8: wonderful person Max Landis.
Speaker 3: And Ronicle who was in that.
Speaker 8: Danan Dahn, Michael B. Jordan. It was the one about like,
Speaker 8: you know, superheroes, like a superhero story, but like a
Speaker 8: little bit. Do you guys know who I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: I know max Landis, do you know him personally or
Speaker 2: little bit?
Speaker 8: Okay, are you guys really good friend?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: Okay, no, I'm going to continue.
Speaker 7: And felt weird because everyone it's famous and I put
Speaker 7: my feet in the pool and didn't make eye contact.
Speaker 8: This is great, you made the good choice. Yes, he
Speaker 8: was really excited because his movie was coming out, and
Speaker 8: Jean Simmons was at the arc light walking through the
Speaker 8: walking through the lobby and Maxley and just ran and
Speaker 8: slid on his knees across the floor up to Jean
Speaker 8: Simmons and like made a big show of saying hello
Speaker 8: to Jean Simmons and how excited he was to meet him.
Speaker 8: On both sides of that, I hated it happened right
Speaker 8: in front of me and I didn't know either of
Speaker 8: these people at this point. But I was like, I
Speaker 8: don't like a moment.
Speaker 7: Of this dicing in that moment, I would turn and move.
Speaker 2: Back to Maine.
Speaker 8: Yeah that Honestly, I hadn't been here very long. I
Speaker 8: was like, this is not a nice dump. U. Yes, okay,
Speaker 8: I'll be right back. Does anybody need anything while I'm
Speaker 8: in there?
Speaker 6: Could you get me a flat of small freedom light chips?
Speaker 3: Just to like one.
Speaker 7: I just have a piece of paper here with my
Speaker 7: eyeglass prescription.
Speaker 2: I know it's a second line.
Speaker 3: It's handwritten doctors.
Speaker 7: No, we will be, we will plan, we will pause,
Speaker 7: I'll check on, I'll check on, Like, what do you
Speaker 7: like progressive lenses for that?
Speaker 2: These are progs? He's back?
Speaker 3: Sweet?
Speaker 8: How did it go? When I was in there?
Speaker 3: It was just really tense. It was like, I think
Speaker 3: Anis and I are fighting. I don't know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we've gotten a big argument about the music of Kiss.
Speaker 6: Oh really, the quality of the musician ship it is.
Speaker 7: I think it was Josh Fatom who used to in
Speaker 7: his stand up make like fun of how they came
Speaker 7: out dressed like monsters and then the music could start
Speaker 7: and they're like.
Speaker 3: Oh baby baby, I have sat and parties are fun.
Speaker 2: Like yeah.
Speaker 8: I always used to think that Judas Priest was a
Speaker 8: fake band.
Speaker 3: Oh like a from a TV show.
Speaker 8: Basically that they were like the like funk, what's the
Speaker 8: name of the band in the mockumentary that's very famous?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, spinal Tap. Like I honestly thought they
Speaker 8: were his final tab, Like that's the only reason your
Speaker 8: band would be called Judas Priest. Yeah, yeah, it's Have
Speaker 8: you guys ever just straight up been in a store,
Speaker 8: I've just been like, fucking, I'm gonna steal something.
Speaker 6: I can you just tell us really quick what that
Speaker 6: eron was, if it's not too and if you paid
Speaker 6: for it?
Speaker 8: The people that the thing that people are gonna hate
Speaker 8: about what I'm about to say is that I play
Speaker 8: golf a lot.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm sorry, but uh, that's I mean too.
Speaker 8: Oh you do?
Speaker 7: And I think we were both in a tournament together.
Speaker 7: Was it comedy?
Speaker 8: Nice? Yeah, it's coming up again, isn't it.
Speaker 7: I haven't heard. I ended up golfing with the wrong
Speaker 7: group and kind of they were.
Speaker 2: Upset with me.
Speaker 8: What did you do?
Speaker 7: They put my bag on a cart and I followed
Speaker 7: my bag and then at the end they're like, why'd.
Speaker 2: You golf with these guys?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, my bag was on their cart And how'd you play?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 2: We did well?
Speaker 7: I think we got uh what's you got the gross
Speaker 7: score and the net score?
Speaker 2: Not one of those?
Speaker 8: And you were you were one of those.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the guys we had like a ringer, you know,
Speaker 7: it's a group and one of the guys clearly spent
Speaker 7: his whole life golfing. The other guy was buried from
Speaker 7: Barry's tickets, and then some guy from the wind casino,
Speaker 7: and there's a lot.
Speaker 3: Incredible.
Speaker 7: It wasn't no, but it was. He knows it and
Speaker 7: he was very sweet. But I think I saw you
Speaker 7: there just when we were all first. But I only
Speaker 7: know you from like UCB occasional yea. And it's also
Speaker 7: a situation where I've watched you and things, and I
Speaker 7: maybe confuse that with a real life personal.
Speaker 2: Where's your backpack friendship?
Speaker 7: So I didn't, but I did have a feeling I
Speaker 7: knew you from a golf thing.
Speaker 8: Okay, cool, Well, no, I'm not chat the next time
Speaker 8: we're at a golf thing.
Speaker 7: Let's talk, Okay cool, because I also am embarrassed about
Speaker 7: how much I'm into golf.
Speaker 6: So let's not let Timothy's sidestep what we're all going
Speaker 6: to attack him for right now, whatever he's gonna say.
Speaker 8: So because I play a lot, and I like, in
Speaker 8: the last couple of years, started playing in like like
Speaker 8: playing in like amateur tournaments, like just like kind of
Speaker 8: local amateur amateur tournaments where you play like you know,
Speaker 8: plumbers from your Belinda whatever I don't know is your
Speaker 8: Belinda close to your.
Speaker 2: I've played with plumbing and heating guys. Also, yeah, they're.
Speaker 8: Like this is the vite, Yeah sou, But there was
Speaker 8: there was one time where I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 8: be playing in this tournament up in O High and
Speaker 8: it's gonna be like one hundred and five degrees out
Speaker 8: and I was like, I, I it's like hard to
Speaker 8: play golf even on like a regular day. But what
Speaker 8: do I do if there's like the chance of heat stroke?
Speaker 8: So I asked, like, you know, I put it out
Speaker 8: to the general, like what do I do to like
Speaker 8: stay hydrated from playing? And I got a recommendation for
Speaker 8: these like liquid ivy hydration multipliers. Oh yeah, and they
Speaker 8: can like be kind of expensive. They're kind of expensive
Speaker 8: if you buy them it like CBS, but Costco has
Speaker 8: them for a much cheaper price of course, but then
Speaker 8: you run the risk of not getting the flavor you like,
Speaker 8: which is what happened today.
Speaker 2: May I see them?
Speaker 3: Yeah what flavor?
Speaker 8: But apparently that's the Oh sure, I've called the cherry
Speaker 8: and strawberry.
Speaker 7: And yeah, they're just little packets. There's gonna be like
Speaker 7: fifty of them in here.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Oh that's great, And so the recommendation came with this
Speaker 8: thing that was like when somebody was like, I have
Speaker 8: to send a lot of packages to family members who
Speaker 8: are serving like in the military in the Middle East,
Speaker 8: and all they want is liquid, I be really like
Speaker 8: this thing. And so I was like, all right, that's
Speaker 8: like an actual it's like a real life you know.
Speaker 8: I don't want to say that my playing golf in
Speaker 8: Ohi and them being like on your fire in Afghanistan
Speaker 8: is the same thing. But I'm going to let your
Speaker 8: audience connect those if they yes.
Speaker 2: It is your service, yes, yes, and.
Speaker 3: I thank you, yes, well, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's not to be.
Speaker 7: I just did a one in in Montana, big sky.
Speaker 7: They way up very high altitude, and it was very
Speaker 7: beautiful on your like the t boxes where like at
Speaker 7: the edge of a cliff, and then the fairway would
Speaker 7: just be something the size of a there's a herb here,
Speaker 7: and I'm worried that. Oh it worked, it worked out.
Speaker 2: It worked out.
Speaker 4: I thought we were going to do a mid car scrape.
Speaker 4: I thought we were going to just rip that whole
Speaker 4: battery off from underneath. My back is riddled with sweats
Speaker 4: in that one moment. But I because of the altitude
Speaker 4: and suddenly the ball would go one hundred yards further,
Speaker 4: Like am I stronger up here? But at the end
Speaker 4: I had to and did throw up and I didn't
Speaker 4: see it coming. And I think it was a minor,
Speaker 4: Like I just wasn't drinking enough water. The altitude it
Speaker 4: was one hundred degrees and I got sick at the end.
Speaker 2: So it is good that you have those.
Speaker 8: That's no, I honestly I recommend them. Now I'm like
Speaker 8: a day to day guy. Now I'll have one a day.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 8: I mean, like, guys, I don't want to brag. I
Speaker 8: didn't come here to brag and probably like big time anybody,
Speaker 8: but like, I'll drink a hydration packet every day.
Speaker 2: You know the actual did that guy do it?
Speaker 6: He's just saying there's another line. Oh, and everybody's in
Speaker 6: one line.
Speaker 8: Yeah, everybody's in one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you'd kind of be screwing yourself.
Speaker 8: But this person, oh wait, is he trying to say
Speaker 8: that he wants to get out and through?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But so do we all?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's yeah, the same thing. I'm glad you stirred
Speaker 2: your ground.
Speaker 3: I mean think you did. Everything's fine. You can't wait
Speaker 3: three minutes.
Speaker 8: And skips ahead. We're gonna know. Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 7: The thing he's a roller skater, he's he's way into
Speaker 7: roller skating.
Speaker 2: I just know him. Is that?
Speaker 8: When? How do you feel about driving during all this?
Speaker 8: Are you okay?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: I love it? Okay, it's really well.
Speaker 6: I guess it's like we've done this for a while
Speaker 6: and we used to actually go to the airport a
Speaker 6: lot and wow.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we.
Speaker 6: Really tried to stay on, like picking up comics as
Speaker 6: they were coming home from doing sets out of town.
Speaker 3: Or dropping them off on their way.
Speaker 7: To and but this was before Lift and Uber was yeah,
Speaker 7: ninety percent on the Trap.
Speaker 6: We were kind of the first Lift and Uber. I think, yeah,
Speaker 6: just one man. Sometimes sometimes we would like we would switch,
Speaker 6: but there was too much pressure for Chris.
Speaker 7: What what I Karen is a It was a multitasker
Speaker 7: and I think I have ADHD or something I cannot
Speaker 7: fit talk and finished sentences while staring a vehicle. Those
Speaker 7: two things I will I will have And I'm okay
Speaker 7: with that about myself.
Speaker 2: Karen.
Speaker 7: It does not affect her driving. She's still firing on
Speaker 7: all cylinders.
Speaker 8: Do you have you guys ever? Almost gotten in an
Speaker 8: accident or anything.
Speaker 7: That's a good question, and uh, we've now cursed the car. No,
Speaker 7: we Yes, we once almost killed Eddie Pepatone.
Speaker 3: But it was he didn't he didn't know, and he
Speaker 3: didn't mind.
Speaker 7: He didn't know he was in the middle of a sentence.
Speaker 7: He didn't see the very close to being t bone.
Speaker 8: I don't know any Pepitone. I've seen him a couple
Speaker 8: of times. I think he's very funny. I can also
Speaker 8: I could see and please tell me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 8: I could also see Eddie Pepatone being the kind of
Speaker 8: person that, when he's in the middle of a sentence
Speaker 8: truly would not notice anything that's happening outside of that sentence.
Speaker 7: Yes, I think, like me, he's not a multitask. Yeah,
Speaker 7: he is in that sentence and no accident. Could they
Speaker 7: can finished it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: We also almost got attacked by a guy on a
Speaker 6: bike who I think I can't remember what the problem was.
Speaker 7: I it was back when I was I think I've
Speaker 7: maybe drunk that episode.
Speaker 2: And I yelled something, yeah, we get it, you're on
Speaker 2: a bike.
Speaker 6: And they circled back around, and then he circled back
Speaker 6: around and took his bike lock and went to hit
Speaker 6: the car with it.
Speaker 3: Did He actually tried.
Speaker 7: To hit your mirror, but then he shot out in
Speaker 7: the traffic and I'm like, oh no, now we're going
Speaker 7: to watch this guy die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the passion of hatred for us.
Speaker 3: He didn't die.
Speaker 8: He can. I tell you a guy that used to
Speaker 8: be my downstairs name, my downstairs neighbor in Chicago is
Speaker 8: a bike messenger, Like young, young guy, really into biking.
Speaker 8: He helped me build like a Chicago like sort of
Speaker 8: like scrappy fixed gear bike, you know. Yeah, yeah, back
Speaker 8: when you were the age that you did that sort
Speaker 8: of thing. Are you guys? Did you guys ever spend
Speaker 8: any time.
Speaker 2: There in Chicago?
Speaker 3: I lived there for a year.
Speaker 8: Or you did?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 8: So it's like a pretty bike accessible city. Yeah, Like
Speaker 8: bikes in public transport are pretty regular there.
Speaker 3: And so do you want a coffee?
Speaker 8: No, I'm good, I have one.
Speaker 6: Can I get a triple tall one pump hot mocha?
Speaker 3: Do you want a coffee?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'll do a cold brew?
Speaker 6: Can we also get a grande cold brew with uh
Speaker 6: oat milk?
Speaker 3: Okay? Thank you?
Speaker 8: So I want to ask you questions about being sober,
Speaker 8: but I'll just say to my downstairs neighbor building fixed
Speaker 8: gear bikes. He had a lot of good bike messenger
Speaker 8: stories and apparently there was this I guess this is
Speaker 8: a pretty common thing if you're going to be a
Speaker 8: person who spends a lot of time in the cold.
Speaker 8: But there was like this real old school, like fifty
Speaker 8: year old guy who was still bike messenger. Oh wow,
Speaker 8: and he would do it. They would do it in
Speaker 8: all weather at all times. And this guy's deal was
Speaker 8: he would only wear shorts no matter what the weather was.
Speaker 8: But if it was like snowing and freezing cold, he
Speaker 8: had this big thing of like vasiline, like like patrollingum jelly,
Speaker 8: like a giant jar of it. At like the the
Speaker 8: hub to give like context for your audience. So can
Speaker 8: you remember remember like the clown hub in the movie Joker,
Speaker 8: Joaquin Phoenix, It like that. But for bike messengers, yes, I.
Speaker 2: See them in New York. Still the delivery like it's
Speaker 2: more Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: I don't think it's I think now that you can
Speaker 8: like e sign stuff, it's a little less common, yeah,
Speaker 8: but there are still some things that like need to
Speaker 8: have a wet signature, like in fifteen minutes forty five
Speaker 8: blocks away, right right, So he would he would like
Speaker 8: take the patrollingum jelly, put it all, coat his legs
Speaker 8: with it, like ride bikes for the entire.
Speaker 2: Day, and shave its legs right.
Speaker 8: Well, no, at the end of the day, you would
Speaker 8: peel it off and put it back in the tub.
Speaker 2: Oh no more.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but like that's how you like keep your uh,
Speaker 8: that's how you keep your limbs warm.
Speaker 6: Sorry, can we go back to he would take the
Speaker 6: vessel and back off his legs and put it back
Speaker 6: in the jar because.
Speaker 8: Then if it was cold the next day, you would
Speaker 8: use it the.
Speaker 2: Next Oh see, that's and.
Speaker 8: I don't think I mean, like I think if you're
Speaker 8: a bike messenger budgets are you joes? You don't have
Speaker 8: like an unlimited patrollingum jelly budget.
Speaker 2: I mean I can't.
Speaker 7: I can't imagine a less expensive Yeah, because there's mud
Speaker 7: and street debris mixed in there, and he would just
Speaker 7: slather it back.
Speaker 8: On yeh, like sweat and hair.
Speaker 3: Gross suh.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, no, I mean it's it's gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't get me wrong, but.
Speaker 3: It's a gross moment that it really needed.
Speaker 7: Because I was ordering, well, I thought, yeah, I started
Speaker 7: to think that that was a normal thing for because
Speaker 7: a lot of the guys that rode bikes a lot
Speaker 7: growing up, they would shave their legs and and I
Speaker 7: thought put basiline on.
Speaker 2: But maybe I'm thinking of swimmers.
Speaker 8: I don't remembers shaved their legs and arms, right, sure,
Speaker 8: for sure, the vasoline part, that seems like a performance
Speaker 8: enhancing Yeah, that's well.
Speaker 6: In beauty pageants they put vacline on their teeth so
Speaker 6: their lips don't sit.
Speaker 7: Whether it's swimming or bike in or beauty it vasoline
Speaker 7: is like you might as well be juicing. And I'm
Speaker 7: not talking about juice same, I'm talking about Wait a second.
Speaker 3: I just had a Gene Simmons memory.
Speaker 8: Huh what?
Speaker 3: And was was this you and.
Speaker 6: I at the Burbank airport when we were standing there
Speaker 6: talking and I could swear it was you on our
Speaker 6: way to bumber.
Speaker 3: Shoot and we're about to get on a Southwest flight.
Speaker 3: Whatever I was seeing, there was somebody.
Speaker 6: I sworn it with you, and Jeene Simmons was walking
Speaker 6: directly toward us, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: it's seen Simmons. And I was doing that trying to
Speaker 6: and I think I can be very subtle if I'm
Speaker 6: trying to make people not feel like I'm talking about them.
Speaker 6: So I wasn't turning my head, and I was kind
Speaker 6: of just being like, that's Steen Simmons, that's Steene Simmons,
Speaker 6: and whoever I was with was.
Speaker 3: Like, yep, I see him. I'm with you.
Speaker 6: And then Jean Simmons suddenly made a beeline directly toward
Speaker 6: the two of us and was like, what do you
Speaker 6: two up to? I want to see what's going on
Speaker 6: over here. And it was so unnerving and insane where
Speaker 6: it was like he picked up on the fact that
Speaker 6: he knew we clocked him and wanted to like get
Speaker 6: in on.
Speaker 3: The Hey, you guys are excited, I'm here. It was insane.
Speaker 7: I don't think I was there, but I'm just remembering
Speaker 7: the time that happened to Michelle Balloon and I at
Speaker 7: the Improp and he came up to.
Speaker 8: The same difference with Gene Simmons.
Speaker 7: Yes, but that's what we talked about a little while
Speaker 7: you were.
Speaker 2: Getting me glasses. I love them. I love this new.
Speaker 7: I thought it was normal to be blurry up in
Speaker 7: this fourth quadrant.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 7: And he went straight up to Michelle and said, I
Speaker 7: don't know what you do, but I'm sure you do
Speaker 7: it well. And then he looked at me and he said,
Speaker 7: and you are a strong and handsome, powerful and handsome man.
Speaker 7: And then later he had a book come out that
Speaker 7: said it's like called a powerful and handsome man. It
Speaker 7: was like he was trying out the title of his
Speaker 7: book and he got it.
Speaker 2: I was like, thank you. But he as creepy as
Speaker 2: he is. He had he has kids that.
Speaker 7: Liked going to the improv and watching stand up and
Speaker 7: his tall son was really sweet and shy, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 7: he fathered these kids.
Speaker 8: So that was like, so you're your gauge of whether
Speaker 8: someone is a good parent or not if they end
Speaker 8: up wanting to watch stand.
Speaker 6: Up specifically, Yeah, okay, it goes.
Speaker 7: I'm not saying it dictates whether you're a good person
Speaker 7: or not, but it makes me I'll defend you in
Speaker 7: a court of law.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 7: Uh. It was more that his children were like shy
Speaker 7: and nice okay, and giggly and like excited to hang
Speaker 7: out with a bunch of comics when their dad is
Speaker 7: a big rug start.
Speaker 8: They were bored with that, And I like that, did
Speaker 8: you ever see that? Jeff Tweety documentary. I think it
Speaker 8: was called I'm Trying to Break Your Heart.
Speaker 2: Oh I did not.
Speaker 8: There was a moment there in there where like Jeff
Speaker 8: Tweety is dropping off his teenage son at school, and
Speaker 8: he's doing like such quintessential dad stuff. He like kind
Speaker 8: of doesn't know where his stuff is in the car,
Speaker 8: and like he's like turning over his right shoulder to
Speaker 8: look into the back seat to say goodbye to his son,
Speaker 8: but his son is like kind of already out the car,
Speaker 8: so he has to like then quickly adjust to be
Speaker 8: over his left shoulder, like you know, opens the door
Speaker 8: a little bit because you like can't figure out how
Speaker 8: to get the window down. It's like a very dad
Speaker 8: moment when the kid is just kind of like yeah,
Speaker 8: all right, dad, Yeah, i'll see you tonight.
Speaker 10: Like yeah. It's like we're all like if you have kids,
Speaker 10: you're just fucking doomed. Yeah, it doesn't matter what you do.
Speaker 10: And you you have kids, right I do. Yeah, they
Speaker 10: just started middle school.
Speaker 8: I don't want to kill my.
Speaker 2: Oh why what did they suddenly care about?
Speaker 8: Their eyes open in the morning and they fucking hate us?
Speaker 8: Oh wow, and then their eyes shut at night and
Speaker 8: it's done.
Speaker 7: So so there's been relatively good times as they sleep.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but then you're just like but then you're just
Speaker 8: like going through like the like the slide show of
Speaker 8: all the times you fucked up as a parent that
Speaker 8: day by like, you know, all the promises you made
Speaker 8: yourself for they woke up to be like, all right,
Speaker 8: this is how I'm going to handle It's so much
Speaker 8: better today. And it's the roller coaster of it. It's
Speaker 8: like they will be in one moment, like one of
Speaker 8: them looked me in the face and said, Papa, you
Speaker 8: don't know what the fuck you're no way?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah strong app and okay, yep.
Speaker 8: And uh and then five minutes later it's it's this
Speaker 8: these wild swings between being a teenager and being an
Speaker 8: elementary schooler. Yeah, like it's still like a sweet little
Speaker 8: elementary schooler who wants a piggyback ride and wants to
Speaker 8: be silly, and like, we have a thing where if
Speaker 8: you if I hold your hands and you're facing forward
Speaker 8: and your feet are on my feet, it's called the robot.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, you.
Speaker 8: Know it's like, oh, Papa, I want a robot. So
Speaker 8: every once in a while it's a robot. But then
Speaker 8: five minutes later, it's smoking a pack of SI. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, such an awful time.
Speaker 6: It's an awful I wouldn't go back there for ten
Speaker 6: million dollars, truly, like it was. It was so confusing
Speaker 6: and bizarre, and like all the rules change, everybody around
Speaker 6: you changes, Like you kind of don't know what's going
Speaker 6: on at school anymore. The rules are like everything just
Speaker 6: gets real gray area.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking irritating.
Speaker 6: And then actually, when I lived in Chicago, I went
Speaker 6: to this thing with my friend that was really cool.
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Oh, you're just going to Steve
Speaker 3: on One, which was people.
Speaker 6: It was this kind of event thing where people could
Speaker 6: come and give a five minute or three minute presentation
Speaker 6: on any topic.
Speaker 3: That interested them.
Speaker 6: And so while we were there, there was a guy
Speaker 6: gave a talk on how to photograph lightning, and a
Speaker 6: girl gave a talk on working for Habitat for Humanity.
Speaker 6: At the very end, the last lady was a junior
Speaker 6: high teacher and she gave a talk in defense of
Speaker 6: thirteen year olds. And I was sobbing by that because
Speaker 6: she's like, here's the thing. Everyone hates thirteen year olds.
Speaker 6: She's like, she's like, it is there. It's the one
Speaker 6: time in your life where you're completely a child and
Speaker 6: starting to become an adult. They have more hormones in
Speaker 6: their body than any human does at any time, and
Speaker 6: she just starts kind of like explaining physiologically how awful
Speaker 6: it is for them, and then like sociologically how awful
Speaker 6: it is, and like all those different things, and she's like,
Speaker 6: and so I try to be the teacher that sees them.
Speaker 6: And I was just like, I need to do so
Speaker 6: badly when I was, you know, a creator or whatever,
Speaker 6: because it's really true. It's like when they're sulky and
Speaker 6: they're snide and they're kind of like only about their friends,
Speaker 6: you don't.
Speaker 3: It's very difficult to be on their side.
Speaker 6: You're just kind of like, yeah, I get it, but
Speaker 6: you know, actually there still are kids.
Speaker 2: And you're getting to hit with two at once at once.
Speaker 7: That's double double trouble double so much classic use of
Speaker 7: the common phrase.
Speaker 8: I did actually hear something like close to that in
Speaker 8: that I think they were they were joking but kind
Speaker 8: of not. They had that same attitude behind it, but
Speaker 8: they were like, being a teenager should be a legal
Speaker 8: defense for murder, yes, but if you kill someone. You
Speaker 8: should be able to go up there and be like
Speaker 8: your honor. I was a teenager. Yeah, like that. Your
Speaker 8: brain is at war your body.
Speaker 7: Yeah, here's the lobe that has compassion. I have not
Speaker 7: quite developed this. I'm just imagining in a court of
Speaker 7: law defending, and.
Speaker 6: I feel like completely connected to every other person my
Speaker 6: age around me, like I need to do what they're doing.
Speaker 6: If I can't do what they're doing, it's the world
Speaker 6: is ending, like those kinds of things of like oh,
Speaker 6: you're not invited, that's the end chapter.
Speaker 3: That's the last chapter of your book. Like, oh, just
Speaker 3: just a nightmare. Always.
Speaker 8: I try trying so hard to it's just it's it.
Speaker 8: I mean, like you just it's hard, like when somebody
Speaker 8: just decides like I'm just gonna I'm gonna like punch
Speaker 8: you in the face a bunch of times today and
Speaker 8: they're not literally punching.
Speaker 3: Me in the face, just emotionally.
Speaker 8: Just emotionally punching me in the face. It is it's
Speaker 8: just hard to keep that that sort of like a
Speaker 8: thirty thousand foot view of it. Yeah, And at some
Speaker 8: points it's just like I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 8: You just gotta brush your teeth. Yeah, you just got
Speaker 8: to do it. I've been saying it every day for
Speaker 8: eight years. You just got to do it.
Speaker 7: And now you're probably at home Mark, like you're daling
Speaker 7: with that all the time, right.
Speaker 8: Uh yeah, currently, Yeah, because of oh hey, I mean
Speaker 8: we might be doing this. I mean i've we've I mean,
Speaker 8: I don't want this to be released four weeks from
Speaker 8: now and be proved wrong. But I hearing possibly that
Speaker 8: Oh really yeah today maybe today, Today is a day.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I didn't hear today. That's exciting.
Speaker 8: Well, I think I'm drawing a lot. I'm reading a
Speaker 8: lot into the email that went out last night, which
Speaker 8: was like.
Speaker 2: You know, I didn't read it.
Speaker 8: It was I mean, it was like the one from
Speaker 8: two nights ago was two sentences long. It's like negotiations update.
Speaker 8: We negotiated today and we will be negotiating tomorrow.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 8: I mean it's great. Yeah, that's great news. Last night
Speaker 8: it was at like eleven PM, and I just feel
Speaker 8: like the later they go into the evening the better.
Speaker 8: And then also it was like we negotiated today and
Speaker 8: we will continue to negotiate tomorrow. But we encourage everyone
Speaker 8: to go out to the pick at lines tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh shit.
Speaker 8: And so I read a little bit of that into like,
Speaker 8: get out there because at some point there's going to
Speaker 8: be an announcement. We all we want a lot of
Speaker 8: people out on the streets, right, That's what I took from. Okay, so,
Speaker 8: but I mean, honestly, we've all had the rug pulled
Speaker 8: out from under us before, and I don't I'm also
Speaker 8: prepping myself to not you know, yeah.
Speaker 6: They're they're negotiating with true sociopaths, if not straight up psychopaths.
Speaker 3: Yes, which the might be the same thing. I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a blurry line.
Speaker 1: It's but it's But at the same time, somebody was
Speaker 1: talking about that they heard they're not going to let
Speaker 1: it go into the holidays because that that the studios
Speaker 1: are already such villains in this whole situation, and then
Speaker 1: to have it be like, oh, they really are trying
Speaker 1: to starve people out through Christmas is the worst look
Speaker 1: of all time.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and they I am so very happy that in
Speaker 8: every moment where they have tried to pull these they've
Speaker 8: tried to pull old school tactics, everybody has just immediately
Speaker 8: gone right past them. Yeah, just right past them. Yes,
Speaker 8: And honestly, it seems like even the American population.
Speaker 6: Entirely, like especially compared to it because I was a
Speaker 6: writer in two thousand and eight, nobody gave a single shit, Like, yeah,
Speaker 6: it was an elite problem for elite people that it's like,
Speaker 6: solve it so that everybody else's job isn't impacted, And
Speaker 6: it was not the same. And watching how well it's
Speaker 6: because of social media, but watching how much support watching
Speaker 6: young people give a shit about labor politics is beautiful.
Speaker 6: It's so great it is.
Speaker 8: And I one thing that I keep telling to people
Speaker 8: or that like who ask me about it, who maybe
Speaker 8: aren't in the business, is like, there is no They
Speaker 8: might be able to put up a counter argument to
Speaker 8: what the union is asking for, but what they don't
Speaker 8: have is an argument for their side of why it
Speaker 8: would be better for anyone except themselves. Yeah, especially when
Speaker 8: we look back and we see like being a try
Speaker 8: being a musician that isn't Taylor Swift. Yeah, how is
Speaker 8: that going on the entry level? Yeah, try being a
Speaker 8: fucking journalist, Try being a taxi driver, Try being I mean,
Speaker 8: like I tried being a fucking like I don't know,
Speaker 8: NFTs all just went like they have come in, tech
Speaker 8: companies have come in and truly fucked up every single
Speaker 8: good American industry. Yeah, and I'm not saying that banks
Speaker 8: are good, but but and they have no argument for this.
Speaker 8: It's like, oh, well, if we do it our way,
Speaker 8: it's gonna be better for everyone, because they've seen over
Speaker 8: and over and over again it isn't. And so I
Speaker 8: think that even the people who are like that's an
Speaker 8: elite problem, they're like, oh, wait, that's my problem too.
Speaker 6: Yes, and the and that, like, oh, the reason I
Speaker 6: believe that this is an elite problem is because these
Speaker 6: reporters are like that, you know, when they now that
Speaker 6: they're interviewed because all the auto workers are on strike,
Speaker 6: that Sean Finn I think his name is, that's the
Speaker 6: president of the autoworkers union.
Speaker 3: And he keeps going, it's so weird.
Speaker 6: That that you keep asking me how bad it is
Speaker 6: for the economy that we are on strike. Why don't
Speaker 6: you think it's bad for the economy these billionaires keep
Speaker 6: taking everything for themselves.
Speaker 3: He's like, that's what's bad for the economy.
Speaker 6: Their system doesn't work, and it's like this is amazing,
Speaker 6: Like it's such good messaging.
Speaker 3: It's clear. It's like we're all in this together. It's yeah,
Speaker 3: and the.
Speaker 7: Auto stream version, it's easily applied to what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like the same problem.
Speaker 3: It's the same.
Speaker 8: And there is that thing like I was listening to
Speaker 8: I don't want to do a free ad for another
Speaker 8: podcast if I was listening to the watch and Greenwell
Speaker 8: sort of put it very concisely, like the guy that
Speaker 8: the guy from the UAW is like, yeah, like we've
Speaker 8: they've offered us a really incredible race, Like they offered
Speaker 8: us a twenty percent rates and yeah, that's really that's amazing.
Speaker 8: But the CEO got a forty percent rates. Yeah, so
Speaker 8: what are we actually talking about? Yeah, why is it
Speaker 8: that you get to do that? But we don't, like
Speaker 8: we're the ones that do everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Wow, So hopefully while we're driving around and we'll figure
Speaker 8: it out and you know what, you know who's really
Speaker 8: doesn't want it to happen.
Speaker 3: Well, you just said this car really hurt feeling.
Speaker 8: Well, I didn't know if I wanted to like go
Speaker 8: down that hole road because I'd be very well, this
Speaker 8: could have been years before it was. Then there you go.
Speaker 8: If you showed up and like the sticker was still
Speaker 8: on the window, and you like, okay, what are we doing?
Speaker 3: Oh I'm a full one supremis love it.
Speaker 8: You know who's not going to be happiest, Big Honk.
Speaker 8: Big Honk wants this fucking strike to go on forever.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the specific horn, even the clowns, everyone's lying and I.
Speaker 8: Ever know the clown lobbys here like, guys, we got
Speaker 8: to keep this going. We've never done better.
Speaker 7: But they all have the makeup on. Oh I want
Speaker 7: to go to a clown strike.
Speaker 8: That'd be so. I have a friend who just recently
Speaker 8: like went on a first date with the clown oh a.
Speaker 8: She like texted me to be like, hey, I just
Speaker 8: got back from this date. I think it like kind
Speaker 8: of went okay, but he's like a clown and I
Speaker 8: was like okay, but like what kind And it turned
Speaker 8: out to be like, you know, sir, so la sure
Speaker 8: that kind of thing. And I was like, honestly, that
Speaker 8: fucking slaps.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's the way clowns.
Speaker 8: I mean, I don't know what it's like to be
Speaker 8: on the road with them, but they are like you know,
Speaker 8: they're I'm basing this all off. One clown that I
Speaker 8: know who's awesome.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm all my experiences based on in Montreal getting
Speaker 7: my pocket picked by a group of clowns.
Speaker 2: And so I don't trust them. I don't. They did
Speaker 2: buy a strengths with our money, but.
Speaker 8: How did you know they were classed?
Speaker 7: They told us that we were in After our shows,
Speaker 7: Chad Daniels and I went to some party that was
Speaker 7: mostly a French Canadians and a lot of clowns were
Speaker 7: there and they were I didn't know what it meant
Speaker 7: back then. I'm like for kids parties. I didn't understand.
Speaker 7: And maybe that's why they were offended.
Speaker 8: Was that part of their misdirection. Yes, they were like
Speaker 8: picking your pocket.
Speaker 7: It was actually Chad's wallet, but they they took and
Speaker 7: then they're like kept buying U S drens, but it
Speaker 7: was with Chad's money.
Speaker 2: And then the next day he got a call, uh.
Speaker 7: From the person that lived in this place that where
Speaker 7: the party is being held, and he's like, if you
Speaker 7: want your wallet in your ID and I see you
Speaker 7: have a flight tomorrow at eight and they've showed up
Speaker 7: there and everything was laid out.
Speaker 2: Sons the money.
Speaker 8: But that's a pretty good bit. That's kind of a great.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and there was no there was nothing we could
Speaker 7: do about it, but I didn't.
Speaker 6: They just controlled your partying, that's all they They cut
Speaker 6: themselves in and then they were like, this is how
Speaker 6: much fun we're going to have?
Speaker 7: Right, I would have ordered a double and they got
Speaker 7: me a single, and it made sense that.
Speaker 8: Maybe they were doing you a faith.
Speaker 7: I've noticed a lot of stand ups are taking like
Speaker 7: clown classes, and it's like currently a thing clowning.
Speaker 8: Is back, baby, why do you think that? Not meaning like, like,
Speaker 8: why do you think that they are taking those classes?
Speaker 7: It is a conversation among comics that I've been hearing,
Speaker 7: and they they've even mentioned it on this podcast, right,
Speaker 7: Karen packed me up here, sound I'm like the weirdest.
Speaker 7: A lot of stand ups there are like clown classes,
Speaker 7: and so if you're like a dry one liner comic,
Speaker 7: maybe you need to work on your clowning. I know
Speaker 7: so little about it that I'm about to talk myself.
Speaker 2: Into a corner where I trail off the drift off.
Speaker 8: All I know is the comics are taking class.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 8: I'm going true.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to sleep and imagine a world where
Speaker 2: I makes sense.
Speaker 8: Right now.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's clowning classes.
Speaker 8: Have you ever met a separatist, like a friend Canadian
Speaker 8: separatist who like wants to like it's like kind of hot.
Speaker 3: Wait, please tell us your specific story.
Speaker 9: Yes, well that and how I got Maybe it's just
Speaker 9: this one separtist that was hot. But it was like
Speaker 9: I was like twenty two and I was working at
Speaker 9: like a Shakespeare theater and there was like a French
Speaker 9: Canadian and it was like kind of like a whizzer
Speaker 9: like we you know, God, I wonder if this is
Speaker 9: I hope this isn't like a Patriot Front thing, oh
Speaker 9: where it was like secretly like the separatist movement. It
Speaker 9: was just like we want to be French. We don't
Speaker 9: want to be Canadian. We want to speak French.
Speaker 8: We want to keep that part right of So yeah, Jesus,
Speaker 8: I really hope this wasn't like a like a fourteen
Speaker 8: words kind of like a Canadian fourteen words deal. Oh.
Speaker 7: These the clowns that we met that night, they did
Speaker 7: not like us, and they would not speak English and
Speaker 7: they were French.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, like they're very crowd of their friends. Yes,
Speaker 8: which if they could see it through our eyes maybe
Speaker 8: that would change.
Speaker 7: Well, I've had a couple genuine spit takes. I'm able
Speaker 7: to stop it because I'm a professional. But I've twice
Speaker 7: had coffee in my nasal passage. So good, that's a compliment.
Speaker 8: Awesome. Where do you guys live in town?
Speaker 7: I live in the valley, okay, and I'm I'm pretty
Speaker 7: close to you.
Speaker 2: I'm right around the corner in Echo.
Speaker 8: Park, Okay. Do you know your way around the neighborhood generally?
Speaker 7: I am getting there. I spent fifteen years in Venice.
Speaker 7: You know around the boat people We've already talked about that.
Speaker 3: He means people who own boats.
Speaker 7: Yes, daily make eye contact with captains and I yeah,
Speaker 7: I love it over here. I'm happier and I've met
Speaker 7: more of my neighbors and there's like a community.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 8: Did you did the move have anything to do? Did
Speaker 8: that coincide with getting sober? And I don't know if
Speaker 8: that is that too personal?
Speaker 2: No, you it's a good question. I yes, I do
Speaker 2: think that I was in.
Speaker 7: I wasn't performing enough because I was so far away,
Speaker 7: Like I would drive to the improv or shows that
Speaker 7: I knew were a sure thing as far as stage time,
Speaker 7: but I was just hanging out a lot, didn't have
Speaker 7: a lot of friends. And then I lived right by
Speaker 7: Killer Shrimp where they would give me free boost and
Speaker 7: I was drinking I think nightly over there. And then
Speaker 7: when I moved to Echo Park, all of a sudden,
Speaker 7: it's like a hip area and I was near Little
Speaker 7: Joy and the out of boredom, I'm like, well, I
Speaker 7: just go down here and playpool. And that involved drinking
Speaker 7: too much, and I started to feel like I was
Speaker 7: unhealthy and I just gradually just stopped.
Speaker 2: I didn't hit like a rock bottom.
Speaker 7: And oh okay, I did a diet that involved not
Speaker 7: drinking and realized I felt better. And I'm just like,
Speaker 7: I'm done, and I've decided I'm not going to ever
Speaker 7: do it again.
Speaker 2: That's great, but I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 7: And I know it a good times, but I'm better
Speaker 7: at Also, during shows, I remember all my jokes. I'm
Speaker 7: seeing all these other benefits where it's like, you know.
Speaker 8: I'm not a stand up, but it seems like remembering
Speaker 8: your jokes during a show is like like up there
Speaker 8: on the list of priorities.
Speaker 7: Yes, And I feel like I was getting worse and
Speaker 7: worse at it and needing more little notes and cheat
Speaker 7: sheets and especially for doing like an hour long show,
Speaker 7: and like, I don't I right now in this moment,
Speaker 7: I can't think of one of my jokes that was
Speaker 7: starting to happen. And it also I wasn't connecting it
Speaker 7: with the fact that I had seven drinks.
Speaker 2: And that's so now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think in general, my brain is just working
Speaker 7: better and no depression, no anger, all those things that
Speaker 7: were a byproduct of this drug going into my brain.
Speaker 2: It's just like, oh, yeah, I'm also happy or weird.
Speaker 8: You guys are We're like almost back in my house.
Speaker 8: Do you can I give you one of these hydration things?
Speaker 8: Do you want to try one?
Speaker 2: You're very sweet? Yes, I actually will.
Speaker 8: Yeah, a strawberry or golden cherry.
Speaker 2: Golden cherry.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was mixed, the mix of the two.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 8: It's like a half and half. There were fifteen golden
Speaker 8: cherries and fifteen strawberries.
Speaker 7: I think golden cherry, that's perfect.
Speaker 2: One sure, ye, strawberry, and we don't we.
Speaker 8: My suggestion is you got to put ice in there.
Speaker 8: I do like a nalgen bottle with ice. And then
Speaker 8: I also put in like a little bit of extra salt.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, because like the salt helps you from cramping.
Speaker 8: And it's like, you know, it's like the hydration. There's
Speaker 8: no science behind us. There's truly no fucking science at all.
Speaker 8: I might as well be like saying, here are some
Speaker 8: good crystals. But I like, maybe just for flavor, I
Speaker 8: put in like a little bit of extra salt. Sometimes
Speaker 8: it's like too sweet or too like fake sweet. Oh yeah,
Speaker 8: So just in case, I would say, thrown a little
Speaker 8: extra salt, shake it up with the ice. If you
Speaker 8: don't like the flavor, the coldness kind of like takes
Speaker 8: away from the flavor. You know, it'll just taste of cold.
Speaker 2: And I should save this for post exertion.
Speaker 8: I think you want to do one of the one
Speaker 8: of the big things about hydration is you want to
Speaker 8: make sure you're hydrating up to the event and also during. Okay,
Speaker 8: so you want to drink a lot of water beforehand,
Speaker 8: but also I usually like throw that in in the middle.
Speaker 7: I've been also taking protein powder right before I go
Speaker 7: to bed.
Speaker 2: Is that right or wrong?
Speaker 3: The doctor?
Speaker 8: I think no, excuse me, Oh, I'm so I went
Speaker 8: to the theater school for doctors. I believe that you
Speaker 8: were supposed to take roteine powder more towards like a
Speaker 8: post exercise.
Speaker 2: I think you are right.
Speaker 8: I don't know that, like I don't know that your
Speaker 8: body processes it well overnight, but again, right, I will
Speaker 8: reluctantly agree.
Speaker 2: I think that I am.
Speaker 7: I think you are right, and I still I take
Speaker 7: it beforehand just as motivation to not get into my
Speaker 7: exercise clothes and then just sit on my couch once
Speaker 7: I take my little pill that's supposed to make me strong,
Speaker 7: and like, well now I have to know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I'm doing. You just eating
Speaker 8: the raw ass powder.
Speaker 2: Oh they're little pills, are they really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like a muscle guy like testosterone. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: just I bought them because I thought they would motivate me.
Speaker 8: I love it. Yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, this
Speaker 8: was so fun.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for being a guest on the show.
Speaker 3: For real.
Speaker 6: I was so excited when I saw your name because
Speaker 6: I listened to your episode that you did with Bridger
Speaker 6: and I said no gifts and it was so funny
Speaker 6: and I was like, that's cool that he did that.
Speaker 6: And then I saw you on ours, and I was like,
Speaker 6: oh my god, this is the greatest.
Speaker 8: I mean, this like it came. And I was like,
Speaker 8: I think one of the things having been on like
Speaker 8: some podcasts in the past where it ends up as
Speaker 8: being like, hey, so now that you're here in my
Speaker 8: back office, right, just tell me everything. And I didn't
Speaker 8: like this seems like it's like such a good bit,
Speaker 8: like let's go run an errand let drive around for
Speaker 8: a minute. That just seems like such a fun thing
Speaker 8: to do.
Speaker 3: So it's as true for it's a true hang.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a true hang. I really appreciate it. Yeah,
Speaker 8: thank you guys.
Speaker 7: And I and I'm sorry I didn't say hi at
Speaker 7: the golf thing we were at.
Speaker 8: I'll lose my number.
Speaker 2: It's next time. No, I've already got it. It's in
Speaker 2: my phone. I'll see at Roosevelt.
Speaker 8: All right, I'll see you guys later.
Speaker 2: Thanks, thank you, thank you so much. You was great.
Speaker 3: He's so great.
Speaker 7: I know, I just want to say, and I like
Speaker 7: that sweater. I should have told him, I'm gonna go
Speaker 7: tell him that was.
Speaker 3: Such a youth sweater.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: And he had a big old mustache, did he You didn't.
Speaker 2: See why isn't he my friend?
Speaker 7: We could golf together and talk about our mustache and
Speaker 7: our sweaters.
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