Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: February twenty fifth, two thousand and nine from Comedy Central's
Speaker 2: World News headquarters in New York.
Speaker 1: This is the Daily Show with John Stewart. Let's begin
Speaker 1: with a big story.
Speaker 3: Last night, President Barack Obama's not State of the Union address. Yes,
Speaker 3: the president's first speech to a joint session of Congress
Speaker 3: after being sworn in is not technically a State of
Speaker 3: the Union address, which is nice because this is probably
Speaker 3: one year that you do not want to complete the
Speaker 3: sentence the State of the Union is. But o those
Speaker 3: times are tough, it's still important to make an entrance.
Speaker 4: The President of the United States.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, here it comes hat on, am brother.
Speaker 1: It's nice to see a hip, nice tie. Oh damn,
Speaker 1: what's up, homes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh oh it's you.
Speaker 5: Oh I see you.
Speaker 3: He looks like.
Speaker 1: He noticed me.
Speaker 3: Actually, A hilar had given Obama heads up that she'd
Speaker 3: be the one wearing the.
Speaker 1: Retina searing coat.
Speaker 3: Although Obama was greeted warmly, the knight's speech was no
Speaker 3: small task. Obama's challenge would be to convey to the
Speaker 3: American public the sobering realities of our current situation. While
Speaker 3: maintaining an optimistic tone for the future, all while desperately, desperately,
Speaker 3: desperately trying not to turn around for a quick game
Speaker 3: of Whack a mole. Interesting fact about Nancy Pelosi, she
Speaker 3: is one eighth gopher on her father's side.
Speaker 1: So how to Obama do?
Speaker 5: We are living through difficult and uncertain times.
Speaker 6: Our economy is in crisis. We import more oil today
Speaker 6: than ever before. Credit has stopped flowing. The price of
Speaker 6: tuition is higher than ever. Half of the students who
Speaker 6: begin college never finish.
Speaker 1: Sobering reality check and the hope part.
Speaker 6: I pledged to cut the deficit in half by the
Speaker 6: end of my first term in office. This plan will
Speaker 6: save or create three point five million jobs. By twenty twenty,
Speaker 6: America will once again have the highest proportion of college
Speaker 6: graduates in the world. We will double this nation's supply
Speaker 6: of renewable energy in the next three years. Our recovery
Speaker 6: plan will invest in electronic health records and new technology.
Speaker 1: The United States of America.
Speaker 5: Will emerge stronger than before.
Speaker 3: All Right, hope, there you go, nice agenda, solid, confident, Definitely,
Speaker 3: health care.
Speaker 6: Reform cannot win. It must not wait, and it will
Speaker 6: not wait another year.
Speaker 3: Okay, easy there, fellow, Let's just let's keep our feet
Speaker 3: on the ground here.
Speaker 6: Let's just cure for cancer in our time.
Speaker 1: What are you a wizard? Slow down? What's next?
Speaker 5: You want the moon?
Speaker 7: Just say the word and I'll throw a glasshole around
Speaker 7: it and plug down.
Speaker 1: Yeah bye. By two thousand, by to by.
Speaker 3: By twenty and ten, we'll have shit of buns that
Speaker 3: make you skinnier. Twenty twelve, we'll have a boner pill
Speaker 3: that that gives you a four hour erection that you
Speaker 3: don't have to notify your doctor about. Now, get out
Speaker 3: of here.
Speaker 1: Zoo zoo.
Speaker 3: What makes you think this in any way, shape or form,
Speaker 3: mister President could happen.
Speaker 1: This is America.
Speaker 6: We don't do what's easy. We do what's necessary.
Speaker 1: Have you met America? Have you been to him? We
Speaker 1: don't do what's easy, We do it.
Speaker 3: You know what eplurbu means easy and unnecessary. We're the
Speaker 3: people who invented the rumba because the other automatic machine
Speaker 3: we invented to clean the floor made you do this.
Speaker 1: This was too much.
Speaker 3: This is a popular exercise in our country. We invented this.
Speaker 3: This is real. It's called bacon. Ai'se it's bacon combined
Speaker 3: with mayonnaise.
Speaker 1: For people who.
Speaker 3: Want heart disease but are too lazy to actually make
Speaker 3: the bacon. So in your little plan there, if you're
Speaker 3: wondering whether to go with necessary or easy, I'd go
Speaker 3: with easy.
Speaker 6: Working households in America will receive a tax cut.
Speaker 1: CEOs won't be able to use.
Speaker 6: Taxpayer money to pad their paychecks, or buy fancy drapes
Speaker 6: or disappear on a private jet.
Speaker 1: Those days are over.
Speaker 3: That He's good news for taxpayers and bad news for
Speaker 3: Armando's house of fancily draped private jets. Good you think
Speaker 3: Armando would put a shirt on, you know, in the
Speaker 3: private jet.
Speaker 1: Business, but apparently not. Now.
Speaker 3: With Obama's speech still ringing in America's ears, it was
Speaker 3: time for the Republican response.
Speaker 1: Luckily they had just a man for the job.
Speaker 4: Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindall, very popular up and comer in
Speaker 4: the Republican Party.
Speaker 2: He's been sort of the rising star de facto head
Speaker 2: of the Republican Party. He's being talked about for a
Speaker 2: possible run at the White House.
Speaker 3: Who ride, big Republican rising star, the GOP's very own
Speaker 3: Shia lib Wulf.
Speaker 7: Good evening and happy Marty gram Who's that?
Speaker 1: Where? Where have I seen that before?
Speaker 5: It's a beautiful day in this.
Speaker 7: New quiver of beautiful day for a neighbor.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: I saw that in my childhood. But of course there's
Speaker 3: the governor of Louisiana. He's not going to talk to
Speaker 3: us like some besweatered friend of the trolley people.
Speaker 7: We place our hope in you, the American people. The
Speaker 7: lead is by empowering you, the American people. I visited
Speaker 7: Sheriff Harry Lee. He was literally yelling into the follow well,
Speaker 7: I'm the sheriff, and if you don't like it, you
Speaker 7: can come and arrest me. Congressman Jentle's here and he
Speaker 7: says you can come and arrest him too. We believe
Speaker 7: that Americans can do anything.
Speaker 3: Can we have candy for dinner? I believe that I
Speaker 3: can do anything. I want to be an astronaut that
Speaker 3: kills and eats firemen.
Speaker 7: As a child, I remember going to the grocery store
Speaker 7: with my dad growing up in India. He had seen
Speaker 7: extreme poverty. As we walked through the aisles, looking at
Speaker 7: the endless variety on the shelves, he would tell me
Speaker 7: Bobby Americans can do anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we covered that bacon eise American can do anything,
Speaker 3: and I mean anything, like, say, I don't know the
Speaker 3: same great taste of bacon and mayonnaise in a Baconai's light.
Speaker 3: They actually make a Baconai's light half of fat.
Speaker 1: It is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: You know how I like to have bacon AI's light,
Speaker 3: and I really I can't resist it. I like to
Speaker 3: have it with a pancake wrapped in a sausage on
Speaker 3: a stick.
Speaker 1: I choose the I choose the blueberry.
Speaker 3: Pancake on thee on a stick because I'm kind of
Speaker 3: a health not but uh, that's what I like to do.
Speaker 1: I like to No, don't make man.
Speaker 3: I say something to the makers of baconaise. I know
Speaker 3: we've mentioned your product a lot on the show tonight.
Speaker 1: Don't send us any more of it. I can't even believe.
Speaker 1: I think my tongue just took a.
Speaker 3: Sh Jindall's task was not an easy one. You see,
Speaker 3: with Barack Obama making such a compelling case or an
Speaker 3: active federal government, Jindall had to tell America why he
Speaker 3: thought that that allows the idea.
Speaker 7: Today in Washington, some are promising that government or rescue
Speaker 7: us from the economic storms raging all around us. Those
Speaker 7: of us who lived through Hurricane Katrina, we have our doubts.
Speaker 3: So because the Republican administration screwed the pooch, a democratic
Speaker 3: administration shouldn't even try. What other lessons did Katrina teach you?
Speaker 7: Their legislation is larded with wasteful spending and includes one
Speaker 7: hundred and forty mill million dollars for something called volcano monitoring.
Speaker 3: So your other lesson from Katrina is what good could
Speaker 3: possibly come from monitoring for potential natural disasters?
Speaker 1: Who cares about LoVa? That's it's like a Levy over topping.
Speaker 1: It'll never happen.
Speaker 2: Marks Firts, twenty seventeen, Comedy Central's World News headquarters in
Speaker 2: New York. This is The Daily Show with Trevor no.
Speaker 8: Last night's Donald Trump gave his first speech to Congress
Speaker 8: as presidents, and unlike he's inauguration, everyone showed up. Bernie
Speaker 8: was there and unfortunately so us Ted Cruz.
Speaker 5: Mcconne. Yeah, Miss McConnell was there, And it doesn't mean
Speaker 5: it's just me.
Speaker 9: Does Miss McConnell always look like he's seeing the end
Speaker 9: of the world, Like look at it. This is his face, Like,
Speaker 9: that's the kind of face you make the first time
Speaker 9: you see your parents having sex. Anyway, everyone was gathered
Speaker 9: in the capital to hear the president speak, and from
Speaker 9: the start you knew it was going to be a
Speaker 9: special night because not only did Trump seem to enjoy
Speaker 9: relating to humans, he even wore a non red tie lauder.
Speaker 5: Day will show you things, huh. And then he went
Speaker 5: to the podium, he's a gentlemen.
Speaker 8: Your menu for the night, I recommend the taco bowl.
Speaker 5: Yes, and guys, I gotta say the tie, don't lie.
Speaker 8: The speech got off to a good and unexpected starts.
Speaker 10: As we mark the conclusion of our celebration of Black
Speaker 10: History Month, we are reminded of our nation's path towards
Speaker 10: civil rights and the work that still remains to be done.
Speaker 10: Recent threats.
Speaker 8: Wow, I don't know about you, but I didn't see
Speaker 8: that coming. I bet most black people didn't see that coming.
Speaker 5: It felt like the moonlight Oscar all over again, Like.
Speaker 1: Yo, for real.
Speaker 5: Oh and you know all those recent hate crimes he's been.
Speaker 8: Taking heat for about not talking about, Well, he talked
Speaker 8: about them.
Speaker 10: Recent threats targeting Jewish community centers and vandalism of Jewish cemeteries,
Speaker 10: as well as last week shooting in Kansas City, remind
Speaker 10: us that while we may be a nation divided on policies,
Speaker 10: we are a country that stands united in condemning hate
Speaker 10: and evil in all of its very ugly forums.
Speaker 5: It all makes sense now.
Speaker 8: Trump wasn't avoiding condemned those acts.
Speaker 5: He was just saving it for a special occasion.
Speaker 8: It's like hate crime lingerie, because come on, let's be honest.
Speaker 5: If he condemned hate crimes all the time, we'd be like,
Speaker 5: it's just not that hot anymore. Oh, and you know
Speaker 5: how he's.
Speaker 8: Been alienating all of our Muslim allies.
Speaker 5: That's over too.
Speaker 11: I directed the Department of Defense to develop a plan
Speaker 11: to demolish and destroy Isis. We will work with our allies,
Speaker 11: including our friends and allies in the Muslim world, to
Speaker 11: extinguish this vile enemy from our planet.
Speaker 5: Guys, don't tell me that speech wasn't great.
Speaker 8: Trump said friends and Muslims in the same sentence.
Speaker 5: In the same set.
Speaker 8: The only time you'd expect Trump to say Muslims and
Speaker 8: friends in the same sentence would be like if he
Speaker 8: was like friends, let's get those Muslims or it would
Speaker 8: be go bum those Muslims want to watch friends.
Speaker 5: But not with this speech.
Speaker 8: I mean, just look at how proud he two dads,
Speaker 8: Mike Pence and Paul Ryan were standing there in their
Speaker 8: identical outfits.
Speaker 5: Who weren't better, guys, be honest, who aren't better?
Speaker 12: Whoa?
Speaker 1: Whoa?
Speaker 8: I mean, that's that's that's not a fair competition. Paul
Speaker 8: Ryan would look better than Mike Pence in anything, even
Speaker 8: Mike Pencer's hair.
Speaker 5: He probably that looks good. I'm not gonna find that
Speaker 5: looks good ready does guys?
Speaker 8: Last night's speech was pretty good. And you know what,
Speaker 8: if the speech were presidents, America wouldn't have so much
Speaker 8: to worry about. Unfortunately, the speech and the man reading
Speaker 8: the speech have nothing in common. For example, Trump's promise
Speaker 8: to help.
Speaker 5: Black people, or as he calls them, inner.
Speaker 10: Cities, our neglected inner cities, We'll see a rebirth of hope, safety,
Speaker 10: and opportunity.
Speaker 5: Now you see that that sounds great.
Speaker 8: It definitely sounds a lot better for black people than
Speaker 8: what Trump's attorney general and part time hobbit.
Speaker 5: Jeff Sessions is actually doing.
Speaker 8: Because while Trump's playing nice nice, Sessions has decided to
Speaker 8: pull back on all federal investigations into police brutality.
Speaker 5: In fact, Jeff Sessions give so few fits about civil rights.
Speaker 5: He made this decision.
Speaker 8: Without even reading the Justice Department reports on police violence.
Speaker 5: In both Chicago and Ferguson.
Speaker 8: It's true, he said he knows what they're about because
Speaker 8: he read the summary, which.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry people is booted.
Speaker 8: It's like someone saying they hate waffle House because of
Speaker 8: the smell when they walk past the restaurants.
Speaker 1: Shame on.
Speaker 5: You eat the food, then throw up like the rest
Speaker 5: of us. You don't prejudge people, just don't do it.
Speaker 8: All of the things President Trump said don't seem to
Speaker 8: match up with what he's doing. Take the censerpiece of
Speaker 8: his economic plan, tax reform.
Speaker 10: My economic team is developing historic tax reform. We will
Speaker 10: provide massive tax relief for the middle class.
Speaker 8: Now that sounds amazing, especially if you're a billionaire, because
Speaker 8: you see Trump's actual proposed tax plans won't help the
Speaker 8: middle class as advertised, because if you read the fine print,
Speaker 8: you'll see that the taxes will actually go up for
Speaker 8: most single parents' households, and married couples with three or
Speaker 8: more children, and on average, middle class households would get
Speaker 8: a two percent cut, or about a thousand bucks.
Speaker 5: But meanwhile, the super.
Speaker 8: Rich would get a thirteen percent tax cut, more like
Speaker 8: two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: That's people like Warren Buffett.
Speaker 8: You realize, through tax plans proposed by Trump, Warren Buffett
Speaker 8: stands to gain twenty nine billion dollars twenty nine billion.
Speaker 8: Warren Buffett does not need twenty nine more billion dollars.
Speaker 5: He's even giving the money away. He's busy, like I
Speaker 5: don't want it. Take more, take more, and it's coming
Speaker 5: back more. This guy's got boomerang cash.
Speaker 9: Take them U that said, Papa, I'll try to give
Speaker 9: it away.
Speaker 1: I was trying to give it away. What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Trump?
Speaker 5: How are you gonna give Warren Buffett more money?
Speaker 8: Warren Buffett needs more money the way Hemsworth needs more abs.
Speaker 5: Like that is not something he needs. Sorry? Where was I? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: If last night was the first time you heard from
Speaker 8: Donald Trump, first of all, welcome to Earth, you should
Speaker 8: probably leave. And secondly, you would think, judging by his speech,
Speaker 8: that his administration would be cleaner than a freshly bleached anus.
Speaker 10: We have begun to drain the swamp of government corruption
Speaker 10: by imposing a five year ban on lobbying by executive
Speaker 10: branch officials.
Speaker 5: Are you being serious?
Speaker 8: Trump's cabinets is packed with oil and finance executives. Of course,
Speaker 8: they don't need to lobby anymore now they run the
Speaker 8: guy government.
Speaker 5: That's a novel way to deal with the issue.
Speaker 8: It's like you have a raccoon problem and the animal
Speaker 8: control solves it by saying, all right, it all worked out.
Speaker 5: We sold your house to the raccoon. Now you rant
Speaker 5: from the raccoon.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 5: Problem solved.
Speaker 8: Honestly, at some point, at some point, it felt like
Speaker 8: Trump was just straight up trolling us.
Speaker 10: My administration wants to work with members of both parties
Speaker 10: to promote clean.
Speaker 1: Air and clean water. Gett here, man, are you.
Speaker 5: Promote clean air and water?
Speaker 8: Trump literally that morning dismantled a bunch of water protection rules.
Speaker 8: And that's after he allowed minds to dump coal ash
Speaker 8: into streams, which who in their right mind, like, who
Speaker 8: in their right mind thinks that's a good idea? Why
Speaker 8: would you let people dump coal ash into streams? Nothing
Speaker 8: good can come from drinking coal ash except for maybe
Speaker 8: Now we'll definitely know who far.
Speaker 5: That's the only thing.
Speaker 8: They'd be like, it was you, justin you left behind
Speaker 8: a tooth cloud, my friend, we know.
Speaker 1: It was you.
Speaker 8: Everything in the speech, climate justice, middle class corruption, This
Speaker 8: whole speech was a giant decoy for what Trump's actually doing.
Speaker 5: You know what it was like.
Speaker 8: It was like in one of those heist movies. You know,
Speaker 8: while the fake blue tie Donald Trump was distracting us
Speaker 8: with his speech, the real Trump was behind the scenes
Speaker 8: pulling off the hit job. And instead of noticing it,
Speaker 8: we're like those dumb security guards watching the security cameras,
Speaker 8: going if something seem off to you, Hey, wait a
Speaker 8: minute now, No, we're all good. He's wearing the blue
Speaker 8: tie last night was.
Speaker 5: Slicker than any Ocean's eleven movie.
Speaker 8: In fact, we thought about him, were like, it would
Speaker 8: make a great movie on its own.
Speaker 13: A presidency. They said he'd never win, an address, they
Speaker 13: said he'd never give, And now Donald Trump is about
Speaker 13: to pull off the greatest heist of all time. With
Speaker 13: a little help from the real Donald Trump.
Speaker 12: We know that America is better off.
Speaker 8: Everything good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's looking presidential and he's.
Speaker 13: Coming for all of it.
Speaker 1: America water.
Speaker 10: My administration wants to remote clean air and clean water,
Speaker 10: America's money, historic tax reform, it will be a big,
Speaker 10: big cut.
Speaker 13: And America's civility.
Speaker 10: The time for trivial fights is behind us.
Speaker 13: When there's a job to be done, well done, there's
Speaker 13: only wonders and you can rely on inside tan in
Speaker 13: theaters for the next four years. If you're lucky, we'll
Speaker 13: be right back.
Speaker 8: Today marks the end of President Joe Biden's first one
Speaker 8: hundred days in office, which is the period where every
Speaker 8: president tries to get their big things done.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 8: FDR introduced the New Deal, Ronald Reagan rolled back the
Speaker 8: Welfare State, and Bill Clinton installed that stripper poll in
Speaker 8: the Situation Room. And to celebrate the occasion, last night,
Speaker 8: Joe Biden delivered his first address to Congress. Yes, for
Speaker 8: hundreds of years, Joe Biden has sat and watched other
Speaker 8: presidents give speeches to Congress, but now it was his turn.
Speaker 8: And of course, thanks to COVID, things looked a little
Speaker 8: different than usual last night.
Speaker 5: Instead of a full chamber.
Speaker 8: They just had a few people scattered around and looked
Speaker 8: like the lights just came on in a porno theater.
Speaker 5: But still the big name showed up.
Speaker 8: Chuck Schumer was there ready to trip any insurrectionists that
Speaker 8: broke in. The second dude was in attendance, signaling a
Speaker 8: runner to steal second base, I think, and in a
Speaker 8: historic moment, Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi became the first
Speaker 8: all email duoever to get front row seats to a
Speaker 8: president's bullspot. But of course, the star of the Knights
Speaker 8: was President's Joseph Rokubiden, who used the Knights to present
Speaker 8: America with a very ambitious agenda.
Speaker 14: America is moving moving forward, but we can't stop now.
Speaker 14: Let's raise the minimum ways to fifteen dollars. Let's lower
Speaker 14: deductibles for working families on the Affordable Care and Affordable
Speaker 14: Care Act, and let's lower prescription drug costs. Four additional
Speaker 14: years of public education every person in America access to quality,
Speaker 14: affordable childcare. Rebuild trust between law enforcement and the people
Speaker 14: they serve. The country supports immigration reform. We should act
Speaker 14: replacing one hundred percent of the nation's led pipes and
Speaker 14: service line. Need to ban on assaul weapons and high
Speaker 14: capacity magazines. With the plans outlined to night, we have
Speaker 14: a real chance to root out systemic racism that plagues America.
Speaker 14: Let's end cancer as we know it. It's within our power.
Speaker 5: It's within our power to do it. Wow, ending racism
Speaker 5: and cancer. Biden is dreaming big.
Speaker 8: I mean I half expected him to go, you know what,
Speaker 8: We're going to Mars right now.
Speaker 5: Get in and get in the rocket.
Speaker 8: Everyone, there's a rocket outside everyone, We're going to Mars
Speaker 8: right now. And by the way, for someone who people
Speaker 8: think of as the moderates, this agenda was hella progressive,
Speaker 8: free college, free childcare. I mean, you'd think that Bernie
Speaker 8: was just off screen, you know, with these fists like
Speaker 8: don't you never forget about student that Joe Biden, or
Speaker 8: I'm gonna show ninety nine.
Speaker 5: Percent of this first up your eyes.
Speaker 8: But I guess this is the energy that people always
Speaker 8: bring to a new job, you know. Joe Biden's got
Speaker 8: that new job enthusiasm which always fades over time, you know,
Speaker 8: And right now he's like, I'm changing everything, and like
Speaker 8: a year or so from now, his.
Speaker 5: Top priority, top priority.
Speaker 8: Is going to be angling his computer monitor so no
Speaker 8: one can see he's watching Outlander now. Of course, Biden
Speaker 8: will only be able to get any of this done
Speaker 8: if he can win over the country. But if the
Speaker 8: only people he needs to persuade are liberals on CNN
Speaker 8: and MSNBC.
Speaker 5: Well, then, my friends, he's got this thing in the bag.
Speaker 4: Every single sentence had a very clear point to it,
Speaker 4: and every line of it had that Biden humility, and
Speaker 4: it was bracing to hear a speech delivered at times
Speaker 4: by a whisper. His use of voice modulation was rather extraordinary.
Speaker 10: It was amazing to be able to have a conversational tone,
Speaker 10: almost as if he were channeling a FDR fireside chat.
Speaker 1: It's really beautiful.
Speaker 5: I mean it was beautiful.
Speaker 1: It is so personal, it's so inmate.
Speaker 14: And his voice that kind of grandfatherly whispery voice.
Speaker 8: Wow, Okay, I like how the news went from we
Speaker 8: got to hold those in power account.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 8: He's just like my grandpa.
Speaker 5: I love him so much.
Speaker 8: Also, grandfathers are not really known for whispering that they're
Speaker 8: going to end systemic racism. In fact, usually grandfathers are whispering.
Speaker 5: I think the bus driver is a Puerto Rican.
Speaker 8: Unfortunately for Joe Biden, the entire country is not made
Speaker 8: up of liberal pundits. There are also conservatives and they
Speaker 8: were just a little less excited.
Speaker 1: It was an odd speech.
Speaker 12: Other than someone who believes deeply that a socialist vision
Speaker 12: of America, a big government vision of America, is what
Speaker 12: the American people want.
Speaker 5: Joe Biden scared the hell out of may deny it.
Speaker 8: He looked weak as commander in chief, and he embraced socialism.
Speaker 12: The words of this speech sounded like what you would
Speaker 12: hear from a fifteen year old if he gave him
Speaker 12: a credit card with no credit limit on it, except
Speaker 12: the words came out of the mouth as an adult
Speaker 12: who should know better.
Speaker 10: Republican Senator Marsha Blackburn tweeted, you know who else likes
Speaker 10: universal daycare with a to a nineteen seventy four newspaper
Speaker 10: article about daycare in the Soviet Union.
Speaker 8: Okay, people, Even if Stalin gave people free daycare, that
Speaker 8: is not what made him.
Speaker 5: Stalin a right.
Speaker 8: No one who ever suffered through his regime was like
Speaker 8: the film and the Ghoulags.
Speaker 5: They would have bild enough. But he also gave althoys
Speaker 5: to kids. That was the worst.
Speaker 8: And at this point worlwys know that no matter what
Speaker 8: Democrats suggest, Republicans are gonna say a socialist.
Speaker 5: This has become a game. Now everything they do is socialist.
Speaker 5: Every socialist socialists, But.
Speaker 8: Ironically, it's never socialism when Republicans want to give money
Speaker 8: to big oil companies or help farmers in the Midwest, No,
Speaker 8: that's not socialism. These politicians are like sports fans. Now,
Speaker 8: you know, it's always a foul. When it's the other team,
Speaker 8: that's a foul. Come on, ref, that's a foul. He
Speaker 8: did the look did you see how he looked at him.
Speaker 8: That's a foul.
Speaker 5: Come on, ref, do something.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, your guy just shot the opponents.
Speaker 8: Hey, you know what, buddy, it's a context.
Speaker 5: Man up.
Speaker 8: So look, it's not surprising that conservatives are unhappy with
Speaker 8: Biden's progressive proposals, but that wasn't their only complaints. No,
Speaker 8: Biden's speech didn't just make them angry, it also made
Speaker 8: them tired.
Speaker 7: Boy, that was a dull, lifeless, boring speech.
Speaker 5: It's like it's a corpse. I mean, you can't, you can't.
Speaker 5: It's unwatchable. It was so boring.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to, you know, where there's the original
Speaker 2: watch in this thing to go to sleep.
Speaker 3: It was one of the most dull speeches that I've ever.
Speaker 4: Seen Republican leader in the House. That would be mister
Speaker 4: McCarthy of California. This whole thing could have just been
Speaker 4: an email.
Speaker 10: And then of course we get shots of Ted CRU's
Speaker 10: sleeping in the audience.
Speaker 8: You see that Ted Cruise was so bored at that
Speaker 8: speech that he fell asleep. And I know what you're
Speaker 8: thinking right now. You think I'm going to say something like.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's weird. I thought lizards slept with their eyes open.
Speaker 8: But I'm not going to say that because honestly, that
Speaker 8: was the most relatable thing that Ted Cruz has ever done.
Speaker 5: Because that's me was boring.
Speaker 8: And when you consider that almost none of Biden's goals
Speaker 8: are actually going to get past Congress. I mean, we
Speaker 8: basically just listen to an old man talk for an
Speaker 8: hour about his dreams. But also, a policy speech is
Speaker 8: just a set of directions for where the president wants
Speaker 8: to take the country, and in a way, directions are
Speaker 8: supposed to be boring. I mean, you don't want Google
Speaker 8: maps like you know what'll be crazy is if you
Speaker 8: drove into that lake.
Speaker 5: Do it, bitch, do it now, just do it? Just
Speaker 5: drive into the lake, dude.
Speaker 8: In fact, if it were up to me, these wouldn't
Speaker 8: even be speeches.
Speaker 5: He just printed out let the people read it.
Speaker 8: I mean, when did we decide that you can only
Speaker 8: judge a policy proposal based on how entertaining the performance
Speaker 8: of it is. Well, I'll bet that even if it
Speaker 8: was printed, the haters would just bitch about the font.
Speaker 8: Oh really, times new Roman and he didn't even use
Speaker 8: one emoji.
Speaker 5: Worst address ever.
Speaker 8: But until then, we can't have people falling asleep in
Speaker 8: the middle of Biden's speeches. And it's safe to say
Speaker 8: that Biden's not going to get any more energy anytime soon.
Speaker 8: So maybe, just maybe, all he needs is someone to
Speaker 8: hype him up.
Speaker 14: Independent experts estimate the American jobs will add millions of
Speaker 14: jobs and trillions of dollars to economic growth in the
Speaker 14: years to come.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, give it up with that economic growth people?
Speaker 2: Do you know what TD people?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't be get it with another one job.
Speaker 14: This is the largest jobs planned since World War Two,
Speaker 14: creates jobs to upgrade our transportation infrastructure.
Speaker 1: That's right, it's infrastructive town people. No roof, no roof, no.
Speaker 8: Roofers, all fire up, which means we got to build
Speaker 8: another roof with sustainable.
Speaker 5: Materials and maybe use some solar panels.
Speaker 14: Y'all GE's what we're doing, right, Joe America. Stand up
Speaker 14: the unfair trade practices and undercut American workers and American
Speaker 14: industries like subsidies from state to state owned operations and enterprises,
Speaker 14: and the theft of American technology and know show property.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever he said. Yo, Man, I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: Joe Man.
Speaker 8: I'm trying, man, but this is you know, the energy,
Speaker 8: and I don't have my men thoughs right now.
Speaker 5: You gotta loose. This is how sorry man, I tried.
Speaker 5: Joe I tried.
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