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Speaker 1: me a fake COVID positive test like text, and I

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Speaker 1: changed the names at the NHS. This is a woman

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Speaker 1: that's going viral because of how she got out of

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Speaker 1: an awkward first date. Then I went down and I

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Speaker 1: was like from the toilet and I was like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, look that's a positive. And he was like,

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Speaker 1: what you can do, and I was like, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to ask to get hime testing positive for COVID,

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Speaker 1: a fake positive test for COVID to get out of

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Speaker 1: a first date in case of emergency table show. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever had a very awkward first date? I'm sure

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Speaker 1: a lot of people have. If you do text in

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Speaker 1: four to one oh six one calls up eighty eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. But I asked

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Speaker 1: the question because there's a trend of servers revealing the

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Speaker 1: most awkward dates that they've ever seen while working. And

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Speaker 1: being a server is awesome sometimes because you do get

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Speaker 1: to see some of the most awkward things. Ever, when

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Speaker 1: it comes to people dating from this point of view, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you also get to write your own story. Like you're

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Speaker 1: sitting here, sitting over in the corner and you're like,

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Speaker 1: you're talking about this and I'm talking about that. Here's

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Speaker 1: one of the stories that somebody shared about one of

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Speaker 1: the most awkward first dates they ever dealt with as

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Speaker 1: a service. As I worked at a server at an

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Speaker 1: upscale restaurant in New York City, a couple in their

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Speaker 1: mid forties came in and were clearly elated to be

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Speaker 1: in there on a date. And they ordered a really

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Speaker 1: expensive bottle of wine immediately, and I asked if they

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Speaker 1: were celebrating something, and they gushed that they had finally

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Speaker 1: decided to cheat on their spouses tonight. Wow, they were

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Speaker 1: going to a hotel right after dinner. Oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: what do you say? Congratulation? Yeah? Sweet? Which you also

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Speaker 1: like a pie or something just like a pie, like

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Speaker 1: a birthday cake thing. I don't know what do you

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Speaker 1: get for someone who's just decided to cheat? You sing

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Speaker 1: for that's just saying that out loud, and then also

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Speaker 1: being like, and I'm going to the hotel. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: Well I don't need to know all that, and you

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Speaker 1: know exactly what we're going to do with the hotel here,

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Speaker 1: I've gone out diagrams. It's been a lot since we've

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Speaker 1: done this because you know we're not getting it at home,

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Speaker 1: so we've been talking about it for a years. They're

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Speaker 1: so excited. Another story from the server about the awkward

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Speaker 1: date that they experienced was after appetizers two of the

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Speaker 1: most expensive entres, a high priced bottle of wine, and

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Speaker 1: dessert with a bottle of dom. The man on the

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Speaker 1: date said to me in front of his date, we're

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Speaker 1: on a first date. What more can I do to

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Speaker 1: guarantee I get laid tonight? Said? The girl with him

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Speaker 1: turned red and her jaw dropped. He says, I sat

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Speaker 1: the bill down and said, there's nothing you can do.

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Speaker 1: Do you imagine that I would have gotten up and

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Speaker 1: walked away if that was the girl he was depositing

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Speaker 1: all night into the bank account, I hoping he could

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Speaker 1: catch it, and at that point I just show him

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Speaker 1: see this. I'd like it sent to my house. Please

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Speaker 1: buy it, and then we'll see what happened. Another server said,

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Speaker 1: knocked out of his chair when he started having a

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Speaker 1: heart attack. He had a built into fribrillator, and I

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Speaker 1: guess that's what caused him to get knocked out of

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Speaker 1: his seat. So it like just shocked him and threw

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Speaker 1: him back out of his sight clear like, because that's

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Speaker 1: what those are right when they're in there. It's basically

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Speaker 1: like those little pads or whatever that are on your

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Speaker 1: heart all the time. So he just yeah, see what

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Speaker 1: you do to me. You're so beautiful, you stop my heart?

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Speaker 1: Can you pick me up please? Also, can you take

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Speaker 1: me to the hospital? And thinking to hurt my hand?

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Speaker 1: That's like scary and romantic, all of them. Another story

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Speaker 1: from a server about an awkward first date that they

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Speaker 1: had at their table said, a lady came in to

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Speaker 1: get a table, and she said she was expecting a

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Speaker 1: man and gave us a brief description. He showed up

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Speaker 1: about ten minutes later, and she started saying that she

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Speaker 1: knew it. He looked very surprised and scared. I took

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Speaker 1: absence they had a heated but civil exchange and the

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Speaker 1: man was married to the lady's cousin. Wow, and the

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Speaker 1: lady was also married to someone else. Apparently they've been

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Speaker 1: texting for a while and met via craigslist. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: imagine having a hostess be like, hey, man, this is

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Speaker 1: what he met. Yeah, that's great. I worked in restaurants,

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Speaker 1: it is pretty great. So time, did you see people

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Speaker 1: fair date? I'm sure I did. Yeah, definitely, I never.

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Speaker 1: I don't have any stories like these guys, But another

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Speaker 1: server said at a restaurant in Canada, a couple came

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Speaker 1: in from the USA and the man had a first

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Speaker 1: generation iPhone which hadn't even been released in Canada yet,

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Speaker 1: and the guy at the next table was so enthralled

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Speaker 1: iPhone man. They talked so much that his date got

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Speaker 1: up without saying anything and just walked out, impressed. Are

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Speaker 1: you with an iPhone? iPhone one? Can we rescut to

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Speaker 1: this date? I got to talk to this guy about

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Speaker 1: his technology iPhone man, iPhone man. Another story from a

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Speaker 1: server about an awkward date that they had said two

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Speaker 1: guys came in separately and sat at different tables by

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Speaker 1: themselves along the same wall. They were both facing the

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Speaker 1: door and clearly waiting for dates. Eventually, a woman came

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Speaker 1: in and walked up to the closest guy and sat down.

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Speaker 1: After about five minutes, the other guy, who was still

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Speaker 1: couple and said, aren't you so and so, I'm so

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Speaker 1: and so right. They introduced him. Sorry, we were supposed

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Speaker 1: to be meeting. She was clearly flustered. After lots of

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Speaker 1: So she sat digging with the young guy and that

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Speaker 1: guy here either knew or didn't know awkward