1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all back a 2 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: suit on, looking back to back down, giving the mother 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:20,080 Speaker 1: like theming buck bus things and it's cob me true 4 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: good at Steve har listening to mother for Steve Harby, 5 00:00:38,200 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: I don't join joining me. Have you gotta turn hurning 6 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:43,680 Speaker 1: in them? You gotta turn to turn them out, got 7 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the water the water. Come 8 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: come on your back at it. Uh huh, I sure 9 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: will A good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, 10 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey 11 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: got a radio show. Okay, okay, here's what I want 12 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: to share with you. Stop complaining. So I had to 13 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 1: let you see how I let that one sit for 14 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 1: a second. Stop complaining. Do you realize without us even 15 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 1: thinking about it, oftentimes we just complain about stuff and 16 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:55,799 Speaker 1: it comes up in such subtle forms. Oh man, I 17 00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: can't believe his clock went off this morning. Man. I 18 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: want man, I just want a little bit more sleep, 19 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 1: and I got to get up going to this job 20 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 1: right here. Man, I don't know why they're still letting 21 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: that lady work there. Man. If they don't fire this woman, man, 22 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do. She driving me crazy. 23 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:28,399 Speaker 1: She always got something to say. I bet to day though, 24 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: the way I'm feeling right now, I bet she better 25 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: not say nothing to me today. M Yeah, yeah, because 26 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: day it today it. I'm sick of her running her mouth. 27 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: Last time she said something to me, I should have 28 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: said something to it. You know what I'm saying. I'm 29 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: just giving you a small example of how it starts 30 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 1: to snowball. Once you start to complain. It's it just 31 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 1: carries over into so many things. Man, Stop complaining about 32 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: your car, Stop complaining about your bus pass, Stop complaining 33 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: about your kids. Can't seem to get it together. Stop 34 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: complaining about your man can't seem to get it together. 35 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: Stop complaining. Stop Have you noticed? I'm just asking, have 36 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: you noticed that in all of your complaining, it has 37 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 1: provided not one solution? Oh? May you, Oh you may 38 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 1: get a person to adjust to your complaining for a 39 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: little while, but want you once we settle in, we 40 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: get right on back to whatever it is. Stop complaining. 41 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: The reason I'm telling you to stop complaining because God 42 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:52,919 Speaker 1: is able. Because God is capable, He is capable and 43 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: able of fixing anything. Capable and able of curing anything, 44 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: capable and able of allowing you to get too adjusting 45 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 1: to things, and capable and able to strengthen you to 46 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:20,719 Speaker 1: get through and change anything. But the key here is 47 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:24,840 Speaker 1: God is capable, and God is able. A lot of 48 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: times I find myself complaining because I have not used 49 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 1: my greatest asset, and that's my relationship with God. You 50 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: all have one now. You may not have nurtured it, 51 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: but you have one because God created you as his child. 52 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 1: He's available to you now. The fact that you ain't 53 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: went to him. Okay, once again, who fathers that? Stop 54 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 1: complaining until you strengthen your relationship with God and formulate 55 00:05:56,360 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: this relationship. You don't have enough weapons. You don't have 56 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:07,840 Speaker 1: enough bullets, you ain't got enough arrows, You ain't got 57 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,920 Speaker 1: a big enough shield to fight this thing called life. 58 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: It just keeps coming. Man, And unless you develop a 59 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,800 Speaker 1: relationship with God, you need a partner in all of this. 60 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: You got to have a partner. Man. You cannot get 61 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: through this thing without those this partner shield. I don't know, 62 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,600 Speaker 1: you know, maybe you got another route you're gonna take. 63 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:41,280 Speaker 1: But every successful person I know personally has a relationship 64 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 1: with God. I have some really really some people that's 65 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 1: kind of up there in the success term in terms 66 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:55,599 Speaker 1: of business and money and statue. I'm just talking about 67 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 1: that portion of success. And then I have a lot 68 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: of people who are very successful in their spiritual life, 69 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 1: who have become great men of God and women of God. 70 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,880 Speaker 1: But look at all of them, and all of them 71 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: have substantial amounts of you know, possessions and things like that. Also, 72 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 1: most successful people I know have that. Even if you 73 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: saw them never with a big lot of house and 74 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: a lot of money or stuff like that, they had 75 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 1: so much respect, so much love, so much power was 76 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 1: given them from people that their life was rich in 77 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 1: that area, you know, like a man Nu the King 78 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: or something like that, or Gandhi or somebody who lived 79 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,400 Speaker 1: their life in service, or Nelson Mandela who came out 80 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:53,119 Speaker 1: and just man, people put stuff at their feet because 81 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: of their service. So all successful people I know have that. 82 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 1: Every last one of these people that I know, they 83 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:04,240 Speaker 1: have lationship with God. They used the tool that was 84 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 1: available to them to give them the strength, the bullets, 85 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 1: the arrows, the slings, the shield to fight this thing 86 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,880 Speaker 1: called life and have the most valuable partner right there by. 87 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 1: They side they heavily Father God, because he will help 88 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: you get through this thing called life. Man, Stop complaining 89 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: so much. Stop complaining all the time. It's not fixing anything. 90 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 1: Why don't you do yourself a favor and strengthen your 91 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,360 Speaker 1: relationship with God? Why don't you do that? You ever 92 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,079 Speaker 1: thought that that could be the problem? Man? Why can 93 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 1: I never get over? Well? You have not because you 94 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 1: ask not? Man, how come I always got problems? Well? 95 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,640 Speaker 1: You keep trying to solve them yourself and taking them 96 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: to your friends. Can you keep trying to do them 97 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 1: with your own thought process? Who are you? I keep 98 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 1: telling you, man, you gotta get it together with God. 99 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 1: You gotta quit tripping. You're going through stuff you ain't 100 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:59,600 Speaker 1: got no business going through. And if it's you going 101 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: through some im over and over and over and over 102 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,720 Speaker 1: and the same problem keep coming back to bite you again. 103 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 1: All that's saying is you still ain't strengthen your relationship 104 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: with God. It's your relationship. He's not gonna make you 105 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 1: have one with him. He is a perfect gentleman. He 106 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,559 Speaker 1: only comes into your life when you invite him in. 107 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 1: He don't buffalo his way in. That ain't the way 108 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 1: he worked. But for those who do invite him in, 109 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 1: they have a distinct advantage on their road to success, 110 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:35,640 Speaker 1: a distinct advantage. You can do it without him, Trust me, 111 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,920 Speaker 1: you can. How far you get. I can't promise you nothing, 112 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,720 Speaker 1: how well you handle it when you arrived there, I 113 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: can't promise you nothing. How long you're gonna stay there, 114 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:50,440 Speaker 1: I can't promise you nothing. How difficult it's going to 115 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,120 Speaker 1: be without him. I can't give you that. It's going 116 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: to be far more difficult. But you can. Something can happen, 117 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 1: and you know, receive a measure of success, and you 118 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,000 Speaker 1: think is you and this move you made, And you 119 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,360 Speaker 1: can describe it as I got lucky. I happened to 120 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,040 Speaker 1: be in the right place at the right time. I 121 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:12,960 Speaker 1: got lucky. Lucky is usually how other people describe other 122 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,640 Speaker 1: people's success. Poor, he was lucky, he was right there. Well, 123 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,520 Speaker 1: let me tell you what luck is. Luck is when 124 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: hard work bumps up into opportunity. If you've been working 125 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:26,080 Speaker 1: hard as something, an opportunity presents itself that comes a match, 126 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,640 Speaker 1: that's not luck. But now, if you haven't done that 127 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:35,200 Speaker 1: on a repetitive enough basis, that opportunity could present itself. 128 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 1: One time you got to reconnect. Stop complaining, man, come on, 129 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,559 Speaker 1: listen to me. Stop complaining. It hasn't fixed a single 130 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,359 Speaker 1: thing in your life. And if you're a chronic complainer, 131 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 1: it's because you really, really have not fixed your relationship 132 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,400 Speaker 1: with God. He'll smooth it out for you. That I 133 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,320 Speaker 1: can tell you for a fact. I know that for 134 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,000 Speaker 1: a fact. He smoved mine out. All right, let's go. 135 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:04,000 Speaker 1: You're listening to show. Ladies and gentlemen, man, have your 136 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:09,840 Speaker 1: attention please again, As was the other day and the 137 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:14,160 Speaker 1: other one and the other one. This is a Steve 138 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:19,840 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, no doubt about it. That's right, greatest 139 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:24,400 Speaker 1: morning show in the world. Show up, all time, all time. 140 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:33,280 Speaker 1: Go go go with a goat running it just a 141 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 1: bunch of honorary people. Jim Shirley, Hey, good morning Steve. 142 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:43,040 Speaker 1: And that's calling for real. What Happy birthday and good 143 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:50,680 Speaker 1: morning Steve Harvey. Everybody good? What's up? Junior man? I 144 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:55,400 Speaker 1: love you, Happy birthday, Thank you man food, Happy by 145 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 1: day to my rich chunk on top of the morning baby, 146 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:03,640 Speaker 1: Happy birthday to no man show. Glad he let me 147 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 1: leave to see another Why would he let you? Man? 148 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:14,320 Speaker 1: All you do for people, why would you get good man, 149 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 1: you ain't got to be here. Boy, man, I lost 150 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:21,120 Speaker 1: some good people in two thousand eighteen. Boys, but he 151 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: let me live, and I'm cool with it. Yeah up celebrating. Yeah, well, 152 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:29,440 Speaker 1: I'm working all day to day. But tomorrow, God willing, 153 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:37,719 Speaker 1: the celebration would begin. Marjorie insisted on it. Y'all are invited, sir, yea, though, 154 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:42,160 Speaker 1: still gonna have it. You're gonna happen though, where you're 155 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,760 Speaker 1: gonna be, Julia, I'm being climbed South Carolina. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 156 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:49,360 Speaker 1: you gotta gonna make them. I don't expect you time 157 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:53,559 Speaker 1: to be there. I'm gonna be there. What what your 158 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,840 Speaker 1: black got wife and kids? I got a whole family, boy, 159 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,160 Speaker 1: My little girl got Jack and Jill going to a 160 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,160 Speaker 1: galor got a long pointeen. I got to be looking 161 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,760 Speaker 1: at who's so? I saw the dress? Time you're gonna 162 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 1: say Jack and Jill over your own? Yeah? Provided yeah, yeah, 163 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,400 Speaker 1: you don't know how big that c Junior. You ain't 164 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:22,200 Speaker 1: got no wife and kids? Okay, God, I don't even 165 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,560 Speaker 1: understand what come with that? Yeah, I know it's God's 166 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 1: been family, Junior. He bet not come to my house. 167 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,960 Speaker 1: Not let me find out he missed the day of 168 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 1: Jack and Jill the house smoking cigars and drinking with me. 169 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,280 Speaker 1: My wife's gonna look at me crazy. Now it's gonna 170 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,200 Speaker 1: be good. Man, That's okay, it's gonna be good today. 171 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,880 Speaker 1: It's great that January seventeen, Man, Lord him much. Now 172 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:53,280 Speaker 1: I was born in nineteen fifty seven. You speak on man, 173 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,680 Speaker 1: do you hear me? Man? You look good though, and 174 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:59,520 Speaker 1: you're happy, you're young at heart, your spirits great. You 175 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:04,480 Speaker 1: know on my birth my birthday show today to celebrate it. Yes, yes, 176 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,520 Speaker 1: every word out my mouth is gonna be ignorant. Okay, 177 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm gonna I'm gonna pay homage to the 178 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:17,560 Speaker 1: gift or what your word you say. The word is homage, homage, 179 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay that. I thought it was homage I 180 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 1: did to start with it year. I thought it was homage. Well, 181 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay tribute then that God gave me, and 182 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna use it on every single line out my 183 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:37,800 Speaker 1: mouth unless I'm thinking the Lord. Ready go right after this, 184 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,160 Speaker 1: Right after this, we'll here at thirty two afters when 185 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:47,560 Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to show, all right, Steve? 186 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 1: It is your birthday. Birth day. I said that for you. 187 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,160 Speaker 1: I said the word to my grandson, little b J. 188 00:14:56,200 --> 00:15:01,840 Speaker 1: I just fought it. Oh god, that's what my luke. Okay, 189 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 1: he do it. He just say it. You don't even 190 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,600 Speaker 1: hear it. He stopped and turned around it. He'll be 191 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 1: running and here, fire one off and turn around. I 192 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 1: just fired it, turned right back around and break out. 193 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:19,600 Speaker 1: But that's how we're gonna start our show. No, I 194 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,920 Speaker 1: just sick something the morning. I just said that. I 195 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,760 Speaker 1: just told y'all just about my grandson quick tripping. All right, 196 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,520 Speaker 1: the worst thing you didn't heard? All right, So tell 197 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:33,200 Speaker 1: us your favorite birthday memory, Steve, it's your birthday. Oh 198 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:38,000 Speaker 1: I ain't. I can't. That can't be on radio. You 199 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:42,240 Speaker 1: can say on the radio. Then, well what happened? It 200 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,040 Speaker 1: can't be on the radio. I'm good call. It was 201 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:52,880 Speaker 1: so wild? Okay, how long ago was this? I know? Okaya, 202 00:15:53,200 --> 00:16:00,320 Speaker 1: that's when it's good. I'm still greatest story to me. 203 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 1: That was in the Threesome ones. Oh you didn't know. 204 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 1: I didn't like that. You didn't like that roughest, nice 205 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,840 Speaker 1: and fun life because a lot of people would think 206 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:14,120 Speaker 1: that would be a great birthday present, like your nephew's. 207 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,240 Speaker 1: Most of them are so so damn confused. What were you? 208 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 1: I don't know what to do? Whose turn is it? 209 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 1: What you keep trying to come to? You? Just keep 210 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,320 Speaker 1: I can't keep turning to the right and back to 211 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,200 Speaker 1: the left. I need to focus, he said, two kisses 212 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: here and the two kids kisses here, trying to I'm 213 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,960 Speaker 1: trying to do it. He's trying to be fair. Seven 214 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 1: eight turn over? Seriously, shall we turn over? That's really funny, 215 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:59,680 Speaker 1: he said. He was gonna embarrass everybody. You ten seconds, 216 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:08,640 Speaker 1: twenty second, sixty second turned over seconds, twenty seconds, thirty second. Six. 217 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,280 Speaker 1: I wore my ass was all work for you. You 218 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,240 Speaker 1: didn't get anything out of seven minutes. And I was 219 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:20,879 Speaker 1: exhausted doing this, right. I ain't know who turn it was. 220 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:25,280 Speaker 1: I was sitting there going, Lord, getting me out of 221 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:31,400 Speaker 1: this Lord. Un I don't know how to do that. Yeah, Timmy, Yeah, Tommy, Yeah, 222 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 1: you might know how to do it, and all that 223 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,680 Speaker 1: I don't know. I found out that day. Yeah, I'm 224 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,400 Speaker 1: a one woman man. Yeah, I love that. And that's 225 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,400 Speaker 1: how we love that about Yeah, that's how we look 226 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:48,640 Speaker 1: back the man at a time at a time. Well, wait, 227 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,879 Speaker 1: don't want to hear about the memory, the birthday memory. 228 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:55,159 Speaker 1: You can't get a kid, well another one then more recently, 229 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: well I've had, I mean, Marjorie has given me some 230 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:02,280 Speaker 1: great birthdays. Oh yeah. My sixtieth birthday was one of 231 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:07,840 Speaker 1: my favorite BET's birthday. The entire family, all of my kids, 232 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:13,560 Speaker 1: all of my grandkids, my parents, you know, you know, 233 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:18,000 Speaker 1: I call them my parents, Marjorie's mom and dad. Everybody 234 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:21,800 Speaker 1: came to Aguila and half for most of them stayed 235 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,120 Speaker 1: in the Guila at the hotel in the four seasons 236 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,679 Speaker 1: and you know, she got a boat and I was 237 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,280 Speaker 1: out on the boat. No, that was just that was 238 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,159 Speaker 1: one of my favorite birthdays. It's one of the and 239 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:36,000 Speaker 1: one of the pictures that the Shade Room picked up. Okay, 240 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 1: it was one of the most watched photographs on the 241 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,159 Speaker 1: Shade Room. It was just a black family picture of 242 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,919 Speaker 1: all of us sitting there and we really got a 243 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,000 Speaker 1: lot of great comments on the Shade Room for that. 244 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,800 Speaker 1: Of course, you know, the hater's gonna say what they say, 245 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,080 Speaker 1: but you know that don't bother me, but that that 246 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:54,399 Speaker 1: was one of the great moments for me. One of 247 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,120 Speaker 1: my famorite. Oh, let me say something haters find a way. 248 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: What is that to just hate? I mean, if I 249 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:05,040 Speaker 1: don't care what you post, you can't post nothing that 250 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,439 Speaker 1: gets everything. Like today, I'll post a happy birthday to me. 251 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,959 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something like that. Watch Oh wow, Well, 252 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Speaker 1: why wouldn't you say that to you? Some buttholder? It's 253 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:22,960 Speaker 1: try So when it's Trump's birthday, it's it's people people think. 254 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 1: It's people think that I'm a Trump supporter. It's people 255 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 1: who really think that. It's some dumbbuts out there who 256 00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 1: think because I was up at Trump Towers that I'm 257 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,479 Speaker 1: a supporter. Damn when I was up there trying to 258 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,320 Speaker 1: get right that that don't matter. You shitt to win 259 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 1: up there and you're a supporter. It's people really think 260 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:46,440 Speaker 1: I'm a Trump supporter, and I go, you cannot listen 261 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,280 Speaker 1: to my radio show and know that. But if they don't, 262 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 1: they still got that picture in their head. So it 263 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,760 Speaker 1: is what it is that don't that don't bother me 264 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:58,119 Speaker 1: no more clearly. But let me tell you something. I 265 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,640 Speaker 1: would report the story, but I don't. I don't even 266 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,240 Speaker 1: I don't even want to do it. Just sometimes man, 267 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:06,720 Speaker 1: just let it go, Just let it go. It happens. 268 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 1: Some some good stuff came out of it. I don't 269 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,080 Speaker 1: want no credit for it. I ain't got no story 270 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:14,640 Speaker 1: about it. Some good stuff came out of it, but 271 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,800 Speaker 1: I can't run the risk of going back to make 272 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,160 Speaker 1: to do it any further because of the backlash. It's 273 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,800 Speaker 1: just too severe to my family. Me, I don't care. 274 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,840 Speaker 1: But what what they did to my family I ain't appreciate. 275 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,960 Speaker 1: So it was only just let me cuss for you. 276 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:40,040 Speaker 1: I got it. I'm hand tenaya. I'm actually we're not 277 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,200 Speaker 1: gonna fight today. Okay, So give me some birthday questions. 278 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,399 Speaker 1: What you want to know every day you've ever wanted 279 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,280 Speaker 1: to know, I'm gonna answer. This is free information or 280 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 1: free facts about Steve Harvey on his birthday all day long, 281 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,480 Speaker 1: just far away. What's the first car you ever had, 282 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,679 Speaker 1: first car bought? Yeah, the first car I bought in 283 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:09,440 Speaker 1: my name was a nineteen ninety one Lexus okay, four 284 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,480 Speaker 1: hundred whatever that that was after Me and the boys, right, No, 285 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,960 Speaker 1: it wasn't know me and the boys yet it was used. Okay, 286 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,560 Speaker 1: it was nineteen ninety one. I was on Me and 287 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,480 Speaker 1: the boys in ninety three. Oh, okay. The first car 288 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,680 Speaker 1: on the lot with yeah, no, no, no, no, that 289 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,840 Speaker 1: ain't make it to it was used when I bought it. 290 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:33,720 Speaker 1: It didn't make it. I got it. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, 291 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:41,719 Speaker 1: anybody drinking? No, Steve, you got it when you were 292 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,480 Speaker 1: from answer that question? Yeah? Man? All right? And plus 293 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,879 Speaker 1: coming up next it is the nephew would run that 294 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,800 Speaker 1: prank back and we'll find out about Steve's dream car 295 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:57,720 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show coming up at the 296 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,320 Speaker 1: top of the hour and Entertainment News to Day. It's 297 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:04,680 Speaker 1: January seventeenth, it's Steve's birthday, and a host of other 298 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,840 Speaker 1: celebrities birthday today, and it's also our baby Tasha's birthday, 299 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:16,720 Speaker 1: to my car, Michelle Obama's birthday today. Huh yeah, Muhammad 300 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:22,280 Speaker 1: Muhammada Lee's birthday today. Greatness. All right, Well, we're gonna 301 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,200 Speaker 1: run down the list at the top of the hour. 302 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,920 Speaker 1: But right now, nephew Tommy is here with his prank 303 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,800 Speaker 1: phone call. But you had something you wanted to ask 304 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,080 Speaker 1: your uncle before we get into the prank, right, what 305 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,359 Speaker 1: was your dream car, Steve? What's your dream? Well? I 306 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,119 Speaker 1: got one motor, I'm gonna get. The rest of them 307 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 1: is in the in the driveway. I love it better. 308 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,720 Speaker 1: You better live your best. No, I ain't even gonna 309 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,679 Speaker 1: lie to y'all today. You know, I ain't flexing or nothing. 310 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:49,920 Speaker 1: But I think that's sixty two years old. I mean, 311 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:54,520 Speaker 1: why not? You know hard as you were to dream 312 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,000 Speaker 1: to car I've always wanted is a nineteen fifty seven 313 00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:02,399 Speaker 1: Chevy Belad drop top. Wow. All right, well on that note, um, 314 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,520 Speaker 1: let's go to the prank with the nephew. What you 315 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,359 Speaker 1: got for us today? Ness? I guess we're gonna wax 316 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:13,280 Speaker 1: that ass. That's the name. Yeah, all right, let's go. 317 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:20,800 Speaker 1: We're going from Scottsdale or whax that ass. Hello. Hello, 318 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,800 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Owen. Please, Yeah, this is on 319 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,119 Speaker 1: hi Owen. This is Ramone giving you a call um 320 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 1: where we're just confirming your appointment at eleven on Thursday, 321 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,080 Speaker 1: and I wanted to make you're a new client, so 322 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,320 Speaker 1: we wanted to make sure that you were Okay, wait 323 00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:39,280 Speaker 1: a minute froment for what you have a spa treatment 324 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:43,960 Speaker 1: scheduled m at eleven on Thursday. You did receive a 325 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,600 Speaker 1: spa treatment from your wife for Christmas? Um, but I 326 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,119 Speaker 1: don't remember being set up for anything or any appointment. Well, 327 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 1: she's made an appointment for you for eleven o'clock on 328 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,760 Speaker 1: this coming Thursdays. I'm just calling to confirm that you 329 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: would definitely be in for the salon. Well, I thought 330 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,719 Speaker 1: this was like a couple's massage or something like that. 331 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,760 Speaker 1: So what is the treatment all about? What's what do 332 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,840 Speaker 1: you guys? I don't I understand? Um, well, she's got 333 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:13,120 Speaker 1: you signed up for Let me look, she's got you 334 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:18,600 Speaker 1: signed up for us to actually wax your back in 335 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,720 Speaker 1: your buttocks on Thursday. And we actually have a special 336 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:30,280 Speaker 1: that we have, um a mansillion, which is a this 337 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,040 Speaker 1: isn't for real? Sure we have you lined up for 338 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,160 Speaker 1: an appointment. If you don't want the appointment, please let 339 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:41,000 Speaker 1: us know. Wax my my back and my get that 340 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:47,680 Speaker 1: all out of man's zillion. What your your wife has 341 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:52,000 Speaker 1: set you up for a back and butt hair removal, 342 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,280 Speaker 1: which is waxing. And what I'm saying is a mansilian 343 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,679 Speaker 1: is if you would like that, we would remove all 344 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:03,040 Speaker 1: the hair from your private area as well. Yeah, try again, man, 345 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:07,359 Speaker 1: there's no way I'm getting my private blacks what so 346 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:12,840 Speaker 1: I could be hairless like but no way, get out 347 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,000 Speaker 1: of here. Evidently, if your wife has set you up 348 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 1: for this. Maybe she's not into all you have. You 349 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,880 Speaker 1: evidently have a lot of hair on your back. I'm assuming. Yeah, 350 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,080 Speaker 1: I'm a hairy guy. But she's never said anything. The 351 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,520 Speaker 1: batters he likes it. Okay, he calls me a gorilla. 352 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,440 Speaker 1: He loves it. Well, maybe it's a mix of communication. 353 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,000 Speaker 1: Because this is the thing she's asking us to do, 354 00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,480 Speaker 1: is to remove your hair. Yeah, no, that's not happening. 355 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,159 Speaker 1: And if she's gonna have telling yourself and there's no 356 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,840 Speaker 1: way I'm going in to have somebody ripped the hair 357 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,040 Speaker 1: off my back and my hands and my private he 358 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,400 Speaker 1: kidding me to get the saut of here. This is crazy. 359 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:53,040 Speaker 1: This is this is a very professional procedure. It won't 360 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 1: take long. We'll have you in and out within forty 361 00:25:55,480 --> 00:26:00,480 Speaker 1: five minutes. But you're gonna five minutes forty four. It's 362 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,480 Speaker 1: just forty five minutes to rip off all of this hair. 363 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 1: That sounds like torch her you sit, he mean, okay, 364 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,879 Speaker 1: sure you know? No, No, I think we're done. I 365 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:13,280 Speaker 1: didn't you know we're done. I mean, I mean, I'm 366 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:18,119 Speaker 1: gonna tell her to get a refund. It's getting a refund. Okay, 367 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,080 Speaker 1: they're not gonna be a refund. Now you're supposed to 368 00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,160 Speaker 1: come in at eleven. This is something that she wants 369 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,600 Speaker 1: you to do. Yeah, I'm not listen to me. I 370 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:30,080 Speaker 1: am not getting way. That's not something a man does. 371 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,360 Speaker 1: There's no play I'm doing that. If this is for real, 372 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,879 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a talk with her as soon as 373 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:40,080 Speaker 1: she gets home. Because no, no, no Shrek shirt right now, 374 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:45,160 Speaker 1: right now, you're a disrespecting my profession. That's what you're doing. Okay. Look, 375 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,679 Speaker 1: I'm not saying I don't. I don't know what this 376 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,280 Speaker 1: is all about. I don't. I'm not trying to disrespect anybody, 377 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,520 Speaker 1: but stop play. I'm doing this all right. I'm not 378 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:56,639 Speaker 1: getting the back. No, there's no way. Okay. So evidently 379 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,480 Speaker 1: your wife wanted or she wouldn't have purchased it from us, 380 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,480 Speaker 1: that you come in and get it done. Well, yeah, 381 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to talk to her about that. I mean, 382 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,280 Speaker 1: if there's something she wants to watch, you can wax 383 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,800 Speaker 1: her private that's cool, But a man has hair. I 384 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,520 Speaker 1: mean it's well, if she didn't have an appointment, then 385 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,159 Speaker 1: she's serious about getting it done. Yeah, well I'm serious 386 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,240 Speaker 1: about not going so I mean, you know, I don't 387 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,919 Speaker 1: know how I can explain it to you. I'm not 388 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,240 Speaker 1: coming in. You can reschedule it for somebody else. I'll 389 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,359 Speaker 1: talk to her when she gets home. But that's that's it. 390 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,840 Speaker 1: I'm just your wife has paid two hundred dollars for 391 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,840 Speaker 1: this procedure. Did you say two hundred dollars? Your wife 392 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,240 Speaker 1: has paid two hundred dollars for this procedure? Yeah? No, 393 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,919 Speaker 1: who's gonna get a refund? You guys know this is 394 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:46,359 Speaker 1: wait sir, sir, oh, this is not refundable, so there 395 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,479 Speaker 1: is no money coming back. I will let you know 396 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:54,359 Speaker 1: that hundred There's no way. You gotta be kidding me 397 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,080 Speaker 1: to take care off of my back and my back 398 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:04,440 Speaker 1: two hundred bucks. This is not a very referable spa here. 399 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 1: I don't, I don't do it. I'm gonna get I'm 400 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,760 Speaker 1: gonna go to the dollar store and get a pack 401 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,000 Speaker 1: of Raisors for a dollar, and she's gonna do it herself, 402 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,119 Speaker 1: and I'll give her. I'll give her ten bucks. This 403 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,240 Speaker 1: is good. I'll give her a tip. That's the five 404 00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,240 Speaker 1: tip food bucks. I'm done. I'm say two hundred two bucks. 405 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:24,520 Speaker 1: There's no way, there's no way we are playing that 406 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,800 Speaker 1: money and you guys are keeping that money. There's no 407 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:32,560 Speaker 1: where pay. Do you understand there's no there's not a refund, 408 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,840 Speaker 1: mister Owen, there's definitely not a mister Owen. What who 409 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 1: are you? There's now and I'm gonna raman. I am 410 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,800 Speaker 1: ramone here at the spa and your wife came in 411 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,400 Speaker 1: and purchases wonderful get for you for Christmas. Remote, I 412 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,720 Speaker 1: don't give up. Remote. Now, you're not respecting our profession. 413 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,160 Speaker 1: You're act I don't look. Look, I'm not trying to 414 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,680 Speaker 1: disrespect you, but I don't care about the profession. There's 415 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,560 Speaker 1: no way. That's actually that's robbery. Charging somebody two hundred 416 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,360 Speaker 1: bucks to rip off hair off their their body. He 417 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,320 Speaker 1: gets just no way. I'm just not doing it. And 418 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to her. She's gonna do it herself. 419 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,600 Speaker 1: I cash because you're disrespecting my profession. And you're not 420 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,960 Speaker 1: coming in an eleven. All were you supposed to come 421 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,840 Speaker 1: in at eleven so we can whack your back in 422 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,280 Speaker 1: your body and now you're saying no, there will be 423 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,200 Speaker 1: nothing whack. I'm not coming into eleven. I'm not coming 424 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,880 Speaker 1: in ever. She's gonna take care of this though. You 425 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it, Ramone. I mean, but no, 426 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,480 Speaker 1: I need you to know that mishow and there is 427 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 1: no refund. Okay, I mean, this is getting ridiculous. I 428 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 1: don't even know why I'm talking to you. You're cousin Peter. 429 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 1: Have you spoken to him lately? How do you know? 430 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,760 Speaker 1: Peter Tea got me to call you. This is nephew 431 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:49,080 Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Bobbin Wanted Show. You just you 432 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:58,240 Speaker 1: just get out of here because this idiot, Oh he's gone. 433 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,120 Speaker 1: I got man. What is the badest and I mean 434 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:06,960 Speaker 1: the badest radio show in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Show. 435 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:13,640 Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, nephew. Coming up next, Thank you, nephew. 436 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,600 Speaker 1: Coming up next, Entertainment News. Right after this, you're listening 437 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:23,640 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys in entertainment News. 438 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,480 Speaker 1: Today is fabulously a January seventeenth, and you know what 439 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,600 Speaker 1: that means. It is our fearless leader, Steve Harvey's birthday. 440 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,400 Speaker 1: It's one of the greatest players ever came out the game. 441 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:41,720 Speaker 1: Ain't easy. Somebody gotta do it. Might as well be me. 442 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,520 Speaker 1: Say I was twenty two years old. Look at all 443 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,600 Speaker 1: the people that were born on your birthday though. Besides, 444 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,760 Speaker 1: we love our Tasha, Carla's baby. It is her birthday 445 00:30:53,800 --> 00:31:01,600 Speaker 1: as well, old man, next dank, time is moving? Get good? 446 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:06,080 Speaker 1: I know she's still a baby to us. All right, 447 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,760 Speaker 1: Well still many people were born on this day, Steve. 448 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:15,200 Speaker 1: Of course you Betty White, Yeah, ninety seven years old today, 449 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:24,000 Speaker 1: Betty White, Well, our first lady forever, first lady. Michelle 450 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:30,440 Speaker 1: Obama uh huh uh her birthday, firthday. I didn't I 451 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:35,960 Speaker 1: didn't know this. D Wade, Dwayne Waite, yeah, d Way, 452 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,280 Speaker 1: I wanted Jane. I didn't know this. Ray Jay Carl 453 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,320 Speaker 1: you know we love us, Jo Plade a whole Fami 454 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:52,160 Speaker 1: j Representative Yeah, Little John Yeah, yeah, I know that 455 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:57,320 Speaker 1: kid Rob. But in the list though, well, well tell 456 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 1: me you're gonna like this one, James Earl Jones, Baby, 457 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:11,920 Speaker 1: this is yes, Maury Poba, you are Yes, Jim Carrey 458 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,880 Speaker 1: talented right there. Yeah, that's what we is, shop, we 459 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:23,560 Speaker 1: are Si Shaba Ranks Earth the kid, Yeah, and of 460 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,520 Speaker 1: course the Late k the greatest of all times. Muhammad 461 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:39,800 Speaker 1: Ali Yet Benjamin Franklin, Yeah, wait a minute, discovered electricity. 462 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:47,560 Speaker 1: Benjamin frank for Capricorn. Been here, dog if it wasn't 463 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:52,680 Speaker 1: for Are you for real? You know? No, I'm too. 464 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,840 Speaker 1: If it was not for Capricorns, y'all would be in 465 00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:02,120 Speaker 1: the dog and you would all be lost, all right, 466 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,920 Speaker 1: you believe it? Yeah, I'm telling you right now. Jesus's 467 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:11,440 Speaker 1: birthday d Summer twenty filth. Know what that make? Himp? Capricorn? 468 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,480 Speaker 1: Now tell me if it wasn't for him, really, if 469 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,160 Speaker 1: you wouldn't be in the dog and you wouldn't be lost. 470 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:21,080 Speaker 1: Damn Benjamin f he's saying, let that right now. I'm 471 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:28,560 Speaker 1: with you right not make a light bay, Yes, I 472 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,760 Speaker 1: wouldn't even know what light was. So that's how you 473 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:35,800 Speaker 1: feel to be born, to have such amongst this great company. 474 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,600 Speaker 1: That's the greatest sign of all. You can't talk with 475 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:44,120 Speaker 1: the list if Jesus's Capricorn? Who you got? I mean, 476 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,560 Speaker 1: we pick the side. I'm with you when you're right now, 477 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,760 Speaker 1: and okay, Steve your pick. I go give me Jesus. 478 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:57,640 Speaker 1: Who you find to pick? Jordan? Go ahead? Who you on? 479 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:03,840 Speaker 1: Tiger Woods? Go ahead? Get him? Cancers? Okay, give me 480 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:08,120 Speaker 1: Kevin Hart. That's all I got. Oh yas, Yeah, we canceled, 481 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:12,600 Speaker 1: that's all I got. Grace cancer, I know, ok we're 482 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:18,280 Speaker 1: doing Zodiac shot. Well, who y'all got Let's say, um, oh, okay, 483 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:26,200 Speaker 1: I'm Leo Whitney, Houston, Madonna, j Low. Uh, let's see, 484 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:32,319 Speaker 1: let's see former First Lady Jackie Kennedy. Uh. That's all 485 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,359 Speaker 1: I can think of right now, Tom Hanks, we got 486 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:41,319 Speaker 1: to That's all I could think of. We still we 487 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,000 Speaker 1: short of the Lord, but we try. You want to 488 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,600 Speaker 1: pay libras who we got famous libras on my day, 489 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:59,080 Speaker 1: specifically Shirley Seeson. We got greens, tomatoes. Oh, halle Berry, 490 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:04,360 Speaker 1: he was a Leo Cardi b I got Bruno Mars. 491 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:10,000 Speaker 1: I got them. We got to look it up. We 492 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 1: had got some good ones. I got something. I tell 493 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,000 Speaker 1: you what. We got the greatest award winner ever in 494 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:23,080 Speaker 1: all award shows. Meyl Street is a castle. It's still 495 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,880 Speaker 1: Kim Kardashians. None of these trump the Lord though. I'm sorry. 496 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:33,359 Speaker 1: Guys came close getting weaker. Yeah, we came close. Off. 497 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,920 Speaker 1: Who you got Will Smith? I got Marjorie Harvey. Oh, 498 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,680 Speaker 1: I got some. I got some tauristes Man. I got 499 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,719 Speaker 1: Duayne Johnson, the Rock Okay, right there, all right? I 500 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,480 Speaker 1: got George Clooney, bad boy, right there he looked tears 501 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,959 Speaker 1: up on the computer. You can tell. Yeah. I got 502 00:35:56,080 --> 00:36:00,759 Speaker 1: Queen Elizabeth. Hello, okay, she was a good virgin. Well, 503 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,239 Speaker 1: I got Princess Diana. I got William Shakespeare. I got 504 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,239 Speaker 1: the best alone. It doesn't try it, it doesn't Trump, 505 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:16,680 Speaker 1: then Trump the Lord, Yeah, I will I got childish game. 506 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,640 Speaker 1: Oh wait, I got Barack Obama. Wait a minute, that's right, 507 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,160 Speaker 1: I forgot about him. He's a leo too, And I'm 508 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,920 Speaker 1: not even looking. I'm not looking at mine. You know 509 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,759 Speaker 1: that that's unfair to have a lord the Lord. You 510 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,520 Speaker 1: know he's read it unfair, not even Barack Obama. Now 511 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,080 Speaker 1: I'm letting y'all just find y'all. Yeah, we're trying, but 512 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,440 Speaker 1: you know we ain't gonna get that. I got a 513 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:45,879 Speaker 1: solwerful man in the world though, a man poopin. Oh. Yeah, yeah, 514 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:52,960 Speaker 1: there you gonna call. Hey, No, I can't see it. 515 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,799 Speaker 1: That's a go ahead. I got Kamala Harry. All right, 516 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,920 Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of this. I'm Steve Harvey's 517 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:07,319 Speaker 1: birthday right after this. You're listening string show. All right, 518 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,600 Speaker 1: So Steve, it's your birthday today. You were born in 519 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,200 Speaker 1: nineteen fifty seven, so you always love when we ask 520 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,880 Speaker 1: you questions. So I think your nephew has a couple junior, 521 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:21,520 Speaker 1: you have water fountain, white only bathrooms? Was definite. Yeah, 522 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,600 Speaker 1: train station in my home fold saw. I was four 523 00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:30,759 Speaker 1: years old looking at him and couldn't read them. It's 524 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,719 Speaker 1: walking my ass up, just drinking out of hoodever. Yeah, 525 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,480 Speaker 1: if you did, what do you I don't want him 526 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,480 Speaker 1: to tell y'all that story. That's a long story. What's 527 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,320 Speaker 1: your question, nephew? Go ahead? Okay, okay, how about what 528 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:49,879 Speaker 1: is what was your favorite teenage year? And why? Oh? Man, 529 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:57,320 Speaker 1: favorite teenage year probably had to be, oh, probably seventeen, 530 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:03,400 Speaker 1: really seventeen seventeen. You know, I graduated high school is seventeen. 531 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:08,600 Speaker 1: I didn't turn eighteen till I was in college or seventeen. 532 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,919 Speaker 1: I had a job. I only went to school half 533 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,759 Speaker 1: a day, rolled my bike to work every day at 534 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,640 Speaker 1: pick and pay for my money. You know, I've been 535 00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:21,719 Speaker 1: hustling the whole time to pay grocery store and called 536 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,080 Speaker 1: pick and pay. You pick it up. You got to 537 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:30,440 Speaker 1: pay for it, or we're standing right there staying right 538 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,080 Speaker 1: by you. You pick it up, you got to pay 539 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,840 Speaker 1: for it. And that was the best time in my 540 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,520 Speaker 1: life as a teenager, I had me some money going. 541 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,400 Speaker 1: I'd been hustling pretty hard, you know. And I went 542 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,360 Speaker 1: to college at seventeen, and that's when I started discovering 543 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:50,439 Speaker 1: who I really was. Okay, hey, right, all right, yeah, 544 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,799 Speaker 1: I want to ask. I spent lying time with you, man. 545 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,200 Speaker 1: You know, fashion is big with you. Man. I see it. 546 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,360 Speaker 1: I see when you get dressed at But can't you 547 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,759 Speaker 1: just tell me the first time in your life that 548 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:07,200 Speaker 1: you knew you was cleaning? Where was you going? A 549 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:12,040 Speaker 1: little signing the ninth grade graduation? Boy, you knew you 550 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,320 Speaker 1: was clean? Boy. I went down to Guys and Gals. 551 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,080 Speaker 1: I had been saving my money all year long, and 552 00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:22,080 Speaker 1: I bought my own graduation suit. Went to Guys and 553 00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,719 Speaker 1: Gals my suit with thirty nine dollars, had it in 554 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:30,480 Speaker 1: layaway since January, got it out in June. Went to 555 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,800 Speaker 1: my graduation in the charcoal gray tweel suit that I 556 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:39,080 Speaker 1: had bought myself, with a pink shirt and a burgundy tie, 557 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:47,720 Speaker 1: white dot Sony, boy, why shine my shoes so hard? 558 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,759 Speaker 1: Bought that stitch witch that you put it in here 559 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,320 Speaker 1: of the prays and him your prayers with iron, I 560 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,719 Speaker 1: had them. I had that break in their jets, right, 561 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,760 Speaker 1: couldn't even talk to me. I was so damn clean. 562 00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:09,920 Speaker 1: All right, hang on, Steve, we have more questions man 563 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,120 Speaker 1: dollar suit coming up in thirty four after the hour, 564 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,160 Speaker 1: We're gonna ask Steve more birthday questions. All right, that's 565 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,800 Speaker 1: coming up right after this Every birthday, Steve. You're listening, 566 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,160 Speaker 1: all right. We're saying happy birthday to Steve Harvey all 567 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:32,960 Speaker 1: day today was born to day. Happy birthday out there. Yeah, yeah, 568 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,920 Speaker 1: it's a big day. Yeah yeah. So okay, you had 569 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,840 Speaker 1: a question, Carla, go ahead, I do. Okay, Steve, what 570 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:44,560 Speaker 1: is the one item you could never live without? Money? 571 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:51,400 Speaker 1: That was a rhetorical question. Can't take me low answer? That? 572 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:57,239 Speaker 1: Did it? That pole was on him? Heavy? Okay, it 573 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,799 Speaker 1: was heavy. Well, let me follow up with that. Since 574 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,320 Speaker 1: you have money, what's the one thing that seems to 575 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,040 Speaker 1: elude you, even though you have so much money? What's 576 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,560 Speaker 1: the one thing that you want that you haven't quite 577 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:17,239 Speaker 1: been able to than that? Damn nineteen Other than that? Yeah, 578 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,640 Speaker 1: what's the one thing that you really want? This you 579 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,200 Speaker 1: just haven't you know what. It's gonna seem like I'm ungrateful, 580 00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:28,560 Speaker 1: but I'm really not at all I want to be 581 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:32,640 Speaker 1: totally free. You know. I would love to have the 582 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,120 Speaker 1: option of doing whatever I want to do whenever I 583 00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,680 Speaker 1: want to do it for just a short period of time, 584 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,560 Speaker 1: you know, not for the rest of my life, because 585 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,759 Speaker 1: I think there's a calling on my life. I'm never 586 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:46,239 Speaker 1: going to be free of responsibility. And I you know, 587 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,279 Speaker 1: I would love to say that to be able to 588 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,920 Speaker 1: just sit on the boat somewhere on the ocean and 589 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,960 Speaker 1: just sail and wake up do what I want to do, 590 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,800 Speaker 1: but that ain't my life. I do have a calling 591 00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:02,719 Speaker 1: on my life. I'm responsible for others. Uh uh uh. 592 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,360 Speaker 1: My African name is Matussi. It was given to me 593 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:11,319 Speaker 1: by the President of Barswana. And why did he call 594 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:15,640 Speaker 1: me Matusi? My African name that mean helper of people 595 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,359 Speaker 1: and he gave it to me just from us having 596 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,520 Speaker 1: a conversation and me and my wife said wild for 597 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,759 Speaker 1: him to come to that assessment after two hours of 598 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,960 Speaker 1: talking to you, and uh, you know that that was 599 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,200 Speaker 1: really moving for me because that's important. But that's my 600 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,400 Speaker 1: calling on my life. I'm responsible to people, man, and 601 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:38,280 Speaker 1: I want to go forward and and and and build 602 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,759 Speaker 1: on that. So I'm never gonna be able to just 603 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,880 Speaker 1: wake up and do what I want to do. But 604 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,719 Speaker 1: that would be nice if I could. Yeah, you know, 605 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,359 Speaker 1: I'd love to have a three week pit one month, 606 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,680 Speaker 1: just one month. Why I could just wake up and 607 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,239 Speaker 1: do whatever I wanted to do, what I wanted to do, 608 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,480 Speaker 1: not what my heart you wanted to do? Yeah, now 609 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,160 Speaker 1: what the key? It just me? What thirds? And then 610 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,040 Speaker 1: I get on back to bis. Yeah, just for a 611 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,560 Speaker 1: short period of time time, Yes, didn't. Can I say 612 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,840 Speaker 1: something to you though, in all seriousness, I in twenty 613 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:16,960 Speaker 1: nineteen or whenever, I want you to stop apologizing for 614 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,840 Speaker 1: your wealth, for your blessings, for I just you know, 615 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,320 Speaker 1: it is what it is, Steve. Okay, and if you 616 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,400 Speaker 1: if people don't understand now that you are Matu, so 617 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,840 Speaker 1: that you are a helper of people, you don't have 618 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,439 Speaker 1: to qualify and explain you know, your blessings, you don't 619 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:38,319 Speaker 1: have to keep doing that. It is what it is. Yes, 620 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,879 Speaker 1: he got a private plane out being on it. Yes 621 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Speaker 1: it's nice. Yes it's got gold loaded. Yes, that's somebody 622 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,520 Speaker 1: waiting for us with me pull up. Yes we all 623 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,239 Speaker 1: have to worry about what time we laying. Yes we 624 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:59,200 Speaker 1: gonna do this. Yes, the road I'm just saying another 625 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:06,200 Speaker 1: already already right, because I heard Bishop Jakes, I think 626 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:11,000 Speaker 1: it was Bishop Jakes. He said, stop apologies for God 627 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:15,200 Speaker 1: blessing you. Absolutely, it's much praise and glory that you 628 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,640 Speaker 1: give the Lord. We know from whence you're from whom 629 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,160 Speaker 1: your blessings flow. All right, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna 630 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,600 Speaker 1: try because I am very guilty of that. I really am. 631 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,400 Speaker 1: Because what say it again, I'm really guilty of that. 632 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,560 Speaker 1: I really am. Well, I mean, are you do it 633 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,080 Speaker 1: all the time? Yeah, you do it all the time, 634 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,880 Speaker 1: And I mean, you know, like come back, Can I 635 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,440 Speaker 1: tell you why I've done it? Yeah? We kind of 636 00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,480 Speaker 1: and we kind of know, but you can't for those 637 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,920 Speaker 1: who does don't know, you can tell Yeah, all right, 638 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:54,000 Speaker 1: what's your name again? Save from Yeah, yeah, you're too. 639 00:44:54,040 --> 00:45:00,759 Speaker 1: You were all in that too, all right, not a 640 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:06,319 Speaker 1: lord and gay you Africa now got a continent. All right. 641 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,120 Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning 642 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,440 Speaker 1: Show as we celebrate Steve Harvey on his birthday. All right, 643 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:21,160 Speaker 1: right after this my TUSA you're listening show, all right, guys, 644 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,520 Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about 645 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,160 Speaker 1: four minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today. The 646 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,400 Speaker 1: subject I don't want to be this type of movie star. Okay, 647 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,560 Speaker 1: that is a subject. Yeah, but right now, wait to 648 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,040 Speaker 1: hear this letter right now. It is a nephew here 649 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,040 Speaker 1: with the prank phone call what you have for us today? 650 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:46,000 Speaker 1: New man? I went to you. Oh you say that? Yeah, 651 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,880 Speaker 1: the day's title is Steve, get your nephew. Your wife 652 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,239 Speaker 1: is cheating on both of us. I know. I went 653 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:59,279 Speaker 1: to Dave on your birthday. Get him. I'm gonna let 654 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:03,960 Speaker 1: him go here. That one. Your wife, it's cheating on voting. 655 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:11,759 Speaker 1: Were gonna have to do something. Hello, I'm trying to 656 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:15,680 Speaker 1: reach Terrence. Please, who's calling? Who's this? Hey? My name 657 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,319 Speaker 1: is Mark. My name is Mark. How you doing, bro? 658 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,120 Speaker 1: I work with um with your wife Veronica. We're on 659 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,399 Speaker 1: the same sales floor together. I think I met you before, 660 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,440 Speaker 1: but I don't know if you remember meeting me. But um, 661 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,520 Speaker 1: I work at the job with Veronica. Is everything going 662 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,279 Speaker 1: right there or what's going on? No? No, no, everything 663 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,319 Speaker 1: straight here at the job. Not a problem at all 664 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,000 Speaker 1: at the job. But I wanted to yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, 665 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,520 Speaker 1: she's all right, she's perfectly fine. Man. Um, I just 666 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,560 Speaker 1: I just you know, I actually, like I said, my 667 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,480 Speaker 1: name is Mark Man. You don't remember me, Terrence, But 668 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,319 Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you, Like I say, um, 669 00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,520 Speaker 1: you know, I got some things on that that's been 670 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,880 Speaker 1: bothering me for a minute, and I you know, I 671 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,800 Speaker 1: just I just kind of wanted to reach out to you. 672 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,359 Speaker 1: And you know, just kind of have like a little 673 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,000 Speaker 1: a little hard to hard talk with you. Man. So 674 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,680 Speaker 1: maybe you know, uh, you know, we can get things 675 00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,800 Speaker 1: in a in a better position. But I just wanted 676 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,160 Speaker 1: I just wanted me and you to have a conversation. Wait, mane, 677 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,319 Speaker 1: how did you get my veronic? Can give you my number? 678 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,960 Speaker 1: Or how did you get my number? That's what I'm 679 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,920 Speaker 1: trying to like, what's going on? I mean I had, 680 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,680 Speaker 1: I had, I've had your number. I just I just 681 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,400 Speaker 1: I just had never reached out to you before. But 682 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,200 Speaker 1: like I said, though, man, this this, this has been 683 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,200 Speaker 1: bothering me for a minute, and I wanted to get 684 00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,560 Speaker 1: it off my chest so you and I can try to, 685 00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,160 Speaker 1: I guess fix this whole issue. But I just want 686 00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:28,560 Speaker 1: us to see if we can fix it. You know, 687 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,560 Speaker 1: we fix the issue. What's the issue? I don't understand. 688 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,680 Speaker 1: I'm not following you. I don't understand what, like, what 689 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,759 Speaker 1: is the issue. So but now you know, like I said, 690 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,360 Speaker 1: I went on to spit it out, talk to me, 691 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:49,960 Speaker 1: what's going on? Okay, your wife, man, is cheating on 692 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,319 Speaker 1: both of us? All right? I mean, did you say 693 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,680 Speaker 1: she's eating on the both of us? What she is cheating? 694 00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:02,080 Speaker 1: She is cheating on the both of us, brou It 695 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,640 Speaker 1: sounds like you said cheating. I don't know what you Veronica. 696 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:10,160 Speaker 1: Listen to me, Terence, Veronica is cheating on both of us. 697 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:14,320 Speaker 1: You say, Verica is cheating on me and me you know, 698 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,880 Speaker 1: and we gotta we gotta figure out what we're gonna do. Man, 699 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,160 Speaker 1: But as a husband, I gotta you gotta. I'm gonna 700 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,080 Speaker 1: need you to step up and get this thing in order. 701 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,600 Speaker 1: What you're talking about? You say Veronica is cheating I 702 00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:28,160 Speaker 1: mean with you. No, No, she cheating on both of 703 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:32,120 Speaker 1: us with somebody else. I know. I've been noticing her 704 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,759 Speaker 1: going out with this, you know, going to lunch with 705 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,440 Speaker 1: this other cat. So I'm like, I got pissed off 706 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,960 Speaker 1: about it. So I said, you know what, I can't 707 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,279 Speaker 1: take you no more. I'm calling Terence. You're saying to 708 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,480 Speaker 1: me that my wife has been cheating around a job 709 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,959 Speaker 1: with somebody else. She cheating on both of us. Dude, 710 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,480 Speaker 1: I don't get what you mean if my wife is 711 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,239 Speaker 1: cheating on what I mean you're calling me to tell 712 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,640 Speaker 1: me that she's cheating on me. I appreciate that, but 713 00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,920 Speaker 1: I don't get what you're saying. You know what I both. 714 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,040 Speaker 1: I don't get that part. I don't understand what you mean. 715 00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,239 Speaker 1: Me and Veronica been you know, kind of cool, you know, 716 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,800 Speaker 1: last eight months to a Yeah, we've been you know, 717 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,959 Speaker 1: pretty tight here at the job. You know what I'm saying, 718 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,640 Speaker 1: So listen what you mean y'all been cool? That's what 719 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,160 Speaker 1: I don't understand. Like, what do you mean y'all being cool? 720 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,680 Speaker 1: Because that's my wife. Tell me what you're talking about. Okay, 721 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,560 Speaker 1: all I'm saying is me and me and me and 722 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,719 Speaker 1: her been real cool. We've been real tight. You know. 723 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,880 Speaker 1: Sometimes we take lunch and then you know, don't come back. 724 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,239 Speaker 1: That's our thing, though, But you know, now you know 725 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,880 Speaker 1: I'm noticing. You know, she she didn't want out, you know, 726 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,120 Speaker 1: she didn't want to lunch a couple of times with 727 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,960 Speaker 1: his brother named Alan, and I'm like, okay, no, no, 728 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,600 Speaker 1: it ain't gonna go down like this here. You know 729 00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:42,200 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Are you my wife? Man? Hey, that's 730 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,040 Speaker 1: that's not why I called you. I called you to 731 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,480 Speaker 1: my wife. That's what I want to know. I'm telling 732 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,520 Speaker 1: you about this dude named Alan. I need you to 733 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,279 Speaker 1: step up as the husband and fix this. But you 734 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,640 Speaker 1: telling me that my wife is cheating on both of us, 735 00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,040 Speaker 1: little cheating on the both of us. If she's you 736 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,200 Speaker 1: know what I mean. You're telling me that you're with 737 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,720 Speaker 1: my wife too, that you've been messing around with my wife. 738 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:10,200 Speaker 1: That's not That's not the part I'm trying to talk about. 739 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,080 Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk about this dude named Alan. Man, 740 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,640 Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to get out. I'm gonna get 741 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,719 Speaker 1: to Alan. We're gonna get to Alan. You saying that 742 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,799 Speaker 1: my wife playing it's some crazy yo. You know what, man, 743 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,760 Speaker 1: I'm about to put my foot right up your because 744 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:29,480 Speaker 1: play those games with her? She with me. We messing around, 745 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,600 Speaker 1: we're doing listen doing that. It don't work like that. 746 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,960 Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying? Dude, I hear what 747 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,440 Speaker 1: you're saying. But the beef ain't with me. The beef 748 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:41,600 Speaker 1: is with Alan. No, she messing over. She messing over 749 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,200 Speaker 1: both of us with Alan dalk. I'm about to call 750 00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:48,840 Speaker 1: her because some right here I'm telling Okay, well, hold on, bro, 751 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,960 Speaker 1: I just want you to deal with Alan. Are you 752 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,160 Speaker 1: about to stop right now? I'm at I'm at the job. Yeah, 753 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,920 Speaker 1: but I'm about to come up my foot on your 754 00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:01,360 Speaker 1: doing to feel me? No, you man, Alan is the 755 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,319 Speaker 1: one that then blew this thing out of proportion. Dog. 756 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,400 Speaker 1: She messing over me and you with this here. There 757 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,919 Speaker 1: ain't no me and you. I don't shit. You see 758 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:16,239 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, I hear you. You don't hear me. 759 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,080 Speaker 1: I don't know shit. There's no shitting that goes on 760 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:24,680 Speaker 1: over here. Okay, I do, I do. I'm just saying, 761 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,759 Speaker 1: you know, what are you saying? Leave me right here? 762 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,840 Speaker 1: Leave me right now. I'm about to come up in 763 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,600 Speaker 1: where you at? Right now? Where are you at? I'm 764 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,480 Speaker 1: at the job where what Ronnie had I caller Ronnie. 765 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,800 Speaker 1: I'm at the job where Ronnie at caller Ronnie. I 766 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,759 Speaker 1: called the ronnicka Ronnie. I mean that's my little nickname too. 767 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:48,080 Speaker 1: It all right, but well hold on, hold on, hold on, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. 768 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:53,080 Speaker 1: You see right here, she's right where see right here, 769 00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:58,799 Speaker 1: right here? You want h Okay, cool, man here, cool? 770 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,520 Speaker 1: But can I tell you what she saying? I don't 771 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,239 Speaker 1: want to hear what she's saying. I'm put her on 772 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,680 Speaker 1: the floor right now. Okay, But can I tell you 773 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,399 Speaker 1: what she's telling me to tell you? She ain't telling 774 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,080 Speaker 1: you to tell me a damn thing because the only 775 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:15,680 Speaker 1: thing that you lu is my foot. Okay, okay, But 776 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,600 Speaker 1: but but Ronnie wants me to tell you this man. 777 00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:21,480 Speaker 1: Just listen to me, Terrence. She wants me to tell 778 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,880 Speaker 1: you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey 779 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,520 Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife, Veronica. 780 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:39,520 Speaker 1: You know what, I don't play ball, y'all up, ball, 781 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:46,719 Speaker 1: y'all up. I'm gonna give your old school woman you 782 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,680 Speaker 1: are man, No, I'm not all right. I'm in the 783 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,400 Speaker 1: cos I was on my way over there, about to 784 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:57,279 Speaker 1: go to jail, messing the round with y'all. Hey, let 785 00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,840 Speaker 1: me ask you this man, what is the baddest and 786 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:03,400 Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land. You 787 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:15,000 Speaker 1: already know you went too far, you thing. I went 788 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:22,840 Speaker 1: too far, Harvey. That's my first time, great man, you 789 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:27,799 Speaker 1: want to I never do a plan. He's the King, 790 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:34,799 Speaker 1: says the King. Way too. Yall, y'all, you and your 791 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:39,719 Speaker 1: boy I see me on both of us is both 792 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:44,640 Speaker 1: don't suits saying both like me like we're in a huddle. 793 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,640 Speaker 1: Let me put this out there. Temple already told y'all 794 00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:52,440 Speaker 1: January twenty four, twenty fifth, twenty six and guess what 795 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,400 Speaker 1: they aren't going five shows sold out. I have added 796 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:59,840 Speaker 1: a sixth show Saturday, four o'clock maddenee, get your tickets. 797 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,040 Speaker 1: I'm not adding no more. This is last one bick show. 798 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:08,400 Speaker 1: I hated them shows man. Wow. All right, thank you, 799 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,880 Speaker 1: nephew and birthday boy. You two up next. It is 800 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,600 Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Subject, I don't want to be this 801 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,960 Speaker 1: kind of movie star. We'll be back right after this. 802 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:23,560 Speaker 1: You're listening to s all right, It is time now, 803 00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:27,160 Speaker 1: kids for the Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice 804 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,560 Speaker 1: on relationships, on working, on work, on sex, on dating, parenting, 805 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,760 Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey 806 00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:42,200 Speaker 1: FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, buckle up, hold 807 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,920 Speaker 1: on tight, we got it for you here. It is 808 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:48,840 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. All right, thank you, nephew. Subject listen I 809 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,880 Speaker 1: don't want to be this kind of movie star. Okay, 810 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,239 Speaker 1: and listen. If you do have kids, please, they don't 811 00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,239 Speaker 1: want to hear this letter, and you don't want them 812 00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:00,000 Speaker 1: to hear this particular letter. Dear Stephen Shirlotte. Yeah, I'm disclaim. 813 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,480 Speaker 1: Oh you can leave him in there and let him learn. 814 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,720 Speaker 1: So no, Steve, this is not a teaching moment for kids, 815 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,160 Speaker 1: all right. Dear Stephen Shirley. My girl and I have 816 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,840 Speaker 1: been together for three years and I instantly knew she 817 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,800 Speaker 1: was the one when I met her. She cooks, watches 818 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,440 Speaker 1: sports with me, and she supports my dream to be 819 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,560 Speaker 1: an entertainer. Our relationship was just perfect until about eight 820 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:25,000 Speaker 1: months ago when I was on an adult website browsing 821 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,239 Speaker 1: through amateur home videos and I noticed one video with 822 00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:32,440 Speaker 1: a background that looked just like my bedroom. After I 823 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:35,840 Speaker 1: zoomed in, I saw that it was my bedroom and 824 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,560 Speaker 1: it was a video of my girlfriend and I getting 825 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,840 Speaker 1: it on. I immediately confronted her and she told me 826 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:47,640 Speaker 1: that she too wants to be an entertainer dot an 827 00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:52,040 Speaker 1: adult film star. She told me that she has posted 828 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:55,520 Speaker 1: over twenty videos of our best work in the bedroom. Now, 829 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,279 Speaker 1: I'm not a shy person, but she should have at 830 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:02,320 Speaker 1: least told me first this is crazy, right should I 831 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,200 Speaker 1: should I have covered so I could have covered my face. 832 00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,879 Speaker 1: She begged me to keep participating in the videos with her, 833 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,959 Speaker 1: so now it's something that we do often. She makes 834 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,000 Speaker 1: good money from uploading the videos to the site, so 835 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,040 Speaker 1: this has become a lucrative part time job for her. 836 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,839 Speaker 1: But I can't help but think that this could come 837 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,880 Speaker 1: back to bite me in the butt one day and 838 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:27,000 Speaker 1: keep me from becoming a successful entertainer. Last week, I 839 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,680 Speaker 1: told her that I'm out of the home video business 840 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:34,480 Speaker 1: with her, Okay, I told her that I want to 841 00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,719 Speaker 1: settle down with her and have a normal lifestyle. Well, 842 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,440 Speaker 1: she is furious with me and said that she's been 843 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,879 Speaker 1: supporting my dream for two years, but I won't support hers. 844 00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:46,960 Speaker 1: So Stephen Shirley, should I support my dream and make 845 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,520 Speaker 1: this thing work? Or should I leave this madness and 846 00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:56,600 Speaker 1: move on? Please help? No, absolutely not. You cannot support this. 847 00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,080 Speaker 1: This is madness. You need to move on from this. 848 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,960 Speaker 1: I mean, you know this isn't right. Come on, Uh, 849 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,399 Speaker 1: why would you want to do this? And and yes, 850 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:08,120 Speaker 1: people are going to find out. I mean, you're in 851 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,400 Speaker 1: the entertainment business, so there's some leniency there, but you 852 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:14,040 Speaker 1: can never take these videos back there. They're gonna live 853 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,000 Speaker 1: on the internet forever. This is this. Your heart isn't 854 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,240 Speaker 1: into this, You don't want to do this. This is 855 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,320 Speaker 1: why is this her dream? Anyway? You've been with her 856 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,160 Speaker 1: for three years and and and it is a betrayal 857 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,080 Speaker 1: because she didn't tell you. You have to agree to 858 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,200 Speaker 1: this if you're going to have your butt out on 859 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,640 Speaker 1: the video on the internet. Come on now, this is 860 00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:39,720 Speaker 1: craziness right here. Uh yeah, she's wrong on every level, 861 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,640 Speaker 1: especially because she didn't tell you. Uh. If your dream 862 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:47,120 Speaker 1: is to be an entertainer, an entertainer, Uh, this is 863 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,640 Speaker 1: not the way to break into the business. I guarantee 864 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,800 Speaker 1: you that some people have yes, and they've gone on 865 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:56,400 Speaker 1: to to do bigger and better things or whatever. But 866 00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,560 Speaker 1: I don't think you need to be a part of that. No, 867 00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,640 Speaker 1: she's wrong on every level for doing this. Should you 868 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,360 Speaker 1: should you support her? I don't think you should and 869 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,200 Speaker 1: make this thing work? No? No, should you leave this 870 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,800 Speaker 1: madness and move on? For sure? Leave the madness. And 871 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,280 Speaker 1: if she's mad at you for not supporting it, you're 872 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:18,160 Speaker 1: gonna have to leave her too. Steve bro I don't 873 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:24,120 Speaker 1: see what the letter is for. In this whole letter, man, 874 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:28,160 Speaker 1: it's just madness. You know you're going along. You meet 875 00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,840 Speaker 1: this girl, y'all been together for three years. You instantly 876 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:35,280 Speaker 1: knew she was the one when you met her. She cooks, 877 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,440 Speaker 1: watch sports with me. She supports my dream to be 878 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,600 Speaker 1: an entertainer. She do all that. She just waiting on 879 00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:45,560 Speaker 1: this game to be over. Yeah, she watching sports so 880 00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:49,040 Speaker 1: we can get on here and make you Damn, I'm 881 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,360 Speaker 1: watching these games. I ain't really watching the game. I'm 882 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,120 Speaker 1: looking upside your head because I need you in here 883 00:58:55,400 --> 00:59:02,440 Speaker 1: to getting this damn movie. So right, relationship was perfect 884 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,600 Speaker 1: to About eight months ago, I was on an adult 885 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:14,440 Speaker 1: website get browsing through the amateur home video. Right, this 886 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:20,000 Speaker 1: one video had a background looked just like my bedroom though, 887 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:26,440 Speaker 1: hold on, go ahead, So I zoomed in. Huh, I 888 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:32,160 Speaker 1: don it was my bed room. I'm surprised you recognized 889 00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:36,120 Speaker 1: the bedroom before you recognize your ass. That was the 890 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,800 Speaker 1: shockle for me. What damn you're talking about? That's in 891 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:41,360 Speaker 1: my bedroom. You wasn't paying no tension to the two 892 00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:44,880 Speaker 1: people in the bed, right, this is my bed room. No, 893 00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:51,200 Speaker 1: that's your behind. I zoomed in. It was it, and 894 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:55,240 Speaker 1: it was a video my girlfriend and I getting it 895 00:59:55,320 --> 01:00:00,680 Speaker 1: on all you use proper ground. It wasn't me my girlfriend. 896 01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:04,280 Speaker 1: It was my girlfriend and I M. You might use 897 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,479 Speaker 1: proper grammar, but you on you on the porno site. Wow. 898 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,880 Speaker 1: I immediately confronted her and she told me that she 899 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:14,360 Speaker 1: too wants to be an entertainer. See all these three 900 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,000 Speaker 1: years y'all been talking around. You ain't never uncovered that dog. 901 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,480 Speaker 1: You had to go on the porno site to discover it. Yeah, 902 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:24,200 Speaker 1: she wants to be an adult film stock. She told 903 01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,800 Speaker 1: me she hadn't posted over twenty videos of our best 904 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:30,240 Speaker 1: work in the bedroom. Wow, I ain't no shop person, 905 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:36,600 Speaker 1: you know. Damn. You got to tell him. I could 906 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:42,520 Speaker 1: have watched her something. Wow, But you could have told 907 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:47,000 Speaker 1: me so I could have covered my face. Yeah, boy, 908 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:53,240 Speaker 1: it's Fenna. Get out. It's Fenna get out. Yeah, it's 909 01:00:53,240 --> 01:01:00,760 Speaker 1: gonna it's out. It's out now everybody. Somebody gonna recognize you. 910 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:04,760 Speaker 1: And let me tell you how it's gonna go. When 911 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,800 Speaker 1: we come back, I'm gonna tell you how you go 912 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:19,040 Speaker 1: get recognized. No, I can't wait for this. Steve. Yeahthday now, dude, 913 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:26,960 Speaker 1: on your birthday if not, now win win. All Right, 914 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,680 Speaker 1: we're gonna have part two of Steve's respond to this 915 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,880 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. I told you guys it was crazy. Subject. 916 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,280 Speaker 1: I don't want to be this type of movie star. Okay, 917 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to be this type of movie star. 918 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:42,720 Speaker 1: Steve's Responds Part two coming up at twenty three after 919 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:49,040 Speaker 1: the hour you're listening to show. Let's recap today's strawberry 920 01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,200 Speaker 1: letter Steve subject, I don't want to be this type 921 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:56,680 Speaker 1: of movie star. Yeah, this dude met this girl three 922 01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,560 Speaker 1: years ago. I knew she was the one. Perfect fellow 923 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:01,959 Speaker 1: low right away they be can get at three years 924 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:06,080 Speaker 1: everything is perfect. About eight months ago, he looked up. 925 01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,200 Speaker 1: Eight months ago, he on a point of site, just 926 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:12,760 Speaker 1: going through the home videos, and he noticed that that 927 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:17,560 Speaker 1: was a bad room that looked from million. He zoomed in, 928 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,520 Speaker 1: and the reason did look familiar because it was his 929 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:24,640 Speaker 1: bad room. But it was him and his girl in 930 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:31,600 Speaker 1: the video. Oh hell no, crazy landing In confronted her 931 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:42,320 Speaker 1: right away, Baby, baby, it's a video menu. I know 932 01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,640 Speaker 1: it is. You ain't the only one. I want to 933 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:47,160 Speaker 1: be a star. I want to be a star too. 934 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:52,480 Speaker 1: Oh god, I want to be an adult film star. Well, 935 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:57,959 Speaker 1: hold up, I posted over twenty videos of us doing 936 01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:01,200 Speaker 1: your best work, and it has turned out to be lucrative. 937 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:06,360 Speaker 1: We're making money. Oh man, he said, well, hold on, 938 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:12,080 Speaker 1: hold on, I ain't I ain't shy nothing. But she 939 01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,400 Speaker 1: should at least told me so I could have covered 940 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:17,760 Speaker 1: my face. See, this can't get out about me. But 941 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,840 Speaker 1: the problem, though, dog, is it's gonna get out about me. 942 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to that in a minute. She begged 943 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,560 Speaker 1: me to keep participating in the videos with her. So 944 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,720 Speaker 1: now something we do often, you just in't here, just clown. 945 01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:34,600 Speaker 1: She made good money from uploading the videos to the site. 946 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,120 Speaker 1: So this has become a lucrative part time job for 947 01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,400 Speaker 1: But I can't help but think that this could come 948 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,360 Speaker 1: back to get what he said, This could come back 949 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:47,000 Speaker 1: and bite me in the butt one day. Well, everybody 950 01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:51,040 Speaker 1: else in your butt you might have where get it? 951 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:55,040 Speaker 1: Bit They up in it, they stand in it, they're 952 01:03:55,120 --> 01:04:01,800 Speaker 1: looking at it. This is crazy and and they said 953 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,920 Speaker 1: they could come back and bite me and keep me 954 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:11,600 Speaker 1: from becoming a successful entertainer. Man. Last week, I told 955 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:14,880 Speaker 1: him I'm out of the home video business with her. 956 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,480 Speaker 1: I told her I want to settle down with her, 957 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,520 Speaker 1: see did what lost me in right here? So you 958 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:22,320 Speaker 1: want to settle down? With a poun started out, Wow, 959 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:28,360 Speaker 1: huh you this you want to make? Huh? Your what? 960 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:35,240 Speaker 1: Your point? Wife? Because if you quit doing the videos 961 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,400 Speaker 1: and her dream is to become an adult film star 962 01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,840 Speaker 1: and you quit doing it, she gotta get somebody else 963 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:46,560 Speaker 1: co star. Any damn moves. No, he ain't. He don't 964 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,360 Speaker 1: want to do it no more. I told her, I'm 965 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,760 Speaker 1: out of it. I want down, I want to settle down. 966 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,480 Speaker 1: She was furious with me and said that I've been 967 01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:56,760 Speaker 1: supporting your damn dreams for two years, but I want 968 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:59,760 Speaker 1: to support hers. So Stephens silely said, I support my 969 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,200 Speaker 1: girl and make this thing work. Should I leave this 970 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:04,400 Speaker 1: madness and move on? You know, gonna work? You need 971 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:08,080 Speaker 1: to get out, run, you know, do about four five 972 01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:16,000 Speaker 1: more films, Do about four five more films, and get 973 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:18,800 Speaker 1: out because she makes good money. And I put that 974 01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:25,680 Speaker 1: bag on your head, paperback, that paper bag, you know, 975 01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:33,040 Speaker 1: the unknown comic exactly. Now let me tell your problem, brock. 976 01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:40,520 Speaker 1: It's out here. Somebody gonna find out. These are the 977 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:46,439 Speaker 1: ways that people can find out. Flipping through the year book. 978 01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:54,200 Speaker 1: Uh wait, what dud didn't he go to school. Didn't 979 01:05:54,240 --> 01:06:08,880 Speaker 1: he go to schools Here go another one, dude flipping 980 01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:13,480 Speaker 1: through the side right here. Oh, I don't know. Ain't 981 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:22,640 Speaker 1: he the band teacher? Teacher? What? What? Hello? I'm looking 982 01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:35,800 Speaker 1: at it? D ray, Ain't that d Here's another one 983 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:45,640 Speaker 1: on loud. Jesus, you ain't gonna believe what I've seen 984 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:51,000 Speaker 1: on my granddaughter phone. Not Grandma, this Deacon Patterson. Whoa, 985 01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:58,400 Speaker 1: he's a teacher and he's the band teacher. He in 986 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:06,680 Speaker 1: charge of the cub Scouts Pack six sixty nine pack. 987 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:12,280 Speaker 1: Guess he is good, Lord of missing shodn't turn it off? 988 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:18,920 Speaker 1: You know? He teaches to Sunday school class d Sunday. 989 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:24,200 Speaker 1: I'm had to get dressed a little go down here, down, 990 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:29,080 Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson, cause Dennis Patterson is doing the moden Patterson 991 01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:38,040 Speaker 1: and he patting. Matter of fact, Dennis is packet. Come on, Grandma, 992 01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:43,400 Speaker 1: I got to show this to Arline because she still 993 01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:51,040 Speaker 1: Arline still goes out at night. Oh Lord, get off 994 01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:54,360 Speaker 1: the site ground. I can't they got here out thirty 995 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:59,080 Speaker 1: four videos. You counted him and if for him and 996 01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:03,960 Speaker 1: the girl was in Monny. You know, I think this 997 01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,680 Speaker 1: the man that Steve were reading about on the Strawberry 998 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:16,240 Speaker 1: I beat dog go on. We didn't wear them Ellie Elli, 999 01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:22,240 Speaker 1: we find we's in the Strawberry Letter. We finding. I've 1000 01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:25,439 Speaker 1: been to call Steve and Sherley tell him we didn't 1001 01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:28,360 Speaker 1: found the victims in they let him. Oh my god, 1002 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,960 Speaker 1: and he's a deacon at our church and he teaches 1003 01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:36,960 Speaker 1: Sunday school. Whild We're gonna collect her off man, we 1004 01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:41,960 Speaker 1: got a chippy and make another movie. Grandmother, my niece 1005 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:46,040 Speaker 1: find out what hullo just trick itself. Oh my god, Hey, listen, 1006 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:48,280 Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Guys email us there. 1007 01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:55,040 Speaker 1: Go to Steve Harvey. F m oh boy. The Strawberry 1008 01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,360 Speaker 1: Letter today coming up in ten minutes. Since that girl 1009 01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:04,360 Speaker 1: Cheryl Underwood, you're list show all right? Steve introduced that 1010 01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:10,040 Speaker 1: girl from the top. Steve Harvey, look, sorry, had the 1011 01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:12,200 Speaker 1: runouts kids, and I was making German choking the cake, 1012 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:18,200 Speaker 1: you know, because it Steve right to make gemp take 1013 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:22,280 Speaker 1: scratch of making from scratch. Tommy, I'm not one of them, box, 1014 01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,439 Speaker 1: but the gem Cho cake on the cake I make 1015 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:28,120 Speaker 1: making from scratch ahead, I separate them eggs. That's right. 1016 01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:30,960 Speaker 1: You gotta get that baker's German chocolate. See, y'all don't 1017 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:33,479 Speaker 1: know about that other cake I make straight out of 1018 01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:36,200 Speaker 1: the box, dunking high. But okay, what's your favorite cake? 1019 01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:40,639 Speaker 1: Steve Hobby? What's your favorite cake? White? See off the dome? 1020 01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:42,879 Speaker 1: You see, I knew that I can make you scratch 1021 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:45,880 Speaker 1: and I make my own frost. You ain't gonna do that. 1022 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:50,920 Speaker 1: My wife already made it from me. She made to burn. 1023 01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:53,640 Speaker 1: I can't bring no cake in the house from the moment. No, 1024 01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:58,000 Speaker 1: not from nobody else. No appreciate your making a made 1025 01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:01,400 Speaker 1: Listen to me. Nah, ain't gonna live after that one. 1026 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:06,639 Speaker 1: No listening when on the wood s making you cake? 1027 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:10,599 Speaker 1: That's it. She just made one for my birthday. Oh 1028 01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:13,040 Speaker 1: you don't want the one I made? No, dave, I 1029 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:15,200 Speaker 1: just bought her home because she made another one. But 1030 01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:18,599 Speaker 1: what you take it for? That's it. I can take 1031 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:24,000 Speaker 1: a conversation take home. Yesterday. Hey dog, Hey, somebody made 1032 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:27,160 Speaker 1: me a German chocolate cake. I gave it to kid 1033 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:30,639 Speaker 1: yesterday at the studio. I can't take this cake from 1034 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,080 Speaker 1: my house. I didn't know that I got it now. 1035 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,280 Speaker 1: My wife all day she go get the ingredients and everything. 1036 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,560 Speaker 1: She the only person I ever met making Jake the 1037 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:42,840 Speaker 1: chocolate cake exactly like my mama made it. One of 1038 01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,880 Speaker 1: the greatest gifts of all time, all time. You know 1039 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:47,920 Speaker 1: how you get out of a seed when somebody get 1040 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,960 Speaker 1: you cake and you ain't trying to take it, Anne, 1041 01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:53,479 Speaker 1: you know what you do? Ready, drop it on the 1042 01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:55,640 Speaker 1: floor and say it had egg says in it and 1043 01:10:55,760 --> 01:11:00,200 Speaker 1: scrambled ass because they didn't cool down the frosted and else. 1044 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:04,599 Speaker 1: You can't eat a cracky teeth crowns. That's Hollywood dinches 1045 01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:12,080 Speaker 1: that we got about. We got premieres Premier Mom play 1046 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:16,120 Speaker 1: when I was forty, so that was the last time 1047 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:19,840 Speaker 1: I had a German chocolate cake. And then when I 1048 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:27,360 Speaker 1: reunited with Marjorie, I was forty eight. And then we 1049 01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:30,360 Speaker 1: were talking one day and it was my mom's birthday 1050 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:33,240 Speaker 1: and I was crying and she said, baby, don't care. 1051 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:35,200 Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I'll just tripp a little bit today 1052 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:39,040 Speaker 1: my mama's birthdays. She said yeah. I said, you know, 1053 01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,760 Speaker 1: I tell you something else now. My mom used to 1054 01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:43,439 Speaker 1: mak me a German chocolate cake every year for my birthday. 1055 01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:46,320 Speaker 1: I've had German I've never had a birthday without German 1056 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:49,559 Speaker 1: chocolate cake. And she said, well, I'm gonna make you running. 1057 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:53,360 Speaker 1: I went on, you said, to see, she said, I'll 1058 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:58,479 Speaker 1: make you running with her head sits hill mass just 1059 01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,519 Speaker 1: a pretty as scary to my name, and some damn 1060 01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,000 Speaker 1: cake like my mama. I said, this wouldn't be a disaster. 1061 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:06,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna quit like it. You know, if this cake 1062 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:07,840 Speaker 1: don't come out good, I don't have to quit liking 1063 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:11,160 Speaker 1: this girl because she made a big deal. Man, she 1064 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:15,200 Speaker 1: made that cake. Man, I tasted that cake seriously. Later 1065 01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,960 Speaker 1: on that day, I started crying. She still wasn't. I said, 1066 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,880 Speaker 1: you make cake just like my mom. Every year. Seal 1067 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:25,240 Speaker 1: the deal. That was, seal the Deal's every year she 1068 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:30,160 Speaker 1: makes me German make a good cake. But see, that's 1069 01:12:30,439 --> 01:12:36,599 Speaker 1: that's a beautiful story. That was just because he made 1070 01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:39,519 Speaker 1: me think about my daddy, you know, and my daddy. 1071 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:42,280 Speaker 1: You know, I got my daddy shape now and my daddy. 1072 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:51,200 Speaker 1: Yeah those short little round stomach, fat fingers, and my daddy. 1073 01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:56,640 Speaker 1: My daddy love, yeah, my daddy love. For Easter, he 1074 01:12:56,760 --> 01:13:00,800 Speaker 1: won a brown suit, but we both chop liddy. So 1075 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:03,439 Speaker 1: they say, brother Hunderwood, why you come to church with 1076 01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:08,519 Speaker 1: no clothes on? Because he got a he is so 1077 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:18,240 Speaker 1: ignorant you ain't got no man, I'm wearing brown chocolate. 1078 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,680 Speaker 1: You both chocolate. They stay Swiss underwood. Can't you put 1079 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,559 Speaker 1: the clothes on for you got the church? I got 1080 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:27,160 Speaker 1: a brown suits on like my daddy. That's a good Thursday. 1081 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:34,320 Speaker 1: It took you back. Sure why you made me crash? Huh? Say? 1082 01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:38,760 Speaker 1: I say you go to church and you so? Why 1083 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:41,840 Speaker 1: are you in your basket? No, that's right, because I'm 1084 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,080 Speaker 1: the chocolate bunny in the East, the basket buck buck 1085 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:48,840 Speaker 1: eats the buddy Steve, Steve, I know you like jam. 1086 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:52,200 Speaker 1: What kind of meat you're gonna have? Since Marjorie doing 1087 01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:54,880 Speaker 1: the doing the cake? Well, I do the meat. What 1088 01:13:55,000 --> 01:14:01,439 Speaker 1: kind of meat you gonna have? What I'm vegan now? Oh? 1089 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:06,000 Speaker 1: But for my birthday, I'm gonnahead for late and crab 1090 01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:13,280 Speaker 1: clothes fileta what? Oh boy, shut up? I thought you 1091 01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:16,160 Speaker 1: was trumps at the White House. Dumb bought out out 1092 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:24,639 Speaker 1: of McDonald's. Yeah, can I tell you what? So? What's 1093 01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:27,000 Speaker 1: so gobbet about that? He could have took his butt 1094 01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,680 Speaker 1: right down the bench chili bowl and bought out all 1095 01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:32,200 Speaker 1: of that and helped bitch chill it bowl or something. 1096 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:36,479 Speaker 1: You don't go down, Sweet Georgia Brown's or somewhere where 1097 01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:38,439 Speaker 1: they can use that money. Is that what it's called? 1098 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:42,040 Speaker 1: Sweet George Brown? The other soul food place down they 1099 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:45,360 Speaker 1: could have what the mister Henry's Mister Henry who let 1100 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,960 Speaker 1: me tell you something. Mister Henry got the best poach 1101 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:50,759 Speaker 1: up in the world. I have. I take full blood 1102 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:56,160 Speaker 1: pressure messes medicine, so I eat my po stupid. I 1103 01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:59,559 Speaker 1: love mister Henry poch Man. I can live on that. So, Steve, 1104 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,880 Speaker 1: you're gonna how long are we gonna be a vegans? Steve? 1105 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,720 Speaker 1: Is this a challenge? Well, you know I'm trying to 1106 01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:10,040 Speaker 1: for health reasons, Yeah, and just to give my digestive 1107 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:13,400 Speaker 1: system a read. Huh. And it's three different tiers of 1108 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,519 Speaker 1: being a vegan. You know. It's entry level, where you 1109 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:18,000 Speaker 1: do one meal a day as a vegan. Then they 1110 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,439 Speaker 1: got level two, where they teach you how to up 1111 01:15:20,479 --> 01:15:23,160 Speaker 1: it a little more vegan dishes, still eating meat and stuff, 1112 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,800 Speaker 1: and then they got the full long way to approach it. 1113 01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:29,040 Speaker 1: So I just gonna all in. I don't play with things. 1114 01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:31,840 Speaker 1: I've been a vegan for years. Y'all just didn't realize it. 1115 01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:35,200 Speaker 1: It didn't know, you know why, Cheryl, Because I've been 1116 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:41,919 Speaker 1: living on vodka for the past forty five years. Potato 1117 01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:52,240 Speaker 1: baby major last thing, Harvey, Happy birthday? All right, coming 1118 01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:54,760 Speaker 1: up to the top of the hour. More Birthday fund 1119 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:59,880 Speaker 1: with Steve Harvey. Right after this. You're listening Morning Show 1120 01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:07,599 Speaker 1: Today we are celebrating our fearless leader, Steve Harvey's birthday. So, Steve, 1121 01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:11,680 Speaker 1: it is time for some rapid Fire birthday questions. Oh, 1122 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:15,639 Speaker 1: come on with it, girl. You read sitting here rapid fire. Yes, 1123 01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,680 Speaker 1: rapid fire, So I ain't got time to think about No, No, 1124 01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:22,680 Speaker 1: let's go pass that along to your friend Kevin Hart too. Uh. 1125 01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:25,519 Speaker 1: What is one of the things you would put on 1126 01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:34,720 Speaker 1: your bucket list? Go camping out for one solid week? Okay, 1127 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:38,160 Speaker 1: all right? Come on, Tommy, all right, how you like 1128 01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:45,160 Speaker 1: your steak? Cook medium pink sound question? He asked? Right, then, 1129 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:47,920 Speaker 1: come on, rapid Fire. Let's go here the fire. Who 1130 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:55,720 Speaker 1: do you admire the most living or dead? Beautiful? Come 1131 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:57,840 Speaker 1: all right, rapid Fire. If a movie was made of 1132 01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:03,000 Speaker 1: your life, who would play you? Mike ELPs, not Tommy. Really, 1133 01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:14,439 Speaker 1: you're right here, he's what Steve too showing damn movie 1134 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:18,599 Speaker 1: The movies makes everyone look tall though he gonna walk 1135 01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:22,519 Speaker 1: on the peach crate the whole damn When you go 1136 01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:24,880 Speaker 1: up down stage and he's standing there with the microphone, well, 1137 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:29,719 Speaker 1: I ain't gonna have him a little at close, all right, Steve, 1138 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:32,120 Speaker 1: If you could trade lives with anyone for a day, 1139 01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:37,560 Speaker 1: who would it be? And why? Oh wow, that's a 1140 01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:41,439 Speaker 1: hard one. If I could trade lines with anybody for 1141 01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:46,320 Speaker 1: a day? For a day? Oh man, well, do you 1142 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:51,240 Speaker 1: know you want to be over here? Be over well? 1143 01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:54,840 Speaker 1: He wants to be you, Tommy, is that for a day? 1144 01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:57,400 Speaker 1: One thing about it? If I was you for a day, 1145 01:17:57,479 --> 01:17:59,200 Speaker 1: when I got back to me, I'd be a lot 1146 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:06,920 Speaker 1: more grateful that might want that bad idea? Yeah, um man, 1147 01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:08,760 Speaker 1: who would I be if I could be somebody for 1148 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:13,439 Speaker 1: a day. You wouldn't be Trump for a day? Oh 1149 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:16,920 Speaker 1: if I if I could think like me though, yeah yeah, 1150 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:20,639 Speaker 1: oh hell yeah, I'll be down Trump for a damn day. 1151 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:25,400 Speaker 1: Change something, thank you, thank you? Yeah, I don't forget 1152 01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:28,960 Speaker 1: the whole thing about the dumb ass wall. Yes, yeah, 1153 01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:33,240 Speaker 1: you need to say you're welcome after that, Steve, I 1154 01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:36,840 Speaker 1: wouldn't want to be him. I don't give a damn Barrock, uh, 1155 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:41,640 Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos, not for a day. Get back to my 1156 01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:44,840 Speaker 1: Poe ass like you got you got a hunting thing. 1157 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:47,240 Speaker 1: It's something billion dollars. Then you get back to me. 1158 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:51,519 Speaker 1: You're gonna feel real, Poe. Really No, I don't need 1159 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:56,599 Speaker 1: to go through that. Huh No, Okay, what is your 1160 01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:02,760 Speaker 1: favorite joke that I've ever heard? Oh? Just your favorite? Oh? Oh, 1161 01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:08,080 Speaker 1: my favorite joke I've ever written? Period? He best joke 1162 01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:12,680 Speaker 1: I've ever written, man, I would say the joke that 1163 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:15,360 Speaker 1: has meant the most. Two jokes have meant the most 1164 01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:19,800 Speaker 1: to my career. The joke that I did on Apollo 1165 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:22,840 Speaker 1: the first night which caused him to bring me back 1166 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:27,080 Speaker 1: when Mike Tyson got hit in the eye. And then 1167 01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:30,400 Speaker 1: what I did as a joke, but it turned out 1168 01:19:30,439 --> 01:19:32,920 Speaker 1: to be one of the most relevant pieces I wrote. 1169 01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:38,000 Speaker 1: It was an introductional yeah, I knew that one. Those 1170 01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:42,880 Speaker 1: two jokes were life last for me. Come on, Carla 1171 01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:49,719 Speaker 1: are five mode? That was better than that? Okay, Junior, 1172 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:52,519 Speaker 1: what's what's okay? Each one of y'all? What's y'all favorite 1173 01:19:52,600 --> 01:20:00,280 Speaker 1: joke I've ever done? I think hands yeah, will it 1174 01:20:00,439 --> 01:20:05,200 Speaker 1: Turners will evaluate? Wait a minute, when it Turner spoke 1175 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:12,639 Speaker 1: to all of America. But but I do like, oh, 1176 01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:22,040 Speaker 1: Jake I oh Jake the raker rule the piece the 1177 01:20:23,479 --> 01:20:33,920 Speaker 1: after Titanic. The Titanic was good and had wonderful wonder Yes, yes, wonderful. 1178 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:38,280 Speaker 1: Black people just have a couple of days. Yes we did. Y. Yeah, 1179 01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:44,599 Speaker 1: you've got man Michael Clark getting paid when he made 1180 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:47,559 Speaker 1: ten million dollars because I was on him about being 1181 01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,679 Speaker 1: a planet in the eighth When I asked Mike Comma, 1182 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:55,280 Speaker 1: he said ten million dollars. I was, I said, for 1183 01:20:55,520 --> 01:21:02,360 Speaker 1: four million. Have you ever seen I'd be such such 1184 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:06,200 Speaker 1: a good monkey? Black people be shame of mynn look 1185 01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:08,680 Speaker 1: at your big little pass that you ain't got to 1186 01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:12,519 Speaker 1: act that good or damn monkey, I'm at school doing 1187 01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:15,200 Speaker 1: all that. Can I can I ask for something? Yeah? 1188 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:22,920 Speaker 1: Can will it turn and be our clothing remarks today? Birthday? Man? Yeah? Man, 1189 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,920 Speaker 1: that'd be slick if we could play the Willie Turner bit. 1190 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:29,320 Speaker 1: I was thinking your closing remarks too, was your introduction 1191 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:35,720 Speaker 1: to christ that that was good? Let's play Willy if 1192 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:41,639 Speaker 1: we do willing nine, we do willing right now hold 1193 01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:44,439 Speaker 1: on and then dude, dude, do the Lord at the end. 1194 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,920 Speaker 1: But willing nine Lord at the end. We got something, women, 1195 01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:51,640 Speaker 1: What can I get? What you think, Carl, Yeah, what 1196 01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:53,320 Speaker 1: can I get? You? Know? That person? To my heart, 1197 01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:56,040 Speaker 1: I don't see you do you don't come to bed 1198 01:21:56,240 --> 01:22:00,160 Speaker 1: like you used to. But you ain't Steve. And if 1199 01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:02,439 Speaker 1: you don't even know that, you ain't got that spark 1200 01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:05,639 Speaker 1: in your relationship that that ain't that no more because 1201 01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:08,800 Speaker 1: you don't come to bed like you used to. Man, Yeah, 1202 01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:14,639 Speaker 1: where you get that from? What a class? Living? Living? Watching? 1203 01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:17,040 Speaker 1: My aunt came out the back room one time. We 1204 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,000 Speaker 1: was old w and I saw what she had on. 1205 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:25,360 Speaker 1: I said, lard, Jesus, no wonder my uncle don't like her. 1206 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:30,519 Speaker 1: I can't stand he used to get drunk and be old. 1207 01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:34,400 Speaker 1: I can't stand, I said, Man, I like him. Clears 1208 01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:41,080 Speaker 1: that class. She came out the bedroom one n I went, man, Man, 1209 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:45,040 Speaker 1: she had a hunting out fit. Head rapped up man 1210 01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:52,960 Speaker 1: camel and thick socks and flattened the robe that had 1211 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,439 Speaker 1: a little knight in the front of it. Because you 1212 01:22:54,479 --> 01:22:56,280 Speaker 1: and she had gained so much weight you couldn't make 1213 01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:59,439 Speaker 1: a boat no more. Man. She looked crazy, had some 1214 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:04,439 Speaker 1: cream on face. I said, man, wow, Man, I feel 1215 01:23:04,479 --> 01:23:06,559 Speaker 1: bad more, I said, Man, I was. I was nine, 1216 01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:10,680 Speaker 1: and I realized I said he should leave her relationship. 1217 01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:13,920 Speaker 1: Do you don't need to go through this? Sh was 1218 01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:18,280 Speaker 1: always deep. I know my uncle, I said, Man, I 1219 01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:21,400 Speaker 1: can't stand her, asked, I said, man, Claire knight On 1220 01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,519 Speaker 1: Claire came out that back room one night. I went, 1221 01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:29,559 Speaker 1: I see it. Ye can't be happy. All right, look 1222 01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:35,960 Speaker 1: we got we'll be back. It's Steve's birthday. Boy. He's 1223 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,800 Speaker 1: telling us a lot of great stories today, as we 1224 01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,439 Speaker 1: love for him to do. We'll be back with more 1225 01:23:40,479 --> 01:23:44,040 Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show on Steve's birthday right after. Yeah, 1226 01:23:44,439 --> 01:23:49,400 Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve and your birthday, 1227 01:23:49,479 --> 01:23:53,439 Speaker 1: we've been celebrating all morning. Yes, happy birthday. You know 1228 01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:56,960 Speaker 1: we love you and we love asking you rapid fire 1229 01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:59,080 Speaker 1: questions just to get to know you a little better. 1230 01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:01,799 Speaker 1: We know you, bud. Sometimes you know you want your audience. 1231 01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:07,240 Speaker 1: Are all right, Carl, start this one off, rapid fire. 1232 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:14,080 Speaker 1: Here we go. What is your biggest addiction? Man? Well, 1233 01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:18,240 Speaker 1: it was cigars. Cigars, man, it was like cigars, yeah, 1234 01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:23,080 Speaker 1: and it was that got taken from me. So back, 1235 01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:25,880 Speaker 1: I told my wife today. So she said, I can 1236 01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:29,519 Speaker 1: smoke a cigar on my birthday. So I'm waiting till 1237 01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:33,320 Speaker 1: tomorrow at my birthday party to smoke my cigar. And 1238 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:35,800 Speaker 1: then I said, baby, I'm gonna go down to one 1239 01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:40,000 Speaker 1: cigar month. She said, Nosty, you're gonna just stop all 1240 01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:43,479 Speaker 1: together and stop talking about when you get on your 1241 01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:46,360 Speaker 1: boat trip this year, how you gonna don't say nothing 1242 01:24:46,439 --> 01:24:48,439 Speaker 1: to you. I said, baby, that when I get on 1243 01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:50,439 Speaker 1: that boat this year, don't say nothing to me now, 1244 01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:54,439 Speaker 1: because I'm now I'm gonna smoking a cigar on the 1245 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:59,439 Speaker 1: boat a bunch. So we y'all pray for me that 1246 01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:14,280 Speaker 1: that happened, so after till summer. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus the 1247 01:25:14,439 --> 01:25:20,800 Speaker 1: man watching. Yeah, I ain't gonna what else you'll guy? 1248 01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:23,519 Speaker 1: All right, U, do you have a song that reminds 1249 01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:29,160 Speaker 1: you of a relationship? And if so, whist adore until 1250 01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:33,280 Speaker 1: the end of time. I'll be there for you. You 1251 01:25:33,479 --> 01:25:38,080 Speaker 1: are my heart and mind. I truly adore you. And 1252 01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:42,080 Speaker 1: if God one day struck me blind your beauty, I 1253 01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:47,519 Speaker 1: would still see. Love is too weak to define just 1254 01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:51,920 Speaker 1: what you mean to me. That is me and Marjorie 1255 01:25:52,080 --> 01:26:13,599 Speaker 1: jam singing. All right, here's my question. Your favorite time 1256 01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:17,200 Speaker 1: of day morning, noon or night? Morning? I love morning 1257 01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:20,840 Speaker 1: to morning person, I love waking up. Man, I love 1258 01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:23,200 Speaker 1: waking up for the sun. Come up. Oh man, I 1259 01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:28,839 Speaker 1: know that, alright, tell me, come on, who three hours 1260 01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:35,320 Speaker 1: are quickie? Two three hours is like too much that anymore? Yeah? 1261 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:38,160 Speaker 1: That just says really man, I mean I got to 1262 01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,160 Speaker 1: go to work. She probably want to go to sleep. 1263 01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:46,439 Speaker 1: But quickies ain't really you know, I need a little 1264 01:26:46,439 --> 01:26:49,840 Speaker 1: bit of time in a quickie. So for the two 1265 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:56,280 Speaker 1: three hours, Nah, ain't nobody doing all twenty anymore? Yeah, 1266 01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:58,800 Speaker 1: I'm throwing a marathon on you. But there ain't gonna 1267 01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:05,120 Speaker 1: be no three hours right, all right, here we go. 1268 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:10,240 Speaker 1: What was the last film you watched? I just saw it. Um, 1269 01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:16,600 Speaker 1: I just saw it Green Book. No, I don't know 1270 01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:23,840 Speaker 1: what that is, the war movie about these prisoners they 1271 01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:26,800 Speaker 1: got saved by this raid that they made. I can't 1272 01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:33,920 Speaker 1: thank Kirk on Netflix. I just saw it. Oh I 1273 01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:36,519 Speaker 1: don't know. All right, we'll have more of the Steve 1274 01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:40,559 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening 1275 01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:46,080 Speaker 1: to show, all right, guys in entertainment news today is 1276 01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:49,719 Speaker 1: fabulously a January seventeenth, and you know what that means. 1277 01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:53,800 Speaker 1: It is our fearless leader, Steve Harvey's birthday. It's one 1278 01:27:53,840 --> 01:27:59,160 Speaker 1: of the greatest players ever came out the game easy, 1279 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:06,720 Speaker 1: somebody gotta do it. Might is way me two years old. 1280 01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:10,639 Speaker 1: Look at all the people that were born on your 1281 01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:14,720 Speaker 1: birthday though. Besides, we love our Tasha, Carla's baby. It 1282 01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:22,000 Speaker 1: is her birthday as well. She's man, same time, is 1283 01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:25,599 Speaker 1: moving get good? I know She's still a baby to us. 1284 01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:30,439 Speaker 1: All right, Well, still many people were born on this day, Steve. 1285 01:28:30,560 --> 01:28:36,880 Speaker 1: Of course you Betty White, Yeah, ninety seven years old today, 1286 01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:46,200 Speaker 1: Betty White, Well, our first lady forever, first lady. Michelle Obama. 1287 01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:52,680 Speaker 1: Uh huh uh birthday, birthday. I didn't I didn't know this. 1288 01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:58,400 Speaker 1: D Wade, Dwayne Waite, d wait, I want his game. 1289 01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:02,479 Speaker 1: I didn't know this, right, Jay Carl, you know we 1290 01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:12,840 Speaker 1: love us, made a whole family represent Yeah, little John Yeah, yeah, 1291 01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:18,639 Speaker 1: I ain't know that kid, Rob. But in the list though, well, 1292 01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:22,639 Speaker 1: we'll tell me you're gonna like this one. James Earl Jones, Baby, 1293 01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:33,760 Speaker 1: this is yes. Marie pob you are yes. Jim Carrey's 1294 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:37,560 Speaker 1: talented right there. Yeah, that's what we is. Shop. We 1295 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:45,240 Speaker 1: are seated. Shaba ranks Earth the kid, yeah, and of 1296 01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:49,519 Speaker 1: course the Late k the greatest of all times. Muhammad Ali, 1297 01:29:55,160 --> 01:30:02,320 Speaker 1: Benjamin Franklin. Yeah, wait a minute, discovered in electricity Benjamin 1298 01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:08,920 Speaker 1: frank for Capricorns sitting up in here dog. If it 1299 01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:13,760 Speaker 1: wasn't for capric are you for real? You know? No, 1300 01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:17,840 Speaker 1: I'm serious. If it wasn't out for Capricorns, y'all would 1301 01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:21,200 Speaker 1: be in the dog and you would all be lost. 1302 01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:26,479 Speaker 1: All right? You believe that, y'all. I'm telling you right now. 1303 01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:30,680 Speaker 1: Jesus's Birthday d Summer twenty filth. Know what that make 1304 01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:35,120 Speaker 1: Kemp Capricorn, tell me if it wasn't for him, really, 1305 01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:37,400 Speaker 1: if you wouldn't be in the dog and you wouldn't 1306 01:30:37,439 --> 01:30:41,040 Speaker 1: be lost? Damn Benjamin frank he's saying, let that be 1307 01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:50,080 Speaker 1: not make a light? Yes, I wouldn't even know what 1308 01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:53,759 Speaker 1: light was. So that's how you feel to be born, 1309 01:30:54,720 --> 01:30:58,160 Speaker 1: to have such amongst this great company. That's the greatest 1310 01:30:58,240 --> 01:31:02,840 Speaker 1: sign of them. You can't talk the list. If Jesus's Capcorn, 1311 01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:05,960 Speaker 1: who you got? Yeah? I mean, we pick a side. 1312 01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:08,840 Speaker 1: I'm with you when you're right now, and okay, Steve 1313 01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:12,479 Speaker 1: your pick, I go give me Jesus who you Finn 1314 01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:19,320 Speaker 1: to pick? Jordan? Go ahead? Who you on? Tiger Woods? 1315 01:31:19,320 --> 01:31:21,920 Speaker 1: Go ahead? Get him give me Kevin Hart. That's all 1316 01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:24,880 Speaker 1: I got. Oh, y'all cancels, Yeah, we canceled. That's all 1317 01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:29,560 Speaker 1: I got. Grast cancer, I know. Oh all right, thank you. 1318 01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:32,800 Speaker 1: We will be back with closing remarks from the one 1319 01:31:32,840 --> 01:31:35,599 Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey right after this at forty nine 1320 01:31:35,640 --> 01:31:41,200 Speaker 1: after you're listening morning show. Steve, it's your birthday today. 1321 01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:43,160 Speaker 1: We've had a great time with you, getting to know 1322 01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:47,280 Speaker 1: you again. Uh, just having fun with you TV and 1323 01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:50,519 Speaker 1: you laughing with you all day because normally you're off 1324 01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:52,400 Speaker 1: on your birthday, so this is a treat for us 1325 01:31:52,479 --> 01:31:55,800 Speaker 1: as well. I always take off on my birthday. But yeah, 1326 01:31:56,479 --> 01:31:58,879 Speaker 1: I got too many jobs. Now I'm working on my birthday. 1327 01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:01,599 Speaker 1: I'm doing TV today too. So wow, Well we're glad 1328 01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:05,439 Speaker 1: you're here. Happy birthday, Steve. Yeah, I appreciate y'all. Can't 1329 01:32:05,479 --> 01:32:10,479 Speaker 1: say something to y'all thing I appreciate, really, I do. 1330 01:32:10,680 --> 01:32:15,840 Speaker 1: Man for supporting me, for standing with me over the years, 1331 01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:21,360 Speaker 1: for making me look good, for allowing me to, you know, 1332 01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:24,880 Speaker 1: move you you all adapt y'alls to schedule around mine 1333 01:32:24,920 --> 01:32:27,519 Speaker 1: a lot of times. I just appreciate it Man, to 1334 01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:30,240 Speaker 1: have great friends, to work with, people that you enjoy 1335 01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:33,120 Speaker 1: working with is a pleasure every day that I'm not 1336 01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:35,400 Speaker 1: coming to work with a group of people I don't 1337 01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:38,160 Speaker 1: like and having a good time with that'd be ugly. 1338 01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:42,519 Speaker 1: I fire you so fun, God, I will, but I 1339 01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:44,840 Speaker 1: ain't had to do that because y'all, y'all been real 1340 01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:48,120 Speaker 1: supportive and good to me over the years. It's been 1341 01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:50,800 Speaker 1: great than we're loving. Man, happy birthday. But can I 1342 01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:54,559 Speaker 1: tell you, man, thank you for shure us how to live? Man? Yeah? Man, 1343 01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:59,759 Speaker 1: no more apologies, Steve, Yeah, you know what, and surely 1344 01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:01,760 Speaker 1: may that clear. I'm not gonna do that anymore. I'm 1345 01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:06,320 Speaker 1: not gonna apologize. I'm not gonna apologize for God blessing 1346 01:33:06,439 --> 01:33:09,720 Speaker 1: me now. I avoided it because I didn't want to, 1347 01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:12,120 Speaker 1: you know. I didn't want people to say, why you 1348 01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:14,479 Speaker 1: always throwing that in our face? Because I don't care 1349 01:33:14,520 --> 01:33:17,439 Speaker 1: what you do. Man. People, they they're strong out there 1350 01:33:17,479 --> 01:33:19,880 Speaker 1: with that hate. But I gotta remember that hate is 1351 01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:25,240 Speaker 1: just louder than love. It's not stronger. And if you 1352 01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:29,960 Speaker 1: don't know what's out there, how can you imagine having it. 1353 01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:33,800 Speaker 1: It's hard to imagine something that you have and you 1354 01:33:33,880 --> 01:33:37,400 Speaker 1: don't know what to imagine. So I should be okay 1355 01:33:37,479 --> 01:33:44,280 Speaker 1: with showing my fans and my people aspirational living that look, man, 1356 01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:48,120 Speaker 1: God is in the blessing business, and he has blessings 1357 01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:51,160 Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, he has no respective persons. He did 1358 01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:52,720 Speaker 1: it for you. He could do it for someone, man, 1359 01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:56,720 Speaker 1: And what's for you? It's for you anyway, the same 1360 01:33:56,800 --> 01:34:01,479 Speaker 1: way he's gonna bless someone. But he has the power 1361 01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:04,479 Speaker 1: to give you the desires of your heart. But you 1362 01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:06,880 Speaker 1: have not caused your ass. Now you got to get 1363 01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:12,120 Speaker 1: to asking. But one of your one of your most famous, 1364 01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:16,439 Speaker 1: famous comedy things that you've ever done on stage was 1365 01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:19,560 Speaker 1: introducing Christ. If you could introduce Christ, he would do 1366 01:34:19,640 --> 01:34:23,839 Speaker 1: it like this. The two most compelling bits that changed 1367 01:34:23,920 --> 01:34:27,080 Speaker 1: my entire career was the first time I appeared on 1368 01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:29,679 Speaker 1: showtime at de Apolo and I wrote the joke about 1369 01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:32,360 Speaker 1: Mike Tyson getting in the fight with the heavyweight fighter 1370 01:34:32,439 --> 01:34:35,479 Speaker 1: Mitch Green in a store in Harlem and he hit 1371 01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:38,320 Speaker 1: Mitch Green in the eye yea. And I wrote the 1372 01:34:38,439 --> 01:34:41,600 Speaker 1: joke about Mitch Green. There was interviewing Mitch Green and 1373 01:34:41,720 --> 01:34:44,000 Speaker 1: his eye didn't like the way he was telling it, 1374 01:34:45,040 --> 01:34:49,280 Speaker 1: so his eye took over the interview and that was 1375 01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:53,840 Speaker 1: a great And then my second career changing but life 1376 01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:58,360 Speaker 1: altering joke was in h don't trip. He ain't through 1377 01:34:58,439 --> 01:35:03,479 Speaker 1: with me yet when I did the introduction to Christ. 1378 01:35:04,479 --> 01:35:08,639 Speaker 1: That yeah, that's gonna be my closing remarks today. Okay, 1379 01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:12,400 Speaker 1: so thank y'all for the happy birthday. I'm gonna be 1380 01:35:12,439 --> 01:35:15,840 Speaker 1: at work all day today. Thank y'all. We just gonna 1381 01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:18,320 Speaker 1: play this and let it run us own out. Y'all 1382 01:35:18,400 --> 01:35:21,960 Speaker 1: have a great weekend. I'm gonna be clowning just for 1383 01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:25,200 Speaker 1: I just do one birthday. My wife got some stuff 1384 01:35:25,280 --> 01:35:29,880 Speaker 1: planning that I don't didn't agree with, but it's done now, 1385 01:35:30,360 --> 01:35:32,880 Speaker 1: and you know I gotta act happy about it. Okay, 1386 01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:37,000 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, this is my introduction to Christ. If 1387 01:35:37,080 --> 01:35:43,880 Speaker 1: I had the pleasure of bringing out Christ, this is 1388 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:46,760 Speaker 1: just how I would do it. It ain't got to 1389 01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:49,679 Speaker 1: be the way you do it. You might not think 1390 01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:53,280 Speaker 1: it's just right, but this is how I would do it. 1391 01:35:55,800 --> 01:36:01,519 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. It is my honor to introduce a 1392 01:36:01,680 --> 01:36:10,719 Speaker 1: man who needs no introduction. His credits are too long 1393 01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:19,759 Speaker 1: to list. He has done the impossible time after time. 1394 01:36:22,439 --> 01:36:28,360 Speaker 1: He had out of a major in Bethel, had Jerusalem 1395 01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:36,000 Speaker 1: by way of Heaven. His mother is still headlining in 1396 01:36:36,160 --> 01:36:42,800 Speaker 1: the Capitolic church. Today he's gat It's the author of 1397 01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:46,639 Speaker 1: a book that has been on the best seller list 1398 01:36:47,439 --> 01:36:54,680 Speaker 1: since the beginning of time. He holds the record for 1399 01:36:54,840 --> 01:37:03,080 Speaker 1: the wall free its fish fry. He five thousand hundred 1400 01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:09,920 Speaker 1: souls with two fish, five loads of bread. He can 1401 01:37:10,040 --> 01:37:16,600 Speaker 1: walk on water, turn water into wine. No special effects, 1402 01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:23,240 Speaker 1: no camera tricks. He has a head shot on every 1403 01:37:23,479 --> 01:37:31,719 Speaker 1: church fan across the curtain. Evening before the Keys of Comedy, 1404 01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:39,960 Speaker 1: he was held the key of all kings on the universe. 1405 01:37:40,479 --> 01:37:46,360 Speaker 1: O for and adinger beginning and the right and the 1406 01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:51,560 Speaker 1: moaning suck. Some say he's the rose of shamming, and 1407 01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:55,920 Speaker 1: some say he's the princip Get up on your feet, 1408 01:37:57,040 --> 01:38:45,479 Speaker 1: put your hands together. God is good, Good for all. 1409 01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:49,240 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey contests no purchase necessary, void where prohibited. 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