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Speaker 1: Today, I affed up by abandoning my toddler. Good they

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Speaker 1: deserve it. Oh no, John, you're gonna be a terrible parent.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I are both thankful that it ended

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Speaker 1: better than it could have and that we can laugh

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Speaker 1: about it now. We've been saving for years to go

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Speaker 1: on vacation to Ireland. Oh don't you know the gold?

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Speaker 2: About the gold?

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Speaker 1: Stay away from me, Lucky Toms.

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Speaker 3: I think you transitioned into Scottish there.

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Speaker 2: Let's say uh an onion layers, layers, olgers are not

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Speaker 2: like kicks.

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Speaker 1: Finally we had enough money and que the panic. My

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Speaker 1: wife is the only one among the family who had

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Speaker 1: ever been on a plane before. Oh that's crazy, but

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Speaker 1: we were all panicking as we got ready. We woke

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Speaker 1: up at three am, got to the airport by five am,

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Speaker 1: and everyone was tired. The ten year old and seven

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Speaker 1: year old were groggy but awake, and my wife wanted

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Speaker 1: to wait as long as possible before waking up our

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Speaker 1: two year old, and he would sure wake up as

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Speaker 1: soon as we got him out of his car seat,

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Speaker 1: so we held off on that. But we held off

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Speaker 1: on it for so long. In our haste we forgot

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Speaker 1: he was still in the car. We started heading to

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Speaker 1: the airport, and we made hi about halfway before we

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Speaker 1: acknowledged the stroller that it had folded and was holding.

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Speaker 1: I looked at the older kids and thought, huh, they're

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Speaker 1: a little too old for the stroller, and then it hit.

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Speaker 2: Me, love baby, the baby.

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Speaker 1: It takes about one and a half seconds for my

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Speaker 1: wife to realize why I was running back to the car. Thankfully,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't too cold and the kid was still asleep,

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Speaker 1: but frick. We feel like shitty parents. It could have

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Speaker 1: ended so much worse than it did, for which my

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Speaker 1: wife and I are both grateful that it didn't.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he should have doubled down and just put him

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Speaker 3: in the wilderness and see if he can become like

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Speaker 3: a Tarzan man.

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Speaker 1: It's like the Romans, if you had a defined baby,

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Speaker 1: they just left them in the wilderness defend for themselves.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: It's like, maybe the baby will come back a wilded

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Speaker 3: beast of a man.

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Speaker 1: Uh, it'll be like like an Olympian, like a rock

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Speaker 1: climber or something, or a runner.

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Speaker 3: It's like ooga, booga booga, I run fast, damn see

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Speaker 3: you