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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling Hot Pockets brand. Bye, try our

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Speaker 1: hot Pockets snackers. Thank you for calling Hot Pockets By.

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Speaker 1: This is Para. How can I help you today? Yo?

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Speaker 1: I just burned my throat on one of your hot

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Speaker 1: ass pockets. What y'all putting that? Did you let it stand?

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Speaker 1: Did you let it stand for two minutes after you

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Speaker 1: took it out of the microwave? Yeah? I cooked it

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Speaker 1: for two minutes. So what is your name? Please? My

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Speaker 1: name is Poopy. Y'all? Ever been burnt by one of

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Speaker 1: your damn hot ass pockets before? I want to burn

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Speaker 1: one time? Mister poop by? Did y'all say y'all? Did

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Speaker 1: y'all to say poop? You said your name was mister

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Speaker 1: poop no muff poop p double okay? Now I got

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Speaker 1: my mouth on fire because your hot ass pocket and

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Speaker 1: now you're making fun of my name. We'll kind of customer, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I misunderstood you. P w okay, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: mister pop no p double okay, p o ouble big poop. God,

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Speaker 1: you need to watch the language. It's really over the

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Speaker 1: top for me. I'm what I say that, I need

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Speaker 1: to watch my language. Y'all are the customer service supposed

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Speaker 1: to be helping me. I'm them up customer, correct, but

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Speaker 1: you're swearing a lot and um that's not necessarily okay,

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Speaker 1: give me one example. Let me swearing it. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you just did it just now at the very end

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Speaker 1: of the sentence the sword. Y'all crazy, y'all don't know

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Speaker 1: what y'all talking about. I want you to help me,

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Speaker 1: all right, y'all customer, y'all, customer service. I put in

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Speaker 1: a hot pocket when I started this call. All right,

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Speaker 1: as soon as it's done, I want y'all to walk

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Speaker 1: me through how to eat one of your hot ass

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Speaker 1: molten lava fiery pockets. Well, um, sir, you would first

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Speaker 1: let it sit for two minutes after the buzzer. Y'all

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Speaker 1: heard a buzzard? Yeah, I heard it, all right now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so let it sit for two minutes? Now, do you

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Speaker 1: not do not touch it? Let it? It's just in

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Speaker 1: front of me, looking at me, staring at me, looking off, golden,

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Speaker 1: brown and delicious. You expect me to stand here for

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Speaker 1: two minutes? Why are you gonna be eating another one?

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Speaker 1: Mister Pruke. You know what this is like the Tom

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Speaker 1: Cruise movie. It's Mission impossible right here to let this

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Speaker 1: wait two minutes. I gotta take him up. Oh no, no no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no no, we still have another minute. I've

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Speaker 1: been minutes. Oh my gosh, you did not fight into

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Speaker 1: did you. Oh, mister Pruke, are you okay? How do

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Speaker 1: cool water cool that? Why did you do that? Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, I'm gonna have to get your information ya

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Speaker 1: I mouth again? Man, Please go get a drink of

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Speaker 1: cold water and cool down your mouth. That's it, y'all

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Speaker 1: messed up with these hot ass pockets. I'm calling my homeboy,

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Speaker 1: Stinky Pete right now. He's my cousin. He's a lawyer.

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Speaker 1: Were gonna sue you? Oh you really? I mean he's

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Speaker 1: not really a law but he's been the quarter a

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Speaker 1: bunch of times, so he knows how it works. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and mister my supervisor, you listen to me real quick, Terry,

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Speaker 1: I want a company to change his name to Big

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Speaker 1: Pook's Hot Ass. Make sure you wait two muff minutes

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Speaker 1: before you buy it into this hot ash pocket. Oh

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Speaker 1: let me tongue up on me. Huh? All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do now. Oh damn, this

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Speaker 1: is a delicious hot pocket right in front of me,

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Speaker 1: taking bye this, Oh my god. A pocket