Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome to this edition of putting some
Speaker 1: Crystal Zite in My Water. And that's still water, folks.
Speaker 1: Even though I just added this sugar substitute to make
Speaker 1: it a flavored beverage, it is still water. Because that's
Speaker 1: a trend we're gonna have to talk about later on
Speaker 1: in the show. But first let's talk about the real news.
Speaker 1: And first let's introduce ourselves. My name is Miles, and
Speaker 1: I'm here with Decca. How are you Becca? Hello, I'm good.
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm great, I'm great. Good, all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: raising the roof. Wow, you're raising. I haven't seen that
Speaker 1: in a minute. All right, let's tell the people what
Speaker 1: is trending. Monster Energy is trending, because this is fucking
Speaker 1: so stupid. Apparently, the Monster Energy drink company, they're like
Speaker 1: reportedly threatening legal action against an independent video game company
Speaker 1: because their game Dark Deception, Monsters and Mortals has the
Speaker 1: fucking word monster in it. And I'm like, what, how
Speaker 1: do you You don't on that? You don't know? Shit.
Speaker 1: It feels like this is a weird, you know, bone
Speaker 1: to pick, because it feels like over the years a
Speaker 1: Monster Energy drink has existed, there have been many things
Speaker 1: with monsters in it. H So, yeah, Bryan's back. Monster
Speaker 1: Cables like Monster Cables have been around for a minute,
Speaker 1: the precursor to Beats by Dre headphones. Also the guy
Speaker 1: who owns that company, he like goes around on like
Speaker 1: a fucking hover around like um like barboard thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: segu segue scooter. I saw him at the jay Z
Speaker 1: four forty four show in Las Vegas, uh in twenty
Speaker 1: and seventeen, I think is when that was, and he
Speaker 1: was there. I was like, who is this old dude
Speaker 1: on a fucking segue going through the fucking Tea mobile
Speaker 1: center at the jay Z show? And like it turned
Speaker 1: out he's the Monster Monster Cables person anyway, so they
Speaker 1: do believe it. This like goes this is like that
Speaker 1: something that Monster has done a few times um accord.
Speaker 1: Though according to the game company, they said Monster is
Speaker 1: telling them that they'll let them release the game as
Speaker 1: long as they quote agreed and never name any other
Speaker 1: game any variation of the word monster, and also never
Speaker 1: use green and white logos on a black background. The
Speaker 1: logo I kind of get, but like, but you can't
Speaker 1: just say green and white against a black background, then
Speaker 1: what you're gonna go after the fucking Celtics and like
Speaker 1: any other like rain and a white thing like let's again.
Speaker 1: So this is apparently something they are doing a lot
Speaker 1: of in the past. Again, they're parsonaln by Coca Cola.
Speaker 1: Apparently they did this ship to a small Ohio restaurant
Speaker 1: for putting the word monster on a sign. Okay, a
Speaker 1: fucking restaurant. They also hit up a Georgia welder, fucking welder. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're like fusing metals together and shit for using an
Speaker 1: m they thought was similar to the one on their logo. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe you might have something there. But then they also
Speaker 1: got into another legal spat with some dude who had
Speaker 1: an aquarium hobby forum okay, aquarium hobby forum online called
Speaker 1: Monster fish Keepers. And they've also again, they've threatened video
Speaker 1: game makers in the past too. You might know a
Speaker 1: game called Immortals Phoenix Rising. Well, that game was called
Speaker 1: Gods and Monsters originally before Monster came through, and it
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, you know, the title would be too
Speaker 1: easily confused with our brand. You got to come off
Speaker 1: back so confusing, are you for real? Um? So, anyway,
Speaker 1: it's like a mixture of like the weirdest greed and
Speaker 1: ego combined where you're like, you, yeah, really think you
Speaker 1: own that fucking word. Yeah. It's also like you think
Speaker 1: your brand chair isn't big enough to compete with a
Speaker 1: video game that has nothing to do with an energy
Speaker 1: during m also like, um, you're gonna go after Lady Gaga. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go out you know the whole fandom of
Speaker 1: little Monsters. You're gonna do that? Do you after the
Speaker 1: what happened when that album or that song Monster came out?
Speaker 1: Did y'all have someone to say then too? Because I
Speaker 1: scarify them? Yeah, but I'm a little monster. Okay, there
Speaker 1: you go. Anyway, Shout out all the people who have
Speaker 1: to fucking fight this literal monster of an energy of
Speaker 1: a company because they think they own the fucking word monster.
Speaker 1: Another thing Nashville trend to see yesterday. Trump got a
Speaker 1: lot of the attention, especially with the news you know,
Speaker 1: of his fucking indictment and all that. But in Tennessee,
Speaker 1: more than a thousand students in Nashville staged a walkout,
Speaker 1: you know, basically to protest the lack of fucking action
Speaker 1: on gun control. And they did it exactly at ten
Speaker 1: thirteen am to Mark when a call came from the
Speaker 1: Covenant School when that shooting happened. And yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a pretty large scale event. I mean a lot has
Speaker 1: been happening in that state, including you know, state representatives
Speaker 1: who were trying to protest the lack of action and
Speaker 1: then them basically voting to expel them. It's really fucking
Speaker 1: bad right now over there. And we've talked about the
Speaker 1: governor Bill Lee, who knew two of the victims personally,
Speaker 1: his wife was going to have they said they were
Speaker 1: going to have dinner with one of them that night. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's done fuck all and still did nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only thing he's done in response is proposed one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty five million dollars two lace an armed
Speaker 1: security guard in every Tennessee public school. Are y'all fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me? Like I as as a daughter of an
Speaker 1: educator and my brothers also an educator. Like it just
Speaker 1: the shit makes me so infuriated because a like literally
Speaker 1: through time and time again, court case after courtcase, like
Speaker 1: cops and security guards are not legally bound to protect okay,
Speaker 1: like they are like they are for themselves, Like if
Speaker 1: they feel they can nope it out of there if
Speaker 1: they want, no, they can nope it out of there.
Speaker 1: No accountability. So why the fuck are we going to
Speaker 1: put more security in a school that it is obviously
Speaker 1: not going to do anything. I thought we'd learned that
Speaker 1: from the Texas shooting. Hey, it goes to my buddy
Speaker 1: who owns a company of armed security guards, and it's
Speaker 1: a pretty lucrative contract for him. He also gave me
Speaker 1: two hundred fifty thousand last election cycle. Look, don't ask
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, okay, that's like we don't have
Speaker 1: enough joke but shooting examples, But so like the last,
Speaker 1: like not the last, I don't even know, there's so many.
Speaker 1: But you know, Uvalde, that was like the big issue
Speaker 1: the Evalday shoating is that there were literally cops in
Speaker 1: the school and they didn't do anything. Like literally there
Speaker 1: was moms breaking into the school saving children before the cops,
Speaker 1: cops trying to site them from going in. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just it's heartbreaking. It's and excuse me if I've missed this,
Speaker 1: But has President Biden said anything about this? He did.
Speaker 1: He was like, hey man, you know it's Congress got
Speaker 1: to do something. I've tried to do everything I can
Speaker 1: with this, that and the other. I mean, look at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, functionally, no, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, um, but whatever this is. This is
Speaker 1: the slow progress in this country. I mean really none
Speaker 1: at all. It feels like when it comes to something
Speaker 1: like yeah, I mean, throwing children's bodies on the fucking
Speaker 1: pyre to you know, worship the Second Amendment, it's fucking gross. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My heart goes out to those kids in Tennessee and
Speaker 1: the families and everyone who went out to protests. You know.
Speaker 1: Also side note, the governor also hasn't said the word
Speaker 1: gun publicly since the shooting. Of course shook this person
Speaker 1: and his coward absolute melt behavior. And also I think
Speaker 1: there was news that there were people that were armed
Speaker 1: at that school too, like you at all and in Tennessee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but again what you know, we're the arguments for that,
Speaker 1: like and I get that they were probably having to
Speaker 1: protect like they're like students or whatever, but that that
Speaker 1: logic is not fucking sound. But whatever they need to
Speaker 1: do to keep screaming about guns. Anyway, justin long you
Speaker 1: might remember him. He's the Apple guy. At one point, Um,
Speaker 1: you know that that was that was like, I feel like,
Speaker 1: was that his biggest check, like doing that massive Apple
Speaker 1: campus in check. Yeah, he was the Apple Dell guy
Speaker 1: for so long and then Dell when they try to
Speaker 1: make their comeback, brought him back and bought him off
Speaker 1: and he became right right right Uh Anyway, um, he's
Speaker 1: trending and Becca this is I like when I see these,
Speaker 1: was like, and I go, what the fun was going
Speaker 1: on with Justin? Is he? Okay? But this because Justin
Speaker 1: Long way viral TikTok a while ago for posting this
Speaker 1: insane caption of his then girlfriend now fiance kpe Bosworth.
Speaker 1: I like how you said like you didn't know who
Speaker 1: Kate Bosworth was? Well, I almost said her name last
Speaker 1: name wrong, Like I had to take a beat old.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we know Kate, No, No, I know who kay,
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure I didn't say it wrong. Okay.
Speaker 1: So he wrote a captionly long caption like declaring his
Speaker 1: love about her and all this stuff. I think it
Speaker 1: was for her birthday and people were just like, man,
Speaker 1: I want a man who loves me the way Justin
Speaker 1: long loves kpe Bosworth. Well, another insane caption has come
Speaker 1: into the mix as he has officially proposed to Kpe Bosworth,
Speaker 1: and I just I had to read a little bit
Speaker 1: of it because it is so long and honestly like,
Speaker 1: I've never seen a celeberty man really praise, you know,
Speaker 1: the woman in his life the way that Justin Long
Speaker 1: be praising Kate Bosworth. And I've been a fan of
Speaker 1: History a long time. I've loved most of his stuff
Speaker 1: that he's been in. I think he's just a fun loving,
Speaker 1: goofy guy and I'm happy for him. But the Captain,
Speaker 1: I guess he has a podcast, and they talked about
Speaker 1: it on their most recent episode together. He said she
Speaker 1: says yes to being a guest on Life Is Short
Speaker 1: podcast and to the other slightly more life changing questions.
Speaker 1: Winky face, my favorite person is now also my favorite
Speaker 1: guest on my favorite podcast. One day, the incredibly talented
Speaker 1: Kate Bosworth will be on this podcast and talk about
Speaker 1: her years of memorable acting performances, but on this episode,
Speaker 1: we mostly talk about the events that led up to
Speaker 1: her agreeing to spend her life with this very, very
Speaker 1: lucky podcast host. It felt like a leap to talk
Speaker 1: about something so personal so publicly, but I found that
Speaker 1: scary things become much easier when you commit to the
Speaker 1: truth dot dot dot and to the partner as loving
Speaker 1: and safe as Catherine and Bo. We name this podcast
Speaker 1: Life Is Short because it's a dumb pun in parentheses.
Speaker 1: I love puns, but also because I liked saying it
Speaker 1: out loud and hearing this reminder to live each day
Speaker 1: as fully as possible. I feel eternally grateful that I
Speaker 1: found a partner who makes each day so full, whose
Speaker 1: mere presence is a reminder of the beauty and brevity
Speaker 1: of life, and who makes me laugh from one minute
Speaker 1: from the minute I wake up to the one I
Speaker 1: begrudgingly fall asleep. I cherish these days we have had
Speaker 1: and the ones to come. Heart Ring listen to Life
Speaker 1: is Short wherever you listen to podcasts. Oh shit, I yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm happy for them. But I almost vomited. I almost
Speaker 1: vomited by by the end of it. I almost, I
Speaker 1: actually did. I vomited a little bit of my mouth.
Speaker 1: And that's my own cynicism coming out. And I should
Speaker 1: I should let them enjoy their life because they do.
Speaker 1: He's got that vibe where like like his life may
Speaker 1: have been so shitty, and then like he like she
Speaker 1: really just got him to like really be invigorated again,
Speaker 1: because yo, Loki, I remember seeing this guy outside of
Speaker 1: like the UCB theater At times he didn't look too hot,
Speaker 1: I mean, and he was hitting on the homies and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I get it. It's justin long you know, you're
Speaker 1: taking your shot. This was like fucking eight years ago.
Speaker 1: Seven years ago. Yeah, and at the time, I was like,
Speaker 1: I remember being like, oh man, what the fuck, what's
Speaker 1: going on with this guy. It's not that it was
Speaker 1: like problematic anything, but it looked a little bit like
Speaker 1: it did not have the energy of this like this
Speaker 1: person was not there from this. So I'm very very
Speaker 1: happy for you that you and Katherine Anne Bosworth have
Speaker 1: found each other and are and then you also turned
Speaker 1: it into promo for a podcast. Goddamn. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess they talked about their love life on that episode,
Speaker 1: and honestly, it did get me to want to tune in.
Speaker 1: I might go listen because I'm like, I wonder what
Speaker 1: makes him love her so much, like, because to me,
Speaker 1: she is unlovable. Yeah, yeah, I wonder what it is
Speaker 1: like she laughs at his jokes or you know, like
Speaker 1: I think of like even you know, her majesty, like
Speaker 1: the things I appreciate the most, or how much she
Speaker 1: inspired me to make myself better. I'm merely being herself
Speaker 1: and things like that, you know. And I could I
Speaker 1: could do a justin long type caption too right now.
Speaker 1: But you know, look, we love. The ladies are sick,
Speaker 1: they're posting, they're showing their boyfriends. This is the inspo.
Speaker 1: I need you to talk about me the ways in
Speaker 1: long times, about kape Osworth, because that is the love
Speaker 1: I need to receive. Yeah, I mean, and I feel
Speaker 1: terrible if you are with you know, emotionally aloof people
Speaker 1: who you know might not be able to express the
Speaker 1: depth of their love for you, because that is very important.
Speaker 1: You know, we're people. We need to hear this stuff.
Speaker 1: We need to hear it, so shout out to love.
Speaker 1: Hopefully this doesn't, you know, turn into some weird story
Speaker 1: down the road. All right, let's take a break and
Speaker 1: we will be right back. And we're back. Um so
Speaker 1: is water but the flavored kind and becta. Before we
Speaker 1: were talking about borgs, you know, we're talking about how
Speaker 1: these gen Z kids are, Like, you can't get too
Speaker 1: fucked up if you're drinking alcohol mixed with water. Um.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of experts have pushed back on
Speaker 1: this supposed science of that. But here we are now
Speaker 1: with a new trend we're seeing on the web, which
Speaker 1: is I guess we're calling a flavored water. It's flavored water.
Speaker 1: I don't know. So if you've been on my slide,
Speaker 1: it's exactly which I don't even know how I got here,
Speaker 1: but I keep seeing these, you know, older I don't
Speaker 1: want to say why, but why women typically seeming from
Speaker 1: the South, that are on these fitness vibes. It's giving
Speaker 1: like skinny girl vodka, right, And so they're like, I'm
Speaker 1: on a weight lost journey. I'm on a fitness journey,
Speaker 1: and I am getting my water intake. I'm gonna drink
Speaker 1: three of these forty ounce Stanley cups of water. And
Speaker 1: originally you're like, okay, good fitness plan, water hydration. But
Speaker 1: then it turns south real quick because they're using these
Speaker 1: like like they have these like what you would imagine
Speaker 1: a coffee cart, but like a drink making station of
Speaker 1: all these different like skinny flavors, so like zero cow
Speaker 1: the zero of sugar like flavor. Yeah yeah. And then
Speaker 1: like these like crystal light like packages, but like from
Speaker 1: brands that are not considered healthy, Like there's like crushed
Speaker 1: soda and like starburs and like, let's just play the
Speaker 1: audio from one of these recipes where this woman sounds
Speaker 1: like she's hiding from someone. She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: because I'm making my fucking water. Anyway. She's about to
Speaker 1: put everybody on to what she calls pineapple passion fruit water.
Speaker 1: It's the water of the day, real quick. It is
Speaker 1: pitch black outside steel. My husband just left her work,
Speaker 1: and my grand babies asleep, so I'm got to be
Speaker 1: super quiet ice fill her up. She's putting in a
Speaker 1: mason jar just like the pineapple upside down cake, except pineapple,
Speaker 1: she said, just like the pineapple upside down cake water.
Speaker 1: So that's one of her recipes. That's one of her
Speaker 1: that's pineapple crystal light shit um and then upside down cake.
Speaker 1: Three pumps of wedding cake flavor. Okay, my life, Okay,
Speaker 1: go on, But what goes into this pineapple passion fruit
Speaker 1: quote unquote water. And she's holding one of those like
Speaker 1: pump like at the fucking coffee shop flavor bottle, pump
Speaker 1: of whatever the bottle, it shows a coffee cup. So
Speaker 1: it's like these are meant for coffee, they're not meant
Speaker 1: for water. Here we go, except for I'm using different
Speaker 1: pineapple packet. Oh use the Skittles pineapple star fruit in
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Skittles, Oh good, Skittles brand powder, very healthy
Speaker 1: going pineapple packet. If you have okay, one of those
Speaker 1: will be great. Okay. And then I'm using vanilla almond.
Speaker 1: Two pumps of this. If you don't have vanilla almond,
Speaker 1: then you have vanilla that will work too. So two
Speaker 1: pumps of this. She's putting it in a water Kittles pineapple,
Speaker 1: passion fruit, and it's just blue powder. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: pretty fake. Look at that. Okay. Now she's just made
Speaker 1: windex with ice. It looks like it's in a mason jar.
Speaker 1: This is nonsense. And then she goes on to drinks.
Speaker 1: She goes, I don't know, you call it juice. I
Speaker 1: call it water. It's water. Blah blah blah. I get it.
Speaker 1: Some people have no ability to drink water. I guess
Speaker 1: because you need Yeah, I don't know if it's making
Speaker 1: hydrating fine, And I know over the years, like there's
Speaker 1: been so many ads of like drinking more water and
Speaker 1: like getting people to drink water and like using crystal
Speaker 1: light or whatever. I love water. I don't know about
Speaker 1: these people who who can't you know people like this.
Speaker 1: I know people like this who absolutely are like these
Speaker 1: They're like I just can't handle it, Like I don't
Speaker 1: like the flavor. It's like there is not crazy to me.
Speaker 1: Are you a baby still? Like it feels like leftover
Speaker 1: energy from being a child and you only drink juice
Speaker 1: or something and you couldn't wrap your head around water. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like my partner's family makes fun of me because I'm
Speaker 1: only drinking water for the most part. Like I drink
Speaker 1: water or coffee or like really that's it. Like those
Speaker 1: are my twin categories. And because I like functional drinks,
Speaker 1: I'm like coffee, energy, water, hydration, and you know my
Speaker 1: skin hydrated. You know, I'm a dry person. You need water, humor,
Speaker 1: who can't just like drink the damn water. But well,
Speaker 1: there's another one you showed me where this woman put
Speaker 1: in she said, let's make birthday cake water. Yes, and
Speaker 1: she put in this like birthday cake zero sugar, calories, carbs,
Speaker 1: birthday cake syrup, like a pretty decent amount and then
Speaker 1: just topped it off with water and put a strawn
Speaker 1: and was like yama, yama, yemma, I simply don't understand
Speaker 1: it is giving like sonic slushy vibes. But I would
Speaker 1: like to know from the ze gang, like have you
Speaker 1: heard of this A B? Is it water? Scientist? Who
Speaker 1: can tell us is it hydrating or not? Is it
Speaker 1: just juice? Well, yeah, there's a lot of talk of
Speaker 1: like artificial sweeteners. Yes, if you are trying to look
Speaker 1: after your amount of sugars and things like that, if
Speaker 1: you're deploying it, you know intentionally, yeah, that might help
Speaker 1: you out. But to pound that shit all the time,
Speaker 1: there's like more and more studies like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's the best fucking thing for you. So i'd
Speaker 1: imagine just in general, if you're trying to be really healthy,
Speaker 1: the less processed shit you put in your body, the
Speaker 1: better bet, which is why great water is fantastic. You
Speaker 1: don't need to add again, like you're just being like,
Speaker 1: here's some blue dye and here's some fake as processed
Speaker 1: pineapple skittle flavor, and then almond syrup, like a hundred
Speaker 1: milliliters of fucking right, and they're having it. They're like,
Speaker 1: they're like, this is my first water of the day,
Speaker 1: and you're like, but that's not water and what is right?
Speaker 1: Because I remember people saying this about carbonated carbonated water
Speaker 1: right in seltzers and things like that, and most people
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, there's not like aside from the flavoring,
Speaker 1: we can't say anything that it's not hydrating in that sense.
Speaker 1: And I can imagine, sure this is hydrating, but look,
Speaker 1: nutritionist ZiT gang whatever water Z eight gang juice? Is
Speaker 1: that gang? Let us know? Is this is this like
Speaker 1: a turf war we're looking at right now, genuinely very curious,
Speaker 1: like I want to know the science behind it. I
Speaker 1: hope the women are happy and they're having a good time,
Speaker 1: but for me, I'm gonna be stay away. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think there's look to each their own. But my
Speaker 1: philosophy is the healthy thing is not introducing overly processed
Speaker 1: things to your body. If that's like your main concerned.
Speaker 1: If you're just like I just gotta get down one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty fucking ounces of water day, How the
Speaker 1: fuck am I going to get through that? Oh? Fine,
Speaker 1: I'll just make it blue and have it, you know,
Speaker 1: sweeter than fuck it? Then fine, okay, whatever, we gotta
Speaker 1: keep on the frivolous TikTok shit, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Because this is just this is what we what we do. Now,
Speaker 1: we have to let some people know during the trending
Speaker 1: episode what else is happening out there in the culture
Speaker 1: of TikTok. I don't know if people saw this video.
Speaker 1: I'd imagine if you're on Twitter, you did of this
Speaker 1: woman who was playing country roads take me Home in
Speaker 1: a fucking elevator like that was apparently stuck. Yea hacked
Speaker 1: stuck elevator. This woman's in the corner playing country roads.
Speaker 1: People are like what the fuck, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people on Twitter like this is my fucking hellscape. This
Speaker 1: is a nightmare. Then we also saw this video of
Speaker 1: this same woman. She did it on a train with
Speaker 1: her captive audience, and also like an entire airplane where
Speaker 1: she was like our plane stuck on the tarmac because
Speaker 1: of Wins. Turns out this is all intentional and staged
Speaker 1: by this like singer songwriter person who like recently didn't
Speaker 1: an interview or she's like yeah, Like it's a lot
Speaker 1: of people like it's gotten me a lot of views,
Speaker 1: a lot of views, and you know, I'm a singer
Speaker 1: songwriter and I'm promoting my new band. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: She's like, However, the problem has been that people just
Speaker 1: think I'm an asshole like and are completely ignoring like
Speaker 1: that I'm a musician or whatever. And the comments just
Speaker 1: like this is fucking bullshit. They're like miss me with that,
Speaker 1: kill me if that's me on the elevator type stuff. So,
Speaker 1: you know, you she might be an example of living
Speaker 1: by the algorithm and dying by it. Well, my question is,
Speaker 1: so a, was she's singing country road? What she's singing
Speaker 1: an original song? Okay, so be a you're not even
Speaker 1: singing an original song? How are people gonna know that
Speaker 1: this isn't a joke If you're not going to sing
Speaker 1: an original song, like, people are gonna think it's a bit. Oh,
Speaker 1: like you're just some bus busking type situation doing like
Speaker 1: you're just pranking a bunch of people, you know, because
Speaker 1: you're not original song, Like that's a song everybody knows. Hey,
Speaker 1: be like, if you're any normal human who wants to
Speaker 1: fucking be stuck with a new person, like if you've
Speaker 1: ever been in New York, right, you're on the train.
Speaker 1: Doesn't happen as often as it used to, but you'd
Speaker 1: be on the train and somebody's gonna be like, hey,
Speaker 1: so you know, I'm a dancer here in New York
Speaker 1: and we're coming up with this new choreography and I
Speaker 1: really hope you like it. And then they put on
Speaker 1: their little boombox and they spin around, or someone will
Speaker 1: come around with their guitar and they'll sing, or you
Speaker 1: have the mariachi band come in and they have their
Speaker 1: hats out and they you know, so it's like everyone
Speaker 1: hates his experience. It's like universal that we all don't
Speaker 1: want to be there. We're all like staring away, like
Speaker 1: because if you catch eye contact that needs you have
Speaker 1: to give them a verses like an evangelical and they're like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, I would like to tell you guys about
Speaker 1: my Lord and Savior. And I'm like I'm getting the
Speaker 1: fuck off. Yeah, now I'm like literally transferring trains, you know.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like, so, why would you think this
Speaker 1: would get you anything but hate on the internet. This
Speaker 1: is a universal experience. So this is this is her miscalculation.
Speaker 1: She believes she's she's like, I have a satirical edge,
Speaker 1: Like I have a sense of humor. That's why I
Speaker 1: wanted to connect with people, because she knows captive that's
Speaker 1: why she like even told people look annoyed as shit
Speaker 1: because like the elevator one happened during a musician's conference,
Speaker 1: So these are like all people she knew, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you'll help me out, and even like all these other
Speaker 1: ones she got that. She was saying, I got the
Speaker 1: consent of everyone there. So like you're like, all right,
Speaker 1: so these people are participating in some like weak ass
Speaker 1: viral marketing. But yeah, now she's like it just sucks
Speaker 1: because like I have like a fun spirit and it's
Speaker 1: being completely misinterpreted by internet rolls. And like she ended
Speaker 1: this like interview being like because they're like, okay, so
Speaker 1: what's your next move, She's like, I don't know. She's like, quote,
Speaker 1: I'd love to somehow make it something that people cannot
Speaker 1: be hateful of, like her next like TikTok move, and
Speaker 1: she's like, quote, I'm not quite sure how to do
Speaker 1: that yet. Oh well, look you got us talking, but
Speaker 1: I will not be checking out the music unfortunately. And finally,
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday to one of my idols. Someone I thought
Speaker 1: I was. Mister Farrell Williams is turning fifty years old today, Like, no,
Speaker 1: he's not. There's no way. I love this. We're looking
Speaker 1: younger and younger as a species, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: She truly has not aged fifty is the new twenty nine.
Speaker 1: I'm like literally looking up another photo Farrell. I'm like
Speaker 1: Farrell Williams today, Like I want to see a photo
Speaker 1: of him. Let me tell you right now, let me
Speaker 1: tell you somebody who is not drinking crystal light mixed
Speaker 1: with vanilla almonds pumps in their fucking water. This guy, okay,
Speaker 1: he's probably. I mean, we already know he already got
Speaker 1: a skincare brand and all this ship because people don't
Speaker 1: know the secret, which I feel is a little bit misleading,
Speaker 1: because ain't no way you're gonna look like Farrell. I
Speaker 1: don't care what the fuck's nothing you could for cosmetic
Speaker 1: surgery or something. Well, I'm like, did he get certain?
Speaker 1: You know? I'm just like, what did he do? Because
Speaker 1: he's so like, he looks so young, but he doesn't
Speaker 1: look like he's any work done. No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He may have. Now this is just this is just
Speaker 1: the Christian coming out of me. Now, I believe that
Speaker 1: he may have conspired with the devil to look like that,
Speaker 1: and that's just him and j Loo, you know, like
Speaker 1: that ass yeah is crazy. Yeah exactly, I conspired with
Speaker 1: the devil and look I look great. I look great.
Speaker 1: Twenty nine Dorian Gray. Shit, you know, it's like, what
Speaker 1: did he do to never age? He's got yeah, he's
Speaker 1: got a portrait of Calise in his attic. Yeah, literal,
Speaker 1: he's wrong doing rotting? Oh Pharrell? Wow, anyway, fifty years old?
Speaker 1: What's your secret? Man? Is it water? Or is it
Speaker 1: just being massively wealthy and probably helping very little existential stress?
Speaker 1: Maybe whatever it is, let us know, because it's like
Speaker 1: Jennifer Anniston too, you know what I mean. But Jennifer Anniston,
Speaker 1: to me, she looks like an older white woman. She
Speaker 1: looks fret she's now yeah yeah, but she's aging, she
Speaker 1: but gratefully yeah yeah yeah, but she she had that
Speaker 1: moment where You're like, what huh, Yeah, she storm white woman.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, Jennifer Arison looks great. Who is the
Speaker 1: who is the all time like time traveler face of people?
Speaker 1: We were saying we're like they are. There's no way
Speaker 1: this person is that old, I think, I mean, is
Speaker 1: there anyone else besides for a Paul Right is a
Speaker 1: great one, Super producer Brian put in, Paul Red's a
Speaker 1: great one. Yeah, yeah, shot Day, Yeah she's sixty four.
Speaker 1: I saw a picture of her recently and I was like,
Speaker 1: hold the door, my groshod sixty four out here anyway? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Grace Jones, Yeah, Grace Jones. Actually another one time traveler,
Speaker 1: Brian Brian with the pulling him pulling up the fucking receipts. Yeah, don't.
Speaker 1: Oh you actually you should. If you know the sportscaster
Speaker 1: Joe Buck who's on Fox all the time, he is
Speaker 1: classmates with Paul Rudd, and you can find a picture
Speaker 1: of the two of them in college where Joe Buck
Speaker 1: looks like younger and Paul Redd looks the same and
Speaker 1: it's fucking free anyway. Well, that's going to do it
Speaker 1: for us in this edition of Trending episode that's just
Speaker 1: the generic name. Thanks so much for joining us. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much, Becca for joining me. Until next time,
Speaker 1: take care of yourselves, take care of each other, be
Speaker 1: kind to yourself too, and to each other, and you
Speaker 1: don't get the vaccine, and don't do nothing about white
Speaker 1: supremacy or any kind of other hate nonsense. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll see you tomorrow with a whole new episode and
Speaker 1: it's a fucking banger, so get your mash, all right,
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