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Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome to this edition of putting some

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Speaker 1: Crystal Zite in My Water. And that's still water, folks.

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Speaker 1: Even though I just added this sugar substitute to make

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Speaker 1: it a flavored beverage, it is still water. Because that's

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Speaker 1: a trend we're gonna have to talk about later on

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Speaker 1: in the show. But first let's talk about the real news.

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Speaker 1: And first let's introduce ourselves. My name is Miles, and

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Speaker 1: I'm here with Decca. How are you Becca? Hello, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm great, I'm great. Good, all right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: raising the roof. Wow, you're raising. I haven't seen that

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Speaker 1: in a minute. All right, let's tell the people what

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Speaker 1: is trending. Monster Energy is trending, because this is fucking

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Speaker 1: so stupid. Apparently, the Monster Energy drink company, they're like

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Speaker 1: reportedly threatening legal action against an independent video game company

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Speaker 1: because their game Dark Deception, Monsters and Mortals has the

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Speaker 1: fucking word monster in it. And I'm like, what, how

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Speaker 1: It feels like this is a weird, you know, bone

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Speaker 1: Monster Energy drink has existed, there have been many things

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Speaker 1: with monsters in it. H So, yeah, Bryan's back. Monster

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Speaker 1: Cables like Monster Cables have been around for a minute,

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Speaker 1: the precursor to Beats by Dre headphones. Also the guy

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Speaker 1: who owns that company, he like goes around on like

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Speaker 1: a fucking hover around like um like barboard thing. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: segu segue scooter. I saw him at the jay Z

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Speaker 1: out he's the Monster Monster Cables person anyway, so they

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Speaker 1: something that Monster has done a few times um accord.

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Speaker 1: Though according to the game company, they said Monster is

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Speaker 1: long as they quote agreed and never name any other

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Speaker 1: game any variation of the word monster, and also never

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Speaker 1: use green and white logos on a black background. The

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna go after the fucking Celtics and like

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Speaker 1: any other like rain and a white thing like let's again.

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Speaker 1: So this is apparently something they are doing a lot

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Speaker 1: Apparently they did this ship to a small Ohio restaurant

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Speaker 1: you're like fusing metals together and shit for using an

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Speaker 1: m they thought was similar to the one on their logo. Okay,

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Speaker 1: got into another legal spat with some dude who had

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Speaker 1: an aquarium hobby forum okay, aquarium hobby forum online called

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Speaker 1: Monster fish Keepers. And they've also again, they've threatened video

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Speaker 1: game makers in the past too. You might know a

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Speaker 1: Gods and Monsters originally before Monster came through, and it

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Speaker 1: was like, yeah, you know, the title would be too

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Speaker 1: easily confused with our brand. You got to come off

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Speaker 1: it's like a mixture of like the weirdest greed and

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Speaker 1: what happened when that album or that song Monster came out?

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Speaker 1: Did y'all have someone to say then too? Because I

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Speaker 1: scarify them? Yeah, but I'm a little monster. Okay, there

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Speaker 1: you go. Anyway, Shout out all the people who have

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Speaker 1: Another thing Nashville trend to see yesterday. Trump got a

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Speaker 1: And that's my own cynicism coming out. And I should

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Speaker 1: would get you anything but hate on the internet. This

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Speaker 1: is a universal experience. So this is this is her miscalculation.

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Speaker 1: She believes she's she's like, I have a satirical edge,

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Speaker 1: Like I have a sense of humor. That's why I

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Speaker 1: wanted to connect with people, because she knows captive that's

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Speaker 1: why she like even told people look annoyed as shit

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Speaker 1: because like the elevator one happened during a musician's conference,

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Speaker 1: So these are like all people she knew, and she's like,

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Speaker 1: you'll help me out, and even like all these other

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Speaker 1: ones she got that. She was saying, I got the

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Speaker 1: consent of everyone there. So like you're like, all right,

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Speaker 1: so these people are participating in some like weak ass

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Speaker 1: viral marketing. But yeah, now she's like it just sucks

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Speaker 1: because like I have like a fun spirit and it's

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Speaker 1: being completely misinterpreted by internet rolls. And like she ended

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Speaker 1: this like interview being like because they're like, okay, so

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Speaker 1: what's your next move, She's like, I don't know. She's like, quote,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to somehow make it something that people cannot

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Speaker 1: be hateful of, like her next like TikTok move, and

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Speaker 1: she's like, quote, I'm not quite sure how to do

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Speaker 1: that yet. Oh well, look you got us talking, but

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Speaker 1: I will not be checking out the music unfortunately. And finally,

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Speaker 1: Happy Birthday to one of my idols. Someone I thought

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Speaker 1: I was. Mister Farrell Williams is turning fifty years old today, Like, no,

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Speaker 1: he's not. There's no way. I love this. We're looking

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Speaker 1: younger and younger as a species, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: She truly has not aged fifty is the new twenty nine.

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Speaker 1: I'm like literally looking up another photo Farrell. I'm like

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Speaker 1: Farrell Williams today, Like I want to see a photo

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Speaker 1: of him. Let me tell you right now, let me

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Speaker 1: tell you somebody who is not drinking crystal light mixed

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Speaker 1: with vanilla almonds pumps in their fucking water. This guy, okay,

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Speaker 1: he's probably. I mean, we already know he already got

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Speaker 1: a skincare brand and all this ship because people don't

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Speaker 1: know the secret, which I feel is a little bit misleading,

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Speaker 1: because ain't no way you're gonna look like Farrell. I

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Speaker 1: don't care what the fuck's nothing you could for cosmetic

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Speaker 1: surgery or something. Well, I'm like, did he get certain?

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Speaker 1: You know? I'm just like, what did he do? Because

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Speaker 1: he's so like, he looks so young, but he doesn't

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Speaker 1: look like he's any work done. No, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: He may have. Now this is just this is just

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Speaker 1: the Christian coming out of me. Now, I believe that

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Speaker 1: he may have conspired with the devil to look like that,

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Speaker 1: and that's just him and j Loo, you know, like

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Speaker 1: that ass yeah is crazy. Yeah exactly, I conspired with

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Speaker 1: the devil and look I look great. I look great.

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Speaker 1: Twenty nine Dorian Gray. Shit, you know, it's like, what

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Speaker 1: did he do to never age? He's got yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: got a portrait of Calise in his attic. Yeah, literal,

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Speaker 1: he's wrong doing rotting? Oh Pharrell? Wow, anyway, fifty years old?

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Speaker 1: What's your secret? Man? Is it water? Or is it

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Speaker 1: just being massively wealthy and probably helping very little existential stress?

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Speaker 1: Maybe whatever it is, let us know, because it's like

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Speaker 1: Jennifer Anniston too, you know what I mean. But Jennifer Anniston,

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Speaker 1: to me, she looks like an older white woman. She

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Speaker 1: looks fret she's now yeah yeah, but she's aging, she

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Speaker 1: but gratefully yeah yeah yeah, but she she had that

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Speaker 1: moment where You're like, what huh, Yeah, she storm white woman.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, Jennifer Arison looks great. Who is the

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Speaker 1: who is the all time like time traveler face of people?

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Speaker 1: We were saying we're like they are. There's no way

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Speaker 1: this person is that old, I think, I mean, is

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Speaker 1: there anyone else besides for a Paul Right is a

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Speaker 1: great one, Super producer Brian put in, Paul Red's a

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Speaker 1: great one. Yeah, yeah, shot Day, Yeah she's sixty four.

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Speaker 1: I saw a picture of her recently and I was like,

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Speaker 1: hold the door, my groshod sixty four out here anyway? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Grace Jones, Yeah, Grace Jones. Actually another one time traveler,

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Speaker 1: Brian Brian with the pulling him pulling up the fucking receipts. Yeah, don't.

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Speaker 1: Oh you actually you should. If you know the sportscaster

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Speaker 1: Joe Buck who's on Fox all the time, he is

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Speaker 1: classmates with Paul Rudd, and you can find a picture

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Speaker 1: of the two of them in college where Joe Buck

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Speaker 1: looks like younger and Paul Redd looks the same and

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Speaker 1: it's fucking free anyway. Well, that's going to do it

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Speaker 1: for us in this edition of Trending episode that's just

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Speaker 1: the generic name. Thanks so much for joining us. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much, Becca for joining me. Until next time,

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Speaker 1: take care of yourselves, take care of each other, be

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Speaker 1: kind to yourself too, and to each other, and you

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Speaker 1: don't get the vaccine, and don't do nothing about white

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Speaker 1: supremacy or any kind of other hate nonsense. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll see you tomorrow with a whole new episode and

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Speaker 1: it's a fucking banger, so get your mash, all right,

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Speaker 1: we'll talk to you soon. Bye bye,