Speaker 1: Wake Up, Wake Up in.
Speaker 2: The mall, and it's on the radio, and the Dodgers
Speaker 2: keeps on time already, Lunchbox Morgant too, Steve Bread, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to put.
Speaker 1: You through fog. He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 2: The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this is,
Speaker 2: the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 3: It's not time for the Morning Corny, but we're gonna
Speaker 3: try to get as many right as we can in
Speaker 3: ninety seconds, and we will ask it. The team consists
Speaker 3: of Lunchbox, Eddie and myself. The record is six at
Speaker 3: one point. We got six right in ninety seconds. You
Speaker 3: guys ready to go?
Speaker 4: Ready?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: The timer starts at the end of the first joke.
Speaker 1: The Morning Corny.
Speaker 5: What do you call a pig that plays tug of
Speaker 5: war brope swine flu swine and swine swine.
Speaker 4: Swine, uh, pig one flaw swan truff trough?
Speaker 1: The war a game rope.
Speaker 4: It's a rope game rope swan rope pool.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 4: It's got to be a good job.
Speaker 5: Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Speaker 3: Adams?
Speaker 1: What they're leaving split always splitting. They're new, their new negative.
Speaker 3: They're neutron, proton because eve electron Adam is spell adam
Speaker 3: A T O M S because of eve.
Speaker 4: No, no, that's a D go ahead, said again, Why.
Speaker 6: Don't scientists trust atoms?
Speaker 1: You never know where they're gonna split.
Speaker 3: Atoms They could be splitting at any time. Atoms are everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's too smart for me.
Speaker 4: Everything every we're all atoms. That's what we are.
Speaker 3: Everything about us is an atom, sciences, neutron, pro on, electron,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 5: Know they Why don't they trust them?
Speaker 7: Trust they're electrically they're they're not positive, because they'll then.
Speaker 3: Do they they bang up a I don't know are negative.
Speaker 3: But that's only part of it. Because they don't know
Speaker 3: if they're negative or positive.
Speaker 8: They go back and they change their minds, they change
Speaker 8: their charge because they make up everything.
Speaker 4: They make up everything.
Speaker 3: See if you want to know if woman is happy,
Speaker 3: I see what she's wearing like his pants. Jeans are
Speaker 3: what women are most likely to wear when depressed.
Speaker 1: Really right now, you's got to be on.
Speaker 3: Break up.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm actually in like kind of dress, spirits.
Speaker 4: It must be getting better, you know, I'm feeling good?
Speaker 3: Okay, good, so jeans again, I'm gonna say I'm gonna
Speaker 3: say this statement again and then follow it up with
Speaker 3: one to see is I'm not looking at your jeans.
Speaker 3: I just know you weren't, nim. Yeah, jeans are what
Speaker 3: women are most likely to wear wind depressed, especially baggy jeans.
Speaker 1: A little little.
Speaker 6: Baggy, but that's this is the style. This is the style.
Speaker 5: Style O looser, wider leed jeans are in right now.
Speaker 3: According to Science Daily, when women aren't feeling great, they'll
Speaker 3: awso most likely go with a sweatshirt or baggy ta.
Speaker 5: Okay, listen, I'm the least suppressed I've been in a
Speaker 5: long time.
Speaker 6: This is not accurate.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: When happy, though, women were more likely to wear something
Speaker 3: well cut, that is, a tighter fit or made from bright,
Speaker 3: loud fabrics.
Speaker 6: Okay, so looking.
Speaker 4: At you, today's very neutral colors, a little baggy.
Speaker 6: Very neutral and pressed.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Where where would you on the happiness scale?
Speaker 6: Happy?
Speaker 4: Where are you know?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: What ten is you won a lottery eight?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, things are good? Okay, Like I'm you know, it
Speaker 6: was a one for a while, but.
Speaker 9: One whoa whoa that's.
Speaker 6: Likes over it's been a minute was.
Speaker 3: The one, but you know, was the one where yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: she had.
Speaker 9: I don't know about one though once low one was
Speaker 9: pretty low. Ones like ones like you're done. I'd say
Speaker 9: one and a half two and a half, that's low.
Speaker 9: We're goan to wear Are you now after your breakup?
Speaker 9: Are you over it yet?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I'm getting there.
Speaker 4: I think I'm about at six and a half right now.
Speaker 3: That's better than average bouncing back quick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, two weeks it's been weak.
Speaker 1: You thinks she should be sad forever. Hold on to
Speaker 1: go from.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna marry this dude too, Oh my gosh, you
Speaker 7: broke with me to six and a half and two weeks.
Speaker 7: I mean it seems like a real quick bounce back
Speaker 7: up to I'm wonderful.
Speaker 3: Mm. So like if five is extremely in the middle
Speaker 3: with no feeling whatsoever, I think six is good.
Speaker 4: I think you're Yeah, it's normal and you can.
Speaker 3: Fall down into the four zone for a brief spell
Speaker 3: as long as you pull yourself back out and you
Speaker 3: get up to seven or eight and then come back
Speaker 3: to normal as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like Eddie getting divorced in two weeks. He's
Speaker 7: not divorced though, that would be fishy. Like he was
Speaker 7: six and a half but he did have tragedy. You
Speaker 7: could have literally used a real tragedy.
Speaker 4: I don't want to go anywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking relationships, so I was.
Speaker 3: Like, anyway, if a woman is wearing jeans amy true
Speaker 3: or false, they're more likely to be depressed.
Speaker 4: That's false. Okay, you heard it here.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Science Daily does not agree, but you heard it here.
Speaker 3: You'd like to ask for a favor from all of
Speaker 3: our listeners that live in Oklahoma. I'm gonna be at
Speaker 3: the Oklahoma football game on Saturday, and they have invited
Speaker 3: me out to lead the Toby Keiths thing along between
Speaker 3: the third and fourth quarters at the Oklahoma football game. Now,
Speaker 3: my wife and her parents massive OU fans. I am
Speaker 3: generally I root fro you, but I'm an Arkansas fan.
Speaker 4: I'm growing up an Arkansas fan, die hard.
Speaker 3: But knew and I had a relationship with Toby, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm more than happy to come and
Speaker 3: lead the Toby Keids sing along. I would never wear
Speaker 3: anything of another two. I would never be disrespectful like
Speaker 3: I respect OU, and I'm gonna go out and be
Speaker 3: on the field between third and fourth quarter when they
Speaker 3: are like okay, here he is to lead we please
Speaker 3: we you cheer for me, don't boob just don't, I
Speaker 3: mean please, You're gonna have to like double up and
Speaker 3: like double um huh and give me two like extra
Speaker 3: in case some people are like, wait, what's he doing here?
Speaker 3: But I'm doing it because my family massive Oklahoma fans,
Speaker 3: and my relationship with Toby before he passed away and
Speaker 3: they're having Week one was Crystal, his daughter and family.
Speaker 3: Week two was Bob Stoops, longtime Oklahoma head coach national
Speaker 3: high school. Week three is me, so I'm hoping there's
Speaker 3: gonna big fall off. Yes, I come with peace and
Speaker 3: love like I'm missing the art so important to me.
Speaker 4: I'm missing the litteral Arkansas game.
Speaker 3: We're leaving to go to Oklahoma because I want to
Speaker 3: do this because it is important to me to do so.
Speaker 4: I have an iHeart Toby shirt on yeah, and probably like.
Speaker 3: A team color shirt like maroon yeah. Like I don't
Speaker 3: wear any logos of anybody else, but I love Oklahoma.
Speaker 3: I love you, so I need you to love me
Speaker 3: back because some people are gonna be like, what's he
Speaker 3: doing here?
Speaker 4: But doing it for Toby.
Speaker 3: So it's gonna be out at the football game between
Speaker 3: third and fourth quarter. I will be leading the and
Speaker 3: I don't know if there will be to spoiler or not,
Speaker 3: but we're doing Red Solo Cup. The whole stadium. The
Speaker 3: whole stadium sings a Toby Keith song every game now
Speaker 3: since he passed away.
Speaker 4: To like tribute Toby Keith.
Speaker 1: You got all the words.
Speaker 3: I don't have to sing on a microphone. Can imagine
Speaker 3: I sing on a microphone the whole time and then
Speaker 3: go down to the field. I'm like on a thing
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I say something about Toby and like
Speaker 3: tell a brief story, say something, and then they have
Speaker 3: a whole screw and then the whole stadium sings it. Okay,
Speaker 3: so we'll be there Saturday. Can't wait to see everybody.
Speaker 4: Please. I hope you either are excited or fake it
Speaker 4: to see me. I need it.
Speaker 1: That's all I got to say. Thank you.
Speaker 4: Next up, I'll give you a name.
Speaker 3: We either made the name up or it's an NFL
Speaker 3: starting quarterback.
Speaker 1: Amy.
Speaker 4: It's your job determined which is which.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you say you.
Speaker 3: Want to be involved our Amy is I'm going to
Speaker 3: do a little bit of This is just me having
Speaker 3: this opinion. If I were Amy's ex husband, and I
Speaker 3: were to hear her say I'd like to get into
Speaker 3: football now after all three years of her I'm not
Speaker 3: wanting to be in football. Whenever he was married, she's like,
Speaker 3: I hate football. Now she's like, I want to know
Speaker 3: more about football. I'll be a little bit annoyed, like
Speaker 3: why didn't you want to watch football we were together?
Speaker 6: Well, I had some healing around it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, football, just I associated it with my dad ignoring me.
Speaker 4: Oh, I know, but that has nothing to do with
Speaker 4: your husband.
Speaker 5: Iotball during the daytime just really made me uncomfortable even
Speaker 5: before I got married, and I never knew why. Like
Speaker 5: I just I cringed at football on TV during the day,
Speaker 5: specifically during the day, And I don't know. I guess
Speaker 5: I just had some memories of my dad watching football
Speaker 5: during the day and ignoring me.
Speaker 3: Well, I stand by the fact that if I'm her
Speaker 3: ex husband, I'm like, why couldn't you heal when we
Speaker 3: were together? Yeah, So, Amy, name the starting quarterback or
Speaker 3: did we make it up? Play that game next? Amy
Speaker 3: is Dak Prescott an NFL player? Yes, okay, so I'm
Speaker 3: going to give you a name. You tell me if
Speaker 3: it's a quarterback or not a starting quarterback, so Dak
Speaker 3: Prescott Cowboys, Yeah, starting, yes, yeh cocky.
Speaker 4: See how many you get? We'll do ten. Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 4: I so it could be it's either a starting.
Speaker 3: Quarterback or a name we made up. Okay, you made
Speaker 3: it up, Lamar Jackson. He is the starting quarterback for
Speaker 3: the Baltimore Ravens. Yeah okay. Brock Purty, Oh that sounds familiar,
Speaker 3: Rock Party starting quarterback, or we made it up.
Speaker 6: He's a starting quarterback for the Broncos.
Speaker 3: He is a starting quarterback for the forty nine Ers. Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll give you that one. Gardner Minshew, Oh you made
Speaker 3: it up. Uh, No, starting quarterback for the Raiders. Rex Fargo,
Speaker 3: you made it up. Correct, made up brex Fargo. Correct.
Speaker 6: I'd be won in there somewhere.
Speaker 1: TJ.
Speaker 5: Robinson Oh, uh, starting quarterback for the Buccaneers.
Speaker 4: Made it up?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: C J.
Speaker 5: Stroud, Oh, starting quarterback, yeah, Buccaneers.
Speaker 3: He has a starting quarterback for the Texans though, Okay.
Speaker 3: Baker Mayfield is the starting quarterback for the Oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right. He ever texts you or dmu or he.
Speaker 3: Completely has left me on red And that's why we
Speaker 3: don't mess with the Buccaneers anymore. Okay, shout out Tampa.
Speaker 3: But he made a hundred million bucks and he just
Speaker 3: ignores me. I know who your friends are?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: If they make a hundred million bucks and ignore you,
Speaker 3: they're not your friends anymore. Bo Nicks, Oh it up.
Speaker 3: He's a starting quarterback. The Broncos had gotten that. Hey, Morgan,
Speaker 3: do you know quarterbacks?
Speaker 4: Uh? Maybe not Anthony Richardson.
Speaker 6: That feels made up. He's starting with the Colts, which
Speaker 6: I'll just make up one.
Speaker 3: Help t J.
Speaker 4: Robinson, Marian Ellis Morgan. That also feels made up, but
Speaker 4: also kind of real. Miriam, I'm sure there's somebody, even
Speaker 4: if it's made up.
Speaker 9: The name is Miria, and yeah, I want no made
Speaker 9: it up?
Speaker 6: Gardner? Who's the gardener?
Speaker 1: Guy Gardner?
Speaker 4: Minshew?
Speaker 1: Do you like that one?
Speaker 6: Yes? And who's he?
Speaker 4: Who's he played for the Raiders?
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm trying to remember this.
Speaker 3: Okay, so Lamar Jackson plays for the Colts. Ravens brock
Speaker 3: Party plays for the forty nine?
Speaker 10: Correct?
Speaker 4: Gardner Minshew plays for the You just said it.
Speaker 1: This is the one that.
Speaker 5: Okay, you just said it, and I was like, that's
Speaker 5: the example I used for I'm going.
Speaker 6: To remember this the I need a hitt Raiders it.
Speaker 1: Anthony Richardson plays for the.
Speaker 4: He was made up, all.
Speaker 3: Right, not for the new Bobby's story. I saw the
Speaker 3: Mega millions was hit a day ago, or so I
Speaker 3: did see. Eight hundred million bucks was hit at a
Speaker 3: sugar Land gas station in Texas.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right outside of Houston.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't California for once.
Speaker 7: No, it was right across from their minor league baseball
Speaker 7: stadium there, so it could have been one of the players.
Speaker 3: ABC thirteen photo journalists asked a shopper, Hey, how do
Speaker 3: you feel about your chances? They were like, I hope
Speaker 3: I win. They didn't, and it's what somebody else did.
Speaker 3: Eight hundred million bucks.
Speaker 7: How crazy is that? Someone in Houston that listens to
Speaker 7: our podcast.
Speaker 4: Is eight We don't know they listened to our podcast.
Speaker 7: I would bet the odds are they do, and maybe they'll.
Speaker 10: Hook us up.
Speaker 3: Cell phones, according to Reuters, according to scientists, are not
Speaker 3: linked to brain cancer. Scientists say there's no link between
Speaker 3: cell phones and brain cancer. Nearly every single adult uses
Speaker 3: a cell phone in America in some way. The electromagnetic
Speaker 3: fields produced by mobile phones could cause cancer, but the
Speaker 3: World Health Organization says you can breathe easier. A team
Speaker 3: of eleven investigators in ten countries and they list all
Speaker 3: the countries have sifted through five thousand studies. They say,
Speaker 3: as wireless technology has increased over the past two decades,
Speaker 3: there has been no increase in brain tumors or evidence
Speaker 3: of a link to cancer. This is true even with
Speaker 3: people who have used cell phones for over ten years.
Speaker 3: So we thought we was talked about this ten years
Speaker 3: ago and there just wasn't enough data ten years ago,
Speaker 3: because I'd be like, they're saying this now, but we
Speaker 3: haven't had cell phones that long. I think at this
Speaker 3: point we've had cell phones enough. People have had enough
Speaker 3: cell phones for long enough to at least have some
Speaker 3: preliminary data that we should start to trust. Yeah.
Speaker 10: I mean my dad has a cell phone twenty years.
Speaker 3: Ago, like a bagphone.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: And Zach Morris's phone, oh man, the Zach Morthono was
Speaker 3: sold on a show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think twenty years ago. We all like it's time.
Speaker 6: There's we had cell phones in two thousand.
Speaker 3: Well, it's like twenty years ago is a lot longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, phone.
Speaker 3: I was like, I had a phone in two thousand.
Speaker 3: Yeah you did.
Speaker 6: I swear you did.
Speaker 3: I was a sophoone in college. No way I had
Speaker 3: a phone. I dont have I mean not.
Speaker 6: Even like a little teeny tiny Nokia Pajor.
Speaker 3: I'd have phoneun till I was graduating college.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, Well you were graduating college in like two
Speaker 5: thousand and two.
Speaker 3: Two.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, that was more than twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: You said two thousand exactly, And I'm like, I didn't
Speaker 3: have a phone in two thousand.
Speaker 10: Okay, guys, the math was wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Twenty years ago feels like it should be.
Speaker 10: A lot longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really like that.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: The US is the country with the most cheaters. New
Speaker 3: research is Analyze quote All Available Data on infidelity for
Speaker 3: report on all Things cheating related. According to Technopedia, the
Speaker 3: US is the country with the highest rate of cheating,
Speaker 3: and America's infidelity hot spots are the states of Texas, Nebraska,
Speaker 3: and Alabama. Nearly a third of affairs happened between co workers,
Speaker 3: but more people are unfaithful with a friend, as forty
Speaker 3: percent of women and thirty three percent of men have
Speaker 3: cheated with a friend, you know, I would say that
Speaker 3: number is higher with women to men over friend because men.
Speaker 4: Will cheat with they don't even know.
Speaker 3: Men won't even be sure what it is.
Speaker 10: It's a good point.
Speaker 3: They don't care.
Speaker 6: What do you mean by what it is?
Speaker 3: They don't care? Does it have a hole? All right?
Speaker 1: On my cheat?
Speaker 3: That's what that's what men do?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: That's the truth. That is that curious as to why
Speaker 3: people cheat or why they're unfaithful. A new report offers
Speaker 3: some inside number one and it goes to all of
Speaker 3: this The states thing is hilarious Texas, Alabama, Nebraska, Now
Speaker 3: Vegas isn't on there, Nevada because I think a lot
Speaker 3: of those probably there aren't admissions of guilt. That's just
Speaker 3: people hooking up and either like infidelity like this is
Speaker 3: all no, not what says I'm saying. This is like
Speaker 3: a relationships, right, okay, like affairs so than one offs.
Speaker 7: Do you think the United States is the highest because
Speaker 7: we have the most rights, like we let like some
Speaker 7: states like women don't go to work, or some countries
Speaker 7: women an't allowed to go to work. They're they're like
Speaker 7: they're not allowed to get on the internet.
Speaker 1: They're not allowed.
Speaker 3: You're talking about like very limited countries, like Taliban type stuff.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, so, does.
Speaker 7: That mean like the US, because women are allowed to work,
Speaker 7: they're allowed to have Facebook, that's why we have more cheaters?
Speaker 3: I think I think you think that's a lot more prevalent.
Speaker 4: Than it is.
Speaker 3: Well, like like like you're talking about like Taliban type stuff, Well,
Speaker 3: like Russia.
Speaker 1: Are women allowed to do anything in Russia?
Speaker 7: I don't know, so what I'm saying that, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 7: I watched.
Speaker 6: A Russian tennis player.
Speaker 3: They're not as they probably don't have access to what
Speaker 3: we have access to as far as information. Okay, but
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know, dude.
Speaker 10: But what about like the French, like Korea, North Korea?
Speaker 1: They can't do anything.
Speaker 3: Norea can't do crab right, they can't cheat, But there's
Speaker 3: like three or four but they could. We just don't
Speaker 3: know that.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't have the answer. But I think
Speaker 3: the most countries that have technology, women get to go
Speaker 3: to work and get on Facebook and stuff. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's an interesting theory. I'm not saying it wrong, it's
Speaker 3: just it's just interesting. Fifty seven percent of online content
Speaker 3: is now created by AI's that's high.
Speaker 10: It's very high.
Speaker 1: It's not good.
Speaker 3: Instagram has a thing now where if it's created by AI,
Speaker 3: youpost to push the button and let everybody know. Oh
Speaker 3: and sometimes it thinks mine's created by AI and it's.
Speaker 10: Not because it's so good.
Speaker 3: I don't know what well, I think because we put
Speaker 3: graphics on stuff and if that counts or not. Scientists
Speaker 3: have discovered that a common food dye and things like
Speaker 3: Dorito's can turn a living mouse's skin transparent, which they
Speaker 3: don't think is good.
Speaker 10: By the way, Yeah, what does that do to us?
Speaker 3: If you did enough Dorito's you're a superhero like you
Speaker 3: just be, that would be awesome. Scientists at Stanford were
Speaker 3: able to take a mouse's skin and make it transparent
Speaker 3: using a common food dye. It's the same common food
Speaker 3: dye that is used in some foods red tartisine or
Speaker 3: yellow five. We used to drink yellow fIF used to
Speaker 3: be on like mellow yellow or mountain dew, and they'd
Speaker 3: be like yellow five and make sure winds. You guys
Speaker 3: do that? Anybody ever heard that back in the day
Speaker 3: and you would still drink it. I was like, what
Speaker 3: do I got to lose. Can't go on zero, you
Speaker 3: can't go down. So the dye turned the mouse's skin red,
Speaker 3: which then made the skin transparent. Whoa, it's just the chemicals.
Speaker 3: We have so many chemicals in our food. Preservatives are
Speaker 3: killing us. It's crazy. Sweden says children under too should
Speaker 3: not have any screen time. Thoughts to parents who have
Speaker 3: kids that need screen time.
Speaker 10: I agree with that under two and they don't really
Speaker 10: need it. What are they watching?
Speaker 1: Yeah, nu or two?
Speaker 3: They don't really need you need it for them?
Speaker 10: No, because it really doesn't stop them from like doing
Speaker 10: whatever they're doing around.
Speaker 3: You can't use it to like make them be quiet
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 10: Really, baby Mozart, who what is that? Baby Einstein?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Baby, I never had a baby.
Speaker 7: I will say there is one thing on Netflix. Like
Speaker 7: whenever my kids would cry, like whenever they had to fit,
Speaker 7: and you turn on this thing called baby bum It
Speaker 7: was within two seconds they stopped crying.
Speaker 1: I mean it was amazing.
Speaker 3: Yea. Sweden says children under the JE tuition, I'll be
Speaker 3: exposed to any digital screens and you guys are that's
Speaker 3: that's not crazy.
Speaker 10: No, I kind of like that.
Speaker 3: That's from Fast Company. I figured parents would like it,
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, would it make your life harder? Because
Speaker 3: you probably like the idea of kids only eating nutritious food,
Speaker 3: but also you probably still give your kids crap sometimes.
Speaker 10: Gosh, I just don't remember giving my two year old
Speaker 10: screen screen, so you don't think it would have change now.
Speaker 3: Four to five Americans that travel are fine with the
Speaker 3: use of biometrics, face and fingerprint scans at airport security
Speaker 3: as long as it makes it faster. I'm in Yeah,
Speaker 3: take a semen sample.
Speaker 1: That seems little extra. Whatever, say that I met your,
Speaker 1: I met your, I met you.
Speaker 3: They come from the same place. But whatever, man, that's
Speaker 3: so stupid.
Speaker 1: We had to bleep that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Anyway, Yeah, just get me through faster.
Speaker 3: I'm done with the news. Bobby's stories.
Speaker 1: There's this. It's a mail review. All these dudes.
Speaker 3: They take off the clothes, they dance on the underwear.
Speaker 3: It's called thunder down Under. If you go to Vegas,
Speaker 3: you go. But it also tours and Lunchbox lost a
Speaker 3: game and he has to go to thunder down Under
Speaker 3: for two days in a row and sit close to
Speaker 3: the front and scoop. But we had contacted them, right
Speaker 3: like he's set up to at least go to that.
Speaker 11: Yes, he set up for that and a lot of
Speaker 11: other special things that will happen when he's there.
Speaker 6: Tell us more about special things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need a lot of special things.
Speaker 3: He lost and now he must pay a punishment, which
Speaker 3: is thunder down under the all male review, which is
Speaker 3: going to be so many ladies there.
Speaker 1: Though, Lunchbox, it will be up. It'll be all.
Speaker 4: Probably ninety ladies, Oh for sure. So Lunchbox now, Scoob
Speaker 4: backe you already, but you can't go?
Speaker 1: What for the one I put in the calendar? You
Speaker 1: can't go to that? Yeah, I got ie.
Speaker 11: I spent weeks talking with this guy working on all
Speaker 11: these things. What guy, the guy who's the person who's
Speaker 11: setting up the whole thing. He's a pr guy for it.
Speaker 10: I'll talk about that.
Speaker 1: So so why wouldn't you ask me what night I
Speaker 1: can go? Well, because it is.
Speaker 8: We talked about it on the show that there's a window,
Speaker 8: the window on the on that show we said the
Speaker 8: window it's like And then I send you a counter
Speaker 8: in off every take a breath, Lunchbox, what is your conflict?
Speaker 7: I have my co ed wreck soccer game that night,
Speaker 7: and as the captain and the one that brings the jerseys.
Speaker 7: If I'm not there, the jerseys don't get delivered to
Speaker 7: the game. It causes chaos.
Speaker 1: So I mean it.
Speaker 7: My game is at eight fifteen that night, which I
Speaker 7: feel like is probably going to be right in the
Speaker 7: middle of thunder down Under, So it looks like we
Speaker 7: have to cancel.
Speaker 6: No, he can get the jerseys to somebody else.
Speaker 3: I had to miss a Rex softball game. I didn't
Speaker 3: like had to do it, but it was okay. Valid.
Speaker 4: The first the keyword is wreck. This keyard is job.
Speaker 7: No, no, pay your bills, bread and butter. But I
Speaker 7: just can't let my team down, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: So I don't know why I wasn't even in Star Player.
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you getting like lots of goals bringing off jerseys?
Speaker 1: Not that big of a star.
Speaker 6: It causes chaos.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, that's why there's chaos if he brings orange
Speaker 3: slices and jerseys.
Speaker 7: I just found it weird that I wasn't even consulted
Speaker 7: on what day. We said the day in the bit
Speaker 7: we said it was in September.
Speaker 1: We didn't say what day.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we did we gave you the window, and then
Speaker 11: I put in your calendar several days ago.
Speaker 4: I didn't know he had a calendar.
Speaker 1: No, no, he sends it in your email.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't have a calendar, scoop, but it goes
Speaker 3: to his Yeah, he gets it in an email.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it.
Speaker 7: Says, uh, Wednesday, September twenty fifth, am busy that day, man,
Speaker 7: I got commitments.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: My recommendation would be to fulfill this beck because it
Speaker 3: will only get worse if you don't.
Speaker 1: We mean worse.
Speaker 3: That's a long said.
Speaker 1: So I'll leave it to you.
Speaker 3: I'll let you guys handle this yeah later, But if
Speaker 3: for reasoning, because you are an adult man, this is
Speaker 3: an adult job, although at times it's not. If you
Speaker 3: go to scuba and go off air, I cannot go
Speaker 3: to this because it is absolutely a priority to go
Speaker 3: to the soccer game. If you say that, even though
Speaker 3: we don't agree with you, you get to. You're an adult
Speaker 3: man to make an adult decisions. It will be worse
Speaker 3: for you if you don't go.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, well, why can't I just go the next day?
Speaker 6: Because you have to go to two days in a row.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to go two nights in
Speaker 4: a row, you kept losing the game.
Speaker 1: I understand that, but.
Speaker 7: There's days that I can know right, like I go
Speaker 7: the next day in the day after that.
Speaker 11: I mean, I don't excuse well, I set up a
Speaker 11: specially this is a very special occasion for this particular day.
Speaker 7: The bet wasn't there. The bet wasn't special occasion. The
Speaker 7: bet was I go.
Speaker 4: And what I'm want to let you guys handle this.
Speaker 3: But if for some reason it is not, it does
Speaker 3: not happen in the way that we think it should
Speaker 3: happen based on the results of the game, it will
Speaker 3: be much worse for the player. But it's up to you.
Speaker 3: We make our own decisions as adults. So no decision
Speaker 3: right now. I'll let you guys handle that, Okay, your
Speaker 3: reck sock. It's probably the championship game.
Speaker 7: No, I think it's like the fifth game of the
Speaker 7: regular season, probably the game that determines playoffs.
Speaker 1: It's probably determined if we get in or out.
Speaker 4: So it's seating but like close to the end of
Speaker 4: the season.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's only seven games, you know what
Speaker 7: I mean, that's gonna be a pivotal.
Speaker 1: Stretch.
Speaker 7: Like you don't want to go in limping into the playoffs.
Speaker 7: You want to be playing your best and it is
Speaker 7: your key cog.
Speaker 3: You're the key cog, one of them. I think you
Speaker 3: will be able to see a lot of key cogs.
Speaker 3: That's the old under down under as well cultiple MultiMate
Speaker 3: key dogs. Okay, yeah, we'll let you guys Australian. We'll
Speaker 3: let you guys handle that. Give me that date tomorrow
Speaker 3: the next day. Okay, all right, sounds goodby show today.
Speaker 7: This story comes us from Chesterfield County, Virginia. Nine one
Speaker 7: one received a call nine one one, what's your emergency?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, shots fire. There were shots coming from my neighbor's house.
Speaker 7: I don't know what's going on. Please show up. The
Speaker 7: neighborhood accidentally put their gun in the oven and forgot
Speaker 7: about it, and they went to free heat it.
Speaker 4: So many things we could go layer about, layer on this.
Speaker 3: Maybe they were hiding their gun is all I can
Speaker 3: think about instead of warm it up. Yeah, they weren't
Speaker 3: warming it up on purpose, maybe to go to shoot it.
Speaker 3: There anyone who has a cold gun, dang, And so
Speaker 3: obviously and it was load.
Speaker 1: It was loaded, and so the heat caused it to fire.
Speaker 3: Scary, even if you're hiding it in the oven. What
Speaker 3: you shouldn't do you should check and make sure it's
Speaker 3: also not loaded. Yeah, there's just a lot of things.
Speaker 3: There's a gun on to myself. There are a lot
Speaker 3: of things I wouldn't have done.
Speaker 1: There many.
Speaker 3: That's all all. Okay, I'm lunchbox at your bonehead story
Speaker 3: of the day.
Speaker 1: Eddie over to here.
Speaker 10: Old people, listen up. I have an app on the
Speaker 10: iPhone that's going to change your life.
Speaker 3: You know how we know you're old. You set an
Speaker 3: app on the I. I mean, it's just a phone.
Speaker 3: Just say, we have an app on you.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah. But some people have those other phones.
Speaker 10: I don't know that. Yeah, they have apps. Yeah, but
Speaker 10: I don't know to have this app.
Speaker 3: I know. But you can just find and it's like
Speaker 3: ninety Because this.
Speaker 10: App comes with your phone. You don't have to download it. Okay,
Speaker 10: it's in there already. It's called the Magnic sided. This
Speaker 10: is okay, the Magnifier app. So if you can't read something,
Speaker 10: get the app, hit the button, hold it up to
Speaker 10: whatever you're trying to read. It magnifies it to where
Speaker 10: you can read it. We don't need reading glasses. I
Speaker 10: do that with my camera on my phone. I send
Speaker 10: my camera and then if it's something, I just zoom
Speaker 10: in my thumbs. It's already zoomed in for you. You don't
Speaker 10: need the camera. The camera you have to pinch and
Speaker 10: then you know, kind of zoom in this one. Open
Speaker 10: it up, put it right up to whatever you're trying
Speaker 10: to read, and you can see it. Dude, it's amazing.
Speaker 3: Even if it's as good as he is acting like
Speaker 3: it is, it doesn't feel that amazing. But let me
Speaker 3: look out it here. Yeah, nag net fire got it,
Speaker 3: and so it's up.
Speaker 1: Where did you find it?
Speaker 3: And then you just you have to use your thumb.
Speaker 3: You still have to use your thumb to swipe it
Speaker 3: if you if you want to get closer.
Speaker 6: People need different magnification. Oh I know, but yeah, so same.
Speaker 6: I get your point. Like, so I'll take a screenshot
Speaker 6: of something and zoom in if I do the.
Speaker 1: Same thing as your camera.
Speaker 3: A little too excited, but I like that you brought
Speaker 3: something new to the show.
Speaker 10: I can go to restaurants now and I can read
Speaker 10: the menu.
Speaker 3: You could have done that with your camera.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but I don't know. I think this is so cool.
Speaker 10: Quick braining in my parade, dude, this is awesome.
Speaker 3: Okay, if you go to measure, if you take your
Speaker 3: iPhone out and you go to measure on that app
Speaker 3: and you're like, I wonder how far it is from
Speaker 3: the door to the chair, and there's a little dot
Speaker 3: and you push the button and you can measure with
Speaker 3: a line and push the dot again. It's like a
Speaker 3: tape measure. So measure is basically a digital tape measure
Speaker 3: on your phone. And that's on the iPhone. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: on the iPhone, like from you. If I put the
Speaker 3: camera on youh it puts a little dot up.
Speaker 1: I've never seen that on my phone.
Speaker 3: So you get close to it, like this football helmet
Speaker 3: here all the way to Eddie's chest.
Speaker 10: I would say ten feet.
Speaker 3: Sixteen feet eleven inches. So it's a digital tape measure
Speaker 3: hot on your phone.
Speaker 6: That is fascinating. How it does that.
Speaker 3: I think the measure out does the magnifier.
Speaker 10: Yes, well for old people. The magnifiers.
Speaker 3: Old people listen up. Okay for everybody to do a construction,
Speaker 3: listen up. There you go, all right, thank you guys.
Speaker 3: Hope you have a great day.
Speaker 1: By everybody.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
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