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Speaker 2: The mall, and it's on the radio, and the Dodgers

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Speaker 1: You through fog. He's running this week's next bit.

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Speaker 2: The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this is,

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Speaker 3: It's not time for the Morning Corny, but we're gonna

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Speaker 3: ninety seconds, and we will ask it. The team consists

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Speaker 3: of Lunchbox, Eddie and myself. The record is six at

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Speaker 3: one point. We got six right in ninety seconds. You

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Speaker 4: Ready?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 4: The timer starts at the end of the first joke.

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Speaker 1: The Morning Corny.

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Speaker 5: What do you call a pig that plays tug of

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Speaker 5: war brope swine flu swine and swine swine.

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Speaker 4: Swine, uh, pig one flaw swan truff trough?

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Speaker 3: One.

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Speaker 4: It's got to be a good job.

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Speaker 5: Why don't scientists trust atoms?

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Speaker 3: Adams?

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Speaker 1: What they're leaving split always splitting. They're new, their new negative.

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Speaker 3: They're neutron, proton because eve electron Adam is spell adam

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Speaker 4: No, no, that's a D go ahead, said again, Why.

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Speaker 6: Don't scientists trust atoms?

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Speaker 1: You never know where they're gonna split.

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Speaker 3: Atoms They could be splitting at any time. Atoms are everywhere.

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Speaker 1: It's too smart for me.

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Speaker 4: Everything every we're all atoms. That's what we are.

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Speaker 3: Everything about us is an atom, sciences, neutron, pro on, electron,

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 5: Know they Why don't they trust them?

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Speaker 7: Trust they're electrically they're they're not positive, because they'll then.

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Speaker 3: But that's only part of it. Because they don't know

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Speaker 8: They go back and they change their minds, they change

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Speaker 8: their charge because they make up everything.

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Speaker 4: They make up everything.

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Speaker 3: See if you want to know if woman is happy,

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Speaker 3: I see what she's wearing like his pants. Jeans are

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Speaker 3: what women are most likely to wear when depressed.

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Speaker 1: Really right now, you's got to be on.

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Speaker 3: Break up.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm actually in like kind of dress, spirits.

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Speaker 4: It must be getting better, you know, I'm feeling good?

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Speaker 3: Okay, good, so jeans again, I'm gonna say I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: I just know you weren't, nim. Yeah, jeans are what

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Speaker 3: women are most likely to wear wind depressed, especially baggy jeans.

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Speaker 1: A little little.

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Speaker 5: Style O looser, wider leed jeans are in right now.

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Speaker 3: According to Science Daily, when women aren't feeling great, they'll

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Speaker 5: Okay, listen, I'm the least suppressed I've been in a

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Speaker 6: This is not accurate.

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Speaker 3: When happy, though, women were more likely to wear something

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Speaker 4: At you, today's very neutral colors, a little baggy.

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Speaker 6: Very neutral and pressed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Where where would you on the happiness scale?

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Speaker 4: Where are you know?

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Speaker 4: What ten is you won a lottery eight?

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Speaker 6: No, things are good? Okay, Like I'm you know, it

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Speaker 9: Are you over it yet?

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Speaker 6: I'm getting there.

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Speaker 4: I think I'm about at six and a half right now.

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Speaker 3: That's better than average bouncing back quick.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, two weeks it's been weak.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like Eddie getting divorced in two weeks. He's

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Speaker 7: not divorced though, that would be fishy. Like he was

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Speaker 4: I don't want to go anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking relationships, so I was.

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Speaker 3: Like, anyway, if a woman is wearing jeans amy true

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Speaker 4: That's false. Okay, you heard it here.

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Speaker 4: Science Daily does not agree, but you heard it here.

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Speaker 3: You'd like to ask for a favor from all of

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Speaker 3: the Oklahoma football game on Saturday, and they have invited

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Speaker 3: me out to lead the Toby Keiths thing along between

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Speaker 3: But knew and I had a relationship with Toby, and

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Speaker 3: But I'm doing it because my family massive Oklahoma fans,

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Speaker 4: I'm missing the litteral Arkansas game.

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Speaker 3: We're leaving to go to Oklahoma because I want to

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Speaker 3: A team color shirt like maroon yeah. Like I don't

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Speaker 3: I love you, so I need you to love me

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Speaker 3: back because some people are gonna be like, what's he

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Speaker 4: But doing it for Toby.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if there will be to spoiler or not,

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Speaker 3: but we're doing Red Solo Cup. The whole stadium. The

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Speaker 4: To like tribute Toby Keith.

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Speaker 1: You got all the words.

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Speaker 3: I don't have to sing on a microphone. Can imagine

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Speaker 3: so we'll be there Saturday. Can't wait to see everybody.

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Speaker 4: Please. I hope you either are excited or fake it

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Speaker 1: That's all I got to say. Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Next up, I'll give you a name.

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Speaker 3: We either made the name up or it's an NFL

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Speaker 1: Amy.

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Speaker 4: It's your job determined which is which.

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Speaker 3: why didn't you want to watch football we were together?

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Speaker 6: Well, I had some healing around it.

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Speaker 3: did we make it up? Play that game next? Amy

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Speaker 3: is Dak Prescott an NFL player? Yes, okay, so I'm

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Speaker 3: it's a quarterback or not a starting quarterback, so Dak

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Speaker 3: Prescott Cowboys, Yeah, starting, yes, yeh cocky.

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Speaker 4: See how many you get? We'll do ten. Lamar Jackson.

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Speaker 4: I so it could be it's either a starting.

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Speaker 6: He's a starting quarterback for the Broncos.

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Speaker 6: I'd be won in there somewhere.

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Speaker 5: Robinson Oh, uh, starting quarterback for the Buccaneers.

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Speaker 4: Made it up?

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Speaker 3: The US is the country with the most cheaters. New

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Speaker 3: but more people are unfaithful with a friend, as forty

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Speaker 10: It's a good point.

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Speaker 3: They don't care.

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Speaker 6: What do you mean by what it is?

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Speaker 3: They don't care? Does it have a hole? All right?

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Speaker 3: That's what that's what men do?

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Speaker 3: That's the truth. That is that curious as to why

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Speaker 1: They're not allowed.

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Speaker 7: That mean like the US, because women are allowed to work,

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Speaker 7: I watched.

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Speaker 6: A Russian tennis player.

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Speaker 10: But what about like the French, like Korea, North Korea?

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Speaker 10: It's very high.

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Speaker 3: Instagram has a thing now where if it's created by AI,

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Speaker 3: We have so many chemicals in our food. Preservatives are

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Speaker 10: I agree with that under two and they don't really

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Speaker 10: No, because it really doesn't stop them from like doing

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Speaker 3: Yea. Sweden says children under the JE tuition, I'll be

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Speaker 3: That's from Fast Company. I figured parents would like it,

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Speaker 3: But I'm saying, would it make your life harder? Because

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Speaker 10: Gosh, I just don't remember giving my two year old

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Speaker 3: Four to five Americans that travel are fine with the

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Speaker 3: They come from the same place. But whatever, man, that's

451
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Speaker 3: so stupid.

452
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Speaker 1: We had to bleep that.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Anyway, Yeah, just get me through faster.

454
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Speaker 3: I'm done with the news. Bobby's stories.

455
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Speaker 1: There's this. It's a mail review. All these dudes.

456
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Speaker 3: They take off the clothes, they dance on the underwear.

457
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Speaker 3: It's called thunder down Under. If you go to Vegas,

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Speaker 3: you go. But it also tours and Lunchbox lost a

459
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Speaker 3: game and he has to go to thunder down Under

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Speaker 3: for two days in a row and sit close to

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Speaker 3: the front and scoop. But we had contacted them, right

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Speaker 3: like he's set up to at least go to that.

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Speaker 11: Yes, he set up for that and a lot of

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Speaker 11: other special things that will happen when he's there.

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Speaker 6: Tell us more about special things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need a lot of special things.

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Speaker 3: He lost and now he must pay a punishment, which

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Speaker 3: is thunder down under the all male review, which is

469
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Speaker 3: going to be so many ladies there.

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Speaker 1: Though, Lunchbox, it will be up. It'll be all.

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Speaker 4: Probably ninety ladies, Oh for sure. So Lunchbox now, Scoob

472
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Speaker 4: backe you already, but you can't go?

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Speaker 1: What for the one I put in the calendar? You

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Speaker 1: can't go to that? Yeah, I got ie.

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Speaker 11: I spent weeks talking with this guy working on all

476
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Speaker 11: these things. What guy, the guy who's the person who's

477
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Speaker 11: setting up the whole thing. He's a pr guy for it.

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Speaker 10: I'll talk about that.

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Speaker 1: So so why wouldn't you ask me what night I

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Speaker 1: can go? Well, because it is.

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Speaker 8: We talked about it on the show that there's a window,

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Speaker 8: the window on the on that show we said the

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Speaker 8: window it's like And then I send you a counter

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Speaker 8: in off every take a breath, Lunchbox, what is your conflict?

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Speaker 7: I have my co ed wreck soccer game that night,

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Speaker 7: and as the captain and the one that brings the jerseys.

487
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Speaker 7: If I'm not there, the jerseys don't get delivered to

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Speaker 7: the game. It causes chaos.

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Speaker 1: So I mean it.

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Speaker 7: My game is at eight fifteen that night, which I

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Speaker 7: feel like is probably going to be right in the

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Speaker 7: middle of thunder down Under, So it looks like we

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Speaker 7: have to cancel.

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Speaker 6: No, he can get the jerseys to somebody else.

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Speaker 3: I had to miss a Rex softball game. I didn't

496
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Speaker 3: like had to do it, but it was okay. Valid.

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Speaker 4: The first the keyword is wreck. This keyard is job.

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Speaker 7: No, no, pay your bills, bread and butter. But I

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Speaker 7: just can't let my team down, is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 7: So I don't know why I wasn't even in Star Player.

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you getting like lots of goals bringing off jerseys?

503
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Speaker 1: Not that big of a star.

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Speaker 6: It causes chaos.

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Speaker 3: No, Yeah, that's why there's chaos if he brings orange

506
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Speaker 3: slices and jerseys.

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Speaker 7: I just found it weird that I wasn't even consulted

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Speaker 7: on what day. We said the day in the bit

509
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Speaker 7: we said it was in September.

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Speaker 1: We didn't say what day.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, we did we gave you the window, and then

512
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Speaker 11: I put in your calendar several days ago.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know he had a calendar.

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Speaker 1: No, no, he sends it in your email.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't have a calendar, scoop, but it goes

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Speaker 3: to his Yeah, he gets it in an email.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it.

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Speaker 7: Says, uh, Wednesday, September twenty fifth, am busy that day, man,

519
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Speaker 7: I got commitments.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 3: My recommendation would be to fulfill this beck because it

522
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Speaker 3: will only get worse if you don't.

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Speaker 1: We mean worse.

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Speaker 3: That's a long said.

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Speaker 1: So I'll leave it to you.

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Speaker 3: I'll let you guys handle this yeah later, But if

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Speaker 3: for reasoning, because you are an adult man, this is

528
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Speaker 3: an adult job, although at times it's not. If you

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Speaker 3: go to scuba and go off air, I cannot go

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Speaker 3: to this because it is absolutely a priority to go

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Speaker 3: to the soccer game. If you say that, even though

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Speaker 3: we don't agree with you, you get to. You're an adult

533
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Speaker 3: man to make an adult decisions. It will be worse

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Speaker 3: for you if you don't go.

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Speaker 7: Absolutely, well, why can't I just go the next day?

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Speaker 6: Because you have to go to two days in a row.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to go two nights in

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Speaker 4: a row, you kept losing the game.

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Speaker 1: I understand that, but.

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Speaker 7: There's days that I can know right, like I go

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Speaker 7: the next day in the day after that.

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Speaker 11: I mean, I don't excuse well, I set up a

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Speaker 11: specially this is a very special occasion for this particular day.

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Speaker 7: The bet wasn't there. The bet wasn't special occasion. The

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Speaker 7: bet was I go.

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Speaker 4: And what I'm want to let you guys handle this.

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Speaker 3: But if for some reason it is not, it does

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Speaker 3: not happen in the way that we think it should

549
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Speaker 3: happen based on the results of the game, it will

550
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Speaker 3: be much worse for the player. But it's up to you.

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Speaker 3: We make our own decisions as adults. So no decision

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Speaker 3: right now. I'll let you guys handle that, Okay, your

553
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Speaker 3: reck sock. It's probably the championship game.

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Speaker 7: No, I think it's like the fifth game of the

555
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Speaker 7: regular season, probably the game that determines playoffs.

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Speaker 1: It's probably determined if we get in or out.

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Speaker 4: So it's seating but like close to the end of

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Speaker 4: the season.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's only seven games, you know what

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Speaker 7: I mean, that's gonna be a pivotal.

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Speaker 1: Stretch.

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Speaker 7: Like you don't want to go in limping into the playoffs.

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Speaker 7: You want to be playing your best and it is

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Speaker 7: your key cog.

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Speaker 3: You're the key cog, one of them. I think you

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Speaker 3: will be able to see a lot of key cogs.

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Speaker 3: That's the old under down under as well cultiple MultiMate

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Speaker 3: key dogs. Okay, yeah, we'll let you guys Australian. We'll

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Speaker 3: let you guys handle that. Give me that date tomorrow

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Speaker 3: the next day. Okay, all right, sounds goodby show today.

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Speaker 7: This story comes us from Chesterfield County, Virginia. Nine one

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Speaker 7: one received a call nine one one, what's your emergency?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, shots fire. There were shots coming from my neighbor's house.

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Speaker 7: I don't know what's going on. Please show up. The

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Speaker 7: neighborhood accidentally put their gun in the oven and forgot

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Speaker 7: about it, and they went to free heat it.

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Speaker 4: So many things we could go layer about, layer on this.

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Speaker 3: Maybe they were hiding their gun is all I can

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Speaker 3: think about instead of warm it up. Yeah, they weren't

581
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Speaker 3: warming it up on purpose, maybe to go to shoot it.

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Speaker 3: There anyone who has a cold gun, dang, And so

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Speaker 3: obviously and it was load.

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Speaker 1: It was loaded, and so the heat caused it to fire.

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Speaker 3: Scary, even if you're hiding it in the oven. What

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Speaker 3: you shouldn't do you should check and make sure it's

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Speaker 3: also not loaded. Yeah, there's just a lot of things.

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Speaker 3: There's a gun on to myself. There are a lot

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Speaker 3: of things I wouldn't have done.

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Speaker 1: There many.

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Speaker 3: That's all all. Okay, I'm lunchbox at your bonehead story

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Speaker 3: of the day.

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Speaker 1: Eddie over to here.

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Speaker 10: Old people, listen up. I have an app on the

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Speaker 10: iPhone that's going to change your life.

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Speaker 3: You know how we know you're old. You set an

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Speaker 3: app on the I. I mean, it's just a phone.

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Speaker 3: Just say, we have an app on you.

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah. But some people have those other phones.

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Speaker 10: I don't know that. Yeah, they have apps. Yeah, but

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Speaker 10: I don't know to have this app.

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Speaker 3: I know. But you can just find and it's like

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Speaker 3: ninety Because this.

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Speaker 10: App comes with your phone. You don't have to download it. Okay,

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Speaker 10: it's in there already. It's called the Magnic sided. This

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Speaker 10: is okay, the Magnifier app. So if you can't read something,

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Speaker 10: get the app, hit the button, hold it up to

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Speaker 10: whatever you're trying to read. It magnifies it to where

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Speaker 10: you can read it. We don't need reading glasses. I

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Speaker 10: do that with my camera on my phone. I send

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Speaker 10: my camera and then if it's something, I just zoom

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Speaker 10: in my thumbs. It's already zoomed in for you. You don't

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Speaker 10: need the camera. The camera you have to pinch and

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Speaker 10: then you know, kind of zoom in this one. Open

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Speaker 10: it up, put it right up to whatever you're trying

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Speaker 10: to read, and you can see it. Dude, it's amazing.

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Speaker 3: Even if it's as good as he is acting like

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Speaker 3: it is, it doesn't feel that amazing. But let me

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Speaker 3: look out it here. Yeah, nag net fire got it,

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Speaker 3: and so it's up.

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Speaker 1: Where did you find it?

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Speaker 3: And then you just you have to use your thumb.

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Speaker 3: You still have to use your thumb to swipe it

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Speaker 3: if you if you want to get closer.

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Speaker 6: People need different magnification. Oh I know, but yeah, so same.

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Speaker 6: I get your point. Like, so I'll take a screenshot

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Speaker 6: of something and zoom in if I do the.

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Speaker 1: Same thing as your camera.

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Speaker 3: A little too excited, but I like that you brought

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Speaker 3: something new to the show.

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Speaker 10: I can go to restaurants now and I can read

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Speaker 10: the menu.

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Speaker 3: You could have done that with your camera.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, but I don't know. I think this is so cool.

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Speaker 10: Quick braining in my parade, dude, this is awesome.

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Speaker 3: Okay, if you go to measure, if you take your

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Speaker 3: iPhone out and you go to measure on that app

638
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 3: and you're like, I wonder how far it is from

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00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 3: the door to the chair, and there's a little dot

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Speaker 3: and you push the button and you can measure with

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Speaker 3: a line and push the dot again. It's like a

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Speaker 3: tape measure. So measure is basically a digital tape measure

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Speaker 3: on your phone. And that's on the iPhone. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: on the iPhone, like from you. If I put the

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Speaker 3: camera on youh it puts a little dot up.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen that on my phone.

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Speaker 3: So you get close to it, like this football helmet

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Speaker 3: here all the way to Eddie's chest.

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Speaker 10: I would say ten feet.

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Speaker 3: Sixteen feet eleven inches. So it's a digital tape measure

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Speaker 3: hot on your phone.

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Speaker 6: That is fascinating. How it does that.

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Speaker 3: I think the measure out does the magnifier.

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Speaker 10: Yes, well for old people. The magnifiers.

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Speaker 3: Old people listen up. Okay for everybody to do a construction,

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Speaker 3: listen up. There you go, all right, thank you guys.

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Speaker 3: Hope you have a great day.

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Speaker 1: By everybody.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced, and sang

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Speaker 3: by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,

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Speaker 3: Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm

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Speaker 3: Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you

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Speaker 3: for listening to the podcast.