1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: the subject is I'm true out of shape for him. 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 1: We'll get into that, find out what that's all about, 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,680 Speaker 1: and just a fuse put it together then, because right 6 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:19,760 Speaker 1: now it's time for the nephew and today's frank phone call. 7 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 1: What you got for his neph. 8 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:24,240 Speaker 2: I'm not out of shape. Over here, we're doing mobile baptism, 9 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 2: my pool, mobile baptism the pool. We come out of 10 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 2: the house, you come outside, you get on the back 11 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 2: of this truck. We're gonna baptize you right here and 12 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 2: get you washed in the blood of the Lamb right here. 13 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 2: You understand that wash in the blood of the Lamb. 14 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,599 Speaker 2: Mobile baptism the pool cat Dog. 15 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 3: If you would hello, Hello. 16 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 4: I'm trying to reach the mister Wilson. How you doing. 17 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 4: My name is brother spring water Man. Listen. We got 18 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 4: paid to actually come by and do some services to 19 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 4: for you by some friends of yours, and we wanted 20 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 4: to actually call and see about scheduling and see what 21 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 4: you had available. 22 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:11,199 Speaker 5: Uh, some some services. What y'all plan on cut some grass? 23 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 6: Which I do? 24 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 4: What kind of services you have Actually, sir, you've got 25 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 4: some friends that have actually spent a great amount of 26 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 4: money on you. And what we do is we have 27 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 4: a Baptismal on wheels survey. And what we do is 28 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 4: we go and we we baptize people at their home. 29 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 4: And Baptism on Wheels has been is a new company, 30 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 4: but we've we've baptized over a thousand people. Now we 31 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 4: have a truck which actually has a baptismal pool on 32 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 4: the back of it, and we actually come to your 33 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 4: home and we will baptize you in your driveway and 34 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 4: and make you hold again. 35 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 5: So we still brother Water brother again, sorry, Springwater, Springwater. 36 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 5: What you want to come to my house and give 37 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 5: me a baptism in. 38 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 4: My front We want to baptize you right there in 39 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 4: your drive where your friends are paid for the services. 40 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 3: And my friend, what friend will pay for me to 41 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 3: get baptized? 42 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 5: I've been baptized already. 43 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,640 Speaker 4: Well from my understanding, sir that ever then that you 44 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 4: you had some some bumps and bruises and and and 45 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 4: they seem to believe that you need to be Washington 46 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 4: coming again. 47 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 5: I mean, that's all good, that's all, that's all. It's 48 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:23,639 Speaker 5: all good, But I mean things are I mean things 49 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 5: be that that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized, 50 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 5: I go to church. You know, me and the Lord 51 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 5: don't have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks. 52 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 5: But for you to pull up with your pool in 53 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 5: front of my house to say you Fina baptized me, 54 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 5: that that doesn't make any sense to me. 55 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 4: I mean, succeed sir. Sometimes when some people are not 56 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 4: able to go to the House of the Lord and 57 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 4: get baptized, you know, we're making a lot more convenient 58 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,279 Speaker 4: for you. But we can actually need no convenience. 59 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 5: I don't need no convenience. 60 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 3: What I need convenience for you asking me to come 61 00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 3: to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in 62 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 3: my driveway? Does that make any sense to you? Whether water? 63 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,080 Speaker 3: I mean, come on, if you really sit back and 64 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,920 Speaker 3: think about it, does that make any sense to you? 65 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 4: The first of all, so that that's that's that's that's 66 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 4: brother spring water. But what I'm trying to what I'm trying. 67 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 3: To say, the water is holy water, spring water. It 68 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 3: doesn't make no difference to me. You can't come to 69 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 3: my neighborhood and baptize me in front of mine, sir? 70 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 4: What is all that? This is? This is what your 71 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 4: friends are talking about that. 72 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 3: You don't give me. My prayers are telling you. Man, 73 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 3: anybody which which one of my prayers don't recommend you 74 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 3: to come to my damn house. So I'm from and my. 75 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 5: Make that don't even make any sense to me. 76 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 4: You understand, I'm not at any liberty to tell you 77 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 4: who actually between. 78 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 3: The liberty because of my damn house that that ties me. 79 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 3: But you can't tell me who the hell go see you? 80 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 4: But you're not. 81 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 3: What come on, You're gonna even come on that that 82 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 3: makes sense to you? God, Come on, that doesn't make 83 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 3: anything no way in the world to allow you to 84 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 3: come and bring your ponee in front of my house 85 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 3: at baptize me. Then I'm asking you ask as you 86 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 3: you're supposed to be a pastor, you're supposed to be baptized, 87 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 3: and I'm asking you, Okay, what's a friend of mine 88 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 3: is sending you there? You know, letting you know I 89 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 3: need to be done, will tell you that at. 90 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:18,359 Speaker 4: Liberty, sir? All I wanted to know Basically, I've already 91 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 4: been paid, I'm coming to graduates now baptizing me. 92 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 3: I've have baptized. 93 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 4: I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. 94 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 3: Man, I'll tell you what. If you come to my 95 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 3: house in front of my driveway, you better bring the 96 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 3: whole congregation. You understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers, 97 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 3: the sisters and everybody else. If you think I'm gonna 98 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 3: be backtizing life. 99 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 4: Well, this is the problem. This is what some friends 100 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 4: are talking about. This is why you need to be 101 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 4: baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood of 102 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 4: the lamp. This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. 103 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 4: That's what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What's wrong with me? 104 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 3: Now? What's wrong with you is calling me in a 105 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,039 Speaker 3: little my heart day telling me I need to be 106 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 3: baptized in front of my house. If I need to 107 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,839 Speaker 3: be baptized, get some only water, I go down to 108 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 3: the church. I don't need you come in front of 109 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,159 Speaker 3: our house. Listen, oh circus, we're aren't afraid of from 110 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 3: what she's calling my water. That's athlete say, But Mama 111 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 3: und up saying me, I'm from my understanding. 112 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,159 Speaker 4: From my understanding, mister Wilson, you missed two Sundays already. 113 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 4: This month. 114 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 3: So now I can't go anywhere and get the water. 115 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 3: I don't need you coming here because you telling me 116 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 3: I missed two damn Sundays. I'm missed the Sunday too 117 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,159 Speaker 3: because the fun of 'am ain't. 118 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,559 Speaker 4: Coming off, Sir. All I know is I've been paid 119 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 4: to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning 120 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,719 Speaker 4: at seven o'clock and we will baptize you before you 121 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,719 Speaker 4: go to work on tubes. 122 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,040 Speaker 3: Before you would I tell you what you curt my 123 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:41,119 Speaker 3: at seven o'clock in the morning, I swear on your lord, 124 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 3: I'm gonna bust yoa. You understand me. You will not 125 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,600 Speaker 3: come to my house telling me you wud a back 126 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,479 Speaker 3: top down. Don't give a damn who paid you. You 127 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 3: understand I was trying you in the water matter. Stop now, friends, you, 128 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 3: your teachers, everybody else. We're gonna have a fool party left. 129 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 3: You understand I'm doing that. 130 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 4: I une all of this ain't and all of this this, 131 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 4: these problems you have within you, we are going to 132 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,479 Speaker 4: purge your body and get it out your system. 133 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:09,040 Speaker 3: I want you to tell you what I tell you 134 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 3: what rot the spring brother water. 135 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 4: You gotta get baptized on Thursday morning. 136 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 3: I won't give a damn who pays you, who called 137 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 3: you bring your I'm going I carry kill you. I'm 138 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 3: gonna try, y'all site. 139 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 4: I got one more thing I want to say to you. 140 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 3: When you listening to gotta that's matters. I'm busy. You 141 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 3: ain't got to say to me. I gotta go. You 142 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,920 Speaker 3: understand you can't make a well man. 143 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 4: I want to say to you, is you listening to me? 144 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 3: What? 145 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 4: No? This his nephew timming from the Steve Harby in 146 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 4: Morning show. You just got pranked by your boy Mason. 147 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 5: Hello, man, let me tell you how something man. Let 148 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,719 Speaker 5: me tell you something boy. Y'all y'all was. 149 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 3: Bring some man, I say, head man, I. 150 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 6: Was about to act the fool ony y'all to show 151 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 6: the sip crib. You understand me one time, y'all ain't 152 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:07,480 Speaker 6: got just better to do ben to center around. 153 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 5: Here and just with people during their day. 154 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 3: Man. 155 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 6: I ain't never thought y'all could get me with this. 156 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,960 Speaker 3: They Oh the hell goes around that tize of people. 157 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 3: All that's like wills on? Will ya beptized. 158 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 5: People with a pull on the back of your. 159 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 3: F one fifty? 160 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 4: Will I gotta ask you something. What is the baddest 161 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 4: radio show in the land. 162 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 5: Man, You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show. 163 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 2: You have it, y'all, y'all want y'all, y'all want, y'all 164 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 2: want to know. I come by the house, get it 165 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 2: done right out there in the front. Y'all, y'all want it. 166 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 1: Just when I think you can't get any more stupid. Now, 167 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 1: thank you. 168 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 4: You surprised me call. 169 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 2: Don't reject my services. 170 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 1: Baptized. 171 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 2: I'm good. People need sometimes you need it again. Sometimes 172 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 2: you didn't get clean to you too? Yes, yes, Greensborough, 173 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 2: you already know what time it is. Riley, North Carolina. 174 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 2: You're laying in the cut. I'm gonna bring my baptist, 175 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 2: my pool to Riley, North Carolina and just baptized people 176 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 2: for the show. Yeah clean before the show. 177 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 4: You get a. 178 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 2: Nice comedy show and get washed. You can't beat that 179 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 2: into the blood of the lamb. All right, All minds clear, 180 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 2: all right, and I will be giving you all of 181 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 2: that in Riley, North Carolina next weekend. Got some tickets 182 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 2: on sale right now. My daddy, my dad used to 183 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:44,440 Speaker 2: carry them all. If you turn to the book over 184 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 2: Ara Arab Malachi, Rob God, yet you have robbed me 185 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:59,079 Speaker 2: well in time, and in offering you bring all you 186 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 2: tithe of the store. 187 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,000 Speaker 1: You know how it goes. Yeah, all right, no if 188 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: you thank you. Coming up next for today, the subject 189 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,959 Speaker 1: is I'm too out of shape for him. We'll get 190 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 1: into that, find out what that's all about. Right after this, 191 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,920 Speaker 1: you're listening to Harvey Morning Show.