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Speaker 1: Jules dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Yes,

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Speaker 2: all right, let's hear it.

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Speaker 1: So I'm married and I have a mother in law

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Speaker 1: that isn't a huge fan of me, Like, she's very

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Speaker 1: rude most of the time. She's always commenting on what

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Speaker 1: I'm wearing, how I look, just kind of making backhanded

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Speaker 1: compliments like stuff like that. So basically, my dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret is I created a Facebook burn account and I

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Speaker 1: had been leaving comments on her like posts and her

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Speaker 1: photos just to kind of like piss her off a

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Speaker 1: little bit. And so she actually blocked that account, so

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Speaker 1: I had to make a new account. She hasn't blocked

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Speaker 1: this one so far, but it's definitely messing with her,

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Speaker 1: for sure.

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Speaker 2: You're trolling your mother in law. Yeah, I bet you.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people have that dirty little secret. Yeah right, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's just my way of kind of getting back at

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Speaker 1: her for all these mean common she's making without her

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Speaker 1: really realizing that it's men.

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Speaker 2: You imagine she saw you that day, Honey, yellow is

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Speaker 2: not your color.

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Speaker 3: She goes on Facebook that night, I'm sorry, honey, orange

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Speaker 3: is not your color.

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Speaker 2: She has a troll account, and she's trolling you back

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Speaker 2: to oh yeah, she might be, well, thank you for

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Speaker 2: telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret? Hello? Hello, Hello, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I'm good.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I just.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't all good, No worries. You have a dirty little secret? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what is it?

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Speaker 3: So just recently we flew out to Texas. My brother's

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Speaker 3: mom's funeral was going on, and we live in Saint

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Speaker 3: Louis and there's a dispensary on every core her there's

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Speaker 3: not in Texas. So I put a little cart in

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Speaker 3: my bag, in the diaper bag, and I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to check on They're not gonna see

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Speaker 3: it or anything. Well, they flagged the bag, so I'm shaking.

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Speaker 3: I'm shaking in the airport. I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: my dad's a cop. I was like, I'm screwed. I'm

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Speaker 3: getting arrested. They pull out this huge bottle that I

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Speaker 3: forgot I put in the diaper bag, and it's like

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Speaker 3: twelve fluent ounces of that is so body wash. She

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Speaker 3: holds the bottle up loud and proud and goes, ma'am,

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Speaker 3: you cannot have this big bottle of magisl and you

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Speaker 3: carry on and everyone's looking at me, and I was like, man,

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Speaker 3: I would rather be pat.

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Speaker 2: It down right now.

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Speaker 3: Everyone knows, everyone knows I have Magistill now everybody.

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Speaker 2: Knows you're super fresh girl. So funny. And she made

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Speaker 2: it through with her little cart and her diaper bad.

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Speaker 3: And I came back from Dallas. They flagged me again

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Speaker 3: for diaper wipes.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to keep booties clean. Yeah, you know, still

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Speaker 2: taking that diaper bag. Thank you for telling you dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret. That's excellent problem. What's your dirty little secret?

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