WEBVTT - Me and Yo Baby Getting Married

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>subject he stole my heart and a few other things. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>first if you're gonna steal that one thing right, first

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<v Speaker 1>off you, Tommy is here. You hear right there with

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<v Speaker 1>today's praying phone call? What you got for his naff?

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<v Speaker 1>Me and your baby getting married? Me and your baby

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<v Speaker 1>getting married. I called this man and told him that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm married his daughter. Me and your baby might be

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<v Speaker 1>a bit too much. It's getting married, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>cat do? Let's run that thing. Hello. Hello, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to read. I'm trying to read. Mr. Yes, Mr, how

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<v Speaker 1>you doing. I'm trying. Let me let me make you

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got the right Hey listen, Well, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>do Mr Richards's called and introduce myself to you and

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<v Speaker 1>let you know who I was. My name is Jeff, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh you know, pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much like the last five or six months, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very very

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<v Speaker 1>interested in you, and I know this is kind of crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>For you to get a phone call for me. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very interested in in Crystal right now, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to you know, I just wanted to do the

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<v Speaker 1>man thing and just reach out to your man and

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<v Speaker 1>say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what what? What'in?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jeff? Jeff Okay, Jeff Jeff. Listen. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very close with my daughter and my daughter has never

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<v Speaker 1>ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's else about what it's been like

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<v Speaker 1>about five close to six months that me and Cristal

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<v Speaker 1>been you know, going out, you know, up here at

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<v Speaker 1>the school. But what I want to do is tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really really interested in May and Crystal. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I want I really do want Cristal to be my wife. Well, again,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard you before, and my daughter has never

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<v Speaker 1>ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating anybody right there,

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<v Speaker 1>my daughters in school. I understand that, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we you know, it's been you know, we've been you

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<v Speaker 1>know a little back and forth or whatever, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know the main thing and me and Crystal really, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we really, we really do love each other. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to But if you love my daughter, she would have

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<v Speaker 1>told me and she was in love with someone. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what you know, And maybe it's a situation

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<v Speaker 1>where christ is like a little maybe a little uneasy

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<v Speaker 1>about talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>You can talk to me about anything. We talk every day,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, You're like you, I talked to my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>every day, your daughter. And how old is your daughter?

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter? Fifteen? Hold hold on wo manute man, you

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<v Speaker 1>said your daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay? Well

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<v Speaker 1>how old are you? I'm forty six, forty six, forty

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<v Speaker 1>six years old? You want to man, five year old daughter?

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<v Speaker 1>A Let me say this right here. Love ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>no limit, man, And I understand, you know, I was

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<v Speaker 1>a little shocked at first about the age difference between us,

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<v Speaker 1>but you get you know what, man, Okay, And I

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<v Speaker 1>understand that. But what I'm trying to explain to you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>is that it's all the time, man, when you just

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<v Speaker 1>you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man, love just

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<v Speaker 1>love is love, man, and you've been locked up on

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<v Speaker 1>parole after un the versa there on work releasing that

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal is just a beautiful person. Man. Hold on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you calling me at the Blue down this look, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never work. I got a lot of work on

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<v Speaker 1>my damn death and you're calling me telling me uh

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<v Speaker 1>uh former gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five year old daughter, and you damn that fifty

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<v Speaker 1>you damn it my age, you want to marry my daughter. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to talk to you, but what I

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<v Speaker 1>need to do is I need to talk to Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>and get to the bottom of this. That's what the

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<v Speaker 1>hell I need to do. Hey, I don't understand that. Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>She was probably gonna I want to talk to and

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't got no problem with it. What I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to explain to you is that man, little ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>no limit. Man. It's just something that helped Crystal love me.

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<v Speaker 1>I love huh and and it is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to try to get your blessings on this.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get love Sill Man, he get gonna marry

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter. No, my daughter been a time in school.

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<v Speaker 1>I love damn life. She was on the dam all

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<v Speaker 1>four years of college and he's going to grad school

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<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna, man, my daughter, you're working. I understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm what I'm trying to explain to you that

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, Man, Sometimes I love is right the

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<v Speaker 1>second time around. You understand what I'm saying. Hell, you

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<v Speaker 1>mean a second time? I got kids already. What I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to say is it didn't work out with me

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<v Speaker 1>on the first time. What I wanted to do, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>it just called you. It's solidified the culinary experienced. They

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<v Speaker 1>got to do it. Dude, What the hell isn't you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about it? Look? Look, look, I got to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>find out what the hell is going on, because man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even trying to have this conversation with you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I understand all that. I understand what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>What I want to say to you is just right here.

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal is twenty five. Even if you don't agree with this, here,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna eat low and make sure that we get

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<v Speaker 1>look a hire, you ain't doing things with my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>unless mine. Look yeah, man, you ain't doing Uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know your jail bird. You ain't doing. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call my daughter final you really are because I

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<v Speaker 1>lost your mind. You just think your old jail bird

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be marry and my daughter. My daughter has

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<v Speaker 1>not a future. You ain't got the head. That's wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with Jill rust. I'm not gonna say it and go

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth, but you Mr, me and Crystal getting married,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll not happen under any circumstances, not un what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>The circumstances are me and Crystal getting married. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to love, man, know what you think you as

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<v Speaker 1>long as you how about that one? That's gotta be.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing I need to say, and

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<v Speaker 1>then me and Crystal just gonna come over there and

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<v Speaker 1>dry down there and tell you exactly what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>in our life right now. You got to say to me,

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<v Speaker 1>are you listening to me? Yes? What the hell you

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<v Speaker 1>got to say to me? I got to say this,

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<v Speaker 1>This is nephew comment from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got pranked by your daughter, Crystal and her

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend outside my job looking at me like I'm crazy. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Your baby girl just wanted to put a smile on

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<v Speaker 1>your face. Man, I gotta ask you what he is.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land and the Steam Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you do it, baby, Oh man, not having

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<v Speaker 1>it that take your daddy through somebody's little drill, right,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, my fifty year old You know, you know

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<v Speaker 1>the second the second time around. You know the second

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<v Speaker 1>time around. What you're talking about? Love is love? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you have daughters yet? Oh my god. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>you do it, baby. Go to Thomas Miles dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Click on the prank button. All right, leave me all

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<v Speaker 1>your information. I call you. We talked you, let me

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<v Speaker 1>know who were pranking. We work out our plan and

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<v Speaker 1>that's how we do it. Thomas Miles dot com. I

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<v Speaker 1>promise you we're gonna prank some great ones. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I do. That's what I do, crazy man, that's whoa Tommy?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Coming up next, it is Today's Strawberry Letter.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait till you guys hear this. When you thought yesterday's

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<v Speaker 1>was crazy, well this one is crazy too. The subject

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<v Speaker 1>is he stole my heart and a few other things.

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<v Speaker 1>He stole my heart and a few other things. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get it into its Steve and I you're gonna steal, though, Shirley,

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<v Speaker 1>If you're gonna steal, I mean still a lot. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you steal your heart? I mean, if you're going thievery,

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<v Speaker 1>going in thievery one more time, showing my heart and

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<v Speaker 1>a few other things. We'll get into the Strawberry letter

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<v Speaker 1>right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.