Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Uh
Speaker 1: subject he stole my heart and a few other things. Okay,
Speaker 1: first if you're gonna steal that one thing right, first
Speaker 1: off you, Tommy is here. You hear right there with
Speaker 1: today's praying phone call? What you got for his naff?
Speaker 1: Me and your baby getting married? Me and your baby
Speaker 1: getting married. I called this man and told him that
Speaker 1: I'm married his daughter. Me and your baby might be
Speaker 1: a bit too much. It's getting married, you know what,
Speaker 1: cat do? Let's run that thing. Hello. Hello, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to read. I'm trying to read. Mr. Yes, Mr, how
Speaker 1: you doing. I'm trying. Let me let me make you
Speaker 1: I'm calling the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the right Hey listen, Well, I wanted to
Speaker 1: do Mr Richards's called and introduce myself to you and
Speaker 1: let you know who I was. My name is Jeff, Jeff,
Speaker 1: and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh you know, pretty
Speaker 1: much like the last five or six months, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very very
Speaker 1: interested in you, and I know this is kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: For you to get a phone call for me. But
Speaker 1: I'm very interested in in Crystal right now, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to you know, I just wanted to do the
Speaker 1: man thing and just reach out to your man and
Speaker 1: say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying your
Speaker 1: daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what what? What'in?
Speaker 1: My name is Jeff? Jeff Okay, Jeff Jeff. Listen. I'm
Speaker 1: very close with my daughter and my daughter has never
Speaker 1: ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's else about what it's been like
Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Cristal
Speaker 1: been you know, going out, you know, up here at
Speaker 1: the school. But what I want to do is tell
Speaker 1: you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in May and Crystal. You know,
Speaker 1: I want I really do want Cristal to be my wife. Well, again,
Speaker 1: I've never heard you before, and my daughter has never
Speaker 1: ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating anybody right there,
Speaker 1: my daughters in school. I understand that, and you know,
Speaker 1: we you know, it's been you know, we've been you
Speaker 1: know a little back and forth or whatever, but you
Speaker 1: know the main thing and me and Crystal really, you know,
Speaker 1: we really, we really do love each other. I want
Speaker 1: to But if you love my daughter, she would have
Speaker 1: told me and she was in love with someone. But
Speaker 1: you know what you know, And maybe it's a situation
Speaker 1: where christ is like a little maybe a little uneasy
Speaker 1: about talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You can talk to me about anything. We talk every day,
Speaker 1: right right, You're like you, I talked to my daughter
Speaker 1: every day, your daughter. And how old is your daughter?
Speaker 1: My daughter? Fifteen? Hold hold on wo manute man, you
Speaker 1: said your daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay? Well
Speaker 1: how old are you? I'm forty six, forty six, forty
Speaker 1: six years old? You want to man, five year old daughter?
Speaker 1: A Let me say this right here. Love ain't got
Speaker 1: no limit, man, And I understand, you know, I was
Speaker 1: a little shocked at first about the age difference between us,
Speaker 1: but you get you know what, man, Okay, And I
Speaker 1: understand that. But what I'm trying to explain to you, man,
Speaker 1: is that it's all the time, man, when you just
Speaker 1: you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man, love just
Speaker 1: love is love, man, and you've been locked up on
Speaker 1: parole after un the versa there on work releasing that
Speaker 1: my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man,
Speaker 1: Crystal is just a beautiful person. Man. Hold on, man,
Speaker 1: you calling me at the Blue down this look, Man,
Speaker 1: I'll never work. I got a lot of work on
Speaker 1: my damn death and you're calling me telling me uh
Speaker 1: uh former gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my
Speaker 1: twenty five year old daughter, and you damn that fifty
Speaker 1: you damn it my age, you want to marry my daughter. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to talk to you, but what I
Speaker 1: need to do is I need to talk to Crystal
Speaker 1: and get to the bottom of this. That's what the
Speaker 1: hell I need to do. Hey, I don't understand that. Mr.
Speaker 1: She was probably gonna I want to talk to and
Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem with it. What I'm trying
Speaker 1: to explain to you is that man, little ain't got
Speaker 1: no limit. Man. It's just something that helped Crystal love me.
Speaker 1: I love huh and and it is what it is.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to try to get your blessings on this.
Speaker 1: You can get love Sill Man, he get gonna marry
Speaker 1: my daughter. No, my daughter been a time in school.
Speaker 1: I love damn life. She was on the dam all
Speaker 1: four years of college and he's going to grad school
Speaker 1: and you're gonna, man, my daughter, you're working. I understand that.
Speaker 1: What I'm what I'm trying to explain to you that
Speaker 1: you know what, Man, Sometimes I love is right the
Speaker 1: second time around. You understand what I'm saying. Hell, you
Speaker 1: mean a second time? I got kids already. What I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say is it didn't work out with me
Speaker 1: on the first time. What I wanted to do, Man,
Speaker 1: it just called you. It's solidified the culinary experienced. They
Speaker 1: got to do it. Dude, What the hell isn't you
Speaker 1: talking about it? Look? Look, look, I got to talk
Speaker 1: to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: find out what the hell is going on, because man,
Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to have this conversation with you,
Speaker 1: and I understand all that. I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1: What I want to say to you is just right here.
Speaker 1: Crystal is twenty five. Even if you don't agree with this, here,
Speaker 1: we're gonna eat low and make sure that we get
Speaker 1: look a hire, you ain't doing things with my daughter
Speaker 1: unless mine. Look yeah, man, you ain't doing Uh, I
Speaker 1: don't even know your jail bird. You ain't doing. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call my daughter final you really are because I
Speaker 1: lost your mind. You just think your old jail bird
Speaker 1: is gonna be marry and my daughter. My daughter has
Speaker 1: not a future. You ain't got the head. That's wrong
Speaker 1: with Jill rust. I'm not gonna say it and go
Speaker 1: back and forth, but you Mr, me and Crystal getting married,
Speaker 1: We'll not happen under any circumstances, not un what you think.
Speaker 1: The circumstances are me and Crystal getting married. That's it.
Speaker 1: Not to love, man, know what you think you as
Speaker 1: long as you how about that one? That's gotta be.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say, and
Speaker 1: then me and Crystal just gonna come over there and
Speaker 1: dry down there and tell you exactly what's going on
Speaker 1: in our life right now. You got to say to me,
Speaker 1: are you listening to me? Yes? What the hell you
Speaker 1: got to say to me? I got to say this,
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Speaker 1: he said, my fifty year old You know, you know
Speaker 1: the second the second time around. You know the second
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Speaker 1: All right? Coming up next, it is Today's Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: Wait till you guys hear this. When you thought yesterday's
Speaker 1: was crazy, well this one is crazy too. The subject
Speaker 1: is he stole my heart and a few other things.
Speaker 1: He stole my heart and a few other things. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get it into its Steve and I you're gonna steal, though, Shirley,
Speaker 1: If you're gonna steal, I mean still a lot. Don't
Speaker 1: you steal your heart? I mean, if you're going thievery,
Speaker 1: going in thievery one more time, showing my heart and
Speaker 1: a few other things. We'll get into the Strawberry letter
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.