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Speaker 1: Thirty minutes? Good? Okay, guys, thank you? Wow? What a blessing?

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Speaker 1: Um have you guys been doing? Beat the Streek? But whoa,

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Speaker 1: tell me how closely associated we are with them. I'm

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00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,160
Speaker 1: just gonna go ahead and say it. Maybe we're gonna

422
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 1: get in trouble, maybe not. I don't know exactly the

423
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,359
Speaker 1: deal we have with them. How you got those tickets,

424
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 1: But I don't think we're soccer is ever gonna be

425
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 1: big here until they build a damn stadium like Austin.

426
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 1: You do understand? Oh it is, yes? Oh where is

427
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 1: it National Fairground? When was somebody going to tell me?

428
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,719
Speaker 1: I thought that's where the race the speed It's right

429
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 1: next to the speedway. I wanted a multi purpose. Is

430
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,360
Speaker 1: that where the sounds used to play? No, that's what place?

431
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 1: Was a dump? I think it's that same area they

432
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 1: shut down the sound stadium. They found a dead body

433
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 1: in the outfield and I'll hang up and listen. Did

434
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,439
Speaker 1: they know they It's been under construction. It was supposed

435
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 1: to be ready for this year, but they got pushed

436
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 1: back from some people trying to fight it, and so

437
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 1: that's why we had to delay it a little bit.

438
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 1: And that's why what's this week Crabb involved. I'm all

439
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: about National Investor. I have a little steak in the business.

440
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: I believe they need yes, so that I guess that

441
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,360
Speaker 1: is the Directually. Yes, the stadium will be opening next

442
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: season instead of this season, which it was supposed to do,

443
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 1: but we were delayed because of fighting between two groups.

444
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: N FC NO NO in sc N n N. Yeah.

445
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: Pretty much. All my friends were at the game on Saturday,

446
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn it, I probably should have

447
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 1: gone to that. Yeah, it was still was socially distanced.

448
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 1: Socially since it's still as much as I'd love to

449
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 1: go sit fifty yards from your family, coach, I'd like,

450
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 1: you can be with your family, you can be with

451
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: your group because they don't social distance you and your wife.

452
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 1: But I'm saying if I wanted to go talk to

453
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: another group, and it looked like they had everybody, so

454
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 1: you can do that. You can go to another group.

455
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,879
Speaker 1: Oh really, yes, and you're telling me the mayoring and

456
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,400
Speaker 1: to come down. No, No, I don't think the mayor

457
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: was there. Guys. I went to a target the other

458
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: day in another county. They don't wear masks. We went

459
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: out because we went we went to go buy a

460
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 1: Nationale sc shirt for my son and my wife wanted one,

461
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 1: so we went out to the suburbs or a different

462
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 1: county just to the It's like the wild West up there.

463
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: It was wild wild West. It was just like I

464
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: was the only one with the mask, and they're looking

465
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: at us like we're the weird ones, and we're like, huh.

466
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 1: It's different from what I could tell. It seems like

467
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: they haven't been wearing masks for a while. Yeah, Hey,

468
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 1: that fat never caught on in the country. No, I

469
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 1: don't think it did. I don't think it did. A

470
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 1: very different one there. I had the same experience exactly.

471
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 1: I mean, we went to Target and Dicks and they don't,

472
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: uh not to segment a whole state. But when I

473
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 1: went to Georgia about two months ago, I went down

474
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 1: with Eric Dodd and he goes, hey, man and just

475
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 1: two heads up, they don't wear masks down here, guys.

476
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 1: I went to the gas station, we went to the

477
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 1: liquor store. You didn't need a mask, you didn't need anything.

478
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: There's people just walked around. If you wearing a mask,

479
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: they thought you were robbing the place. Then they looked

480
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 1: at us like we were the crazy one. Like they

481
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 1: just like, hey, yo, why are you wearing this mask? Thing?

482
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: Like you don't need to wear it? You know, it's okay.

483
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: But I mean, if I if they're not requiring it,

484
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 1: I mean I'm like, I guess I don't have to

485
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: wear my mask because I mean I was doing it

486
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: to protect you, right, Yeah, But I still I just

487
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: feel I mean, I left it on, but I was thinking,

488
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: like I guess, I meanstance. No one's wearing it. I

489
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: guess I don't have to. Yeah, I think you should

490
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: wait till your two weeks is up. Yes, I'm just

491
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 1: a few days in. Yeah, so that's why I was.

492
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: I was, I was in my two weeks, but I

493
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 1: was still like, no, I mean, I feel like it's

494
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: weird for me not to wear it when that's what

495
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: the rules are supposed to be. But I don't know.

496
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: Then I gotta We're at the game, Okay, at what

497
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 1: age are you too old to yell at the damn

498
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 1: players and the rest? Whatever age you are a year

499
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: before that coach, not me, because there ever here, it's

500
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: always an old person yelling coach or or young drunk kids.

501
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: Because there's a couple of dudes. They were probably in

502
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: their fifties, maybe sitting you know, a few whatever, rose

503
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: away from me. Hey keeper, keeper, Hey origin, your color

504
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:32,719
Speaker 1: makes you look fat? Tell me you chuckled on that one.

505
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's not funny. It's so stupid, Like if

506
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: you're gonna talk over your at least funny. But he's

507
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: just yelling stupid. They think they're funny, that's why they're

508
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 1: yelling at yeah, coach, you're preaching sportsmanship in your household.

509
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 1: You don't need the kids. No, no, I don't mind.

510
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: You know, trash talking about it's gonna be funny if

511
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: you're gonna be in your fifties and you're gonna be

512
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 1: sitting there yelling at the keeper the whole game or whatever,

513
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: like was something created with the minor league team? Didn't

514
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: we yell at the pictures, which we're not talking about.

515
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: That's not the time. That's fine. I want to say

516
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,719
Speaker 1: where you were yelling at them, coach or getting mad

517
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: at year old dudes? It these dudes yelling at the ref,

518
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: Like the ref can't hear you? First of all, are

519
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 1: you effing kidd Are you think you can't here? They

520
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 1: can hear everything. How do you get to this level

521
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: and you can't make the right call like that? I'm like, guys,

522
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: I went to an Astro's game, like when I was

523
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: in college, and there was this treat your trash hand.

524
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: Fifty fifty year old is always the old and he's

525
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: yelling at my piazza, who's like guy at that point

526
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: he think he had dyed his hair blonde, like, and

527
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: he's yelling over and over cute. Come over here. It's

528
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: like I can clean my ears with your head. That's

529
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: kind of funny, Coach, It's not funny, not really. The

530
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 1: louder you say it, the funnier he gets. The God

531
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 1: you did it for thirty minutes straight. Final who were

532
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: like shut up, shut up already, Like yeah, that's what

533
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like, why is it the older you get

534
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: you feel like you need to yell more at the players.

535
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, if you're there with your

536
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: drinking buddies, it is pretty funny. You gotta get your

537
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: laugh when you were yelling at the South that this sounds.

538
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 1: I mean, we were literally at the front, right next

539
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 1: to the bullpens, right next to him. The dude could

540
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: have reached over and punched raight. But that was the

541
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: beauty of it when we were never in by that wall.

542
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: And I guess, yes, he's not trying to get kicked

543
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 1: off the team, so I could say essentially whatever I

544
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: wanted to to the relief pitcher. Right, we had a

545
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: couple of nooner beers, give me a break. That was

546
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: fun that I'll never forget that game. What was he

547
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: saying no? No, we're saying no, we're not well. I

548
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 1: think I was saying stuff like, I know that's why

549
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: he's not in the mate. That's the easy go to.

550
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,239
Speaker 1: And you're going to a minor league game, you can

551
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: always make fun of him for not being part of

552
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: the majors, like that was one of them. You're not

553
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: good enough. Uh throw the ball, are let's go, you

554
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 1: want to make the majors. I think I was saying

555
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: stuff like that, Like we when I was younger, I

556
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 1: was a teenager, we went to the Austin Ice Bats,

557
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: which was it in minor league hockey. I don't even

558
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: know if his independent hockey whatever. So we sat right

559
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 1: next to the visitors bench and during warmups, their goalie

560
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: is sitting there and he's kind of looking through the

561
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: glass watching everybody shoot on the goalie. And my buddy

562
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: Aaron says, no, no, you ain't gonna be able to

563
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: look the glass. You gotta lean over the bench. So

564
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: he put newspaper all up on the glass so he

565
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: had to lean over the edge of the bench so

566
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 1: he could see the corner of the ice. And he

567
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: tells him, hey, I'm gonna be in your ass all

568
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: day long, keeper, I'm gonna be in your ass all

569
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: day long. And there's a little crack between the like

570
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: the boards and that plexiglass, and so he's just yelling

571
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: at him, yelling at him, yelling at him. So then

572
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: he reaches in and he gets someone's in hailer that's

573
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: sitting there, and he starts squirting it through the little crack.

574
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,239
Speaker 1: And then we poke like you can reach your hand

575
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: in there, and we knocked all the sticks over onto

576
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: the bench. Okay, come on third period. My buddy Aaron

577
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: looks at number twenty eight goes, hey, yeah, you I

578
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: blaked your mother. Dude. Hey no, no, dude, grabs a

579
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: stick and swings it at us over the glass, over

580
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: the glass, tries to hit us with the hockey stick.

581
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: How did you not get on Sports Center? Well, because

582
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: there's no cameras there. It's literally when I were for

583
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: the News, I would go covery. They would send me there, like, dude,

584
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: just get two minutes. We're probably gonna spend like ten

585
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: seconds on it. You know, a couple of guys swinging

586
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: sticks trying to get in the net. We don't even

587
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: need any goals, just get something. Yes, it was, And

588
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: so they ushers come and they kick us out and

589
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: they take us outside and they're like, listen, if you guys,

590
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: can you know, if you guys continue to act like

591
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: this in the future, we're gonna take your season tickets away.

592
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: Those weren't even our seats. We just happened to sit

593
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: down there. It's five bars. Don't worry about it. We left.

594
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: It was huh larious. I have never seen someone get

595
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: so mad. He took his hockey stick and flung it

596
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: over the glass at us and tried to hit us

597
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: punk teenagers, and we thought we were the coolest kids

598
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: in the world. Dude, it doesn't get better than that,

599
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: I would think. So what I was thinking about earlier

600
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: is referee wise, who had who scrutinized the most? The

601
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: baseball guys, the NBA guys, the NFL, or because soccer

602
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: it's such a judgment thing. With the fly it seems

603
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: so damn hard. Baseball it's the balls and strikes that's

604
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: a lot. NBA it's five NFL pass interference, roughing the passer.

605
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: Basketball basketball with the fouls, I feel like, here's basketball,

606
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: it's sort of like NFL. You could call holding on

607
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: every play. In the NFL, you could call a foul

608
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: on every play in the NBA ever to every shot.

609
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: But you can't because then everybody be fouled out. I mean,

610
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: and in half a quarter, everybody be foul out and

611
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: we'd just be watching the ball bounce in the middle

612
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: of the court. But I hope these cats are getting

613
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: a decent amount of money for what they do. Why

614
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: would you want to be a ref? We looked up

615
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 1: the hockey ref. Yeah, they make like, well, they know

616
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: what a skate they skate. That's a talent that's got

617
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: to be higher than the other I want, let's look

618
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: it up. How much is a major league Uh? I

619
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: think that. I think baseball play. Baseball umps get like

620
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: a bat. I mean, it's a tough job because you

621
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: not only have not only do you have the crowd

622
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: yelling at you, but managers yell at you. They kicked

623
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: dirt on you like players yell at you. Everyone No

624
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: one respects the umpire. Dude we had. There was an

625
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: umpire at our literal league games, and his goal was

626
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: to make it to the major leagues. Like I'm talking,

627
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: he took his job so damn serious. I believe at

628
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: the time he was in college and people always said

629
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: Adam Hammer, Adam Hamery Hammer Hammer, He's gonna be a

630
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: major league guy. He was so dead because he was

631
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: so into it. I turn it on the TV the

632
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: other day. He's a major Leget stop it, Adam Hambrick. No,

633
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: he's an artist. It's uh. He's a country singer. Cut

634
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: he tried the fir anything for a little bit. Now

635
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: he's a right. That's funny you say that because I

636
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: was watching MLS last season and there's this dude the

637
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: center referee, and I'm like, man, Adam Hanry, Sorry, I

638
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: I look at the guy and I'm like, I sure

639
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: doesn't look like the guy he used to play against

640
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: in men's league at Zilker Park in Austin, and I

641
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: looked him up. Sure enough, that was the dude he

642
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: had gone. I guess he was a player. And he

643
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: also reft on weekends and boom, now he's revenue MLS

644
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: games coach Adam Hamry. Adam Hanry became a full time

645
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: Major League Baseball umpire in two thousand seventeen. Is your

646
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: boy right here? Yeah? He was don part literallygue games,

647
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: but he was so intense. Everybody always said, yeah, he's

648
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,479
Speaker 1: gonna be a major league gone, he's really good. He's

649
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: great at what he does. I don't see it being

650
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: impossible to have that goal and achieve It would be

651
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: so hard. But really you think so hard because because

652
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: think about it, like I would almost say, what's hard

653
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: is to not give into temptation. You're on these road trips.

654
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: Coach not necessarily bad. It would be such a lonely

655
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: live to be. Oh, you're talking about drugs. I'm talking

656
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: about drinking. You're in other cities. I mean it probably

657
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: is so easy to go drink and get hung over,

658
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: well because the day the next is anything but but

659
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying you don't necessarily have to get up. I

660
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: bet there's a lot of downtime to say, hours you

661
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: have to be on when you're umping. The life of

662
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: an umpire has to be very lonely, because that's what

663
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: it's called up. Yeah, if you're ye, you're umpka. It

664
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: has to be so lonely because you're traveling with what

665
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: four other guys who are on your crew, and let's

666
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: say you don't like two of them, so it's you

667
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: and another guy and you don't want to start doing

668
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: heroin No coach like like if the three of us

669
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: have to travel everywhere together, right, say our jobs, like

670
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: we just have to go everywhere. It's a great idea

671
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: for the podcast. Yes, guys, I wouldn't take it on

672
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: the road. We should do a live podcast from Philly.

673
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: I would hate you guys for a little bit, but

674
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't hang out with you all the time.

675
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: I would just hang on the hotel and watch TV

676
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: a lot of Netflix, go have lunch and then. But

677
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: after five years of doing it, that's what happened, Muna

678
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: start banging chicks. Coach. Come on, why do you think

679
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: because people get that happens. Yes, but there's this doesn't

680
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: happen to everyone. So Adam Hanbury like whatever. Like my point,

681
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: guys is that if you want to be h mlb ump,

682
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: it's not impossible. Okay, forget the temptations like craze thing

683
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: you get boards to become a heroin attic. Not only that,

684
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: if you're intense, like my kids play baseball. The umps

685
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: there there look at their watch like is it over yet?

686
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: They don't want to be mlb umps. They literally want

687
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: their college credit and they want to go home. Is

688
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: that what it is? Are they get whatever they get? Guys.

689
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: It's just you could just tell they don't want to

690
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 1: do it, but there's so many levels. Adam Hamry there,

691
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: I would say, you know what, this guy loves it.

692
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: I have no doubt that he's going to go to

693
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 1: the professional level because how many people do you know

694
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: want to be professional lumpire. Well, when I was a

695
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: kid and i'd ref soccer games and I'd get paid

696
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: twenty bucks for a forty five minute game or whatever,

697
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so easy. And you get

698
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: certified and you had your coach, you probably get more

699
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: money than well. This is when I was twelve, and

700
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 1: I'm and you get your little certification patch and I'm like, dang,

701
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: and it you move up levels. I was like, I

702
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: could do this. I would ref every weekend, you know

703
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 1: what I mean. I was like, I'm gonna make some

704
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: money and I was like that's a terrible idea. So yes,

705
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: I grew out of it. But the guy I used

706
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: to play soccer against, he's a freaking rev in the

707
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: m l AS. That's my point. If you really want

708
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: to do it, there's no doubt that you'll be able

709
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: to make it the professional level. They're just starting a

710
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: lot of people that stick to it, right, That's a

711
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: great point, Eddie, and the fact, if you guys are

712
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: factual with your three K, you are a kid out there. Listen.

713
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: Become a professional umpire because nobody else wants to. The

714
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: average big league umpire makes two thousand. The average salary

715
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: for an NFL referee is a hundred eighty eight thousand.

716
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: That's a living. The highest paid refs are the NBA,

717
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: where the average is three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars. See.

718
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: I would think NBA is really tough because those guys

719
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: there aren't very many of there's not very many of them.

720
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: You have to wait for them to die, and you

721
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 1: actually have to run. MLB guys just stand there the

722
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 1: whole time. Yeah, that you can be fat in Major

723
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 1: League Baseball. So the basketball ones have to be all shape,

724
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: the soccer ones have to be in shape, and the

725
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: hockey guys have to know how to blade and call it.

726
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: I would say soccer is the worst man to run

727
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: all day long. A lot of hockey though. Hockey, dude,

728
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: you your head has to be on a swivel for

729
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: three straight hours. And I watched the guy get drilled

730
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 1: by the puck twice the til twice in less than

731
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: like the thirty seconds I mean drilled, that's I mean, yeah,

732
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,240
Speaker 1: major League baseball has to be the easiest. But squatting

733
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: behind home plate over and over again, that's a lot.

734
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: You're bending over. You're not squatting. Those dudes don't bend.

735
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: They don't squat. They just literally bend over, put their

736
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: hands on their thighs and watch over the cat And

737
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: you know, a third base on first base up when

738
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 1: you it's your so the the crew comes in for

739
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: the weekend and they rotate the homeplate guy, then go

740
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 1: to first and so on and so forth. When it's

741
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: your job to be first base or third base. Hump,

742
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: you're basically just daydreaming. Like for sure, you're absolutely just

743
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: looking at the stands. Those guys are like, God, did

744
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: he check? Did he hold a swing? Is there a

745
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: guy by second? Yeah? I never see him. He's just

746
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: in the middle of the field. Yeah, so he's got

747
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: to move a little bit. But the third guy, I

748
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: don't want that job, dude. The baseline guys don't do

749
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: anything for three hours. They just do the fair and

750
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: guess what the lines right underneath your nuts. They also

751
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: do is look down. They also do check swing yeah,

752
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: so they're kind of busy though a little bit. You

753
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: can't daydream coach easily, and they look down over check

754
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: swing and he's just like hey. It takes him a

755
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: minute to answer because he didn't realize he's the one

756
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: that calls for the review, not the coaches. He's like, oh,

757
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: let's go to New York. I didn't I didn't see it.

758
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: And now with the review, yeah, you can be even

759
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: more lazier. I did see another bad call again this weekend,

760
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: and I think he was daydreaming now that I think

761
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: about it. It was another It was a call at first,

762
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: and everyone think about it now the fans are back.

763
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 1: You got Betty Boobs over there, coach, so for sure

764
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: they can hit out there. At the beginning of the game,

765
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: and started looking at where the hotties where they're close

766
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: to him. Usually the hotties are sitting the closest to

767
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: the field there with the guys that got money. Usually

768
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: you got some pretty attractive girls along the field because

769
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: they they're they're sucking the dude's money. I didn't mean

770
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,479
Speaker 1: to say sucking, sorry, I mean you're onto something, guys.

771
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: So what I'm saying is it's easy to get distracted, coach. No, no, no,

772
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,959
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like for the kids listening, all the kids,

773
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: after listening to all that, go be an ump coach,

774
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: and you're an ump in Texas. He's like, oh man,

775
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: I love this Texas weather man. What if I bought

776
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: a house here? Think about it all the nice days

777
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 1: it's sunny here. Oh was that pair? Coach? Did he

778
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: check his swing? It's a technic. Hey, if you didn't

779
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: see it, just go No he doesn't swing mean, I

780
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: mean they probably and they probably switched off every time, like,

781
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: oh this time he didn't. Next time he did swing,

782
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: I mean, and then and then back to you know,

783
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 1: check swings. Should the catcher point like the catcher but

784
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 1: catcher like, I love it. The umps gonna ask you

785
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: don't have to point. Well, maybe the things. Oh there's

786
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 1: no way he swung, but the catcher does it. And

787
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: then he's like, okay, I'll acknowledge. If I were the

788
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: ump and the catcher did that, I would slap his hands.

789
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: Stop it. I'm gonna call it. I like it when

790
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: the catcher points. I think that is so funny. It

791
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 1: points down like, hey, I don't trust I don't trust

792
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: your judgment behind me. I need you to ask the

793
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: dude down there to get, you know, approval. But I

794
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: did see a bad call where like the runner was

795
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: running the first and he was safe, but it was

796
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: it was a close one, but I mean close enough

797
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: to where you don't need to replay. You saw that

798
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: it was safe, and the guy called him out had

799
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: to go to the headphones they had. I mean they

800
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: had to go to headphones and all that. But even

801
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: my kids were like, no, that was safe, Like he

802
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: got their way before the ball did. That's weird. And

803
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: then for sure, probably the guy was daydreaming because they

804
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: had to go to the replay and they're like, yeah,

805
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: by a landslide, he was safe. Well, and I mean

806
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: with replay now there's demerits and stuff, so you really

807
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 1: do want to have a pretty good record when it

808
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: comes to calling plays. We'll couch and then and then

809
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 1: the guy and the announcer is just like, I don't

810
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: want to go hard on this hump. His name is

811
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: Eric so and so, and he's just had three really

812
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: bad calls in the last few days and I don't

813
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: want to go hard on him. Here's his name, his

814
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: home address, and they show the close up of the dude.

815
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: You know, it's like there he is Eric so and so.

816
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: You know. I mean, I'm sure it's a tough job

817
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: and all, but man, he's had some bad calls in

818
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: the last two games. Now I get it. I I

819
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 1: understand because they're gonna but they're gonna miss calls, and

820
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,919
Speaker 1: that's what happens in these bang bang situations. I think

821
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: replay is good, but it's also bad. Dude, it's too

822
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 1: much scrutiny. Like in college when you're watching NZ double

823
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: A tournament college basketball, they're going to the day a

824
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: monitor five times and you know, in ten minutes, it's like,

825
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: I just like they can't. Cameras are better in football

826
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: and basketball and baseball, the cameras still blow because we

827
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: are not getting a good angle of home plate. Because

828
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: home plate is only a centimeter above above the dirt,

829
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: it's very difficult to see if the guy touched that

830
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: little specific part of the dirt. Baseball, the replays are

831
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: not adequate and up to par as far as I'm concerned.

832
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: I just feel like, if we want to get the

833
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: call right, why don't we just put sensors on everything. Like,

834
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: I don't don't understand the technology is there. You put

835
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: a sensor. As soon as the bag is touched, the

836
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: sensor goes off and you know, but you don't. So

837
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: how does that sensor It tells you when the bag

838
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: was touched with the foot the lights right there and

839
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: deposit is the ball? Is the ball in the guy's

840
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,919
Speaker 1: glove or not put a sensor in the damn glove.

841
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: I don't care what about balls and strikes. I'm so

842
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 1: tired of calling a ball six inches off. I don't

843
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,399
Speaker 1: like that. I don't care. If to catch your frame

844
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: to good he goes oh. With that type of a

845
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: framing job, it is tough to not call that strike. No,

846
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: you just don't call this right because it didn't go

847
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: across the plate. That's a good point. So how do

848
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: you not just have a laser area where That's why

849
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 1: I'm agreeing with Eddie. It's a square, right, You're I'm

850
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: just a robot. No, not a robot. It's not a robot.

851
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 1: It's just a square that's covered. It's almost like a

852
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: mission impossible. You know how they have like they have

853
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 1: laser grids. There could be a laser grid right there

854
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: for the for the strike zone. If the ball touches

855
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: that grid, it's a strike. Yes, if it misses, it's

856
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 1: a ball. It's like me and my brother, we always

857
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: used to argue balls and strikes, so it's never fun

858
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 1: to play in the backyard baseball. Until I invented a

859
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 1: little thing that was the shape of a strike zone.

860
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: It was actually a soccer net and we cut it

861
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: in half and that was the perfect strike zone. You

862
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,720
Speaker 1: didn't just put tape on the wall. No, we probably

863
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 1: should have. Dad wouldn't let us do that with the garage.

864
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: But anyways, if it hit the net, it was a strike.

865
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: We never argued again for seven years. Why does Major

866
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: League Baseball not do that? But more advanced they want

867
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: to depend on how keep the integrity of the game,

868
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 1: you know, making an eyeball game. You know, then who's

869
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,720
Speaker 1: gonna call him safe? We're out at home? The machine

870
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: says what it is, So a machine is gonna call

871
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: him outer safe at home? The machine is gonna go poop.

872
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: This is which one got first, the glove or the

873
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: base the base did he's safe? That's it. Yeah, you

874
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: make it. You can make it all electronic that when

875
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: he runs the first base, there doesn't even need to

876
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: be an ump You just have a red light in

877
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: a green light. If every glove has a sensor on it,

878
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: when the ball touches the glove, that's it. Which one's first,

879
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: the base of the glove. I'm just saying, look, hey,

880
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: if people want to keep complaining about that call was right,

881
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: that call was wrong, I mean, why not that just

882
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: get a rise. We're about to have horse racing. Do

883
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: they have umpires out there doing the horses? No, they

884
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: have electronic equipment that tells which horse a laser and

885
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: they because a horse is crossing a line, a baseball, bat,

886
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: a glove, or a foot on a bag and then

887
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: same thing. So you're gonna have the computer make sure

888
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: that the foot was on the base, the ball is

889
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 1: touching the glove, and the guy hasn't reached, So easily

890
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 1: tell you which one's first. Now, no, no, if the

891
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: ball hits the glove first, he's out right. Oh wait,

892
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 1: now we need to go check and see if his

893
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: foot was on the bag. The sensor tells you how

894
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: many feet are in the bag, one or two. We

895
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: have sensors right now driving cars along. What do you

896
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: mean it can judge a bag and it's not impossible

897
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,399
Speaker 1: you put a sensor on one four sensors on each

898
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: side of the base, and it tells you where it's

899
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: which one's touched. That's the first baseman's foot. And this

900
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: is the runners because sometimes it's a wild player where

901
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 1: the pitcher's covering and he runs and he gets a

902
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: toe on top of the bag. So whose foot are

903
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: you gonna I mean, there are so many variables. It's

904
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 1: the one I don't get is the football. The censor

905
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 1: in the football across the goal line. That seems like

906
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: the easiest solution, the easiest that horse racing technology is

907
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,959
Speaker 1: do that for the goal line or a golf ball,

908
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: Like we should never lose a golf ball again, Okay,

909
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, but but if you

910
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: put something in a golf ball, that's gonna mess with

911
00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: the whole. Now we're changing things. It's gonna change to sit.

912
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: I mean, well, coach, if you lose a golf ball,

913
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: and there's no question to be lost it or not.

914
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: And also what if you hit one in the water, coach,

915
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 1: it's a dollar gadget down the draft. The caddy jumps

916
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: in to get it. He has to go get it underneath. Yes,

917
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: soccer has goal line like where you can tell of

918
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: the ball, whole ball, across the technology. The NFL should

919
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: have that for the football. I don't understand how they

920
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: can't do it. And they should have that for basketball

921
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: and baseball, all of it, all of it, all of it,

922
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: all right, all right. Oh, by the way, boys, I

923
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: took my kids golfing again. How I took two of

924
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: them this time? The two littles. Are they drinking yet? No?

925
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: But coach, listen to this. I take into a part three. Right,

926
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: it's a learning center. It's a big it's got a

927
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: big driving range, it's got a putting green, and it's

928
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: got a walkable part Part three nine nine whole course

929
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 1: and coach, the greens are on almost every Part three

930
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: you go to. The greens are just trash, like it's

931
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: it's just it's not about the putting. It's just about

932
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: how good you can get an approach shot on the green.

933
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 1: So I'm mean, it's just not a place that you

934
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: go on a Saturday afternoon or a Sunday afternoon to

935
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: go play competitive golf with your friends. Like there was

936
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: where you go just to kind of practice. Were there

937
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: other kids and with their parents? I would say maybe

938
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 1: one more group, but they it was pretty packed. It's

939
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 1: pretty pack, got it? So we roll up. We go

940
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: to the first there's a guy and a girl on

941
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,919
Speaker 1: a date. Teen off they t off. He's right behind

942
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 1: her trying to help her with her swing. Hey, they

943
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: t off. They go to the green. They put they're done.

944
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: All right, our turn. Daddy goes first because I'm in

945
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: the far away green. I hit my ball. Boom, got

946
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: it on the green. All right, boys, let's go you too.

947
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: So the boys are getting there, you know. First one

948
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: goes up, he tees the ball up. He wants to

949
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: get the t right, you know, he gets it. There's

950
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: a little practice swing here, a little practice swing there.

951
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: And then there are these two guys probably fifties, okay,

952
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: fifty years of age around there because you get grouchy

953
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: as you get older. They're they're drinking. Uh they got

954
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: you know, tall boys, and they're carrying their bags. And

955
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: they pull up. They just finished their first nine. I

956
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 1: thought it was only nine. It is that they finished

957
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: the nine and they're walking to the tea to one

958
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: again too. I guess to do a complete eighteen. And

959
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: they sit there and wait for like thirty seconds while

960
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: my son goes up and he swings good, contact goes

961
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: about seventy yards all right, next one before the next

962
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: one hits, he goes assume, man, can we just play through? Please?

963
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: Can we just play through? And I'm looking at the

964
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: party ahead of us. I'm like, well, let us finish

965
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: this whole, because we're I mean we're going we started

966
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,919
Speaker 1: when we were supposed to start, the tea time and everything,

967
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:45,439
Speaker 1: I mean the people in front of us, So there's

968
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: no point in us letting these guys go. Now, with

969
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: the group in front of us start getting getting ahead

970
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: and we're behind, you can go through. And then guy

971
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: was like, all right, we'll wait. And it's just like, dude,

972
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: I'm here with my two kids literally try at a

973
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 1: crappy part three, trying to teach them how to play golf,

974
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: and these dudes are piste off, drinking the skip, looking

975
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: for the marshal. I mean, they're trying to play real,

976
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: real golf on a Saturday afternoon on a crappy part three.

977
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: What you should have been like, you guys can't play

978
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: Governor's Club a little too price. You can't just play

979
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: a regular eighteen course where like I'm not taking my

980
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 1: kids to because when you have kids, how the holes later?

981
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: Did you let him play through? After the second? After

982
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: the second, I was like, the people in front of

983
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: us already already were done with the next hole. So

984
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,479
Speaker 1: I'm like, go ahead, you're good. I mean, I got kids.

985
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: A group in front of us had a woman. No

986
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: you just two guys. I mean what you guys don't

987
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: fit in here? Go to your own course. Was there

988
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: anybody behind them? Not yet? Not at that point. I mean,

989
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: I see both angles, so I let them through. Then

990
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: more people started coming by, so we would tee off,

991
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: and then by the time we got to our second,

992
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: our second shot, more people would come so we just

993
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: let them play through, which is fine, I get it,

994
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: but I mean it was three hours we are around.

995
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: You should have hit him with a I'm gonna get

996
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: you guys a gift card to the Big Boy course

997
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 1: next week. Play a real course, guys. You guys want

998
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: to play ball, go play a real course. But I'll

999
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: tell you what though, my foster son, he had a

1000
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 1: legit par a legit par on a part three. That's

1001
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the second round ever, so it's

1002
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: pretty good. And my my son, my seven year old

1003
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 1: man he off the t box, solid approach, shot pretty good.

1004
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: Like he can get he can get on the green

1005
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: in three almost every time on a part three. But

1006
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 1: it's putting. I mean he's putting five, six, seven. It's like,

1007
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: but if you can put you're gonna be dangerous, dude.

1008
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 1: That's exciting. Yeah, so I might have the next forty

1009
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: years of your life planned out. I am pumped because

1010
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: these guys. You need to show him that documentary on Netflix.

1011
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: They've seen it. They like it. Yeah, they like it. Hey,

1012
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: those guys, you could have done a little bet with

1013
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: him too, been like, oh, play through, but hey, you

1014
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: don't make that green. You owe me five. Hey, Hey,

1015
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: what if I say you give my son, give the

1016
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: little one, the foster son, give him three strokes, you

1017
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,479
Speaker 1: beat him. You can play through. You guys are playing

1018
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 1: skin my boys. They would have got real serious with

1019
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 1: those tall boys. Hey, the pressure is really on and

1020
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: my sun starts crying. Oh, man'll be terrible. They have

1021
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: those part threes in Austin. I think I played one

1022
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,479
Speaker 1: one time. Part three is everywhere, Yeah, but I haven't

1023
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: played the one here. For what I'm telling you, it's

1024
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: good practice. But the greens are trash. It's like it's

1025
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 1: like putting in your backyard, so those are both more

1026
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: relaxed anyway. Yeah, that's it's pice. That's why. Like if

1027
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: you go by yourself and on the middle of a

1028
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: Wednesday you play three balls on one hole, just a practice.

1029
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: The whole point the guy in front of you, he's

1030
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: talking about practice. He's playing driver between the legs and

1031
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: the skirt up in front of you. He's not playing golf.

1032
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: He's playing date day with girl. No, no, no, date

1033
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 1: day is okay, that's the whole that's fine. Yes, it's

1034
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: the two guys that come with the tall boys serious.

1035
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: They got their whole bad. They got drivers in their bags.

1036
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: This is the part three man. Well, let's be real.

1037
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: If you're on a date part three, you're hitting in

1038
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: the woods. You want to take your chick nuts the tree.

1039
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You got you hit it

1040
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: in the woods a lot. I know you know what

1041
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Shanka bottom As come help me find it

1042
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: looks like my ball got went again. Do I need

1043
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 1: to bring one of the clubs? No, I'm all good.

1044
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: Come on. Then you swung by and bought a barbie

1045
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 1: from what is happening. Somebody sent me a d M

1046
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: and they're just like, please stop him, And I'm like,

1047
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? What are you talking about?

1048
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,879
Speaker 1: You want the low down? The mother in law they're

1049
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: cleaning out through attic. I don't, damn no. But she

1050
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,359
Speaker 1: gave me about fifteen twenty Barbie dolls. They all can

1051
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: sell for about thirty to fifty bucks. I threw them

1052
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: on my Instagram. I sold out, made hand over fist

1053
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: money in lesson to you sold out. I still got

1054
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 1: a Rapunzel. I have a holiday edition, a couple of those.

1055
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: Uh oh, there's also a toy story Barbie. Other than that,

1056
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oz Dorothy. She sold right away, Rapunzel sold.

1057
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: How much they should go for it? Do you just

1058
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: put them all out there for thirty dollars? You look

1059
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: at you look at what they're worth, and then where

1060
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: do you put your price? Well, they're not meant. There

1061
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: are still in the box, so which is nice, but

1062
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:15,399
Speaker 1: they're not meant. So I dropped the price of coach

1063
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: to sell them fast. I'll drop it ten fifteen dollars

1064
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: and then I say, hey, it's not mint condition. I'm

1065
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: mailing it today. But I'm saving you money on if

1066
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 1: you're gonna go out of eBay and get it. These

1067
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: people do they want the dollar? Do they just want

1068
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: to meet you? They're not meet me. I'm shipping them all, Coach.

1069
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: I haven't sold one. No, no, no, I saw one

1070
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: where you were a target in the parking lot. You're

1071
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: gonna be the target parking lot. Well, in person, they

1072
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: don't sell as well, Coach. It's a rougher crowd. Apparently

1073
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: people aren't collectors with Barbie dolls and the Walmart parking lot.

1074
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: So I ditched that idea and I said to my wife,

1075
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: I go, why don't I just sell them on Instagram?

1076
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: It was genius. I had d M after d M

1077
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: and the business is pretty much sold out already. Do

1078
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: you charge shipping or do you just kind of thirty

1079
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: for the doll? Thirty for shipping? What? Yeah, thirty dollars

1080
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: to ship a doll, but the doll for thirty is

1081
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: a steel These are worth four thirty dollars to ship

1082
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: a doll. It's that much money to ship. All the

1083
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: people I go through it is TLC to a T. Boys.

1084
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 1: These Barbies are handled with the finest of gloves at

1085
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: the shipping store. Okay, see if it's that expensive, because

1086
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,720
Speaker 1: it's as expensive ship, there's no damn way it's thirty

1087
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: dollars to ship a Barbie coach. No ship a package

1088
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 1: to yourself and say open this, dumbass, and see how

1089
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: much it costs you to open the package you just

1090
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: sent yourself. Well, all right, I guess there there's no

1091
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: way that uh a pound. Maybe I don't know. I mean,

1092
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 1: I know it's expensive, but I don't know it's thirty

1093
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 1: dollars expensive. Well, I mean it's not exactly that, but

1094
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm saving the money you're rounding up. Come on, it

1095
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: may maybe dirty. It's around third. At first I was

1096
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,439
Speaker 1: trying to not ship them to people, and I said

1097
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,240
Speaker 1: thirty and they all agreed to it. I was like, um, okay,

1098
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: but they know they're getting a deal. These some of

1099
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,959
Speaker 1: these are worth like sixty sixty five, but they're not meant.

1100
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 1: I'm not a collector, I'm not a dealer. I don't

1101
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: damn know how much it's worth. Here, you go take

1102
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 1: these Barbie dolls that have been in my Trailblazer for

1103
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: a month and get him off my hands. Beat the street.

1104
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: I signed up, I picked my guys, I have Anthony

1105
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: Rindn playing the Tech that's playing the Rangers, and then

1106
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: Chris Taylor. And if you're doing beat the street guys,

1107
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,879
Speaker 1: careful if there are double headers, they only play seven

1108
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: innings and you'll only get a couple of bats. Yes.

1109
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: Also to when you're live betting a game and you

1110
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: see that you're trying to pick it over under, just

1111
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: check the seven nine because then you may see, like

1112
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 1: what they're they're only predicting one more run and it's

1113
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 1: only the fifth inning. Oh, that game's ending in two

1114
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 1: because guess what, there's a new MLB rule A thre

1115
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: ten dollars on that. And then I'm like, all right,

1116
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: it's okay, we got four more innings. You only had

1117
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: to coach. It's funny though, you brought that because I

1118
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: did the same thing with my wife. I go, yeah, yeah,

1119
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: I picked this Orioles guy. He's great, mullins, he's been

1120
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: doing really good. They only played seven damn innings. He

1121
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: went over to I'm like, I'm so sorry. I went

1122
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 1: to get a beer because I come back the game

1123
00:54:55,440 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 1: was over. That's the game over. It's only that's funny.

1124
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,320
Speaker 1: I got trout and bets today. Oh yeah, see, I

1125
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: don't like the guys in the recommended six. Oh is

1126
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: that why I popped up? I don't like that. I

1127
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 1: don't that means that they're honest, they're they're hot right now.

1128
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 1: But you know what happens to players that are hot,

1129
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 1: They miss? Well, this is what I look at. I

1130
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: like to pick people that at the top of the

1131
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 1: lineup because they get more bats. That's it. Okay, that's fine,

1132
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you you can close your eyes and

1133
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 1: pick anyone have a better chance. I understand you're gonna

1134
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,839
Speaker 1: have to pick nobody's but to start out, to get

1135
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 1: to going, I want to pay two superstars. That's what

1136
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: I felt like. You go, you're doubling down. Oh yeah,

1137
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 1: I have zero, so why wouldn't I double down? So ray, Yeah,

1138
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 1: that's true. Start off with two, right do you? How

1139
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 1: often do you double down every day up until I

1140
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 1: get to ten? Because then that's the safety are ten

1141
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: to fifteen because your mulligan, you get one mulligan and

1142
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: if you lose that mulligan, just do a different email address.

1143
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,800
Speaker 1: So crazy that this is so impossible. It isn't impossible.

1144
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: It has gotten into the fifties, but and if you're

1145
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 1: the highest for the season, you get ten k. And

1146
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 1: right now I believe the highest is twenty nine. But

1147
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,799
Speaker 1: how many people playing? Coach? Uh, there's a hundred thousand people.

1148
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 1: That's crazy, dude, but fun but fun. I only got

1149
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: to get one hit, that's it. And if they walk

1150
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 1: four times, it doesn't even count as in a bat

1151
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: so it doesn't even count against you. Again. Yeah, if

1152
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: your guy gets hit or he walks and he doesn't

1153
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: go over one, I mean it just doesn't count as

1154
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: it bat So yeah, zero for zero. All right, I

1155
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: have a great Monday. Oh do we want the Katie clip? Well,

1156
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: we can just do a Wednesday. I mean, he's out

1157
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: of his mind, but yeah, it's not. That's a deep tease, coach,

1158
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: that's a two day deep Hey, good news right, just

1159
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,280
Speaker 1: for you. Mark Long will be back on the podcast.

1160
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: Coming back. I will dust off my paper of questions

1161
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 1: that I had from last time he come. So, are

1162
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: you just gonna let Ray do the interview? No, I

1163
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 1: don't know that's not gonna happen, but I'll let ry

1164
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: Mark launch here. Um, last time I got in trouble,

1165
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 1: didn't let it Ray? Oh no? And then hey, he

1166
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 1: got so ray, did you feel more included today? Are

1167
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: you feeling better? Thank you, guys, thank you. My dad

1168
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 1: called me and he's like, dude, right, it really sounded upset,

1169
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, I know. He was like,

1170
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: listen who went in there though, and gave you a

1171
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: hug and said sorry Eddie right? And I pat you

1172
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: on the back, said sorry about there. You go. Stop

1173
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: it just a random message from Mitchell Nelson up coach.

1174
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: Listen to Friday's pod and it's almost unbearable to listen to.

1175
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: You guys are great, but you bulldozed all over each other.

1176
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,919
Speaker 1: I got anxiety a little bit. I like it much

1177
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: more when you're all able to make jokes and added

1178
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: the discussion. Just want to say you weren't the only

1179
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: one who felt frustrated listening to it. It was just

1180
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: a random message I read. Guys. I think at some

1181
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 1: point we're gonna have to learn that bringing Pits in

1182
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: is a lot, So somebody's gonna have to back off.

1183
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: Pits is awesome. Maybe it'll be me. He's such a

1184
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 1: huge talent though, it's very difficult to have four of

1185
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 1: us on it, right, So when he comes in, maybe

1186
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, somebody's got to back off. What I'm

1187
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 1: working on is a spinoff the Pits podcast, and you

1188
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: just let him fire away for an hour and then

1189
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 1: we'll make money from that. Now okay, wait wait wait wait,

1190
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 1: hang up and interesting, So we fund his podcast and

1191
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: make money off of it, Coach, not a bad idea.

1192
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: It's called Bubb's Barbecue. I called it the Pitts Podcast.

1193
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 1: It'll just be called Kansas City Chiefs Radio, that's what.

1194
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: That's fine though. I mean a lot of people in

1195
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: Kansas City. But can you imagine him on Kansas City

1196
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 1: Chiefs after you you know, he's gonna talk mostly Kansa

1197
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: City sports, but when they're not playing, he's gonna go political.

1198
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: Now what do you guys think about them kneeling Bubb?

1199
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 1: I mean, you know he's gonna go political Bubb. Alright,

1200
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 1: So it'll last about a week, or he could do

1201
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: a lawn and garden. He's a very he's very into gardening.

1202
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: So I had my what has he even his voice?

1203
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: But I listen, but by I got robbed. I had

1204
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: my plays lit up like a damn tarmac at an airport,

1205
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: and a guy drove in on high on meth and

1206
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: robbed me of all my Christmas lights. Yeah, and did happen? Well,

1207
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 1: he did. He just planted like seventies something trees in

1208
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: his yard or seventy trees. How big is his yard?

1209
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 1: It's pretty big. Coach Money buys a lot up there

1210
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 1: in Springfold. Yeah, that's where that's where he lives. Alright,

1211
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: Happy Monday, guys. Al right, guys, have a great day.

1212
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 1: Was that it? Yeah? You buzz are We're still selling shirts? Yeah,

1213
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: Shopshore Losers dot com. But they're not really selling anymore.

1214
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: I think people are over that. That's fun. While last

1215
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: night we gotta get new shirts then, yeah, we do.

1216
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody wants new ones. They just got these.

1217
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: I just sent my nephew a coach one, did you Yeah,

1218
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,919
Speaker 1: I stole it from the box. Was I just gave

1219
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: my my coach a coach one. Does he get it? Yeah?

1220
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, thanks, I'm a coach. I get thanks.

1221
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: Man like no, no, no, that's what we call each other.

1222
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: I don't I don't even tell them all that. Uh

1223
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 1: m hm