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Speaker 1: Hey, full show is here and it's brand new. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the podcast. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 1: and I may be creeping some construction workers out.

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Speaker 2: I don't think Maybe is the Hey, here's our question,

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Speaker 2: Alexis was supposed to or is it?

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Speaker 3: I can see you driving by construction site and them out.

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Speaker 1: I'm cat calling.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, hosing on an offer to meet up at

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Speaker 4: midnight from a complete stranger.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a wild what's on your mind today?

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Speaker 1: Plus we got a brand new second date update. We

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Speaker 1: just got a lot of fun for you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You want to start always with your comments, Yes, Selena commented.

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Speaker 2: So a little while ago, we did a shot caller

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Speaker 2: on highest stress jobs.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: At Selena said, this is my first time ever making

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Speaker 2: a comment, but I would like to add USPS workers

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Speaker 2: a high stress job. There's a reason the saying is

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Speaker 2: going postal, especially this time of year. Any sort of

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Speaker 2: delivery driver like ups, FedEx, Amazon, et cetera, should.

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Speaker 1: Make a list, so I thought we should give them

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Speaker 1: a nice shout out. Absolutely, absolutely, thank you, thank you so.

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Speaker 3: Much, so much, any delivery drivers.

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Speaker 1: I am doing so much online shopping I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, friends that are like managers at Amazon that are

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Speaker 6: complaining every day and.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, that sucks one day shipping.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, guys, Thank you, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully this lessons your stress a little bit. A full

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Speaker 1: hour starts right now.

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Speaker 3: Windsor has arrived early in parts of the US, oh

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, like ice snow stores.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's what winter is.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a lot of people wanting to curl

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Speaker 3: up into a ball and set their alarms for March

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Speaker 3: because in a survey, sixty six percent of Americans say

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Speaker 3: they wish they could hibernate like a bear all the

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Speaker 3: way through winter into springtime, you know, out of Christmas.

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Speaker 7: I agree.

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Speaker 6: I love Christmas, but once it hits January, walk me up.

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Speaker 1: I love skiing. So I don't want to hibernate, but

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Speaker 1: I do want to do all the operation for hibernation. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: You don't need permission to do that. How would Americans

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Speaker 3: accomplish that? Well? People were giving twenty options to be

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Speaker 3: as cozy as possible, and these were the top ones.

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Speaker 3: They selected. The most popular ways people like to get

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Speaker 3: cozy in the winter time love. This Number seven is

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Speaker 3: lighting some candles.

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Speaker 1: My husband he carries candles around with him around the house.

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Speaker 3: Number six not leaving the house.

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Speaker 3: Number five sleeping in late. It's a good way to

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Speaker 3: get cozy. These most popular ways people like to get

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Speaker 6: You'll sleep in and then wake up and like go

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Speaker 6: back to sleep for thirty more minutes, and you're like, that.

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Speaker 1: Was extracise before I had children. That was cute.

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Speaker 8: Yeah. Sorry.

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Speaker 3: Number four hopping on tinder.

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Speaker 1: That's how you're getting cozy to your house kind of

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 3: much more that, Jeff. Number three layers of blankets.

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Speaker 3: Number two putting on relaxing music like this Holia, which

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Speaker 3: so cozy. All right, Okay, enough of that, enough of

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Speaker 6: And if you can do as many combos as all

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Speaker 3: You can actually hibernate for seven months. So good luck.

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Speaker 3: Just barely not making the list is hearing radio idiots

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Speaker 3: get electrocuted with a dog shot collar, along with the

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Speaker 3: soothing sound of our digital producer asking us some tricky questions.

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Speaker 3: So Jake, soothe us the way. Only you know how I.

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Speaker 10: Had twenty ways to get cozy. I gotta throw the way.

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Speaker 10: Let's see. Okay, let me think it's Christmas time, not

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Speaker 10: just in America, but all over the world. They're celebrating

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Speaker 10: yule Tide, from Tokyo to Toledo, from Smallville to Whoville. Ah,

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Speaker 10: you and every country has their own unique holiday traditions,

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Speaker 10: especially when it comes to festive foods, like for example,

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Speaker 10: in Japan, they treat fried chicken like a traditional Christmas feast.

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Speaker 10: Yes cool, thanks to a marketing campaign in nineteen seventies

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Speaker 10: Twenty But could you tell the difference between a real

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Speaker 10: That's your challenge today. During a special Global Dish or

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Speaker 10: Total Ish edition of OD demn twenty. You say number

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Speaker 10: Your holiday meal comes from Brazil and it's called Christmas

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Speaker 10: Coconut meat loaf. It's a loaf shaped block made entirely

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Speaker 10: it's a protein Brazilian servant at Christmas. Because it's the

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Speaker 1: I kind of I picture it a what are those called?

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Speaker 1: I'd go for some coconut cake on a bee coconut

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Speaker 10: Alexis says that's ish international Ish Brook. Wherever you seven

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Speaker 10: is off the board, give me eight, Brook. Your holiday

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Speaker 10: meal comes from the magical land of Finland. Food is

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Speaker 10: reindeer egg custard. It's a baked, creamy holiday flan supposedly

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Speaker 10: made from the mythical winter eggs that reindeer leave in

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Speaker 10: Of course, reindeer don't lay eggs, but the story is

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Speaker 10: then eat them with their hands for good luck. Is

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Speaker 10: this a real global dish or international only rabbits lay

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Speaker 10: Your egg custard? Custard? Make it egg custard.

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Speaker 3: That's not magical sounding Brook.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna total.

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Speaker 10: Ish Brooks says total ish. Brooke did say it was cute,

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Speaker 10: so I'll take that as a compli. Jose. Seven and

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Speaker 10: eight are off the board. Twelve Jose. In England they

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Speaker 10: have something called Christmas pudding. It's a heavy fruitcake soaked

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, this is a.

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Speaker 10: Real global dish or international ish. I can see this. Alexis.

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Speaker 10: You've been out there a bunch.

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Speaker 8: You know you.

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Speaker 1: Didn't need a booze cake. I mean does.

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Speaker 9: I'm there's a bunch of total ish.

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Speaker 10: Jose says, Ish, that's probably super boie. Speaking of flaming fruitcakes, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 3: Give me number five.

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Speaker 10: Number five. Your holiday treat is from Norway and it's

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Speaker 10: called Glowing moose pudding, where as the locals call it.

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Speaker 10: See how I do this look tender elk pudding. It's

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Speaker 10: supposedly glowing to guide Santa through the long polar night.

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Speaker 10: Families eat it after the main meal to light up

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Speaker 10: porcelain thrones in the restroom. Is it a real global

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Speaker 3: Huh? First of all, your Norwegian accent flawless.

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Speaker 1: All larger Norway listeners are probably like, I didn't know

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Speaker 3: It's so impressive. I've never heard of glowing moose pudding before.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this is real global dish. Don't let

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Speaker 10: Jeffery says Global Dish again. I'm sorry, Jeffrey. The ladies

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Speaker 3: All Right, Well, the girls get to choose who get shocked,

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Speaker 3: and they're gonna be singing Felice Navidad by jose Feliciano.

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Speaker 1: I wanted you to sing Reach for the Stars. Yeah. Fine.

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Speaker 3: Just because it's Christmas? The least navi the trumpets.

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Speaker 10: At least trumpet sounds.

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Speaker 3: or how do they say it in Norway?

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Speaker 10: Jake look to yes, We're gonna.

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Speaker 3: Do a phone tap coming up right after this.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Have you guys ever thought about what our show is

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Speaker 3: gonna look like fifty years from now? Who do you

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Speaker 3: Come on, guys, I believe in future phone taps. We're

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Speaker 3: just gonna be prank calling people's Alexas and they're smart fridges.

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Speaker 10: We might.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hoosean Alexis are gonna have to fly out for

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Speaker 3: what you're doing at the Costco grand opening on Mars.

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Speaker 3: It'll be a fun trip, a real thick Martian accident.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't people have to fly. I think we

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Speaker 3: Chase, definitely, And with attention span shrinking so quickly, we

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Speaker 3: won't have time to do our next segment what's on

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Speaker 3: your mind? We'll just have a button that telepathically sends

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Speaker 3: Gonna get them. So until we get to that point,

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Speaker 3: a brand new What's on your Mind? Coming up? Right now?

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Speaker 3: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And I just hate

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Speaker 3: it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart

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Speaker 1: It's not okay.

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Speaker 3: We don't pretend to be intellectuals okay, not even close.

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Speaker 1: That maybe we can invite them over for dinner. I

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Speaker 2: I know them in here, and they're excited for this

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Speaker 3: In them to be a part of your family, Brook,

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Speaker 3: We can't tell Jose what's been on your mind.

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Speaker 6: I live in downtown in the city, right, and parking

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Speaker 6: The guy's like, hey, I'm I'm the guy that gave

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Speaker 6: Well He's like I saw you looking around and like

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Speaker 8: I didn't know.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's what all your dates say to you too,

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Speaker 6: And I'm just like what And he's like, by the way,

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Speaker 6: Like a what?

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Speaker 3: And he goes, I'm new to town.

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Speaker 10: I'm a car enthusiast. I drive the beamer over there.

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Speaker 10: And I was like, no, thank you very much.

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Speaker 9: Maybe I still can't about.

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Speaker 3: It, alexis what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 2: So this past fall I was helping coach high school

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Speaker 3: The banqueting. We don't do it for your job. I

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Speaker 3: But you did it.

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Speaker 2: I did it, But I tried to like prep like

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Speaker 3: She talks a lot on our runs.

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Speaker 1: Period over I'm like, wasn't a compliment? You might have

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Speaker 1: to call stick on the banquet next year, jeffreyone's on

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Speaker 3: Six months ago, I made a big purchase, at least

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Speaker 3: When it showed up, I realized I hadn't paid close

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Speaker 3: Guys, even the guy hanging it, was like, are you

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Speaker 1: It takes months. There's got to be some warrant to you.

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Speaker 3: It can't locate the Wi Fi signal in my house,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Michael Scott TV from that one episode.

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Speaker 1: And you can't turn on close captions because they're too

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Speaker 9: Ohocular.

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Speaker 7: Gaming monitor in my streets.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good idea. Do they mount those above

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Speaker 3: It's oh man, I'm gonnavite you guys over for a party.

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Speaker 3: Can't wait banging? That's what's on our minds. You could

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Speaker 3: text in seven eight, five, nine two and tell us

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We just shared

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Speaker 3: texting seven eight, five, nine two telling us what's been

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Speaker 3: in Tennessee. Caitlyn, you know you're identifying yourself publicly here.

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Speaker 3: Your friends are gonna mock you when they find out

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Speaker 9: Oh no, she.

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Speaker 1: Didn't put her last name, and they'd have to be

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Speaker 3: How many Caitlin's could there be in Tennessee?

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Speaker 6: Every Kaitlyn and Tennessee just lost all their friends.

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Speaker 3: Yes, no street for Caitlin. Another says Hello, my name

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Speaker 3: is Raynaldo and I'm a big fan of the second

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Speaker 1: Hey, that's so cool. You can do that on our website.

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Speaker 3: Jose, you know you're not allowed to request second dates

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Speaker 3: through your phone town it's too weird. Another one says

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Speaker 3: I feel like that is sorry, I don't know, like

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Speaker 10: Maybe for her?

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Speaker 3: If the wiener's in blue inside it's a boy.

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Speaker 1: Or if the thing's hollow, then you know it's a girl.

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Speaker 3: All right, we'll put together something for you. But yeah,

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Speaker 8: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about the perks of being single during the holidays.

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Speaker 3: I feel like no one talks about this enough because

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Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, you still my friends for your friends and family.

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Speaker 3: Yep, you don't have to embarrass yourself trying to ice

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Speaker 3: and of course you have free reign to shamelessly flirt

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Speaker 1: But not doing that.

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Speaker 13: Drunk?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But maybe the best part of being single for

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Speaker 3: festive dates as you want, and when they go wrong,

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Speaker 3: a special holiday themed edition of Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do it coming up right after this.

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Speaker 8: Hope One dating app, then dares you swipe right? The

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Speaker 8: question is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 3: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the holly jolly

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Speaker 3: game show that introduced Rudolph to a brand new type

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Speaker 3: of reindeer game called Spin the Bottle. He special holiday

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Speaker 3: edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates, where we hear

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Speaker 3: about the least wonderful dates during the most wonderful time

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Speaker 3: of the year.

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Speaker 5: Ya.

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Speaker 3: You will explain the rules in just a second, but

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Speaker 3: first let's meet today's contestants in this corner. She's been

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Speaker 3: banned from four holiday candy stores because of the enthusiastic

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Speaker 3: way she handles a candy cane. Meet Peppermint Lolli, Molly. Hello,

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Speaker 3: you know you don't want to need it all once?

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Speaker 1: Right, See, I feel like that she's a curve side eater,

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Speaker 1: only you know that she puts that part in her

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Speaker 1: mouth first.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll never reveal her secrets. And in the other corner,

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Speaker 3: she actually enjoys answering scam calls just so she can

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Speaker 3: flirt with the fradster on the other end of the line,

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Speaker 3: Max my visa, Lisa, Hello.

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Speaker 1: You need more in person dates?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Don't let people tell you how to live your life, Lisa. Okay,

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Speaker 3: here's how good. Here's how the game works. One condessent

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Speaker 3: will start by telling one of their worst datings that

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Speaker 3: happened during the holiday season. Then the other would try

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Speaker 3: to counter with the nightmare story of their own. We're

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Speaker 3: going back and forth for three rounds until we declare

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Speaker 3: a winner, just in time for Christmas. We're gonna kick

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Speaker 3: things off with Peppermint Lolli, Molly, go for it.

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Speaker 14: Okay. So he invited me to a romantic tree lighting.

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Speaker 14: Oh cute, right, So he sent me the address to

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Speaker 14: meet him, and I get there and it's his house

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Speaker 14: and it's a small fake tree in his garage.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not even in his living room.

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Speaker 3: No, garages are the traditional location for holiday trees.

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Speaker 1: It's been worse.

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Speaker 14: The rest of his family was waiting inside to meet me.

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Speaker 3: WHOA, it's surprising.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, you didn't want to be

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Speaker 1: in the garage, but now you just want to stay.

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Speaker 3: There, Lisa, can you counter?

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Speaker 15: Okay?

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Speaker 12: A guy invited me to go caroling with him. Who

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Speaker 12: He told me he does it every year.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: That's a big deal for a guy to invite a

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Speaker 3: lady to come singing with him. That's the highest.

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Speaker 1: Level, says the karaoke king. Okay, so you hit the

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Speaker 1: high notes that I can't what happened?

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Speaker 12: So I meet up with him and it's just the

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Speaker 12: two of us, and the first house.

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Speaker 15: That we go to, this woman opens.

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Speaker 16: The door okay, and she's like my age, and he

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Speaker 16: starts singing single bells to the tune of jingle bells.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it lowly on Christmas Day?

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Speaker 3: Why would you sing it to Okay, it's true.

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Speaker 12: That's when I found out that he does it to

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Speaker 12: his ax.

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Speaker 15: The one that opened the door every single year.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen a lone caroller. So that makes sense

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Speaker 1: why he's the only one going to the one house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's her fault for keeping the door open and

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Speaker 3: hearing the entire thing. You should have just closed the door. Okay,

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Speaker 3: we're on to the second round here, So Peppermint, Lolly Molly,

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Speaker 3: we're back to you.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 14: So I have like a really good dinner date with

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Speaker 14: this guy who was super into Christmas, which is great

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Speaker 14: because so am I and he kept talking about the

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Speaker 14: magic of the holiday, and then it was fine, and

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Speaker 14: then he dropped me off. And then at two in

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Speaker 14: the morning, I wake up and I hear something and

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Speaker 14: it's a guy calling out for help.

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Speaker 1: What scary?

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Speaker 14: I know, it was so scary, and I'm like half

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Speaker 14: asleep and I don't really know what's happening, and I

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Speaker 14: find my date stuck in my chimney.

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Speaker 3: What whoa huh?

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Speaker 14: How he was trying to surprise me like some weird

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Speaker 14: Tinder santa. Oh no, no, I fied apartment. Yeah it's

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Speaker 14: bringing an entering but like cheerfully or I don't.

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Speaker 3: Know, a little bit too festive for your's Like, Lisa,

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Speaker 3: we're back to you.

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Speaker 14: Okay.

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Speaker 15: So we went to a Christmas light event and.

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Speaker 14: There was a.

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Speaker 15: Live Nativity scene.

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Speaker 16: With actors and costumes and everything with It was cool

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Speaker 16: until my date started.

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Speaker 12: Heckling the wise men were committing to the wrong star.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember that part of the story.

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Speaker 12: People told him to shut up. They asked us to leave.

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Speaker 12: They like escorted up out.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, freak and sense and murrh for you.

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Speaker 8: Baby yea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the third and final round here, which means peppermint

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Speaker 3: lolly molly hit us with it.

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Speaker 13: Okay.

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Speaker 14: So I was at this guy's house and he suggested

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Speaker 14: we decorate his treet together.

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Speaker 13: Which is so cute.

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Speaker 14: I felt like I was in like a little Hallmarks

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Speaker 14: movie and.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is genius. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: come over to my house on a date and put

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Speaker 1: up all my decorations?

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Speaker 8: Well that was the thing.

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Speaker 14: He just like watched football the whole time.

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Speaker 3: That's yeah.

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Speaker 14: And so I went home and I like, I texted

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Speaker 14: him later and was like, what was that? And he

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Speaker 14: admitted that he uses girls from Apps to do that

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Speaker 14: every year.

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Speaker 1: Oh that is not the Christmas spirit.

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Speaker 3: But the good news is at least he chose you

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Speaker 3: this year.

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Speaker 14: So I didn't feel like a wise.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Max my visa, Lisa, this is your last chance.

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Speaker 14: Okay.

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Speaker 15: So I met a guy at a bar and right.

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Speaker 12: When I get there, he pulled out mistletoe and he

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Speaker 12: did it every five minutes throughout the entire date.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, you had to kiss him so many times.

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Speaker 12: He wasn't even a good kisser.

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Speaker 3: But you have to do what the mistletoe says.

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Speaker 8: I did.

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Speaker 17: I tried, and then eventually I.

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Speaker 12: Was like, Okay, I want you to close your eyes

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Speaker 12: and I want you to count to ten. And by

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Speaker 12: the time he counted to him, I just high heeled

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Speaker 12: it out.

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Speaker 5: Of that bar.

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Speaker 3: It quick escape. All right, that's the final bell, and

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Speaker 3: that means the match is over, so we need to

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Speaker 3: score it. Judges, Alexis, who's your choice.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing Lisa for having to carol at his ex's house.

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Speaker 3: Brook.

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00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going Molly for the guy stuck in her chimney.

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00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: That's like a bad local news story.

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00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 3: We're all locked up, So Jose gets the final vote.

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Speaker 6: I think the meanest thing that happened was tricking someone

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Speaker 6: into decorating a tree.

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Speaker 3: That means congratulations, Peppermint, Lolly, Molly, you are the Chris

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Speaker 3: Kringle of keeping it single for the holidays.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, it's cube and it rhymes Molly.

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00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 3: Jeff was waiting for that.

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Speaker 14: Thank you so much. I don't know why this feels

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Speaker 14: both embarrassing and victorious.

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Speaker 1: Both things can be true.

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Speaker 3: It's like you're on a date all over again. That's

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Speaker 3: your holiday Battle of the Tinder dates phone taps coming

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Speaker 3: up right.

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Speaker 8: After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning, Grab.

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Speaker 3: Your stained proof laughing pants, because it's time for the

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Speaker 3: number eight phone tap in our countdown to the top

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Speaker 3: phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind jeff Mine already.

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Speaker 3: On Today features Jose's character Steady Eddie. Oh Eddie calls

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Speaker 3: the front desk at a roadside motel with a very

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00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 3: strange request. Yeah and even weirder backstory to it. So

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Speaker 3: get ready for your number eight phone tap of the

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Speaker 3: year right now.

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Speaker 6: Kids, Brook and Jefferies ten phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 8: Number eight.

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Speaker 7: Will travel lodge, This will hi.

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Speaker 9: If that's the motel effect? That to ay too?

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00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 7: Yes it is. You look at a book a room?

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Speaker 9: Oh no, no, no, thank you?

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Speaker 7: Okay, Well, how can I help you?

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Speaker 9: Well, I like to book a room clean?

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Speaker 13: Oh you do want to book a room? All right, Well,

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Speaker 13: can I get a name for the reservation.

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Speaker 9: My name is Edward, but my friends call me steady Eddie.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I'm Edward. When are you looking to stay with us?

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Speaker 4: Well it's tonight, but I do have a particular request.

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Speaker 7: Okay.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So like my parents Doug and Dorothy, their first day

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Speaker 4: was at your motel, like thirty years ago or forty

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Speaker 4: years fifty. They're super old. Okay, that's actually where I

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Speaker 4: was conceived. Oh right, amazing right anywhere seeing it was

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Speaker 4: on the ground floor. And I don't mean like on

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Speaker 4: the ground well maybe actually knowing my mom, I haven't.

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Speaker 9: I Oh, I mean it was room one.

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Speaker 4: One four and I have been back there many many

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Speaker 4: times just to check it out.

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Speaker 7: So that's that's the room that you're wanting them One

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Speaker 7: one four.

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Speaker 4: Is oh oh no, oh gosh, you're actually I like

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Speaker 4: the room next to it.

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Speaker 9: Please, that's room one one six.

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Speaker 13: Let me make sure that a bill and the reason.

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Speaker 4: Why because my parents just left the house and they're

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Speaker 4: heading your way right now.

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Speaker 8: We do.

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Speaker 7: Right now.

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Speaker 9: We don't have a lot of time here.

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Speaker 4: So if I if I can get into one sixteen,

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Speaker 4: then I'd like to listen. Listen to yeah, and when

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Speaker 4: we've wondered, because you know, like I wasn't there back then.

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Speaker 13: Okay about this, when you get here, if the room's

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Speaker 13: booked or not?

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, no, I don't make sure there's no perverts

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Speaker 4: or any freak shows ahead of me.

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00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 13: You know, Oh God, is.

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Speaker 4: There a way that I could send some oysters to

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Speaker 4: the room.

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Speaker 7: This is a motel. We don't have oysters here.

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Speaker 4: Maybe a couple of slim gyms get the party started,

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Speaker 4: you know.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, we don't do anything like that. No room service

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Speaker 13: sending anything to rip.

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00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 7: Sorry.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well fine, What if I go to the front

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Speaker 4: desk and I bring some pineapple juice?

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Speaker 9: Can you just drop it off with them and say

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Speaker 9: it's from their little boy.

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Speaker 7: No, I can't do that. I'm gonna I'm gonna level

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Speaker 7: with you here. I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, your parents probably just want a knight to themselves

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Speaker 13: and don't need anything extra from there.

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Speaker 4: I've been with them for thirty years. I've never left

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Speaker 4: the house without them. They're gonna be scared without them.

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Speaker 13: Think you need to give your parents some privacy.

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Speaker 9: Hanging what you're saying?

674
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Speaker 4: You want me to drop off some blindfolds you're clinking. No, no,

675
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 4: that's not clinkery doom that dame.

676
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 13: No, I am not saying that. Please do not bring

677
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 13: blind holes.

678
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Speaker 4: I do actually have an exact replica of the Indiana

679
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,479
Speaker 4: Jones whip. I don't know if my dad knows how

680
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 4: to use it, and I could drop and listen to me.

681
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 13: You've not come here, Okay, just stay away. Okay, Well,

682
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 13: I have other customers and I need to help them

683
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 13: right now.

684
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 9: So oh sure other countries don't find.

685
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 4: I like you mean, like the perverts. I like Brook

686
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm at Brooks in the

687
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 4: motel right now, checking once theories and slim gyms and

688
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 4: checking out all the rooms, listening for sure for my parents.

689
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 13: I have been on the phone with you for long enough.

690
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 13: I have other customers. I need to take care of.

691
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 9: Your roommate.

692
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 4: Freddy said, you've been so bored lately, that's why he

693
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 4: need to set you up for this prank phone call.

694
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 7: Wait, how do you know my roommate? How do you

695
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 7: know Freddy?

696
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 6: Because this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook

697
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 6: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

698
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Speaker 3: We're doing a phonetel many man. Freddy said, you.

699
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Speaker 7: Up wait, wait are you wait? So Freddy did this?

700
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Freddy said, you've been super bored at your job.

701
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 9: Every time you come home. You're like, Doug, nothing is

702
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 9: happening at my job.

703
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 7: Like I was, like, who who wants to listen so much?

704
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 9: Excuse me? Excuse me? I wouldn't say weird. Some people

705
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 9: are very close to their family.

706
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 13: I'm gonna have Nightmari.

707
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to be sleeping NFE and sleep in

708
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 4: Room one sixteen next to my parents.

709
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Speaker 7: Okay, you're you're a little too good at that.

710
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 3: With your number eight phones.

711
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 8: Half of twenty twenty five Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

712
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Speaker 3: Where's the best place to meet single men in real life?

713
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 3: I don't know, jeff. You might think it's out at

714
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 3: the bars or at the gym, maybe behind the Jiffy Lube,

715
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 3: but nope, none of those. You have to go back

716
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 3: there and find out. One of our listeners says, there's

717
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 3: a sneaky spot where you can meet cute guys who

718
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 3: aren't on the dating apps. Really, and it's only during

719
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 3: the holidays. You're gonna find out where that place is.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Santa, you.

721
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 3: Have to beat me there in a sprint during a

722
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 3: brand new second Date update coming up right after this

723
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Speaker 3: Second Date updated, Big day on the show because Denise

724
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 3: is back.

725
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,800
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for Denise.

726
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 3: We all have yea. You may remember her from a

727
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 3: second Date update around six months ago or so, where

728
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 3: her strategy was to find available men at the golf course.

729
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 3: She decided to take up the hobby and she would

730
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 3: go there and say, oh, no, I don't know how

731
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 3: to do this? How do I swing this long metal stick?

732
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 3: And then well to do gentlemen would come over and

733
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 3: help her. She ended up meeting one guy named Franklin

734
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 3: who owned a couple of car washes. That whole thing

735
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 3: didn't work out in the end, but Denise is not

736
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 3: giving up.

737
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 1: That's right, Denise.

738
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 3: She is back requesting our help once again, but not

739
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 3: hitting the golf clubs. Apparently we got According to your email, Denise,

740
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 3: you've got a new strategy to meet guys.

741
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, it do tell okay.

742
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 17: I was thinking about other places that eligible single guys

743
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 17: would be okay, and I realized that around the holidays

744
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 17: there's a lot of them around the perfume counters, shopping

745
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 17: for their moms and their sisters and their aunts.

746
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: Says, keep the.

747
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 6: List going there, I buy for their moms, IM, but

748
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 6: I have my mom chocolate strawberry.

749
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 3: So there's a line the.

750
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Speaker 7: Next time to really sure, not so far fetched, right?

751
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 5: You know?

752
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: We we actually are a little confused in these because

753
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: most men buying fragrance, they're going to have a significant other.

754
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 17: Most exactly exactly, or maybe he's helping his friend.

755
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 3: We didn't think of that, bro. You can't see the

756
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 3: look on Brook's face right now, but she is shaking

757
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 3: her head, very skeptical about this entire thing.

758
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 1: It's a reach, but it sounds like it works for

759
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: you because you're you're on with us, and you must

760
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: have met somebody this.

761
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 17: Way, right, Yes, So I did get a part time

762
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 17: job at a department store. I do have a full

763
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 17: time job, but I'm just doing this at night to

764
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 17: meet guys. I say, if I'm going to a bar

765
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 17: and spending money to meet guys, I can have a

766
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 17: job to get money and still the guy.

767
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: So who'd you meet?

768
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 17: Okay, so I didn't meet a guy. His name is Caleb.

769
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 17: You know, while I was working there, I noticed that

770
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,760
Speaker 17: not Caleb, but like a lot of guys were married

771
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 17: and they would slip their ring off.

772
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Speaker 1: No, what sketchy?

773
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 17: Yeah, I mean it's something about a really good conversation

774
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 17: that gets these men going.

775
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Speaker 1: I don't think it's a conversation.

776
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 2: Did they have any You can ask who they're buying

777
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: it for straight out?

778
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 17: Well okay, So towards the end of the night, that's

779
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 17: when he came in, and I was kind of hoping

780
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 17: that he wasn't the one, But you know, I was

781
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 17: hoping that maybe.

782
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: Did you say you were hoping that he wasn't the one?

783
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: Single one?

784
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 3: What do you mean?

785
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 17: I mean, not somebody like, oh my gosh, love at

786
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 17: first sight, I'm head over heels the one, but a

787
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 17: really nice to die I like options.

788
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Speaker 3: I like surprised. He surprised you when he came over

789
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 3: to the counter. It sounds like or he was.

790
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Speaker 1: The only option that was single.

791
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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 17: Well, what really caught my eye was that he was

793
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 17: very shy compared to all of the guys that I've

794
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 17: seen all day, and he was actually getting perfume for

795
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Speaker 17: his mom.

796
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Speaker 12: They exist, okay, but he didn't know what to get her.

797
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 17: So that's where I came into place, luckily, and I

798
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 17: took this opportunity to flirt with him, and I sprayed

799
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Speaker 17: some on my hand and on my neck.

800
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Speaker 1: You had him smell your neck? Does this smell like

801
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: your mom?

802
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 3: The moves, okay, all of it.

803
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 17: He went to one of the perfumes and I rung

804
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 17: him up, and you know, he just kind of stood

805
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 17: there while hanging around the counter because you know, he's

806
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 17: so shy, and I was just initiating conversation. So I

807
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 17: was very very direct and I said, if you want

808
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 17: to ask me out, it's okay.

809
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 10: You can wish every would green flag, like, come on, buddy.

810
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: No, because if they say no, that I'm gonna go.

811
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 3: Never.

812
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: House against rejection is not trust's day.

813
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 3: What did Caleb say?

814
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 17: Well, he said, okay, will you go out with me?

815
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 5: Cute?

816
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 17: I said yes, and I wrote my number on his receipt.

817
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 3: Wow.

818
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 17: And then after he left he had texted me a

819
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Speaker 17: couple of times. There hasn't been an official date, Timid.

820
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 3: Did you bully him into a d like?

821
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 17: I wouldn't say bully, I would say strongly convinced he.

822
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 3: Could have said no to I totally can't.

823
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: You weren't shy and you love that line that she

824
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 1: just gave it, so maybe it's universal. Do you think

825
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,919
Speaker 1: he just doesn't know what to do on a day,

826
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: Like I'm being serious, like doesn't know where to go,

827
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: what to play on.

828
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 17: I think because he is so shy, maybe all of

829
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 17: this might be a little overwhelming for then maybe he

830
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 17: doesn't actually like act women out on the regular.

831
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 3: Or do you think maybe he's taken already and was

832
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 3: also being a little bit sneaky with you.

833
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,959
Speaker 17: I've seen cheeters, I know how they move.

834
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's a MoMA's boy.

835
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be possible. He put the perfume on

836
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 3: his mom and then he was like, oh wow.

837
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 9: What.

838
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: Like we already did a lot of jokes that would

839
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: do it.

840
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 3: I'm just saying it's a possibility for a shy boys.

841
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 10: Dating his mom.

842
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: Now, shy boys want to hook up with their mom to.

843
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 3: Put everything on the table, and then we'll find out

844
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 3: the truth when we come back. We're gonna call Caleb

845
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 3: and find out who he really wants to go out with.

846
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 3: A second date updates for Jeff This happening right after

847
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:56,439
Speaker 3: this second date update. If you're a shy boy who's

848
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 3: buying perfume for his mom this holiday season, be careful

849
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 3: because it might be a trap.

850
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: Maybe you want to traph guy, You maybe do.

851
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 3: And I say that because our listener Denise is a

852
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 3: purposeful dater. She tries to put herself in situations so

853
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 3: she can meet available men who aren't on the apps. Yes,

854
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 3: like in a previous episode she was trying to meet

855
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 3: guys at the golf course, but now since it's around

856
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 3: the holidays, she's been trying to meet single men at

857
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 3: the perfume counter by working there part time.

858
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 1: Yes, that is commitment.

859
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 3: Perfumes not cheap, so I kind of checks her boxes right, available,

860
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 3: probably well susta.

861
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 11: Thoughtful gifts might be a little bit counterintuitive, but there

862
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,439
Speaker 11: are lots of clueless guys out there who need help

863
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 11: shopping for presents, hopefully for their mother or for their sister.

864
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: Or maybe there's a guy out there that's buying perfume

865
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: or cologne for himself or for the homeless.

866
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, for charity the homeless.

867
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: Things first, Yeah.

868
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 3: Don't go around spritzing the homeless. That's not a good move.

869
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 3: But it is how she met Caleb, and she even

870
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 3: kind of pushed him into asking her out. The problem

871
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 3: is he hasn't followed through with the actual date yet,

872
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,439
Speaker 3: so that's what we're gonna try and step in and help.

873
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 3: Is that right, Denise?

874
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, didn't recap worried that we're gonna scare him

875
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,959
Speaker 1: even further, like he's a shy guy.

876
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 17: And then, I mean, it has been some weeks, so

877
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 17: I definitely need the help. Okay, I can't do it,

878
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 17: and I'm gonna come off to pushing I'll scare him away.

879
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if it's been weeks, what does she

880
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 3: have left to lose at this point? What's gonna ghost

881
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 3: her even more?

882
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 4: The same thing?

883
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 1: That's true? All right, Well, we'll try to talk softly

884
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: and not frighten him. No, what was that?

885
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, we'll be delegate with your shy future boyfriend

886
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 3: and we will try and get him to say yes

887
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 3: to actually going out on this date with you. So

888
00:42:56,719 --> 00:43:09,959
Speaker 3: you'd need him to say that. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

889
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 3: is this Caleb.

890
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's is Caleb.

891
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 3: Hey man. This is a radio show.

892
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 9: It's very strong.

893
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,240
Speaker 3: Jeff good morning, Yeah, good morning morning.

894
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 10: We're a show.

895
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 3: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I don't

896
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 3: know if you've heard of us before.

897
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 5: I believe I heard of it.

898
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 3: Okay, well, maybe you've heard of this segment that we

899
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,479
Speaker 3: do that's called the second Date Update, where we try

900
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 3: to reconnect listeners after they've met up once and they're

901
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 3: having trouble seeing each other again.

902
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so.

903
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, So that's what we're trying to do here

904
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 3: with you because one of our listeners, Denise, has been

905
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 3: trying to get a hold of you.

906
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: Remember Denise smells good, Denise. Yeah, that's why you.

907
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 5: Said that this must be Joe, because I've been texting her.

908
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 7: Yeah.

909
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 10: I heard that.

910
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 3: But Denise feels like you haven't made enough of a

911
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 3: push to actually go out on the date.

912
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: Like it almost feels like you're texting her out of obligation,

913
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: not because you actually want to see her. Is she

914
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: reading that right?

915
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 3: No?

916
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 5: No, I like her, you do, Okay, it is, Yeah,

917
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 5: I just I just can't go out with her.

918
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,240
Speaker 3: Oh no, ever is there a reason?

919
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 5: No, it's I want to, it's just not the right time,

920
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 5: not yet, not yet.

921
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, what does it? What does it mean?

922
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 15: Yeah?

923
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 5: I got some I got some things I'm working on

924
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 5: working on myself, and that's what I'm going I.

925
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 3: Mean, with all due respect, people are dating. They have

926
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 3: busy lives, and sometimes they just can't wait forever. So

927
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 3: we're just trying to figure.

928
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: Out how long this self time is going to take

929
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: exactly we're talking another week or are we talking two years?

930
00:44:54,120 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 5: Uh? Well, I'm not exactly sure. I ordered some special

931
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 5: supplements and I'm trying them out see whether they're affected.

932
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 6: So you mean like health supplements some people do, like

933
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 6: skin like my buddy takes one fish oil or whatever.

934
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 3: For sure? What what kind of supplements are we talking about?

935
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 3: If you don't mind me asking.

936
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 5: I probably shouldn't say more than they did.

937
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, we didn't need to get into a private matters.

938
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe hair loss? Is that what's going on?

939
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 5: Well? Does that have to do with growing?

940
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 3: What like?

941
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 10: Went somewhere?

942
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 7: Yeah?

943
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: You mean like I'm doing fingernails right?

944
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 3: Yeah? I could be it.

945
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't. I shouldn't say anymore.

946
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 9: Oh my god.

947
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 3: Okay, and we really shouldn't ask anymore.

948
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 10: Stop asking.

949
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 3: You're testing out multiple supplements, it sounds like, and seeing

950
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 3: what works. That's why you're waiting.

951
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: Are you asking, Jeff? Because you're wondering what the results

952
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: are for yourself?

953
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 3: My motives are your business?

954
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 15: Just like?

955
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 10: Also, what are you making?

956
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 3: You're just results Yeah, you're just.

957
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 5: You truly want to be ready for Denise if it

958
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 5: goes well.

959
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I think supplements are no supplements you

960
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,919
Speaker 1: could do that, you could be there.

961
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just trying to hype them up. I feel

962
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm trying to be one.

963
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 10: Of the guys.

964
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make it feel better. I don't want

965
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 1: to feel bad about whatever it is.

966
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,720
Speaker 3: I know what Brook's trying to say. She's trying to say, Caleb, Truly,

967
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 3: a lot of people think that they have it in

968
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 3: their mind. Oh I'll start dating once I lose five

969
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 3: pounds or once my hair transplants come in. You're waiting

970
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 3: for the perfect moment, but there really is never a

971
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 3: truly perfect time. You just got to say, you know what,

972
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 3: I like this person, I'm going to go for it.

973
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

974
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 3: Okay.

975
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 6: Well they always say, well, comes when you least expect it, right,

976
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 6: not when you plan the.

977
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 10: Most for it.

978
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 5: I just think Denise is really gonna like it.

979
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 1: I don't notice, but yeah, it's good.

980
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 3: And I don't know if this is a if there's

981
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 3: a good thing or a bad thing, but I have

982
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 3: a feeling you would never go out with Denise unless

983
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 3: I told you that. She's actually on the phone right

984
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 3: now listening to this whole thing.

985
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 7: Hi, Caleb.

986
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 5: Embarrassed.

987
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:20,959
Speaker 17: No, it's say I'm flattered that you you know, you

988
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 17: really want to be ready for the tape?

989
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you?

990
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 17: Yeah, of course, I mean you don't. You don't need

991
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 17: to worry about that though I do.

992
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no no.

993
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 17: I just mean I thought you were cool the way

994
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 17: you were where we met, and that's what attracted me

995
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 17: to you, like beyond this physical.

996
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 5: Mm hm oh yeah, okay, Yeah, I'm cool.

997
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:50,479
Speaker 10: Super cool.

998
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 17: You don't need to take supplements or whatever it is, just.

999
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 7: Because it's me.

1000
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just I think you'd like it.

1001
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 17: I want to respond to that.

1002
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 8: I hope I like it.

1003
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 5: I goodness, I have a new one coming in this

1004
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 5: week and it's really promising one.

1005
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 1: How many of you tried?

1006
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called beard burst. I'm trying to get facial hair.

1007
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: Facial What did you just say?

1008
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:39,720
Speaker 5: Beard burst? It's her facial hair because beards are really hot, right, amazing, it's.

1009
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 17: About facial hair. Yeah, you have a cute faith without

1010
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 17: facial hair.

1011
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 3: I mean, oh my, oh my god, it's so delicate

1012
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:51,879
Speaker 3: with him.

1013
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 10: Think it was what I don't think?

1014
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 6: Tell ye, I think all the listeners are thinking the same.

1015
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 10: Listen to his back, yes difference.

1016
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh god, did you think I was trying to

1017
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 5: order drugs?

1018
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

1019
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 5: But yes, I don't have facial hair and I wanted

1020
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 5: to get bigger and I just can't grow it.

1021
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 1: Okay, nobody cares about that.

1022
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 7: Listen.

1023
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 17: I am pro wanting to feel better about yourself. So

1024
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 17: you know what, if you're on this bear journey, I

1025
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 17: will go on this journey this year, wow.

1026
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 9: Beer journey together.

1027
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean you're going to grow your own, right.

1028
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 3: I desperate.

1029
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 17: As long as I can be your personal facial misogyn

1030
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 17: I think we can make this work.

1031
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: The best offer we tired of working.

1032
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 3: It's a much better offer than the one that I'm

1033
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 3: about to give, where we're going to pay for your

1034
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 3: next date. If you'll agree to see Denise one more time, Caleb.

1035
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I really want to see her. I just I

1036
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 5: just hope you don't need a Hemsworth at the perfume

1037
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:04,959
Speaker 5: counter and kick.

1038
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 17: No, I'm sure Hemsworth would have nothing on your seatheart.

1039
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: Oh wow, she's.

1040
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 10: Great, bro.

1041
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 1: Have you looked at the photo of them recently. She's

1042
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: great at line. Yeah.

1043
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 17: I did meet him at the perfume counter.

1044
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 3: Guy, Okay, that didn't him. That's right. We started on

1045
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 3: a mission to get Denise a date from her perfume

1046
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 3: counter and she found her perfect Hemsworth look alike. Well

1047
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 3: soon soon they'll be looking like Helmsworth. Sounds like the

1048
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 3: opposite of Hemsworth. Caleb, you're the man, Caleb.

1049
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks, And tonight I'm going to delete my tender profile.

1050
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 3: All the ladies wore.

1051
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1052
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:55,919
Speaker 3: Man talking about medical things on the radio, even even supplements.

1053
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 3: You really gotta be careful.

1054
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,399
Speaker 1: Well, the problem is is that when somebody he says

1055
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: that you don't want to ask a lot of questions,

1056
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: but then that leaves it open to interpretation exactly, which

1057
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: was obviously wrong.

1058
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1059
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 3: I just I wish he would have just came out

1060
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 3: and told us beard blaster pills right at the start

1061
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 3: of the conversation, because we could have avoid a lot

1062
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 3: of awkwardness. I thought it was like skin moisturizer at first.

1063
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 3: It's almost the same, like fish oil.

1064
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:21,720
Speaker 10: Oh no, it's beard growing.

1065
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 9: Yeah, right.

1066
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 3: The problem was he was talking about how Denise was

1067
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 3: really gonna like it, and he mentioned growth a few times.

1068
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 3: Just it led us into a weird space.

1069
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but good thing we called him. How long would

1070
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: it have taken to his beard group It would have

1071
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: been half a year.

1072
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 3: Still not big enough to reach my knees.

1073
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: There's another whiskery.

1074
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 3: You know what we did it. We got him to

1075
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 3: go out on a date. So hopefully they reach out

1076
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 3: to us again and give us an.

1077
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: Update on their Yeah, reminded us of where our minds

1078
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: always go to.

1079
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, send us photos of the beard when it

1080
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 3: comes in, Caleb, but that was I'm still worried. Okay,

1081
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 3: just send them right to me. But that was a

1082
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 3: special holiday. Second date updates. If you want to hear more,

1083
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 3: you can go to Spotify, iHeart Apple, wherever you get

1084
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 3: your podcasts, find it pop, a few supplements and binge.

1085
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1086
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 3: Guys, this is so unlike me, but I think I

1087
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 3: may have messed up. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the

1088
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 3: Morning because we had a big announcement for our listeners

1089
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 3: that I probably should have mentioned a little bit earlier.

1090
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 8: Oh God.

1091
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 3: Basically, the announcement was we're going to count down our

1092
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 3: top ten best phone taps of the year, starting on Monday,

1093
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,479
Speaker 3: December eighth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which was two days ago.

1094
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 3: But okay, in my defense, in my defense, I've been

1095
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,919
Speaker 3: going by the lunar calendar, and according to that, I'm

1096
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 3: still three months early.

1097
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: Sorry, we're two days into the phone taps. It doesn't

1098
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,919
Speaker 1: matter what the lunar calendar says.

1099
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 3: Then you're still in trouble. Jeffery to the.

1100
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: Sun is in charge, Jack Overall?

1101
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 3: What does this mean? Basically, we're late of the year.

1102
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 10: Are on right now?

1103
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 3: These are the favorites, the most listened to ones from

1104
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 3: our podcast, playing them every day all the way.

1105
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 18: Till next Friday when we reach number one. I mean

1106
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 18: the following Friday, not the lunar one, because that one's

1107
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 18: coming up in June. And if you miss any of them,

1108
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 18: they're all up on our YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey,

1109
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 18: or on our podcast wherever you get our show, Apple, Spotify,

1110
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 18: Spuffet to Fie, wherever you get them.

1111
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: Did you write down a word you can't see anymore

1112
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: on the paper.

1113
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 3: I'm reading off the lunar calendar Again, According to my

1114
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 3: lunar calendar, we are late for Laser Stories, which is

1115
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 3: next week. No, it's just next, okay, next it's the

1116
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 3: radio segment that's bringing fast to the ski slopes with

1117
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 3: new stiletto high heeled ski boots. So now you could

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00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 3: shred some powder and show off your calf muscles at

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00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 3: the same time. Wow, only do it with Laser Stories,

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Speaker 3: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

1121
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,760
Speaker 3: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

1122
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 3: There's other glow ups from the snow up, just don't

1123
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 3: This first laser story is out of Ohio. Thirty six

1124
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 3: year old guy named Wasser Sandalson walked into his local

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00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 3: bank recently and asked if he could make a deposit

1126
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 3: all right, and there was quite a line, so one

1127
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 3: of the supervisors told him he could use the drive

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00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,959
Speaker 3: through atm and it would work just the same.

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00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: But he was already there, but.

1130
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 3: The line was too long.

1131
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: Oh oh, told him before he got to the counter.

1132
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 1: I imagine him waiting in line at the end line

1133
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: finally being told actually getting your pa.

1134
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 3: That would be a real slap in the face. But

1135
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 3: Wasser went and got into his car, pulled around to

1136
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 3: the drive through and was using the bank's air tube system.

1137
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: Oh they're so cool.

1138
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 3: I know they are fun. He included a few checks

1139
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 3: and then maybe accidentally dropped a small baggie of meth

1140
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 3: in the canister as well.

1141
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 6: Just put that in my safety deposit box for me.

1142
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1143
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 3: Well, of course the bank called it in and cops

1144
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 3: showed up. Man and bankers just aren't cool, anyone.

1145
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 10: Shared.

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00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 3: Officers tracked Wasser down, who completely denied it was him

1147
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 3: with the drugs.

1148
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

1149
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 3: Then they went and searched his car and found more meths.

1150
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 10: What a coincidence.

1151
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 1: It was given away free like the dumb dubs.

1152
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,720
Speaker 3: Whole worlds against him. No word yet on the exact

1153
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 3: charges he's facing. Wasser blames the confusing tube system for

1154
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 3: his incarceration. That's it.

1155
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 1: But he didn't rob the bank, so yeah, he gave

1156
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 1: exactly Yeah justice, where's the justice in this world?

1157
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:58,479
Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of Europe. While there's

1158
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 3: droughts all over the world to global warming, the small

1159
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:05,479
Speaker 3: country of Latvia is experiencing a very different kind. They

1160
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 3: have an official man drought.

1161
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, get out and out.

1162
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,240
Speaker 3: For some reason, the Baltic nation officially has sixteen percent

1163
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 3: more women than men. Currently, a gap more than three

1164
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 3: times any other European country. Wow, nice ratio.

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00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 1: Half of our list of the audiences. They can move there, Alexis.

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00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 15: I know.

1167
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 2: I did start to think that after I'm like, wait,

1168
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 2: maybe they live there, take visits somewhere else.

1169
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, the ladies in Latvia have come up with

1170
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:37,280
Speaker 3: a solution. It's called hourly rental husbands.

1171
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: Not one you have to keep your whole life.

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00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 3: Hey, interesting, so you're interested, Brooke, Okay, let's I'll tell

1173
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:47,720
Speaker 3: you more. Then. The services have exploded across the region,

1174
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 3: with companies promising to send over quote men with golden hands.

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00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 3: Uh no, no, no, it's none of that stuff.

1176
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: Broke is already on a Latvian website. You better exploit.

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00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,760
Speaker 3: I know you're googling right away. This is a fancy

1178
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 3: way to say a handy man, man with golden hands.

1179
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,240
Speaker 3: We will show up to fix leaky pipes, mount your TVs,

1180
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 3: or do other chores for you around the house.

1181
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: Nagging them five times to do it. That's sweet.

1182
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 3: That's actually true because another service takes the concept even

1183
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 3: further by explicitly renting husbands where customer's book online or

1184
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 3: by phone, and within an hour, a random man appears

1185
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 3: at your door, not to flirt, not to argue about

1186
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 3: weekend plans. They're simply there to paint your walls, fix

1187
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 3: the curtains, whatever you need. They will do it immediately.

1188
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 6: Which will turn on the women more than them actually

1189
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 6: trying to hit on the women.

1190
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: It's not you're not you just take the garbage out.

1191
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, leave me alone.

1192
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 10: I'm doing my job.

1193
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 3: So could it come to America soon? Interests?

1194
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel like, Jeff, you'd be

1195
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: ready to husband to do all this work for you.

1196
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 13: Try out?

1197
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll mean next leisure story is out of the

1198
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 3: holly high note hall. Mariah Carey has recorded hundreds and

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00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 3: hundreds of songs across her career, but she could have

1200
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 3: basically retired comfortably if she only ever released one song.

1201
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 3: And yep, it's that one.

1202
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 1: This is maybe the year that I've I've tapped out

1203
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,959
Speaker 1: of this song. It's the first year.

1204
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, I haven't listened to it from beginning

1205
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 6: to end.

1206
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,479
Speaker 3: Yet you might be one of the only people Brook because,

1207
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 3: according to a recent financial publication, Mariah rakes in more

1208
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 3: than two point five million dollars in royalties every single

1209
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 3: year from the song.

1210
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, but have you seen her lifestyle that afford It's

1211
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 1: like one of her dog's houses for a month.

1212
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it is a little ironic since the song

1213
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 3: is supposed to be about somebody not caring about materialistic

1214
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 3: aspects of the holidays as long as they can be

1215
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 3: with their partner, but still makes a ton of dough. Yeah,

1216
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 3: and Mariah isn't the only one on making bank off it.

1217
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 3: All I Want for Christmas was co written by a

1218
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 3: music producer named Walter Afanasy. Now let's go well, he

1219
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,920
Speaker 3: did a lot of work with Mariah in the nineties,

1220
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 3: and even though he hasn't really done much since, he

1221
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 3: has a net worth of over one hundred million dollars

1222
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 3: because his lifestyle.

1223
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: Christmas is another mansion.

1224
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 3: Yeah. Interestingly enough, the song is not fading into obscurity.

1225
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 3: It's actually becoming more popular. A hit number one on

1226
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 3: the Billboard Hot one hundred for the first time back

1227
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 3: in twenty nineteen, but it's returned to the top spot

1228
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 3: every year since, which is a six year streak.

1229
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: It's so old.

1230
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 3: I always play Christmas music, but I don't like go

1231
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 3: for that one.

1232
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 1: I mean, Jeff just did a parody to it. What

1233
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: if you expect it's iconic.

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00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome, Mariah. Will it go to number one

1235
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty five? I guess we'll have to wait

1236
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 3: and find out. This final laser story is out of

1237
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 3: Holiday Headquartersay are you putting up a tree? This year?

1238
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 3: The New All found most Americans will have a Christmas

1239
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 3: tree in their home, and a surprising number of us

1240
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 3: will have two or more.

1241
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 7: Oh.

1242
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 9: Indeed, if I had a.

1243
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 1: Bigger house, I would totally you would have more than one.

1244
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 1: I feel like you'd really leave them up all year long. Yeah.

1245
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 3: Fourteen percent overall, or one in seven people will have

1246
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 3: at least two trees in their place. That includes two

1247
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 3: percent who said more than three.

1248
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 8: Yewn.

1249
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 1: Do you do a Christmas tree or do you not?

1250
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 3: I do many Christmas trees. Doesn't necessarily mean you're putting

1251
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 3: in multiple full size trees?

1252
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, little tiny cutie?

1253
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, maybe got like the big one in the

1254
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 3: living room, and like me, you put a medium one

1255
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 3: in the sauna.

1256
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 9: Really the mood?

1257
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Now, I don't know. But overall, that number

1258
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 3: is way up from where it was last year. So

1259
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 3: when you're visiting at a friend's house over the holidays.

1260
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 3: Don't be surprised to see more green. Yeah, I am

1261
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 3: seeing way too much green right now in front of me.

1262
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 3: But some reason I just can't look away.

1263
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 9: You never can nod.

1264
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 3: I like what I'm seeing. It means Laser Stories has

1265
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 3: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

1266
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 3: same time.

1267
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 8: On Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1268
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 3: You know this song reminds you of what? Brook? Do

1269
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 3: you remember what you did last Christmas? Which factory you

1270
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 3: bought in, which third world country? A raise? That's funny

1271
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 3: because I remember you laughing about denying workers their benefits.

1272
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,959
Speaker 3: It's the only thing that I remember, though I don't

1273
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 3: know the details. You really did have a good Christmas

1274
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 3: last year, though you're the one denying benefits. You'll just

1275
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 3: take those healthcare premiums and talk at them. Oh so generous.

1276
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 3: But one guy who wants to ruin your Christmas this year,

1277
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 3: Oh my god, a man named Cody, who is back

1278
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 3: after he lost to you a few months ago by

1279
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 3: just one point.

1280
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 7: Do you remember Cody Eyebrook?

1281
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 1: Wow, Cody, it sounds like you've really been holding a

1282
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: grudge against me for a couple months.

1283
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 7: I've been holding it for a year.

1284
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 6: Oh wow, he's salivating at the moment.

1285
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: Man, have you been like spreading nasty rumors and stuff

1286
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: about me?

1287
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 5: Too?

1288
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 10: Never?

1289
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 3: No, no, nobody in this room does that not online?

1290
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1291
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 4: What Jeff?

1292
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 1: What did you put online?

1293
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 3: No, Kady, just don't look at Twitter. So, Cody, we

1294
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 3: got to get to the game.

1295
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 7: Here.

1296
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds on the clocked answer as many

1297
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 3: questions as possible. Brook has left the studio. If you

1298
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 3: don't know when, you could say pass. But you have

1299
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 3: to beat her outright if you want to win? Are

1300
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 3: you ready?

1301
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 5: Absolutely ready?

1302
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 7: They'll ever be Good luck, my man.

1303
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. The first Nobel Peace Prize was

1304
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 3: awarded on this day in nineteen oh one. Scientist Marie

1305
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 3: Curry won how many Nobel Prizes in her lifetime? Duff

1306
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 3: Beer is from What TV show The Simpson, Mars and

1307
01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 3: Murray are the inventors of what famous chocolate candy. In

1308
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 3: the Guardians of the Galaxy, the character Groot can only

1309
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 3: say what three word phrase. What sport is known as

1310
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 3: America's pastime. The base for the Spanish dish paiea.

1311
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 18: Is what.

1312
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 5: Pass?

1313
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 3: But I do love some pass in my taia That

1314
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 3: is yummy. Brook is brook laying off more people out there?

1315
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 3: I think, so okay, we got to give her a

1316
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 3: chance to finish firing them and she's back. Yeah we

1317
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 3: saw now, Cody. It says that you work two jobs

1318
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 3: at the same mall, and when our producer asked you

1319
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 3: if you have any Christmas traditions, you said, no, you

1320
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 3: don't because this is the busiest time of year for

1321
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 3: you working round the clock at the mall.

1322
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm working six days straight for two

1323
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 13: weeks straight. O.

1324
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:54,480
Speaker 9: My god.

1325
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 6: That money though, brother, and you're very important.

1326
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 3: We appreciate your work. If I go to the mall

1327
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 3: and I say that I work at the food court,

1328
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 3: will I get a discount?

1329
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 1: Oh?

1330
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 3: Does that work? Or some of the places will give

1331
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 3: it to you without you having to ask if anything? Okay,

1332
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 3: is there like a secret word that you have to say?

1333
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,800
Speaker 3: I like moist. I think it's a handshake, a secret handshake.

1334
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a secret, and then I should do the tickle.

1335
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 3: Okay. So if I go to Panda Express and I

1336
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Speaker 3: give them a secret Moist handshake, I'll get thirty percent

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Speaker 3: off chicken chow Maine.

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Speaker 10: No, you just have to wear like your lanyard from

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01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 10: your job, or like saying an apron from the one

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Speaker 10: I do.

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Speaker 1: Okay, nothing moist about any of that.

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Speaker 3: No, I feel like I'd rather work in one of

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Speaker 3: Brooks factories, honestly. So anyway, Broke, it's your turn? Are

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Speaker 3: you ready? Yes? Good luck? Your time starts now. The

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01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 3: first Nobel Peace Prize was awarded on this day in

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01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 3: nineteen oh one. Scientist Murray Curry won how many Nobel

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01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,960
Speaker 3: Prizes in her life? Three duff beer is from what

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Speaker 3: TV show? Simpson is Mars and Murray are the inventors

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Speaker 3: of what famous chocolate candy eminem. In the Guardians of

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01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 3: the Galaxy, the character Groot can only say what three

1351
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 3: word phrase? I am Groot? What sport is known as

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01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 3: America's pastime baseball? The base for the Spanish disc paiea

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01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 3: is what rice?

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Speaker 6: I love you, Brook, stupid question.

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Speaker 3: Let's go over the scoreboard to see how you bolted

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01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 3: with Jose. There's a person.

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Speaker 5: On my back.

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Speaker 6: And oh, Cody, you got three correct today?

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Speaker 1: Not bad, Cody, pretty.

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Speaker 6: Good, Okay, all right, I'll thank you Solid and Brook five?

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Speaker 8: Wow?

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Speaker 11: Sorry, not over, Brook, not over.

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01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: I could actually hear you shaking your hand.

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Speaker 6: In the air.

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Speaker 3: Revenge is gonna come one of these days. Let's go

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01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 3: over the answers to everybody. First, Nobel Peace Prize was

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Speaker 3: awarded on this day in nineteen oh one signedist Marie Curry.

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Speaker 3: She won two Nobel Prizes.

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Speaker 1: I would have given her a third.

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Speaker 3: One chemistry and one in physics. Duff Beer is from

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Speaker 3: the Simpsons TV show. Mars and Murray are the inventors

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01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 3: of Eminem's candy. The ms represent each of their names.

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01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:14,360
Speaker 1: Mars, it's a wild story. They end up pitting each other.

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Speaker 10: Oh really, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Go look into it. I can't believe there's not a

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Speaker 1: movie about these guys.

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Speaker 3: In the Guardians of the Galaxy, Groot can only say

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01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,160
Speaker 3: the three word phrase, I am Groot.

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Speaker 9: Great impression.

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Speaker 3: Brook America's pastime is baseball, and the bass for the

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01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 3: Spanish dish Paea would be Rice. So good Man, so Cody.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, man, it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today.

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01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:38,600
Speaker 3: But just we're playing. We are giving you a pair

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01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:41,400
Speaker 3: of tickets to see the Everett Silver Tips take on

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01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:44,520
Speaker 3: the Seattle Thunderbirds at Angelo the Winds Arena on Sunday,

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Speaker 3: December twenty eighth.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, okay.

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Speaker 1: Cody, well, hey, come back, try again. That's it.

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Speaker 3: Wow. It was inspiring message that they come back and

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01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 3: play against you man. We're gonna to win. Brooks backt

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Speaker 3: the same time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.