Speaker 1: How about now we're recording. I don't hear anything. Can
Speaker 1: you hear it now? Hi Andrew, Hi Scott, welcome back
Speaker 1: to your show. Oh shoot, thanks, it's nice to see you.
Speaker 1: So nice to be here again. Welcome to Serial Killers. Wow,
Speaker 1: the audio sounds different. What do you mean? It sounds
Speaker 1: just a little little tinny as they say, or maybe warehouse.
Speaker 1: He I'm not sure. It's not your stupid man box.
Speaker 1: It's this room, Okay, I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 1: we're in heaven with this lighting. It's so bright someplace
Speaker 1: you'll never see. These mics sound definitely different. They okay,
Speaker 1: they do. I think, if anything, it's more echoey. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's that's saying I can't open this. Do you want help? No? Okay?
Speaker 1: Well okay. My daughter was at the mall and said,
Speaker 1: I think dad would like this calendar and got me
Speaker 1: this Beavis and butt Head calendar. I am Cornholio. You are?
Speaker 1: You are? I just haven't. How do you know that
Speaker 1: I need to see what today is? Today is Monday,
Speaker 1: January sixteenth. Oh, and it's Martin Luther King Junior day. Yay,
Speaker 1: And that means that we're working and you're not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there it is this new episode. I don't andy something
Speaker 1: going on. I don't like the way it sounds. I
Speaker 1: don't it's not very rich. It's very like concert hally,
Speaker 1: I don't hear it. I think it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 2: You don't know much about audio, so I come back
Speaker 2: here to get harassed anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I love you, buddy. Hey, this is we
Speaker 1: need something behind us. We need a big logo. Can
Speaker 1: we get a logo?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Can we get one of those things that like rolls
Speaker 1: up so you know that those things? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, if you work in a promotions something or other,
Speaker 2: send us your things and well we need a step
Speaker 2: in repeat.
Speaker 1: I think we have people here that can get that
Speaker 1: done for us. Great. Speaking of well, I mean the
Speaker 1: listeners have not sent us anything. Oh okay, we want
Speaker 1: them to send us well, I'm sorry. They send us
Speaker 1: lots of cereal and it is much appreciated, but we
Speaker 1: want them to send us a song. Yeah, because all
Speaker 1: we have is this. Okay, all we have is this? No,
Speaker 1: where's the song? Oh? Come on now? Can you can
Speaker 1: you just how come it's not on the song screen?
Speaker 2: You know what we're the song screen? If it's not
Speaker 2: as you're talking about don't go into a dear.
Speaker 1: No, I guess what's gonna be. Well, tell you what's
Speaker 1: sai Rachel tonight? Here comes the phone. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: I know I that I have a minute there, so
Speaker 1: I'll look and see if anybody's yeah, a full minute,
Speaker 1: get in touch, like an actual full minute. Let's eat cereal, buddy,
Speaker 1: what's the matter. This is a cereal that you will
Speaker 1: be very excited about. It is brand new. There are
Speaker 1: two varieties of it. Apparently I've only seen this one.
Speaker 1: I did buy one of them, but one of our
Speaker 1: listeners sent it to us the same day that I
Speaker 1: bought it. Okay, so I'm going to give credit to carry.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Carrie.
Speaker 2: I'd also like to say thank you for doing the
Speaker 2: episodes for our listeners while I was busy. I really
Speaker 2: do appreciate that, and I know our listeners do too.
Speaker 1: Do you actually appreciate or is that just like an
Speaker 1: f you to me? No, it was very nice of you.
Speaker 2: I think that's what needed to happen, And it was
Speaker 2: nice to not have to like stress out and make
Speaker 2: people upset that there was no episodes.
Speaker 1: So you did a really good thing. From time to time.
Speaker 1: I know you're going to be busy. The listeners just
Speaker 1: need to accept the fact that there will be a
Speaker 1: guest in your seat. Yeah, it'll be a familiar voice
Speaker 1: if they listen to the big show.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's going to happen very often. But
Speaker 2: lately there's been a lot that I've had to go
Speaker 2: around and fix and do.
Speaker 1: And well, we were going to record tomorrow and you
Speaker 1: couldn't all of a sudden, so that would have been
Speaker 1: another fill in situation.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm going to Los Angeles. Well at the
Speaker 2: time of the recording.
Speaker 1: I want to go to the Alter Ego show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love alternative music, Muse and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Speaker 1: Are there any nineties acts? I know Red Hot Child,
Speaker 1: but are there any like so it was mus they
Speaker 1: were found in Nicety, Yeah, but I mean, like, you know,
Speaker 1: like the real nineties ones like Ever Clear and No No,
Speaker 1: I don't think they really and Collective Soul. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a real in why they're probably not on the bill.
Speaker 1: Why all right? I have their CDs or Bowling for Soup.
Speaker 1: They were a little more early two thousands, yeah, but
Speaker 1: I do like their music. High School never ends all right.
Speaker 1: Let's see. You're gonna love this serial. I was gonna
Speaker 1: call Josh for the air cups. Well, I'm still experimenting
Speaker 1: with I call him. I'm experimenting with what they have
Speaker 1: around here. Let's see.
Speaker 2: Let's see if Joshua answer all right, he's busy though,
Speaker 2: Oh okay, now he's busy.
Speaker 1: Well, he's busy putting the Seacrest show together. Let's see
Speaker 1: the big Seacrest show. Josh runs that? Or is this
Speaker 1: gonna work? Ugh? Hey, I don't know if I could
Speaker 1: come in right now. I'm very busy over here. I
Speaker 1: don't know. He's so like calm. Does he ever get angry?
Speaker 1: Let's say, is he going to pick up the phone?
Speaker 1: He won't? Or is he busy he's been well, he
Speaker 1: knows it's you. That's rude.
Speaker 2: Watch me call him and then he'll pick up Watch
Speaker 2: this well, mmm, you think you know somebody and then
Speaker 2: they don't answer your call. I know I'm taking off
Speaker 2: of my emergency contact lists.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to be on your emergency contract. Okay, that's rude.
Speaker 1: What do you think. I don't think he's going to
Speaker 1: pick up for you. He might be in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: That's true. People don't pick up in the bath well,
Speaker 1: I don't pick up in the bathroom because I think
Speaker 1: it's rude. Hello, hey, buddy, how you doing scotti and
Speaker 1: not me? Are you in the bathroom in my studio?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: You want to run down real quick? It'll be like
Speaker 1: a minute and a half. I just wanted you to
Speaker 1: try this cereal. I just thought you'd be excited. You
Speaker 1: don't have to, but I think that you'll enjoy it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't have to. We'll just tell you about it
Speaker 1: after no minutes. No, it has to be now.
Speaker 2: Wait, why can't he just do Why can't we do
Speaker 2: a different one? And then he'll come in in a minute.
Speaker 1: You want to do the old ones first? Yeah? All right,
Speaker 1: can you come in when you can? Yeah, I'll be right.
Speaker 1: I'll be done in like okay, see then thanks buddy.
Speaker 1: Blr Bye. I can't believe you picked up your phone
Speaker 1: call and not mine. I can That's so mean and
Speaker 1: so messed up. Yeah, well, you know you know what
Speaker 1: we'll do. Then let's let's just start with like this
Speaker 1: totally random thing that I found at Target on the app.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even at the store. Amazing, I should have
Speaker 1: taken a picture of it first, because it's so little
Speaker 1: that we're just gonna like, uh, click there, it's chocolate
Speaker 1: covered corn flakes? Corn flakes? Where what target? Did you
Speaker 1: get this from? On the app? I found it on
Speaker 1: the app. They shipped it to me. It looked like
Speaker 1: it was a big giant package. What what's going on?
Speaker 1: It's the country it's from. Oh, it's international. I think
Speaker 1: it's Hebrew. You have the international jingle will I stand
Speaker 1: up to get my pen surial killers in? That was fine? Yeah, Israel.
Speaker 2: I thought it was huh oh you want to hear
Speaker 2: it agains big?
Speaker 1: Well, it's it? Does it say it's a product of Israel? Uh?
Speaker 2: It says great here manufactured by Unilever. Unilever, Yeah, Israel food.
Speaker 1: They make deodorant imported by Pesquez candy coat. They also
Speaker 1: make oh okay, they also make Helmans and all kinds
Speaker 1: of stuff Unilever. Yeah, like the brand Unilever like soaps
Speaker 1: and Brier's ice cream as well. Huh yep, I'm a
Speaker 1: brand guy, dude, I know it.
Speaker 2: Okay, But anyway, that cool that thing that you said
Speaker 2: past I'm a brand guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I'm a brand guy. We've
Speaker 1: had their passover cereal before, pasquezz Pesquez.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, no, no, I wouldn't know, because yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'm a brand guy.
Speaker 1: The smell really good.
Speaker 2: The clear cups are really really like throwing me off.
Speaker 2: It makes a nice sound though, yeah it does. But
Speaker 2: that's what they have in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to take all the coffee cups from
Speaker 1: over here because then there wouldn't be an left because
Speaker 1: I don't know where the refills are.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know you do. I'm learning all these things.
Speaker 1: This looks like a snack to me, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: right now. But it looks really good. It's full on,
Speaker 1: like milk chocolate covered corn flakes. Click click click.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what we should end, if we add a
Speaker 2: Friday show clink, Uh, what is.
Speaker 1: The other one? What are we doing? Unrunch Now, this
Speaker 1: one's not going to turn the click. This one's not
Speaker 1: going to turn the milk chocolate. You want to know why,
Speaker 1: because it's hard code, it's coated. It's almost like a candy.
Speaker 1: This is almost like a candy. That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a candy. M hm. It's so good. This is
Speaker 1: not cereal it's not cereal. Oh my god, I would
Speaker 1: never in a million years give this to my child
Speaker 1: as breakfast. This is a snack and.
Speaker 2: Kind of tastes like a chocolate like like a chocolate bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good, it's Yeah, this is incredible. I
Speaker 1: give this five balls, but it's not cereal. I think
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm giving it five balls. Okay, mmm mmmmmmm,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have I have a problem rating this because
Speaker 1: I don't believe that it's cereal. It's milk chocolate coated
Speaker 1: corn flakes. I mean, you could put chocolate on anything
Speaker 1: and I guess call it whatever. What would it taste like? Dry? Here,
Speaker 1: that is amazing. It's not cereal. This happened to us
Speaker 1: once before. Yeah, we ate somebody. We had brimstone on
Speaker 1: and it wasn't it wasn't cereal. Yeah great, I mean great,
Speaker 1: dry too. I don't think I can well because it
Speaker 1: is candy. I don't think I can rate this. If
Speaker 1: you find this, buy it, but not as breakfast. It's
Speaker 1: not I'm not.
Speaker 2: I honestly I could just eat that in milk all day.
Speaker 1: My sincere apologies, but I'm not going to rate this.
Speaker 2: That is incredible. Okay, well five balls from me. If
Speaker 2: you see cleik go buy it. You can get it
Speaker 2: on the target app k l I K Little Green Bag.
Speaker 2: There you go for you, Carla?
Speaker 1: All right? Is he here yet?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: All right? So I was strolling down the aisles of
Speaker 1: shop right the other while I was getting my pastina
Speaker 1: that they they got in special pastina Postina.
Speaker 2: What are you pastina? Pastina pastina pastina like Costa. I'm
Speaker 2: so sad that it's canceled.
Speaker 1: It's not canceled, its discontinued pastina that was My.
Speaker 2: Mom makes the best pastina, and I know everyone's mom
Speaker 2: probably does because it is I feel like it's an
Speaker 2: East Coast classic.
Speaker 1: I think it's a very East Coast Italian thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: really what I think it is. I mean, I grew
Speaker 1: up with it as well, and I'm not Italian, but
Speaker 1: I just I think it's a very East Coast thing.
Speaker 1: And that's probably why Ronzoni is discontinuing it, because I
Speaker 1: don't think it does well in other parts of the country.
Speaker 1: It's just oh, you're getting a phone call. Oh, I
Speaker 1: can't talk right now, Okay, we're recording, so I I'm you.
Speaker 2: See I Oh, my god, go back to any other
Speaker 2: episode and you'll see Scott answer his phone and be like,
Speaker 2: hey you run bull yet, Hey.
Speaker 1: You're on Celia Killness anyway, So why was it, Shopper,
Speaker 1: I'm martyr, don't try it picking up the pastina, I
Speaker 1: got a case. Thank you Secret Squirrel Joel for reminding
Speaker 1: me that it came in. What's like the next one
Speaker 1: we're gonna have? Uh, it's gonna be kind of plain
Speaker 1: because I would just keep eating? Oh no, no, you
Speaker 1: know what freaking I'm talking about. Shop Right, We're gonna
Speaker 1: do the sweet one. Okay, So I've noticed these coming
Speaker 1: out of the Schopright store. Bowling basket is the shopright brand?
Speaker 1: Oh for us to treaded wheat, I can't wait? Yes,
Speaker 1: so shop Right kind of they still do make some
Speaker 1: store brand stuff, but this is now their store brand call.
Speaker 1: I love the box, R bowl and basket.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Shopright, kudos to your designer, because
Speaker 2: this is a really nice looking box.
Speaker 1: It's plain, it's simple. I love the picture. This is
Speaker 1: great rustic right, like it would be in a country house.
Speaker 1: This is great. See look I also have bowl and
Speaker 1: basket cake cups. Yeah, coffee I'm a big fan of this.
Speaker 1: They make shop right really up to the game. I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you they did at the at the onset
Speaker 1: of bowling basket, I was not happy with it. I
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't like it. But now it has Now
Speaker 1: the brand is growing on me. What's Target's gooding gathered? Yes?
Speaker 1: What is it with the ans? The sand? They must
Speaker 1: I've done some market research and found that two named
Speaker 1: things work. The and you know makes people buy it.
Speaker 1: That's why we're Scottie and Andrew.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh you go first, just kidding, that's not that shoe. Well,
Speaker 2: I think we normally we normally have no I know,
Speaker 2: but Brooklyn boys, the joke is scary and brody or
Speaker 2: brody and scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I can't fill it that much with
Speaker 1: milk because I'm almost.
Speaker 2: This is insane. I I physically don't know how I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get one with milk. It's really hard, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is scott I can't rate this properly.
Speaker 1: Here's how you do it. Look yet one on the spoon.
Speaker 1: I didn't get a little milk in it. Oh he's delicious.
Speaker 1: Em I can't, I can't do it. You gotta do
Speaker 1: it for you. Yeah, can you please spoon me? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thanks great. Also it absorbs the milk. That's really good.
Speaker 1: That's just as good as Kellogg's or anything else. Mmm,
Speaker 1: really really good. Wow, four balls, I'm gonna doyad pretty
Speaker 1: damn good. Right, I'm gonna give us four balls in
Speaker 1: a spoon. It's wonderful. M don't automatically discount store brands. No,
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're just as good or even better as name
Speaker 1: brand and they are generally at least half the price
Speaker 1: of a name brand box. A serial Like if this
Speaker 1: was Kellogg's frosted treaded wheat, this would easily be a
Speaker 1: five dollar box. I paid a dollar ninety nine for this.
Speaker 1: I like the way you just said.
Speaker 2: That sounded like you were like on a Today Show
Speaker 2: segment and they were like, and now live to our
Speaker 2: cereal correspondence Scotti be and Andrew, and you were like,
Speaker 2: don't discount, don't discount the store brands.
Speaker 1: Today we have bowl and basket.
Speaker 2: This is a Shopwright brand, and this is about five
Speaker 2: dollars cheaper than your name brands.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what we should be doing. When they need
Speaker 1: cereal experts for things, they should become to the Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: I don't listen, I don't disagree. We have a fun
Speaker 2: time with it. Should we take a break now or
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I forgot we do those? But we we
Speaker 2: still okay back right after this and when we're back,
Speaker 2: so Josh still is not here to review the new cereal.
Speaker 2: So we well, you said five minutes and that was
Speaker 2: oh wow, or fourteen minutes in right now, that's fine.
Speaker 1: I still do have one more because we were going
Speaker 1: to do three and then I threw this the chocolate.
Speaker 1: I threw the candy in, So let's do the other
Speaker 1: cereal that we're gonna do right now. I'm very happy.
Speaker 1: This has been a good comeback episode for me. We've
Speaker 1: done a few bagged cereals before. And I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about Multomele, who, by the way, I've been in contact
Speaker 1: with and they're gonna start sending us some stuff because
Speaker 1: they came out with the new maple bacon cereal. They
Speaker 1: came out Bacon Andrew. If you remember back in the day,
Speaker 1: like two years ago or three years it was one
Speaker 1: of our first episodes that we did. Post had the
Speaker 1: maple bacon and then they had whatever the other one was. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who makes maultimeal? Oh uh okay, General Mills. Dude,
Speaker 1: this podcasts been happening for almost four years. Post makes Multimeal.
Speaker 1: All right, please get it together, get it together? He said, Wow,
Speaker 1: so we've had Arrowhead Mills before. This is gonna be
Speaker 1: really really just bland bunny food. This is bunny food
Speaker 1: or even bunny like the stuff you put down they
Speaker 1: poop on, same thing. So this is whatever it is,
Speaker 1: Arrowhead Mills, puffed rice, so this is just really plain,
Speaker 1: really generic. My mom each their kmmut. We've talked about that, yeah, kamut. Right,
Speaker 1: we had we had the puffed the other one the corn,
Speaker 1: and I like that, yeah, because it was like popcorn
Speaker 1: it a ball. Yeah, I don't want to really tear this.
Speaker 2: Where are you gonna put all the cereal? After we
Speaker 2: have it?
Speaker 1: Now? This is a really good question because it's starting
Speaker 1: to build up around the studio. Honestly, your studio already.
Speaker 2: I have to say, it's like it's been lived in
Speaker 2: and it's only been two weeks.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff around. I think you just start putting it
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. I just let people eat it.
Speaker 2: Yep, but even the kitchen is nice and clean, I know,
Speaker 2: but it'll go somebody will take it, and then we'll
Speaker 2: be like those guys where it's like, oh, Scotty Van
Speaker 2: Andrew must have done another episode of cereal kill Less.
Speaker 1: Here's some new cereals for us to try. What's there today?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a fun thing. Okay, well we'll have to
Speaker 2: do that. But then, but then, and then this becomes
Speaker 2: serial killers h Q. That's headquarters for short.
Speaker 1: Well it's always been. Does the does the company have
Speaker 1: to supply milk? Then? I wish we could just go down.
Speaker 1: Don't they have it on five? I don't know, I
Speaker 1: haven't I haven't checked the fridge situation just yet.
Speaker 2: Oh why do you eat a dry because there was
Speaker 2: one that fell and I couldn't resist.
Speaker 1: So this is gonna be uh so it's puffed rice.
Speaker 1: I mean that's rice crispies, really, but this is not
Speaker 1: rife rice crispies at all. Do you usually give some
Speaker 1: a cereal like this to a baby? No, because a
Speaker 1: baby will choke on this on this yeah, okay, well
Speaker 1: they have to be they have to be a toddler. Ready,
Speaker 1: it's already soggy. I know, it just tastes like a
Speaker 1: broken up rice cake with milk. That's really what it is.
Speaker 1: Literally that there's a rice cake. I like rice cakes. No,
Speaker 1: I wish there was a little more flavored. No no, no, no, no, no, no, nope.
Speaker 2: Well I'm gonna give it to bowls because it is
Speaker 2: very underwhelming and I don't really like it.
Speaker 1: Like my homeg teacher, Missus Nolan once said, uh huh,
Speaker 1: stop talking in that sing song voice. Well you could doll.
Speaker 1: Missus Nelson was dead Nolan.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm sure she would have said, Andrew, your
Speaker 2: voice is beautiful.
Speaker 1: No, because when I would talk back to her, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, no, I'm not doing it today.
Speaker 2: You would be that student, you would be This is
Speaker 2: the one that has the sugar smacks, sugar smacks without flavor.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is who makes them sugar smacks. You were
Speaker 1: so close. They haven't been called sugar smacks since the eighties.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, it's the one with the frog and the
Speaker 2: one with the bear smacks gold the golden crisp, golden
Speaker 2: crisp and smacks. Yeah, m both of them, except without
Speaker 2: any flavor. The bear and the you know, he's a badger.
Speaker 2: What he's a badger.
Speaker 1: Sugar Bear is not a badger. Sugar Bear is a bear.
Speaker 1: It's in his name. He's not from Wisconsin. Good Bear
Speaker 1: is a bear. It's in his name. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: you know sports. Yes, the Badgers are from Wisconsin. I
Speaker 1: literally don't know what you're talking about. The Badgers of
Speaker 1: the Wisconsin football team called the college football team. A
Speaker 1: lot's changed in the two weeks I haven't recorded with
Speaker 1: your parents. We were talking about Daniel and I were
Speaker 1: talking about all the bulls that there were over the holidays. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'll show your secret code word with Nate. Yeah what
Speaker 1: Andy is a dick? Yes? Yeah, so you listened, good
Speaker 1: good good man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I knew you were waiting to say good boy. So
Speaker 2: we knew it was just on the tip of your tongue. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: Josh is not gonna make again.
Speaker 1: No, it's okay. You got to get rolling. I got
Speaker 1: stuff to Oh there is no okay ready, I know
Speaker 1: he's not here. I just want don't want you to
Speaker 1: touch my things. Oh, I give by the way, I
Speaker 1: gave puff Rice three bulls. I do like it, but
Speaker 1: it's very bland. Your coat is what I'm not telling you. Well,
Speaker 1: then I'm just gonna do what like a little kid
Speaker 1: does to their parents. Hey do you want Hey, you
Speaker 1: just broke into my phone?
Speaker 2: You know my god child Tiana she does that. I
Speaker 2: know she'll like hold the phone up to your face
Speaker 2: and be like I want in. Both Cooper and Ashley
Speaker 2: used to hold my finger and they go, oh.
Speaker 1: Hey, daddy.
Speaker 2: I was thinking like, oh, it's so cute that they
Speaker 2: do that, and then I realized it's to unlock your phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's me clicking the volume water. Hey, it's okay.
Speaker 1: If you can't come in, we're just gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and eat. Yeah, we're gonna eat. We're just gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and eat.
Speaker 2: What do you mean where are you to tell me?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, you said you were gonna come down
Speaker 1: in five minutes. That was ten minutes ago, and we've
Speaker 1: just been sitting here waiting for you. All right, we're
Speaker 1: just gonna eat it. No, come now, come now? Can
Speaker 1: you come now? Please? Alright, great, Come now, we'll come
Speaker 1: to Scotty's. Bye bye. What is it? He said he
Speaker 1: was coming in five minutes, right, He's like, I'm busy
Speaker 1: loading seacrest. I'll be there in five minutes. Is that
Speaker 1: not what he said? No? No, I heard that. This
Speaker 1: is why I get stressed out in hell? Ex, do
Speaker 1: you know what I started doing.
Speaker 2: I take very heavy, deep breaths in the morning, Okay,
Speaker 2: like I take three big breaths, and I gotta tell.
Speaker 1: You it wakes you up? Is that? What does it? Breathing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's proven you need it to live. Okay, yes,
Speaker 2: but also like taking a couple quick in.
Speaker 1: What are you doing that doesn't belong there? Okay? Is
Speaker 1: he coming right? He's gonna have to share your mic Hey,
Speaker 1: Josh Gosh, I'm sorry for you, Sorry for the misunderstanding,
Speaker 1: but you said you were gonna come in five minutes.
Speaker 1: But that's okay. If you're eating string cheese, what do
Speaker 1: you guys want? So listen. So there's a great new
Speaker 1: cereal and I thought of you and Andrew when I
Speaker 1: saw it. I've mentioned it to Andrew and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you probably forgot all about it. Post makes it and
Speaker 1: it's celebrating a big anniversary that you guys are really into.
Speaker 1: It's Disney. Okay, look at that. Oh wow, Mickey Mouse
Speaker 1: Clubs Mickey Mouse Club Disney one hundred years of wonder
Speaker 1: from post. There's all kinds of pictures and and and
Speaker 1: fun things on it. He's the leader of the band
Speaker 1: You and me am I c K E Y m
Speaker 1: O U s E.
Speaker 3: So what it says naturally flavored confetti cake.
Speaker 1: What is what? Well, that's Andrew's flavor that he hates that.
Speaker 1: He says like, it's not a flavor. His birthday cake
Speaker 1: doesn't exist. It does.
Speaker 2: Its birthday cake exists, but the flavor birthday cake doesn't
Speaker 2: actually exist. That's not a real thing. Birthday cake can
Speaker 2: be any flavor. This is just vanilla. They should just
Speaker 2: call it vanilla birthday cake.
Speaker 1: What does this look like? It's trying to replicate? It
Speaker 1: looks like what is that? Is this kicks? I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't know much about cereal. I mean, it's just
Speaker 1: it's it's just your generic balls. I mean there's plenty
Speaker 1: of I mean there's there's cocoa puffs and tricks. They
Speaker 1: all are balls like that. But sure it's it's bigger
Speaker 1: than tricks though. You know what, then what we'll see
Speaker 1: in a moment that's that may not be to what
Speaker 1: you can just don't rip it, you know what. This
Speaker 1: is going to probably be similar to well you can
Speaker 1: get them in ball form or fruit form that you
Speaker 1: could still see them both ways. But you know what,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be very similar to Andrew that Post
Speaker 1: also made. Can I finish bubble gum smelling? Do you
Speaker 1: remember it smells like that's purpose? Yes, that's exactly what
Speaker 1: do you remember Tim Horton's tim Bits cereal. We loved
Speaker 1: the chocolate ones and they also had the confetti ones,
Speaker 1: So these are very similar, probably exactly the same because
Speaker 1: Post also made that, so I bet this is going
Speaker 1: to be and those were also only available in Canada.
Speaker 2: This is literally kicks with sprinkles.
Speaker 1: Just because the looks they are kid tested. No, don't
Speaker 1: look at those things is disgusting.
Speaker 3: You guys eat this every episode this much.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have one spoonful here go, Josh. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you know our rating system? It's some bowl thing.
Speaker 1: Just say whether you like it or not, you're ready.
Speaker 1: How many bulls out of how many five balls? So
Speaker 1: a bowl is like a full star, a spoon is
Speaker 1: like a half a star. That's that's what happens. We
Speaker 1: can't do dishes. How many cups are great? M right?
Speaker 1: I take back my quoter for them. M see, I
Speaker 1: should be rating this exactly the same as what I
Speaker 1: gave the Timbits one because it is very very close.
Speaker 1: I'm giving this four balls, Andrew.
Speaker 3: They're light like kicks too, right.
Speaker 1: Very good? You know what, You're gonna be the next
Speaker 1: guest host when Andrew's too busy to come here. You're in.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like your descriptive words. To use
Speaker 1: my words. You do like him? Right? Uh? Andrew? What's up?
Speaker 1: What do you give it? Hey? Andrew? What's up? I
Speaker 1: give this? I'm going to give this five balls too, Okay,
Speaker 1: you mean five balls also or as well? Because five
Speaker 1: balls and then two could be the number. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that meant five balls as well?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know how to use my words apparently, Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm going to give this five balls.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I don't want to call you guys out, but you
Speaker 3: rated without even tasting the milk. Isn't that part of
Speaker 3: the rating system?
Speaker 1: No, we do know. It's the cereal. We do like
Speaker 1: drinking the milk after the fact that that does not,
Speaker 1: you know, affect the rating, because I think it makes
Speaker 1: the milk kind of gros Well, that don't worry about
Speaker 1: the milk. Okay, we don't do the after milks. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: the after milk CINM crunch. I love how that makes
Speaker 1: the milk. Yes, you know, and that adds to and
Speaker 1: there are places that it, there are places that have
Speaker 1: bottled it. What are you giving it there, Josh, you
Speaker 1: may that's a spoon.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll do three bowls in a spoon out of five.
Speaker 1: Out of five. Okay, that's a harsh. That is not harsh.
Speaker 1: That is not harsh.
Speaker 2: I find that to be a little harsh. It's I
Speaker 2: it has such a good take, like you I could eat.
Speaker 2: I could demolish a whole box of that easily.
Speaker 1: I wonder if this is available at the Disney parks?
Speaker 1: Would you think? Probably not.
Speaker 2: I don't think they sell Cereal at Disney parks, but
Speaker 2: I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: This is the one hundredth anniversary limited edition Cereal.
Speaker 3: I know they do sell a lot of like if
Speaker 3: they have that Goofy Candy shop, and I feel like
Speaker 3: that would be where they would sell it because they
Speaker 3: have all sorts of well then again the bill mix
Speaker 3: and then again they post really they just licensed the name,
Speaker 3: I mean so that that would mean that Disney would
Speaker 3: have to sell every single product that their name is
Speaker 3: licensed to, and so it wouldn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Questions he's the expert.
Speaker 3: Does Disney now have multiple cereals out and will they
Speaker 3: go to Post only or do they have a contract
Speaker 3: with Posts or will they go to General Mills or
Speaker 3: will they How does that all work?
Speaker 1: It's a really good question because when they had the
Speaker 1: Light Year cereal, that was Kellogg's. But that's is Disney
Speaker 1: pix are still the same thing or it is? So
Speaker 1: the movie company is probably one that licensed it to Kellogg's,
Speaker 1: where in this case, Disney proper is probably one that
Speaker 1: licensed it to Post. So that's a great question. But
Speaker 1: down the road you probably could see other Disney cereals
Speaker 1: with other cereal brands. Currently Post is the one that's
Speaker 1: doing it, gotcha. So yeah, over the years, there have
Speaker 1: been other Disney cereals and Kellogg's has made them. I
Speaker 1: don't know if General Mills ever had one, but definitely
Speaker 1: posting Kellogg's. What is the who?
Speaker 3: What's what cereal brand has the largest market share? What company?
Speaker 1: I mean, right off the top of my head, I'm
Speaker 1: going to say Kelloggs, And I think that's kind of
Speaker 1: a no brainer. Really, I would go with Kellogg's, then
Speaker 1: General Mills, and then Post. I could be wrong. Quaker
Speaker 1: is in there somewhere too. So those are the four
Speaker 1: big ones. Those are the four big easts. Are they're
Speaker 1: like craft ones? Of course? Oh my god, there's hundreds
Speaker 1: of them. Disgusting Barbara, yeah, Barbara there, yeah, no, there's
Speaker 1: There are dozens, if not hundreds of little cereal brands,
Speaker 1: absolutely for sure, and we've done them all. For the
Speaker 1: most part. Most of the non name brand ones are
Speaker 1: not that great. It's for some reason, like the commercially
Speaker 1: available ones are rate higher for us.
Speaker 3: But you have a favorite brand, like you're loyal to
Speaker 3: Post or Kill.
Speaker 1: I'm not loyal, but I do find that I like
Speaker 1: the General Mill cereals the best. You know, they are
Speaker 1: your Lucky Charms and your Cocoa puffs and your Cinnamono's crunch.
Speaker 1: It's all General Mills, and you know they have a
Speaker 1: lot of the classics. So well, thanks for stopping by there.
Speaker 1: I like being interrogated. I learned so much. Nah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I could be just totally talking out of my ass,
Speaker 1: but it sounded.
Speaker 3: Good, right, sounds like I'm a better co host Than Andrew.
Speaker 1: I think you are I like cereal anyway.
Speaker 2: Wait you have to say clink, yeah, old, no, we
Speaker 2: don't no, sorry, we don't clink in this one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like we waited, like two hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty something episodes. We've seen you walk past the door
Speaker 2: line and said, oh Josh, you come in and you
Speaker 2: have it here you are.
Speaker 1: This is like it's a and I'm not allowed to
Speaker 1: say clean no, no, that's bull chat. Yeah. This when
Speaker 1: we say that's on Wednesday. This when we say crunch. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: to see all the ratings. Thank you for listening. Hopefully
Speaker 2: I'll be back more.
Speaker 1: I mean hopefully we'll be back more. This is your podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we'll talk about that later.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see you Wednesday. One way or another
Speaker 1: with an all new ball chat. Andrew could be here,
Speaker 1: he might not be. I probably will until we see
Speaker 1: you again. Say crunch, guys, Crush, wasn't that cool? The
Speaker 1: best time? Right? He's just leaving. He's not saying anything.
Speaker 1: Okay bye, soa