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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it. Garrett has come up

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Speaker 1: with another phone tap. He does a great job every time.

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Speaker 1: Let's see what he yesterday, Garrett.

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Speaker 2: Now, Heather wants to play a phone tap on her

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Speaker 2: boyfriend Ray. Now, the couple live in a small apartment already,

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Speaker 2: and they have a few cats, a couple of dogs,

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Speaker 2: and I think even a turtle. So Heather thought now

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Speaker 2: would be a fun time for me to call Ray

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Speaker 2: to let him know another animal is coming into a

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Speaker 2: small apartment.

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Speaker 1: Yes, all right, let's see what happens in Garrett phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, Yes, is this Ray?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 2: Yes, my name is Christian of his name. We have

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Speaker 2: a lovely bird delivery that we love to set up

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Speaker 2: with you for later on this afternoon.

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Speaker 3: I already I put it on the survery last time.

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Speaker 3: I know you guys call and everything, but I'm not

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Speaker 3: interested in another bird.

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Speaker 2: Oh, because a young lady came in the other day

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Speaker 2: and signed up for our cockatoo named Sue, who's fine

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Speaker 2: for Heather.

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Speaker 1: She came in to sign up.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, I cannot, we cannot. We already talked

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Speaker 3: it over with her, and I thought I had left

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Speaker 3: the message with you guys like I appreciate it and

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Speaker 3: and everything, but we're at the max. We you cannot

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Speaker 3: accept them more.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 2: Is there anything I could do to convince you to

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Speaker 2: take in this nice cock too?

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Speaker 3: Look, I I came from being a single guy in

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Speaker 3: my two level apartments and having five animals with my girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate what you're doing. Man, it's too much, man,

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Speaker 3: and I hope you understand how much trying to.

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Speaker 1: Under all right, if you if you could just wait

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Speaker 1: one second? Hello, oh yeah, hello, hello Raymonds.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a ray ray Hi.

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Speaker 1: It's Christian over at the A s p c A.

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Speaker 2: And I would like to tell you about our lovely

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Speaker 2: cockatoo named Sue and why it would.

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Speaker 4: Be a play. Are you kidding me right now? Dude?

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Speaker 4: You just told me the things you like just now.

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Speaker 2: Man, Sue was a beautiful white feathered sprinkled with a

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Speaker 2: little bit of yellow.

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Speaker 4: Right on the top of what it sprinkles with. Dude,

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Speaker 4: I'm done, bro, I'm not a venture I'm looking up

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Speaker 4: animals from everywhere. Man. Thank you for what you do,

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Speaker 4: but not today. I'm done. I'm done.

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Speaker 3: I'm up to my ears for damn animals.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 4: Mm hmm, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Raymond, Ray.

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Speaker 4: This is Ray and I know who the hell you are. Man,

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Speaker 4: stop calling me. Man.

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Speaker 1: Hi, it's Christian and I would really like.

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Speaker 4: For you you are stop this. Man.

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Speaker 1: I would really like for you to consider our cockatoon.

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Speaker 4: Because your own cockatool and play you want to man,

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Speaker 4: leave me glows. Dude. First of all, I'm trying to

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Speaker 4: pull out my heart strings for the music in the background.

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Speaker 4: This is the whole You know what you're doing. Please stop.

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Speaker 2: Our one winged parrot is a very heartfelt animal that.

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Speaker 4: We'd love your some. Man. Leave me alone. Man, I'm about.

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Speaker 1: He's red, white and blue.

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Speaker 4: You can't have it in my house.

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Speaker 1: Man, are you calling mister Lincoln? He's a great American.

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Speaker 4: This is harassment right now, dude, Hello, hello Ray, Babe?

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Speaker 4: What's fun?

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 3: Babe? I have this guy harassing me to take another

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Speaker 3: damn animal into.

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Speaker 4: The house that day. What the hell were you think?

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Speaker 3: I'm going to take a shower and there's the dogs,

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Speaker 3: and then I'm thinking there's gonna be turtles coming out

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Speaker 3: of toilet.

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Speaker 4: I don't live on Noah's art. This is not animal Farm.

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Speaker 3: No, hey right, what's this?

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Speaker 1: My name is Gara from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,

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Speaker 1: And you got phone?

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Samn no cockatoos, I'm about to

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Speaker 4: have him aneurysm. I'm sweating my ass off. I have

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Speaker 4: to park my car.

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Speaker 3: I'm checking.

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Speaker 1: Table was pre recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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Speaker 3: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 3: the Morning Show