Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: kitchen table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy
Speaker 1: to have a scapegoat. And now join my bad Larry,
Speaker 1: Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.
Speaker 1: Here's Dan Patrick, Oh, back from Vegas and it's time
Speaker 1: to pay up on some bets. Now, let me let
Speaker 1: me set the scene here. We got Shayan Irving, we
Speaker 1: got Ray, we got Marvin, we got Dylan. We have
Speaker 1: Dylan from a tattoo parlor. It's called Evolution and that's
Speaker 1: located in New Haven, Connecticut. Evolution Tattoo came in and
Speaker 1: Dylan is getting a tattoo because Dylan lost the bet.
Speaker 1: With the number of bets that were placed in the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl, do you have the exact wording on.
Speaker 2: This ree units lost? Danny and mathematically I was behind
Speaker 2: by probability.
Speaker 1: Wise, Yeah, you had quite a few over thirty five
Speaker 1: bets thirty eight.
Speaker 3: And I smoked him. I smoked him. I smoked him.
Speaker 1: Danny all right like a blunt Yes, Ray, Yes, Ray, Yes.
Speaker 4: So Dylan had six bets, Shay had thirty eight.
Speaker 1: Bets, okay, And what was the end up when it
Speaker 1: was the end result?
Speaker 3: Oh well, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4: Shay won ten units and Dylan lost four.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, five, I'm sorry he smoked him. Now
Speaker 1: we came up with the loser was going to get
Speaker 1: a Riba McIntyre tattoo. She sang the anthem We met
Speaker 1: her boyfriend, Rex Lynn the actor, And then did you
Speaker 1: reach out to him to get RIBA's signature? Yes? I did.
Speaker 4: And funny story behind that is so the day after
Speaker 4: one of Reba's biggest, I would say, biggest performances of
Speaker 4: her life, he told me that he was talking to
Speaker 4: Riba about Dylan getting the tattoo. The first thing they
Speaker 4: talked about in the morning was Dylan getting a tattoo.
Speaker 1: Okay. So, by the way, the over under was a
Speaker 1: ninety and a half and the tattoo is going to
Speaker 1: be is it riba ninety point five? Is that what
Speaker 1: they're both going with.
Speaker 4: I think Dylan's just getting the signature. I think Shay
Speaker 4: will get the ninety and a half.
Speaker 1: I'm a purist.
Speaker 3: Then okay, so I'm eccentric, Danny.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're getting So Dylan is getting his tattoo on
Speaker 1: his back. They're prepping him. They're shaving his back right now.
Speaker 3: It's gonna take an hour.
Speaker 1: Danny. You looking at your body, You're you're Fatrick mahomes.
Speaker 3: The weed whacker to get the rest of that back
Speaker 3: here too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes you are. You're an MV pig.
Speaker 1: And then Shay, you're getting your riba tattoo where either.
Speaker 3: On my thigh or the root cage? I don't know yet, Danny.
Speaker 1: Okay, when when you're going to de sign?
Speaker 3: Probably when I look in the tattoo.
Speaker 1: Okay, well one is you take off your shirt, the
Speaker 1: other you take off your pants.
Speaker 3: I love taking my pants.
Speaker 1: Okay, then the thigh it is, okay, all right, so
Speaker 1: that's uh. We'll run through all the bets. But Dylan
Speaker 1: lost five units last week, Shay won ten. Shay ended
Speaker 1: up plus four on the season, Dylan minus eight.
Speaker 3: Bad.
Speaker 1: Larry lost five units minus twenty five.
Speaker 5: How did I lose five units?
Speaker 3: There we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1: How is he not getting a tattoo?
Speaker 5: Because I said no, one not that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I couldn't convince him to get loser
Speaker 1: across his foreheads. So if you look hard enough, it's
Speaker 1: already there.
Speaker 5: Hold on five units on the coin flip, five units
Speaker 5: on the game that lost. That's even. I had three
Speaker 5: units on three bets. I went two and one, and
Speaker 5: I had one of you four guys or two years
Speaker 5: on four guys to score a touchdown Kelsey CMC scored
Speaker 5: any other three did Larry?
Speaker 4: Let's slid Dan direct the traffic. Okay, we'll get to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm gonna need to You're gonna want
Speaker 1: to chug that. I'm going to be here for a while,
Speaker 1: so I better get something to Yeah, okay, so here
Speaker 1: we go. I see. So, Dylan, do you want to recap?
Speaker 1: You won the coin toss? That's it. I won the
Speaker 1: coin toss. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, we're off to a good start.
Speaker 6: And that was as good as you got. I lost
Speaker 6: that parlay I did, which actually the point total was yeah,
Speaker 6: fascinating topic because yeah, one, if you had it, it
Speaker 6: was forty seven and a half. That was tough, forty seven,
Speaker 6: and then right before kickoff forty six. Yeah, but like that,
Speaker 6: if you had forty six and a half. That's a
Speaker 6: brutal beat.
Speaker 1: Yeah you missed, you missed your parlay Gatorade an octopus
Speaker 1: and George Kettle to be MV pick. Yeah he was not.
Speaker 1: I think he had thirteen yards. Yeah, he was barely
Speaker 1: playing the MV pick. Let me recap, Shay he lost.
Speaker 1: Christian McCaffer MVP Kelsey twenty five receiving yards first half.
Speaker 1: Let me see the ones. You got Purty and mahomes
Speaker 1: over twenty five pass attempts each. You had the Chiefs
Speaker 1: taking the two and a half and Debo rushed numbers
Speaker 1: under sixteen and a half. And then let me turn
Speaker 1: my attention Lee page two a lot more Danny shortest
Speaker 1: td over one and a half score in the final
Speaker 1: two minutes. You said, no result of the first punt
Speaker 1: affair catch total sacks under four and a half first
Speaker 1: interception would be the Niners. Uh, what happens first? The
Speaker 1: Niners first punt score the first points. It was a punt.
Speaker 1: Kyle used check at leasond favorite polock in the world.
Speaker 1: Dan at least one catch? Wait, who's one?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: I the use I lived above a Perogi shop in
Speaker 2: Chicago for several years.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite polock amazing.
Speaker 1: Uh used check over three and a half yards first
Speaker 1: quarter under nine and a half over, ninety point five
Speaker 1: seconds on the anthem. Yeah, she came through, but she
Speaker 1: came through on a technicality. I think, oh no, no sho. Okay,
Speaker 1: she was on her way to the under. But then
Speaker 1: she took nearly twelve seconds to say brave and the brave.
Speaker 3: I loved it.
Speaker 1: When she did that, I went, oh, she's over. I
Speaker 1: love it. Just certified gangster move right there. Yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: the over under no phtal anthem ninety point.
Speaker 3: Five Djen Hall of fame. I liked it.
Speaker 1: I loved it all right. Let's recap bad Larry. He
Speaker 1: had the niners. He had the over under twenty forty
Speaker 1: seven and a half the under.
Speaker 5: No, no, that was forty seven. I was a push stand.
Speaker 5: There's who are you a lot there? Who are your
Speaker 5: stealings on me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm going by what Ray has down here.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I'm stealing from you?
Speaker 5: Okay, go ahead, keep reading. I'm out in front of me.
Speaker 1: Ray. You never do, and then you think that we're
Speaker 1: stealing from it. Ray, explain this, Larry.
Speaker 4: It was forty seven and a half. I have it
Speaker 4: on my sheet. I did not edit the sheet. You
Speaker 4: had forty seven.
Speaker 5: That's fine. I trust Ray you. I trust okay.
Speaker 1: So that that end, that's four units. So you lost
Speaker 1: five units on the niners right, one on a coin flip,
Speaker 1: and then four units the over. You lost three units
Speaker 1: on mahomes passing numbers under you got three units McCaffrey
Speaker 1: longest reception over thirteen and a half and over one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty combine yards one twenty four and a half.
Speaker 1: So you got that McCaffrey anytime score. That's two units,
Speaker 1: and then you lost two on Kelsey anytime score, put checko,
Speaker 1: anytime score, Kittle, anytime score. And that would add up
Speaker 1: to what Ray.
Speaker 4: Larry, that would add up to any ideas minus five units.
Speaker 5: I had minus one, but I had my over under
Speaker 5: the push. Okay, oh now you've got okay, you're right, Ray,
Speaker 5: I trust you. Go ahead.
Speaker 4: Think.
Speaker 5: I know, I know won, I know I won my
Speaker 5: under I mean my over bet in real life, but
Speaker 5: I guess I lost it on a shadow.
Speaker 1: No, No, this is real life.
Speaker 5: The tattoo is.
Speaker 1: Real life, Dan, Yeah, can I hear the tattoo as
Speaker 1: the tattooing started over there, we're underway, Dan, Okay, can
Speaker 1: I get a Can I hear some of that?
Speaker 3: Move the mic? Dylan?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I'm trying not to move because I don't
Speaker 6: want to suck it up.
Speaker 1: Well, do we have an do we have another microphone
Speaker 1: that I can at least hear the tattoo?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Oh I like that getting it done?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I like that. So that's uh Dylan.
Speaker 6: I was hoping I was gonna have to lean over
Speaker 6: any further because it's not exactly a more flattering position.
Speaker 1: So so Dylan is doing Dylan. That's evolution tattoo in
Speaker 1: New Haven, Connecticut. Who came in just so we could
Speaker 1: Dylan does Dylan? Yes, so we could experience that. So
Speaker 1: congratulations to all involved, and uh especially you, uh Shay,
Speaker 1: I guess you're the big winner. Yeah, yeah, congratulations. Never
Speaker 1: thought that the congratulations.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's a long season, man, first things, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: really is that is a long season.
Speaker 3: I think great.
Speaker 1: Can can I just have a microphone on the tattooing
Speaker 1: the entire time that we're on? Is that possible?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 4: Just so yeah, we got a week's going on there.
Speaker 4: It might be a little tough. But I can hold
Speaker 4: the mic up there too if we need to.
Speaker 1: Okay, but if we can get a little sound so
Speaker 1: people can get that experience. Wow, wow, get that then ingenuity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd like for it a little more pronounced here. So well,
Speaker 1: you still have to hear bad Larry, Right, Well, I
Speaker 1: don't have to.
Speaker 3: How does it feel? Feel?
Speaker 1: Which part? Fine? Okay? So it doesn't hurt? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: are you sure I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying very
Speaker 1: hard not to move at all, I know. So that's
Speaker 1: getting a rebait tattooed. She actually does have quite the
Speaker 1: beautiful She does have great penmanship, right, the signature, great, great,
Speaker 1: doing that for decades, recapping some of the stuff in Vegas,
Speaker 1: by the way, Dylan and Ray big losers, And in
Speaker 1: Vegas Tuesday night Shay arrived. Wednesday, you were on your
Speaker 1: best behavior.
Speaker 3: I was a good boy, Danny, and then Thursday night
Speaker 3: she got weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, but then you had a problem with a dealer
Speaker 1: named Tina.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, fucking Tina. What happened, Danny.
Speaker 2: So some people are just mad at their childhood, mad
Speaker 2: at their life. I mean, she was wearing a mask
Speaker 2: as if it was COVID four point zero.
Speaker 1: Well maybe when she saw you here we go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she was mean, Danny mean.
Speaker 1: Well, tell me, were you gambling with other people?
Speaker 3: I was. Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was a table full of people, Dylan Ray, a
Speaker 2: couple of the betties that they brought in.
Speaker 1: And sometimes when you when you're next to somebody who
Speaker 1: does stupid things with their cards, that affects your cards
Speaker 1: big time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very rude, and Tina let everybody know that.
Speaker 2: I told Tina that, chill the hell.
Speaker 1: So there was a degenerate next to you who decided
Speaker 1: to split g we're talking about Virginia, the dude who
Speaker 1: split fives.
Speaker 3: That motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Danny split five with a ten showing, but fives with
Speaker 2: a ten showing didn't sit.
Speaker 1: Well with me. And the dealer was showing a six.
Speaker 1: I think he was worked for the casino. He was
Speaker 1: washing money. He's a cooler. Oh you think so?
Speaker 3: It was bad cooler at a ten dollar table, you
Speaker 3: know how they.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, it's gonna take him a while. And then
Speaker 1: it was really sad to see, is it binions? Is
Speaker 1: that the casina.
Speaker 3: I went back to Binyons.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he goes to Binyons alone and he's by
Speaker 1: himself playing craps. Nothing is sadder in Vegas than seeing
Speaker 1: a grown man by himself, because usually craps is hey hard,
Speaker 1: six man, give me five? Yeah, people are partying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything's great. Right, and then all alone alone, And then
Speaker 1: when Shay left the crabs table, what happened lit up
Speaker 1: the game like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 3: Like I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I went to go play black Jacket and Binion's they
Speaker 2: have these girls. They have them dressed like, you know,
Speaker 2: scantily clad and push up bras and whatnot. Please stick around, right,
Speaker 2: And I'm playing blackjack and this girl is just giving
Speaker 2: me the time of my life. She's just ruining everything
Speaker 2: I know about. And I can't leave because I'm a
Speaker 2: glutton for punishment. And I look over my shoulder after
Speaker 2: I lost my six hand in a row, and the
Speaker 2: craps table that I just left as twelve people around it.
Speaker 2: There's people behind them. They're screaming, they're high fiving, they're yelling,
Speaker 2: we just hit another heart sex, holy shit. And that
Speaker 2: was a table I just donated, you know, two months
Speaker 2: of private school.
Speaker 1: They just gave it to them.
Speaker 3: And now They're all having the best time of their
Speaker 3: life and I'm alone with this.
Speaker 2: You know, man hating woman in a push up braw
Speaker 2: burned a hole through me with a green eyes.
Speaker 1: Dylan, I didn't know how you did gambling. I know
Speaker 1: Tuesday wasn't good, fucking terrible.
Speaker 6: Honestly, Tuesday was the tip of the iceberg. Then I
Speaker 6: just got my lunch eat by blackjack.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: All week, and then we Friday night, after we were
Speaker 6: you know, done with everything, I walked back to the
Speaker 6: Fountain Blue like just fucking lost six hundred dollars at
Speaker 6: the Sahara.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 6: Put one hundred dollars hand down because the minimum for
Speaker 6: fifty at that point.
Speaker 1: Anyways, Oh yeah, if I win, I'm going upstairs.
Speaker 6: And I at least made a hundred bucks back, throw
Speaker 6: a hundred down, get a fourteen hit bust, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: fuck this shit, I'm going upstairs.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I am ready to leave tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I was nervous when I guess it was Wednesday when
Speaker 1: somebody I said, have you seen Shay And they go,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Dylan and Ray went up to his room
Speaker 1: and I go, oh no, no, no.
Speaker 6: No, we're actually you know what it was, there's nothing
Speaker 6: the fairy is going on.
Speaker 1: Did a podcast, Yeah, we did a podcast.
Speaker 3: Podcast.
Speaker 1: You did your podcast, Oh my god, which you could
Speaker 1: argue is worse than whatever you imagine we're doing.
Speaker 3: What's more detrimental.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's turn our attention to this week
Speaker 1: while Dylan gets his Riva McIntire. It's just Riva, Notriva McIntyre. Correct, No,
Speaker 1: I think she signed just Riba Okay, of course. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's tired. Yeah here, Yeah, she's a she's a one
Speaker 1: name artist, you know. Reva and her boyfriend Rex Lynn
Speaker 1: was awesome.
Speaker 3: Gah guy, great guy.
Speaker 1: He's a good dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We just sat there and meet Friday and had the
Speaker 1: trigger and we had a We had a great time.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Ray, Yeah, he went on a tangent about
Speaker 4: he was riding unlike Dylan. He was riding Iowa overs
Speaker 4: all year.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They fucked me every single week. Uh that. So let's
Speaker 1: turn her attention to bets this week post super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I guess we have some golf in college basketball, Shay,
Speaker 1: So I'll start with you.
Speaker 2: I got two units on Can't Pay minus one sixty
Speaker 2: five for the top twenty.
Speaker 1: That's that's Patrick Kent.
Speaker 3: Every time I bet on them, you can't pay.
Speaker 2: Fowler plus three twenty, that's again in the top twenty
Speaker 2: college basketball.
Speaker 3: You all are gonna take me crazy.
Speaker 2: But Pacific plus sixteen against Santa Clara.
Speaker 1: Then they've lost eleven games.
Speaker 2: And the way, I don't care, Okay you Danny, all right,
Speaker 2: Rutgers minus four against Evanston.
Speaker 1: Letting their best player out for the season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, correct, but it's seven, Okay, all right, SMU two
Speaker 2: Lane under one fifty eight and a half. And then
Speaker 2: I'm going back to the old.
Speaker 1: The Jaguars, South Bama laying the two against the Bobcat.
Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter what sport you take.
Speaker 2: South at an affinity to Mobile, Yeah, I love South Bama.
Speaker 2: Anything else, yeah yeah, Minnesota Purdue under one forty seven.
Speaker 2: And then I got some MLB futures. Okay, I got
Speaker 2: Ballmer plus fourteen hundred to win the World Series.
Speaker 1: Okay, Mets plus five thousand.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Larry's gotta be ready to bet on the right.
Speaker 2: If anybody's going to make it a move anyway, Okay,
Speaker 2: Philly plus fifteen hundred, Braves plus four fifty Ale East
Speaker 2: I got Ballmer plus two tenn uh. And then the
Speaker 2: Cardinals to win the central two units plus one forty easy, peasy.
Speaker 1: Okay, Dylan, all right, Dan, uh the Genesis. How's the
Speaker 1: tattoo looking over there? I hope good?
Speaker 6: Okay, but I think we're in good shape. Then, okay,
Speaker 6: I got my guy JT top five plus three six Thomas, Okay, wow.
Speaker 1: Every week Sahita Gala to win plus thirty five hundred.
Speaker 6: I had a strong showing at the disastrous waste management,
Speaker 6: did you guys?
Speaker 3: Awesome?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so awesome it did.
Speaker 6: It was very Woodstock ninety nine sound in the in
Speaker 6: the news articles.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was.
Speaker 3: Imagine being a cope dealer in Phoenix that week.
Speaker 1: I mean just that's that's not where I would have gone.
Speaker 1: Oh right, But Dylan, did you and Ray have a
Speaker 1: bet last year on the who wins the next first major?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Major? First? I had justin Thomas and Ray had
Speaker 1: what more account and more count? Yeah? I still like that. Okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: are you guys have a bet this year?
Speaker 6: Well it's kind of just like a standing bet. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 6: So next one to win a major?
Speaker 1: Uh? And then you said, uh, say the Gala to
Speaker 1: win plus thirty five hundred. And you guys saw him
Speaker 1: at the Travelers in Hartford, Connecticut.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and Ray was like, the nice round today, he
Speaker 6: missed the cut. But how are we to know, Dan,
Speaker 6: We're drinking fifteen beers and eating as many hot dogs.
Speaker 1: As possible, right, anything else?
Speaker 6: Yep, I'm going yes to hole in one of the tournament.
Speaker 6: I usually go no, but I jtu practicing hit a
Speaker 6: hole in one I think earlier today.
Speaker 1: But no, they're playing today, all right? Sorry? Yes, yay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're playing today. So that's plus one for ye.
Speaker 6: And then I've got a little NHL parlay Rangers money
Speaker 6: line against the Habs, the krack and money line against
Speaker 6: the Bruins, an Avage Avalanche money line against the Lightning
Speaker 6: plus six fifteen. And then also I heard a rumor
Speaker 6: that there's a Denver College basketball game.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got to add that, Danny Denver lane
Speaker 2: three and a half, Bang bang.
Speaker 1: Harvard to the west End. I'm going to ride that too.
Speaker 1: You know they suck, but that brings us to bad
Speaker 1: Larry Oh.
Speaker 5: Wow, okay, to your wow what Larry Hockey Ben whatever?
Speaker 5: You guys just bet I couldn't even follow it.
Speaker 1: Hockey.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll follow hockey. You start betting the ice, you
Speaker 5: got to give it up. I'm betting the I'm betting
Speaker 5: the NBA All Star Game.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, are you? And you're giving me a sh I.
Speaker 5: Haven't left my house yet. I have yesterday's newspaper. The
Speaker 5: lines weren't it from yesterday?
Speaker 3: To you?
Speaker 5: As I said, the only guy I trust in that
Speaker 5: on this lead right now?
Speaker 1: Do that every week you go? You know, I don't
Speaker 1: know the lines. And I just got him out of
Speaker 1: the paper all right.
Speaker 5: My bookie didn't even have the player props on Wednesday
Speaker 5: when we had to send him in last week.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're betting on the yesterday's newspaper.
Speaker 5: You're betting on the All Star Game West minus two
Speaker 5: against each okay over three sixty four. And I didn't
Speaker 5: see a line. The paper doesn't have a line for
Speaker 5: the first half over. But I want the first half over. Also,
Speaker 5: four units on the first half over, two units on
Speaker 5: the other two NBA bets. Okay, Ray, I'll trust you
Speaker 5: on whatever line you give me on that first week.
Speaker 1: Stop. Nobody's trying to mess with you. Have you met Ray?
Speaker 1: Why is he the one you trust the most.
Speaker 5: You give me just sent me a picture of somebody
Speaker 5: sent me a picture of Dylan walking across the casino
Speaker 5: floor the first night. You guys are out there, you know,
Speaker 5: like Dylan looking good after fifteen beers or whatever it was.
Speaker 5: I thought it was that guy from a national Lampoon vacation,
Speaker 5: one of the Grizzwolds that out. What was that ouse
Speaker 5: that you were sporting?
Speaker 1: I thought I looked good. Larry, Sorry, Larry, you given fashion,
Speaker 1: But I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if we
Speaker 1: should be doing that.
Speaker 5: Good picture I saw you. None of you guys thought
Speaker 5: Dylan looked weird that first night.
Speaker 4: I'm sure plenty of people did, but not because we
Speaker 4: got a lot of Ron Jeremy comparison.
Speaker 1: Well, sure there is Jeremy.
Speaker 6: I wish, I wish I could say that was the
Speaker 6: first time that I had gotten that comparison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really just the mustache, but it's only Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's only a couple of comparisons there. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: How disappointed?
Speaker 1: Are they the only cool one? If you want the
Speaker 1: comparison to Ron Jeremy, you'd like to have the whole package,
Speaker 1: you know, except.
Speaker 6: You know, unless exchanging prison sentences. Then I think I'm
Speaker 6: getting all right.
Speaker 3: You could be the boss in that bad Larry.
Speaker 1: Do we have anything else?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: One unit on Victor Hovelin this day.
Speaker 1: How about a round of a clue hovey Larry hobby
Speaker 1: Land Larry pronounced it correctly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I got him one unit top twenty and
Speaker 5: one unit top ten.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like Victor Hovelin, Loving Victor. Yeah, he's all right.
Speaker 1: That's uh. I think that's it. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we have anything else over under Caitlin Clark. Do we
Speaker 1: have an over under h Ray?
Speaker 4: No over under on points, but we have how she
Speaker 4: will break the record?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's a three, a two, or a free throw.
Speaker 3: Give me the free throw, give me the free throw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want the free throw? Free throw?
Speaker 5: How many? How many points does she need?
Speaker 1: Eight?
Speaker 5: I'll take I'll take the three?
Speaker 3: Good back.
Speaker 1: What are the odds they have? The odds best odds
Speaker 1: are for three, I think, aren't they?
Speaker 5: Righty?
Speaker 1: That is correct, Okay, I'm gonna take I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: a layup. Probably that's probably the smart bet. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what the smartest bad. I
Speaker 1: mean three, throw plus four fifty lock it in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll match that.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a logo three, logo three.
Speaker 1: Wait, so what if she it's she doesn't get the.
Speaker 4: Line that often, honestly doing research.
Speaker 5: Doesn't take a three. Yeah, her first three shots of
Speaker 5: the game might be three, Larry.
Speaker 1: They want you to think she's gonna take a three.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be driving. She wants you to think she's
Speaker 1: taken three. She's gonna have like a little hesitation dribble
Speaker 1: and then coin and then dart through and then lay
Speaker 1: in and then that's it. I don't know if she'd
Speaker 1: do a euro step. She might, but she did say
Speaker 1: I hope they don't stop the game because I don't
Speaker 1: want us to burn a time out. I thought that
Speaker 1: was pretty good. Yeah, a lot of fun.
Speaker 5: So the best, the best to break the record, right? Eight?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, the three three?
Speaker 5: What am I getting? I am I getting plus eight hundred?
Speaker 3: What? Wait for what?
Speaker 1: No? The opposite, Larry, No, I think that's the favorite.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the favorite is to get a three minus one
Speaker 4: twenty five Still pretty good odds though, eight hundred insane?
Speaker 1: What the fuck isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5: It's like, what does she shoots?
Speaker 1: Gambler? No, she shoots better than twenty five from three.
Speaker 1: I think she shoots like forty, doesn't she's close to forty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's good. She shoots forty seven overall. I think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that, Larry.
Speaker 5: I'm saying, I'll stay. I'll stay with the three. Yeah,
Speaker 5: she's gonna just cancel that all together.
Speaker 1: But you want to take a free throw, Larry. Now
Speaker 1: we've talked to this.
Speaker 4: She's shooting thirty nine percent from three.
Speaker 1: Wow, are you comfortable? Larry?
Speaker 5: I'm saying with the three, Okay, good one unit.
Speaker 1: Uh, Dylan has done it. D Yeah, it's tonight at
Speaker 1: seven point thirty on Peacock. Dylan from a Evolution tattoo
Speaker 1: in New Haven is killing it. We want to thank
Speaker 1: them for coming in short notice. Ray Ray was calling
Speaker 1: around see if we could get somebody to come in,
Speaker 1: and uh, boy, you imagine your tattoo artist and you
Speaker 1: walk in and you go, Okay, who am I tattooing?
Speaker 1: And then Dylan goes, you're tattooing, and then Shay goes,
Speaker 1: and then I want a tattoo on my inner thigh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it only gets worse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, uh so we'll put this out on social media,
Speaker 1: but you'll be able to see Dylan get his tattoo
Speaker 1: and then Shaye getting his. Now are you going to
Speaker 1: do on your ribcage or your thought?
Speaker 3: I don't know you, Danny. I'm gonna fus.
Speaker 1: You're in the on deck circle.
Speaker 3: Oh my thought. I got the other thigh done. I
Speaker 3: figure you get the other one.
Speaker 1: Get some action, you know, some action? Yeah, I need
Speaker 1: to I need to leave right after this.
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 1: Shay started talking about getting a Prince Albert too. While
Speaker 1: yeah we're done. Well he likes it in the can. Hey, okay,
Speaker 1: bad Larry, thank you, and uh I hope I gotta.
Speaker 5: Run my life. Just sent me a shopping list.
Speaker 1: Business, Oh, Larry, go go of course.
Speaker 5: I got a Cola Corona and Corona Light is on
Speaker 5: the list, and I know like a plenty of but
Speaker 5: can so we're good.
Speaker 1: I got Larry. That's bad Larry, bad Larry. It's a
Speaker 1: shopping list, as if it's like an emergency. I gotta
Speaker 1: go right now. Yeah, he's gonna take him all day
Speaker 1: to find the ship.
Speaker 4: Ye I was gonna say, what are the odds that
Speaker 4: he brings everything back on that list.
Speaker 3: What's three thousand?
Speaker 1: I got peanut butter? All right, So Dylan is almost
Speaker 1: done with his tattoo, and then it'll be Shay's a turn.
Speaker 1: We'll put that up on social media. By thanks to
Speaker 1: Marvin who has to listen to this ship every week.
Speaker 1: Also Ray who produces this or at least a reasonable
Speaker 1: fact simile, and and uh weeks our camera guy has
Speaker 1: to watch shooting down my cleavage for the last cleavage
Speaker 1: you do? You you do got a lot of clear Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty hot? Yeah yeah, pretty hot. I make it work
Speaker 1: from from this angle. It's good. Yeah, pretty hot. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Marvin hasn't turned around once yeah, you know, and with
Speaker 1: good reasons. Okay, once again, our thanks to Evolution Tattoo
Speaker 1: in New Haven, Connecticut and Dylan their tattoo artists who
Speaker 1: came in probably against better wishes. Uh, but thank you
Speaker 1: guys for coming in. And uh, we'll talk to you
Speaker 1: next week on Dan Patrick. Oh no, we're off next week.
Speaker 1: What yeah, yeah, we need to take a break, our
Speaker 1: break from everybody from each other. Yeah, the show is
Speaker 1: on vacation next week. We were just all together for
Speaker 1: a week. Well, we've been together for quite some time.
Speaker 1: We need a little break. Yeah, I have seeing the
Speaker 1: chicken cutlets that are hanging off of Dylan's chess Wow,
Speaker 1: blocks of marble Mark. We're going to be off next
Speaker 1: week Shye and Irving podcast. Are you doing Shae and
Speaker 1: Irving podcast? Okay, so maybe wherever you get your podcasts
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving and uh, we'll talk to you not
Speaker 1: next week but the week after that. Thank you.