WEBVTT - Episode 106: Fatrick Mahomes 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.880 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.959 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.399 kitchen table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.040 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:21.079 without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:24.200 to have a scapegoat. And now join my bad Larry, 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.880 Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:32.560 Here's Dan Patrick, Oh, back from Vegas and it's time 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:36.879 to pay up on some bets. Now, let me let 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:39.239 me set the scene here. We got Shayan Irving, we 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:43.320 got Ray, we got Marvin, we got Dylan. We have 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:47.560 Dylan from a tattoo parlor. It's called Evolution and that's 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:51.520 located in New Haven, Connecticut. Evolution Tattoo came in and 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.720 Dylan is getting a tattoo because Dylan lost the bet. 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:59.200 With the number of bets that were placed in the 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.760 Super Bowl, do you have the exact wording on. 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:05.120 This ree units lost? Danny and mathematically I was behind 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:08.360 by probability. 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:11.080 Wise, Yeah, you had quite a few over thirty five 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:12.080 bets thirty eight. 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:14.160 And I smoked him. I smoked him. I smoked him. 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:17.840 Danny all right like a blunt Yes, Ray, Yes, Ray, Yes. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.639 So Dylan had six bets, Shay had thirty eight. 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:24.720 Bets, okay, And what was the end up when it 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:25.560 was the end result? 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:27.559 Oh well, yeah, go ahead. 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:31.199 Shay won ten units and Dylan lost four. 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:35.600 Oh my god, five, I'm sorry he smoked him. Now 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:38.280 we came up with the loser was going to get 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:42.200 a Riba McIntyre tattoo. She sang the anthem We met 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:46.120 her boyfriend, Rex Lynn the actor, And then did you 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:50.720 reach out to him to get RIBA's signature? Yes? I did. 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:54.840 And funny story behind that is so the day after 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:57.840 one of Reba's biggest, I would say, biggest performances of 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:00.320 her life, he told me that he was talking to 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:03.240 Riba about Dylan getting the tattoo. The first thing they 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:07.480 talked about in the morning was Dylan getting a tattoo. 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:12.680 Okay. So, by the way, the over under was a 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:16.720 ninety and a half and the tattoo is going to 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:22.120 be is it riba ninety point five? Is that what 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:23.079 they're both going with. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:27.560 I think Dylan's just getting the signature. I think Shay 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:28.839 will get the ninety and a half. 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:29.640 I'm a purist. 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:32.680 Then okay, so I'm eccentric, Danny. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.640 Okay, you're getting So Dylan is getting his tattoo on 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:41.080 his back. They're prepping him. They're shaving his back right now. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:42.000 It's gonna take an hour. 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:48.160 Danny. You looking at your body, You're you're Fatrick mahomes. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.079 The weed whacker to get the rest of that back 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:51.720 here too. 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:55.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes you are. You're an MV pig. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:03:00.720 And then Shay, you're getting your riba tattoo where either. 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:03.079 On my thigh or the root cage? I don't know yet, Danny. 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:05.440 Okay, when when you're going to de sign? 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:08.040 Probably when I look in the tattoo. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.960 Okay, well one is you take off your shirt, the 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:11.160 other you take off your pants. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:12.200 I love taking my pants. 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:15.920 Okay, then the thigh it is, okay, all right, so 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.720 that's uh. We'll run through all the bets. But Dylan 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:22.760 lost five units last week, Shay won ten. Shay ended 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:26.040 up plus four on the season, Dylan minus eight. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:26.399 Bad. 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:30.440 Larry lost five units minus twenty five. 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:33.640 How did I lose five units? 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:35.000 There we go, Here we go. 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:36.640 How is he not getting a tattoo? 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:40.480 Because I said no, one not that. 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:43.960 Yeah, you know, I couldn't convince him to get loser 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:47.280 across his foreheads. So if you look hard enough, it's 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:47.800 already there. 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:54.920 Hold on five units on the coin flip, five units 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.960 on the game that lost. That's even. I had three 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:00.560 units on three bets. I went two and one, and 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:03.000 I had one of you four guys or two years 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:08.280 on four guys to score a touchdown Kelsey CMC scored 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:09.800 any other three did Larry? 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.400 Let's slid Dan direct the traffic. Okay, we'll get to you. 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:16.920 Okay, all right, I'm gonna need to You're gonna want 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.159 to chug that. I'm going to be here for a while, 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:26.800 so I better get something to Yeah, okay, so here 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:30.760 we go. I see. So, Dylan, do you want to recap? 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:33.400 You won the coin toss? That's it. I won the 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:36.000 coin toss. Yeah. 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.480 I was like, oh, we're off to a good start. 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.360 And that was as good as you got. I lost 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:46.640 that parlay I did, which actually the point total was yeah, 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:50.920 fascinating topic because yeah, one, if you had it, it 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:54.000 was forty seven and a half. That was tough, forty seven, 0:04:54.120 --> 0:05:01.280 and then right before kickoff forty six. Yeah, but like that, 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:03.839 if you had forty six and a half. That's a 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:04.560 brutal beat. 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:10.400 Yeah you missed, you missed your parlay Gatorade an octopus 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:12.760 and George Kettle to be MV pick. Yeah he was not. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.880 I think he had thirteen yards. Yeah, he was barely 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:22.240 playing the MV pick. Let me recap, Shay he lost. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:27.880 Christian McCaffer MVP Kelsey twenty five receiving yards first half. 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:31.240 Let me see the ones. You got Purty and mahomes 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:35.120 over twenty five pass attempts each. You had the Chiefs 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:38.640 taking the two and a half and Debo rushed numbers 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:41.720 under sixteen and a half. And then let me turn 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:45.560 my attention Lee page two a lot more Danny shortest 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:50.200 td over one and a half score in the final 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:54.159 two minutes. You said, no result of the first punt 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:59.400 affair catch total sacks under four and a half first 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:04.080 interception would be the Niners. Uh, what happens first? The 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:08.560 Niners first punt score the first points. It was a punt. 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:13.320 Kyle used check at leasond favorite polock in the world. 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:16.080 Dan at least one catch? Wait, who's one? 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:17.080 Dude? 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.520 I the use I lived above a Perogi shop in 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:21.000 Chicago for several years. 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:23.200 It's my favorite polock amazing. 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:26.320 Uh used check over three and a half yards first 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:30.479 quarter under nine and a half over, ninety point five 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:35.120 seconds on the anthem. Yeah, she came through, but she 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:40.080 came through on a technicality. I think, oh no, no sho. Okay, 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:43.400 she was on her way to the under. But then 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:50.200 she took nearly twelve seconds to say brave and the brave. 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:51.440 I loved it. 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:54.880 When she did that, I went, oh, she's over. I 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:58.480 love it. Just certified gangster move right there. Yep, yeah, 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:01.599 the over under no phtal anthem ninety point. 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:03.640 Five Djen Hall of fame. I liked it. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:07.200 I loved it all right. Let's recap bad Larry. He 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:11.520 had the niners. He had the over under twenty forty 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:14.480 seven and a half the under. 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.480 No, no, that was forty seven. I was a push stand. 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:18.200 There's who are you a lot there? Who are your 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:18.880 stealings on me? 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:19.240 No? 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:22.240 I'm not. I'm going by what Ray has down here. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.200 Why do you think I'm stealing from you? 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.640 Okay, go ahead, keep reading. I'm out in front of me. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:30.960 Ray. You never do, and then you think that we're 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:33.160 stealing from it. Ray, explain this, Larry. 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:34.800 It was forty seven and a half. I have it 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:36.880 on my sheet. I did not edit the sheet. You 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:37.560 had forty seven. 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:40.680 That's fine. I trust Ray you. I trust okay. 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:47.200 So that that end, that's four units. So you lost 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:51.200 five units on the niners right, one on a coin flip, 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:57.520 and then four units the over. You lost three units 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:03.040 on mahomes passing numbers under you got three units McCaffrey 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:06.440 longest reception over thirteen and a half and over one 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:10.200 hundred and twenty combine yards one twenty four and a half. 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:14.160 So you got that McCaffrey anytime score. That's two units, 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:17.720 and then you lost two on Kelsey anytime score, put checko, 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:21.160 anytime score, Kittle, anytime score. And that would add up 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:22.040 to what Ray. 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:28.280 Larry, that would add up to any ideas minus five units. 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:32.080 I had minus one, but I had my over under 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:35.480 the push. Okay, oh now you've got okay, you're right, Ray, 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:36.600 I trust you. Go ahead. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:36.920 Think. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:39.320 I know, I know won, I know I won my 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:43.200 under I mean my over bet in real life, but 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:44.959 I guess I lost it on a shadow. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:49.360 No, No, this is real life. 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:50.640 The tattoo is. 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:54.600 Real life, Dan, Yeah, can I hear the tattoo as 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:58.920 the tattooing started over there, we're underway, Dan, Okay, can 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:00.960 I get a Can I hear some of that? 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:03.040 Move the mic? Dylan? 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.439 Yeah, well I'm trying not to move because I don't 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:06.120 want to suck it up. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.760 Well, do we have an do we have another microphone 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:11.520 that I can at least hear the tattoo? 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:12.240 Yeah? 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:12.720 Here we go. 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:16.560 Oh I like that getting it done? 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:19.840 Yeah? I like that. So that's uh Dylan. 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:21.520 I was hoping I was gonna have to lean over 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:24.600 any further because it's not exactly a more flattering position. 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:32.400 So so Dylan is doing Dylan. That's evolution tattoo in 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:35.200 New Haven, Connecticut. Who came in just so we could 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:39.560 Dylan does Dylan? Yes, so we could experience that. So 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:46.200 congratulations to all involved, and uh especially you, uh Shay, 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:50.080 I guess you're the big winner. Yeah, yeah, congratulations. Never 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:51.400 thought that the congratulations. 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:52.000 Yeah. 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:55.840 Yeah. That's a long season, man, first things, Yeah, that 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:58.439 really is that is a long season. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:09:59.959 I think great. 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:03.920 Can can I just have a microphone on the tattooing 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:06.680 the entire time that we're on? Is that possible? 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:07.000 Here? 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.800 Just so yeah, we got a week's going on there. 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:12.840 It might be a little tough. But I can hold 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:14.160 the mic up there too if we need to. 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:17.040 Okay, but if we can get a little sound so 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:26.480 people can get that experience. Wow, wow, get that then ingenuity. Yeah, 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:30.600 I'd like for it a little more pronounced here. So well, 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.840 you still have to hear bad Larry, Right, Well, I 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:34.600 don't have to. 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:36.720 How does it feel? Feel? 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:45.640 Which part? Fine? Okay? So it doesn't hurt? No? Okay, 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:50.800 are you sure I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying very 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.560 hard not to move at all, I know. So that's 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:57.000 getting a rebait tattooed. She actually does have quite the 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:00.720 beautiful She does have great penmanship, right, the signature, great, great, 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:04.040 doing that for decades, recapping some of the stuff in Vegas, 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:07.240 by the way, Dylan and Ray big losers, And in 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:12.600 Vegas Tuesday night Shay arrived. Wednesday, you were on your 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:13.360 best behavior. 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:16.560 I was a good boy, Danny, and then Thursday night 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:17.520 she got weird. 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:20.120 Okay, but then you had a problem with a dealer 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:20.760 named Tina. 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:25.080 Oh my god, fucking Tina. What happened, Danny. 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:29.439 So some people are just mad at their childhood, mad 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:32.440 at their life. I mean, she was wearing a mask 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:34.480 as if it was COVID four point zero. 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:37.080 Well maybe when she saw you here we go. 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.760 Yeah, but she was mean, Danny mean. 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:42.440 Well, tell me, were you gambling with other people? 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:43.440 I was. Yeah. 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.800 There was a table full of people, Dylan Ray, a 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:47.440 couple of the betties that they brought in. 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:51.240 And sometimes when you when you're next to somebody who 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:54.680 does stupid things with their cards, that affects your cards 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:55.360 big time. 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:55.680 Yeah. 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:58.439 Yeah, it was very rude, and Tina let everybody know that. 0:11:58.600 --> 0:11:59.920 I told Tina that, chill the hell. 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.560 So there was a degenerate next to you who decided 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:07.160 to split g we're talking about Virginia, the dude who 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:08.000 split fives. 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:09.000 That motherfucker. 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:12.640 Danny split five with a ten showing, but fives with 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:14.480 a ten showing didn't sit. 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:17.360 Well with me. And the dealer was showing a six. 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:19.880 I think he was worked for the casino. He was 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.840 washing money. He's a cooler. Oh you think so? 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:25.680 It was bad cooler at a ten dollar table, you 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:26.160 know how they. 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:30.680 Okay, yeah, it's gonna take him a while. And then 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:34.800 it was really sad to see, is it binions? Is 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:36.360 that the casina. 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:37.559 I went back to Binyons. 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:40.440 Okay, so he goes to Binyons alone and he's by 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:46.160 himself playing craps. Nothing is sadder in Vegas than seeing 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:50.280 a grown man by himself, because usually craps is hey hard, 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:54.200 six man, give me five? Yeah, people are partying. Yeah, 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:58.480 everything's great. Right, and then all alone alone, And then 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:04.000 when Shay left the crabs table, what happened lit up 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.600 the game like a Christmas tree. 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.280 Like I'm not kidding. 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:10.440 I went to go play black Jacket and Binion's they 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:13.679 have these girls. They have them dressed like, you know, 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:19.800 scantily clad and push up bras and whatnot. Please stick around, right, 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:22.760 And I'm playing blackjack and this girl is just giving 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:25.200 me the time of my life. She's just ruining everything 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:28.400 I know about. And I can't leave because I'm a 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:31.240 glutton for punishment. And I look over my shoulder after 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:33.720 I lost my six hand in a row, and the 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:38.200 craps table that I just left as twelve people around it. 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:42.640 There's people behind them. They're screaming, they're high fiving, they're yelling, 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:46.000 we just hit another heart sex, holy shit. And that 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:49.760 was a table I just donated, you know, two months 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:50.600 of private school. 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:53.440 They just gave it to them. 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:55.480 And now They're all having the best time of their 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:56.760 life and I'm alone with this. 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.360 You know, man hating woman in a push up braw 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.800 burned a hole through me with a green eyes. 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:06.040 Dylan, I didn't know how you did gambling. I know 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:07.840 Tuesday wasn't good, fucking terrible. 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:12.720 Honestly, Tuesday was the tip of the iceberg. Then I 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:16.080 just got my lunch eat by blackjack. 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:16.680 Yeah. 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:20.520 All week, and then we Friday night, after we were 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:23.040 you know, done with everything, I walked back to the 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:26.240 Fountain Blue like just fucking lost six hundred dollars at 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:26.880 the Sahara. 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:28.040 I'm like, I'm gonna. 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.240 Put one hundred dollars hand down because the minimum for 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:31.080 fifty at that point. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:33.480 Anyways, Oh yeah, if I win, I'm going upstairs. 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.160 And I at least made a hundred bucks back, throw 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:39.920 a hundred down, get a fourteen hit bust, and I'm like, 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:41.520 fuck this shit, I'm going upstairs. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:44.840 And I was like, I am ready to leave tomorrow. 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:49.520 I was nervous when I guess it was Wednesday when 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:51.560 somebody I said, have you seen Shay And they go, 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:53.840 oh yeah, Dylan and Ray went up to his room 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.000 and I go, oh no, no, no. 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.000 No, we're actually you know what it was, there's nothing 0:14:59.040 --> 0:14:59.920 the fairy is going on. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.600 Did a podcast, Yeah, we did a podcast. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:02.479 Podcast. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.400 You did your podcast, Oh my god, which you could 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:08.040 argue is worse than whatever you imagine we're doing. 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:09.400 What's more detrimental. 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:12.760 Yeah, all right, let's turn our attention to this week 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:17.720 while Dylan gets his Riva McIntire. It's just Riva, Notriva McIntyre. Correct, No, 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:21.440 I think she signed just Riba Okay, of course. Well, yeah, 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:24.320 she's tired. Yeah here, Yeah, she's a she's a one 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:29.880 name artist, you know. Reva and her boyfriend Rex Lynn 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:30.560 was awesome. 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:31.840 Gah guy, great guy. 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:32.840 He's a good dude. 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:33.160 Yeah. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:35.840 We just sat there and meet Friday and had the 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:37.680 trigger and we had a We had a great time. 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:41.320 Yes, yes, Ray, Yeah, he went on a tangent about 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:44.320 he was riding unlike Dylan. He was riding Iowa overs 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:44.800 all year. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:45.160 Yeah. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:50.440 They fucked me every single week. Uh that. So let's 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:53.080 turn her attention to bets this week post super Bowl. 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.320 I guess we have some golf in college basketball, Shay, 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:57.440 So I'll start with you. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:01.080 I got two units on Can't Pay minus one sixty 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:02.280 five for the top twenty. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:03.760 That's that's Patrick Kent. 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:05.480 Every time I bet on them, you can't pay. 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:09.320 Fowler plus three twenty, that's again in the top twenty 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:11.120 college basketball. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:12.400 You all are gonna take me crazy. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:17.240 But Pacific plus sixteen against Santa Clara. 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:18.840 Then they've lost eleven games. 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:21.400 And the way, I don't care, Okay you Danny, all right, 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:25.480 Rutgers minus four against Evanston. 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.120 Letting their best player out for the season. 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:30.640 Yeah, correct, but it's seven, Okay, all right, SMU two 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:33.440 Lane under one fifty eight and a half. And then 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:35.080 I'm going back to the old. 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:41.640 The Jaguars, South Bama laying the two against the Bobcat. 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:43.800 And it doesn't matter what sport you take. 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:47.760 South at an affinity to Mobile, Yeah, I love South Bama. 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:52.080 Anything else, yeah yeah, Minnesota Purdue under one forty seven. 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:57.560 And then I got some MLB futures. Okay, I got 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:01.760 Ballmer plus fourteen hundred to win the World Series. 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:05.040 Okay, Mets plus five thousand. 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:06.400 I love it. 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:10.120 Larry's gotta be ready to bet on the right. 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:13.119 If anybody's going to make it a move anyway, Okay, 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:17.600 Philly plus fifteen hundred, Braves plus four fifty Ale East 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:22.080 I got Ballmer plus two tenn uh. And then the 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:27.040 Cardinals to win the central two units plus one forty easy, peasy. 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:31.960 Okay, Dylan, all right, Dan, uh the Genesis. How's the 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:35.119 tattoo looking over there? I hope good? 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:39.280 Okay, but I think we're in good shape. Then, okay, 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:44.320 I got my guy JT top five plus three six Thomas, Okay, wow. 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:49.240 Every week Sahita Gala to win plus thirty five hundred. 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:53.360 I had a strong showing at the disastrous waste management, 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:54.240 did you guys? 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:54.919 Awesome? 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:56.880 Yeah, it's so awesome it did. 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:01.199 It was very Woodstock ninety nine sound in the in 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:02.400 the news articles. 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:03.320 I don't think it was. 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:05.640 Imagine being a cope dealer in Phoenix that week. 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:08.600 I mean just that's that's not where I would have gone. 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:12.320 Oh right, But Dylan, did you and Ray have a 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:17.119 bet last year on the who wins the next first major? 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:17.440 Oh? 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:20.920 Yeah? Major? First? I had justin Thomas and Ray had 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:25.600 what more account and more count? Yeah? I still like that. Okay, Wait, 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:27.800 are you guys have a bet this year? 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:32.119 Well it's kind of just like a standing bet. Oh okay, okay, 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:33.960 So next one to win a major? 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:38.159 Uh? And then you said, uh, say the Gala to 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:40.919 win plus thirty five hundred. And you guys saw him 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:42.680 at the Travelers in Hartford, Connecticut. 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:45.600 Yeah, and Ray was like, the nice round today, he 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:51.760 missed the cut. But how are we to know, Dan, 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:54.840 We're drinking fifteen beers and eating as many hot dogs. 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:56.960 As possible, right, anything else? 0:18:57.040 --> 0:18:59.119 Yep, I'm going yes to hole in one of the tournament. 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:02.919 I usually go no, but I jtu practicing hit a 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:06.240 hole in one I think earlier today. 0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:08.960 But no, they're playing today, all right? Sorry? Yes, yay, Yeah, 0:19:08.960 --> 0:19:12.280 they're playing today. So that's plus one for ye. 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:17.000 And then I've got a little NHL parlay Rangers money 0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:20.040 line against the Habs, the krack and money line against 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:22.760 the Bruins, an Avage Avalanche money line against the Lightning 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:25.600 plus six fifteen. And then also I heard a rumor 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:27.760 that there's a Denver College basketball game. 0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:30.680 Oh yeah, I got to add that, Danny Denver lane 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:31.960 three and a half, Bang bang. 0:19:31.920 --> 0:19:34.359 Harvard to the west End. I'm going to ride that too. 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:38.240 You know they suck, but that brings us to bad 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:40.480 Larry Oh. 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:46.720 Wow, okay, to your wow what Larry Hockey Ben whatever? 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:48.840 You guys just bet I couldn't even follow it. 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:49.360 Hockey. 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:53.080 Yeah, I'll follow hockey. You start betting the ice, you 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:56.480 got to give it up. I'm betting the I'm betting 0:19:56.520 --> 0:19:58.080 the NBA All Star Game. 0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:00.080 Oh wow, are you? And you're giving me a sh I. 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:06.280 Haven't left my house yet. I have yesterday's newspaper. The 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:08.680 lines weren't it from yesterday? 0:20:08.840 --> 0:20:09.040 To you? 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:10.879 As I said, the only guy I trust in that 0:20:11.160 --> 0:20:12.760 on this lead right now? 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:16.680 Do that every week you go? You know, I don't 0:20:16.680 --> 0:20:18.639 know the lines. And I just got him out of 0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:20.200