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Speaker 1: In today's phone Tap, we call a guy who works

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Speaker 1: for a big corporation because one of his coworker buddies

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Speaker 1: wanted to play a joke and they told him they

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Speaker 1: just hired someone from Germany to be on their team.

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Speaker 1: And before he moves, he needs to ask a few

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Speaker 1: questions on the business side.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: But our own resident German, Hans Glooberg, has different intentions. Hello,

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Speaker 1: he needs to get down to business with the local ladies.

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Speaker 2: Y'all. We're going to get to the business visiting, and.

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Speaker 1: He needs an American man to show him the way.

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Speaker 1: Get your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Guten tag. Hello is this mass.

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Speaker 3: Ah, Yes, this is Matthew.

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Speaker 2: Oh hello Massieu. I am Hans. I am the new employee.

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Speaker 3: Oh right, you're the new guy. Yeah, Dave said you

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Speaker 3: were gonna call very good.

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Speaker 2: Well, actually I do have a question. What did It's

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Speaker 2: not necessarily about the business.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, I am.

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Speaker 2: Wondering are you single?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: I am just curious, like, do you have a special

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Speaker 2: fraud line or you know, I do not know your preference.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you have a boy line.

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Speaker 3: Perhaps No, I I'm single.

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Speaker 2: Do not worry. No, I am not trying to make

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Speaker 2: the romantic time.

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Speaker 3: On you wait what, I.

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Speaker 2: Am due to the country and I am looking to

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Speaker 2: find some beautiful women for myself. Oh yeah, and I

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Speaker 2: want to know how does it work?

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Speaker 3: How does it work to do what like find a

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Speaker 3: beautiful woman?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen in you know, the American movies about

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Speaker 2: buying a drinking to impress the women.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you can do that here, but in Germany

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Speaker 3: this is.

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Speaker 2: A little different. See we're talking to her about her

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Speaker 2: body and her masculine hands and how many callises she

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Speaker 2: can count on one, two, us three? Ooh, that one

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Speaker 2: counts as too, one is growing on another one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know if the women over here would

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Speaker 3: like that.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, that is interesting to me. Why why not the

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Speaker 2: you know hunt callis pick up line? Oh like your calige, go,

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Speaker 2: you look very bumpy.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, talking about women's bodies isn't the best idea over here?

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Speaker 2: I have seen in the American TV shows. Yeah, they

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Speaker 2: do the pickup of the women. It is very similar

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Speaker 2: to Germany, but we do the cows.

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Speaker 3: Well, were you talking about cows?

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Speaker 2: You know, like you talk to the woman and asking

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Speaker 2: how many of the cows can she lift.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's not really a thing here.

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Speaker 2: Really, or in Germany. The more cows a woman can

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Speaker 2: throw over her shoulders, the more suitors will line up

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Speaker 2: or down the corn.

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Speaker 3: Now, oh my goodness, Well you've got some different customs

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Speaker 3: over there, don't you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's like a cream cheese festival. It gets crazy.

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Speaker 2: You guys have the cream cheese festivals.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't see we do.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. You'll never know what's going to happen

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Speaker 2: at the cream cheese festival. Yeah. One time I left

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Speaker 2: and I let us just say there were no cream

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Speaker 2: cheese left. Hants ate it all.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if that's going to help you.

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Speaker 3: I'd say just try to be yourself and make a

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Speaker 3: connection with them.

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Speaker 2: Perhaps I can use the help of my new friend you, Matthew,

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Speaker 2: you want to be wing man.

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Speaker 3: Look at that we are at lunchtime. I'm sorry, I've

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Speaker 3: got to end this call.

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Speaker 2: Oh perfect, is lunch for me too? You can go

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Speaker 2: do the meat cute? Yeah, what it's a meat cute

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Speaker 2: when you bump into somebody random. You know, you don't

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Speaker 2: I don't know you, you don't know me? Whoopsie daisies right

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Speaker 2: in Germany. It's not meat cute, it's cute meat. You

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Speaker 2: just bring fresh meat to your fraud line and it

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Speaker 2: is so cute and the women love it. Would you

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Speaker 2: like a spleen from the cow?

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Speaker 3: That's different.

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Speaker 2: That is how my grandparents got married. He gave her

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Speaker 2: a cow spleen. Oh wow, it's very cute, exactly how

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Speaker 2: it is saying. Sometimes you have a steak. Maybe next

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Speaker 2: time you come in and you have an appendix from

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Speaker 2: a rabbit.

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Speaker 3: Like I said, it's lunchtime, I got run.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that sounds like a plan. Dave said that

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Speaker 2: we should meet up for the prank phone call anyway,

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Speaker 2: and for lunch as well. How are you saying two birds,

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Speaker 2: one bird with stones one bird?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what did Dave say the pranking of the

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Speaker 3: phone call?

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Speaker 2: What because your cogger? Dave said, you, man, this is

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Speaker 2: actually Hosea from Brikin Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing

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Speaker 2: a phone tap. Yeah, man, Dave said, you guys hired

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Speaker 2: a new guy from Germany and you haven't.

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Speaker 3: Met him yet.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, what cut of meat will you bring for

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Speaker 2: the ladies?

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Speaker 3: Oh man, oh, I am not getting into this.

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Speaker 2: I highly recommend some type of honey badger bladder.

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Speaker 3: Excellent, excellent, lady. I'll probably see you guys on the

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Speaker 3: flip side.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll see you at work. I love you for

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Speaker 2: head cases.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, bye baby.

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Speaker 2: The week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 2: on the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning