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Speaker 1: All right, this time for comedy roulette, guys, and uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you want to explain it quickly?

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Speaker 2: Jay, all right, here we go. Comedy roulette, very simple.

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Speaker 3: Day after day, our comedy gets tested on this damn show.

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Speaker 3: He ain't that funny, he ain't that brillant. Well, we're

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Speaker 3: gonna show you how brilliant we are. We're gonna take

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Speaker 3: five subjects, put them on the wheel, spin the wheel,

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Speaker 3: wedge stop. We're gonna riff on it one at a time,

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Speaker 3: because we.

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Speaker 2: That damn funny. That's what we is. That damn funn

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Speaker 2: I'll be ahead of time. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll see how funny you guys are.

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Speaker 2: Here go the topics.

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Speaker 1: Number one girls with big heads ahead.

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Speaker 2: Number two bossy women, colin whatever. Number three high button men, tommon,

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Speaker 2: you're not doing that. You're not doing that.

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Speaker 1: Number four men with ugly wives. Number five old guys

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Speaker 1: who live alone.

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Speaker 2: I like that.

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Speaker 1: And then number six people who clown at funerals. Let's go,

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Speaker 1: casmin the wheel. Please, Okay, it's not doing Number four

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Speaker 1: men with ugly wives. Let's see what's easy easy.

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Speaker 3: First of all, how do you tell a man that

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Speaker 3: his wife is more man lived?

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Speaker 2: In him. How do you say that to man?

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Speaker 3: How do you bring it up that Joe White's hands

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Speaker 3: look like gloves? How do you say that, I don't

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Speaker 3: mean no harm, but Joe White's hands look like baseball mits.

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Speaker 2: I don't mean. I don't mean to be disrespectful. How

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Speaker 2: do you bring that up?

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Speaker 4: You know, sometimes you just got to tell a man, Hey, man,

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Speaker 4: I don't mean no harm. But I'm almost certain when

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Speaker 4: your when your wife was born, the doctor slept everybody.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. The doctor just got everybody

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Speaker 2: in the road. Feel me on, Tell you don't I

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Speaker 2: feel you? You know what I say?

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Speaker 5: Well, like this, this is how you know your wife.

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Speaker 5: When they started complimenting the other body part, they just

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Speaker 5: bring up, hey, I really like them knees. Your wife

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Speaker 5: got some ready. They ain't regular knees.

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Speaker 2: She be left to doctor. What kind of work she

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Speaker 2: do when she.

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Speaker 3: Got some healthy?

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Speaker 2: Ask me when they say that resting voice in your wife?

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Speaker 2: Does she smokes?

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Speaker 3: She always had that?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Man, Guys telling the truth.

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Speaker 4: I don't know that I should do this route. Come on,

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Speaker 4: but I'm gonna just give you some facts about men

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Speaker 4: who have ugly wie. Fact Number one, Yeah, divorce rate

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Speaker 4: is higher.

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Speaker 2: It's just how you got to get out. You know,

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Speaker 2: as soon as they present you.

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Speaker 6: With papers, she's gonna sign.

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Speaker 2: Another thing.

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Speaker 4: I found out a man with ugly wies got real

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Speaker 4: fine wine, just sharp in the gym.

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Speaker 6: That usually overweight.

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Speaker 2: That's the people men.

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Speaker 6: Who have ugly wies.

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Speaker 4: Here's the biggest fact I think about men with ugly wies.

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Speaker 2: Men hate the night.

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Speaker 6: We got in here and get in this baby. The

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Speaker 6: only thing they hate more than the night. In the morning,

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Speaker 6: if they wake up and look.

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Speaker 2: And she's still, and get a man and get mad

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Speaker 2: men with and get madam.

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Speaker 6: This is helpful.

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Speaker 2: Still she would run away by now. Yeah, you go

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Speaker 2: to the mall with her.

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Speaker 3: You don't give a damn wish yet, ain't nobody legend.

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Speaker 6: I have all the damn doze on it.

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Speaker 2: She's still there.

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Speaker 3: She's supposed to be online shopping once again, you guys

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Speaker 3: know once again.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's it for comedy Relette. We'll be back

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Speaker 1: with Nephew Tommy spring phone call right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening

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Speaker 2: Morning show