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Speaker 1: the whole, Like my fathers that dot Chimmer do Chimmer
Speaker 1: junior man. Junior man sounds like you kill a lion.
Speaker 1: Man's voices like you know, thank you. Let's tell you
Speaker 1: something straight off, bro, like you one of the most
Speaker 1: brilliant people I know. I appreciate like you you have
Speaker 1: a very very interesting mind. Thank you. You know, uh,
Speaker 1: And I see it like most people they don't even
Speaker 1: understand even some of the like to me, like, the
Speaker 1: best comics are the ones who are abstract, the ones
Speaker 1: who think outside of the box, not just the regular
Speaker 1: jokes that people like myself, Brad, not that. Y'all got that.
Speaker 1: Y'all got that now, y'all got that, y'all got that
Speaker 1: sixth sense type thing going on. Yeah. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of brothers that can be abstract, but they don't
Speaker 1: want to. Sometimes you can get lazy in comedy. You
Speaker 1: can just be like, I'll just do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do them do fucking in I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: you know you know what? I ate women now if
Speaker 1: your man, you know, And that's that's sometimes you can
Speaker 1: go that route. Was that Steve Hark? Yeah, y'all ever
Speaker 1: see y'all got me funked up out here. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell y'all because black folks, you ain't gonna fire Willie.
Speaker 1: I mean no, I just listened. I came from the
Speaker 1: black circuit in Chicago watching Bernie Mack. He was Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was me you know, you know Dian Cole, you know,
Speaker 1: even Mike Gaps would come through. Uh, Corey Holcum. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I forced Corey. I love to say this because Corey
Speaker 1: is so dope. I forced Corey to go to open
Speaker 1: mic with me. I brought him to open Mike. I said,
Speaker 1: you're coming with me? Yeah, I knew, I do. Corey
Speaker 1: s I was as a teenager. He was. He's ballplayer man,
Speaker 1: vertical jump out the gym. Yeah. Used to like, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, Corey home play with my brother. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? She got that motherfucker when he jumped,
Speaker 1: it was like cartoon And you know a lot of
Speaker 1: motherfucker's could jump that a five five Corey dunk standing
Speaker 1: there boom. Sure, and he definitely talks. He's like dead
Speaker 1: in your face. Yeah, Corey is fantastic athlete. Yeah, um Corey, yeah, man, um.
Speaker 1: I played baseball and football. I was more baseball football.
Speaker 1: I wasn't really basketball, but I like basketball. I was
Speaker 1: more baseball football. But yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ship. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: School he we went to different high schools, man the
Speaker 1: same conference, but we were different high school. Chicago is
Speaker 1: all about high school. Damn they go. Where'd you go.
Speaker 1: Corey went to Send High School. I went to Lane
Speaker 1: Tech High School. Nane Tech is the biggest high school
Speaker 1: in Chicago, and it always competed against Michelle Obama's high school,
Speaker 1: which was Whitney Young when Young was that civil rights
Speaker 1: leader that was with Dr King and them. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a really prominent It's a veriant, prominent black
Speaker 1: school in Chicago, number one in athletics and um academics.
Speaker 1: And they compete with my school, which is uh college
Speaker 1: prep school technical school. Yeah, I graduated well. I transferred
Speaker 1: from a Catholic racist a Catholic high school that my
Speaker 1: father forced me to go to because my father was like,
Speaker 1: you will not go to public school. You have to
Speaker 1: go to Catholic school. It's cool. Hell. He was a
Speaker 1: cool last African man. When my father passed away man
Speaker 1: you know, he was an educator in Chicago for forty
Speaker 1: five years Malcolm X College. My dad and he could.
Speaker 1: He created a school to help adult learning with some
Speaker 1: other teachers. It was called c c A Academy, and
Speaker 1: he on the West Side, you know about the West
Speaker 1: Side Chicago. My father worked there for forty five years.
Speaker 1: George's music you know Gang, I mean Gang bangers respecting
Speaker 1: my dad. Man, they knew my my my father passed away. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you and my my mother's gone to My
Speaker 1: mother's a nurse for thirty something long time in Chicago.
Speaker 1: She trained some of my friends that are nurses. She
Speaker 1: delivered people's babies, you know what I mean. And my
Speaker 1: mother will be like, guess who had they know that baby?
Speaker 1: Said your friends, she's only sixteen. Yeah, my mom, Yo,
Speaker 1: My parents were blue collar Chicago Nigerian motherfucker. Y'all it up?
Speaker 1: You know, King Joffrey Joffer, my son works. You will
Speaker 1: go to the world of Storia and you will shower
Speaker 1: and take all of this tout off your body. Can
Speaker 1: make sure he gets a shower and achieve you've got
Speaker 1: one word two words at once at once? Man, do
Speaker 1: you believe that Nigerians are more judgmental than the average
Speaker 1: black person judge? What I mean is this, like Nigerians
Speaker 1: would like pick sit apart, Like they see something and
Speaker 1: they say exactly what it is with no filter none,
Speaker 1: But they don't but they'll say it with no filter
Speaker 1: but with no profanity. They'll go, why would you how
Speaker 1: could you be doing this? That's is foolish you have
Speaker 1: to use your comman sense. They don't go like this.
Speaker 1: The fund is that you know, like you know Americans,
Speaker 1: you know what the funk kind of ship would be like,
Speaker 1: could you do this? Why would you quit and be
Speaker 1: selling drugs? Good? Why? Yeah? I remember when I had
Speaker 1: a cousin that was a drug dealer in d C. Right,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite cousins. I ain't saying his name,
Speaker 1: and and my father and he was smart as ship.
Speaker 1: You know, most lot Nigeria academics is serious. But he
Speaker 1: was drug dealer. He had two He had a bad
Speaker 1: He had two Mercedes Benzins because because Mercedes Benzins was
Speaker 1: a big deal. And my father said, how could you
Speaker 1: leave school to sell drugs? I see you might say,
Speaker 1: these bends you have two of them? Why you could
Speaker 1: you could hunt? Y'all? Yeah, they would break They break
Speaker 1: that ship down and they get you know, but you
Speaker 1: know it's just we we because we judge because we're
Speaker 1: trying to be great, you know. So you you're trying
Speaker 1: to always strive for academic excellence. You're trying to strive
Speaker 1: for a better life. You want to be able to
Speaker 1: have a better life here and then go back to
Speaker 1: Nigeria and rock over there too. That's why Nigerians go
Speaker 1: back and forth, back and forth a lot immigrants in general,
Speaker 1: well say, you know, I want to have a home
Speaker 1: in Nigeria and also have a home he you know,
Speaker 1: it's just striving for excellence, that's what it is. We're
Speaker 1: a little arrogant. It's real ship. I got a buddy
Speaker 1: that that John Beato, really really got me into the game,
Speaker 1: got my foot in the door. No, no, Beto is
Speaker 1: his real name. Yeah, so that's one of my best
Speaker 1: friends in the world. And he's back in Nigeria right now.
Speaker 1: So all of the that that that Nigerian culture, like,
Speaker 1: I learned that ship from him. You looking like a
Speaker 1: dignitary yourself. You look like one of the African dignitarists.
Speaker 1: We have to find a political situation because we are
Speaker 1: losing money in Africa. You got the glasses from Nigeria
Speaker 1: though not not? What's that? Oh are you kidding? Did
Speaker 1: you get your tests? Wait a minute, time, man, bro?
Speaker 1: What so? I'm especially was a ranking all he needed
Speaker 1: a suit and they take a picture of like that.
Speaker 1: The African society has to change. If we can't found it,
Speaker 1: what are we going to do to this country. The
Speaker 1: Europeans are trying to call a nice Africa. I will
Speaker 1: not stop from it. Man, where did you get You
Speaker 1: grew up in Lincoln, Nebraska. My parents jed north north
Speaker 1: side of Chicago in the most immigrant heavy area in Chicago,
Speaker 1: because you know, Chicago's the most segregated city in the
Speaker 1: country still along with Milwaukee, and they're not that far apart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the most segregated. They hit Dr King with a brick
Speaker 1: in Chicago. They threw a brick at his ass because
Speaker 1: he was doing something for the the sanitation workers and
Speaker 1: they hit him with a brick and Dr King said,
Speaker 1: that's the worst ship I've ever been through coming from Alabama.
Speaker 1: Chicago still segregated because but where I lived in Chicago
Speaker 1: was called Uptown. That's you know, Corey was west Side,
Speaker 1: but he came to Uptown because we would go to
Speaker 1: the Boys Club of America. Ship like that, but it
Speaker 1: was the most immigrants because we It's like, I think
Speaker 1: it has a Guinness Book of World Record for immigrants
Speaker 1: over there. Because all my friends were like from my
Speaker 1: next door neighbors were Cambodian, I had Vietnamese. They all
Speaker 1: just got off the boat Vietnamese, Uh, Filipino, Nigerian, African, American, American, Jewish, White,
Speaker 1: European Jewish. My I had baby, I had Russian babysitters,
Speaker 1: had Haitian babysitters, Haitian, Uh, Ethiopian. Uh. Yugoslavia when it
Speaker 1: was Yugoslavia. Uh, what you say, I think it's just
Speaker 1: it's the Czech Republic. I think I haven't heard Yugoslavian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was back in the day. It was had Yugoslavian friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we had all my friends. It was in Korean, Chinese, Ease, Uh,
Speaker 1: some Japanese, Uh, India, India. We had everybody. It was.
Speaker 1: It was called uptown and it's still like that. It's
Speaker 1: still like that. And you had like blue collar and
Speaker 1: you know, he had poor blue collar. So I was
Speaker 1: always around, you know. And even in grade school, man,
Speaker 1: I learned how to do sign language because my teacher
Speaker 1: was one of these She was this white woman, you
Speaker 1: know that, you know, we she protested nuclear award ship
Speaker 1: we had to me and my brothers, sister. We learned
Speaker 1: how to sign language and seventh and eighth grade talking
Speaker 1: to death be oh yeah yeah, man, let's go, let's
Speaker 1: go back to Nebraska. What the how were you when
Speaker 1: you left one? I think I was barely one years Okay, Chicago,
Speaker 1: I don't know. They have no experience about the animal
Speaker 1: encounters and the train lily ponds that they're known for.
Speaker 1: They're known for corn Huskers, right, and Malcolm X was
Speaker 1: born in Omaha, Nebraska. Yeah, Gabrielle Unions from Nebraska. The
Speaker 1: Unions are big family in Nebraska where he was, right.
Speaker 1: And then you got Warren Buffett from Nebraska. He runs
Speaker 1: Nebraska pretty much. Johnny Carson grew up well, have spent
Speaker 1: a lot of his time in Nebraska. And then I
Speaker 1: finally went to Nebraska about three years ago because my
Speaker 1: father went to a college called Dana College in Nebraska.
Speaker 1: And you know, my father had been talking about it, Dana.
Speaker 1: I went to Dana College. Dana College. I said, what
Speaker 1: the hell's at Dana College. It was a teacher's college
Speaker 1: because my father studied education there. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I finally did the I think the funny Bone in
Speaker 1: Omaha finally got invited to Nebraska. I've never been there.
Speaker 1: It's like eighteen and I was like, and I asked
Speaker 1: the dude, man, I want to find my father's college
Speaker 1: where he went. And this white dudes like a little white.
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, man, I'll take you to the place.
Speaker 1: I know where it is. I said, okay. So he
Speaker 1: took me. Was outside of Lincoln. It was like a
Speaker 1: good hour drive and there's nothing there, nothing just corny.
Speaker 1: It's nothing. And I'm picturing my dad in the late
Speaker 1: sixties going, yeah, I'm like this, my father went through
Speaker 1: this ship. I was like, what the fuck my pops
Speaker 1: going through this ship with my mom's like and to
Speaker 1: go to school. This is bumble fuck Like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: and we're not talking. Remember I'm twenty eighteen going there.
Speaker 1: Imagine out on nineteen sixty nine going to fucking and
Speaker 1: my friend. Then I saw it. I went on the
Speaker 1: campus and it's it's it's done. It's defunct, you know.
Speaker 1: Then they changed it to Midwestern University. But now if
Speaker 1: they don't use the campus, but the buildings are still there.
Speaker 1: I said, this is where my fucking father went. God
Speaker 1: damn ninth Can you imagine Nebraska? The mother's black, You
Speaker 1: goddamn niggers, get the hell out of here, fucking there
Speaker 1: and he's probably excuse me, So it's Nigeria and you're
Speaker 1: pronouncing it incorrectly, probably, you know, my pops went through
Speaker 1: it and then they went to Chicago. We moved after that,
Speaker 1: moved to Chicago because I don't remember No Nebraska. I
Speaker 1: don't remember Chicago. And where did you pick up comedy? College?
Speaker 1: When did you college? When I saw Tommy Davidson Shude,
Speaker 1: I saw Eddie Murphy, Rob bro I saw freshman college,
Speaker 1: I sawe h before college. There has to be some
Speaker 1: some trail there. You know what I could say my mother,
Speaker 1: my mother, it was the was like peripherally got me
Speaker 1: into comedy, not stand up, but just loving movies and
Speaker 1: you know, like watching from the you know, we all
Speaker 1: did watched Honeymooners, Good Times for the side. But we
Speaker 1: were a TV family, you know, and watching comedies. I
Speaker 1: love watching comedies. I could do voices. I was doing
Speaker 1: voices when I was four or five years old. I
Speaker 1: doing oli because my father would watch the Alive Fight,
Speaker 1: you know, when Alive was in just you know, Larry
Speaker 1: Holmes and Ken Norton and my father be watching and
Speaker 1: I used to be going, I'm fast, I'm pretty, I
Speaker 1: shook up the world. I'm the greatest. I told you
Speaker 1: how cod Sale you too, ugly. Joe George Feman is
Speaker 1: a bell. He's uglier. I'm gonna get the gorilla in Manila.
Speaker 1: I used to do that ship and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is how it, Coach Sell, I am with Mohammed
Speaker 1: late and right there, Joe Frasier almost had you down.
Speaker 1: See that's your problem, Howard, Coach Sale, you and Joe
Speaker 1: Fraser ugly. Tell your wife to take you to pay
Speaker 1: off your I used to do that ship for my
Speaker 1: uncle's that would come from Nigeria. They would give me money.
Speaker 1: If I say, they say, do Mohammed Ali, we do
Speaker 1: it for I give you one dollar. I'll be like
Speaker 1: I asked, don't pretty shook up the world? I told
Speaker 1: you I'm the greatest. I'm knocking out in seven of
Speaker 1: taking him to Heaven? Yeah was I was, I lead
Speaker 1: the single greatest sports figure in African history. And of
Speaker 1: course yes, yes he was fucking right. He was being
Speaker 1: made him so endeared to the African people because he
Speaker 1: really the fact that he fought in Africa, the you
Speaker 1: know ansire, the fact you know, ah, his arrival in
Speaker 1: his arrival, yeah he yeah, when he fought it was
Speaker 1: forman insire and then beat him. Yeah, it was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I would have hated to be George Foreman.
Speaker 1: It's like, well what about me, I'm black? To Menean
Speaker 1: was like, he brought the German shepherd. Remember he in
Speaker 1: the in the we and when we were kings. He
Speaker 1: brought that German shepherd, which reminded them of like the
Speaker 1: brutality that the French people used on them. He brought
Speaker 1: the German shepherd and he was like, oh hey, I
Speaker 1: mean like I don't like this day still mean and
Speaker 1: the Georgia's defense. He still has heard of German shepherd's
Speaker 1: trained dogs and yeah, it's that they're amazing dogs though
Speaker 1: for that ship, but the Africans didn't like that ship.
Speaker 1: And Alive was about black people. He was about the
Speaker 1: African people connecting to his people and the fact that
Speaker 1: he Muslimed too. He's Muhammad Ali. There's about a lot
Speaker 1: of Muslims went out to He was very He hung out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he always kept yeah he was driving with the kids
Speaker 1: and he but he always kept his training camps open
Speaker 1: to everybody, white, black, everybody. Everybody watched him train. He
Speaker 1: entertained everybody, remember he entertained. And George Foreman was like,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to none of you, motherfucker. I'm
Speaker 1: a knock motherfucker. And don listen to the don Kings like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a good one. Oh yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be the pontification of simulation man. And then James Brown
Speaker 1: was like, remember it was him and it was it
Speaker 1: was it was him and Don King not making sense.
Speaker 1: He's like, hit do one the other and they doing
Speaker 1: to you becutting, Well, it's here, man, ain't Brown. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something, boy, this is one of the
Speaker 1: greatest pontifications that I've ever seen in my life. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be it's gonna be the greatest pication the philosophical talk.
Speaker 1: And then he'd be like, man, I hear the middle
Speaker 1: Don when does that got his hand? He got the
Speaker 1: under then that meddle hood, we got no hunt and
Speaker 1: we got money. Don't make it that on a good foot,
Speaker 1: on the good foot. And everyone's like, what the fun
Speaker 1: is going on inside? Because you remember James Brown performed
Speaker 1: the spinners, the spinners performed everybody performed on that. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that was true Black, that was true. Black
Speaker 1: King put it together when we were Kings, the actual
Speaker 1: I had it on sucking whatever the thing the big disc. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw it in the movie theater, and you know
Speaker 1: who saw it was not and and it was not
Speaker 1: a lot of people in the in the theater when
Speaker 1: I was there, and guests who came out of the
Speaker 1: theater with me at the same time. Sting no ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like that was a good movie, wasn't It
Speaker 1: was like, yeah that it was. God's like, what's up Sting?
Speaker 1: Because you listen. I was like, damn, what's up? Man?
Speaker 1: We just talked in the hallway for a little bit
Speaker 1: and then he left. Yeah. I like Sting. I like
Speaker 1: the police Sting. Remember that him a little thing she
Speaker 1: does Since Master get a Boys reloged podcast will be
Speaker 1: right back after the street Man. You've worked with a
Speaker 1: lot of giants in comedy. I have, you know, we're
Speaker 1: talking we're talking Scanfield with Seinfeld, Cosby, Cosby. I worked
Speaker 1: for Cosby, Yeah, how about for Cosby, Robert Williams. I
Speaker 1: did a lot of shows you contemporary, you know you
Speaker 1: got Tiffany had his Mike Gabs, Corey got just Dad
Speaker 1: right David. Yeah, I um worked for Cosby. I was
Speaker 1: an audience coordinating for the Cosby Show. The one, not
Speaker 1: the first one, the second one. It was cool man.
Speaker 1: You ever been to sit come word is somebody warming
Speaker 1: up the show? You ever come to one of them shows?
Speaker 1: It like, Hey, how y'all go, I'm gonna show you
Speaker 1: the like that I had to do all that ship?
Speaker 1: How long did you do? What you mean? Did he
Speaker 1: gabe different different flavors? Pudding? Is that what you're saying? Face,
Speaker 1: is that you're trying to say that I had different types?
Speaker 1: Wasn't because you got your vanilla? You got, you got
Speaker 1: all the different flavors. Put it in his code word
Speaker 1: you and let you just got the replace the letters.
Speaker 1: Where he was doing when he was working with Bio Cosby?
Speaker 1: Did you remember this ship? Like nobody's business? I remember
Speaker 1: I was doing him because the whole, the whole, it's
Speaker 1: the Queen's It's called um Kaufman the story and studios
Speaker 1: in Queens, New York. It's where Sasame Street has been. Yeah,
Speaker 1: remember me too? Can production? Yeah it's on HBO now,
Speaker 1: yeah you know HBO bought that ship. I'm like, why
Speaker 1: can't the Puppets curse? Now it's on HBO? Would that be? Dope?
Speaker 1: Grover goes what the funds going on here. I want
Speaker 1: my fucking cookies and now I want them. No, it's
Speaker 1: for cookie for mother fucking media, alright, right, or fucking Elma.
Speaker 1: This is bad. You sound crack like PC's too on
Speaker 1: the street. No, that's a prick. That's not a better course.
Speaker 1: You love? Elmo was my favorite. Elmo is the funniest thing,
Speaker 1: almost funniest ship. Dude. Yeah, I used to like I
Speaker 1: like cookie Cookie. I don't know. I'm not gonna talk
Speaker 1: about man. I love I love street man. Come on,
Speaker 1: we all grew up on Sesame Street. D. Listen, Kermie
Speaker 1: the Kermi d. Did you ever figure out how to
Speaker 1: get the Seseme Street? Um? When we all said, can
Speaker 1: you tell me how to get I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: This is how I discovered Sesame Street was next door.
Speaker 1: So I'm going in the elevator going to work because
Speaker 1: I could walk down. I used to live in Long
Speaker 1: Island City, Queens, and I would walk to the studio.
Speaker 1: And you've seen no, no, no, not that. I saw
Speaker 1: Gordon the ball here black dude. You know, uh Willie
Speaker 1: Dynamite Roscoe Orman. I saw him in the elevator. I'm
Speaker 1: like this the fun he was just like go now,
Speaker 1: even ahead. Just he's like, hey, you doing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's I was like, what the fund is going on here?
Speaker 1: I didn't know. So then I'm out doing my warm
Speaker 1: I start the show, you know, because I'm telling I
Speaker 1: bring out Dr Cosby and police was shot. And that's
Speaker 1: what I do, audience coordinating. So then I'm warming up
Speaker 1: the show and it's two hundred some people and the
Speaker 1: black lady from Sesame Streets in the corner waving at
Speaker 1: me like you're so funny. I go, yo, they're going
Speaker 1: to lady from Sessamey Sure, I said, yo, yo, what what?
Speaker 1: Why am I seeing people from Sesame Streak? They go,
Speaker 1: you know where right next door? You should come after?
Speaker 1: I go, oh my god, yeah, And so I went
Speaker 1: to Sesame Street and I almost cried like a motherfucker,
Speaker 1: I ain't go front. Yes I did, because you grew
Speaker 1: up on it. And I was like, I meant to dude,
Speaker 1: the Elmo guy before the before the accusations, I met
Speaker 1: the count you know that Kevin Kevin sexual sault, No
Speaker 1: not him, almost his guy. Yeah, he was accused. He
Speaker 1: was accused of like sexual assault. But I think he's
Speaker 1: good to go. Because he was direct. He was the
Speaker 1: director of Sesame Street. You don't see his he didn
Speaker 1: see his documentary. I saw his documentary. It's called Being Elmo.
Speaker 1: It's really good. Um so um I met him. I
Speaker 1: met the Count. I met and I the count bro.
Speaker 1: He was dope. I met the Count and then I
Speaker 1: saw snuffle up because the elephant. But he was they
Speaker 1: haven't like raised up in the thing. I go, there's
Speaker 1: go snuffle up because Yo, that ship sucked me up, dud,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. I was like, oh boy, I
Speaker 1: was like this. I was like this this, I love
Speaker 1: this ship. And the music was going in my head sad.
Speaker 1: We all know it, even too art dudes like, yes,
Speaker 1: remember the guy that was sending the Christmas trees to
Speaker 1: used Christmas trees And somebody came up and saying like,
Speaker 1: you're trying to send me used Christmas tree And he
Speaker 1: said not used previously on? Who was that that? He
Speaker 1: was the own on on the previously not Mr Whooper?
Speaker 1: There's Mr Whooper. He passed away. Um, it's a puppet.
Speaker 1: Wasn't run of the Puppets, man, It's been so long,
Speaker 1: it's just a fake memory. I just remember that. I
Speaker 1: remember the conversation sandwiches God Smiley, Remember remember check this out.
Speaker 1: I just saw there's a documentary you all must see.
Speaker 1: It's called The Gang of Sesame Street on how it
Speaker 1: was created. It's so damn good. What is it on?
Speaker 1: It's it's I think it might be Hulu or Netflix
Speaker 1: or one of those. You know, they're all the same ship. Yo,
Speaker 1: good one. I got a good one for y'all while
Speaker 1: you're on the subject ship that we need to be watching.
Speaker 1: Um stay sweet, praying, obey, who's that the poligamus guy? Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to see I love you to see good
Speaker 1: to get jail for life? But uh he was when
Speaker 1: his dad died, he married all his dad's wives, right,
Speaker 1: and then he started marrying the underage key But no,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's cult is always the weird ship. The
Speaker 1: reason I'm bringing this ship up is because the way
Speaker 1: they used the Bible to manipulate the motherfucker's unbelieving. That's
Speaker 1: how we got the slavery. That's the same way that
Speaker 1: they used the Constitution to manipulate. Yeah, they always used God,
Speaker 1: the Constitution don't apply to us. So anybody that's relying
Speaker 1: on the Constitution to get you anything or any type
Speaker 1: of relief. He probably, but the Bible, the bib it
Speaker 1: either see it's all of his man. But more people
Speaker 1: gonna read the Bible. Excuse me, more people don't know
Speaker 1: about the Bible, then they're gonna know about the Constitution,
Speaker 1: you know, right that pull out Corinthians and that's true,
Speaker 1: and won't know what the fun is going on? That
Speaker 1: old ass talk true and won't live it either, No
Speaker 1: at all. Um, I was gonna say this Sesame Street
Speaker 1: ship is gonna blow your mind. You know why because
Speaker 1: there was a white lady and she was the one
Speaker 1: that said, you know, we need to find a show
Speaker 1: that's gonna reach black children. There's there. They're ignored too much.
Speaker 1: We got and all these these TV shows Howdy do to?
Speaker 1: His ship's too white and it's too corny and it's
Speaker 1: whack and kids are just watching commercials. We gotta find
Speaker 1: something that kids are gonna learn with music. Dad. So
Speaker 1: she with her goal was to make sure black children
Speaker 1: are educated. Her goal was responsible for the PS Public
Speaker 1: Broadcasting System. Uh no, she wasn't. She was just responsible
Speaker 1: for the Sesame Street thing. No, not the electric company,
Speaker 1: just that one. And she goes what are we gonna do.
Speaker 1: We gotta reach black children, especially intercity kids. So she
Speaker 1: she got psychologists and teachers and and and then she
Speaker 1: hired He got Jim Henson, was this little Hippi hippie
Speaker 1: puppeteer dude. She got all these cats. Yeah, she got
Speaker 1: black psychology, she got everybody. We gotta find a way
Speaker 1: to reach black children. So they had like samples samples
Speaker 1: of the show before they put it on. They showed
Speaker 1: the puppets, and they showed the people, and they would
Speaker 1: separate them and the kids would watch and they would
Speaker 1: have a thing distracting the child. So when they saw
Speaker 1: the puppets, the thing that was distracting children wouldn't affect
Speaker 1: the kids. They love the puppets. When they show the
Speaker 1: people the distraction with the kids would pay attention. So
Speaker 1: they were like, we don't like the people, we like
Speaker 1: the puppets. So they said, let's put them both together.
Speaker 1: I'm telling this is fantastic. Then they said, well, what
Speaker 1: are we how are we gonna what do we want
Speaker 1: Sesame Street to look like? And they were watching one
Speaker 1: of the one of the producers, this other white dude,
Speaker 1: who was producing like white shows. He wanted to get
Speaker 1: out of that ship. She calls him up. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to do something different, something meaningful, And so
Speaker 1: he goes, well, he's watching a commercial and it's in
Speaker 1: Harlem in New York and his dude talking in Harlem.
Speaker 1: He goes, that's how that's how the show should look.
Speaker 1: It should look like the streets of Harlem. Like it
Speaker 1: should look like a stoop. We need to we need
Speaker 1: a stoop. We wanted to be like Hard. It was
Speaker 1: all based on black kids. Sesame Street. You would't even
Speaker 1: know the documentaries fired and you know Holly Robinson. It's
Speaker 1: called the Gang of the Gang from Sesame Street and
Speaker 1: you know how hard you know, Holly Robinson. Holly Robinson Pete,
Speaker 1: her daddy was the first Gordon. Remember Roosevelt Franklin Rosel
Speaker 1: Franko was a little puppet and it got canceled because
Speaker 1: it was too stereotypical and black people said, funk that,
Speaker 1: we don't want that. You got to see the doc
Speaker 1: Roosevelt Franklin was a puppet character that Holly Robinson's dad
Speaker 1: created because he goes, where we need a black character,
Speaker 1: we don't have any, and so they had it and
Speaker 1: it was too like stereotypical and and like double a C.
Speaker 1: They were like, no, no, that we had that ship.
Speaker 1: But Holly Robinson, Pete's dad was the main. Ain't with Gordon.
Speaker 1: Funny thing about the Roosevelt Franklin. I had an uncle.
Speaker 1: My grandmother had a brother named Roosevelt Franklin, Roosevelt dellenor Franklin.
Speaker 1: But wait a minute, whoa crazy shit? Um? I found
Speaker 1: out at my grandmother's funeral. My aunt told the story
Speaker 1: that um, that they were getting ready to lose their house.
Speaker 1: She literally rostration and fifth and they were getting ready
Speaker 1: to lose their house. And the mama wrote the president,
Speaker 1: and the President said the houses in the all kinds
Speaker 1: of ship, right, And her mother was so proud of that,
Speaker 1: And because she named her son Roosevelt jellenor Franklin damn everything,
Speaker 1: Franklin Delano, Roosevelt Roosevelt delanof Wow, Yeah, who came up
Speaker 1: with that? I'm just that's that's all. That's all. That
Speaker 1: was Schoolhouse Rock. I'm just the bill. Yeah, I'm only
Speaker 1: Bill hand on little hitting Hill on Capitol Hill. Well
Speaker 1: now I'm off Turtle White House and I ain't feeling right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's his name is um Bob d row I think
Speaker 1: it's Bob, it's a it's a couple of cats that
Speaker 1: were the main singers, because you know they had history, science, mathematics.
Speaker 1: Remember three is a magic number, Yes it is. Every
Speaker 1: triangle has three corners, every triangle has three sides, no more,
Speaker 1: no less. You don't have to guess when it's three.
Speaker 1: You can see. No, it was a guy, Bob d Rowe.
Speaker 1: A man and a woman had a little baby. Yes
Speaker 1: they did. They had three in a family. Three six, nine, twelve, twelve, fifteen,
Speaker 1: eighteen thirty. Yo, remember that. I remember. I remember a
Speaker 1: lot of this stuff vaguely, but man, you got it down,
Speaker 1: pat Man. Yeah, I went back. Yeah, I still watched
Speaker 1: him over. I watched him again. I watched the Schoolhouse Rock.
Speaker 1: I'll go in YouTube and I do. I always bring
Speaker 1: up this ship. I watched old Ship all the time
Speaker 1: because with comedy, man, it's like no dipping in hip hop.
Speaker 1: You guys gotta be up on your ship with your
Speaker 1: similes and your references and ship like that. Do you
Speaker 1: ever forget your stuff stage? Oh yeah, sometimes you'll be
Speaker 1: like you get a brain fart and ship like you're like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: when you see someone crazy shit out there. But that's
Speaker 1: why you're like, damn, I got would I would forget
Speaker 1: like immediately, like I would be out there stage like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're on the stage. Will d yeah yeah yeah. I
Speaker 1: come out and should be doping the first two Oh,
Speaker 1: ye're doing a little dance. Will come out with music,
Speaker 1: dance come out though, that should be fine, And I
Speaker 1: have to be like like, yeah, man, so I got
Speaker 1: the first joke down. I knocked the first joke. It's
Speaker 1: easy after that. Listening man. Obviously, obviously you're one of
Speaker 1: the best guys when they come to doing impressions. That's
Speaker 1: that's a gimme. How often do you get upset when
Speaker 1: people say do this impression when you're trying to do jokes?
Speaker 1: You know what? What's really good too. What I love
Speaker 1: about the audience that they don't really do that that much.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they go, hey, man, gotta get there st and
Speaker 1: then I get it, But they don't do it too often.
Speaker 1: Because I got joke jokes. I'm known for having material.
Speaker 1: I made sure my old manager, David Rescues, Dave Klingman,
Speaker 1: he team made sure. He said, whatever you do, you
Speaker 1: know you can do your voices you can transition into accents.
Speaker 1: Make sure you get strong material first and then bring
Speaker 1: it in because you don't want to be depending on
Speaker 1: that ship. A lot of times when comics have depend
Speaker 1: on they depend on the in person nations there, their
Speaker 1: acts are really weak unless they're doing a voice, and
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have to do voices. I don't.
Speaker 1: There's times I don't do any voices. I'll do like
Speaker 1: some access that you know, if I'm talking about Africans
Speaker 1: or I'm doing Indian people. Everybody, I told you, what
Speaker 1: do you doing of it? I do that? You know, Chinese?
Speaker 1: Chinese very difficult? Why you trying to speak Chinese a lot?
Speaker 1: Don't told you? You know I could do that. You
Speaker 1: got Vietnamese here? You know you have a lot of
Speaker 1: Vietnamese here. I grew up with them. You're like me,
Speaker 1: dang dang mean Vietnam. You know you asked me to
Speaker 1: me very good, you know, praying like you're drinking a
Speaker 1: lot of water and you're Vietnamese. But and you know,
Speaker 1: and you know me dang me dang means black person
Speaker 1: in in Vietnamese. It means like a derogatory word, me
Speaker 1: dang me dang. You me, dang that that's yeah, that's
Speaker 1: give me a derogatory Chinese. Oh, it's it's it's fun.
Speaker 1: I forgot what the word because they go, there's a
Speaker 1: guy that's teaching those people, those black children in Africa
Speaker 1: bad words. You know you've seen that, right, what happened
Speaker 1: the video of a Chinese man teaching black children Chinese?
Speaker 1: Because you know Chinese are in Nigeria and Africa, so
Speaker 1: they're teaching these black children to say they're black monsters
Speaker 1: and niggas and but they don't know you haven't seen it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so and the kids are like some chip and it
Speaker 1: means black monster. We were poor where this and they
Speaker 1: don't even know what they're teaching that ship not all
Speaker 1: Chinese people. What change people? What are the bad Chinese
Speaker 1: people doing in Africa? What did the bad they they
Speaker 1: take trying to take all the resources. Uh, they gave
Speaker 1: Nigeria about sixty I don't know, a couple of a
Speaker 1: bunch of hundred millions of dollars to read um to
Speaker 1: fix the infrastructure. So they're trying to take over Nigeria,
Speaker 1: colonized Nigeria. But hopefully black a lot of black leaders
Speaker 1: won't do that. Let them have let it happen. But
Speaker 1: they're trying to do some fun over there. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know every Chinese person, but I know they're
Speaker 1: doing some fun over there. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be some Nigerian Chinese people they're coming. You know.
Speaker 1: That's that's really sad man. It's like, yeah, goddamn, can
Speaker 1: we have some can we maintain something? Can we hold
Speaker 1: up some type of integrity? Can somebody have some balls?
Speaker 1: Can you put can somebody put people over profits? We
Speaker 1: And it's sad because you got your old people doing
Speaker 1: that ship sometimes too. And Africa. The reason why, like
Speaker 1: you see, like the Chinese or the Asians get their
Speaker 1: little they get their law passed, you know, anti Asian
Speaker 1: law passed. You know Dr Claude um Anderson, he said
Speaker 1: it perfectly. Go let me tell you why you don't
Speaker 1: see no Chinese man, Chinese man kill shot by police
Speaker 1: because they got an economic front. They put their money together,
Speaker 1: they got an front. You know why Niggas are getting
Speaker 1: killed all the time because we don't got no money together.
Speaker 1: We don't put our money together. We vote for this,
Speaker 1: vote for that. We should be independent. Oh you know
Speaker 1: what when you know how strong we'd be if we
Speaker 1: all came independently voted, we would have these politicians in
Speaker 1: our pocket. We all put our money together. The reason
Speaker 1: why they treat us like ship is we don't have
Speaker 1: an economic front. We're not buying the police, we're not
Speaker 1: buying the politicians. That's why they look at us and
Speaker 1: don't give a funk about us. That's why we're always
Speaker 1: getting shot because if we don't get it, why don't
Speaker 1: we get it? Because we spend our money and everybody
Speaker 1: else's ship. Because what they say that they Arabs Asians.
Speaker 1: We go to their stores after even being treated like ship,
Speaker 1: we still go back to their ship, still buy their ship.
Speaker 1: Women got to get their hair weaves after being called
Speaker 1: fucking nigger left and right, and they'll go back to
Speaker 1: that same motherfucker. And then all they get is we're
Speaker 1: sorry because they're losing business if we and you know,
Speaker 1: we're trying no to open our own hair care. I mean,
Speaker 1: we got other people from other races selling us our
Speaker 1: own hair care ship. The fund is going on here.
Speaker 1: And and the problem is is if we add our
Speaker 1: own economic front, it's all about money, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Why did the Asians get the anti Asian
Speaker 1: hate thing because they're China. They're connecting America China, China.
Speaker 1: Don't play that ship. They're like, you better handle that ship.
Speaker 1: Asian countries, they're they love their Asian people, Asian people.
Speaker 1: Asia likes they're Asian people here. I would you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if they like them all, but they
Speaker 1: have a connection. Africa and African Americans ain't connected. They're
Speaker 1: not connected. Like there's a lot of division, and that's
Speaker 1: what's fucked imagining that Africa backed up African Americans and
Speaker 1: they were like, Nah, you need to sign an anti
Speaker 1: hate and the anti lynching bill. They got an anti
Speaker 1: lynching bill still on the fucking table. They gotta think
Speaker 1: about hanging niggas. They still gotta think about hanging us.
Speaker 1: Like what do we do, John, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a it's a toughie, you know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't see what the problem it's. It's hatred of
Speaker 1: black people. They everyone hates. That's the problem. We just
Speaker 1: we're because of you know how, because of our history,
Speaker 1: how we were brought here and change. We're the only
Speaker 1: group of people here who did not come voluntarily. So uh,
Speaker 1: we're the only group of people here that um, we're
Speaker 1: the only group of people here that our own. Uh.
Speaker 1: We don't have a government like like everybody else. That's
Speaker 1: why I like, if you know, you don't see police
Speaker 1: gunning down Australians and when they did, they paid up
Speaker 1: real quick, gave gave a copper life sentence. You don't
Speaker 1: see them gunning down Asian people because they know it's
Speaker 1: gonna be some ship with China. They know it's gonna
Speaker 1: be some ship. They don't careful, you don't, you don't,
Speaker 1: you don't see them. You don't see them gunning gunning
Speaker 1: down Arabs and ship like because they know it's gonna
Speaker 1: be some ship you see, because they got a country
Speaker 1: that it's going to create an international crisis. So when
Speaker 1: they kill us, it's no international crisis. Which like you say, uh,
Speaker 1: we're we're we're we're descendants of Africa. But in America,
Speaker 1: if you're born, wherever you're born, that's what you are.
Speaker 1: That's wherever you're born. You know, that's your nationality. I
Speaker 1: got you what I'm saying, wherever you're born, that's your nationality. Right,
Speaker 1: we we are Americans and but the thing is that
Speaker 1: we're not treated like Americans when we're not treat like
Speaker 1: in fact, other people that come here that we paved
Speaker 1: the way for treated more like Americans. And that is
Speaker 1: because of systematic oppression. That is because of the people
Speaker 1: that's in that are empower Your politicians. You're you're the
Speaker 1: people who write the laws, the people enforced the laws.
Speaker 1: Those motherfucker's all these senators been sitting around, ain't been
Speaker 1: doing ship. Your your state reps who ain't been doing ship,
Speaker 1: you know, your your your your congressman and women who
Speaker 1: ain't been doing ship but getting paid and going alone
Speaker 1: to get along. Yeah, And it's them. And it's easy
Speaker 1: to divide us because we'll sell each other out in
Speaker 1: a fucking heart because there are black people that do
Speaker 1: not want to see the progress of other black people.
Speaker 1: Black panthers are a perfect example. There were, you know,
Speaker 1: the informants that that killed Fred Hampton. You know in Chicago.
Speaker 1: Fred Hampton died at years old in bed with his
Speaker 1: wife like sleeping when they killed him in his sleep.
Speaker 1: But they had a black dude go in and fun
Speaker 1: things up. That's how the gang ship started in Chicago.
Speaker 1: A lot of the gang ship was like a lot
Speaker 1: of the gangs were trying to help out, have breakfast programs,
Speaker 1: are trying to help the youth. And then the FBI
Speaker 1: was like na, na na, what's his name? Jaredo Whu
Speaker 1: was like, nah, funk all that. We gotta find get
Speaker 1: some of these brothers to come in and start our
Speaker 1: arguments with these motherfucker's. They'll get us. We'll do anything
Speaker 1: that's ruined, eat ruin each other. Look at how divided
Speaker 1: Caribbeans Africans after there, everybody fighting thinking they better than
Speaker 1: each other. We looked the same right back. The reason
Speaker 1: why it's so difficult though, it's not it's not like
Speaker 1: it's not like you don't have just millions of black
Speaker 1: people out there that's not trying. The problem is is
Speaker 1: like even when you do get it together and you're
Speaker 1: on the right track, they come in with their nasty,
Speaker 1: evil asses and they derail it. And they can do
Speaker 1: that and get away with it again because the government
Speaker 1: creates the laws, the government enforces the laws, and so
Speaker 1: we're the only group of people in this country that
Speaker 1: uh targeted by own government for failure. Like like no government.
Speaker 1: You can't name a group of people in the entire civilization,
Speaker 1: who has ever been able to reach their full potential
Speaker 1: when they've been targeted by their own government. These motherfucker's
Speaker 1: run it. They got and so they can always even
Speaker 1: when they come to education, y'all want to teach that. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we're gonna defund you. We're gonna get you the money,
Speaker 1: so now you got to teach this bullshit. But they
Speaker 1: want you to teach you because they're not gonna fund it.
Speaker 1: So we're we're we're we're fighting, we're fighting so so
Speaker 1: many battles. But but and it does, so it so
Speaker 1: we can do as much as we can. We can
Speaker 1: do but it but it doesn't matter at the end
Speaker 1: of the day. Why it matters. But again, we're still
Speaker 1: not gonna get there all the way because our government,
Speaker 1: the government, because they pay taxes, We play taxes to
Speaker 1: these these motherfucker's got take tanks to keep us down,
Speaker 1: and they come up with something, and they come up
Speaker 1: with something every ten to fifteen years to to to
Speaker 1: deliver another death blow. Always like we're gonna look look
Speaker 1: at Slavery. We got Jim Crow, Jim you got red lining, reconstruction,
Speaker 1: got reconstruction, we got vacation food. We got the crack epidemic.
Speaker 1: We got some fun the groceries, so so kids black
Speaker 1: kids don't eat. They always got some new snaps and
Speaker 1: then they'll send the police to kill, you know, the
Speaker 1: police brutality. Also also JAREDO. Hoover said, the biggest threat
Speaker 1: to this country is Negro improvement empowerment. The biggest threat
Speaker 1: is Negro empowerment. We that's the biggest threat to our
Speaker 1: country is black people getting shipped. It's a threat because
Speaker 1: a threat because they think that if we get into
Speaker 1: a certain position, we're gonna do the same thing that
Speaker 1: they did to us. But that's not in our nature.
Speaker 1: Because we're people of the earth. We're we are a
Speaker 1: hundred percent human. We're a hundred percent human. They just
Speaker 1: they I think it might be and I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to say this, but this scientists said their part Neanderthals,
Speaker 1: there's ninety seven or three percent in the hand of throw.
Speaker 1: We're a hundred percent. We're looking out forgiving. We are
Speaker 1: black folks. We forgive a lot. We do. People do
Speaker 1: ship to us. But it can be like, oh, these
Speaker 1: white people did something to us. But these white people
Speaker 1: are cool, man, They're cool. We judge people by character.
Speaker 1: We always judge people by content of character. But the
Speaker 1: fund the problem is will forgive, you know, white people
Speaker 1: for doing so much fun ship to us, But we'll
Speaker 1: be ready to smoke another black man or black woman
Speaker 1: for stepping on our shoe or fucking some dumb ship.
Speaker 1: We'll have so much anger because they beat it into
Speaker 1: us to hate each other. Yeah. They they did that
Speaker 1: ship to us, the Willie Lynch ship and all that.
Speaker 1: They made us hate each other, like when we get
Speaker 1: mad at each other, we're so fucking mad, Like, Yo,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill this motherfucker, no funk that. But a
Speaker 1: white dude would be like, Yo, I didn't like what
Speaker 1: he said. But yo, we have to forgive and be
Speaker 1: able to move on. But that nigga right now, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill it. An. Do you know it's like we
Speaker 1: it's like they really did a good job on us
Speaker 1: as far as fucking us mentally, they fucked us. Yo.
Speaker 1: They have turned us, like Minister Aferican said, turning a
Speaker 1: race inside out, you know, with no knowledge of self,
Speaker 1: no knowledge of who they are, no connection to God.
Speaker 1: And here you come with your white Jesus and you
Speaker 1: bring all this European ideology to black people, and then
Speaker 1: you send them out with no education, no knowledge of self.
Speaker 1: What do you want us to do? You know how?
Speaker 1: It's knowledge and it sounds corny, knowledge of self the
Speaker 1: way knowledge of self man. Because I saw the minister's
Speaker 1: last speech in February. It was me to change rock him.
Speaker 1: Um Corey Colcham is there. We was all there and
Speaker 1: I got Riza Islam he and I was in Dayton, Ohio.
Speaker 1: I drove over there. My plane was late, but I
Speaker 1: rent in a car. So it's I think it's a swansung.
Speaker 1: You know. Ministers eighty nine years old. And I used
Speaker 1: to see him in college. I us see him when
Speaker 1: I was eighteen. I used to go live to Savior's Day.
Speaker 1: I've been to about four or five of them. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't go to that one. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: I had something, did you go? Yeah? You see what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I we've been to like events live,
Speaker 1: I've seen them, you know. And and knowledge of self. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it has to be. But we have
Speaker 1: to take it upon ourselves, not waiting on them too,
Speaker 1: because they're they don't want this. First of all, critical
Speaker 1: race theory is a fucking bullshit ass branding. It's just
Speaker 1: American history, it's just American history. To American history, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we don't want to because most of African American history
Speaker 1: is white oppression. It's black people trying to fight white oppression,
Speaker 1: and they don't want that in there because they don't
Speaker 1: want to feel guilty. But the problem is you still
Speaker 1: you're still behaving the same way, but they're still behaving
Speaker 1: the same way, still call us niggas, it will still
Speaker 1: treating us like niggas. Now, if they stop that behavior,
Speaker 1: then we don't have to teach that because you've learned
Speaker 1: your lesson, but they still treat us like shit. So
Speaker 1: we need to know what the fucking reason is. And
Speaker 1: African and American history truthfully told would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's why they're like that, because how do we not
Speaker 1: teach black history? And you keep calling my son and
Speaker 1: daughters niggas? Where is this coming from? Funk that your
Speaker 1: behavior isn't changing. So we need to know what the
Speaker 1: symptom is is so we can come to a solution.
Speaker 1: And I'm telling we have to self educate ourselves. There
Speaker 1: are plenty of books. We just gotta get diligent to go.
Speaker 1: Let me read about the ship on my own. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna wait for these motherfucker's to give it to me,
Speaker 1: because I learned most of my ship outside of the curriculum.
Speaker 1: I just picked up books. Black bookstores are opening up
Speaker 1: left and right. You can order Ship. You can get
Speaker 1: um how to Um, how to Eat, The Message to
Speaker 1: the Black Man, how to Eat to Livelijah Mohammed, Auto Biophy,
Speaker 1: and Malcomnec. You can get Stolen Legacy. You can get
Speaker 1: Black Athena. You can get um Um the Iss Papers
Speaker 1: by Francis Chris Welson. You can get Destruction of Black
Speaker 1: Civilization by Chancellor Williams. You can get behold of Pale Horse.
Speaker 1: You can get What the Funk. You can get all
Speaker 1: of James Baldwin's readings Blues for Mr Charlie. If Beal
Speaker 1: Street can talk, you can get all of the Fire
Speaker 1: next Time. You can get um Alice Walker. You can
Speaker 1: read um Sula by Tony Morrison. You can read The
Speaker 1: bluest I by to Tony Morrison. You can read Nikki
Speaker 1: Giovarni Sonya Sanchez. You can read Sucking the writings of
Speaker 1: Dr Martin Luke and you read the speeches of funk
Speaker 1: are you talking about there? Right there? You got video
Speaker 1: games that you can get. You'll get the latest video
Speaker 1: Go get a book too. With that. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: you can't play video game, but go get that ship self. Knowledge.
Speaker 1: Fuck waiting on them. Waiting on them means critical race
Speaker 1: theory means nothing. It's not a fucking theory. It's a fact.
Speaker 1: Critical race theory. A theory is something that you guys,
Speaker 1: It's sort of like, uh, an assumption, I think, almost
Speaker 1: like a guess a theory like you go, like the
Speaker 1: theory of relativity. Einstein's like, you know what, I believe
Speaker 1: that light, you know, the light moves at this speed
Speaker 1: six thousand miles per second squared. I believe that, And
Speaker 1: and other people battle that like, well, I don't know
Speaker 1: if your theory is right. It's like it's almost like
Speaker 1: an assumption you make that can be argued. It can
Speaker 1: be argued unless until proven. The theory black race theory,
Speaker 1: it's a crime in Florida to make white people feel uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: uncomfortable about what they did to black people. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: but you know what the biggest problem is that Okay,
Speaker 1: first and foremost, the history of slavery needs to be taught.
Speaker 1: The history of Jim Crow needs to be to All
Speaker 1: black history need to be taught like all other history
Speaker 1: is taught in America. American history is what it is.
Speaker 1: But if you don't like it, if you don't like
Speaker 1: it that much, if it pains you that much, why
Speaker 1: are you still doing the ship that you did in
Speaker 1: the past. And the problem the thing is that we
Speaker 1: wouldn't even be talking about this as much, we wouldn't
Speaker 1: be as passionate about it if they still was not behaving.
Speaker 1: It's like the ain't no change behavior, behavior, it's the same.
Speaker 1: It's just like people say. I hate when people go, man,
Speaker 1: how could this be happening? Man? It's two? Man, what
Speaker 1: what are we doing? First of all, enough with that
Speaker 1: dumb ship. All you gotta do if you want to
Speaker 1: know where we're at as far as society subtract by
Speaker 1: a hundred, it's nineteen twenty two. That'll keep you in
Speaker 1: fucking focus. It's nineteen two. White folks are still acting
Speaker 1: like it's nineteen twenty two, okay, because you know this,
Speaker 1: it's two. The needle isn't moving. And even with like
Speaker 1: when you know people get mad when you bring up
Speaker 1: in a racial dating and all this other ship. We've
Speaker 1: been sucking each other for a long time, and the
Speaker 1: racism needle hasn't moved. We've been fucking the ship out
Speaker 1: of each other, banging, banging, ah, sweating, fucking, fucking, and
Speaker 1: they're still racist. So fucking some body out of a
Speaker 1: different race does not change the racism quotient. My friends,
Speaker 1: a lot of people think that, Well, you know, people
Speaker 1: will come up like, well, I understand because my wife's Asian.
Speaker 1: Shut the funk up. You have a fetish, dude. A
Speaker 1: lot of times people got fetishes. Nobody wants to talk
Speaker 1: about a fetish. A lot of times it's just a fetish.
Speaker 1: It's just you have a fetish. Then there's people who actually,
Speaker 1: I say, there's a small percentage people who actually love
Speaker 1: somebody because you just love them, not because I'm mad
Speaker 1: at black men, saw I'm a data white man, or
Speaker 1: I'm mad at black women. I'm a data white girl.
Speaker 1: I think it's fucked up. You should date love somebody
Speaker 1: because you love them, not because you hate your whole
Speaker 1: race or you and and fetishy ship. A lot of
Speaker 1: times people approached it in a fetishy way. Nobody wants
Speaker 1: to admit it, but they do, and they think that
Speaker 1: they're solving the race problem because I went to school
Speaker 1: with motherfucker's who had black girlfriends, calling us niggers maybe
Speaker 1: like you fucking nigga, and they're like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about but your girlfriend's black. That's that's different. I
Speaker 1: was around that ship man. Motherfucker's would be fucking chasing
Speaker 1: you out of their neighborhoods. Wearing Michael Jordan's jersey. Italians
Speaker 1: be like, Hey, you fucking niggas, but you got Jordan's on.
Speaker 1: You ain't wearing de Neros in rocket out compee. Yes
Speaker 1: it's fucking niggas, but you're And I knew girls from
Speaker 1: other races, you know, you'd be like out, you know,
Speaker 1: hanging party in and they'd be like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: understand it. My my brother, he's always talking about niggat nigga,
Speaker 1: but he's always listening to like, you know, he listened
Speaker 1: to Public Enemy. He looks Jimmy Hendrien and they would
Speaker 1: tell you this ship. That's what I'm saying. What it
Speaker 1: has to be is a change in you. That's why
Speaker 1: I was a big George Carlin fan George Colin, legendary comedian.
Speaker 1: You know, Irish dude, grew up in Halem. He has
Speaker 1: a great documentary on HBO. But what I liked about
Speaker 1: him he spoke to power. He's a white man that
Speaker 1: spoke to power and his wife was white. I like that.
Speaker 1: I I cup of times. I trust that because when
Speaker 1: a guy is like my wife's act, let me be
Speaker 1: a fucking civil rights guy. I go, it's like compromising.
Speaker 1: It's like you're making up for your I don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't always trust that, not saying that they're not trying.
Speaker 1: But are you doing that because your wife's black? Or
Speaker 1: would you do it if you're white, was white? Would
Speaker 1: you still fight? You understand that. That's that's why I
Speaker 1: love Carlin so much because he spoke to power. He
Speaker 1: spoke about the mistreatment of blacks and Latino. He went
Speaker 1: in and his wife was a white lady, And I go,
Speaker 1: that's true blue. Jane Elliott, you know Jane Elliott, tim wise,
Speaker 1: tim wise, they have white spouses, but they're speaking to power,
Speaker 1: like if oh my white, my husband's black. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you've called you've called black women black bitches though, and
Speaker 1: your husbands black because sometimes you could be with somebody
Speaker 1: of another race because you're trying to get back at somebody.
Speaker 1: There are situations like that. I'm not saying everybody does that,
Speaker 1: but a lot of times people in interracial relationships get
Speaker 1: mad at this conversation because I'm hitting the fucking nerve.
Speaker 1: Is that what happened with Patrick Patterson, the NBA player
Speaker 1: that you came from, the one who talked to me,
Speaker 1: who called black women bulled off? He was married to
Speaker 1: a white woman. That's fun. Yeah, that's a that's another
Speaker 1: example of hating yourself. Your mama is black man. I
Speaker 1: don't know his business, but your mama. You came for
Speaker 1: your mom's. When you say black women ain't ship, you
Speaker 1: are insulting your grandmother. See when we say when we
Speaker 1: insult black women, we're thinking women on Instagram with the
Speaker 1: ass out, the ones we wanted to funk and all
Speaker 1: this other bullshit. No, you're insulting black women, old black women,
Speaker 1: aunties and grandmothers and little girls. You're insulting all of them,
Speaker 1: not just the ones you like and trying to talk to.
Speaker 1: Not that I'm talking about on a level of just
Speaker 1: there's a black old lady that's been that. That's the
Speaker 1: reason why you're here is because of her presence. You're
Speaker 1: insulting all of that ship. He actually said that he
Speaker 1: came back and clean it up. He was just talking
Speaker 1: about the one guy who attacked him because he had
Speaker 1: a white wife, And he wasn't talking about all black women.
Speaker 1: He was just calming that guy's wife, don't be careful
Speaker 1: when you're talking. That's you're saying about her, but be
Speaker 1: very clear when you're saying that, you gotta be clear.
Speaker 1: Go And he probably got caught because black let's be honest,
Speaker 1: But there are guys like him though that Like, man,
Speaker 1: black girls fuck that. They they look like I said,
Speaker 1: that's not true. Black women are the finest motherfucker's on
Speaker 1: the planet. They aged the best, best bodies, the whole nine,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, I'm not saying that there are
Speaker 1: no beautiful women in other races. Of course there's beauty
Speaker 1: and every race. But we really gotta get in the
Speaker 1: start getting the habit of like complimenting each other in public. Man, Like,
Speaker 1: black women get it the worst though. That's real ship though.
Speaker 1: They always getting nappy headed this and everybody praises all
Speaker 1: the other women, all the time. They're always getting the
Speaker 1: praise if and the Asian girl ain't getting the praise.
Speaker 1: Black black women save the fucking save every group on
Speaker 1: the planet. They save every as on the plane, every
Speaker 1: every group, nurturing other people's children. There, they're they're they're
Speaker 1: they're the cradle of civilization, the black women. So so
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, to attack a black woman, to drag,
Speaker 1: to disparage a black woman is to disparage yourself, because
Speaker 1: ain't it ain't a motherfucker on this planet who haven't
Speaker 1: benefited from the existence of black women, period. Pre don't
Speaker 1: fun what somebody told you. I'm telling you. I'm telling
Speaker 1: what God love and he loved the truth. Foul you, Micha,
Speaker 1: because that be pushing that. I have a lot of
Speaker 1: black and there's some black women that got mad at
Speaker 1: me because I made a video about I don't know
Speaker 1: if you saw that one. I was in Brooklyn and
Speaker 1: it was a advertisement of a black woman and a
Speaker 1: white man in a in an ad and I said,
Speaker 1: why they got this ad in this black ass neighborhood?
Speaker 1: What is subliminally breaking down the black family? And I
Speaker 1: guess some women that were dating white man came at me,
Speaker 1: getting all angry, and I'm saying, every black woman, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of black women that come at me and
Speaker 1: come at me and say fucked up, ship to me,
Speaker 1: get online, been fucking trolling me for since since last
Speaker 1: since pandemic. But it's all good. But I know there's
Speaker 1: a lot of black women that backed me up though,
Speaker 1: that backed me to funk up. But there's something that
Speaker 1: come at me. So why the funk would you say that?
Speaker 1: I go, why are you getting mad at what I said?
Speaker 1: I'm talking about subliminal messaging and advertisement and you're talking
Speaker 1: about your little personal relationship. You mean he was Subliminal
Speaker 1: messages mean something because just like they mean something when
Speaker 1: you see the black doll and the white dog, you
Speaker 1: know it means something that you always seeing the white
Speaker 1: dogs and all of the magazines white dogs. All you
Speaker 1: see is white dogs everywhere you look, white dogs, white dogs,
Speaker 1: white dogs. If you see a little good even on
Speaker 1: television advertising white dogs, white dogs, white dogs, what do
Speaker 1: you think the little black kid is gonna want, gonna
Speaker 1: want white dog? Because that's all they see. It's like
Speaker 1: in their brain and it's all psychology tricks. It's all
Speaker 1: psychological tricks that they got. Images are important, not always
Speaker 1: reading words. Images. When you see an image, it sticks
Speaker 1: in your head. It's sticks, it stays embedded in your ship.
Speaker 1: That's why they know what they're doing. Advertising. They put
Speaker 1: the big posters up in certain neighborhoods, like in black
Speaker 1: neighbors that have smoking and drinking and all kinds of ship.
Speaker 1: Just like in your head, those images you know they'll
Speaker 1: but you go to a gentrified neighborhood, it's healthy posters
Speaker 1: and posters of this that you know, progress and ship
Speaker 1: like that. They know what the funk they're doing. What
Speaker 1: is it? What is it? Picture is worth more than
Speaker 1: a thousand words express in It's facts. It's fact. Do
Speaker 1: you ever being that you are a comedian, you're a
Speaker 1: funny guy, but obviously you have a serious side to you.
Speaker 1: Do you ever get conflicted about speaking about real ship
Speaker 1: because people sometimes do get uncomfortable about that. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: I mean it's so funny because I love I love
Speaker 1: going hard to paint. Man. I like I like challenges.
Speaker 1: I like when they kind of get I can I
Speaker 1: kinda get off of them being uncomfortable. I go, ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going there. I don't like taking the easy route.
Speaker 1: But sometimes I I do think about like, because my
Speaker 1: audiences are pretty like diversively diversified. There's white, Black, Latin Asian.
Speaker 1: I go, well, now, how can I do this to
Speaker 1: make it palatable for everybody? Because that's important because I
Speaker 1: if I'm just gonna say direct ship with no funny,
Speaker 1: that's not fair to them, because if they're paying money
Speaker 1: to come see me, I gotta make it. They know
Speaker 1: my style, but I can't make it where I'm pounding
Speaker 1: them as if I hate I hate you in particular,
Speaker 1: it's not fair to them. How can I make this
Speaker 1: clan joke go and make everybody laugh at the same time.
Speaker 1: Because you're an artist. Now, if I'm gonna be a preacher,
Speaker 1: that's different. But if I'm a comedian, you gotta be
Speaker 1: a comic. You have to tell jokes and be funny.
Speaker 1: You don't have to preach them. They know there's racing
Speaker 1: and they know a lot of that. We ain't ship.
Speaker 1: We get it. But I'm here because you're a funny guy.
Speaker 1: I don't mind you saying that. I'll be uncomfortable, but
Speaker 1: that mother to come with a punchline, and that's fair
Speaker 1: and let that be a lesson to all the new
Speaker 1: comedians out that a young up and coming comedians. Yes,
Speaker 1: be funny first. I don't care what you do. Thank you,
Speaker 1: though I watched. I've watched so many of these guys
Speaker 1: come up. I know some of these guys who are
Speaker 1: legends right now. I remember when they were teenagers. And
Speaker 1: I can tell you I understand comment. I may not.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell the jokes ship, but
Speaker 1: I know a funny joke when here you're not a
Speaker 1: funny guy? Funny, Hi, funny he hit amuse me funny?
Speaker 1: How I love how? It just deferently regular voice, Willy,
Speaker 1: don't even try to take nobody. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, Willie? What do I make you laugh? Clown
Speaker 1: him here to amuse you and make you laugh? What
Speaker 1: makes me so fucking funny? No, he's a big boy.
Speaker 1: Tell me he's the way I talk? What the fuck
Speaker 1: makes me so funny? I got you your motherfucker you're
Speaker 1: almost fucking's crushed, you almost crumbled under questioning STA tuned
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