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Speaker 1: My neighbor is suing me for two hundred and thirty

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Speaker 1: five thousand dollars for not walking my kids home from

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Speaker 2: Hey, if you don't walk your kids over for the

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Speaker 2: bus stop, they could get murdered or they could get

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Speaker 2: abducted by a child predator. And then Chris Hansen is

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Speaker 2: going to have to save the day. And then you know,

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Speaker 2: sooner or later, your kid's going to be calling Chris daddy.

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Speaker 1: I want that, you know, Sam, and the everyone knows

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Speaker 1: the uh parent not walking child to the bus to

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Speaker 1: prison pipeline. Okay, oh yeah, right off, by not having

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Speaker 1: your parent there, gateway drug.

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Speaker 2: It's the gateway drug. Yeah, the gateway drug of neglectful parenting. Exactly.

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Speaker 2: You're a terrible parent. Opia you should sue for more

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Speaker 2: where this person is. Yeah, that's what we're saying. We're

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Speaker 2: with the person suing.

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Speaker 1: So I just got civil court papers and I am

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Speaker 1: freaking out.

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Speaker 2: As you should be. Maybe everyone's soue happy in freaking America.

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Speaker 2: This is this is really true, though. Have you ever

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Speaker 2: gotten sued? I don't.

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Speaker 1: Technically once it was kind of my family, but I

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Speaker 1: was involved, like.

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Speaker 2: Your family sued you. No, not my family someone sued

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Speaker 2: me and my family. Low key, really, I can break

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Speaker 2: that down. Yeah, yeah, I want to hear that. Very interested.

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Speaker 1: So, so, the bus drops off the neighborhood kids at

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Speaker 1: the bus stop across the street from my house. Our

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Speaker 1: house is located at a dead end and there is

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Speaker 1: a t intersection and the bus does a three point turn.

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Speaker 2: Okay, thanks for the bus logistics, Thank you, Thank you

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Speaker 2: for the bus route. Everybody ride just like a bus route.

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Speaker 2: The only it's what it's a jay Z line.

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Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite of all time because it's

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Speaker 1: so hilarious. It's on an empire state of mind.

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Speaker 2: That lyric written about me. I would never come out

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Speaker 2: of a hole. I love it so much because it's

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Speaker 2: so hilarious. God, I feel bad for whatever lady. It

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Speaker 2: was like a figurative now, you know, I think it's

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Speaker 2: one specific person that jay Z is salty about. You know,

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Speaker 2: maybe maybe maybe Beyonce. You know, it was mean to

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Speaker 2: him one morning.

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Speaker 1: And he's like, I need a a little love from

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Speaker 1: somewhere else. Let me check the buser out.

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Speaker 2: He did cheat on Beyonce? Right? He did? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: multiple times, saucy, I think, right, multiple times with one

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Speaker 2: person I think there's no way jay Z all right anyway,

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Speaker 2: but there's no way jay Z hasn't cheated on his

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Speaker 1: I think when they were married. When they were married, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he did more when they were dating. So AnyWho,

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Speaker 1: enough BT for today.

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Speaker 2: So what's bt uh Beyonce t ah Okay? Is that known?

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Speaker 2: It's just like to.

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Speaker 1: Probably done that coming out. Bet that would be a

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Speaker 1: huge podcast brow millions of downloads for sure. So the

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Speaker 1: furthest that the bus backs up to is forty feet

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Speaker 1: from my driveway, so it's pretty dang close.

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Speaker 2: Like forty feet from your driveway.

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Speaker 1: Well that's like two, but I mean my bus stop

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Speaker 1: was literally like I had to walk like.

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Speaker 2: All the way through that. Yeah, in terms of like

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Speaker 2: how close the stop is. You're parking in his driveway. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's like if you were carpooling, that's where the carpool

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Speaker 2: moms and dads would pick you up from exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's like, oh, meat at my house right right forty

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Speaker 2: feet away. I'm at your house. Yeah, easy.

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Speaker 1: Now the dead end is where my son crosses. It's

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Speaker 1: about one hundred and twenty five feet to the bus.

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Speaker 2: That's so dangerous. That's where people die at the end.

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Speaker 2: You would let your son go through Wow dead and

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Speaker 2: you want him to die. I'm gonna sue you for

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Speaker 2: two hundred fifty grand crossing a whole driveway. Now the

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Speaker 2: child's just gonna drop dead. Yeah, oh, you're standing right there,

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Speaker 2: these freaking gen z gen whatever. Whatever the next one is.

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Speaker 2: Kids aren't built for walking. You know, we didn't keep

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Speaker 2: their circle of exploration tiny. You just have to keep

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Speaker 2: them limp and damp. We just to get you, would

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Speaker 2: I pad to make sure you don't get born on

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Speaker 2: your way to the bus stop. Mom, I took one

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Speaker 2: step without the iPad. Give me more riddling, gim meymore.

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Speaker 2: I need it. I need it fuel my meth addiction.

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Speaker 2: I need more meth and fetam. Give it to me.

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Speaker 1: Now all of this is on camera, and after analyzing

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Speaker 1: my footage, my son doesn't even reach the road until

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Speaker 2: It takes my son.

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Speaker 1: Longer just to walk through our neighbor's yard than it

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Speaker 1: does for the bus to back up to our driveway.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't find one instance of them being at the

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Speaker 1: of where it's going is like.

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Speaker 2: So basically, what OPI is saying is, at no point

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Speaker 2: was the bus going to run over my child? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that sounds like yests. That's a jest. But now there's

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Speaker 2: always always a butt now and if it's a Reddit story,

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Speaker 1: The neighbor is claiming a total, a grand wopping total

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Speaker 1: of one hundred and fifty nine thousand, nine hundred and

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Speaker 1: twenty five dollars wow, for five years of lost wages

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Speaker 1: for what. Her affidavit states that she can't get a

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Speaker 1: job because then there would be no one to protect

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Speaker 2: From the bus to because he's walking across the perilous journey,

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Speaker 2: the perilous journey Sam, Oh my god, I hope this

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Speaker 2: person isn't a mother, because forget helicopters parent, we're talking

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Speaker 2: like UAV drone parent. This helicopters are not enough.

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Speaker 1: We need autonomous drums following our children, thanks Obama.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: It states that someone really needs to protect him from

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Speaker 1: the bus potentially running him over until he is thirteen

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Speaker 1: years old, and this is around twenty thousand dollars a

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Speaker 1: year for what like for protecting your neighbors looking over

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Speaker 1: your window, bro, he.

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Speaker 2: Has to walk. Basically, he's just walking a driveway. Okay,

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Speaker 2: but I actually like, let's say the driveway was full

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Speaker 2: of snakes and she actually did have to watch him, right.

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Speaker 2: I want to see what her hourly wage is based

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Speaker 2: on the let's do some quick ballance a walk across

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Speaker 2: the driveway. So she's asking for twenty thousand dollars a year. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he's probably walking across his driveway for what like six minutes.

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Speaker 1: Let's give him ten minutes to be super generous each way, yeah,

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Speaker 1: day and night.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so that's twenty minutes a day, right, so that

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Speaker 2: is one third of an hour, so point three to three. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: he's doing every day, so that's three hundred and sixty five. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so that's one hundred twenty.

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Speaker 1: Hours, which is super generous because this is only school days.

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Speaker 2: But let's oh that's true. Let's say maybe two let's

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Speaker 2: say five times five times two hundred two. This is

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Speaker 2: not including like breaks or whatever. So yeah, two hundred

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Speaker 2: and sixty times point three to three, right, which is

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Speaker 2: the twenty minutes. So ten minutes there, ten minutes a back,

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Speaker 2: eighty five hours, eight hours. That's eighty five point eight,

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Speaker 2: let's call it eighty six. She's asking twenty thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: a year for eighty six hours of work. Woman is

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Speaker 2: asking for two hundred and thirty two dollars an Hour's.

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Speaker 1: Watching a kid listen, it is a dangerous driveway out.

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Speaker 2: Is she helping him prepare for the bar? Is she

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Speaker 2: like making a kid like a lawyer or a doctor?

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Speaker 2: Two hundred thirty two dollars an hour? Are you kidding me? Sat?

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Speaker 1: Prep on literally only in five minute increments before.

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Speaker 2: As he's going from from.

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Speaker 1: Like you know, elementary school all the way, I mean

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Speaker 1: eighty five hours a year, she's like, how many sides

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Speaker 1: in a rhombus?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? One question the integral? What's the square root of five? Yeah, Lincoln,

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Speaker 2: these are all the questions that are coming up on

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Speaker 2: your dude. Wow, honestly, great service.

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Speaker 1: Yell, yell, one sat question a day at your child

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Speaker 1: as they go to.

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Speaker 2: It from if you start at thirteen by the time

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Speaker 2: this kid's like eighteen, ready for her. Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: We don't know the age yet, but she said that

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Speaker 1: she's gonna do this, you know, twenty k a year

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Speaker 1: until he's thirteen, So he's.

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Speaker 2: Probably an elementary. He's gonna be so ready for the

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Speaker 2: SATs brilliant, it's gonna be a huge He might even

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Speaker 2: get in early. You might even get into Harvard by thirteen.

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Speaker 1: You know what, let's let's launch. Okay, tutoring and that

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Speaker 1: is that is the tutoring mode. Yeah, we Yell says,

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Speaker 1: they go to the drum bust up.

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Speaker 2: We have nosy.

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Speaker 1: Neighbors just yelling random questions about plants in every garden.

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Speaker 2: Exactly. They're just like there's like like a plant, like

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Speaker 2: when I say plant, not a plant in the garden,

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Speaker 2: but like a like a like a covert hop plant.

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Speaker 2: It's like they're sitting in the garden like looking for

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Speaker 2: your kid, like pedophiles, but helpful.

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Speaker 1: That's our tagline. Okay, tutoring like pedophiles, but it's helpful.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome world.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, these are the business people need. Yep.

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Speaker 1: So she is claiming another seventy five thousand dollars or

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Speaker 1: emotional distress.

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Speaker 2: To her and her children. Yo, are you saying the

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Speaker 2: two hundred and thirty two dollars an hour isn't compensating

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Speaker 2: emotional distress? It ain't anywhere near enough. Bro. There are

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Speaker 2: jobs people content moderators on social media aren't exposed to

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Speaker 2: literal like beheadings on a daily basis and get paid pennies.

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Speaker 2: And you're saying the emotional stress that you're getting from

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Speaker 2: a kid walking across the driveway, and and you're saying,

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Speaker 2: the emotional distress that you're getting from a kid walking

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Speaker 2: dollars an hour plus seventy five grand plus god, of.

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Speaker 1: Course, you know I would say, I would say she's

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Speaker 1: giving him a big deal. You know, this is she

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Speaker 1: was going to charge crazy five hundred an hour, but

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Speaker 1: she was like, you know what, we're neighbors. I'll give

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Speaker 1: you the name really discount because you know, trying to

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Speaker 2: What world do you think she's actually like, like, do

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Speaker 2: you think she's actually getting this or she just tried

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Speaker 2: to with her neighbors?

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Speaker 1: This is I think I think this is someone who's

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Speaker 1: maybe like sues everyone in their life and maybe like

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Speaker 1: one out of one hundred people will just like do

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Speaker 1: a settlement. Just like I mean, if you can get

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Speaker 1: twenty grand from like a rich person, you keep bothering them.

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Speaker 1: They're like, here's twenty grand to shut up in the settle.

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Speaker 1: Uh you know season desist for the rest of your

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Speaker 1: life life like twenty k not bad.

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Speaker 2: Another new business idea bother rich people for that is

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Speaker 2: what people basically do. Did you see the There was

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Speaker 2: a talk with Back and Gwyneth Paltrow, Like she got

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Speaker 2: into an accident with a guy on the ski slopes

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Speaker 2: and he's suing her for like a couple hundred thousand dollars, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and the case is ridiculous. There's a whole thing about

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Speaker 2: like them debating how tall this guy is and like

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Speaker 2: because he said he was taller than he is, Like,

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Speaker 2: you can't be like, this guy's not credible, ye, But yeah,

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Speaker 2: people make a job out of suing rich people. So hey,

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Speaker 2: other business ideas for you. That's You're welcome everyone, We're

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Speaker 2: just dropping gems on your left and right. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She said that this charge was for the emotional trauma

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Speaker 1: being inflicted every day of my son almost getting run

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Speaker 1: over by the bus. The school has never called about it.

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Speaker 1: The bus driver has never said anything to my son

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Speaker 2: She sued all of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're all

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Speaker 2: She's spent all this twenty thousand a month or twenty

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Speaker 2: What are you trying to kill me? She seems totally sane,

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, we have an OP here who needs

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Speaker 2: What should OPI do? What should OPI do in this scenario? Sam? Okay,

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Speaker 2: so I'll give my quick quick piece, but I want

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Speaker 2: has been tickled from the beginning. Okay, yeah, yeah, it's good.

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Speaker 2: can OPI just ignore this? I this one? I think,

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Speaker 2: just ignore it. I think that's great advice, unless, like

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Speaker 2: I mean, unless like they got like legitimately served in

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Speaker 1: Even still, because I'm like, do they do? Does the

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you can just be like like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I feel like you No, I does anyone know anything

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Speaker 1: I like going off of my brain and the misinformation.

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Speaker 2: Service of court papers means that the other side must

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Speaker 1: So it sounds like, I don't know if there needs

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Speaker 2: The members of serving legal papers on you is so

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Speaker 2: you receive actual notice of your dang court to face

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Speaker 1: Okay, So it sounds like to me, if there's an

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Speaker 2: But can anyone just like I think anyone can. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: anyone can do that and.

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Speaker 1: They'll set a court date for it. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: That's why people always like it's coming up the system

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Speaker 2: But he's crazy. So I was reading the comments for

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Speaker 1: I would countersuit for like a few grand of emotional

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Speaker 1: has literally been like harassing me with all of this stuff,

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Speaker 2: Kim, Well, yeah, because then you could get money from

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Speaker 2: the if you win the countersuit. I think that could work.

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Speaker 2: The real suit that I want to understand is this

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Speaker 2: this this suing of your family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm just gonna lay it all on the

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Speaker 1: know it's just between us, right, Yeah, don't tell you,

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Speaker 1: don't tell anyone. Yeah, yeah, of course. So I think

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Speaker 1: I've told the beginning of the story. When I was sixteen,

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Speaker 1: And then why.

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Speaker 1: Basically it was just like there was like everyone is sober.

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Speaker 1: So we were just like we were literally just like hanging

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Speaker 2: What was the hospital bill?

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Speaker 1: Like, I have no idea it ended up, Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: It was a bit of it was a bit of drama.

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Speaker 1: But basically I think they countersued for emotional damage or

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Speaker 2: Uh. But I think it ended up just I can't remember.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how it was resolved by.

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Speaker 2: So that sucks so much. Yeah, ew ew yeah, the

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh man, hope you guys enjoyed that personal story.

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Speaker 2: Yes I did. I got to know a little bit

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Speaker 2: more about John. There we go, which is always lovely

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Speaker 2: always see too. That sucked, bro, Damn.

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Speaker 1: Tender night shoots something in my mouth that I wasn't

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Speaker 2: I mean, the questions, the questions. I mean, like, I

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Speaker 2: why did this post blow up? Well? I don't have

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Speaker 2: a sausage, no dang, A ling no dong. Not here. Ah,

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Speaker 2: it's a girl. Why did this post blow up?

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't have a sausage, no egg plant, no

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Speaker 1: ding dong. So number one hindsight is twenty twenty. There's

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Speaker 1: no honorary. This happened a few weeks ago. I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: downloaded tender to give men another go.

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Speaker 2: Hey, give us another go. I swear we're not all bad.

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Speaker 2: That's right, that one didn't fait. Let's try that one

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00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,360
Speaker 2: over there. One more man for you. Check it out here,

437
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 2: you hear you? Extra extra ones going pace.

438
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: So now, maybe if I adjust my age range and

439
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 1: find someone a little older than me, I'll find someone

440
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: who's better than average to a mattress mambo with. Now

441
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: here's where Kyle comes into play. Kyle, Kyle, We've been

442
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 1: talking for a week. East coast transplant country, ish truck driving, tattooed,

443
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,919
Speaker 1: physically fit, well groomed, and busy with his career doing

444
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 1: things kind of guy. The second half of the descriptors

445
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: are my type. I know, I know, But your girl

446
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 1: is desperate.

447
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,879
Speaker 2: Why she's desperate. Who knows. Hopefully Reddit came in and

448
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 2: just flooded her.

449
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 1: Yeah for real, he's also a veteran. We get along

450
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,919
Speaker 1: over text fun friendly banter.

451
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 2: We love fun and friendly banter. Oh yeah, John and

452
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 2: I have that all the time. Oh dude, We're just

453
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 2: next and just text peaches, beaches and egg plants and

454
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 2: other things for our recipe for salad. Hot take. Yes,

455
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,119
Speaker 2: banana emoji better than the egg plant emoji.

456
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 1: That's a very very reasonable take. I think I do

457
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: wonder unless up, maybe maybe the girth of the average

458
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: man is more than right now.

459
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 2: But in an egg plant Yeah, I'm more of a

460
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 2: cantelope kind of guy.

461
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, just straight circle. We've also FaceTime a few times

462
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: and generally seem to vibe vibe away, vib'm away.

463
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 2: Maybe further into the week, our conversation gets really flirty. Yeah,

464
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 2: take off this shirt, John getting I'm getting steamed right.

465
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 2: We have similar interest in the mention of a saferd

466
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 2: comes up green flag. I'm okay with that, damn okay.

467
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 2: We both live a little.

468
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: Bit outside of big city, so we get a hotel

469
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,959
Speaker 1: and meet up in the city. In the city, looking

470
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: pretty about to go down, I am more familiar with

471
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 1: the city than Kyle is. I've parked, and I go

472
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: to meet him, and we find a place for him

473
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,719
Speaker 1: to leave his truck. Now at this point, I've parked

474
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 1: and I go to meet him, and we find a

475
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: place for him to leave his truck.

476
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 2: And then he asked me to get his peace his weapon.

477
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 2: Ta damn this boy country.

478
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: So he asked me to grab it from the glove

479
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: box while he's making sure everything is in his back.

480
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 2: I feel like that's a subtle flex. That's uh, it's

481
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: a weird flex. That's a that's a strange one.

482
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, Also to ask some I feel like asking someone

483
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: else to grab that is maybe not the best thing.

484
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,400
Speaker 2: Maybe he's like, oh, I trust you with my life,

485
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 2: but yeah, I am. That would be a plot twist

486
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 2: in this redit story. Yeah.

487
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 1: Now, I live in a state where concealed carry is

488
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: pretty normal, and he comes from a similar place as well.

489
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,439
Speaker 1: So this wasn't weird to me, but it feels relevant

490
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: to the story down south here in a good old

491
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: southern soul Kale, Californy ya. A. We we don't do

492
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 1: concealed carries. We're not carrying as much any time.

493
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 2: No, we don't. The only thing we carry is our

494
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 2: Whole Food's grocery bag. That's right now.

495
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: I jokingly said, I don't want my fingerprints on your piece,

496
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: as I handed it to him so slowly, only touching

497
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: the sleeve it was in. I hope he jokingly said,

498
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 1: this is not my burner weapon.

499
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

500
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 1: That means it's like a burner phone? Like this is

501
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: this is the decoy Yike's number.

502
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 2: One red flag bro red flag. Yeah, this is my

503
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 2: decoy for when I am alive. People.

504
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: Now on our way to the bar, the sidewalk has

505
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: packed and we're trying to get indoors. Kyle touched the

506
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 1: back of this guy and said, hey, excuse me. As

507
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: I watched by the man that Kyle touched, the man says,

508
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: don't if it touch me over good.

509
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,479
Speaker 2: I hate those guys in bars, so dumb dude, Like

510
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 2: it's a crowded place you're gonna get You're just I'm

511
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: just trying to get trying to get around. We're just

512
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 2: trying to move around.

513
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: So what do they do when they got to move around?

514
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: Now Kyle turns around and yells, well, then don't stand

515
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 1: in the f and way. Now we get food in

516
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 1: two drinks.

517
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 2: Where I realized that Kyle has a little more toxic

518
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:58,479
Speaker 2: gender roles and more conservative than I previously realized. I mean,

519
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 2: man has a gun and getting agro in the bar

520
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 2: with a dude.

521
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: You never know, maybe there is a like the communists

522
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 1: you've ever met, just like whipping out the aks.

523
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 2: You never know. Well, they do say the manifesto is

524
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 2: like take up arms against the priletariat. So now this

525
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 2: isn't a big deal. I love a little red dead redemption. Honestly. Ope,

526
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 2: I'm getting a little red flags from you. I don't

527
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like you're seeing these signs

528
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 2: and totally ignoring them. Yeah you're you're you're picking up

529
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 2: all these red flags and then just toss them out

530
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 2: of sight. He has a decoy gun. No, he's like

531
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 2: randomly yelling in people for no reason. Oh. He goes

532
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 2: on to say, this man could still have a comeback.

533
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 2: He could come back, yet, you know, with with him

534
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: shooting random things in your mouth. So you know, So

535
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 2: we head home after getting some drinks in dinner. Who okay,

536
00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 2: here we go heading home home on the range. Yeah,

537
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 2: you can.

538
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: Park that car in my garage. You can open my

539
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: door and come inside it. You can open my sheets

540
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: and slide to your sausage shaped body.

541
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 2: Into it sausage shaped body.

542
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: We're running out of analogies, so we get home. We

543
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: turn on the TV and we're sitting on Netflix and

544
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: chill and pretty much lots of heavy petting, heavy petting

545
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 1: like a dog. Yes, but that turns into kissing, and

546
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: that turns into making babies.

547
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 2: Baby, Yeah, take me through that spin cycle. Now, this

548
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 2: man and I go for rounds.

549
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: Imagine a ping pong game and no body is finishing,

550
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: but we just keep tying the game. Someone's got to

551
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: win by two deuce. The love making is good, The

552
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: fun times are good. No safe word has been dropped.

553
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: It's just casual, good, two frisky people doing it.

554
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 2: Wow, they're really going into detail there now. I think

555
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 2: we started around eleven thirty and the third round ended

556
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 2: at like one twenty am. Damn okay. After the water break,

557
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 2: fourth round revs into action and everything is going just fine. Geez,

558
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 2: how are their parts not raw? Four times? May maybe

559
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 2: they're looped up, you know, mae mape. Maybe maybe like

560
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 2: a newborn babe. You never know. Now I'm gonna try

561
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 2: and be as detailed as possible without giving up two information. Opie,

562
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 2: please be as detailed to down on the details a

563
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 2: little bit. He's gonna be a fan fiction novel very soon. Seriously,

564
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: Slade and Harry Potter into this and the damn you

565
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 2: got yourself an award winning Internet post. Then the hippogriff

566
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 2: walks in the room. Oh boy, all bets are off.

567
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: This man is standing up and I'm laying on my

568
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: back on the couch going down on him. He's clearly

569
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: enjoying it. I can hear and physically tell now, I

570
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: kid you not. I don't know how to say this.

571
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 2: I don't know how to type these words out. Tell me,

572
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 2: tell me what goes down. This man takes a week

573
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 2: WII in my mouth. Not the salty snacks she was expecting.

574
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 2: You know, that's that's not what we asked for. That

575
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 2: is not you know, we're not on a deserted boat

576
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 2: in the middle of the ocean trying to survive off

577
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 2: the water that we have on board, so we need

578
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 2: to recycle the liquids in our body. No, this is

579
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: the city where we have access to water. There's tap

580
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 2: right over there. Yeah, come on, come on in a

581
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 2: survival situation. I literally got up spit it everywhere and

582
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 2: not this time, and I asked him what the f

583
00:30:54,920 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 2: Then he laughed, He laughed, He laughed. Dude, she didn't

584
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 2: say the safe word though, he didn't say the safe word. Well,

585
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 2: the person that feels unsafe says the safe word, yeah,

586
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 2: as her mouth is full of urine. Good God, Kyle

587
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 2: says something to the effect of, I like doing things

588
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 2: that you know will catch people off God a little bit.

589
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 2: That's not the kind of off guard that you want, though,

590
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 2: you know, I like to give you a little curveball

591
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 2: every once in a while, you know, shake things up

592
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 2: a little bit.

593
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: Come on, after that, the night is ruined. I go

594
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: shower alone, and it's obvious that I'm like, he's still there.

595
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 2: She's taking a shower there. Oh no, I mean I

596
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 2: kind of would take a shower too. Well, yeah, do

597
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 2: you want to get that I want to do that before,

598
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 2: I believe Yeah, but still like, yeah, so awkward.

599
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: And at this point it's obvious I'm not into him.

600
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: I go to bed with him or's she at home?

601
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 2: Either way, they're they're sharing the same sharing the same bed. Here.

602
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: I go into bed and this man snores like an

603
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: effing chainsaw. Now you're asking, why don't you get the

604
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: f up.

605
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: And run away in this moment that you should? That

606
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 2: is a question we are asking, Yes, please please tell

607
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: us why. Let us know the culmination of red flags

608
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 2: made it feel safer to stay and get the heck

609
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 2: out later. I guess. I mean, he does literally have

610
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 2: a gun, and he does like to do the unexpected.

611
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 2: So maybe his next on it like the throw curveballs.

612
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, just to use some of that in

613
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 2: the foreplay, I would slip away in the night. Yeah.

614
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: Now the next morning, I packed my stuff up and

615
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: say goodbye, and he asks if we're going to hang

616
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: out again?

617
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,479
Speaker 2: No, what do you think, Kyle? You think? Oh my god.

618
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: So now here I am drinking my coffee writing this story.

619
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm about to go pick up my little brother from school.

620
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 2: Please never see this guy again. This is so sad.

621
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,959
Speaker 2: Not the salty snack that you wanted. Not the salty

622
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 2: snack stick to celtines.