WEBVTT - He Didn't Float.  He Must Be Guilty!

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't float. I guess he's guilty. It's one more

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<v Speaker 1>thing I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Strong and getty one.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we gets a medieval justice, which I had promised

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<v Speaker 1>during the radio show.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that your new midday judge show? Yeah, Judge Jack

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<v Speaker 3>and Medieval Justice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, where I use the justice system of the early

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<v Speaker 1>teens thirteen fourteen hundreds. I mentioned on the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm considering taking my son to Rolling Loud, California,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty five. It's a music festival in Inglewood, California

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<v Speaker 1>at Hollywood Park Grounds. I don't know anything about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to research it, and that's why I threw

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<v Speaker 1>it out to you listeners. Would it be safe to

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<v Speaker 1>me to go with my son? He's a fifteen year

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<v Speaker 1>old white kid. I imagine there'll be lots of fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>year old white kids there. I don't know if there'll

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<v Speaker 1>be many old white dudes my age there or not. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Playboy, CARDI, Suicide Boy, Little TJ, Little TJ, yst Grizzly,

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<v Speaker 1>Ken Carson. That's why my son wants to go, Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>so much, Little Taylor, A bunch of other people I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard of in neither of you probably, but you

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<v Speaker 1>never know what stuff like this. It's either perfectly okay

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<v Speaker 1>and it's as many suburban white kids uh and dads

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<v Speaker 1>as it is you know, BIPOC people or whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's so much money to be made off of T

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<v Speaker 1>shirts and expensive colas that it's incredibly safe and blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah, or it could be a guaranteed shooting outside

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<v Speaker 1>after the lights go down. I shouldn't be there, and

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea which right mm, And I threw

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<v Speaker 1>it out there for people with their suggestions. I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell a lot of the texts I got for people

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<v Speaker 1>that haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>Been anything like this. You're just making assumptions.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like all the people that used to tell me

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<v Speaker 1>don't go to Mexico, and I went to Mexico gazillion times,

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<v Speaker 1>had a wonderful time. You didn't have any idea what

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about. You're just basing it on rumors you've heard.

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<v Speaker 3>Just forwarded you an email from a in the area.

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<v Speaker 3>He runs an airbnb right there, and all it helpful

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<v Speaker 3>is he leaning yes or no? Let's see, I'll read

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<v Speaker 3>it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Crowds before and after will be urban youth. I go

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<v Speaker 3>to Sofi Park in Englewood and walk Actually no danger

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<v Speaker 3>for football, danger is walking slow groups fighting generally probably okay,

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<v Speaker 3>But transitional space is the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true for lots of things. Man, It's always

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<v Speaker 1>so hard to know based on others. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and fear of opinion on most things. But I

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<v Speaker 3>have not the slightest idea. I could picture it being

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<v Speaker 3>a lot like Disneyland, and also picture it being holy crap,

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<v Speaker 3>what have I done right?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any opinion on this, Katie?

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<v Speaker 4>I really don't. I have no clue about this type

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<v Speaker 4>of stuff. I can think of rock club well, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know if I want to get into this.

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<v Speaker 3>So this person said, go ahead, clubs that I've gone

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<v Speaker 3>to many shows at, and some that I've even played at.

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<v Speaker 3>That security is wildly different for hip hop shows than

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<v Speaker 3>any other show. Just but you know, what's what's you know?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like somebody who knows nothing about metal heavy metal music,

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<v Speaker 3>for instance.

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<v Speaker 2>Assuming that.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh Deep Purple is the same as Metallica, is the

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<v Speaker 3>same as some Viking death metal outfit I've never heard of. Likewise,

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<v Speaker 3>with the hippity hop, what axe draw what sort of

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<v Speaker 3>people with what sort of proclivities for settling disputes say.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, like I got this text ul Tyler and Playboy

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<v Speaker 1>CARDI are they have a really big LGBTQ following, and

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<v Speaker 1>the crowd will be that, Well, that's probably a safe

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<v Speaker 1>crowd almost. Yeah, so that's that's different than you know,

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<v Speaker 1>other rap hip hop crowds would be.

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<v Speaker 4>I just recommend that if you go, you refer to

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<v Speaker 4>it as hippity hop the entire time that you're there.

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<v Speaker 3>I do enjoy the hippie hop. Yeah, oh bad, this

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<v Speaker 3>is a great hippiie hop concert.

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<v Speaker 1>You might be the oldest white guy there, but your

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<v Speaker 1>son will have a really good time. I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>about that. I'm not cared care about whether or not

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<v Speaker 1>I'm entertained by the music. Somebody else texted it. I

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<v Speaker 1>will definitely be a shooting out to the concert, But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they're basing that on anything other

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<v Speaker 1>than you know, they watch the news.

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<v Speaker 3>Well wait a minute, maybe that guy's planning on shooting somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we got this one. My twenty four year old

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<v Speaker 1>daughter is driving to that show in Englanwood. She's very

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<v Speaker 1>excited about going.

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<v Speaker 2>So I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>My guess would be if I was gonna guess, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try to do more research so I don't

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<v Speaker 1>end up in a bad situation. But my guess would

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<v Speaker 1>be it's more toward the hip hop Disneyland lots of

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<v Speaker 1>money to be made sort of thing, would be my guess,

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<v Speaker 1>although I'm not sure what you mean by you know,

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<v Speaker 1>there's only lots of money to be made if it's

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<v Speaker 1>a family friendly, suburban, white peopleish atmosphere, but mountains of

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<v Speaker 1>money to be made in the other direction.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've been to lots of concerts that were fights

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<v Speaker 1>freaking everywhere and all kinds of stuff, and I went

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't feel like I was gonna die, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what. You know, what concert that I went

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<v Speaker 5>to where I saw the most fights was a freaking

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<v Speaker 5>country concert.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Hank Williams Junior. When I went to Kansas City.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I've never seen so many fights. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Hank Junior fought the bass player. People were rolling around

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<v Speaker 1>in the aisles fighting. You had Oh my god, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the lines, it's the shootings.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>It was at the shoreline and these two guys started

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<v Speaker 5>brawling up at the top of the lawn and they

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<v Speaker 5>went all the way down the hill on the grass.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the best show in itself. Okay, I need

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<v Speaker 2>to get to this.

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<v Speaker 1>So but if you have any opinions on that, if

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<v Speaker 1>you think it would actually be dangerous, if you have

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<v Speaker 1>any actually experience with this sort of thing, do you

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<v Speaker 1>think it would be dangerous or okay for me to

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<v Speaker 1>take my son to it. Back to medieval justice, And

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<v Speaker 1>I won't take too long on this. I just read

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<v Speaker 1>this yesterday on some history Twitter thread and I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was interesting. The way, you know, the whole jury

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<v Speaker 1>trial thing is a fairly recent invention, and the idea

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<v Speaker 1>that you get to present your evidence and all that

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<v Speaker 1>sort of stuff partially with getting God out of the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>But back in the old day they had there were

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<v Speaker 1>the three ordeals in old timey medieval justice. Without a

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<v Speaker 1>formal way of determining someone's guilt or innocence, the accused

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<v Speaker 1>were subject to trial by ordeal. There are three types

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<v Speaker 1>of ordeals, or deal by fire or deal by.

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<v Speaker 2>Water, and ordeal by combat. Oh boy.

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<v Speaker 1>The goal of these ordeals was to subject the accused

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<v Speaker 1>to extreme circumstances. If you survive. God wanted you to

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<v Speaker 1>survive because.

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<v Speaker 2>You were innocent.

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<v Speaker 1>If you didn't survive, you're clearly guilty in God, let

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<v Speaker 1>you die or deal by fire required the accused to

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<v Speaker 1>carry a red hot iron nine feet and then have

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<v Speaker 1>their hands bandaged. After three days, they were required to

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<v Speaker 1>show up in court and show their hands. If the

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<v Speaker 1>wounds had started to heal, they were considered innocent if

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<v Speaker 1>they if their condition hadn't improved, they'd be found guilty

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<v Speaker 1>and either jailed or put the death, depending on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Crime ge many there.

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<v Speaker 1>Were two different types of ordeal by water. We've heard

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<v Speaker 1>about this sort of thing from the Salem witch trials.

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<v Speaker 1>If they were subjected to a cold water ordeal, their

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<v Speaker 1>hands and feet would be tied and thrown in the water.

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<v Speaker 1>If you float, you're innocent. If you sank, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you were guilty. Will you tie my hands to the

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<v Speaker 1>deep Brad?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>How crazy is that?

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<v Speaker 1>For hot water ordeals, the accused had to retrieve a

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<v Speaker 1>stone from the bottom of a kettle of boiling water,

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<v Speaker 1>similar to the ordeal by fire. If your hands began

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<v Speaker 1>to heal after three days, you were innocent. You had

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<v Speaker 1>third degree burns.

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<v Speaker 3>Good golly, all this sounds awful. Is this the smartest

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<v Speaker 3>beast on the planet back then as now?

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<v Speaker 1>And we're not smarter? Like our brain power isn't greater

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<v Speaker 1>now than it wasn't thirteen hundred, except maybe incremental gains.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, right, hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Lastly, I would have hated this.

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<v Speaker 1>Ordeal by combat was used to help two parties solve

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<v Speaker 1>a dispute.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get it on, bitches.

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<v Speaker 1>This was mostly used when there were no witnesses or

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<v Speaker 1>confessions to a crime. Two individuals would fight in combat

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<v Speaker 1>and the winner would be declared innocent. Who's the other

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<v Speaker 1>party to the dispute?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I take a look at him?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only going to get into disputes with old or

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<v Speaker 1>weak people.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if it's that, or plunge my hand into a

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<v Speaker 3>boiling you know, cauldron of.

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<v Speaker 1>Water, Like if I don't know my neighbor Jim keeps

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<v Speaker 1>parking his RV and you know my side of the

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<v Speaker 1>lot or something like that. But he's twenty five six

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<v Speaker 1>four two eighty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let that one go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oh, that's that's a fine system of justice.

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<v Speaker 1>See if he's the former high school chess champion and

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<v Speaker 1>a weedy little dude, I might say, hey, get your

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<v Speaker 1>RV off my land. You want to settle this and

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<v Speaker 1>trial by combat?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, run a little trial by combat, big man. Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>They had that in the Game of Thrones that Jamie

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<v Speaker 3>Lanister or somebody said, I choose trial by combat, and

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<v Speaker 3>everybody's like, oh, oh my god boy. Another thing was

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<v Speaker 3>the other dude can say, you know I'm gonna choose

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<v Speaker 3>a substitute. Is that because you could do? Is that

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<v Speaker 3>what a second was originally? You know, I didn't go

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<v Speaker 3>to medieval law school anymore than I went to modern

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<v Speaker 3>law school, but I know there is a thing where

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<v Speaker 3>you can appoint a substitute. Oh wow, cool, and the

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<v Speaker 3>two of them fight, and if both parties do that,

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<v Speaker 3>then if your guy loses, well, clearly God meant for

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<v Speaker 3>you to be guilty and you get executed or what

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<v Speaker 3>have you?

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell, Jim, or even trying out there now?

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<v Speaker 1>Empty man, Why don't you keep your left up? You

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<v Speaker 1>blew it, Jim, stick and move, stick and move, Jim.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm guilty.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I gotta like stick my hand in a bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of boiling water or some some ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess that's it.