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Thank get every episode on the 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:42.400 iHeart App, Apple Podcasts and wherever you get your podcasts. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:44.920 So I was test driving some Tesla's the other day 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:51.680 and everything that comes out of Silicon Valley, they're trying 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:54.440 to get away from human beings as much as possible 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:58.520 and have everything be online or an app. We all 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.680 know that noticed and for some stuff that works, but 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:05.000 not everything, and maybe someday all will work, but it's 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:08.200 not there yet. And it's driven me crazy as a 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:10.520 Tesla driver that you can't get a hold of a 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:13.720 human being ever. It's just impossible. If you actually have 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:15.920 a question about something, you can do all kinds of 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:18.479 really cool things, like I can you know, I could 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:20.400 go in and order a car the way I want 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:22.560 it and have it delivered to my home like in 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:25.959 a couple of days without ever talking to anybody, or 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:28.840 everything you do online in the PaperWorks, I mean so 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:33.280 many service appointments, all kinds of stuff that's just amazingly efficient. 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.000 But like if you have a question outside of that, 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:37.640 you can't talk to a human being. 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:40.200 Now, well, I tell I tell you what. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:44.399 This is strictly apockephal tale made up from my fertile imagination. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.959 But say you had a I don't know a company 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:51.520 series of companies that eliminated like all the HR people, 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:53.840 and you had a portal instead, you had a website 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:56.880 rights to click on, and the only blank in way 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.560 anything ever happens is when you give up because it 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:03.160 never worked, and you call the number and the human 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.280 who is a backup to the main. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:06.920 System says, oh, yeah, we can take care of that. 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:10.600 That's exactly the example, except for with the Silicon Valley crowd, 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:14.000 including Elon and Tesla, they don't have that human backup. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:17.000 That doesn't exist point exactly. So that takes some balls. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:18.560 So if you end up in one of those things 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:20.840 where it's not accepting your password or it says we 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:24.120 already have that address, please, you know, create a new 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.680 account or whatever, you know, just one of those things 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:28.919 that drive you there's nobody to call. 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:31.359 Along those lines. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:34.320 I booked a test drive with a couple of different 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:36.840 Teslas because I'm thinking about getting out of mine because 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:38.959 my behemoth son is too tall to sit in the 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:40.440 back seat now, and I need a car that they 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:43.360 all fit in. So I'm either going to get the 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:47.040 X with more legroom or the cyber truck. So another 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.120 one of the examples of it working well went on 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:54.320 the app booked a demo gazillion different times, but multiple 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:59.240 locations book demos. Show up car is there ready for 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:00.919 me to go as soon as as I walk, as 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.200 soon as I park and walk up to it, and 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:05.919 and a salesperson just logs me in and I drive off. 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:08.120 It's I mean it could. It's so amazing. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.960 And the only human interaction is the salesperson logging you in. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:13.000 And I wouldn't even have to do that if I 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:15.400 didn't want to. But I'm interested in buying these vehicles, 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:19.160 and nobody rides with me. You got a half hour 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:19.919 to do whatever you want. 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:21.720 You just go driving around because if you put all 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:23.280 your information in there, it's really really cool. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:26.240 Anyway, on this particular one, he said, we can't find 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:28.840 the key. It's The key for a Tesla is like 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:31.760 a credit card unless you have the app. And we 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:34.160 can't find the key, he said, I'll unlock it for you. 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:36.800 You can go driving around, just don't get out or you'll. 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:37.200 Be locked out. 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.200 Okay, I don't need to get up. I get in 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.200 the truck. Me and Henry are in the cyber truck 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:43.960 where I'm driving around. I really love this thing. The 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:44.920 stereo is awesome. 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:48.400 But I'm driving around, but my seat's too far back 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:49.680 and the steering wheels too far up. 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:52.640 So I pull over to adjust that stuff. And it 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:54.960 won't me drive after that for some reason, because I 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:56.320 don't have the key and I. 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:57.119 Didn't get out. 0:03:57.160 --> 0:04:00.080 You just like put it in part right, But and 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:01.080 you didn't turn the car off. 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.520 No, well, you don't really turn a Tesla on a 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:06.480 right It's always on basically anyway. 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:08.800 Also, that drained the battery. 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.920 I pull over. I just my stringle whatever like that, 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.160 and then I can't put it back and drive again. 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:16.520 And uh. And We're a long way from the dealership 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:20.719 on Interstate eighty in the Bay Area and I'm just 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:23.440 pulled over to the side of the road. Cars drive 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:27.880 them by that sort of thing, and U and I think, okay, well, 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:29.559 and I knew this is going to be a problem. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:33.680 I got to try to call the dealership. It is impossible. 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:37.000 I've tried this before alongside the road with a flat 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:38.440 tire or various things. 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:40.120 It's impossible. 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:42.520 And I tried for twenty minutes, and I finally told Henry, 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:45.080 I said, we're gonna get We're gonna get a lift. 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:49.480 So I order a lift, you know, the Uber type company, 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.080 only it's called Lyft. And he comes and picks me 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:53.880 up alongside the road and they take me back to 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:56.520 the test of dealership and they dropped me off and 0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:58.839 I said, your cyber truck is about ten miles that 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.600 way along eyeside, you might want to go get it. 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.680 And they looked all panicked and everything like that. I said, 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.240 I wouldn't let me drive, and I couldn't call anybody. 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.600 I was so freaking mad, and I thought, have a 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:13.920 GD receptionist. How much would that cost you? One human 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:17.120 being that can answer the phone, make a minimum wage 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:18.840 throughout the day, elon. 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.080 One freaking human being. But it's funny. 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:23.359 The Uber driver who picked me up, and this is 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:26.080 what made me really think about it. It's the silicon Valley 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:31.440 myopic view of the world. The Uber driver guy, I said, 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:33.000 I told him what happened. He said, that's the way 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:35.240 it is with this company. I said, It's fine. You 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:36.560 can do everything through the app. 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:38.360 You log in your hours and you pick up your 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:39.880 car and blah blah blah, and you get paid in 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:42.919 your fun. But if you ever need to talk to anybody, impossible. 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:46.000 They're no human beings anywhere. And it's so the Silicon 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:49.680 Valley's got this view that we just flat don't need humans. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:51.640 You can do everything through the app. And I wish 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:55.719 they'd recognize that we're not there yet. Maybe we bill 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:59.400 be someday with AI that can solve more complicated problems, 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:03.279 but we're just not And it makes me not makes 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:06.599 me yeah, yeah, there their self regard their beliefs that 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:11.520 they can code their way to solve anything confronting humanity. 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:13.080 It's it's hubris. 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.800 There is there is a There is a Hubris and 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:18.560 we're smarter than the world. Thing going on with the 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:20.680 Silicon Valley crowd. That scares me a bit. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.880 Combine that with the UH is there a name for this? 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:27.840 We've talked about it through the years. You have somebody 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:32.240 who already understands the system, use the system, and then 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.800 they say, yep, consumers will be fine with this. You know, 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:38.040 the guy like wrote the programming is clicking around the website. Yeh, 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:41.200 this website is perfect. Then you was somebody who has 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.000 no idea what you jump on the website and it's 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:45.839 utterly unclear to you where to go? Where where am 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:49.599 I supposed to click? What's what's None of these menu 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:54.240 items are like real world terminology for what I want 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:54.640 to do. 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:57.320 Well, that's a UI problem because I know somebody who 0:06:57.400 --> 0:07:00.000 used to do that for various companies in Silicon Valle 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:03.279 User interface and there are people that that's their job. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.719 But like the person I know who did that was 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:08.840 such a brainiac computer nerd. I mean they didn't they 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:11.440 didn't think about it the way normal people think. Sit 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:12.600 down and look at an app. 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:15.920 You know, So it's the dropdown menu, where's the drop 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.000 down up there? You click on this and you bring it. 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.400 I would have never known that unless you showed me, 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:21.920 I would have never figured that out. 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:25.200 Yeah, you have these companies that like assume they know 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:27.320 the problems you're having. Like I had this issue with 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:29.560 DoorDash recently where something went wrong with you? 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.119 Other example, good luck trying to called door dash. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:34.480 Yeah, and you go on there and you click help, 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.840 and then they have a series of options of what 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:39.640 they think might have gone wrong, and you're like, it's 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:40.240 none of these. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.559 Oh that makes me insane. Here are the seven things 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:44.680 that could have happened to you? 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.200 No, and then they send you They send you to 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.160 the frequently asked question did this help? 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:52.720 No, it didn't help, Thank you. 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:52.600 Yick God. 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.720 We had a funny video we were all enjoying the 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:57.280 other day of Larry David screaming at Siri in his 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.760 car because they couldn't book a restaurant or something like that. 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:03.480 But I have I have actually done that many times 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:08.800 when they when the nice computer voice lady says to you, 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.239 are you satisfied with your experience? 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.520 Not having satisfied my experience you got? 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:16.119 It makes you so mad? 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:18.720 You know, I got an example, but I don't. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.480 I find myself not even wanting to bring it up 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:25.880 because I feel the texhaustion flood over me. And that's 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:29.800 some you know, fairly complicated music recording software that I use. 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:33.520 There's something you know, I'm trying to figure out how 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:37.080 to do and if you even Google like our search. 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:38.880 Sorry, I don't Google anymore. They're evil. 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:44.320 If you do a search on this software, this problem, 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.200 it'll take you to like a message board that has 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:53.040 videos posted by anonymous yaus right, some of which are 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:56.440 conceivably relevant to the problem, but most of which are not, 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.800 And you'd have to watch every single one of them. 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.800 And it's just, how do you not have some sort 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:05.600 of in essence, a searchable manual? Why do you know? 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:07.520 Is that not cool these days? 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:11.240 Better to have a forum of users who may or 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:13.480 may not have any idea what they're effing talking about. 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:17.040 Yes, blood, Now, I suppose any of these Silicon Valley 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:19.160 geniuses would say to me, there's a reason where the 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.840 seven most valuable companies in the world. 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:26.800 We know what we're doing. Trust us. But god, dang it, Oh, 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:27.240 I just. 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:30.439 I can't imagine you can't call a human being at 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:34.000 the location. I mean, it's just it's not physically possible. 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:37.800 That's nuts, isn't it. That's exhausting. 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:40.280 I think you went above and beyond the call of 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:44.040 duty going back to the dealership and telling them what happened, 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.839 although you know you don't want to be have the 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.000 red and Blue lights in front of your house. 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:52.400 Just take a left home, leave there underrest for grand 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:55.480 theft auto mccuay. Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.640 Well, the car I drove was still at the dealership, 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.480 so I had because I showed up in a car, 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:03.920 So I want. 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.760 To go back to get my car. Otherwise, yeah, I 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:08.760 would have just gone home. This is your problem. Sounds 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:09.920 like a you problem to me. 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:15.559 Exactly exactly, Elon, have one of your many children. 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:18.400 Man the Swiss board. Huh, get a little shot? 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:19.480 Labor gone? Why not? 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:24.600 The Armstrong and Getty Show. More John your shoe podcasts 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:31.480 and our hot lakes. The Armstrong and Getty Show. 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:37.720 I don't know exactly what it is. It's representative Hank Johnson, 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:39.160 Democrat in Georgia. 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:42.000 Right, have have you listened already? 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:45.200 I have? He introduces it himself. Okay, cool, let's just 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:45.760 roll with them. 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:49.280 I hate to hurt you ears and everything, but I'm 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.400 just learning to play guitar and so I'm compelled with 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:56.120 a new guitar and with some thoughts about that old song. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:11:01.640 Hey Joe, you know to give some commentary on where. 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:02.240 We are now. 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:05.360 And if y'all don't mind, I'm gonna just strum a 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:19.400 little bit. Hey trump, where you're going with that gun 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:20.200 in your hand? 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:24.359 Hey trop. 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:30.080 Where you're going with that gun in your hand? 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:31.760 Have you considered tuning your guitar? 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:34.079 I was gonna say, miss the part of the lessonry 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:40.400 I've under to the mfor. Okay. 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:42.640 Yeah, that's too bad. I have to tell my son 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:43.160 that all the time. 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:44.880 He's kind of trying to learn how to play guitars 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:47.840 like you, because you know, if you don't know, if 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:49.679 you're completely new to music, you don't know it's in 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:52.600 tune or notut intude, but you're not gonna get anywhere. 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:56.280 If you're instrument that's completely out to, you'll get nowhere. 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:59.719 Uh So I like to say it no satisfaction from it. 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.520 I liked to singing. I just tuned the guitar. 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:03.880 Okay. 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:09.320 This other thing is somehow the WNBA, the women's NBA, 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:13.200 has turned into the men's NBA of the early nineties, 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:16.640 when people would beat the crap out of each other 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.640 and it was just part of the sport. And there 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:21.600 were certain things that I enjoyed about it, and then 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:23.719 certain things I didn't enjoy about it because it's a 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:27.480 skill game and sometimes it would eliminate the ability for 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:29.280 people to enjoy their skills. 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.040 But this is. 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:38.679 One of Caitlyn Clark's teammates who has decided she's the 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:42.640 enforcer on the team, trying to protect their star player. 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:44.960 We're talking about this last week when Caitlyn Clark got 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.760 beat around pretty good and I was saying, you gotta 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:51.000 you can't do that. It's like, whether it's Michael Jordan 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:54.520 or Wayne Gretzky, if your star player's getting pushed around, 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:56.000 you got to go beat the hell out of those 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:57.480 people and say no, you don't get to touch your 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:01.400 star It's happened in a bunch of different sports anyway. 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:03.800 So this is the girl that's taken on that duty. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:05.559 And you're not going to be able to see the 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:09.319 videos obviously listening to this, but underneath her commentary or 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:13.079 videos for like girl coming down the lane and she 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.360 puts them in a full headlock and takes them to 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:17.679 the floor, bashing their head into the floor. I mean, 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:18.480 it's pretty violent. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.439 She's also very attractive, which is an interesting thing to 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:23.600 fit in with this whole story. 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:27.360 But here she is, Hello everyone, I'm Sophie Cunningham. I 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:29.880 don't start trouble but I'm never afraid of it. You 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.600 can provoke anyone, but there's one person you don't touch, 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.800 Caitlyn Clark, even if it comes to a fight. I'm 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:37.439 not worried about anyone pulling my hair. Why because I 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:39.680 know they don't dare and they don't have what it takes. 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.760 You all saw that game the Sun. We're pulling cheap 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:46.320 tricks all night to slow Caitlin's rhythm, especially Jace Sheldon 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:49.320 with two blatant slaps of the face, and the refs 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:51.960 they just stood there like statues. You think I let 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:55.199 that slide When I took Sheldon down. Some called me impulsive, 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:57.199 Some said I pulled her hair, But have you ever 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.160 thought about why I acted without hesitation? 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:00.880 Yet wasn't a f of her fighting back. 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:04.640 First, I'm a black belt in karate, trained in combat 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:07.480 since I was a kid and I played college football. 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:09.240 You want to come at me, go ahead, but you 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.880 better check with your bones first. Second, I made a 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:13.840 promise to my entire team and even the whole league, 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:16.240 as long as Caitlyn's on the court, I've got her back. Third, 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:19.160 I know my limits. I'm not just fighting. I use 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:22.120 precise grappling techniques. To lock an opponent's arm, leaving them 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:24.400 no chance to escalate. I'm not here to punish anyone. 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.840 I'm here to send a message to the entire league. 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:30.840 Caitlyn isn't fighting alone. She's got me behind her. If 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:33.360 you want to come at me, check with your bones. 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:35.720 For jeez, that's a pretty good line. 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:37.760 That is a pretty good line. I don't know why 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:40.120 everything has to have background music these days, but that 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:42.120 was a fine screen. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:46.320 That was an oddly like well composed. 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:48.640 It was an essay. 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:49.680 Well. 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.920 Also, she's got that thing that people who are really 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.840 okay with fighting have where they're very calm about it. 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.080 Yes, it is not for whatever reason. And I've known 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.200 people that are like to fight guy or likes to 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.960 fight woman. They it it affects them differently than it 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:06.120 affects normal people. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.880 It's just a thing. Oh we're gonna fight now, Okay, 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:09.200 let's go. 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:12.480 Where's the Restipers are like, holy crap, this is the 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:14.840 biggest moment of my life. They're just okay, I guess 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:18.520 it's fighting time. She's one of those people. And I 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:21.160 did the w NBA see this coming a couple of 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:24.360 years ago, that they were gonna become the nineties NBA. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.040 It's all about Oh boy, there'll be lots of fighting 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:27.320 to night. 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:29.240 Let's tune in. The ratings are getting big. 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:31.960 For any time two teams play that have a you know, 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:35.400 you know they're gonna fight like it's you know, Piston 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.640 Celtics of nineteen ninety or something. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.360 I'm just I can't be the only one who's completely 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:46.120 struck by the nature of her her speech there. I mean, 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:48.560 because I'm familiar with the eighties nineties NBA. I was 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:51.800 a huge fan at the time, and and a guy 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.000 would say something like he wants to start some trouble, 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:57.760 I'm gonna end it. You come up against me and 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:01.160 MJ you're gonna You're gonna know what time it is, right, 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.760 she is like, I am trained in a variety of 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:05.440 martial arts. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:06.960 I have a black belt certification. 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:09.240 I've been involved in grappling since I was a young kid, 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:13.360 and certainly I will use grappling techniques to neutralize their 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:15.680 arms and pin them against them and avoid any sort 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:19.120 of escalation if it comes time to porptrate acts of violence. 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:23.280 It's oddly clinical, except for. 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.440 That one line check with your bones for. 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:28.880 Oh that was the best part, you know, we kind 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:31.760 of downplayed how hot this check is. Yeah, I hadn't 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:36.280 seen her. No, She's like, uh, I mean she's runway 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:37.200 model material. 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:39.640 Yeah yeah, yeah, so give me the name again. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:42.840 Sophie Cunningham Craig sent it to us yesterday. 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:44.960 He's the one that where I got this clip O 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:48.040 a D from our text. Yeah. 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:51.760 Yeah, So that's an interesting aspect of the whole thing. Also, 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:57.480 I don't know if this is is this going to 0:16:57.560 --> 0:16:59.880 end up being like the Bread and Butter for the WNB, 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:02.000 where they just everybody figures out. Boy, if you want 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:03.760 to put butts in the seats and have big ratings, 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:06.120 we got to have a couple of fights, like it's. 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:09.640 Holy cow, cutie. Yeah you want to you want any 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:13.520 grappling practice, like it's roller derby or hockey or something. 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:16.600 Just people are here for fights. We gotta have some fights. Yeah. 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:18.560 I'll put up a fight for a little while and 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:20.440 then you can just you know, whatever you want. 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:27.440 Ask your bones first. My bones are fine with it, 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:29.360 trust me. They're enthused. 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:39.320 Jack Armstrong and Joe The Armstrong and Getty Show, The 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:41.000 arm Strong and Getdy Show. 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:46.639 We're talking about the fourteenth Amendment and the question of 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:50.400 birthright citizenship, which is a hot conversational topic these days 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:54.800 and actually really interesting. And I mentioned that the fourteenth 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:58.280 Amendment is actually five paragraphs long and it would take 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:03.000 a long time to read to you. The first part 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:06.359 is about all persons born or naturalized, YadA, YadA, YadA, 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:10.160 the birthright thing. Second part is representatives shall be apportioned 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:13.040 among the several states according to their respective numbers, blah blahlah. 0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:16.160 But the next about streaming contracts, which is really weird, 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:18.840 right exactly, Yep, you got to be able to cancel them. 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:23.560 Third one is about senators and congress people who may 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:27.359 or may not have been involved in an insurrection or rebellion. 0:18:27.760 --> 0:18:30.879 Remember that one came up, you know, after January sixth, 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:34.320 and a couple more paragraphs nobody knows, but I was 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:39.119 looking at the amendments, and it would appear that in 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:44.160 a close race, the shortest amendment is the eighth Amendment. 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:49.240 Excessive bails shall not be required, nor excessive finds imposed, 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:55.680 nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted cruel or unusual cruel 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:59.080 and on you and unusual right. And you know my theory, 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:02.960 they can be one of the other cruel and unusual. Right, 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:05.600 If it's merely cruel, but you do it a lot, 0:19:05.920 --> 0:19:10.040 that's fine. And if you know, a beating from a 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:13.480 clown is certainly unusual, but it's no more cruel than 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:17.520 any other sort of beating, fair game. Clown beatings would 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:20.359 be approved in the court of Joe Getty's justice. So 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:22.320 you're on somebody over with a car. People get hit 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:24.639 by cars all the time. There's nothing unusual about that. 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:30.879 Right now, It's cruel, unspeakably cruel, but not unusual. I 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:36.800 think we're missing a loophole here, folks. But I think 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:40.080 everybody knows the Oh my god, I almost said one 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:42.320 of the stupidest things as things I've ever said. I 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:44.200 think everybody knows what's in the Bill of Rights. No, 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:48.800 obviously most people don't. You should, but you don't, which 0:19:48.920 --> 0:19:52.120 is why you end up quartering troops, you jackasses. 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:53.240 Study history. 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:57.080