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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four

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Speaker 1: minutes after my Strawberry letter for today subject my work

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Speaker 1: wife is selfish and messy. That is the subject. Right now,

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Speaker 1: nephew in the building with today's praying phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got for three minute remarks? Now, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to have to say this over and over and over.

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Speaker 1: Three minute remarks? Okay, when somebody dies at a funeral,

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Speaker 1: three minute remarks? Why are you talking forever? Why is

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Speaker 1: she doing that? Okay? We gotta keep him overing is

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Speaker 1: three minute remark? Come on, cat dog, let's go. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your brother Keith. Please, Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is Keith. How you doing this? Is Lawrence over at

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Speaker 1: your funeral home? Okay? We are the ones that have

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Speaker 1: the um doing the funeral for sister Dolores, and that

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Speaker 1: is uh, y'all my my understanding, right? Yeah? Okay, And

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Speaker 1: as you know, the funeral is uh this coming Thursday. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'll do that Thursday. I'm giving you a call because

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Speaker 1: it's been brought to my attention, uh that you were

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Speaker 1: going to be giving remarks for the funeral? Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to

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Speaker 1: print the programs for the funeral and let you know

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Speaker 1: that they have taken you off for the remarks because

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Speaker 1: they say that you're not going to be hold on

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Speaker 1: what do you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is they say that you're you're not going to

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Speaker 1: aide by the two three minute rule that they have

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Speaker 1: for remarks, and they wanted they've they've taken you off.

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Speaker 1: And uh, who who? Who is they? Who? Who I'm

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Speaker 1: come about? Come about? Who? Who? What's your name is? Lawrence?

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Speaker 1: I'm launched, I'm the actual funeral director lords and who

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Speaker 1: who told you to take me off? One of the

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Speaker 1: one of the family members I'm assuming is who who

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Speaker 1: made the adjustment? And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment,

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Speaker 1: that's that's changing the whole program? Who else is on

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Speaker 1: the list? I mean there's quite a few family members

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Speaker 1: doing different things, uh, throughout the funeral. Okay, So how

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Speaker 1: did you get to my name? Is what I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out that they said that Let listen to me. Listen,

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Speaker 1: listen to me. Listen to me, brother Keith, listen to me.

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Speaker 1: What they said it is that you weren't going to

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Speaker 1: abide by the time. You weren't going to do your

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Speaker 1: remarks in three minutes or less. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: Monty raised me. He put me through college. And you

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Speaker 1: think I'm gonna I'm gonna goes there in her funeral

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Speaker 1: and be under two minutes. Well and well, listen, listen, brother,

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Speaker 1: keep listening to me. Normally, when we have these funerals,

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Speaker 1: people who give remarks, we have them three minutes or less. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, Mr Lord.

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Speaker 1: List is the list. We have a sealer. Yes, there's

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Speaker 1: a seiler that's singing her name off the list. You

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Speaker 1: take her off the list and put me where she

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Speaker 1: supposed to be with my turn and her time is

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Speaker 1: Bobby Joy there? Bobby, Yes, Bobby Jr. Is given remarks.

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Speaker 1: That's that's that's Glories'. That's Mr Lawes's son, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's a son, the one that the up he just

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Speaker 1: got out of him. The truth be told. He put

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Speaker 1: her in the conference. You needn't take him off the

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Speaker 1: list to give me all that time, because I mean,

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Speaker 1: if I ain't gonna take nothing that keep let me

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Speaker 1: let me let me just say this to you. I

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Speaker 1: cannot take see law barby Junior off. I can't make

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Speaker 1: any alterations to this program unless they say that, actually

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Speaker 1: you already you already taking you already taking people name off,

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Speaker 1: you're taking my name off. But but they orchestrated this

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Speaker 1: though they who is day? They having my problems? They

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Speaker 1: try to take me off my hockey program? Who is date? Sir?

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get into a family matter. But until

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Speaker 1: they say that, you can't sure, I'm not gonna. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to have this. This

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Speaker 1: turned out to be bad, and we want to have

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Speaker 1: a great homegoing for sister Deloyer. Okay, damn right. And

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Speaker 1: if I don't get to say nothing, I guarantee you,

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Speaker 1: I guarantee you it's gonna be a truthful one in there.

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Speaker 1: Somebody else don't get things in the carver too. I

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Speaker 1: guarantee you that if I don't get to say nothing

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Speaker 1: that my honekey funeral, minekey didn't pay for their college.

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Speaker 1: I didn't put six dollars in the funeral. I bet

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Speaker 1: you I tell you this. I'll tell you this, Mr Lord,

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Speaker 1: I bet you whether I'm on the program, I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I bet you I stayed with the I want to.

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Speaker 1: I'll bet you that much. You tell by that I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't put me through college. I can't put money

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Speaker 1: on the funeral. A call around and see who ain't

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Speaker 1: putting no money on the funeral? Tell them they change

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Speaker 1: be on the program, man, keep they when they decide

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Speaker 1: who who who's on it? If they changed the format,

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Speaker 1: then I will call you back. Who who is vague?

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Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to get. Get you understand

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Speaker 1: who is they? Can? I can? I tell you something?

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Speaker 1: And I don't want you to get to our rape. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, man. I just want

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Speaker 1: to say this. Keep with. This is nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Mortys Show. You just got breakd You

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Speaker 1: just gotten breaked by your cousin, Bobby Jr. You bum,

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Speaker 1: I'm by junior. Up, I'm kicking Bobby. I know that.

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Speaker 1: My questions all up. I ain't got found to be

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Speaker 1: playing man taking me d program? Uh, Bobby. Bobby said,

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Speaker 1: y'all grew up like brothers, man, and you was you

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Speaker 1: was basically another son and Mr Lord's That's right, yes,

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Speaker 1: yes I was. Man. Oh hey, let me ask you

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Speaker 1: this man, what is the baddest and I mean the

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Speaker 1: baddest ray to your show in the land, Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. I'm in time, y'all been to a ful

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Speaker 1: He's still it's supposed to be three minute remarks, and

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Speaker 1: somebody to get up there. I know they said three minutes,

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Speaker 1: but you know, me and Robbert, Me and Rabbit was

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Speaker 1: closer than that. Now, that ain't what we see. Don't

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Speaker 1: nobody give it. Damn about you and Robert. We said

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Speaker 1: three minute remarks and that's what we mean. Am I

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Speaker 1: right or wrong? What got you right? You right? Okay? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to make sure. I'm trying to make sure. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we passed over the unplugged the mike while he was talking.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's bad, pastor, and and not only that,

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Speaker 1: when they bring the am I saying the right? The resolutions? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, when they bring the resolutions, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's fifteen minutes per person right there. And we need

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Speaker 1: to limit those two of all of those. If I

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Speaker 1: bit your church one time, don't send a resolution at

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Speaker 1: my funeral. Was a good man. Rabbit just got out

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Speaker 1: of jail six months ago. What we do? All right?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Nephew, coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject my

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Speaker 1: work wife is selfish and messy. Will get into it

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Speaker 1: right after this