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Speaker 1: number two or three pick. Could there be a couple
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Speaker 1: the Clippers and the Wizards and the Celtics, and then
Speaker 1: it turns out it's Memphis and the Wizards and the
Speaker 1: Celtics and Chris tops Porzingis is still going to Boston. Here,
Speaker 1: Marcus Smat, in the words of Mark Jackson, is going
Speaker 1: to Memphis where he gets to babysit down there, and
Speaker 1: Washington basically gets nothing. If you're Kyle Kuzma, would you
Speaker 1: want to stay in Washington where there's nobody else because
Speaker 1: now you can be the man and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is my team here. Or would you be like,
Speaker 1: I think it's time to get out of here. Also
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Speaker 1: So it's Porzingis to Boston in case you went to
Speaker 1: bed last night and the deal went south because of
Speaker 1: Malcolm Brogden's health or health concerns, and then the Clippers
Speaker 1: backed out of that. But Porzingis is going to Boston.
Speaker 1: There's a fascination I have with Porzingis because I think
Speaker 1: he can always be better for somebody that hype and
Speaker 1: that skill level. He should be like a Victor Wan Bayama,
Speaker 1: should be able to be a really good rim defender,
Speaker 1: pick and pop and you know, all of those different things.
Speaker 1: And then I started to look at his numbers. He's
Speaker 1: a really good post scorer, and the numbers bear out
Speaker 1: that he's only second to the Joker, and he's really
Speaker 1: good at defending on pick and rolls. He just hasn't
Speaker 1: taken that next step yet. Now you go, oh, he's
Speaker 1: averaging twenty three and seven and six. Everybody averages twenty now,
Speaker 1: I mean they do. If you're any kind of scorer,
Speaker 1: you're going to average at least twenty. But I just
Speaker 1: want to know what is he going to do when
Speaker 1: he needs to do it, because Boston's going to be
Speaker 1: in big games. There are guys who are really good
Speaker 1: on bad teams, but then they get into big moments
Speaker 1: and they're not as good. I don't know if Porzingis
Speaker 1: is big in a moment because he's going to have
Speaker 1: to be for the Celtics. But I like what they
Speaker 1: did because they got very little contributions out of Al
Speaker 1: Horford future Hall of Famer and other big man Robert Williams,
Speaker 1: and I think they're probably looking at uh down the road.
Speaker 1: Here we've got a guy who can play defense and
Speaker 1: pretty good offensive player, and maybe we can count on
Speaker 1: him more than we did Al Horford future Hall of
Speaker 1: Famer eight seven to seven to three DP show email
Speaker 1: address Dpidanpatrick dot com Twitter handle a DP show. Doesn't
Speaker 1: look like Zion will be traded tonight. Doesn't look like
Speaker 1: Dame will be traded either, But it doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: there haven't been discussions here, and it feels like if
Speaker 1: something would happen with New Orleans, it would be Brandon Ingram,
Speaker 1: not Zion Williamson. And maybe Portland is saying, hey, let's
Speaker 1: see what we get if we're going to bring in,
Speaker 1: you know, Scoot Henderson. Okay, great, Now, Charlotte is probably
Speaker 1: not taking Scoot Henderson because LaMelo Ball and Scoot Henderson
Speaker 1: play the same position. But then if Portland is getting
Speaker 1: Scoot Henderson, Dame Lillard and Scoot Henderson sort of play
Speaker 1: this same position here. But it looks like Charlotte's locked
Speaker 1: in on Brandon Miller. And then you find out Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan is selling the Hornets, but Michael is involved in
Speaker 1: the process of who they're going to take number two overall. Okay,
Speaker 1: It'd be like if Pauley wanted to buy my house
Speaker 1: and we have a contract, but before I sell it,
Speaker 1: I decide that I'm going to I don't know, fill
Speaker 1: in the indoor pool. I'm gonna I'm going to put
Speaker 1: concrete over it or whatever. Without asking. I'm just going
Speaker 1: to say, hey, you know, I'm going to make these
Speaker 1: changes here. If Michael and maybe he's going to be
Speaker 1: a minority owner in the Hornets. But Mike and his
Speaker 1: track record at drafting, and it looks like they're going
Speaker 1: to take Brandon Miller. How do you say to Michael Jordan, Hey, Mike,
Speaker 1: we got it. You know what, how about how about
Speaker 1: we take it from here? Because Michael is probably involved
Speaker 1: in the interview process with Brandon Miller. And also there
Speaker 1: was a comment by Brandon Miller that people love to
Speaker 1: run with and I know, you know, at this time
Speaker 1: of the year, you're like, hey, can we is there
Speaker 1: anything that's making headlines? Here's Brandon Miller. He talked about
Speaker 1: who his goat is in the NBA.
Speaker 2: I actually don't think Lebron is, you know, to go
Speaker 2: to fast rock thing.
Speaker 1: My go to bath Paul George. I was grew up
Speaker 1: watching them, so it's never just Lebron's right. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: not a big deal, but it's his opinion not you know,
Speaker 1: this is the guy I love. I love Paul George. Okay,
Speaker 1: I grew up loving Pete Marravitch. He wasn't the goat,
Speaker 1: but I loved watching Pete marriviag play. But man, when
Speaker 1: you grab the headlines and Lebron could be involved in
Speaker 1: this Lebron's not my go Oh wait till Lebron hears
Speaker 1: about this at fashion week in Paris, He's going to
Speaker 1: be upset about this. He is trying to enjoy the
Speaker 1: Louis show. And I have to deal with this now. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got Farrell and jay Z at the Louis Vautone
Speaker 1: fashion I got Draymon here. What did his kids say?
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to enjoy my holiday. Yeah, I'm on holiday. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I have to deal with this. We go on vacation,
Speaker 3: they go on holiday.
Speaker 4: Holidays sounds nicer, it does.
Speaker 1: Where are you going on holiday?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Because I always go, well what holiday? And they're like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? No, you said you're going on holiday.
Speaker 1: Like what holiday? They're like, what's your vacation? I said, well,
Speaker 1: what does holiday mean? We have holidays. It's just a vacation,
Speaker 1: is what it is. Yes, Well, I want to go back.
Speaker 4: To Jordan for a second, that the horn of his
Speaker 4: team may pass on Scoot Henderson because he plays the
Speaker 4: same position or the same body style as Lamela Ballah.
Speaker 4: Would that be irony that the reason the Portland Trailblazers
Speaker 4: did not take Michael Jordan was because he played the
Speaker 4: same general position as Clyde Drexler, and that's one of
Speaker 4: the reasons they passed on him. Did we talk about
Speaker 4: this with the Golden State Warriors, Oh, you're taking Steph Curry.
Speaker 4: Don't they already have guards there? And what role does
Speaker 4: he feel? Don't you just take the player?
Speaker 1: Well, I think that's what the philosophy is now. It
Speaker 1: should be instead of like, let me just take the
Speaker 1: best player, not you know, he doesn't fit in, or
Speaker 1: we already got somebody at that position. Basketball's positionless. It
Speaker 1: just you know, I don't have a center, two forwards
Speaker 1: and two guards. I might have three guards. I might
Speaker 1: have two centers. I might not have a center. But
Speaker 1: if you're looking at these teams and their success, you're
Speaker 1: looking at I got that guy who can play, and
Speaker 1: that guy who can play, and that guy who can play.
Speaker 1: Because if you said, hey, where's Draymond Green going to
Speaker 1: play wherever he wants to, well, Klay Thompson, yeah it'll
Speaker 1: be fine, Steph, Yeah he's good. We get caught up
Speaker 1: in these Well you got to have the big man,
Speaker 1: you got to have two forwards, you got to have
Speaker 1: two guards. No, you just have to have people who
Speaker 1: can play and complement each other. But the NBA draft
Speaker 1: gives hope. That's what it's all about, and a golden
Speaker 1: opportunity like Charlotte at number two and you know, Dame
Speaker 1: Lillard in Portland at number three. But then you also
Speaker 1: have these other teams. You know, Dallas is all in
Speaker 1: apparently with Kyrie, and they have the tenth pick overall.
Speaker 1: Do they try to package that to get some veteran help?
Speaker 1: Are the Lakers going to be trading? Are the Clippers
Speaker 1: going to do anything? Is Paul George actually available to
Speaker 1: be traded for? This is what happens leading up to
Speaker 1: the draft, the possibility, the scenarios I'm hearing, is Pam
Speaker 1: aute Bio available for the Miami. It's just a lot
Speaker 1: of kicking the tires here and maybe trying to flush
Speaker 1: things out. Hey, I didn't know Porzingis was going to
Speaker 1: be available. I thought, okay, maybe they're building around him
Speaker 1: and Boston goes all in. I mean, I give Brad
Speaker 1: Stevens a lot of credit. That was a Danny Ainge
Speaker 1: kind of move there. You kind of swoop in and
Speaker 1: if you're a Washington Wizards fan, man, good luck. They
Speaker 1: should just let you in for free and then you know,
Speaker 1: maybe you'll parking and concession and things like that. Or
Speaker 1: how about this, you pay on the way out, all right,
Speaker 1: if you're you know, like you donate something like you know,
Speaker 1: what what did this meal mean to you? What? What?
Speaker 1: What's it worth? Here? And then you just pay as
Speaker 1: you go? How about that? I mean you get to
Speaker 1: watch the game and then as you leave and then
Speaker 1: they have a collection plate, you know, go to church
Speaker 1: and then they pass it down the road. Hey, what
Speaker 1: what do you think here? All right? Let me give
Speaker 1: you fifteen cents? You know, I had dollar fifty I
Speaker 1: got I was entertained there. Yeah, ton I like that.
Speaker 2: It's like an honor system that everyone will give some
Speaker 2: type of amount that can reflect what they just experienced
Speaker 2: the rest few hours.
Speaker 1: You know, I still feel bad about this. This is
Speaker 1: off topic, but it's on topic if you follow me.
Speaker 1: I was on vacation and I was in Italy and
Speaker 1: I went into a church, and you know, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to have the honor system where you put some money
Speaker 1: in then light a candle. Why didn't have any money
Speaker 1: on me? So I lit a candle and then my goes.
Speaker 1: You have to donate that money that prayer doesn't count,
Speaker 1: doesn't count, I know, and so it's bothered me. I
Speaker 1: went to Italy a couple of months, you know, six
Speaker 1: weeks ago. It still bothered me that I didn't put
Speaker 1: the money in the little coin slot there. You're going
Speaker 1: to hell. No I'm not. I just didn't put you know,
Speaker 1: a dollar in the slot.
Speaker 4: Yes, how come you didn't just not light the candle?
Speaker 4: Enjoy the church?
Speaker 1: And then I don't because I don't know, as you
Speaker 1: have to do something. All these people were there, and
Speaker 1: you know, I get into those old churches and it
Speaker 1: feels like every one of those statues is staring at you, like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing here? Dude? Seriously you're here again? Hot?
Speaker 1: Yeah you Why don't you pack like you've been here before?
Speaker 1: How about we kneel? You know.
Speaker 3: It is funny though, that if there's something to do
Speaker 3: with your hands, you have to do it.
Speaker 1: But it was Easter Sunday.
Speaker 4: Oh you gotta double down too with the money.
Speaker 1: Yes, cheap on them, bro, But I put all the
Speaker 1: money in the collection basket. And then afterwards and then
Speaker 1: my wife goes, you know, we should say some prayers,
Speaker 1: and I said, okay, for who she goes, just can
Speaker 1: you just follow me? And I go, okay, and then
Speaker 1: she had money put it in, and then I go,
Speaker 1: I don't have any money.
Speaker 4: No ATM close by.
Speaker 1: No, I can't do that. No. And then I lit
Speaker 1: the candle and she goes, you got to you can't
Speaker 1: light the candle and not pay Oh, details details details,
Speaker 1: I'm paying them, but me being here, do you know
Speaker 1: how much an appearance fee is for me? Honey?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Technically I just gave them lots of money.
Speaker 4: They owe you a couple, They owe me.
Speaker 1: Some money by showing up here at this church. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this church in Palermo. They they owe me. Yeah, send
Speaker 1: them an invoice there, Paul, Yes.
Speaker 4: I'll just you're you're right. I mean they scored. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you probably filled that place.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I don't understand Italian. They probably were whispering.
Speaker 4: I think that is damn Is that Jim Patrick?
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Speaker 4: Yes or yes, Paul, Speaking of prayers, Dan, there's a
Speaker 4: lot of sad Celtics fans today in the Northeast.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 4: Guy Marcus Smart, he's the heart and soul that jam
Speaker 4: Marcus Smart.
Speaker 1: They love the Draymond Green.
Speaker 4: Just hard working, lunch, pale guy, poor guy. Yeah, heart
Speaker 4: and soul, like you said, not just the heart, the
Speaker 4: heart Ansel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're.
Speaker 4: Bummed today you woke up here.
Speaker 1: They should be.
Speaker 4: He thought you were losing Malcolm Brognan. They have no connection.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Malcolm Brogna had been there for a year.
Speaker 3: Now they got to find some other dude. They keep
Speaker 3: jacking up contested threes and missing them. Now who they
Speaker 3: got to find that?
Speaker 1: What's my problem with Marcus smartt It was, shoot, dude,
Speaker 1: you're not Steph Curry. You know you're a defensive player.
Speaker 1: He's jop shooting.
Speaker 4: He is very hard to quantify as a player because
Speaker 4: he seems to try at all times, goes to.
Speaker 1: The floor, the immeasurables ball.
Speaker 4: Yeah, team first, But you know he's better than he
Speaker 4: was five years ago. Five years ago. He's thinking he's
Speaker 4: throwing out of bounds that it.
Speaker 1: Takes Marcus Smatt good interview. By the way, the Celtics
Speaker 1: are now tied with the Nuggets for the best odds
Speaker 1: to win the NBA Championship. Starting the week Boston plus
Speaker 1: five point fifty Now plus four to seventy five. They're
Speaker 1: tied with the Nuggets for the best odds. I don't
Speaker 1: have where everybody else is this according to you on DraftKings.
Speaker 1: I'd like to know where the Wizards are. Is there
Speaker 1: a worse team than the Wizards this year? On paper?
Speaker 1: Trying to think who else is going to be really
Speaker 1: really bad? Could they threaten the seventy two seventy six
Speaker 1: ers who won nine games?
Speaker 2: Marvin No, I think they win twenty four games, twenty
Speaker 2: four twenty.
Speaker 1: Four Okay, maybe, uh maybe picture da Ray can reach
Speaker 1: out to DraftKings and ask him what the over under
Speaker 1: is for the Wizards well as of today because they
Speaker 1: had Bradley Beal and porzingis you know up until yesterday?
Speaker 4: Yes, your Wizards the past two years thirty five and
Speaker 4: forty seven, thirty five and forty seven, they're the most
Speaker 4: consistent team of asking you.
Speaker 1: Got to sell it, you know exactly what you're getting
Speaker 1: with the Wizards mediocrity. That's tough. Yeah, that's where you
Speaker 1: trust the process. But you trust the process if you
Speaker 1: have somebody like joelnb where you go, Okay, we're losing,
Speaker 1: but we're going to start winning. If you're a Wizards fan,
Speaker 1: you're probably going, what is the prom Is there a process?
Speaker 1: Tell us if there's a game plan here, because this
Speaker 1: feels like Washington is the East Coast version of Oklahoma City.
Speaker 1: But Oklahoma City I have complete trust in. They do
Speaker 1: have some talent and they have a lot of draft
Speaker 1: picks there. But as far as the Wizards go, man,
Speaker 1: that is rough. Yeah, pulling.
Speaker 4: Is there a worst job in sports right now than
Speaker 4: season ticket sales manager for the Washington Wizards. What's the
Speaker 4: strategy there? Wrap up the fan base?
Speaker 1: Well, because I can convince you to come out and
Speaker 1: see the Arizona Cardinals, Like, hey, you know what, come
Speaker 1: on out. Kyler Murray will be back soon, and you know,
Speaker 1: we have nice facility here and you get to see
Speaker 1: a good opposition. You know, come on out and see
Speaker 1: the forty nine ers play the Cardinals. You know, the
Speaker 1: Wizards are going to be like, what are we selling here?
Speaker 1: What can yes, Mark.
Speaker 2: And now with load management, all the Lakers coming down. Oh,
Speaker 2: Lebron and ad are both out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't think like they needed to play here,
Speaker 1: so that's why they're taking the night out. Hey, come
Speaker 1: on out and see Lebron in street close.
Speaker 2: Yes, mar did Tys Jones act up with John Morant
Speaker 2: because he's in Washington?
Speaker 1: Now, Like, what did I do? He's the starting point guard? Oh?
Speaker 2: Good point?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, his time to shine. Yeah. I think he
Speaker 1: might feel pretty good where he's like, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm in Washington and I'm the starting point guard for
Speaker 1: a team that's going to be terrible this year. All right,
Speaker 1: let me take a break. Jay Billis will join us.
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Speaker 1: with the pole question, play of the day, stat of
Speaker 1: the day or two also forthcoming. There's certain drafts that
Speaker 1: stand out and I was able to cover a few
Speaker 1: of those. I was covering the draft when Len Bias
Speaker 1: was drafted by the Boston Celtics. You know, Keem Elijahwan,
Speaker 1: draft Patrick Ewing and to be able to be there
Speaker 1: in person. And then there's other drafts where you go,
Speaker 1: how did this happen? That you look back on Anthony
Speaker 1: Bennett going number one overall. That was twenty thirteen, so
Speaker 1: that's a decade ago. Victor Oladipo, who I thought was
Speaker 1: going to be the best player of the draft, had
Speaker 1: a nice career. He's been injured, Otto Porter Junior third,
Speaker 1: Cody Zeller, Alex lenn Nerlins Nowell, Ben Macklamore, Centavious Caldwell, Pope,
Speaker 1: Trey Burke, CJ McCollum, Michael Carter, Williams, Steven Adams, Kelly Olennock,
Speaker 1: and uh Shabaz Mohammed. That's it. Those are the first
Speaker 1: fourteen picks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Paul, pick number fifteen was Giannis.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wonder if there's ever been a draft where the
Speaker 4: second seven players were drastically better than the first seven
Speaker 4: players taken, because those first seven are spotty at best.
Speaker 4: And then you know Steven Adams, good career, Olenix not awful,
Speaker 4: Giannis hall of fame, you know, McCollum, nice player. The
Speaker 4: first seven are.
Speaker 1: Yeah it Jannis doesn't make it because he's not part
Speaker 1: of the first fourteen. If you said the first seven
Speaker 1: and the second seven, and then I would take the
Speaker 1: third seven because at least I'm getting Giannis out of that.
Speaker 4: Goy that was so bad.
Speaker 1: Like there's there's not a good player in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mar I.
Speaker 2: Think Michael Carter Williams was Rookie of the Year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm almost certain he.
Speaker 1: Couldn't shoot the Hyphen but he couldn't shoot.
Speaker 2: That's one of those somebody's got to win Rookie of
Speaker 2: the Year.
Speaker 1: Well, I think he had a triple double his first
Speaker 1: game and we had him on after that and I
Speaker 1: said they should call you the Hyphen and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have a nickname there. And that's the last
Speaker 1: time we heard from Michael Carter Williams.
Speaker 2: Yes, smart, whole lot of ten day contracts for him now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, Kelley o'lennock, Steven Adams, and then in.
Speaker 4: The back half of the first round, decent players like
Speaker 4: Dennis Schrader were drafted. Shrewd, shrewder, he does it wrong,
Speaker 4: get the shooterter Tim Hardaway, Junior, Rudy Gobert, Reggie Bullock.
Speaker 4: It's a nice career.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mark.
Speaker 2: There were some guys that Ibas Mohammad. He was big time,
Speaker 2: especially on the internet. He was like the number one
Speaker 2: player in his class. He was big time with the
Speaker 2: uc LA, I mean, and just nothing happened for that guy.
Speaker 2: Like oj May type height, Yeah, coming out of high
Speaker 2: school going to UCLA and Nerlan's Noel too. Oh, this
Speaker 2: think's terrible.
Speaker 1: He was just seven feet and played at Kentucky.
Speaker 2: And had a high top fee.
Speaker 1: That was it.
Speaker 2: He's really six ' nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Is there anything worse to be in an NBA draft
Speaker 4: than a senior, a four year senior.
Speaker 1: Like Tracy even an upper classman.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tracy Jackson Davis of Indiana.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The guy in the Big ten averaged twenty one and
Speaker 4: eleven and four assists and two blocks and a steal.
Speaker 4: Big ten. I don't impasine and he's going to go
Speaker 4: midway through the second round. Those are big ten, great numbers,
Speaker 4: just like you know, it's almost like Draymond Green's numbers.
Speaker 4: And he's not going to be sniffed in the first
Speaker 4: Is he.
Speaker 1: Going to be the highest drafted player who's a upper classman?
Speaker 4: A senior? I got a check.
Speaker 1: Well, if you look at junior senior, who's the highest
Speaker 1: rated junior senior who will be available tonight? Because that's
Speaker 1: almost like those guys I think are going to school
Speaker 1: to go to school and play basketball, not the other
Speaker 1: way around.
Speaker 3: But at first senior I see being I'm looking at
Speaker 3: a mock draft. Okay, the first senior I see is
Speaker 3: going eighteen to the heat Heimi huck Has junior, Oh
Speaker 3: UCLA good ball handle, Jimi huck Has junior.
Speaker 1: He's a good player. I mean, he's a really interesting player.
Speaker 3: Right after that as nineteen as the Warriors, Chris Murray
Speaker 3: from Iowa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's a junior. Yeah. His brothers with the Kings, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got a few rounded them out there.
Speaker 4: I always has a twenty two, yeah, twenty three year
Speaker 4: old on the rock.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but he's a he's a good player. The
Speaker 1: average twenty yeah, Mark.
Speaker 2: And all these guys that he projected in the top ten. Oh,
Speaker 2: you know, season stats forty from the field, thirteen points,
Speaker 2: four rebounds.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I know, I.
Speaker 1: Know, you're you're seeing guys who don't even start and
Speaker 1: then they're going they could be drafted. You know, like
Speaker 1: in the first fifteen picks, Devin Booker didn't started. Kentucky.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, that's the craziest thing about this draft. Maybe
Speaker 3: not the craziest, but just an odd thing. It feels
Speaker 3: like an anomaly. The oldest player in the draft. You
Speaker 3: know what school he's coming from, the oldest player in
Speaker 3: the draft Connecticut, Kentucky. Oh, you would never think that
Speaker 3: Kentucky is the oldest player in.
Speaker 1: The draft this year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oscar Sway, Yeah, he started at West Virginia but
Speaker 3: then played I think did two years a Kentucky. But
Speaker 3: you would never think that.
Speaker 1: Oh. By the way, Bob Huggins resigned after his DUI.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard who they're replacing him with, but that's
Speaker 1: one of those you're on double secret probation after your
Speaker 1: comments on a Cincinnati radio show and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden you get pop for DUI and it was
Speaker 1: a big DUI a big number there as well in pits,
Speaker 1: and then that's like, okay, we're done. And I'm sure
Speaker 1: he would have wanted to stay around for to get
Speaker 1: a thousand wins. I think it was like nine thirty
Speaker 1: nine something like that, but he would have gone into
Speaker 1: the season as the active leader in victories there. All right,
Speaker 1: So the draft coming up tonight. All of these conversations
Speaker 1: that I've heard with Victor Rombayama is he seems like
Speaker 1: he's really mature for nineteen years of age, well thought
Speaker 1: out sense of humor. Fact, he went to Yankee Stadium,
Speaker 1: rode the subway. All these things sound wonderful, and he
Speaker 1: sounds worldly, and he might be since he's been playing
Speaker 1: professionally for the last couple of years and playing against
Speaker 1: grown men. But it's something strange where you hear somebody
Speaker 1: who feels refined and you know they probably know how
Speaker 1: to set a table. You know, you put the spoon
Speaker 1: there and the fork there. He's soft spoken. I hate
Speaker 1: when somebody says, boy, they're well spoken, because usually that
Speaker 1: has to do with a minority, Like he's really well spoken. No,
Speaker 1: he's just he is a great speaker. He is uh
Speaker 1: and you know he speaks French, speaks English, and but
Speaker 1: when you say, oh, he's really well spoken. Now he
Speaker 1: just is somebody who knows what to say and how
Speaker 1: to say it, and and all these interviews, so you
Speaker 1: wonder does he have that killer instinct? And I always
Speaker 1: go back to Troy Polamalu. Troy Palamalu would come on
Speaker 1: the show and he'd be like, hey, Dan, how are you.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, how does that guy rip your head off?
Speaker 1: And Domin can sue same way, Mike Tyson, Dodd give
Speaker 1: me a little Mike Tyson.
Speaker 4: I just want to tell you that I'd love to
Speaker 4: have you come over my half sometime and check out
Speaker 4: the bird. That'll be kind of silly time, okay.
Speaker 1: And then he would get in the ring and then
Speaker 1: he would kill you. But but Polamalu is the example
Speaker 1: where you go that guy, you would never know what
Speaker 1: he did if you met him, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden you see him on the football field and
Speaker 1: you're like, that's that's that's that same guy. And Victor
Speaker 1: one Bayama seems like, I don't know if he's got
Speaker 1: that killer in him, and I don't know if you
Speaker 1: need it. Other than nobody thought that about Tim duncan Man.
Speaker 1: He seems really passive. David Robinson one of the nicest
Speaker 1: people you'll ever meet, but he's still played with such
Speaker 1: great athleticism. Yeah, chem elijau Wan. Yeah, you sit down
Speaker 1: with him, very peaceful, He's very zen like guy. Then
Speaker 1: you get on the floor. Not everybody has to be
Speaker 1: Michael or Kobe or bird Isaiah that intensity. But I
Speaker 1: did wonder about that when you hear his voice and
Speaker 1: he just sounds like he's just very mature for a
Speaker 1: nineteen year old. That stand out to anybody here. Would
Speaker 1: you have doubts about Victor one Bayama because he just
Speaker 1: seems soft spoken.
Speaker 4: I confuse soft spoken for not intense, which doesn't make
Speaker 4: any sense at all, because but Victor is sitting there,
Speaker 4: he is like his legs crossed, He's sitting there talking.
Speaker 4: It is like an actor's studio interview. And does that
Speaker 4: mean he can't elbow people or you know, get in
Speaker 4: people's faces.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, but it did. It just struck
Speaker 1: me as he just that's a nineteen year old. Credit
Speaker 1: to him and his family.
Speaker 2: Yes, Mark, how do you want him to talk like
Speaker 2: macho Manorandy Savage?
Speaker 4: A little brother we also have to decide how tall
Speaker 4: he is. I've seen three different reports in the past
Speaker 4: twenty four hours of what his height is. Okay, seven
Speaker 4: three seven four seven five. We gotta we gotta decide
Speaker 4: before the draft.
Speaker 1: Does it matter?
Speaker 4: Well, we should call it something he.
Speaker 1: Care about his wingspan. I mean that's really.
Speaker 4: You like what a guy's six too and his wingspan
Speaker 4: six wingspan?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't. I don't know when that became
Speaker 1: a thing, but then when it became a thing, it
Speaker 1: was a big thing. His wingspan is Do we blame
Speaker 1: j Billis for wingspan? He might have been in the
Speaker 1: first You know he's got he's got wingspan of six
Speaker 1: to ten. He's six to two.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know how tall Kevin Durant is exactly,
Speaker 2: but he's got a seven to five wingspin for a fact.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, See.
Speaker 3: Victor's wingspan is listed here at eight feet, which is
Speaker 3: if he laid down basically and somehow went like this
Speaker 3: and put his arm straight up in the air, his
Speaker 3: wingspan is almost taller than I can jump and touch.
Speaker 1: Yes, if that makes sense.
Speaker 4: If he's planking, he could probably touch the neody. I
Speaker 4: got wingspan measurements from the NBA combine, Zachi, do you
Speaker 4: produce seven to ten?
Speaker 1: They're not talking about Zaki. I haven't heard his name
Speaker 1: going back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah they do do they do hand measurements at the
Speaker 4: combine as well.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about what's Victor won Bayama's hands. Why is
Speaker 1: it so important for an NFL player but not for
Speaker 1: a a basketball player, or that we don't highlight those
Speaker 1: hand size. I mean, you got to have a handle.
Speaker 1: Everybody has to have a handle. Not everybody gets to
Speaker 1: hold the football in the NFL, but everybody in the NBA.
Speaker 1: You're holding the basketball. Do we have hand size for
Speaker 1: Victor one by.
Speaker 4: I don't have it. We're believing, we're looking.
Speaker 1: Okay, I hope we have it by tonight for the drive.
Speaker 4: The Spurs have it. They should probably questioning things at
Speaker 4: this junction.
Speaker 1: You see him holding that wall. He held the baseball
Speaker 1: then it looked like a golf ball.
Speaker 4: We'd never really got to it yesterday. Marvin's reaction to VI.
Speaker 1: As soon as I saw that, and then PAULI goes,
Speaker 1: Marvin's going to have a bad day tomorrow. You're getting
Speaker 1: two days out of it, Marvin, I know, and then
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, I purposely didn't bring it
Speaker 1: up because I knew that it was going to be
Speaker 1: your ten year anniversary. You were married ten years ago
Speaker 1: and congratulations.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah ten years today. Yeah, let's do this. You know
Speaker 1: you're still in love and in like, yeah, well that's
Speaker 1: more important. Oh for sure, you fall in love, you
Speaker 1: stay marriage married because you like each other. Yes, absolutely, yeah, yes.
Speaker 4: And I think we're coming up in the thirty eighth
Speaker 4: anniversary of Marvin having small hands mark when's your birthday?
Speaker 4: Because they were when they were born, they were very
Speaker 4: small and they just stayed.
Speaker 1: You know, when your child they have like footprints when
Speaker 1: they're babies, or they have their hand prints there and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh okay, that's what we took these when
Speaker 1: you were week old, Marvin, did you do that? Did
Speaker 1: your mom do that with your hands and your feet
Speaker 1: when you were born? Huh yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3: See Victor, when bun Yama's hands are so big, he
Speaker 3: can palm a basketball using just his thumb and his
Speaker 3: middle finger. Okay, that's gigantic. Using just these two fingers,
Speaker 3: he can palm basketball. Maybe he has strong hands as
Speaker 3: well as big hands.
Speaker 1: Oh I hope. So that's gigantic, gigantare. Ronnie Hawkins had
Speaker 1: the biggest hands I ever was I saw in a
Speaker 1: basketball court, and that's the first guy I remember. He
Speaker 1: just held the ball held, you know, like a joker does. Now,
Speaker 1: Knnie Hawkins would do that with his He had these
Speaker 1: huge hands.
Speaker 4: Yes, when Manyama. This year he played for the Metropolitans
Speaker 4: in that pro league. He took two hundred and fifteen
Speaker 4: free throws and he shot eighty three percent.
Speaker 1: This year.
Speaker 4: I looked at his percentage. He didn't play a lot
Speaker 4: of basketball, a ton of a competitive basketball where they
Speaker 4: kept a lot of stats. But this year is shooting
Speaker 4: percentage from the free throw line was eighty three percent.
Speaker 4: From from three point land it was about twenty nine percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I love that you can build upon that
Speaker 1: because you'll you'll get your legs, you'll you'll understand how
Speaker 1: to you know, take advantage of your body shooting those
Speaker 1: kind of shots. When you can shoot from the free
Speaker 1: throw line and you have touch, that's really hard. Joker,
Speaker 1: good shooting, big men from the line, Anthony Davis, good
Speaker 1: shooting if you're if you have those guys who are
Speaker 1: going to get found on and then you send them
Speaker 1: to the line. They're making over eighty percent of their
Speaker 1: free throws. It's such a weapon. But we get caught up. Remember,
Speaker 1: Shaq's hands are too big for him to be good
Speaker 1: from the line. I went, that is nonsense. Victor's hands
Speaker 1: are bigger than Shacks. It's Shaq never had a follow through.
Speaker 1: He had a shot put. Victor wan Bayama shoots it
Speaker 1: like he has a great looking for great looking form
Speaker 1: and touch. Shaq didn't. Shack would just if it went in.
Speaker 1: It was like, man, it's going in. If not, it's
Speaker 1: going to bounce out to half court. Yeah, Marv.
Speaker 2: Watching old Lakers games on NBA TV or ESPN Classic whatever,
Speaker 2: and you can see Shack at the free throw line
Speaker 2: and he literally his hands like he literally shot put
Speaker 2: the ball. Yeah, it's not even no touch, no anything,
Speaker 2: And the ball would go in in the Staples Center,
Speaker 2: it wouldn't even beye, I know, Thank God, I know.
Speaker 2: Kolbe's like, God, get in shape.
Speaker 1: It's just And then I think somebody said that he
Speaker 1: broke his wrists when he was young, and he couldn't
Speaker 1: do with that normal follow through, that flick that you
Speaker 1: would have with Shack. But you know, there's no excuse
Speaker 1: for a big man not being a good free throw shooter.
Speaker 1: It's just put in the time and for Victor to
Speaker 1: be shooting that well from the long and that's that's great.
Speaker 1: What a weapon having your guy who has the ball
Speaker 1: the most. Like joker, he goes to the line, you're
Speaker 1: gonna pay for it? All right, we'll come back. We
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Speaker 3: Southern rock d ends at thirty percent, but sneaking up
Speaker 3: very very closely, very very closely, at twenty seven. It's
Speaker 3: only three point difference. Yes, yacht rock. See this audience
Speaker 3: gets it. They do, they do, Yeah, because the yacht
Speaker 3: rock would be great. That'd be great Southern rock. There's
Speaker 3: a little bit of a controversy too, going on with
Speaker 3: the othern rock part.
Speaker 1: Why is that?
Speaker 3: Well, the other day we were mentioning you were like,
Speaker 3: what's like this first southern rock song that comes to mind? Yes,
Speaker 3: and I threw out Freebird Glennard skinnerd. Then people were like, no,
Speaker 3: Tuesday's Gone is their better song. But then other people
Speaker 3: were like, if you're saying southern rock and Almond Brothers
Speaker 3: doesn't come out first or Marshall Tucker Band, then so
Speaker 3: there's a little bit of a.
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's no there's no dispute. It's the Almond Brothers.
Speaker 1: The Almond Brothers created Southern rock? Is it Midnight Rider
Speaker 1: or Rambling Man? It could be Melissa, you know from
Speaker 1: Edith Peach live at Fillmore. Almond Brothers Dwayne Almond created
Speaker 1: Southern rock in my opinion, my humble opinion, by the way, okay,
Speaker 1: but you can throw.
Speaker 3: On Marshall Tucker. You know, it feels almost like we're skinnered.
Speaker 3: We might get a stay in our lane. Oh god,
Speaker 3: I'm sure you will. But look when that happened with
Speaker 3: Green Day.
Speaker 1: What did I do? I went to the Rock and
Speaker 1: Roll Hall of Fame, So look at green Days exhibit.
Speaker 1: Educated yourself? Yes I did? And you know, oh I
Speaker 1: was still right about Green Day.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't credence get more love in that southern rock conversation?
Speaker 1: I think because they weren't from the South. They were
Speaker 1: from the Bay Area. Even though they sound like that
Speaker 1: they're from the South. I mean, John Fogerty's voice is unmistakable,
Speaker 1: but they're not true Southerners.
Speaker 4: I guess, yes, kind of like Jeff Gordon come from
Speaker 4: California becoming a great NASCAR driver, he was still from California.
Speaker 1: Not real.
Speaker 4: Took a while to embrace.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not real, not authentic. I had a situation I
Speaker 1: was telling the Danets about this. Now, I don't expect
Speaker 1: special treatment when I go into a restaurant or anything.
Speaker 1: I don't promise I do not. But my wife and
Speaker 1: I were in a city and we saw where there
Speaker 1: are all these great reviews for this restaurant. Now, we
Speaker 1: had already gone to dinner, and we thought, let's just
Speaker 1: walk by this restaurant. And I walk in and there
Speaker 1: were two guys and they're like, oh my god, big fans.
Speaker 1: So they work there, and I go, yeah, I heard
Speaker 1: about this place. Hey, you let us know. I said, well,
Speaker 1: how about tomorrow? And they go, oh, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: a two month waiting list. I said, well, wait a minute.
Speaker 1: You just said big fans, do you know, let us
Speaker 1: know if you want to go. I think they left
Speaker 1: out let us know if you want to go in
Speaker 1: two months from now. Yeah. And so I was just
Speaker 1: a little confused, and so I said, well, wait a minute.
Speaker 1: You just said let me know if there's anything we
Speaker 1: could do, and then you say it's a two month
Speaker 1: waiting list.
Speaker 4: Yes, And you were clearly on vacation. It wasn't like
Speaker 4: a home based restaurant. This is where I traveled. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and those people probably know who work at the restaurant
Speaker 4: that you're in town. Yeah, you're not a regular. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then one of the guys goes, hey, I listen
Speaker 1: to podcast every day and I said all right, and
Speaker 1: he goes, you know who's inside? And I go who
Speaker 1: you know? Who's having dinner? I go, no, who coach? Pop? Oh?
Speaker 1: And I go, oh, dang, did he have to wait
Speaker 1: two months to get id? Oh? My wife elbows me,
Speaker 1: and then we walk outside and she goes, not everybody
Speaker 1: gets your sense of humor, I said, I wouldn't try
Speaker 1: to be funny. I just wanted to know did Pop
Speaker 1: have to wait two months to get his reservation? And that?
Speaker 3: Like, they were like, if you need anything, just let
Speaker 3: us know. You're like, okay, how about throwing no, no, no,
Speaker 3: We're gonna say, like, here's our website address.
Speaker 1: Just go in there.
Speaker 3: You can fill out all the information for when the next.
Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, be judge Judy here Paul.
Speaker 4: I would say, yes, you were it was fair for
Speaker 4: you to assume that them going hey, as.
Speaker 1: Soon as I walked into the restaurant, these are the
Speaker 1: two guys waiting to seat you.
Speaker 4: If you want to let us know it means I
Speaker 4: can get you a table ace out. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 4: that's a green light.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I said, oh, I don't I don't want
Speaker 1: a reservation tonight, and they go, oh no, no, we
Speaker 1: don't have anything available for two months. And I go
Speaker 1: that's a long time to go without food. And then
Speaker 1: my wife is like, will you stop with the lines?
Speaker 1: And I go all right, yes see.
Speaker 3: I had, I guess, somewhat of a similar experience a
Speaker 3: little bit where somebody had reached out and said, hey,
Speaker 3: if you and your family are ever up this way,
Speaker 3: let us know and we'll take care of you.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, oh, sick.
Speaker 3: So we get up there, book like a whole trip
Speaker 3: or whatever, and get up there. And my understanding is
Speaker 3: that when they say come up here, we'll take care
Speaker 3: of you, is that the hotel was taken care of
Speaker 3: because they were the people inviting us up to like again.
Speaker 3: So I got up there, I was like, hey, what's up,
Speaker 3: we're here or whatever. They're like, okay, that's four hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty dollars Yo. What I just went, I was
Speaker 3: gonna come up here, Yeah, but we'll take care of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I would decipher that as set at least a friendly rate.
Speaker 4: If the word the phrase take care of you means
Speaker 4: you're not getting the standard rate.
Speaker 1: I could have just booked this myself.
Speaker 3: I didn't need I didn't need you to take care
Speaker 3: of it for like I didn't need you to do
Speaker 3: the paperwork for me.
Speaker 1: I've Joe Montana invited me and my wife to his
Speaker 1: house in Wine Country, so we planned a trip. See
Speaker 1: that's who I was talking about. And then and then
Speaker 1: he sold his house. We didn't know that he had
Speaker 1: sold his house.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got a note when he invited you. Did
Speaker 4: he say, hey, you guys should come out sometime or
Speaker 4: did he say you should come stay at my house?
Speaker 1: Sometimes he said to stay at his house. He was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you got to come out. You know, we'll put you up.
Speaker 1: That might be one of the greatest pranks ever pulled it.
Speaker 1: And maybe it was. You know, I meant, not everybody
Speaker 1: gets Joe Montana sens you humor.
Speaker 4: Did he sell?
Speaker 1: No? The last thing I know, my wife goes, does
Speaker 1: Joe Montana have two houses in Wine Country? I go,
Speaker 1: I don't know it, because well he's selling one. And
Speaker 1: I reached out and Joe said, oh yeah, I'm selling
Speaker 1: my house in the Wine Country, and I went, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll change our plans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, another win for Joe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, honey, we're going to go to Venice Beach. Wait,
Speaker 1: I thought we were going to Wine Country. You know what,
Speaker 1: Let's go watch some men lift weights on the beach.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's one of those things. There's a phrase, you're
Speaker 4: more than welcome to join, You're more than welcome to
Speaker 4: stay with us. More than welcome means it's a fake invite.
Speaker 4: More than welcome is a clear fake invite, and everyone
Speaker 4: should know that. America. Wow, hey, you're more than welcome
Speaker 4: to come out to dinner with us. No, if someone
Speaker 4: says you, dude, come on with us, let's go. Come on,
Speaker 4: that's an invite.
Speaker 3: Southern rock backlash is happening, by the way. First of all,
Speaker 3: you haven't even mentioned Molly Hatchet.
Speaker 1: Molly Hatchet is not in the same category as the olmen.
Speaker 1: You're from Ohio. What do you know about Southern played
Speaker 1: Molly Hatchet and skinnered? I'm from southern Ohio. Damn it.