Speaker 1: Second date update, you ever feel like your entire life
Speaker 1: would have been better if you just had a cooler name.
Speaker 2: Sorry, jeff.
Speaker 1: Okay, well good for you guys, but I just think
Speaker 1: something like, you know, Ace or Lando.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you weren't in charge of naming yourself.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's cool. Jeffrey hasn't done me any favors,
Speaker 1: especially in the dating world. Nobody goes, oh, his name
Speaker 1: is Jeffrey, he sounds hot. Yeah, you sound so. One
Speaker 1: of our listeners, though, emailed us, and I know he's
Speaker 1: legit because he signed it Amart. How cool is that?
Speaker 1: Like A yeah, exactly, Let's talk to him. What Amart?
Speaker 3: Hey? What's up? What's up?
Speaker 2: Dude? Where'd you get the name Amart from?
Speaker 3: Well? You know, my name is Anthony, but all my
Speaker 3: friends called me Amark. You know. I don't know if
Speaker 3: they had anything to do with the fact that I
Speaker 3: wore Kmark clothes at one time when they were I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: Didn't we all that layaway? Did my family right a.
Speaker 1: Walmart? That's for a different reason. Who did you go
Speaker 1: out with?
Speaker 3: I went out with a girl named Kylie. I mean
Speaker 3: we met online on a dating app.
Speaker 1: So okay, Kylie.
Speaker 2: And what did you like about Kylie?
Speaker 3: Kylie likes fishing like I do.
Speaker 2: Owe, that's hard to find a girl that's into fishing
Speaker 2: not for compliments, huh, Alexis.
Speaker 3: She's not scared to pat her own hook, So I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm impressed.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, but it sounds sexy.
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think it was a euphemism.
Speaker 1: She's not Okay, he's not talking about his hook. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got cool. Well she sounds great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she she was awesome. She definitely had a nice figure.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, did you take Kylie out fishing?
Speaker 4: I'm now we didn't.
Speaker 3: We didn't go fishing on the first date. We actually
Speaker 3: went to a bar.
Speaker 2: That's relaxed.
Speaker 1: That's cool, all right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: We actually went to a bar. You know, we didn't
Speaker 3: get to talk that much online, so we got to really,
Speaker 3: really really get to know each other on the date
Speaker 3: in person.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: What was it like to me?
Speaker 3: It was great vibes, you know, and I kind of
Speaker 3: shared something with it. I'm into composting, so I know
Speaker 3: it's not the sexiest conversation. Yeah, it's just one of
Speaker 3: my things that I'm into now.
Speaker 2: Pretty amazing stuff. Can just go back to dirt. Wow, you.
Speaker 1: Want to take and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: She's a lady who already likes fishing and worms, I
Speaker 2: mean composting as well.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, the composers is not going into a
Speaker 3: laying field and nothing is actually natural and it's it's
Speaker 3: healthier for the gardens.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you don't have to tell us we're sold.
Speaker 1: But how long exactly did you talk about composting on
Speaker 1: this date? Like ten minutes?
Speaker 3: No, I think I really did consume a lot of
Speaker 3: the conversation with it, because you know, I'm so passionate
Speaker 3: about it. I didn't have any thoughts as if she
Speaker 3: was looking at it as it's weird. I didn't really
Speaker 3: get an indication of that.
Speaker 2: Did she ask you a lot of questions? Was she
Speaker 2: the one at least leading this? Or were you just monologuing?
Speaker 3: I was just monologuing. Okay, moment, maybe I went over
Speaker 3: the top a little bit, but I ended up going
Speaker 3: to the restroom. I didn't want to leave her very long,
Speaker 3: but the line was long. So when I got back,
Speaker 3: you know, I wanted to win into just give her
Speaker 3: a hug, and she was like really kind of stand office.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, just because you said a long time
Speaker 1: at the bathroom, maybe all.
Speaker 2: The things before that.
Speaker 3: I really don't know what it was. I really liked
Speaker 3: her and I thought things were going well. I don't
Speaker 3: know if it was me talking too much about my
Speaker 3: passion of composting or I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes when like you're left to sit and think by
Speaker 2: yourself for a minute and reflect on what just happened,
Speaker 2: you're like.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, what about fishing though didn't didn't fishing
Speaker 1: coming in the first date? If you guys bonded over it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well we bonded over the fishing, But I
Speaker 3: think me talking about composting kind of took over. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm excited about it, and since we were vibing, I
Speaker 3: just wanted to really share it that she is. She
Speaker 3: was like feeling that conversation, But to be honest, I
Speaker 3: don't think she was.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: I think if I was a woman out on a
Speaker 1: date with a guy named Amark talking about eggshells going
Speaker 1: into my garden, I would be ready to go. I've
Speaker 1: been so turned on.
Speaker 2: You're saying coffee grounds too, guys, we have to stop.
Speaker 3: The grounds are great for worm.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking about worms too. We got to play
Speaker 1: a song because it's getting steamy in here. Oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go to the buttons are coming off.
Speaker 2: It does actually get warm. It creates heat and.
Speaker 1: Sexy. So how long has it been since you went
Speaker 1: out with Kylie?
Speaker 3: It's been over a month.
Speaker 1: Oh, you could compost a lot of garbage in a month.
Speaker 4: I bet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean I really would like a second chance if
Speaker 3: it's possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe a better listener and more interested in her
Speaker 2: next time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well the composting talk for like the twenty seventh date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's a good thing to remember. So let's play a song.
Speaker 1: We'll come back, We'll call Kylie and try to hook
Speaker 1: that worm for you. Get your second date update?
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you many.
Speaker 1: Remarks. We're gonna do second date update right after that.
Speaker 1: Hold on second date update. What a bummer. You go
Speaker 1: out with a cute girl, buy your drinks, compliment her figure,
Speaker 1: and then wow her with a detailed breakdown on the
Speaker 1: sensual world of composting. And then after all that trouble,
Speaker 1: you go in for a hug at the end of
Speaker 1: the night and the girl blocks you out.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wrong, that's just cold, which I've learned is not what
Speaker 1: composting is. Composting generates heat, a little bit of warmth there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's what happened to one of our listeners named Amart.
Speaker 1: And Amart, you said this date happened about a month ago,
Speaker 1: and you've tried reaching out to her a few times.
Speaker 1: My question is, do you just want to know what
Speaker 1: went wrong here? Or are you still helping to get
Speaker 1: another date with Kylie?
Speaker 3: I won't both, I mean I won't both. I did
Speaker 3: try to text her like four or five times, and
Speaker 3: I did ask did I do something wrong? But I
Speaker 3: got no response?
Speaker 2: And you didn't send her any links to more information.
Speaker 3: On soil right, No, no compost talking.
Speaker 1: Okay, look if I didn't talk about composting.
Speaker 2: Enough, ye know, she's talking to her friends like this
Speaker 2: guy's dirty, literally dirty, like he likes dirt for a
Speaker 2: good reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think that's what she's gonna say.
Speaker 2: All right, she may have just been a little bored
Speaker 2: on the date, but we can recover for a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: On a scale of one to ten, how confident are
Speaker 1: you going into this?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with three.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, well, he knows at least you know you
Speaker 2: messed up.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we're on the phone, people have no idea what happened. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm at a seven and put together that makes a
Speaker 1: ten maximum confidence going into this call. Let's do it
Speaker 1: weird scale, but okay, here we go. We could do
Speaker 1: whatever we want. Our show are rules. Let's call it Kylie.
Speaker 1: We'll see what she has to say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get it done.
Speaker 1: That's right, right, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey is this Kylie?
Speaker 3: This is she?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 1: What's up? Kylie?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 2: Hi, Kylie?
Speaker 4: Who is this?
Speaker 1: We're a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you familiar at all? Nine times out of ten
Speaker 1: I asked that question and most people say no, so
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 4: The one sounds somewhat similer, but as a win, it's
Speaker 4: a good day for us.
Speaker 2: Now listening, I'm.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I'm really confused. What's going on here?
Speaker 1: We're just trying to generate some fun small talk before
Speaker 1: we get into the.
Speaker 2: Dec some camaraderie.
Speaker 1: We want to ask you about your dating life.
Speaker 4: What about my day?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Because one of our listeners says that he went out
Speaker 1: with you recently. He calls himself amart.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh, okay.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's Anthony, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds he sounds like a sweet guy.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he was nice. It just it was a
Speaker 4: little strange. I guess of a date and kind of
Speaker 4: took a different turn and.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, what part of it was strange to you?
Speaker 4: What did what did he tell you?
Speaker 1: I mean, only good stuff, really dated at the bar,
Speaker 1: compost talk, very sexy composting.
Speaker 2: He did not say very sexy. He was worried that
Speaker 2: maybe he monologued for too long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't have to say sexy was implied.
Speaker 2: Jump out that piece and Alexis and I think you
Speaker 2: may have been a little bored.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'll admit that the composting seemed a little obsessive.
Speaker 4: He talked about it a lot. But that's this thing.
Speaker 4: That's fine, that's good for the earth.
Speaker 1: Okay, you hate the environment.
Speaker 4: But I kind of was curious, like, what are his
Speaker 4: personal bathroom habits as far as composting? What all does
Speaker 4: he use for composting?
Speaker 2: Did you say use personal bathroom habits in terms of composting?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he was the one that brought it
Speaker 4: up and I didn't really want to delve in too
Speaker 4: far as to what.
Speaker 2: Wait, does he have a compost toilet? Is that what
Speaker 2: you're saying?
Speaker 4: It was something to do? It's I don't know if
Speaker 4: it's his own matter that comes out.
Speaker 2: I just we have a compost toilet at my family's cabin.
Speaker 2: You got to put some pete moss in there, and
Speaker 2: you got to turn the thing.
Speaker 1: You're not helping as much as you think you are.
Speaker 2: It's not that bad. It kind of turns to kind
Speaker 2: of this like ashy nothingness.
Speaker 1: You've now made it even worse.
Speaker 2: Is that what grossed you out?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: That's what turned you off.
Speaker 4: It wasn't the greatest of conversations, But that wasn't the
Speaker 4: end all be all of the date. It was something
Speaker 4: a little bit later on.
Speaker 1: I don't know of anything else that happened during your day.
Speaker 2: He said he went to the bathroom and he was
Speaker 2: in the line for a long time. Did you think
Speaker 2: that he had left you and it or something.
Speaker 4: He gave go to the bathroom and he was gone
Speaker 4: for a while, And I just thought, well, I need
Speaker 4: to get us the restoring myself. So I went and
Speaker 4: got in the line, and here he comes out of
Speaker 4: the bathroom finally, and the attendant said, no, you need
Speaker 4: to go back in there. You didn't wash your hands.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wait, the intendant actually called him out on that.
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot of guys that do, though, So.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in that moment, for me, that attendant deserved to
Speaker 4: tip because to call him out and say you need
Speaker 4: to go back in there and wash your hands, I
Speaker 4: was like, oh no, not the guy I'm here with.
Speaker 4: He didn't wash his hands.
Speaker 2: Maybe he was just in a hurry and he forgot.
Speaker 1: He said that he was worried that you were kept
Speaker 1: waiting at that table for so long. And now I
Speaker 1: feel bad because he's actually been waiting for a long
Speaker 1: time on the other line wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 1: So let's just rush him out, no hands washed and
Speaker 1: put him on.
Speaker 4: He's on the phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'm here, all right, h.
Speaker 1: All right? Cool?
Speaker 2: As awkward as that attendant. In conversation, I.
Speaker 1: Say, Amar, why don't you apologize, well, not apologize, but
Speaker 1: just address what she was talking about. Kylie says, you
Speaker 1: weren't washing your hands.
Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't wash my hands. I just believe
Speaker 3: in the more natural thing.
Speaker 2: No, No, what's.
Speaker 1: The natural thing.
Speaker 2: Just over your hands is the more natural thing.
Speaker 3: It's the natural killer.
Speaker 2: Washing your hands prevents disease and sickness. I heard.
Speaker 1: I heard that washing actually weakens your immune system. That
Speaker 1: when you have your dirty hands, every guy ever says
Speaker 1: you need to expose yourself to germs in order to
Speaker 1: build up your immunity so you don't get sick. It's
Speaker 1: at it. It's actually the smart thing to do, is that?
Speaker 2: Because I feel like you and Jose are more sick
Speaker 2: in this studio than anybody else.
Speaker 1: Kylie, don't you understand it's a health thing. It's good
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 4: No, it's good for you to keep your hands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'm not. I'm not opposed to washing my hands.
Speaker 3: It's just I do wash my hands on the just water,
Speaker 3: you know. It's just I don't use the soap.
Speaker 1: Okay Brooks, you seem like you should be on board
Speaker 1: with this more than anybody else. You use only organic materials.
Speaker 1: We're excited about that toilet thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess what I do after I use
Speaker 2: the compost toilet at my parents' cabin, I washed it.
Speaker 4: I wash my hands.
Speaker 2: Washing your hands is so vital to public health.
Speaker 1: Really did the cave men wash their hands, which soap.
Speaker 2: Brokes, no, and they live to be like sixteen months
Speaker 2: old Jeffrey hot sixteen years Her hands.
Speaker 1: Are the only thing she washes. I mean, Kylie, is
Speaker 1: that really a deal breaker for you? He didn't wash
Speaker 1: his hands one time so we could rush back out
Speaker 1: to spend more time with you.
Speaker 4: No, it didn't really sound like that to me. To me,
Speaker 4: it sounds like he's really not into it in that
Speaker 4: he doesn't ever use soap, And just for me, that's
Speaker 4: not my cup of tea.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm just imagining him just hand deep in his
Speaker 2: compost working. It just what's under his fingernails.
Speaker 1: Like to your fantasy somewhere else it is. Yeah, he's connected.
Speaker 1: It's like the movie Avatar. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And honestly, though, I do think you're going to struggle
Speaker 2: a little bit in the dating world if you don't
Speaker 2: start using soap and water, you have to go places
Speaker 2: without attendance.
Speaker 3: Well, she shouldn't have been spinning on me. She would
Speaker 3: have never known that.
Speaker 2: That's okay.
Speaker 1: Here, we would you like to apologize for spying.
Speaker 4: On No, I was in my own line. Thank you.
Speaker 1: You could give that apology to him in person. When
Speaker 1: we send you guys out on a second date.
Speaker 4: That we pay for, I appreciate it. But when I
Speaker 4: haven't responded text messages in a month, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 4: just don't out.
Speaker 2: You don't want a meal of finger foods with him.
Speaker 4: He's a grown man, he can do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Charlie, I have a great immune system. I
Speaker 3: haven't had an SCD in over three months.
Speaker 2: Oh that's for This show doesn't have to do with
Speaker 2: washing your hands, working Jeffrey in the morning,