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Speaker 1: All right, the guys are here with today's comedy segment.

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Speaker 1: Jay tell us what.

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Speaker 2: This is only has to do and how women can

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Speaker 2: take anything that a man does, anything, any little movement, anything,

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Speaker 2: anything and make something out of it. By the way

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Speaker 2: she phrases it, okay, like it makes you feel as

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Speaker 2: if you're doing something wrong anything for instance, for.

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Speaker 3: Instance, oh oh, you're taking showers now, what's wrong with text?

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Speaker 4: And we got one in the band.

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Speaker 2: When did you start taking showers all of a sudden

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Speaker 2: you showering up?

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Speaker 1: I love this thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's simple phrasing right there. When did you start

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Speaker 4: wearing that fragrance?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not what you usually Well.

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Speaker 4: I just I was in the departments throwing I saw.

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Speaker 1: A new and the ladies broy you're changing up now?

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Speaker 1: You changing up freightrances? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh Joe, when they when they start with I see

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Speaker 3: you got some new shoes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, when did you start eating toast? I never knows

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Speaker 2: you like toast toast?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to try cut cutting bread and half now,

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Speaker 1: so we're.

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Speaker 4: Cutting off ends. You don't eat the crust.

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Speaker 1: We don't eat crust no more. Yeah, I'm getting new

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Speaker 1: to fool.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, always something they love all of this.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 4: Here go one right here?

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Speaker 3: When you start buying new socks, yeah, well old sock

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Speaker 3: for he Yeah, I get this one all the time.

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Speaker 4: What is you doing on that side of town?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Why are you over that?

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Speaker 4: What is you doing in sugar Lane? That's what I

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Speaker 4: want to What you do over there?

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Speaker 1: Who you know?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Where charl is from?

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Speaker 4: Higgo higgo one? This one?

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Speaker 3: This one, they say it really bothers the cauld We

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Speaker 3: be mind our own business on the phone. Maybe they

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Speaker 3: just laughing, having a good time. What's so funny? I

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Speaker 3: like to laugh too, what you ah?

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Speaker 1: Head back laughing and then that yeah you're cracking up joke.

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Speaker 1: My favorite segment of twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 4: Right here, What I saw you scribbling? What you scratch

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Speaker 4: it out for?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: You got you gotta see a sound your Yeah you

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Speaker 4: wroll some down scratch second you were scribbling what you

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Speaker 4: scratching out for? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh I got one, Steve Shirley, Tell Steve I got one.

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Speaker 4: JS one Steve, Okay, tell me to go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Since since when you started liking that song, I never

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Speaker 1: know you let my son.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Oh that's your jam. I got warm, I got

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Speaker 4: war for you. Ready for this?

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Speaker 1: Come on?

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Speaker 4: What you gotta bring it? Why Earl keep calling you.

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Speaker 1: Your dog?

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Speaker 4: Because we friends? But what they keep calling you? Photos?

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Speaker 4: I got? I got this one bottle monica. So you

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Speaker 4: you didn't went from zen to dove?

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Speaker 2: Huh?

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Speaker 4: You didn't went from zes to dove. That's what you're

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Speaker 4: doing now, you're doing dub Who got your own dove?

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Speaker 4: Who puts your own duvet? I got one?

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Speaker 1: I got one, I got one.

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Speaker 2: That one.

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Speaker 1: So you went to the McDonald's on the other side

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Speaker 1: of town.

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Speaker 4: What's rolling one on the street?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, so now so now so now you

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Speaker 3: you're going to church?

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Speaker 4: About you? About the Lord?

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Speaker 1: Who is this?

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Speaker 4: When you start eating Mediterranean food? I got one? So

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Speaker 4: why you got to be at every taco too?

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Speaker 1: What's down there? So good?

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Speaker 4: Taco? Do spot? Are you mex now?

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Speaker 1: Where you know? How from? At the bank? I come

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Speaker 1: in here every day of a week.

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Speaker 4: I notice people always speaking to my first.

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Speaker 1: Time in here?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? No, no, just here.

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Speaker 4: So I see y'all friends on Facebook? We ain't friends

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Speaker 4: on Facebook?

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Speaker 1: One right there? I love it.

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Speaker 4: Don't hit that like, don't hit that like. But yeah,

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Speaker 4: be careful.

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Speaker 2: So you you hugging people around the waist when you

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Speaker 2: take pictures now, huh, we got to have.

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Speaker 4: Our arms straight up in the ass.

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Speaker 1: We gotta be a wrist take a we're getting a wrest.

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Speaker 4: So when you start wiping stuff off my face, yeah

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Speaker 4: I know. Yeah, Oh, by, get some sleep in your eye.

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Speaker 1: Just was giving me a.

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Speaker 2: Sleeping Oh you like baked chicken now, all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: you baked chicken out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's what we're doing. I'm stupid you eating

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Speaker 1: baked chicken.

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Speaker 3: Okay, since when you got to where you want to

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Speaker 3: hold my hand and not when we're going somewhere when

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Speaker 3: they start here just holding hands.

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Speaker 4: When that started, you started wearing your ring again.

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Speaker 1: Huh. He can't win, he can come on. Steve closes out.

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Speaker 3: No, that it.

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Speaker 4: I'm through.

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Speaker 3: I like.

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Speaker 4: You through.

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Speaker 1: Now now you throw oh now you?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Now you when you start crying after sex, My god,

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Speaker 3: you're listening hard.

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