1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: I'm not going because my conscience doesn't feel like because 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:11,840 Speaker 1: you have a girlfriend, Jos. That is a clip from 3 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: last week's show, It's a Jewels show. That was English 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 1: Ivan talking about how he was going to a bachelor 5 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: party over the weekend but deciding to sit out going 6 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 1: to the strip club with the rest of the bachelor's 7 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 1: because I have a go because he has a girlfriend 8 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: and Alex would not let him off the hook. English 9 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: Evan was the only guy in this bachelor party who 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 1: was planning on not going to the strip club, and 11 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,879 Speaker 1: we talked to him for a while about a lot 12 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:35,560 Speaker 1: of the listeners texted in It's at four one o 13 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: six one and called in telling English Evan to man 14 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 1: up and head to the strip club regardless of if 15 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,920 Speaker 1: you have a girlfriend. Remember English Evan's girlfriend wasn't the 16 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 1: one who said now, don't go to the strip club. 17 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: She wanted him to go go to the strip club, 18 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 1: and he said ethically, morally, I could not do that 19 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 1: in that exact tone. So now we need an update. 20 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: Though when we talked about it last Friday, you were 21 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: pretty much sure that you weren't going to go to 22 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: this trip club. Right this bachelor party you're gonna sit 23 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: it out. We're gonna say we're gonna go to seven 24 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 1: eleven and get a big goal something. Well, all your 25 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 1: friends were at the strip club? I don't know. Obviously 26 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: you got back from your bachelor party weekend, yes, some buddies, 27 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: Yes I did. Alex was asked you on Monday, she said, 28 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: so did you go? Did you end up going to 29 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: the strip club? And you were kind of hung over? 30 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: And You're like, um, well, I'll talk to you about 31 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 1: that on Friday. So now it's time to find out 32 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: if English Evan actually went to the strip club. We'll 33 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 1: just let Evan tell his story. And the only appropriate 34 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,320 Speaker 1: way I can think to give Evan the spotlight he 35 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: deserves to tell his story is just welcome to the stage. 36 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:42,759 Speaker 1: English Evan standing about six foot one with red hair 37 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: not down there. Carpet doesn't match the drapes because the 38 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: carpet is actually hardwood floors. Anyway, stepping up to the stage, 39 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: gonna get on the bowl and work it for you guys, 40 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: So tip him. Well remember this is how he but 41 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: look at that badis You're as skid. It doesn't look 42 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: like he's been eating a lot because those abs are ripped, 43 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: give it up for English? Evan working for you? Yeah? 44 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: Tip him? Well, okay, So I don't know if that 45 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 1: made any sense to you, since you probably didn't go 46 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: to the strip club. But that's how kind of sleazy 47 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,399 Speaker 1: strip couple DJs sounds sometimes. Didn't know what you were doing. 48 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: Oh okay, so that's what that was. Okay. Well, before 49 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: we actually get into the story, there's some other things 50 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: that happened before, like I did or did not go 51 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 1: to the strip club that I need to mention. Okay, Okay, 52 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: So it's probably a hard decision for you to make. 53 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: I mean, oh yeah, he already made it up. He 54 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 1: wasn't going. No, he said he wasn't going, but I 55 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,959 Speaker 1: was decided. So but okay, So we're on a bachelor 56 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: party and one of my buddies who was with me 57 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 1: at the bachelor party, he had placed a bet on 58 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 1: the NFL draft. So he had bet one hundred and 59 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,799 Speaker 1: fifty dollars and if he won, he was going to 60 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: get five thousand dollars. Okay, Yeah, So cut to nine 61 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,920 Speaker 1: grown men dancing outside of pfchas Welcome to the stage. 62 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: Nine grown man dancing around out five thousand dollars I 63 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,799 Speaker 1: guess you were dancing outside of PF Changs Because you won, 64 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: we decided to go to another bar because now we 65 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,959 Speaker 1: have like five thousand dollars. It's like, you know, time 66 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,560 Speaker 1: to have a good time. You can buy a few 67 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: drinks with that exactly, or you can ride a mechanical bull. 68 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: You wrote a ball? Hell yeah, that was amazing. Yes drunk? 69 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: Is there a video? Yes, there's a video. Happened to Yeah? 70 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: And guess what I did? Though? After? What did you 71 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: drew up? Oh? My food? A PF changs everywhere? Oh 72 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: my god, there were so much duck in the bathroom. Okay, 73 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: you know, there's just some details that don't need to 74 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: but it was so crist So we're trying to figure 75 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: out if english Haven't actually went to the strip club 76 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: because he went to a bachelor party. I want to 77 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: call him. He went to a bachelor party and he 78 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: was the only one in the whole bachelor party deciding 79 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 1: not to go to the strip club, not because his 80 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: girlfriend told him not to, because English Haven't feels like 81 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: it's ethically wrong to go to a strip club if 82 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: he has a girlfriend. You're probably thinking about Alex being 83 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: upset at you for not going to the strip club. 84 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: You're probably thinking about all the listeners that texted in 85 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 1: and called in saying that you should go to the 86 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 1: strip club. You're probably thinking about the fact that your 87 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: girlfriend said it's cool if you go to a strip club, 88 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 1: and that you're the only person that has a problem 89 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,479 Speaker 1: with going to the strip club for this bachelor party 90 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,600 Speaker 1: at that moment. Exactly. Okay, so what did you do? 91 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 1: So I text my girlfriend saying be prepared. Oh, I'm 92 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 1: going to the strip club. That lazy gentleman, well, the 93 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:38,239 Speaker 1: redhead decided to break his ethic code and he's taking 94 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: sin a stage right now. He's breaking all kinds of 95 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: ethic codes. Look at him. That guy is morally bankrupt. 96 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: His name is English Evan, he's got red hair, and 97 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 1: he don't care because he actually decided to go to 98 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: the strip club. You did, yes, And the reason that 99 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 1: I mentioned the bet as well because my friend won 100 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 1: the five thousand dollars. Yeah, you gotta well, and he's 101 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,160 Speaker 1: given out money to everyone. So now I have like 102 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 1: a hundred ones in my pars. Hold on, are you 103 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: saying that you got a freaking lap dance or something? 104 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: Are you throwing one? I'm throwing ones. I'm making it rain. 105 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 1: I threw thirty ones at a woman at thirty I 106 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,919 Speaker 1: pegged her straight in the chest. It was like a 107 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:16,159 Speaker 1: baseball pitch just hit her and it went. It made 108 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 1: a sound, but it hit her. Oh my god. Yeah, 109 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: but when you know it hit her in the chest. 110 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: She looked at me, and I looked at her, and 111 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:26,160 Speaker 1: I just I said sorry, I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry. 112 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: I'm still sorry. You should have prized said sorry for that. Yeah, 113 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 1: I love I love you.