WEBVTT - WHATS UP FOOL | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:46 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:01.080 Welcome back to. 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:05.120 And guess why you guys we have a home you 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:07.280 set up and we have to bring a special guest 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:08.200 for the new setup. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:12.800 What's up in the body and what's up? Cool? 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:15.200 Thanks for having me back, Philippa. How do you think 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:17.560 about then you set up before the load one? 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:22.079 Do you like the old one? Now? Man? I forgot 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:24.760 how the other one looks the other one, But I'm 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:27.800 gonna I'm gonna remember this one because it feels like 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:29.880 we're like like in the back of your mom garage. 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:32.960 That's that's there, trying to do like a homie. I 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:36.440 feel like we're in a garage, you know, like is 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:41.800 the garage you took out to remember that we were 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:44.000 were in a garage? I feel like one in the 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:48.120 garage that that turns it into the wedding reception, you 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:50.040 know for a person that was getting married in the 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:53.480 building and they don't have like a lot of money 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:57.400 to rent a hall and you're of the hall like, man, 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:00.960 you know what, man, let's just use my garage, you garage. Man, 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:04.759 as soon as the gate opens up, run to a chair. 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:06.760 Where's that? 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:09.319 I was actually a good conversation because I was one 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:11.600 day like where's the most random place you've been to 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:13.440 a birthday or like like an event like that. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:21.600 I don't. I don't know fo you guys. But after 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.240 the show you did with me at the Greek you 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:28.880 went to a random party? Oh no, but yeah it 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:30.040 was my uncle's birthday. 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:33.640 Oh yeah, that sh was fucking crazy punk rock show. 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.080 Is that she was just really random? 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:36.560 I didn't know. I didn't. I was like, I wasn't 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:38.479 known that was that. I was pretty random. 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:39.560 But I've seen the kids and yet I had a 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:43.640 living room before were that bro and and people were watching. 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:48.840 Through the windows. Are you serious? Yeah? At this comedian 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.520 Filipino named Edwin's on Wan, Yeah, I know what I 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:54.920 was talking why someone liked his comedy at the laugh Factory, 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:57.080 he goes, hey, man, you want to do a show 0:01:57.120 --> 0:02:00.000 with me? He give you like seventy dollars, I'll do it, 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:02.920 And then but he didn't tell me to her, like 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:05.360 after I agreed it and the other guy agreed. Okay, man, 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:09.040 it's gonna be in this lady living room. It's her 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:13.400 sixtieth birthday. I'm like her favorite comedian. Oh hell yeah, 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:18.520 so no microphone, dude, neverybody sitting in the living room. Bro, 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:22.079 it felt like people are sitting on the floor. Yeah, 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:25.880 people sitting on the floor, people coming into the bathroom 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.600 getting a beer and going back to the more beer. 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:35.079 It felt like when you when all your family are cholos, bro, 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:39.959 and they're all drug addicts. But today they're gonna watch 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:44.720 you do what you learn at school. Bro. Everybody had 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.840 to shut the hell up to see what dude knows 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:50.680 could do now with multiplications. 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:53.200 So that's how I felt when you were before me. 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:58.000 How many people were there twenty man? Oh shit, we 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.480 did twenty each. How many people were there. 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:05.160 Like twenty five thirties of people in the bedroom. The 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.919 lady probably laid out like the like blood and blood out, 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:16.800 shut makes up coffee, fucked up party last night? What 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:20.079 let me? It was in the valley. Oh but we're 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:22.600 part of the valley. I don't know, man, but they 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:27.200 owned a that's so random. It was random, was random 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:33.519 place you don't comedy, No, man, I still cousin, and 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:36.160 he's says that because the nice guy in nice time 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:42.320 it was his birthday, I guess, and I'm his fairy comedian, 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:46.480 and so it was his other cousin fairy comedian with me. 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:52.160 So they said, don't do my do my my barbecue. 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.080 So okay. So yeah, but we have a show in 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:59.400 Mantebello at the Wild Coyote. And then he said at midnight, 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.320 to be there till midnight, because so what man, after 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:05.880 the show just run over here. Man, I'll give you 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:11.520 guys like two hundred dollars. So I had those comediens 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:14.120 that I booked that came from Hollywood to make like 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.320 fifty dollars and said, man, if you want to make 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:20.000 another fifty, follow me to this show. And know that 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:22.560 I didn't say they didn't say garage, they didn't say 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:27.080 birthday party and nothing. I just said, this show now 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:30.440 fuck that going home, bro, this ship is far mana 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:33.000 battle far, So I have to go still drive to 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:36.440 a house in Manta Battle and look for the house. Well, 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:39.680 I get there with the other dude's one dude and 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:44.200 nobody's there. Everyone's gone, like the party ended already. And 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:49.520 but ask your cousin was still there, was his was 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:53.960 his friends. So there was like eight nine people man, 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:58.800 no microphone, no light, just having a conversation at that point. Yeah, 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:02.080 we got together and I'm okay, man, you know I 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:05.880 agree to this. So let's huddle up right now, let's 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:13.360 do it. It was like a game plan. Dude. There's 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:17.000 the other time my friend I grew up with, imagine 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:23.440 you're doing comedy food. Didn't know what I was saying, 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:27.800 my breast party. Thank ah. People started leaving the hotel. 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.240 I seen you did. You did a comedy at a 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:35.320 mall parking lot before. I remember you remember that one. 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:37.480 We were in a vodka but it was actually in 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:38.400 a show he's done. 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:42.120 No, no, I know it was. That's a random location, 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:45.560 him doing comedy for eight people. And that's the truth. 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:47.600 When when like cause it's like it's like the food 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:51.800 that I'm asking for the bendir huh coship. I felt 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.600 like a friend that I grew up with. There's a 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:57.240 young comic. She gave me a hundred dollars and she 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.880 said come do my birthday party. And I went there 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:02.799 and it was a weird set up in city Terriers. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:07.960 I don't know if you know where, city terror, Yeah, Hills. 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:12.279 So the DJ was set up, of course obviously on 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:16.760 top the microphone in the sound and the whole the 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.120 whole party of gatherers were in the bottom dancing doing 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:23.240 the bottom was up there. They were dancing. So you 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:25.040 were doing comedy, like if you were Jesus allway from 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:28.800 the top. Yeah, come here myself. How could you guess? 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:31.680 You know? You know, you know how city ter Okay, 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:36.760 so you better my house? Right? Okay? Do you remember? Okay, 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.760 you remember Breeze Home Girl, Breeze home Girl. What was 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:43.120 her name? Jennifer's house. Everything's on a hill. That's what 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.680 he was doing, comedy, City Chair. I don't know if 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:48.680 you have no the place, but that place, if you 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:54.840 fell off the bed, you're landing, that's that's right, City terr. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.719 Yeah it is. You know. It's kind of that. I 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:01.159 feel like the people from Easter don't claim it, no, 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:04.800 but they should. But yeah, they should claim it because 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:08.520 it's like this, but it's like a small little town within. 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:10.880 The I just know it gives me anxiety when I 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:13.320 see foods drive by there because the streets are so small. 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:17.600 That's one of my favorite places because my yeah, liver there. 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:19.120 And so I spent a lot of summers there with 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.200 my mom and my dad. Were going through a lot 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:22.400 of love for it, and I love. 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:24.240 It because it because it's like it's like it's only 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:27.040 the world with the world that was the only McDonald 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:29.040 we knew for a while before they started building them 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:34.800 all everywhere the day. Yeah, yeah, I would go there, bro, 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:37.520 and I always see like Sholos that just came out 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:42.320 of Sybil Brand Shols and that was a McDonald's. Man 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.400 where if you if your mom and dad don't get along, 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:51.080 no more. Hell yes, McDonald just living with the McDonald's there, 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.360 and I'll pick them up because it's biggest, fuck huge, 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:57.520 make your second floor right, no fucking way, Yeah they do. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:00.000 Okay, Now McDonald's have the blayground. 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.720 Yeah, so I get it fu enough for there and 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:03.840 then well I'll pick them up later. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.040 And it's on a really busy street, so it's it's 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:07.560 not hard to I mean it's it's really hard to 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:10.320 get kidnapped because a lot of people going on constate. 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.480 The police station's not so it is a pretty safe McDonald's. 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.560 Where did you Where did you give all the kidnappers 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:20.000 the clue not to go there and try to get you? 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:23.440 Twenty people? Too many people to drop people alive? 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:29.840 And where did you? Where did you go to high 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:32.840 school that drop them off that you're our studious fucking nerd. 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:34.480 Where'd you go to high school? 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:38.240 I went to a Rose but then legendary, legendary forward, 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:42.680 the State Stars, Menta Street, Lazell Real two three, I 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:44.280 give you the actress. D you want to go back 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:48.400 to school? Trying to go back to high school swimming 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:57.959 team in high school? This was gay? What did you 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:00.719 pick it? Alive? Because we're a book to guy though 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:04.920 said he was gay? Yeah, why you want to tell 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:08.120 was like, no, no, no, Philip, I'm to tell you 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:08.440 the story. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:12.360 We staid the spot Philippa so Jakarta. He's not very 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:14.600 culture hanging out on Tota. He doesn't all the boundaries 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:18.240 to motherfucking So it's so it's my best friend for 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.760 my best friends of kids first birthday. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:23.160 He grew up in a very Chicano household, so you 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:26.360 know what I mean, you were like first generations fucking everybody. Wait, 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.400 you know, you know it's crazy. The theme of the 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:30.240 party was total I'm like, this was just like they 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:32.360 already liked that, but that was the whole thing. 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.559 Like the little honey, we're in the where in the 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:36.960 for We're in the huddle and and and and I 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:38.400 want you to tell what you feel about the story. Right, 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.520 we're in the huddle with all the older hoummies. Hey, 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:45.400 Jakarta is not Mexican. So his thought is that like 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.840 everybody grew up watching Bloody blood Out and that's how 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:49.800 we all want to be right yeah. 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:51.920 Right a wrong, Yeah these are these are real o g. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:55.720 So Jakarta goes up there and goes like he has 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.360 like blood blood they're yeah, it's a cool movie food him, Man, 0:09:58.400 --> 0:09:59.400 what's your favorite movie? 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.199 Just trying to go into like the culture, right, and 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:03.800 me and the Hummy are looking at for like shut 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:04.400 the fuck up. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.800 Carda randomly goes like, oh and man, my favorite scene. 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:09.920 For blood and blood Out is a Miklos sucks big 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:12.240 house and Jakarta. 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:16.520 Sticks your finger in his mouth and it was hilarious. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:18.679 They did, yeah this is didn't think it was funny 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:20.640 at all this one. What the fuck is wrong with you? Food? 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:23.560 And I was like whoa when I laugh and everyone 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:28.400 just walked away from me. Was hilarious. It's putty that movie, man. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:32.079 People take it seriously. Man. I would have the wrestling 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:35.840 match at the Lucha Lucha in downtown, Oh God, And 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:38.520 I took a picture was a random black wrestler, you know, 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:41.559 yeah wrestler. And then he goes grab me, bro and 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:44.680 just whatever you want to say, bro, and they goes 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.640 and that foods grab the throat and that fools to say, 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:50.559 this is a this is a fucking cheat time, motherfuck 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.480 up for chip time. You don't get it. I was like, 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:58.719 you know it's the black is the Black Club when 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:02.240 they threw the grenading, fucking why there's something racing was 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:10.840 doing it. Remember, yeah, this were chief times. It's hilarious. Yeah. 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:12.800 So he said random and said, this is this is 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:16.560 a fucking chief time, motherfucker chief time. I was like, 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:23.120 what the because I knew the referend wants still a 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:24.240 child and you. 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.880 Know what sunny that you know the girl from the 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:29.000 one that's getting right in the beginning of the movie, 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:30.719 you know, and they're making out on top of the 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:35.280 hill for you know, save me some Yeah, the girl, okay, 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:38.840 that was she could have see those lady when they 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:39.680 broke his back. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:43.680 No, no, no, no, she's a girl. Spiders enemy spiders. Girl, 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:53.959 you gotta fight by my seat everything. Looky stop they're 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.319 looky okay stop. That's a weird fucking thing to say, 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.319 you know, save me so and you know she does 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:02.440 meeting greets. I saw that. How does she do them? Bro, 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.240 can you touch her? Or she like that fucking shake 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:08.480 wonder woman? Bron, you gotta tan across the street from 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:12.480 that bitch for real? You know that lady that plays 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:16.800 wonder woman Greed meeting greet with a rope and you 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:21.800 gotta stand like h Look it up, bro, you can 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:24.680 look it up. Bro. You got a gal Gado. Bro, 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:26.880 it looks like meeting greet. You look like a little person. 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.920 That's how far you are for real meeting greeted party. 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:33.440 Why you guys eighty bucks? Eighty bucks? Bro, I paid 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:36.599 more to see two points, so let me touch them. Bro. No, 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:38.959 you have to search up gall goodol you dumb fucking 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:42.559 wonder woman. You put wonder woman like her name is 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:47.839 jam mask. No it you, bro, it's gal Gado a 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:53.400 do ot space space g a d o t Oh 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:59.120 that bitch gal Gado. It was. Oh No, she's not 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:02.120 not her. That's not her. No, man, look up, that's 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:06.440 wonder woman. Doesn't even a wonder woman meeting greed eighty dollars. 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:11.719 I don't show up. I think they only had one 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:15.240 wonder woman. No, what about the part of the latina 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.920 like she like or like the old school eighties? That's 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:20.240 funny about all actors that you thought that never came 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:22.640 out of Latinos come back, come on and say other 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:26.200 Latino after they started working, because now they Latinos. Oh 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:28.280 I feel like that was a great time for people 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:30.679 to be Latino though not. Hell yeah, bro, she has 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.880 always been a great time. People just burning and hasn't 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:34.439 always been a great time. Don't do that. But what's 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:36.520 what do you mean he's been Latino, He's been coming 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:38.839 for years. She went fulling off. Find her name, man, 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:44.000 her name is? She wasn't who wonder Woman? Is it? 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:48.800 She was in a movie wonder Woman, the actress. Oh 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:53.400 so she's not the wonder Woman. No the actress. Wait 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.760 wait does she play wonder Woman? Yeah? The actress? She is, 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:59.480 like who check out her meeting greed she showed that 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:06.640 wonderful minutes. Oh that is wonder Woman. Yeah, look up 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.520 out her meeting Greek brother. Somebody posted on Instagram today 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.559 that he paid eighty bucks and it's just such a 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:17.120 wonder woman meeting greet eighty dollars. Yeah he did, he did, 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:21.960 he did. We're just going to bullshit bulls in there. 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:27.360 You know, it's on Instagram or not going viral and 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:30.640 people are writing down. Man. Sometimes you need limits. Man. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.200 You know, people try to touch you and ship they 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.000 want to kiss you. Do you have you had any 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.640 very great interactions, Bro, I've been doing a long time, 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:41.640 and he gets weirded and weirded. Bro. Sometimes guys go, Bro, 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:46.840 just grab my wife boobs a real fast and I said, sorry, man, 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:52.600 I don't want to do this, but you paid for it. 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:58.040 But sometimes also the dudes like, you're surprised, how gay? 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.240 They turned right out at the meeting, Greek Bro saying, 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:03.240 Bro taking a picture. This guy just grab my battles, Bro, 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:06.400 like they squeeze them, and I gonna I'm like, what 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:08.200 am I gonna do? Bro? Punch you in the face 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:10.800 and funk up the meeting grief for everybody. Yeah, he 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.840 grabbed your balls. Yeah, so I said, I let it go, Bro, 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.520 like he didn't cook poop. And then sometimes you gotta 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:21.800 go or sometimes uh, the woman goes and then okay, 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:23.840 we do this, but they an't know what they're gonna do. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:27.800 That's all right. So both husband and wife get together 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:30.360 by my by my you know, by my penis, and 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:35.440 pretend they're sucking it. Bro. I got a whold at that. 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:40.880 Another time a photo and in Utah and these two 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:45.360 girls they just made out in front of me, and yeah, 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:51.480 how about the other ones? Bro, two guys, you gotta 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:55.320 arrest them right there? Don't I have people you'd rather 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:58.480 want to touch. They try to tickle me. It's a weird, 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.360 weird thing. And then just when I do meeting Greece 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.440 and Ventura, there's his solo that every time I do 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:07.640 the meeting greet, he had to give me a piggyback ride. 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:11.680 What he has to give you? You're on his back, 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:16.240 his back, I hopeing the day he gets really all ready, 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:21.080 I finally just break him. Bro, I can't break his back. 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:24.280 And then I see you in a wheelchair and what happened? Bro? 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:26.480 You don't when I get in my back, But put 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:29.240 this fuckingk on my back right now? 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:31.400 Bro, please, it's fucking crazy. So every time you go 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:33.040 to Ventura, you just get on this one back. 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.360 Yeah you can look it up, brother, like fucking different, 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:39.960 three different photos place cool, you know, agreed. I don't think. 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:40.800 Don't get that. 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:42.800 I've gotten in the mom where some food's like, hey, 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:46.080 pick up my wife and signed the bulls before and 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:47.800 then I've seen him at first, I've seen a dude 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:51.120 get mad at his girl about sign hold my baby. 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:54.560 Oh yes, yes, Oh you've held a baby on the 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.320 street before. I've seen you found a baby in the street. 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:59.520 Not like this dude. This dude seem dude on you 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.360 was like, oh, Ship, I just had my kid. Can 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:04.159 you hold him for me? And I for rand and 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:06.120 give you his skid? I was like, what the fuck? 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:08.360 We just off the club and I was literally drunk 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:10.000 as fucking I guess they were having like dinner down 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:11.359 the street and I was just holding a baby. 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:15.680 He was drunk, baby. It was It was cool though, 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:18.560 But now that people watch the podcast Jakarta coming out 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:19.560 told me, and there's. 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:22.960 A thing about people taking in Jakarta because he's sweetish sugar. 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:28.760 He's sugar bear. Bro. That's a little fucking ceial, so 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:33.000 he like sugar bear. How do you feel about Indonesians? 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:37.640 Philippe for second person? I met him Indonesia. Really, who's 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:39.920 the first bro? When other we had We used to 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:42.880 go to his church right here in California. I don't 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:45.040 know where, if Fillmore or farm Down, I don't know 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:49.800 that by Lancaster, Okay, off the up in the hills, somewhere, yeah, 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:54.360 and went there. I guess that church went to Indonesia. 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:57.639 I guess they brought Indonesian people to the neighborhood. So 0:17:57.720 --> 0:18:00.560 I met an Indonesian girl there and I met parents, 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:03.760 and they are like other people there that church. But 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:06.520 they were all white, Bro, they do like the fucking 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:10.280 little house and Prairian ship. The Indonesians were right, no, no, 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:15.000 the white people there were white as hell. Yeah, well, bro, 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:19.840 Indonesians were like me, bro, bro, a little little dirty yeah. Man? 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.399 Were they were? They were? They Christian? Indonesians are Muslim, 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:25.400 No ship. They were in a church, dumbass. Yeah, well 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:27.239 what the fuck mosque? But they're not going to bring 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:29.280 Muslim Indonesians to a church and try to convert them. 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:32.680 They probably converted them in Indonesia and brought them here. 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:35.159 Now, there's a lot of Christian Indonesians out there too, 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:37.480 not more than Muslims, but there's a lot of Christians 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:37.919 out there too. 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:40.800 But there was a Vietnamese kid. My mom told me, like, 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:43.440 there was a Vietnamese kid with a weird name. His 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:50.239 name was California, Indonesia. I'm not lying though. Look up 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:56.520 Vietnamese kid named Indonesia fucking me up. Bro. 0:18:58.119 --> 0:18:59.640 By the way, by the way, you want to be crazy, 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:02.159 I just I saw a rare A rare person is 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:04.560 I've seen an Asian kid with Donson J for the 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:05.040 first time, I. 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:09.520 Said, it was just regularly you tell them up down 0:19:14.160 --> 0:19:17.480 getting at the bathroom because like down, they don't scream. 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:27.080 That means it's not Chinese. Oh man, you know, so 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:31.480 he's in a special K pop group. Oh so. 0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:35.600 When I was walking and so when I was walking 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:37.440 out of the bathroom, I seen I was like, I 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:39.000 was like, I was like, oh, he might just be Asian. 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:42.720 But then he started going I did look and I 0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:47.360 was like, oh, yeah, downson, drum, that's the that's the toll. Yeah, 0:19:47.400 --> 0:19:49.359 we'll we're like the tongue of the mouth open. Because 0:19:49.359 --> 0:19:51.520 he didn like he was around four or five. I 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:53.399 have a four five year old Niee. She's like talking 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:57.280 and ship and he was just right there. Later and 0:19:57.359 --> 0:19:58.440 I was like, oh, this forgot. 0:19:58.280 --> 0:20:00.280 Downson, And I could tell because the press were like 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:02.080 decompressing by the bathroom. 0:20:02.119 --> 0:20:05.280 There's like a little there's like a little tears that 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:07.920 the compressed because you know, maybe he gets overwhelmed the shuit. 0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:10.520 You know when when you're young and you don't know anything. 0:20:11.000 --> 0:20:15.080 You're like seventeen or eighteen. You just throw random stuff off. Man. 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:17.960 I remember I saw a bunch of down sing droome 0:20:18.080 --> 0:20:22.040 kids together and I said, damn, they all have the 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:38.439 same dad. Where is this dad producing these babies? They were, 0:20:41.280 --> 0:20:43.040 They were in a group, in a group, they were 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:47.119 just taking about it, like the summer camp. Probably they 0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:49.600 were like if they had a summer camp for duncing 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:56.639 drop kids over there called I don't know, but I 0:20:56.800 --> 0:21:08.720 know what their fabric detrotion is called. Have you seen 0:21:08.720 --> 0:21:12.879 any more snuggles right here? You're sugar bear? Have you 0:21:12.960 --> 0:21:16.600 seen this lady? Instagram? Instagram models like I G models 0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:20.240 like model one of them died elected US senator in 0:21:20.440 --> 0:21:25.960 the country. But well look it up, bro, down this 0:21:26.119 --> 0:21:34.399 person elected to senators. We're what person get next to 0:21:34.720 --> 0:21:38.760 the elected to parliament or something? Oh in Colombia, Columbia, 0:21:39.400 --> 0:21:41.879 our lady, right, it was a lady. She don't have 0:21:41.960 --> 0:21:44.320 down syndrome. No, oh, yes she did, Yes, she did 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:48.720 brown in Columbia. Oh she got elected to be a senator. 0:21:48.800 --> 0:21:51.159 That's dope. And I haven't done anything, bro, but this 0:21:51.480 --> 0:21:59.080 jokes my whole life. Oh yeah, sen Bro even better. 0:21:59.119 --> 0:22:00.840 She was the one to let all the immigrants in. 0:22:00.920 --> 0:22:11.200 Bro Bang bang said, what Morocco, you know, what do 0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:12.199 you think? What do you think? What do you think? 0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:14.080 Your first? Uh? 0:22:15.760 --> 0:22:19.560 Who do your first? I can tell you chocolate milk 0:22:19.600 --> 0:22:26.120 in every home there has to be chucking milk and everyone. 0:22:27.720 --> 0:22:34.200 Oh chocolate. 0:22:35.920 --> 0:22:39.399 I love chocolate milke. Bro. He blacked me out and 0:22:39.520 --> 0:22:41.639 that comment is to go to go viral. Let one 0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:48.560 knows me no dying laughing at that comment. The first 0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:51.399 first one first Parliament with Downson after being elected to 0:22:51.440 --> 0:22:54.760 the Malaencia's regional she says she wants to see she 0:22:54.840 --> 0:22:56.800 wants to be seen as a person, not for a disability. 0:22:57.440 --> 0:23:00.720 Oh we see you girl, all right? Fucked up? No 0:23:00.840 --> 0:23:05.480 we do you know? Who does she lose against? Who 0:23:05.520 --> 0:23:07.879 does she? Bro? I want to see the other guy? Like, 0:23:08.440 --> 0:23:11.840 who does she beat? Well? How horrible was this guy? 0:23:13.119 --> 0:23:16.120 Who was it? This punny said, you know what, I'm 0:23:16.160 --> 0:23:23.280 a burned Moroccan people something so bad? Who does she 0:23:23.440 --> 0:23:32.560 lose a kid? Oh it's close close. She basically won 0:23:32.800 --> 0:23:36.479 for like because she has she didn't go against anybody. 0:23:36.760 --> 0:23:39.040 No, they're just they're they're they're checking all the boxes 0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:41.560 you know what I'm saying. They probably have a gay 0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:42.120 fo up there. 0:23:44.359 --> 0:23:47.360 She's going at it with her imaginary best friend. They're 0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:52.200 fucking bugging out. Oh man, Felipe. Good for her, man, Yeah, 0:23:52.240 --> 0:23:55.480 good for her. She has great parents that they didn't 0:23:55.480 --> 0:23:57.359 forget about her and put her in a corner with 0:23:57.480 --> 0:24:01.240 crayons and a box stuff little Caesar's pizza. 0:24:01.440 --> 0:24:03.520 You know, you know how you know how parents always 0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:05.359 compare you to your cousin, Like, although your cousin's doing this, 0:24:05.400 --> 0:24:07.920 I'm actually being her cousin and being like, damn, she's 0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:08.760 a fucking senator. 0:24:08.800 --> 0:24:11.119 Now what are you doing with your life? Yeah? Beat her? 0:24:11.240 --> 0:24:20.680 Rast you just say I beat her. Rast won't beat me. 0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:23.960 But I think about like when they're having debates about 0:24:24.000 --> 0:24:35.360 certain laws, like yeah, talking them for everybody. Damn, that's 0:24:35.400 --> 0:24:38.680 pretty fucked up. Yeah, we just like the thousand what 0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.800 did you? Where did you grow up at? And you 0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:43.640 think if she was a center of the United States 0:24:44.359 --> 0:24:47.520 and she was a Democrat and trumb would have had 0:24:47.560 --> 0:24:51.760 like an hour of material for her. Well, Trump will 0:24:51.800 --> 0:24:55.359 tell her like if she's like you're you're you're bad 0:24:55.440 --> 0:25:02.840 on immigrants and he's not fit to be president. Who 0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:08.240 do you tell her, bro, you're not really human? 0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:11.280 Bro? 0:25:13.240 --> 0:25:17.280 Ahful, it's because okay, let's be honest. I think it's 0:25:17.280 --> 0:25:21.720 a shut up in retail. Yeah yeah, I ain't grabbing 0:25:21.760 --> 0:25:25.440 that one from the you know, hey know, let's be honest. 0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:29.680 If if you see somebody from Downston Jam running down 0:25:29.720 --> 0:25:32.639 Syndrome with with this isn't a country I know with 0:25:32.760 --> 0:25:37.240 Downson Gym running against Gavin Newsom, Gavin Uston both the 0:25:37.280 --> 0:25:39.760 down Syndrome person. You can't do worse than that. In California, 0:25:42.000 --> 0:25:47.199 we have chocolate milk in every home. Bro, it'll be nice. Bro. 0:25:47.400 --> 0:25:50.680 That's he's giving you something like a piece of ship. 0:25:51.680 --> 0:25:54.200 Just debatable and depends what you're asking. I'm asking you. 0:25:54.720 --> 0:25:57.920 I don't know too much about Lave. I just pay taxes, Yeah, 0:25:57.920 --> 0:26:01.520 I just pay taxes. A lot of might Gavin Newsom. 0:26:02.040 --> 0:26:07.960 They're the ones that live like like that. The city 0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:10.720 might only have like one hospital and they drive like 0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:15.520 thirty miles to it. Probably Yeah. Yeah, people that want 0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:18.439 to like start their own state. Like I remember one 0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:23.920 time somebody wanted to make a part of part of 0:26:23.960 --> 0:26:27.960 San Diego, part of Vegas, part of this other area. 0:26:28.320 --> 0:26:32.680 They wanted to make it south California. Oh, kind of 0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:34.760 like his own state, his own state, like break break 0:26:34.800 --> 0:26:37.600 the state apart? Oh wow, kind of like South Dakota 0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:40.080 north of Dakota. Yeah, if you could get rid of 0:26:40.160 --> 0:26:41.879 any state, what states would you get rid of? We 0:26:42.000 --> 0:26:43.800 have fifty? Which stays? Do you feel like we should 0:26:44.359 --> 0:26:48.159 be fifty? Are you fucking seriously asking if we have 0:26:48.240 --> 0:26:52.399 fifty fifty one? Yeah? Fifty one? The what the fuck fifty? 0:26:53.000 --> 0:26:55.679 I would I want to I would not get rid 0:26:55.720 --> 0:26:58.879 of the state. I probably will get rid of it, No, 0:26:59.080 --> 0:27:01.320 I probably will. I would do like a business man, 0:27:01.440 --> 0:27:04.280 you know, like a like a President Trump would do, 0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:07.760 somebody you know who knows business. I would just merge 0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:11.359 it with other states, So like South Carolina. North Carolina 0:27:11.400 --> 0:27:13.600 will be one. Like you say, for example, California, Like 0:27:13.680 --> 0:27:18.040 you want to break the California apart, I will give 0:27:19.920 --> 0:27:25.080 sun has sinto and now that area done everything love 0:27:25.119 --> 0:27:28.920 big bro lord eye. Oh like the little bullshit city. Yeah, 0:27:29.320 --> 0:27:31.399 I will keep that still part of California because you know, 0:27:31.640 --> 0:27:34.560 we need all the agriculture money. Yeah. But the those 0:27:34.600 --> 0:27:40.200 places man, that are debatable, man, like like MacArthur Park. No, 0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:42.920 it will be too close, but we can't have a 0:27:43.080 --> 0:27:47.159 different state inside of the state. Oh, we have to 0:27:47.240 --> 0:27:50.439 feed it. Because I had this crazy idea, bro, when 0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:52.040 I was a young comic, back in when I was 0:27:52.119 --> 0:27:55.200 like thirty years old, I had this one joke right 0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:59.080 when I think Arnold Schwasnegger was governor and if the 0:27:59.200 --> 0:28:03.480 depth the definstrated when bad Oris County went bankrupt, and 0:28:04.960 --> 0:28:08.240 there was because he came in when they had they 0:28:08.280 --> 0:28:11.800 had they had a recount, they got rid of one governor, 0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:16.080 and everybody was running. Bro fucking Gary Coleman running for 0:28:16.160 --> 0:28:19.560 governor from different strokes. It's talking about what are you 0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:23.400 talking about? Everybody was running for governor. So then Arnold won. 0:28:24.160 --> 0:28:26.440 But then I let the it was it was a 0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:29.639 bad economy for for California back then. So I want 0:28:29.680 --> 0:28:33.440 to joke. I said, you know, I realized California doing bad. 0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:36.320 I know how we can get our money back. What 0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:39.320 we do is we will we'll we'll seceed from the 0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:44.080 United States whole California. We'll leave the United States the 0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:47.920 way the South left. We'll leave and then we'll start 0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:53.800 about we'll start fucking our borders states. We're trying to 0:28:53.880 --> 0:28:57.800 fight them, like we'll go to New Mexico, we'll go 0:28:57.920 --> 0:29:02.520 to Arizona. We'll fight Oregon and will fight Idoho. All 0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:05.560 our border states will fight them, and we know we're 0:29:05.560 --> 0:29:07.320 going to lose. But that's the plan. The plan is 0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:12.040 to lose these battles, and once we lose and the 0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:15.360 real states back to a state, will ask the government 0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:22.400 for one percent foreign aid. Genius, what the fun? I 0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:25.960 didn't even think about the foreign aid, bro. And that 0:29:26.080 --> 0:29:28.280 means they'll give us money. They'll give us a little 0:29:28.320 --> 0:29:32.280 money to build, and we'll let what we let America, Well, 0:29:32.320 --> 0:29:34.959 let the Americans back in to put the bases all 0:29:35.000 --> 0:29:40.560 over in California and restarting the state, restarting, restarting, how 0:29:41.600 --> 0:29:46.560 this restart the stay at the cost? Would you but 0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:48.640 that you talk? You to a joke if you're listening 0:29:48.720 --> 0:29:55.400 and never it's a stupid ideas of lives lost. I 0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:59.680 think watching that ship was about head. I think I 0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:03.640 think if if the economy was bad, what would I do? 0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:06.200 I think I like that idea. But we'll beat the 0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:09.280 ship out of Oregon, for sure. We're beating they have. 0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:14.320 They have the sas squatch over there, for but I 0:30:14.360 --> 0:30:19.360 have the sasquatch. Bro. Oregon has beaver ten Oregon. That's 0:30:19.400 --> 0:30:21.680 what my cousins, and that's when Nike was invented. Bro, 0:30:21.840 --> 0:30:24.600 you might want to give a pair of quartest to 0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:28.240 all the Cholos to join their own. Okay, they have 0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:29.560 the Nike facility over there. 0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:32.360 I think we're beating. Okay, just this is my thoughts. 0:30:32.680 --> 0:30:35.920 We're beating the shot out of out of out of Oregon. 0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:40.560 Arizona might be debatable because it's really hostile though. They 0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:45.400 will sustain better quality, like like like they're bible to survive. 0:30:45.120 --> 0:30:46.920 A little more than we are. They go through a 0:30:46.960 --> 0:30:51.040 lot and it's open carry, yes. And then what's another 0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:52.800 state by us? Vegas? I think we'll beat the ship 0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:54.720 out of it. But if we're to a tag Arizona 0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:58.560 during their monsoon rains, that wouldn't if it rained all 0:30:58.640 --> 0:31:01.440 day and the floods kind of furnaw, we're used to floods. 0:31:01.480 --> 0:31:03.760 We could go in there, Bro, and and and and 0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:08.000 oh my m the people fuck up, the ones from 0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:09.720 those Vegas, the ones that live in the tunnels. 0:31:10.080 --> 0:31:13.480 Oh the bottle, Bro, that's scary as fuck, y'all. So 0:31:13.560 --> 0:31:16.040 they have a whole underground citio. Bro, We'll be done 0:31:16.080 --> 0:31:20.120 in Samburglidos. It is time to leave California. We'll be fucked. 0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:22.600 Fuck we've been fighting people from fucking Hammt Bro. 0:31:24.680 --> 0:31:27.080 People from Heimen are crazy. For you know, it's crazy. 0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:28.920 But every time I have a show it on Terror Improv, 0:31:29.120 --> 0:31:30.840 there's always one or two people from him and I'm like, 0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:32.640 how'd you make it here? We went over the. 0:31:34.320 --> 0:31:36.080 Yeah, we look like they have three eyes for he 0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:39.480 many people are crazy's where's hen hemmit Is? 0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:41.440 Like, I don't even think the I E clams Emmett 0:31:41.880 --> 0:31:43.160 like all the hommies I know from the i E, 0:31:43.440 --> 0:31:47.560 like like Rancho Riverside. They're like, hey, it's kind of 0:31:47.560 --> 0:31:49.680 like it's kind of like us with MacArthur Park, like 0:31:49.720 --> 0:31:51.080 age leave that over there. 0:31:51.360 --> 0:31:53.200 Yeah, when they said they were cleaning up MacArthur Park, 0:31:53.240 --> 0:31:55.240 I went there literally like like I passed by there 0:31:55.280 --> 0:31:58.040 with our kick on dress, crackheads everywhere. 0:31:58.120 --> 0:32:01.120 Bro, everybody that had everybody in the I grew up 0:32:01.120 --> 0:32:03.320 in the eighties had an uncle that died there in 0:32:03.360 --> 0:32:06.720 the seventies. How a bad was it when you were 0:32:06.760 --> 0:32:09.000 going to McArthur Park? Was it's STI pretty bad. It 0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:11.760 was bad. We used to buy all our clothes ato 0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:14.320 across the street used to be a store like the 0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:17.760 Swami Wait Wait wait Philly from the Hera where Macartur 0:32:17.800 --> 0:32:21.280 Park was still a theater, the West Lake Theater. Hell no, 0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:25.800 that's ok okay, So that's way before you. When I 0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:29.160 was because to macarter Park, there was still uh there 0:32:29.240 --> 0:32:31.600 was still like five different tithes of churches there in 0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:34.880 the park. All the time. I was walking around trying 0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:37.880 to preach the beople. Yeah, now we go there. Now 0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:40.760 there's a there's a kind of Sunday. There's a there's 0:32:40.760 --> 0:32:44.200 a Sovurdorian girl who sets up over there across the 0:32:44.280 --> 0:32:48.840 street from the rest the Salvadoran restaurants, but across the 0:32:48.880 --> 0:32:52.560 street from the bar. She preaches there. Then over there 0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:55.840 by the by the expired medicine where people saw expired medicine, 0:32:56.520 --> 0:32:59.200 there's a dirty man and he preaches there in English. 0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:02.320 And there's another one over there. Bro. When I was 0:33:02.320 --> 0:33:05.320 a little kid there with my mouthy shop, there was 0:33:05.360 --> 0:33:07.640 a there was a food dressed up like food Darth 0:33:07.760 --> 0:33:13.320 Vader bro. And he was talking about his store. So 0:33:14.760 --> 0:33:17.560 he was giving up a little bibles, Bro, and he 0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:20.760 was talking about God. That's nice. I like like, I 0:33:20.880 --> 0:33:23.520 like preachers like screen pictures. I think that's dope. Shut 0:33:23.560 --> 0:33:25.440 the fuck up. You laugh at them all the time. 0:33:25.760 --> 0:33:27.800 Don't do that food with that one food from Katon 0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:29.640 that when when it's on the crowd the street, he's 0:33:29.680 --> 0:33:31.400 right there with the sign that's like we threw the 0:33:31.440 --> 0:33:32.120 water at that foot. 0:33:32.400 --> 0:33:35.720 But you know what's crazy, that's the homies dad, Like, 0:33:36.040 --> 0:33:37.840 I'm not even playing. That was literally the homies dad, 0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:40.440 Your homies Dad was preaching out there, ye still preaching 0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:43.200 out there still, I think, wait, hold on, I think 0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:45.720 it's the homies dad. I had a friend five percent 0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:49.880 sure named Wow the whole name. But I had a 0:33:49.920 --> 0:33:54.320 friend and that was that was a preacher. He was 0:33:54.840 --> 0:33:59.200 nowhere bro like him and hanging now bro just smoking weed, 0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:05.000 doing our stuff, always hanging out, clearing on trees, breaking 0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:09.480 into factories and taking people with lunch, you know, for 0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:14.640 the refrigerator. And he started preaching. One day he was 0:34:14.719 --> 0:34:17.560 in front of Newberries, but there was seventh and Broadway. 0:34:17.600 --> 0:34:21.440 He was like this, he's you know a lot of tolos, 0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:24.759 you know, repent all his Spanish bro like full lawn, 0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:27.560 like this, full lawn. And this was from one day 0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:29.239 to another, one day to another. Bo he were there 0:34:29.280 --> 0:34:31.880 for a whole year just preaching like that man, just 0:34:32.040 --> 0:34:35.719 randomly just preaching the word of God. And then one 0:34:35.800 --> 0:34:38.239 day he was preaching the word of God in front 0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:42.640 of the people that were slanging dope and ship. Then finally, like, 0:34:43.560 --> 0:34:46.080 is it going crazy? It's like so I went over 0:34:46.200 --> 0:34:48.520 and talked to him, man, and I said, listen, man, 0:34:48.600 --> 0:34:52.880 before you clean up this neighborhood that doesn't really need cleaning, 0:34:53.960 --> 0:34:57.960 you should go in your house. Bro, clean up the house. 0:34:58.719 --> 0:35:02.320 Your house is fucking dirty. Bro. Roaches be ice skating 0:35:02.360 --> 0:35:07.000 and a refrigerator dog. Hey, by the way, roaches looking 0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:10.640 for coal in that burder Oven, Bro. The roaches are 0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:13.920 coal miners. Bro. Now all that came my spit to 0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:18.799 homiees how but aluminum foil, aluminum and now charcoal and ship. 0:35:19.360 --> 0:35:21.960 I've been to Jakarta, Jakarta. Shared the room with his 0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:28.760 two brothers. They seem bunk beds, Tobago, You're fucking stupid. 0:35:31.000 --> 0:35:32.319 So it's like this, So he's the. 0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:34.239 Biggest and he's the heaviest, so he has to sleep 0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:36.440 in the bottom, and then his brother rests on top, 0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:36.759 and then. 0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:38.880 His older brother right there where you live. I live 0:35:38.960 --> 0:35:42.719 in like a Korea time. I don't have fucking three 0:35:42.760 --> 0:35:43.320 bunk buds. 0:35:43.640 --> 0:35:47.560 But because I had a friend named Easy's Khan and 0:35:47.640 --> 0:35:51.840 he's from from Afghanistan him too, and we used to 0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:55.200 do you do that too, man like because you know, 0:35:55.320 --> 0:35:56.560 like you don't want to stay on the phone too 0:35:56.600 --> 0:35:59.480 long because it's expensive. He will write down all the 0:35:59.600 --> 0:36:02.960 questions he wants to ask his family before to make 0:36:03.040 --> 0:36:06.480 sure that he don't run out of time and talk 0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:10.360 over there. He used to match to show up to 0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:13.320 his house and and you're right, bro, they have like 0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:18.279 five beds laid up like a hospital bed like a hospital. Like. 0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:22.480 One of the bedrooms had five fucking twin beds, bro, 0:36:22.680 --> 0:36:24.040 just not on top of each other, but they were 0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:27.040 laid out and it was like beating like like like 0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:31.040 come locked up like sardines. Sardines. Bro. All the rooms 0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:34.000 have beds, even the living room and in the kitchen 0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:40.560 five rice cookers blasting food and three rice cookers with 0:36:41.360 --> 0:36:44.759 spicy curry and fish. Oh that sounds so fire, bro. 0:36:45.000 --> 0:36:46.560 Oh dog, it's good. 0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:50.600 It's Fisher would never like he talks about like he's 0:36:50.640 --> 0:36:52.800 not a cultural he's not a culture man. So he 0:36:52.880 --> 0:36:55.319 talked about like Afghani for the Indian food like all 0:36:55.360 --> 0:36:55.640 types of. 0:36:56.520 --> 0:36:58.120 Was like that. I don't know if he's like that now. 0:36:58.320 --> 0:37:00.480 I mean it was in a long time. Yeah, we 0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:02.440 want to hit a Cuban restaurant and if we just 0:37:02.440 --> 0:37:13.520 said there like this, who offered the food different? I 0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:16.240 just I don't like all that, Like Keith in Doniesian 0:37:16.239 --> 0:37:19.320 and he likes all that garlicy ship I popp like 0:37:19.520 --> 0:37:22.640 he wants to eat tofu every day. I could. I 0:37:22.719 --> 0:37:28.360 could love how it just out of the bag like sque. 0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:34.600 It's it's fried and then uh it gets tossed with 0:37:34.760 --> 0:37:38.960 like garlic and chili's fire. It's like it's like have 0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:41.399 you been to Chinese restaurants like salt pepper shrimp or something. 0:37:41.840 --> 0:37:45.399 My wife is that, Yeah, she gets the stopping rise. 0:37:45.400 --> 0:37:49.000 It's kind of real gooey, like already, like they're softening 0:37:49.040 --> 0:37:51.920 as hard as firm. Oh for for tof Yeah them, 0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:54.280 you gotta sweel the water on. You can make as 0:37:54.320 --> 0:37:56.960 with that, but then the softball bro forget about it. 0:37:57.040 --> 0:37:59.799 Dog you cut it up in cubes, then you put 0:37:59.840 --> 0:38:01.440 the Chinese chili over. 0:38:01.880 --> 0:38:04.640 Yeah, man, have you ever been to so Koreans have 0:38:04.719 --> 0:38:07.640 a thing called sundobu it's a soon tofu, so they'll 0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:10.040 have like a boiling hot fucking soup and then they'll 0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:11.600 just throw the tofu in there and then just cook. 0:38:11.680 --> 0:38:14.200 It's so fucking god. Yeah. I go to b CD 0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:16.640 Tofu House in Korea Town. It's pretty good. Yeah. He 0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:19.360 always wants to like eat some weird like no bro 0:38:19.560 --> 0:38:21.440 Korean food to me is probably one of the best cuisines, 0:38:21.480 --> 0:38:24.439 like huge Chinese food, right, yeah, no, but this food 0:38:24.440 --> 0:38:27.759 eats like Chinatown Express, like those old five dollars bullshit plates. 0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:30.239 He doesn't know what real Chinese food is. So you've 0:38:30.239 --> 0:38:32.160 never been to like a place where they have dim 0:38:32.320 --> 0:38:34.840 sum and they get being a different pod. We just 0:38:34.920 --> 0:38:36.879 want to Denti Funk this Who fucking hated that shit? 0:38:37.000 --> 0:38:38.960 Is that shit not fucking stupid? How it comes out 0:38:39.080 --> 0:38:40.839 every fuck I'm pretty sure that's not how it comes 0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:42.239 out for everybody. For us. 0:38:42.280 --> 0:38:44.200 When we went to Denti Funk, it was like one 0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:45.880 plate at a time. We ordered like seven things, but 0:38:45.960 --> 0:38:47.239 it was like one by one by one, and that's 0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:48.120 kind of pissed me off too. 0:38:48.160 --> 0:38:49.920 But the food was pretty good. I think No, I 0:38:50.000 --> 0:38:52.080 think you were used to it because of your Asian culture. 0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:53.880 What the fuck does that mean, bitch, That's not how 0:38:53.960 --> 0:38:56.160 it works. Usually when you order at a Chinese restaurant, 0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:57.399 it all comes at once food. 0:38:58.200 --> 0:38:59.799 So what was the different between the restaurant? Why did 0:38:59.800 --> 0:39:01.000 it come like that? I don't know. I'm not the 0:39:01.080 --> 0:39:03.919 fucking owner. Dog. I was mad too, we're dimm something 0:39:03.960 --> 0:39:08.560 at where are that? It was because I went to 0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:11.799 the one in Chinatown. Oh for sure, that's way better 0:39:12.200 --> 0:39:14.720 the Broadway, and it was everything came out a little 0:39:15.239 --> 0:39:19.560 mental steam the steam ones, yeah, and I started eating it. 0:39:19.719 --> 0:39:22.680 Some of them with shrimp, bro like grounded shrimp off fire. 0:39:22.840 --> 0:39:26.000 And then now the other one was beef chicken outpe 0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:28.759 the fish. And then there was one bro like you know, 0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:31.719 I ain't live bros like fish and eggs, fish, white 0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:36.319 balls with guts. No, he'd be buying, what is this ship? 0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:37.880 You be eating? Ship out of the can? So I 0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:42.319 got eat a lot of what he's saying. 0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:46.680 Not funny man, not funny guys. So I get a 0:39:47.680 --> 0:39:52.360 tin fish you know what that is? Like like sardine? 0:39:52.400 --> 0:39:56.120 Oh yeah, fucking But right now I'm on an octopus. 0:39:56.600 --> 0:39:58.279 So they cut up octopus and they put it in 0:39:58.480 --> 0:40:00.360 with with like oil or some shit. They put in account. 0:40:00.480 --> 0:40:02.800 I fucking love that ship. I just bought them for 0:40:02.840 --> 0:40:04.759 twenty dollars. I was old, but it was it was cool. 0:40:05.000 --> 0:40:07.120 My dad would eat that. Yeah, my dad wouldat the 0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:10.719 round remember the round one with tomato sauce. I know 0:40:10.760 --> 0:40:13.680 it's exactly what you're talking about. But he would take 0:40:13.680 --> 0:40:16.920 the bones out, Dude. He would cut up tomatoes, onions, 0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:20.120 patillo and that's just fired. Dog. You throw that bitch 0:40:20.120 --> 0:40:22.399 in the air fire. The can get fucking cooks. Dog. 0:40:23.120 --> 0:40:26.480 I'm eating like a like apocalypse, you know, like it's apocalypse. 0:40:26.520 --> 0:40:29.800 I'm just preparing for So you like the regular sardans 0:40:29.800 --> 0:40:32.040 that are fully oiled. I can't. I'm not really fucking 0:40:32.040 --> 0:40:35.120 with sardines, but I get everything else. Talking about sardines, 0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:37.640 Yeah no, no, I sartine's like once or twice, Like 0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:39.719 I don't hate it, but I don't really even Like 0:40:39.760 --> 0:40:41.279 the other day we were cooking for a flog and 0:40:41.360 --> 0:40:43.880 this food made me eat a whole piece of garlic. 0:40:45.480 --> 0:40:48.440 It's good for you, I think. I don't know if 0:40:48.560 --> 0:40:51.440 that ship was nasty, I feel give me. Hello Hartburn, 0:40:51.560 --> 0:40:54.960 you're happy to eat real cheese all day? Huh No, 0:40:55.239 --> 0:40:58.319 he eats shipping with a bowl of cereal every hour. 0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:03.840 I don't do me. No, no, no, So before before 0:41:03.880 --> 0:41:07.719 your diet, say cool with crispy before your diet, tell 0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:11.040 them your your order. Oh tellers, bro, no no no, 0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:12.200 I still what do you mean? I still need the 0:41:12.239 --> 0:41:14.239 same thing about local? Okay? So, so what was like 0:41:14.280 --> 0:41:15.719 the fatter ship you've done to tell me? 0:41:16.080 --> 0:41:18.719 I used to wake up for this, bro, I'm telling 0:41:18.760 --> 0:41:22.239 advice to wake up at twelve pm? Uh huh go 0:41:22.360 --> 0:41:27.200 to Chick fil A. Yeah, get a spicy chicken DeLux shandwich. 0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:31.600 At what time? At like twelve thirty am pm? What 0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:34.799 you happened the afternoon? Yeah? That I would wake up young, 0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:39.040 like young. When did we do this for two years ago? Okay? 0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:41.960 And then and then and then I would get a 0:41:42.160 --> 0:41:48.720 large large fries, large fries, a side of three chicken tenders, 0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:51.879 Chick fil A sauce, a big ass coke. 0:41:52.800 --> 0:41:55.759 I would eat That's just stuff myself, go back to sleep, 0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:58.719 wake up they need again, then go film and then eat. 0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:04.680 Damn bitch. That was That was like one of the 0:42:04.760 --> 0:42:10.440 most fat ship ever. Where are you running from? Feelings? 0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:13.600 Where you're running from? I don't know. I think it's 0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:15.279 because you got money and you were just like, fuck it, 0:42:15.360 --> 0:42:16.800 let's do something. No no. By the time, I was 0:42:16.800 --> 0:42:18.640 also jacking aufalout. Oh, Bro. 0:42:18.880 --> 0:42:21.000 The combination of jacking off and eating food, I think 0:42:21.040 --> 0:42:23.919 it's really dope. You don't do it at the same time, 0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:26.080 but like one after the jack off, then. 0:42:26.280 --> 0:42:31.080 That's pretty depressing. Man. Life on the brock fast food 0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:32.960 on the road. You're all sat and then you jerk 0:42:33.040 --> 0:42:39.239 off and then pass out and you sleep on your 0:42:39.280 --> 0:42:47.160 own wet spot. I had a dream one time, bro, 0:42:47.320 --> 0:42:50.000 like that I was eating like a fruit cocktail and 0:42:50.120 --> 0:42:52.320 I did everything you have to talk about. And I 0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:55.640 also I passed out and at my face was on 0:42:55.719 --> 0:42:59.040 the top of a cocktail later on, like mango all 0:42:59.120 --> 0:43:01.680 over the face. But I didn't know that that I 0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:04.880 had food on my face. But because but I had 0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:08.960 this crazy dream, bro, because of ninet eleven, because I 0:43:08.960 --> 0:43:12.759 wouldn't sleep out fucked up. So at this dream of 0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:17.799 ninet eleven, and I was seeing bodies smash and there 0:43:18.000 --> 0:43:22.680 every time like there was there was splatter. I fell splatter, 0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:25.480 but it was a maco. It was a mango, bro. 0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:27.880 And I went at this and I have that I 0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:30.880 have blood broly ah, but it was a full cocktail. 0:43:31.920 --> 0:43:36.040 So I was like in a four D dream where 0:43:36.680 --> 0:43:39.520 I could feel what's going on in my dream, but 0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:42.560 it was actually a mango. What the fun? The truth? 0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:44.840 And why nine eleven? Then you were having the conversation 0:43:44.880 --> 0:43:47.560 about ninety eleven that I don't know. Probably I probably did. 0:43:47.760 --> 0:43:50.520 Probably probably I was watching a bunch of sad videos. Man, 0:43:50.560 --> 0:43:54.400 Where where were you at nine eleven? I was at 0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:56.239 my house, man. I had like a bunch of people 0:43:56.760 --> 0:43:59.520 spent the night in my little studio. I had who 0:43:59.640 --> 0:44:04.360 was there, Rodrigo was there, IVN, my son probably and 0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:08.000 me and we all just I got a call in 0:44:08.040 --> 0:44:11.319 the morning from my girlfriend at the time, We're being 0:44:11.400 --> 0:44:17.520 under attack, squeaming bro, We're being under attack, We're being 0:44:17.560 --> 0:44:20.600 in Oh my god, the world's ending. And then the 0:44:20.640 --> 0:44:24.360 other calls were her calling me like as the world's ending, 0:44:25.320 --> 0:44:27.239 and like we haven't. Then we opened up the news 0:44:28.200 --> 0:44:30.600 and we saw the the whole thing happened. She was 0:44:30.680 --> 0:44:33.920 fucking crazy. It was crazy, bro, It was crazy. My 0:44:34.040 --> 0:44:38.440 wife was working in New York and she said she 0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:42.279 saw a plane path by and they hit the walk 0:44:42.360 --> 0:44:45.880 when they hit the building. So whenever somebody conspira the 0:44:45.920 --> 0:44:48.359 theories about the building will blow up. I always think 0:44:48.400 --> 0:44:55.080 about her working there for around Chase Morgan, Chase the lawyers. Yeah, 0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:57.640 the buildings like not far from there now, And she 0:44:57.960 --> 0:44:59.960 said she worked on the other building, not the other 0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:03.319 building next to the trade center. She said, the big 0:45:03.480 --> 0:45:07.240 pay and then went into it, went inside the building. 0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:11.040 And then nobody was going around, goes, there are they 0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:14.799 doing any training today or something? And then they haven't 0:45:14.800 --> 0:45:17.920 hadn't hit the news yet, but some of them were 0:45:17.920 --> 0:45:21.879 listening to Howard Stern and he reported the whole play 0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:26.160 by play because he stood on during ninety during nine 0:45:26.200 --> 0:45:29.040 eleven and I was listening to it too. What the 0:45:29.480 --> 0:45:33.000 he was? He had like the biggest fucking podcast ever? Right, 0:45:33.960 --> 0:45:35.359 what did you say? That's what it was? A radio 0:45:35.440 --> 0:45:38.759 like a radio show. Doesn't fool with black Beatle? Yeah, 0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:42.120 who that'sn't right? But the Beatle ud Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:45:42.120 --> 0:45:49.399 black Beatle he had, Yeah, beetlejuice with beetle juice, Yeah, 0:45:49.440 --> 0:45:52.239 that was retarded. Are you crazy? Pull up a picture 0:45:52.280 --> 0:45:54.680 of this for I know Beatle juwe looks. You couldn't 0:45:54.719 --> 0:45:58.160 tell off the rip he was. I thought he was 0:45:58.200 --> 0:46:01.160 playing a dumb character. Read the ship out that he 0:46:01.280 --> 0:46:03.560 was funny on a scary movie when they opened up 0:46:03.560 --> 0:46:09.239 I'm Home with It. Oh he came out? Is he dead? 0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:13.800 The characters one of the most famous ones. Yeah, and 0:46:13.920 --> 0:46:16.200 fe Lipet. What's your okay? So the CARDI the big 0:46:16.239 --> 0:46:18.480 sci fi gu I love sitcoms. What's your favorite sitcom? 0:46:19.239 --> 0:46:22.359 Sitcom? Right now? Not right? Not just about the general 0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:26.279 card's favorite sitcom? Telling? Which is there? George Show? 0:46:26.400 --> 0:46:30.879 I like fucking the Office, Parks and Rags, Fucking what's 0:46:30.880 --> 0:46:31.960 that ship that I'm watching right now? 0:46:32.360 --> 0:46:35.080 Oh? That seventies show? Like that you're talking about the 0:46:35.120 --> 0:46:44.120 old stuff, old news me old. I like, I used 0:46:44.160 --> 0:46:46.239 to watch this all the time. But I didn't grow 0:46:46.320 --> 0:46:48.480 up watching it because my friend used to watch it. 0:46:49.000 --> 0:46:50.759 But it was when I was when I started watching it. 0:46:50.800 --> 0:46:55.239 They already reruns that show with Andy Kaufman. Taxi. Oh, 0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:57.520 I've never seen that. I've heard about it at midnight, bro. 0:46:58.000 --> 0:47:00.399 So I will come in late at night bro from 0:47:00.520 --> 0:47:04.360 fucking from like performing parting. Yeah, so I'll go to 0:47:04.440 --> 0:47:07.600 Nickelodeon and it will be all at midnight. It was 0:47:07.640 --> 0:47:09.960 called Taxi, Yeah, Taxi. It will come on at MIDNIGHTE. 0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:13.080 So then I'll just keep partying, and then I'll wait 0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:17.080 till four am and I watch a show called white 0:47:17.520 --> 0:47:19.839 a show that my mom that let me my mom 0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:22.560 and dad kind of watch because it it will go on, 0:47:23.080 --> 0:47:27.360 it'll be on too late. It was called White Shadow. 0:47:27.480 --> 0:47:29.840 It will come on at four White Shadow, Yeah, but 0:47:29.920 --> 0:47:31.840 then it would at four am. It will come on 0:47:31.920 --> 0:47:35.719 at Nickelodeon when Nickelodeon was new, called niked Knight. Yeah. Nick, 0:47:35.800 --> 0:47:37.120 And that's how I knew it was. It was really 0:47:37.160 --> 0:47:40.400 fucked up. But your coming. And I said, you know what, 0:47:40.440 --> 0:47:42.880 I'm gonna start watching the show cause never I never 0:47:42.960 --> 0:47:45.480 really got to watch when I was little. Damn. The 0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:48.279 taxi one looks good. What is it about? It's like 0:47:48.360 --> 0:47:52.439 some New York ship taxi. It's about Danny de Vito, 0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:55.719 the first row, one of the Danny DeVito on that 0:47:55.960 --> 0:47:58.840 on the go back to the sorry, yeah, oh what 0:47:59.040 --> 0:48:01.720 the fuck? Okay? Is like a purva. There's a funny 0:48:02.000 --> 0:48:05.319 there's a funny story about him auditioning for that role 0:48:05.640 --> 0:48:07.919 because they were looking for a He's like the leader. 0:48:08.040 --> 0:48:10.760 He's the manager of the whole taxi cab. He runs 0:48:10.800 --> 0:48:13.279 it and he tells people, you take that car, you 0:48:13.360 --> 0:48:18.640 take this car. So when they're auditioning somebody big, somebody 0:48:18.760 --> 0:48:23.400 fucking mean, somebody crazy for this role, right, somebody fucking nuts, 0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:28.759 somebody crazy, somebody huge, somebody let project anger in the authority. 0:48:29.480 --> 0:48:31.560 So then the Beatle Bro, you know, he's like four eleven, 0:48:31.640 --> 0:48:35.040 he's short, right, so fucking for the audition. He shows up, bro, 0:48:35.719 --> 0:48:37.520 and he walks up to the people that are auditioning, 0:48:37.680 --> 0:48:39.920 and he fucking throws all the scripts on the ground, 0:48:40.640 --> 0:48:45.160 all the starts knocking sh it down. You gotta ready 0:48:45.160 --> 0:48:50.560 to fucking do this or what that's our guy. So 0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:53.960 it's like he didn't really audition. Oh you're saying that 0:48:54.120 --> 0:48:57.520 was audition. That was audition. They said they wanted somebody brusk, 0:48:57.680 --> 0:49:00.120 somebody big. Ye. So what he did, you were the 0:49:00.360 --> 0:49:04.360 portraying to project authority in the room? What the fuck 0:49:04.640 --> 0:49:07.440 before he even read his lines, he already had did that. 0:49:08.040 --> 0:49:10.840 And imagine now the people are like, this was this 0:49:10.960 --> 0:49:13.680 his biggest show, his first show ever? Yeah, there was. 0:49:13.920 --> 0:49:15.640 There was a big show. But he was also an 0:49:15.680 --> 0:49:18.560 actor that was in that movie One Floor with the 0:49:18.600 --> 0:49:22.200 Coogoo's Nest. Hey, that was That's one of my favorite movies. Dude, 0:49:22.239 --> 0:49:26.080 I love, I love He's not, he's not. That's crazy, Matilda. 0:49:26.200 --> 0:49:28.960 He did such a good job for Are you sure 0:49:30.600 --> 0:49:32.759 remember in one floor with the Coogo's nest talk about 0:49:32.760 --> 0:49:35.160 the old one, right, yeah, the one with Jack Nichols. Yeah, 0:49:35.200 --> 0:49:39.480 when when Nurse Ratchet tells them I don't want to 0:49:39.480 --> 0:49:42.719 see no more gambling all right? Oh when all the 0:49:42.800 --> 0:49:49.239 cars away and he's like, yes, mister, how we're gonna 0:49:49.239 --> 0:49:52.320 win our money back? I love that. I loved that 0:49:52.360 --> 0:49:55.760 foot always sending in Philadelphia. Yeah, that's what's funny as fucks. 0:49:56.040 --> 0:49:58.680 But the show that I watched now, like in my house, 0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:02.640 I never was Steinfeld ever, like growing up, I never know. 0:50:03.000 --> 0:50:05.319 First it just to me, look and I was telling 0:50:05.320 --> 0:50:08.960 your card this. I think as a latinos my sitcoms, 0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:10.399 which I didn't know there was out at the moment. 0:50:10.440 --> 0:50:15.920 I was just watching. But it was like that. I'm like, 0:50:16.000 --> 0:50:17.480 I'm not who would have known that that was such 0:50:18.200 --> 0:50:19.880 like like it was it was considered safe and it 0:50:19.960 --> 0:50:21.360 was funny to me as a kid. And even in 0:50:21.440 --> 0:50:23.920 the classroom, right, no, no, no, you're not about the 0:50:23.960 --> 0:50:32.279 one the one with you know for sure, but are 0:50:32.280 --> 0:50:34.120 taking a little classroom. He's like a little kid in 0:50:34.200 --> 0:50:39.680 the classroom No, they tell jokes in the in the 0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:42.880 class with that part of the sketch that might have 0:50:42.920 --> 0:50:45.759 been part of a sketch because they are Is this 0:50:45.880 --> 0:50:47.759 a sketch show? I think it's the other one. There's another, 0:50:47.800 --> 0:50:52.919 there's another one. It's similar. Yeah, and the T shirt 0:50:53.120 --> 0:50:58.560 was umberto Luna. That's what I used to watch. You 0:50:58.560 --> 0:51:04.120 would have the he's a Shrek in the Spanish. I 0:51:04.200 --> 0:51:08.160 think he had a sketch of of like him being 0:51:08.200 --> 0:51:10.239 like a vampire or something. Yeah, so I used to 0:51:10.320 --> 0:51:14.560 watch Everybody Steinfeld. I never watched it growing up, never 0:51:14.600 --> 0:51:16.120 watched it when it was on. Are you watch it? 0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:18.160 I was an adult? Did he like every day? You 0:51:18.239 --> 0:51:20.440 watch it every day? Every day? What did you think 0:51:20.440 --> 0:51:23.600 about what Cramer said? He was my friends were there 0:51:23.640 --> 0:51:26.120 when it happened, like wait, wait, wait, what do you say? 0:51:26.440 --> 0:51:28.839 He dropped the N bomb hard r Yeah, bro, where 0:51:28.960 --> 0:51:34.239 was it? La Factory? Yeah? Just went on a ran dog. 0:51:34.560 --> 0:51:36.840 He was it was crazy. He went't okay. It was 0:51:36.920 --> 0:51:38.720 bad that he went in the rant. It was bad 0:51:38.800 --> 0:51:41.919 that he went on that racist rant, but also bad 0:51:42.760 --> 0:51:47.080 that they let TMZ that was outside filming paaras the 0:51:47.120 --> 0:51:50.040 hilteam going to the club. Next door. They just let 0:51:50.120 --> 0:51:52.959 him in and they started recording him. Oh la factor, 0:51:52.960 --> 0:51:56.520 you let him in. Whoever running the door? Somebody recorded it, 0:51:56.880 --> 0:51:58.880 you know, somebody. They didn't have phones back then, that 0:51:59.000 --> 0:52:04.040 was that's wrong. A camera, that's a real camera recording that. 0:52:04.239 --> 0:52:07.200 You're not to record the phone. There wasn't There wasn't 0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:09.800 a phone back then yet right to record footage like that. 0:52:09.960 --> 0:52:13.520 I'm pretty sure there was search up the Kramer incident. 0:52:13.680 --> 0:52:16.200 Let's watch the video. We can't watch it on YouTube. 0:52:16.840 --> 0:52:20.560 He was he was being heckled by somebody, and he goes, 0:52:20.719 --> 0:52:23.800 Edward Edward, you know what we would you know what 0:52:23.840 --> 0:52:26.200 we do for you back then? We will put them 0:52:26.400 --> 0:52:30.759 something on trees about that, right, Edward Edward. But the 0:52:30.880 --> 0:52:33.000 people that were yelling yet, we're not the one that 0:52:33.080 --> 0:52:35.680 we're talking. So he's just going up. It was it 0:52:35.760 --> 0:52:39.000 was somebody else heckling him. Somebody else talking. That's he 0:52:39.160 --> 0:52:41.279 just looked up and went, okay, those are the people 0:52:42.560 --> 0:52:45.239 he just said. Profile the blacks were being loud. I guess, bro, 0:52:45.719 --> 0:52:48.000 do you do you uh? Have you ever had to 0:52:48.200 --> 0:52:53.920 deal with the heckler? Bad? Yeah? A lady, bro, she 0:52:54.120 --> 0:52:59.560 got the city New Mexico. Probably she started like, not heckling, 0:52:59.640 --> 0:53:02.560 but she was. She got to the front of the 0:53:02.640 --> 0:53:04.840 stage and she was like had her arms hanging and 0:53:04.880 --> 0:53:08.640 then she kept yelling stuff, kept yelling stuff. Oh, I 0:53:08.719 --> 0:53:10.840 had a heckler. I was a woman, bro man. And 0:53:13.080 --> 0:53:15.480 she kept standing up and yelling I love you, I 0:53:15.560 --> 0:53:17.960 love you, you know at first, and she was all 0:53:18.000 --> 0:53:20.880 whacked out. Bro. Oh, she was all coked out. Bro. 0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:25.560 She was like, and I found out that she was. 0:53:25.920 --> 0:53:28.920 Her family was way in the back, and she's somehow 0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:31.359 like snucking all the way to the front and found 0:53:31.360 --> 0:53:33.080 an empty seat in the front and stand in the front. 0:53:33.560 --> 0:53:35.400 Oh that fucking bitch. She didn't even pay for the 0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:37.560 VP show. Yeah, so she was sitting right in the 0:53:37.640 --> 0:53:40.640 front in an empty seat. So she was she had 0:53:40.760 --> 0:53:44.480 with every other comics. Then Mike turning like, I ignored 0:53:44.560 --> 0:53:46.800 her for as long as I could, which was like 0:53:47.480 --> 0:53:52.440 forty minutes. Wow, what the fuckutes ignored for forty minutes, 0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:55.000 I did my whole act, my whole act without talking 0:53:55.000 --> 0:53:58.160 to anybody or no no crowd work. Then when I 0:53:58.200 --> 0:54:01.560 got closed, I set a light. Okay, man, bitche cocaine 0:54:01.640 --> 0:54:04.600 right here. Then she said like she started talking and 0:54:05.480 --> 0:54:08.239 was that your mom? Bro, I'll coke right here. Fuck no, 0:54:08.480 --> 0:54:12.800 that guy said. Everybody laughed, and then and then the 0:54:12.880 --> 0:54:16.399 security is already talking to her, and then she started walking. 0:54:16.480 --> 0:54:19.960 She pushed them away and she started walking and and 0:54:21.960 --> 0:54:26.000 she found she fell on somebody two times. Then when 0:54:26.040 --> 0:54:28.000 she finally got out, I said, that's fucked up, man. 0:54:29.480 --> 0:54:34.080 Now one person here bothered to help her up. You 0:54:34.200 --> 0:54:36.719 just gotta turned it on the crowd, Yeah, bother to 0:54:36.840 --> 0:54:40.239 help her up like you guys didn't even like assist her, 0:54:40.400 --> 0:54:43.040 to help her out her or even ask her are 0:54:43.080 --> 0:54:46.879 you here with somebody? Are you driving? Nah? Just get 0:54:46.960 --> 0:54:49.200 the fuck out of here, bitch. I heard back there 0:54:51.040 --> 0:54:54.640 said laugh with my pig partict and go see somebody 0:54:55.160 --> 0:54:57.000 and just somebody running the whole. So I'm like, man, 0:54:57.080 --> 0:54:58.480 but I feel like that person needs to get kicked out, 0:54:58.480 --> 0:55:01.480 the media out. I'm tuting You're right, I'm turning on 0:55:01.560 --> 0:55:04.880 the audience and it's fucking like you could hear like her, 0:55:05.120 --> 0:55:09.680 she's way in the bag. Fuck that bitch. Bro. That 0:55:09.760 --> 0:55:11.719 happened to me recently and my death sta on stage. 0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:13.920 He was a bad guy, because it's hard to be 0:55:14.000 --> 0:55:16.080 the bad guy. No, No, I just stopped on drying 0:55:16.120 --> 0:55:19.280 from being the bad girl because cause so I'm performing, 0:55:19.880 --> 0:55:23.160 she's lived. But look but look at some point, at 0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:25.480 some point she's like this. Look the girl's like after 0:55:25.520 --> 0:55:27.680 everything I'm saying, she's just like ratchet. And then but 0:55:28.080 --> 0:55:29.520 it wasn't more that she was bugging me. 0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:32.480 She was bugging the nice couple next to her, the 0:55:32.600 --> 0:55:34.319 nice the nice white couple or her one of their 0:55:34.360 --> 0:55:35.080 friends about tickets. 0:55:35.120 --> 0:55:36.800 Gave it to them. They were enjoying the show. But 0:55:36.920 --> 0:55:39.120 the girl was like lid kind of bumped the lady 0:55:39.160 --> 0:55:40.600 a couple of times, and I was like, that's the 0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:41.839 bitch that kissed me on the cheek. 0:55:42.080 --> 0:55:44.520 Yeah, And then I was like and I was like, look, look, 0:55:44.680 --> 0:55:46.560 I don't want to kick you out, but you also 0:55:46.640 --> 0:55:50.239 can't be disrespectful to the people next to you, like 0:55:50.360 --> 0:55:54.080 because then you know you don't want people like like like, I. 0:55:54.120 --> 0:55:56.560 Get it if you're hecklean and he tried a couple 0:55:56.600 --> 0:55:59.360 of times and it doesn't work. I just hate this. This, 0:55:59.600 --> 0:56:00.759 This is what I don't like about it. 0:56:01.200 --> 0:56:02.600 Like, if you're in a heck go at least be 0:56:02.719 --> 0:56:05.600 funny or know your place, knowing you're don't just start 0:56:05.640 --> 0:56:06.680 screaming ship mid John. 0:56:06.880 --> 0:56:08.680 I would just say, don't fucking like food like their 0:56:08.760 --> 0:56:10.640 foods out here that they wrote their whole act. 0:56:10.680 --> 0:56:12.279 They're supposed to perform. What the fuck they're doing? 0:56:12.320 --> 0:56:14.040 And like, I feel like if a food just buys 0:56:14.080 --> 0:56:16.640 a ticket to try to be the comedian, what are 0:56:16.640 --> 0:56:17.960 you doing get on stage or something? 0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:20.279 Bitch? You know we don't he while somebody's doing that 0:56:20.360 --> 0:56:23.759 ship you're sucking it up everybody, This guy, this guy 0:56:23.800 --> 0:56:27.200 in Corpus. First of all, the shows already outside, and 0:56:27.320 --> 0:56:30.000 I mean like South Padre Island is like a hundred, 0:56:30.520 --> 0:56:34.600 but it's more with humidity. This show is outside. We 0:56:34.640 --> 0:56:36.719 were supposed to do that last year. Our green room 0:56:37.200 --> 0:56:39.839 was two r vs with AC. That's it, bro, there's 0:56:39.840 --> 0:56:41.920 nowhere else. There were no out to stay. That's it. 0:56:42.280 --> 0:56:45.960 That's the island, right, little island outside. Yeah, we're supposed 0:56:45.960 --> 0:56:47.000 to do it latter. I don't know why we did, 0:56:47.040 --> 0:56:49.200 and we should have done. It's hot. It's hot. Where's 0:56:49.200 --> 0:56:53.520 that it's it's it's literally an island in Texas. It's 0:56:53.560 --> 0:56:57.479 house that event, right, Yeah, people bring ice chest, there's 0:56:57.560 --> 0:57:00.239 like food carts on top, and it's a it's a 0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:03.640 good vibe. The chairs are a cement, right, But but 0:57:04.080 --> 0:57:08.120 they put on seats up there. This fool brought his 0:57:08.400 --> 0:57:13.640 chair and sad perfectly eye view of me and went 0:57:13.680 --> 0:57:18.800 at this roast me dog like roast me dog. 0:57:18.920 --> 0:57:20.480 And then I think you know what it is though, 0:57:20.600 --> 0:57:23.760 because I think people and this happened recently, what happened 0:57:23.800 --> 0:57:26.600 when I was there, like okay, well back three years ago. 0:57:26.960 --> 0:57:28.840 I think I think the problem is that people think 0:57:28.960 --> 0:57:31.959 that every comedian is the same. But in the middle 0:57:31.960 --> 0:57:37.040 of the act, bro roast me dog. Was man, the 0:57:37.200 --> 0:57:40.800 fuck out of here, b fucking that's the way chair 0:57:40.880 --> 0:57:43.280 over your ass and that and what do you think 0:57:43.360 --> 0:57:49.640 he come on? Roast me you did? And I know, 0:57:49.840 --> 0:57:51.960 like you're the only fool for a minute, bro, and 0:57:52.400 --> 0:57:54.120 do my show. Hey, but you know what chipped me out? 0:57:54.240 --> 0:57:56.080 Or we're doing the Greek theater. Shout out my boyfriend 0:57:56.120 --> 0:57:57.640 leaving man. He brought me out to the Greek theater. 0:57:57.640 --> 0:57:59.880 It was a great times. That was amazing. By the way, 0:58:00.040 --> 0:58:03.680 get much for that, bro, Bro, Bro, I seen you 0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:07.200 do a choke. Keep him mind he's performing for seven 0:58:07.240 --> 0:58:09.520 thousand people and one of the most legendary venues in 0:58:09.680 --> 0:58:11.960 la He said it took. The crowd laughed, and he's 0:58:12.000 --> 0:58:14.680 like that joke shocked up and it just moved on. 0:58:14.800 --> 0:58:19.080 I was like, that shit blew my mouth, like, because 0:58:19.120 --> 0:58:22.040 you know, most comics would be like, okay, let me 0:58:22.120 --> 0:58:24.000 just keep that to myself. I like how you stopped 0:58:24.040 --> 0:58:27.919 your whole show to be like, yeah, that joke wasn't 0:58:27.960 --> 0:58:29.960 really good. And the crowd was kind of confused because 0:58:29.960 --> 0:58:31.400 they were like, no, we liked it, and You're like, yeah, 0:58:31.400 --> 0:58:34.040 I did it though, you just moved hunting. What was 0:58:34.960 --> 0:58:38.400 when did you start comedy? I started comedy rather rather 0:58:38.520 --> 0:58:43.360 to rehab. How long were you in rehab for? I 0:58:43.400 --> 0:58:47.240 will rehab for a whole year? The whole year you graduate, 0:58:47.320 --> 0:58:50.760 bro the year a little certificate you're years sober. You 0:58:50.840 --> 0:58:53.800 showed that to the cops and they signed it. No. 0:58:55.520 --> 0:58:57.240 I felt bad when I married when my mouth to 0:58:57.360 --> 0:59:01.000 had that certificate in her room and back to using drugs. 0:59:03.080 --> 0:59:04.440 When I was going through a person, I would look 0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:09.640 at it kind of. I kind of like still got 0:59:09.760 --> 0:59:11.960 to go through it though, you know, fucking fault advertising. 0:59:13.720 --> 0:59:16.120 Were you like falt advertising? Were you like, were you 0:59:16.360 --> 0:59:20.240 actually actually you tell that's difficult, nah man? Were you 0:59:20.360 --> 0:59:23.240 like the funny hanging here? Were you the fun just 0:59:23.360 --> 0:59:26.120 needs to be Were you the funny food and rehab? 0:59:26.560 --> 0:59:28.840 Hell yeah, but I was funny, like I would tell 0:59:29.000 --> 0:59:31.720 joke funny, but those other people that were funnier that 0:59:31.760 --> 0:59:35.680 would say crazy stuff. Yeah, because you know, like when 0:59:35.680 --> 0:59:39.080 you talk about when you shure emotions and you're in rehab, 0:59:39.200 --> 0:59:42.040 you know you're supposed to like just listen. You know, 0:59:42.120 --> 0:59:45.800 you're not supposed to add stuff for someone's sharing or 0:59:46.280 --> 0:59:49.360 someone's talking about their problems. But then I will. I'll 0:59:49.360 --> 0:59:50.920 be there with a guy that was like fifty six 0:59:51.000 --> 0:59:53.760 years old, but that I know. Bro, this fool see, 0:59:53.840 --> 0:59:56.680 Like there's a guy telling you a story, and then 0:59:56.840 --> 1:00:00.600 the full people tell a story and then just remember 1:00:00.680 --> 1:00:03.120 that story and give you a nickname based on that story. 1:00:03.280 --> 1:00:07.640 That's fucking crazy. So he took call his solo twilight Zone. 1:00:08.040 --> 1:00:12.800 He didn't even know why wait why oh, because he 1:00:12.840 --> 1:00:14.919 would give you a nickname for your story because they're 1:00:15.120 --> 1:00:19.439 the peachy fucking twilight over there, right, because he said, 1:00:20.200 --> 1:00:22.880 he said, I'm talking about BCP and he woke up 1:00:22.920 --> 1:00:29.040 in Santa Monica. Then Griffith Park twilight On homesol, just 1:00:29.080 --> 1:00:31.280 call him twilight On based on the story based on 1:00:31.360 --> 1:00:33.640 one of the worst times of his life. Yeah, what's 1:00:33.680 --> 1:00:35.640 this Nick mean for you? I don't know, Bro, never 1:00:35.720 --> 1:00:39.520 heard of to my base. They was talking ship behind 1:00:39.560 --> 1:00:43.320 your back before, but we took play. He was, man, 1:00:43.360 --> 1:00:47.040 he's crazy. This guy. He told me his life story 1:00:47.080 --> 1:00:49.400 when I was like twenty twenty years old, twenty one, 1:00:49.880 --> 1:00:54.280 he was fifty five. He told me that he did 1:00:54.360 --> 1:00:58.320 eleven years straight in prison, man like San Quentin. Eleven 1:00:58.400 --> 1:01:02.160 years and then he got out and he was somebody 1:01:02.200 --> 1:01:04.120 a favorite in prison and he had to do the 1:01:04.160 --> 1:01:07.680 favor and he got locked up and he did another nine. 1:01:09.240 --> 1:01:10.920 Like he was out for sixty days and there were 1:01:10.920 --> 1:01:14.560 another nine. Fucking only sixty days out and you're down 1:01:14.600 --> 1:01:17.360 to do another nine, another nine. Nick clean food. 1:01:17.480 --> 1:01:19.080 It was just like a little vacation because he was 1:01:19.080 --> 1:01:21.040 already used to it. So when you go, when you 1:01:21.120 --> 1:01:22.320 want to go to the nine, it's kind of just 1:01:22.400 --> 1:01:23.680 going back to work after vacation. 1:01:24.800 --> 1:01:27.840 Bro. Like, I didn't even need him to give me advice. 1:01:27.960 --> 1:01:30.280 I just know that I want to be that fool, bro. 1:01:30.520 --> 1:01:33.160 And he was the cook. Bro. He was a cook. 1:01:33.200 --> 1:01:36.680 He would be making food and he would tell me 1:01:36.800 --> 1:01:42.000 stuff Like my wife she works in East LA at 1:01:42.080 --> 1:01:47.600 this rehab place, this rehab place, and he's not East La. 1:01:48.480 --> 1:01:49.920 I want you to go tell her high for me. 1:01:50.600 --> 1:01:52.520 I want you to give her a big kiss in 1:01:52.600 --> 1:01:58.760 the mouth, and I want you to fucker. And I said, what, Yeah, 1:02:00.000 --> 1:02:02.080 here's the East l A thing. She's hot, she's a 1:02:02.120 --> 1:02:06.080 white girl, she's blonde. He goes, you like her, give 1:02:06.080 --> 1:02:08.360 her a big kids in her mouth, to her a 1:02:08.680 --> 1:02:14.480 big chewy from the clan, to fun from the clan. Yeah, 1:02:14.480 --> 1:02:15.760 I don't know what you're talking about, broke, but that 1:02:15.800 --> 1:02:24.800 fourteen original bro like original old man, old man. Yeah, 1:02:25.120 --> 1:02:29.439 and he's and then fucking Anyways, I gotta rehab years 1:02:29.480 --> 1:02:33.520 later and he featly still in there and I want 1:02:33.560 --> 1:02:37.440 to go visit her finally Rochester, see if lonely dog. 1:02:37.520 --> 1:02:41.600 This is serious. So I went over there and I said, 1:02:41.720 --> 1:02:44.960 just going to say, your husband, your husband, I was 1:02:45.000 --> 1:02:47.880 in rehab with him. Should we He just told me 1:02:47.960 --> 1:02:50.320 to tell you how that's it and then he goes 1:02:50.640 --> 1:02:53.120 goes come back. He also said he also told me 1:02:53.120 --> 1:02:55.440 you're gonna give me a big ass kids, and I'm 1:02:55.480 --> 1:02:57.600 gonna fuck you. So I just give her big kids 1:02:57.680 --> 1:03:01.320 right there? Bro. Yeah hot, You know she looked like 1:03:01.400 --> 1:03:05.080 bro she you ever seen you ever seen American meat. Yeah, 1:03:05.080 --> 1:03:07.280 of course. Yeah, you're seeing that woman that takes off 1:03:07.480 --> 1:03:10.480 the heroin out of her vagina and flushes it. Yeah, 1:03:10.480 --> 1:03:11.880 I think so s up. 1:03:12.000 --> 1:03:18.640 Oh yeah, in the prison he knew her. American me, Uh, 1:03:19.800 --> 1:03:21.480 how do you? How did you just kiss it? You 1:03:21.600 --> 1:03:23.160 just know she told me to go kiss you go, 1:03:23.400 --> 1:03:25.600 she said. He said, you're gonna give me a big 1:03:25.760 --> 1:03:26.840 kiss and she did. 1:03:27.240 --> 1:03:30.920 Yeah. Oh nice. I see felt like I can see 1:03:30.960 --> 1:03:34.880 my grandma. Fuck because I was like twenty, she was 1:03:34.960 --> 1:03:38.720 like fifty six, fifty eight. But anyway, so I would 1:03:38.760 --> 1:03:41.200 ask him how con you kiss her and then do 1:03:41.400 --> 1:03:44.760 the other stuff to her because she's probably doing it 1:03:44.920 --> 1:03:48.240 already behind my back and I don't know, but this 1:03:48.480 --> 1:03:52.720 time i'll know. And then when you come back, we 1:03:52.840 --> 1:03:55.480 have a lot to talk about. That's fucking correat. What 1:03:55.680 --> 1:03:59.040 the what were you addicted to a twenty crack? And 1:03:59.160 --> 1:04:01.480 he was like, ad to heroin? I see, I told you, 1:04:01.560 --> 1:04:03.800 heroin is the word I was telling heroin is the 1:04:03.800 --> 1:04:05.880 worst drug. I agreed with you. He would clap. He 1:04:05.880 --> 1:04:08.120 would make me laugh by going by. I always said 1:04:08.120 --> 1:04:11.040 something funny and he goes hot. This guy. 1:04:13.880 --> 1:04:16.160 Wait, wait, so you were doing crack? You were doing 1:04:16.200 --> 1:04:18.360 crack out twenty yeah, man, and where were you doing, 1:04:18.440 --> 1:04:19.920 like just on the streets and stuff. 1:04:19.880 --> 1:04:23.680 That was normal cragon people's houses or so we were 1:04:23.680 --> 1:04:28.520 smoking crackup recreationally with the with the homies. It depends 1:04:28.560 --> 1:04:30.959 what homies, because there's homies that they have a strip 1:04:31.240 --> 1:04:33.800 law back then that you can't do crack or PCP. 1:04:34.840 --> 1:04:37.720 Oh really yeah, but PCP. I've heard that's what they 1:04:37.800 --> 1:04:40.760 called water right, Yeah, juice juice. Oh, that's like the 1:04:40.920 --> 1:04:44.920 juice man, the smack man. Yes, that's supposed to be 1:04:45.200 --> 1:04:48.760 like foods off PCP are like, I think nothing wrong 1:04:48.800 --> 1:04:50.040 as fuck or something like that. 1:04:50.800 --> 1:04:53.440 I only see one situation of of PCP. I think 1:04:53.440 --> 1:04:55.520 a toy story and I just seen the full run, 1:04:55.600 --> 1:04:57.600 but the full run but naked in the middle of 1:04:57.640 --> 1:05:02.160 the street. You're trying to tell me your homie. Yeah. Me. 1:05:03.440 --> 1:05:05.440 When I was the Little League, I was like twelve 1:05:05.600 --> 1:05:09.160 or thirteen years old. Pee wee peewee's you know baseball. 1:05:09.320 --> 1:05:14.600 I have a coach named Bulldog and the umpire Rey 1:05:14.720 --> 1:05:18.720 Escallera shout out. He was on my podcast, and the 1:05:19.360 --> 1:05:22.840 assistant coach bro of your team or the opposite team, 1:05:23.200 --> 1:05:26.760 our team, Oh shit, okay, and we're all there, Bro, 1:05:27.080 --> 1:05:29.600 I was in a dougout, Dude. And then like he 1:05:29.880 --> 1:05:32.200 would he would always sit in the back of the 1:05:32.320 --> 1:05:35.800 thing of the of the bench of the dugout pecam Park, 1:05:35.880 --> 1:05:39.200 Boar Heights, and he would go, come on, guys, it's 1:05:39.200 --> 1:05:42.160 got a run going. And then with the well the 1:05:42.240 --> 1:05:45.560 batter is getting ready to bat. Okay, Chew, we just 1:05:45.640 --> 1:05:47.280 cant to you on the ball. Don't worry about what 1:05:47.360 --> 1:05:51.200 happened last game, motivating you, you know doing. Don't worry 1:05:51.240 --> 1:05:53.560 about what happened to well the bath to pass. Okay. 1:05:54.360 --> 1:05:56.480 So one day, dude, he just sit in there by himself, 1:05:56.920 --> 1:06:01.760 not motivating nobody. Dog. And then little little but little 1:06:02.440 --> 1:06:05.640 he just took all his clothes off by next to us. 1:06:05.720 --> 1:06:08.840 Why next to me? Grown man? Bro, first time I 1:06:08.920 --> 1:06:14.000 saw Harry Penis. Wait, so you're thirteen. This was sitting 1:06:14.120 --> 1:06:16.920 down next year. Yeah, and he's just and then we're 1:06:16.920 --> 1:06:19.880 all focusing in the game. But this is mid game, 1:06:20.080 --> 1:06:22.280 mid game, Bro. The game already started, man, But he 1:06:22.320 --> 1:06:25.040 had not given nobody advice. What any was it? Play 1:06:25.040 --> 1:06:28.320 a second? They don't play six. All the parents are there. 1:06:28.440 --> 1:06:31.480 Everyone's a year with well highs. Bro. The parents were 1:06:31.520 --> 1:06:36.040 not involved in our lives. Bro, those games were, Oh, 1:06:36.440 --> 1:06:38.480 how do you think Felippe is Philippi grew up? And 1:06:38.800 --> 1:06:41.320 that's a that's a different time, But Bro, I was 1:06:41.320 --> 1:06:43.040 the different times of parents were involved in your lives. 1:06:43.400 --> 1:06:46.919 They were at work, the game were at three or two, three, 1:06:47.000 --> 1:06:51.200 after school, four o'clock. But I don't want to talk 1:06:51.240 --> 1:06:53.200 too much about this, but I used to live across 1:06:53.200 --> 1:06:55.280 the street from the park. Bro, all right, and I 1:06:55.360 --> 1:06:58.160 talk about it my special My dad even go. My 1:06:58.240 --> 1:07:00.760 dad even tried to open a window to watch me play. 1:07:01.240 --> 1:07:05.000 But I can't back at the puncher, get the punchs. 1:07:07.800 --> 1:07:09.920 So like he was just like, you want a perfection, 1:07:10.040 --> 1:07:12.840 So he didn't. He didn't watch my game. So he 1:07:12.920 --> 1:07:15.920 took his clothes off and he started running the base's 1:07:15.960 --> 1:07:18.360 like this, bro, Like he didn't he hit a home run. 1:07:18.960 --> 1:07:22.640 He was yelling free, free, and his penis kept hitting 1:07:22.720 --> 1:07:28.600 his face. He'll be like free, free free, you know 1:07:29.400 --> 1:07:33.040 wait wait wait wait wait? So who stopped him? Oh man, 1:07:33.160 --> 1:07:38.160 not us, we're too little. Yeah, the umpire said, get out. 1:07:38.400 --> 1:07:41.800 He injected her. He ejected him. All the all the 1:07:41.920 --> 1:07:45.560 coaches that were there grabbed him, and they who grabbed 1:07:45.600 --> 1:07:47.920 him by the penis nobody, Bro, they didn't even call 1:07:47.960 --> 1:07:50.400 the cops. They did, they did, they did it, then 1:07:50.440 --> 1:07:52.479 they call the cops. They just I think they wrapped 1:07:52.520 --> 1:07:54.160 them with a blacket and tied them up. I don't 1:07:54.160 --> 1:07:56.320 know what they did, or took him away from the game, 1:07:56.400 --> 1:08:03.600 bro and grabbed his clothes. But now something like that, dude, ship, 1:08:04.240 --> 1:08:08.760 I think they'll close the park. But yeah, nobody talked 1:08:08.760 --> 1:08:11.680 to us and said, listen, guys, that right there is 1:08:11.720 --> 1:08:14.280 what happened when you do drugs. So what drugs was 1:08:14.320 --> 1:08:17.200 he doing? Do you think BCP the naked thing? When 1:08:17.200 --> 1:08:20.040 you get the story, so five, do to calm this 1:08:20.160 --> 1:08:23.600 guy down physically and imagine if it was if it 1:08:23.720 --> 1:08:25.800 was they were trying to punch him, he probably would 1:08:25.800 --> 1:08:28.760 have killed everybody's ass. Yeah, he probably would have left 1:08:28.800 --> 1:08:31.519 me about my ankles and started using swinging me around 1:08:31.560 --> 1:08:34.240 to kill people. Unlimited stamina, unlimited strength. Bro. 1:08:34.479 --> 1:08:36.400 That's why when I think of the Americans when they 1:08:36.400 --> 1:08:38.719 would go fight in Vietnam, they were given those who. 1:08:38.680 --> 1:08:41.439 Was like math and all types of ship the Nazis had. 1:08:42.040 --> 1:08:44.040 The Nazis had Hitler. Did you see Hitler at the 1:08:44.040 --> 1:08:48.840 Olympics tweaking the theory the blitz came from, right, it 1:08:48.920 --> 1:08:51.439 was came from the war because I don't know how 1:08:51.479 --> 1:08:54.960 old Hitler is when he was when he was the 1:08:55.120 --> 1:08:58.280 leader of the of the Nazi Party, but he was 1:08:58.320 --> 1:09:01.120 in the forties. I know he did. He used some 1:09:01.240 --> 1:09:03.840 kind of stymbulant, some kind of drug to keep his 1:09:04.080 --> 1:09:08.360 arm high. Forty three he was forty three, Bro, Bro, 1:09:08.640 --> 1:09:13.680 how long can you keep your arm like this? Not 1:09:13.800 --> 1:09:18.000 that high high Hitler? You know? So, so he would 1:09:18.120 --> 1:09:20.880 he would take drugs to keep his arm like this 1:09:21.040 --> 1:09:25.920 through the whole fucking parade forever, bro, And that without 1:09:25.960 --> 1:09:28.439 moving like this. If it's just tweaking like this, strength 1:09:28.520 --> 1:09:30.240 of power, no, never tweak, just do it like this 1:09:30.400 --> 1:09:32.880 because he was on drugs. But every once in a while, 1:09:32.880 --> 1:09:35.800 I'm not you will see him, you know, greet people. 1:09:35.840 --> 1:09:37.320 And I'm pretty sure Hamilt that he would just give 1:09:37.360 --> 1:09:45.120 hell Hitler right. How do you feel about Muslim I 1:09:45.160 --> 1:09:48.839 don't know, brother, just a religion. I'm Christian, I'm Catholic 1:09:49.560 --> 1:09:52.479 right there, But you're Christian or you're Catholic. I'm Catholic 1:09:52.600 --> 1:09:54.240 or Catholic, but I'm going to church you anymore. But 1:09:54.439 --> 1:09:56.000 I know a lot of Muslim Bro, And I know 1:09:56.120 --> 1:09:59.200 the religion, I know the facts. I know that it 1:09:59.320 --> 1:10:02.960 all comes from the same story, Bro, that's just different variations. 1:10:03.080 --> 1:10:06.720 Like if you look at the Virgin Mary and Jesus right, 1:10:07.360 --> 1:10:11.559 that come from an old story from Egypt where where 1:10:11.560 --> 1:10:14.360 they have their own Jesus from back or no religion 1:10:14.680 --> 1:10:17.680 and there's no married too. Let me tell you, man, 1:10:17.760 --> 1:10:21.920 she doesn't like no Karen and Jesus Christ is not 1:10:22.600 --> 1:10:25.599 blue eyes either. I don't know that was but one 1:10:25.760 --> 1:10:28.800 some religions that just makes you wonder, man, Like I'm 1:10:28.800 --> 1:10:31.800 not going to get Mormons, you know, but they believe 1:10:31.800 --> 1:10:36.559 that Jesus walked in America. Oh I didn't know that. Yes, 1:10:36.720 --> 1:10:39.120 the food, the food said the food America said it 1:10:39.160 --> 1:10:43.240 to him. Bro, me too, because I just know the 1:10:43.320 --> 1:10:52.560 South Park part, I know. I'm really just I just 1:10:52.720 --> 1:10:55.080 watched South Park. It has to be the greatest of 1:10:55.200 --> 1:10:55.840 all time. Yeah. 1:10:55.840 --> 1:10:59.280 I just watched the episode of where the priests and histories, 1:11:00.080 --> 1:11:02.600 the priest and butters get really close and they just 1:11:02.640 --> 1:11:04.519 start kicking it and everyone's like, Yo, what the fuck 1:11:04.680 --> 1:11:05.080 is going on? 1:11:05.880 --> 1:11:09.519 And now my favorite ship is it was when Eric Well. 1:11:09.720 --> 1:11:11.760 I have a couple of favorite episodes. One of the 1:11:11.800 --> 1:11:16.040 oneses A looted to heaven, allowed to heaven so they 1:11:16.080 --> 1:11:20.320 can get caught Kenny, right. But but but the whole country, 1:11:20.360 --> 1:11:22.040 the whole time things is because they missed Kenny. But 1:11:22.080 --> 1:11:25.519 they know is that Kenny died with the ticket? Yeah 1:11:26.200 --> 1:11:33.880 that one, uh for Costa. I love chicken skin, bro Yo, 1:11:36.920 --> 1:11:41.000 I did, bro one time I did take the he 1:11:41.080 --> 1:11:43.880 were locked in. He was locked in. I love boiler 1:11:43.960 --> 1:11:49.519 local chicken skin like I just it was the last time, bro, 1:11:49.720 --> 1:11:51.479 just chickensk the last time. And you went and I 1:11:51.640 --> 1:11:54.760 just got a thigh, Remember, dude, I ate that ship. 1:11:54.800 --> 1:11:57.320 And I was like, this is fucking delicious. Dog. I 1:11:57.360 --> 1:11:59.960 ain't gonna lie for I'm needing more. I'm boiled come back. 1:12:00.000 --> 1:12:02.400 I don't know, really I didn't. I didn't really. I 1:12:02.479 --> 1:12:04.200 wasn't really working with their girl chicken. Their freight chicken 1:12:04.280 --> 1:12:05.360 was far but I didn't even like to grow. 1:12:05.479 --> 1:12:09.759 Yeah, so it's good with it. But and the Midja 1:12:09.800 --> 1:12:12.280 one what oh and and was the Gulf from the 1:12:12.280 --> 1:12:13.120 World of war Craft one. 1:12:13.160 --> 1:12:16.639 But the Midja one, he's just laughing like words, They're 1:12:16.720 --> 1:12:19.920 like bully the bro him fighting a midge. It is 1:12:19.960 --> 1:12:22.960 the funniest ship ever. Like Eric Carmon just sees the 1:12:23.000 --> 1:12:25.760 small person and just starts laughing. Is the funniest. You 1:12:25.760 --> 1:12:29.439 can't say, minche, Yeah you can't. It's a derogatory term 1:12:31.000 --> 1:12:37.559 around fucking with the great word little person. Yeah, that's 1:12:37.560 --> 1:12:41.320 the correct word. That's the politically correct word for. Do 1:12:41.400 --> 1:12:46.519 you know any little people? Yeah, Tom fucking bad way 1:12:47.640 --> 1:12:50.160 is different to yours. Yeah, the little small person, I 1:12:50.200 --> 1:12:55.080 think it's I think he's hilarious. It's funny. I went 1:12:55.160 --> 1:12:58.760 to a little person wedding, bro, like, I know where 1:12:58.760 --> 1:13:02.760 you're going with these go ahead, go ahead? No I did, 1:13:02.880 --> 1:13:05.599 I went, I went a little was the reception small? 1:13:09.720 --> 1:13:13.560 That was a small gathering of his family. It was 1:13:13.640 --> 1:13:17.000 in a man He lives there in Naple Valley. It 1:13:17.040 --> 1:13:19.600 was in Napa Valley, so were the Was there a 1:13:19.640 --> 1:13:22.680 lot of little people there? No, just just the only 1:13:23.120 --> 1:13:27.000 he had His sister was a little person. And that's 1:13:27.400 --> 1:13:29.920 he had a twin sister, a little person. I think 1:13:30.160 --> 1:13:32.920 if I'm getting wrong, I'm wrong. Sorry. And his his 1:13:33.240 --> 1:13:38.920 wife grew up in Monterey Park on Hamborough was chortlast bro. 1:13:39.040 --> 1:13:42.120 She's a Chinese lady. And they met a little at 1:13:42.160 --> 1:13:45.320 a little person convention. Oh so she was little as well. Yeah, 1:13:46.240 --> 1:13:50.040 so was there from park at the wedding? No, but 1:13:50.240 --> 1:13:52.639 she's from Honerray Park. But she grew up with nothing 1:13:52.680 --> 1:13:54.559 but cho lass like they was the one that had 1:13:54.600 --> 1:13:57.280 her back. But she's a Chinese woman and she lives 1:13:57.320 --> 1:14:00.439 in crazy. Man, how's a portion of food that little 1:14:00.479 --> 1:14:06.960 person's wedding? I don't know my finger food. Everything's appetizing. 1:14:07.080 --> 1:14:09.720 Only that was a good man there they were. They 1:14:09.760 --> 1:14:14.680 were very hardcore Christian, so it was a very Christian wedding. Man. 1:14:15.840 --> 1:14:17.519 I mean, I love, I love. I haven't been to 1:14:17.560 --> 1:14:24.840 a wedding and I I can't wait. 1:14:24.880 --> 1:14:26.240 I ja CARDI gets married because I want to go 1:14:26.280 --> 1:14:30.639 to a Muslim wedding because the product that the Muslim Yeah, 1:14:31.120 --> 1:14:32.840 we're gonna have to wait till after his parentsly for 1:14:32.960 --> 1:14:35.479 us to get really blacked out hammered, because no, I 1:14:35.520 --> 1:14:36.040 think I have to. 1:14:36.320 --> 1:14:38.000 Like my cousin. My cousin just had a wedding that 1:14:38.080 --> 1:14:40.559 who had two? I had one for like the Muslims 1:14:40.560 --> 1:14:45.120 and then for the homies. What Muslim? Are you regular? Regular? 1:14:45.280 --> 1:14:50.880 Not like Sunnie Sunni or happy Wait? What the fucking Sunni? There? 1:14:51.160 --> 1:14:54.719 Different when there's sunny So like Iran, Iran. Most Iranians 1:14:54.760 --> 1:14:58.360 are she yea more than the one you gotta wear 1:14:58.520 --> 1:15:04.400 like the traditional cover yourself up. That's that's not the woman. Yeah, 1:15:04.479 --> 1:15:06.840 that's so you are share your mom covers us up. Yeah, 1:15:06.840 --> 1:15:09.200 we're just jobs. She's not pulling the cobbed out. Yeah, 1:15:09.640 --> 1:15:12.800 but that's that's And it's just like most religion, his 1:15:13.000 --> 1:15:16.599 his version of his secular They could do whatever they want. 1:15:17.280 --> 1:15:19.840 They want to cover you, cover up, nobody judging you. 1:15:20.360 --> 1:15:22.840 Oh so you're like the most westernized with his religion 1:15:22.880 --> 1:15:27.080 is the same. He's the same as Saddam Hussein, who 1:15:27.160 --> 1:15:30.600 were he the he's the Sunni, right, So I had 1:15:30.640 --> 1:15:33.760 a joke about it, bro, what is wrong with you? 1:15:34.040 --> 1:15:40.800 Bring this thing? It's on the third four it's it's 1:15:40.800 --> 1:15:43.080 like a sign bag. I had a joke about it 1:15:43.160 --> 1:15:47.880 because sad who say is sunny? Right? And Jacardi you're Sunni? 1:15:48.040 --> 1:15:50.599 I guess so thanks for comparing me to the worst 1:15:50.600 --> 1:15:54.360 people in there. Hoppy right. It was happy. But when 1:15:54.400 --> 1:15:58.160 he was when he was taken out by the government, 1:15:58.280 --> 1:16:00.400 you know, when they found him and they put him 1:16:00.439 --> 1:16:02.800 to death. They hung that, they hung him, right, oh, 1:16:02.920 --> 1:16:05.680 ship they hung him. That's on YouTube and who hung 1:16:05.760 --> 1:16:07.639 and we did so I wrote a joke. I said 1:16:07.760 --> 1:16:10.040 they did so. Don was saying, well, the put to 1:16:10.120 --> 1:16:19.519 death today the shiats they didn't give a hiat Hey 1:16:19.640 --> 1:16:25.639 that I didn't know, joke, Broy. I didn't know. There's 1:16:25.720 --> 1:16:29.760 different types of they pray different When I did the joke, bro, 1:16:29.960 --> 1:16:32.160 I said that she as they didn't give a at 1:16:32.720 --> 1:16:35.840 and like only like ten people laugh at the crowd. Okay, 1:16:36.280 --> 1:16:41.719 that joke was too soon. Me. I'm gonna be honest. 1:16:41.800 --> 1:16:43.720 If I didn't know the religion part of it, I 1:16:43.800 --> 1:16:48.200 would have not understood that joke exactly. Nobody, nobody something. 1:16:48.240 --> 1:16:51.479 You're gonna give jokes for yourselves. Have you have you heard? 1:16:51.840 --> 1:16:54.400 Have you heard that it's it's a close the door 1:16:54.400 --> 1:16:55.920 and tell him that she got tolam it's not working. 1:16:56.000 --> 1:16:57.880 Just close the door, just so you have you heard? 1:16:57.960 --> 1:17:01.679 Have you heard them about his children? The horrible right, dude? 1:17:01.720 --> 1:17:04.320 They players these foods were like the worst people in 1:17:04.400 --> 1:17:06.479 the fucking world. Dogs. Oh, you were kind of telling 1:17:06.520 --> 1:17:08.320 me about it, like, hey, search up, search up. I 1:17:08.400 --> 1:17:13.120 think his son's name is Cartel kids. Yeah, so search up, 1:17:13.120 --> 1:17:15.679 search up? Like what bad things did they do? Search 1:17:15.720 --> 1:17:20.000 out up? And who? Uh oh no, no, no, star up, 1:17:20.120 --> 1:17:26.200 sad down. Hussein's children these things. They were like killing 1:17:26.240 --> 1:17:28.559 their homies like all the time because you could. You're 1:17:28.640 --> 1:17:31.200 the power you have you can do anything. Dog. 1:17:31.800 --> 1:17:34.240 But like, this isn't like rapper power, This isn't like 1:17:34.280 --> 1:17:37.519 famous you your father is a fucking dictator. 1:17:37.640 --> 1:17:40.080 Yeah, bro that one will have parties, and that you 1:17:40.120 --> 1:17:42.840 have and that you're having parties. And then at the 1:17:42.960 --> 1:17:45.200 before everybody leaves, you tell us that some of the guest, 1:17:45.200 --> 1:17:46.880 I'm gonna have to stay with your wife. Your wife 1:17:46.920 --> 1:17:49.920 and your wife, what are you gonna say. You're gonna 1:17:49.920 --> 1:17:51.479 say no, You're gonna say no you want to die? 1:17:52.040 --> 1:17:55.559 No you're not, now you're not. But then how you're 1:17:55.640 --> 1:17:59.560 killed or something? At that general right, which one the 1:17:59.680 --> 1:18:01.320 one that you want to see with his wife? And 1:18:01.360 --> 1:18:04.120 I generally said hell or no? Oh the mark as 1:18:04.280 --> 1:18:07.840 bro so. And then you take me to tell your 1:18:07.840 --> 1:18:10.240 wife like you gotta go fuck this food. Yeah, you 1:18:10.280 --> 1:18:12.920 don't know if you want too? Do you want to live? 1:18:13.160 --> 1:18:14.519 You know what I'm saying. It's like back in the day, 1:18:14.680 --> 1:18:16.680 back in the day, during medieval times, if you were 1:18:16.800 --> 1:18:18.200 king like you were Mohomi. 1:18:18.240 --> 1:18:19.600 Let's say you're Mohammy and they have a show on 1:18:19.680 --> 1:18:22.160 this is called The Great. If I'm king Fu, I'm 1:18:22.160 --> 1:18:24.639 gonna just walk around for I could fuck anything. Dog 1:18:25.320 --> 1:18:27.680 fucking tell you. I can tell you your wife. Have 1:18:27.760 --> 1:18:31.720 her in the room ten minutes, Papa. So I'm gonna 1:18:31.720 --> 1:18:33.280 fuck the ship out her. She's gonna go right there, 1:18:33.320 --> 1:18:36.240 fuck the ship out of you. But she can't say 1:18:36.320 --> 1:18:39.200 no foo, I'm king fu. Like that's why it was 1:18:39.240 --> 1:18:41.320 so bad back in the day. It was a power 1:18:41.439 --> 1:18:45.519 hungry let the king controlled everything. Like like if you 1:18:45.560 --> 1:18:49.080 were like, you're the guy that controls the horses, but you. 1:18:49.200 --> 1:18:51.080 Want to fall in love with a lady that cooks 1:18:51.120 --> 1:18:53.360 the meals, You're gonna ask the king first day. 1:18:54.560 --> 1:18:58.719 Okay, so it says who says is atrocities torture of athletes. 1:18:58.960 --> 1:19:03.120 He directed IRA Olympic Committee and national soccer team jailing, 1:19:03.240 --> 1:19:07.720 beating and torturing athletes with devices like iron nails in 1:19:07.840 --> 1:19:08.840 their boots type ship. 1:19:10.360 --> 1:19:11.960 Damn you know what I'm saying. Full least thods are 1:19:11.960 --> 1:19:18.439 statistic people worse than my mom. Can I ask you 1:19:18.520 --> 1:19:19.800 what was the crazy ship you've done while you were 1:19:19.840 --> 1:19:24.000 high on crack or the room service and not for 1:19:24.360 --> 1:19:28.200 a spoon and baking soda so you can smoke it 1:19:29.960 --> 1:19:33.479 to make it and then smoke it. My nose was bleeding. 1:19:33.479 --> 1:19:37.720 I couldn't take no more. Damn, my dad will go 1:19:37.760 --> 1:19:39.800 to a hospital. Is still a needle, but I want 1:19:39.800 --> 1:19:42.600 to go to a hospital. How do you? How do 1:19:42.640 --> 1:19:45.720 you you've you've stolen the needle from no, no, just 1:19:45.760 --> 1:19:47.800 saying like, what are we gonna do? Oh? Yeah, fox, 1:19:48.040 --> 1:19:52.439 I guess not injected. I don't know how killed myself? 1:19:52.680 --> 1:19:54.400 Do you do you stay up when you're on crack, 1:19:54.520 --> 1:19:57.680 like like yeah, yeah, times at the time, it's like 1:19:57.840 --> 1:20:02.040 it's just it's upper So yeah, five days and the 1:20:02.120 --> 1:20:04.360 most and you're not eating. You're not eating within these 1:20:04.360 --> 1:20:04.800 five days. 1:20:05.400 --> 1:20:08.400 I'm on the slim crack diet. I got two hundred 1:20:08.400 --> 1:20:12.240 pounds in a beautiful family in one week. The fuck 1:20:16.240 --> 1:20:19.880 call me now one eight hundred meet me in the corner. 1:20:22.120 --> 1:20:23.519 How did you? How did you even get into it 1:20:25.520 --> 1:20:28.280 when you were obviously when you were doing it, probably 1:20:28.520 --> 1:20:32.800 I think I just got bored real ship. Yeah, like 1:20:32.840 --> 1:20:35.600 one day you were just like fucking what's up? Was 1:20:35.640 --> 1:20:38.639 it like? Graduating from cocaine to that no doing no drugs? 1:20:39.520 --> 1:20:42.120 You went straight to cry what the fuck for. I 1:20:42.240 --> 1:20:43.960 was just drinking. That was like I was. I was 1:20:44.040 --> 1:20:46.840 not baby pot at all. Oh, I know what it 1:20:46.960 --> 1:20:49.000 is for. You got phomo because you're fell a sleep, 1:20:49.520 --> 1:20:51.479 so you're like, let me just do cracking. My brother 1:20:51.680 --> 1:20:54.760 was all kind of depressed at the time because my 1:20:54.800 --> 1:20:57.280 brother just got it shot and I broke it up 1:20:57.320 --> 1:21:00.160 my baby mama. So I was like hard time, hard 1:21:00.240 --> 1:21:03.640 times man. So I was at a house where the 1:21:03.720 --> 1:21:06.640 guy was already doing it, and he goes, man, when 1:21:06.680 --> 1:21:08.960 that when that thing cools off, let me try it. 1:21:09.560 --> 1:21:12.200 Because he was he was He didn't have a regular pipe. 1:21:12.240 --> 1:21:15.200 I guess he was smoking out of an apple. What 1:21:15.240 --> 1:21:17.760 the fun was a mechanic, so he had one of 1:21:17.800 --> 1:21:21.840 those ratchets, you know, like the oh yeah, so you 1:21:21.880 --> 1:21:25.960 get put a carburetor there and did it. Don't do it? Kids, 1:21:27.680 --> 1:21:30.640 I really bad. I can't believe you went straight to 1:21:30.720 --> 1:21:32.599 that like after like, yeah, I like you went straight 1:21:32.680 --> 1:21:35.000 to crack because because I feel like you built up 1:21:35.040 --> 1:21:36.720 I feel like my dad definitely do. 1:21:37.640 --> 1:21:39.960 My dad went from weed to coke and then probably 1:21:40.680 --> 1:21:43.280 to matt I think my dad script the crack party 1:21:43.320 --> 1:21:44.519 just went straight to crystal meth. 1:21:48.360 --> 1:21:51.800 My dad's here he's home. That wouldn't do drugs. No. 1:21:53.160 --> 1:21:56.760 History ended with Man, I got home and that was there. 1:21:59.720 --> 1:22:02.559 I don't. I don't my brother. I never like got 1:22:03.040 --> 1:22:05.479 I quit. You know if I stop, I quit and 1:22:05.520 --> 1:22:07.800 I will get back quit. But I haven't done this. 1:22:07.880 --> 1:22:10.360 I haven't done stuff like that. And since two thousand 1:22:10.400 --> 1:22:13.280 and nine was give it up for bro also now 1:22:14.400 --> 1:22:17.840 also now just st Yeah, because because you burnt even 1:22:17.920 --> 1:22:22.640 drink all substituted it with veganism. You're vegan. Yeah, the 1:22:22.720 --> 1:22:24.559 worst I ever deal with tea two eggs the other 1:22:24.680 --> 1:22:29.360 day a while back. Ah, you eggs. You can't be 1:22:29.520 --> 1:22:32.200 vegain eating any because these your vegan powers. And I'm 1:22:32.200 --> 1:22:35.720 a tearing now, I guess why did you eat two eggs? 1:22:35.760 --> 1:22:39.559 There were no fucking I was hungry, dude, and I said, 1:22:40.320 --> 1:22:47.200 I looked around man, and I got the I got 1:22:47.240 --> 1:22:51.439 the panda, cleaned it up, put some oil. Let the 1:22:51.560 --> 1:22:56.599 oil cook. Then I put some butter too. I cracked 1:22:56.640 --> 1:23:00.920 three eggs. Then I saw on YouTube to pan Now, yeah, 1:23:00.960 --> 1:23:06.599 a little water and its closed it and I flipped 1:23:06.600 --> 1:23:09.280 them over, bro, and I got one of those giant 1:23:09.640 --> 1:23:15.519 flower tortillas and she made a great peal on it. Bro, 1:23:15.600 --> 1:23:17.360 and I hate it the way the hummer is. Bro 1:23:21.720 --> 1:23:25.880 loves hummers. I fucking love me too, Bro flavor brod, 1:23:26.360 --> 1:23:30.400 I never had it. Do you think hummus just comes 1:23:30.479 --> 1:23:34.320 with bro? There's flavors, garlic, halopenio. What is that? There's like, 1:23:34.439 --> 1:23:36.519 I'm not a fan of their food. It's not my thing. 1:23:37.080 --> 1:23:39.280 You're a fan of him, bro, Yeah, fucking hummus isn't 1:23:39.280 --> 1:23:42.439 even my food, you dumb bitch. You're all the same thing. 1:23:42.439 --> 1:23:45.720 And it looks like you're obviously a fan of food. No, no, no, no, no, 1:23:46.000 --> 1:23:50.000 I'm not free fried beans. Yes, like, get the funk 1:23:50.040 --> 1:23:53.320 out of here. But if we all this don't taste 1:23:53.320 --> 1:23:55.880 like fucking hummos, No hummas looks like throw you like 1:23:56.000 --> 1:23:58.360 gar bombs of beans. He doesn't even know what that is. 1:23:58.800 --> 1:24:01.280 He's on culture. He probably had them, your mom probably 1:24:01.320 --> 1:24:03.080 made them, and you ate it because you have to 1:24:03.160 --> 1:24:06.120 eat it. But the kid, I never like our bonzo beans. 1:24:06.160 --> 1:24:08.280 They're like, they're like this round and they put them 1:24:08.320 --> 1:24:11.040 in a soup. All they do is really just blend 1:24:11.080 --> 1:24:13.200 the funk out of it. I think the Nazi should 1:24:13.439 --> 1:24:14.800 as a kid was I think we talked about it 1:24:14.800 --> 1:24:20.000 and somebody, oh no, that's bad too. What is punkin bro? 1:24:20.120 --> 1:24:26.880 But green? Punkin green? One me chayote bro Oh. So, 1:24:27.120 --> 1:24:29.960 now that you're vegan, what's your favorite vegan food? Pizza Steel, 1:24:30.680 --> 1:24:35.800 Prince Street shout vegan flavor? You like Prince Street? I 1:24:35.880 --> 1:24:37.680 love Friend Street. I used to. I used to work 1:24:37.680 --> 1:24:39.200 by there, so I used to get that all the time. 1:24:39.280 --> 1:24:41.800 My mama will make a corsido, make a stew with 1:24:42.040 --> 1:24:44.320 beef and potato and everything, and then put that thing 1:24:44.360 --> 1:24:46.360 in there, bro and like that and that's your ruin 1:24:46.479 --> 1:24:49.280 homeo Oh yeah, man, it's like a like a pair 1:24:49.280 --> 1:24:53.800 of makes with a potato bro cha yota oh man. 1:24:53.880 --> 1:25:00.200 Also man, but paia bro Oh? Really, I like you 1:25:00.560 --> 1:25:04.200 like papya bro like you know, I don't. I don't. 1:25:04.560 --> 1:25:11.800 I used to have papaya soap. You lost that was 1:25:11.800 --> 1:25:15.400 supposed to like help your skin or some ship's. Also, 1:25:15.640 --> 1:25:18.719 if you have heartburn, like a heartburn and there's nothing 1:25:18.760 --> 1:25:22.519 around dry papaya works. How do you drive, papa? How 1:25:22.560 --> 1:25:25.479 do you know? Because my wife is she was raised vegan. 1:25:26.840 --> 1:25:30.400 Wait wait, damn, imagine not having a choice. Imagine dude 1:25:31.640 --> 1:25:34.280 on the road with the comics. Do you do they 1:25:34.320 --> 1:25:38.040 go in on their own yeah, man, like mar on them, 1:25:38.160 --> 1:25:39.600 do we on the roll or something? They will with 1:25:39.680 --> 1:25:42.960 me if I'm treating. Yeah, but that's tough because you know, 1:25:43.120 --> 1:25:47.479 like it's easier to find regular food vegan food, like 1:25:47.600 --> 1:25:52.719 a big cities bro, like the best place Philadelphia, man, Man, 1:25:53.120 --> 1:25:55.599 a lot of vegan food. What kinds of vegan food 1:25:55.600 --> 1:25:59.320 we're talking about? Like they have Billy Philadelphia cheese tapes 1:25:59.360 --> 1:26:01.960 over there, but there's a restaurant that makes it vegan 1:26:02.160 --> 1:26:06.120 and it tastes the same way. Yeah, Also veg City, 1:26:06.320 --> 1:26:08.320 all other comics that are wi they're also eating vegan 1:26:08.320 --> 1:26:08.920 food sometimes. 1:26:09.240 --> 1:26:12.559 Yeah, I like there's a tie like Asian food. Sometimes 1:26:12.600 --> 1:26:14.760 there's a lot of vegan those. They have a tie 1:26:14.840 --> 1:26:17.240 full vegan spot. It's like by the Beverly Center. That's 1:26:17.240 --> 1:26:18.080 it's a fucking crack. 1:26:18.280 --> 1:26:23.519 Like Fort Worth, Texas. There's a restaurant called Love for 1:26:24.080 --> 1:26:28.040 Forward Spiral Diner and rightfter they have nachos that are vegan, 1:26:28.640 --> 1:26:30.960 but they have flavors of nachos that have never seen 1:26:31.200 --> 1:26:35.320 even in regular meat. Like they make buffalo notch buffalo 1:26:35.439 --> 1:26:38.840 chicken nachos. Man, Oh that's not fucking right now, tell 1:26:38.840 --> 1:26:42.240 you man, it's but it's vegan vegan. It's fucking chips, 1:26:43.080 --> 1:26:46.439 A shipload of chicken nuggets cut up. They are all 1:26:46.760 --> 1:26:51.439 dipped in buffalo on top, right, and then they do 1:26:51.600 --> 1:26:54.680 the blue cheese dressing and they make sure not to 1:26:54.720 --> 1:26:57.000 put blue cheese chunks in it, and they pour it 1:26:57.120 --> 1:26:59.479 over it, and then they put all the other stuff 1:26:59.479 --> 1:27:02.400 like nachos around it. Then they poured like the fake cheese. 1:27:03.120 --> 1:27:05.160 But if you built with real cheese, same ship dogs, 1:27:05.240 --> 1:27:08.920 it's good. What the bomb bro, little carrots around it 1:27:08.960 --> 1:27:14.600 and onions. Define, that's my chicken, like good chicken. Was 1:27:14.760 --> 1:27:18.360 in Black Vegas after a show number when one oh man, 1:27:18.360 --> 1:27:22.360 I don't know two thousand and seven, no way about 1:27:22.439 --> 1:27:25.600 two nine yeah, because my wife and I were with 1:27:25.880 --> 1:27:28.800 this comedian from lat Vegas. He's a cool guy to 1:27:28.880 --> 1:27:32.559 hang out with DS Mackie, and I thought about want 1:27:32.600 --> 1:27:36.160 to eat like Loco and I know the spot dog, 1:27:36.320 --> 1:27:38.160 I know the spot, and I thought I was gonna 1:27:38.160 --> 1:27:40.800 take me too, Loco. No fool. He took me to 1:27:40.880 --> 1:27:43.120 this place in the Vegas and then in the hood 1:27:44.320 --> 1:27:49.920 and they have there and they have home, the home Deeple. 1:27:50.120 --> 1:27:55.280 But the home Deeple they had it was I think 1:27:55.280 --> 1:28:01.240 it's called Yeah you go in cybroil hot. They were 1:28:01.320 --> 1:28:06.080 sizzling chicken roch and they got the order, the family 1:28:06.240 --> 1:28:09.240 order of two chickens cut up with rice and beans 1:28:09.240 --> 1:28:10.160 and floored tortillas. 1:28:10.479 --> 1:28:13.240 Oh hell yeah, what dude, I just literally mean the 1:28:13.280 --> 1:28:15.080 homy ray Mundo. We went to the Venice Beach and 1:28:15.120 --> 1:28:16.880 went a boyfriend. By the way, it's not my boyfriend 1:28:19.479 --> 1:28:20.599 want to Peruvian restaurant? 1:28:20.800 --> 1:28:23.000 Low key, we've been we've been doing a lot of 1:28:23.000 --> 1:28:25.200 ship together and it's kind of getting weird, but whatever, 1:28:25.600 --> 1:28:27.640 so we went. We went to restaurant. We gotta we 1:28:27.680 --> 1:28:31.160 got a whole chicken to We got a whole chicken 1:28:31.280 --> 1:28:34.760 then bro the way the way Peruvians make chicken bro 1:28:34.960 --> 1:28:39.559 fucking good as fuck. Dog. They don't have a lot 1:28:39.560 --> 1:28:41.479 of cuisines, but the cuisies they do have that are popular. 1:28:41.520 --> 1:28:44.920 They're really good. Do they cook the chicken like Haitians 1:28:45.000 --> 1:28:47.120 like you just know the bone and pull it out, 1:28:47.520 --> 1:28:50.200 oh type ship? Yeah, they cook it like on a 1:28:50.479 --> 1:28:54.680 on a rot. So we just goes it's sizzling, it's going. Yeah. 1:28:54.840 --> 1:28:57.879 Did you know that chicken restaurant, the Haitian chicken restaurant 1:28:58.040 --> 1:29:02.800 right there on on ten Haitian restaurant. It was like 1:29:03.360 --> 1:29:07.719 then Diamond Street, neighborhood on Temple and and fucking fuck, 1:29:09.200 --> 1:29:13.439 I don't think Temple and Glendale. In the corner by 1:29:13.479 --> 1:29:16.080 the by the by the gas is a shell gas station. 1:29:16.479 --> 1:29:21.599 That's a real POLR wash car. No Temple, Elvarado Temple, Yeah, 1:29:21.960 --> 1:29:24.360 right off the one on one the McDonald's is that. Yeah, 1:29:24.880 --> 1:29:26.840 I never know exactly what you're talking about. I never 1:29:27.200 --> 1:29:31.080 I know exactly where that's at, that burned down down Yeah, 1:29:31.280 --> 1:29:35.200 with the drawings and ship the first local life actually, 1:29:35.400 --> 1:29:36.960 oh no, no, is that the second one, because the 1:29:37.000 --> 1:29:39.320 first one on Alerrado by bye were you guys going 1:29:39.400 --> 1:29:41.960 right on your Yeah, that's weird, bro, I didn't know that. 1:29:42.000 --> 1:29:43.760 The aral now I'm thinking about it. They saw a 1:29:43.800 --> 1:29:47.720 shot little chicken in that area, the local and then 1:29:47.760 --> 1:29:51.240 there's that Haitian man right and then yeah, and then 1:29:51.320 --> 1:29:53.960 it got to the street. The fast food place was 1:29:54.120 --> 1:29:58.880 known for their weird chicken, cherioke or something. You went 1:29:58.960 --> 1:29:59.960 next to the hardware store. 1:30:00.920 --> 1:30:04.760 Oh, Bernie, Barnie, there we go the card of that 1:30:04.960 --> 1:30:07.600 Bernie's talking about that ship, bro. 1:30:08.200 --> 1:30:18.679 It's good that nobody can replicate the flavor of that chip. Chicken. 1:30:18.840 --> 1:30:22.240 I then choice to put over the fries. Foh, I've 1:30:22.280 --> 1:30:25.840 been breaching about. I want you to tell him how 1:30:25.920 --> 1:30:29.960 much was that? Play? Like nothing but three bucks? Old you? 1:30:30.200 --> 1:30:32.920 And then and then felipe the chili cheese fries five 1:30:33.000 --> 1:30:36.080 dollars a big as barie chi yellow chili. The guy 1:30:36.160 --> 1:30:37.479 come through me going to give you a whole bang 1:30:37.600 --> 1:30:39.599 like this. I think this is crazy. 1:30:39.680 --> 1:30:42.519 How this Bernie is, and and the and the and 1:30:42.560 --> 1:30:45.880 when the restaurant was outside, the restaurant was outside, and 1:30:45.960 --> 1:30:47.800 then you would funk it and what happened like the 1:30:48.479 --> 1:30:51.240 person just stopped like it just wanted to retire, retired, 1:30:51.280 --> 1:30:53.000 The kids went to college, whether they want to work there. 1:30:53.520 --> 1:30:57.240 It was crazy actually, but gosh for you, you know 1:30:57.280 --> 1:30:59.280 how bad it was. The benches that had hold and 1:30:59.320 --> 1:31:02.439 tagging from like nineties. Oh across the street, bro that 1:31:02.600 --> 1:31:05.040 that Tai restaurant. The motherfucker were gambling on the side. 1:31:05.200 --> 1:31:08.200 Guess what, guess what is there used to be a 1:31:08.240 --> 1:31:12.040 famous tig spot and gets where's that now? Benton? And 1:31:12.280 --> 1:31:14.840 and sun set next seventy eleven? Hey, they would all 1:31:14.880 --> 1:31:17.640 the employee were gathering the bag eat better food than us. 1:31:17.680 --> 1:31:20.920 Remember they were playing cards that's that that that that's 1:31:21.240 --> 1:31:23.439 one of the best seven seafood spot. It's called Bangkok. Damn. 1:31:23.800 --> 1:31:28.519 I'm so down to go get some. I'm fucking sorry. Really, yeah, 1:31:28.520 --> 1:31:32.320 I love, I love like. My favorite cuisines are Thai food, 1:31:32.400 --> 1:31:35.080 Korean food, and then Indonesian and then it's like America. 1:31:35.120 --> 1:31:37.120 So it's a place in city of terrorists, probably not 1:31:37.200 --> 1:31:40.000 city terrrists. It could be Linked Heights where they do chicken, 1:31:40.280 --> 1:31:44.080 but it's not like that. It's all red dinos. Oh, 1:31:44.680 --> 1:31:50.880 I love din Ple Flavor Barney. Yeah, but okay, I 1:31:50.920 --> 1:31:53.040 hate I hate the fact that I love the chicken. 1:31:53.080 --> 1:31:55.000 I love the chicken. It's no longer for me. Yeah, 1:31:55.360 --> 1:31:57.160 dinos used to be really good. I feel like I 1:31:57.240 --> 1:31:59.080 lost the love for it, for I've never been like 1:31:59.160 --> 1:32:02.200 a like I could change for people in that area. 1:32:02.280 --> 1:32:04.719 They love that number one. But like I always hated 1:32:04.720 --> 1:32:07.280 it when the fries would get on the juice would 1:32:07.320 --> 1:32:09.559 get on the fries and it would soggy. Well, well 1:32:09.640 --> 1:32:11.920 that's the point of that that plate. I don't like 1:32:12.040 --> 1:32:14.120 that ship. Yeah, but it's not you can't understand enough 1:32:14.120 --> 1:32:17.320 in the Swish America. Your bitch doesn't like it. Actually, 1:32:17.360 --> 1:32:19.560 I could order it without fries. No, no, if you 1:32:19.640 --> 1:32:21.880 go over there without the chicken bean that wet, Yeah, no, 1:32:22.000 --> 1:32:24.840 I could just because because because extra sauce on my rice. 1:32:25.400 --> 1:32:26.960 Like right there where you grew up, was that one 1:32:27.000 --> 1:32:30.080 of the spots before there used to be a place 1:32:30.120 --> 1:32:32.760 called Capitol Burgers, And it was like it was kind 1:32:32.800 --> 1:32:34.120 of like a spot where they would give you you 1:32:34.160 --> 1:32:36.080 would get fries and they flill up the whole bag 1:32:36.160 --> 1:32:38.840 with that. It used to be on Pico and like 1:32:40.560 --> 1:32:43.840 a little bit like a block after crunchhaf Oh, it 1:32:43.920 --> 1:32:47.160 was like a really famous spot on Yeah, right across 1:32:47.200 --> 1:32:47.599 you from there. 1:32:48.240 --> 1:32:51.360 Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's Dan, that's crazy. What was 1:32:51.400 --> 1:32:54.680 your what was your favorite chicken spot when you were vegan? Oh? 1:32:54.800 --> 1:32:58.080 But oh man, so many? Man, Yeah, I fucking love 1:32:58.160 --> 1:33:02.519 chicken food. I kn'fc churches, Bioneer, you have to be 1:33:02.640 --> 1:33:07.640 young now, bro, the fuck I want to it one 1:33:07.720 --> 1:33:10.960 time I was not used to it. I guess, well, 1:33:11.000 --> 1:33:13.200 you know what it is growing up eating good Bernie's 1:33:13.439 --> 1:33:15.840 Filipino chicken. You have a jolly beat and you're like, well, 1:33:15.840 --> 1:33:17.880 what the fuck is this Filipino chicken? Too? And then 1:33:18.800 --> 1:33:21.920 like Bernie Pops, I was thrown off by the house sweet. 1:33:21.960 --> 1:33:24.519 That ketchup was when a bit of chicken banana up 1:33:24.920 --> 1:33:29.400 I was thrown off. And I have friends that would 1:33:29.560 --> 1:33:34.840 make that soup that The pasta was a weenie already. Yeah. 1:33:35.240 --> 1:33:39.040 The spaghetti sweet, Yeah, I'm not a fan of sweet 1:33:39.479 --> 1:33:43.560 hot if that makes sense, like savory hobby. Yeah, I 1:33:43.720 --> 1:33:45.720 like like chicken. I want to take like chicken. I don't. 1:33:46.040 --> 1:33:49.320 Somebody would give you a meatball pasta. But that saw 1:33:49.439 --> 1:33:51.880 the Extra Suite, You're like, hell no, yeah, and after 1:33:52.200 --> 1:33:54.280 off it would taste like that saw. I taste like 1:33:54.360 --> 1:33:57.960 Pritt Street. You're like, nah, nah, even have to be 1:33:58.800 --> 1:34:00.840 you are you? Are? You find of up on your pizza. 1:34:01.560 --> 1:34:04.640 I always pick it out. I always take it. I 1:34:04.920 --> 1:34:07.360 like the pineapple flavor, but I'm not gonna chew on 1:34:07.400 --> 1:34:12.400 that pineapple. Mmm. I think the pizza and I take 1:34:12.400 --> 1:34:14.200 the pineapple out of it. You know what's crazy? We 1:34:14.360 --> 1:34:15.840 need it, you know it's crazy. One time, I remember 1:34:15.880 --> 1:34:18.160 I was a kid, they ordered pineapple pizza and I 1:34:18.240 --> 1:34:22.840 was mad. I was like, but my mom makesas and 1:34:22.920 --> 1:34:25.640 you know they put a big ass pineapple in it, 1:34:25.720 --> 1:34:27.599 and I would eat it. She's like, you're just fucking 1:34:27.640 --> 1:34:29.880 picking the children want to be mad at what inside 1:34:29.880 --> 1:34:35.479 of harmon? Well, I don't, I don't know if this 1:34:35.560 --> 1:34:41.479 is you know it by heart, go ahead and say it. Damn, 1:34:42.920 --> 1:34:47.960 that's it. That's right there at the president the listing. 1:34:48.080 --> 1:34:51.760 Everybody makes it different though. Okay, yeah, well it's it's 1:34:51.840 --> 1:34:55.280 a lot of stuff, right, mustiple times. Okay, I look 1:34:55.520 --> 1:35:02.040 look up Cuban sandwich Caretta, but look the Cuban sandwich 1:35:02.120 --> 1:35:07.439 like Coretta, Cuban sandwich. About this Coretta is l A 1:35:07.880 --> 1:35:14.120 c A R R E T t A like Carettaca. 1:35:17.680 --> 1:35:20.560 So you're there. That's a that's an original. That's a 1:35:20.640 --> 1:35:23.680 Cuban sandwich. Bro, the original Cuban sandwich. It's cut that way. 1:35:23.680 --> 1:35:27.800 It's only that. That's my bread. It's ham and cheese 1:35:27.840 --> 1:35:29.800 and pickles and mustard. That's it. I've always wanted to 1:35:29.840 --> 1:35:31.600 get one. But it's like fucking ham, you know. So 1:35:31.720 --> 1:35:35.600 that's something only that's a chicken sandwich. Right, So the 1:35:35.760 --> 1:35:39.519 the delicious Gobana sandwich your mom makes. I saw it 1:35:39.560 --> 1:35:42.719 was having a video, right, and then Cuban started commenting 1:35:42.800 --> 1:35:45.280 on that you're the one you you you ate. He 1:35:45.360 --> 1:35:55.920 goes to look total looking his sandwich because because your 1:35:56.000 --> 1:36:00.839 Cuban sandwich. You're talking about has ham, turkey, fucking burger, 1:36:00.920 --> 1:36:05.760 patty more bacon, cheese. But they're also simple because they're poor. Yeah, 1:36:06.040 --> 1:36:10.280 so the comment was that sandwich has ever. So that's 1:36:10.320 --> 1:36:12.719 that wich you because you do, you call Cuban sandwich 1:36:12.920 --> 1:36:19.839 making commos, we call it the common red. Everything Cuban 1:36:19.960 --> 1:36:23.759 neese right now is in that sandwich because they're commonist country. 1:36:23.760 --> 1:36:31.840 They're really porn ship. Yeah, trading bargo fucking your card always. 1:36:32.080 --> 1:36:34.880 We were talking about this your car, that's your stage name. 1:36:34.920 --> 1:36:37.439 That's not gonna say something. Yeah, it was your real name, 1:36:37.640 --> 1:36:42.960 umar Omar. Yeah, stick to your car, bro, Are you 1:36:43.080 --> 1:36:46.679 laughing so much? Bitch Omar Son fucking rob people's dobe 1:36:47.200 --> 1:36:51.840 and go hey, that was crazy how he was gay 1:36:51.920 --> 1:36:55.120 in the Wire? Yeah, man, it was a gay gangster Omar, 1:36:56.520 --> 1:36:58.840 Omar's coming, Omar's Coming, and who would walk around with 1:36:58.920 --> 1:37:02.000 a shotgun and then he would be whistling rob everybody. 1:37:02.200 --> 1:37:03.960 But he was his character was gay in the wire. 1:37:05.040 --> 1:37:07.439 It's kind of like the food from uh from from 1:37:07.520 --> 1:37:12.240 fucking from knoticles, the gay Toto Pancho definitely was just 1:37:12.320 --> 1:37:14.200 fucking a bunch of little boys. 1:37:14.200 --> 1:37:17.439 But he was a gangster. He was fucking little boys. 1:37:17.760 --> 1:37:19.720 Little boy but like like like young, but he liked 1:37:19.720 --> 1:37:24.439 them young tweeks. Yeah, yeah, like like like little right there, 1:37:25.640 --> 1:37:29.599 Yeah it is he's not like that. No more like that. Hey, 1:37:30.840 --> 1:37:32.320 you've been in the comic game for a long time. 1:37:32.600 --> 1:37:35.240 Whenever I'm around like older comics, I always hear stories 1:37:35.280 --> 1:37:38.040 about like how you were kind of all mean to 1:37:38.120 --> 1:37:39.760 each other. And then I heard a story about a 1:37:39.800 --> 1:37:41.840 certain comic that would send other comics to go get 1:37:41.880 --> 1:37:42.520 their groceries. 1:37:43.720 --> 1:37:51.639 Yeah, what's wrong with that? Get the fuck You are wrong, 1:37:52.720 --> 1:37:55.560 You're wrong, You're wrong. You ever had a food to 1:37:55.640 --> 1:37:59.000 push up so he could get some taste somebody? Sometimes 1:38:00.280 --> 1:38:01.880 I will do that. I don't care. I will do 1:38:01.920 --> 1:38:03.840 that for people. And then when I will get something 1:38:03.880 --> 1:38:05.680 out of it, like look, I will get to get 1:38:05.720 --> 1:38:08.360 like a milk. I was broke, so you would buy 1:38:08.439 --> 1:38:10.960 you would you would buy it? Yeah, So if the 1:38:11.040 --> 1:38:14.160 comedy had no money, I would say, man, if you 1:38:14.240 --> 1:38:16.840 want to man, I was gonna buy. I was gonna 1:38:16.840 --> 1:38:18.400 buy a orange juice and a loaf of break from 1:38:18.400 --> 1:38:21.280 my house. Okay, whatever you want, just bring it back 1:38:21.320 --> 1:38:27.000 to my house. But I wasn't like it wasn't. It 1:38:27.120 --> 1:38:29.360 was never like I don't know how the story shape, 1:38:29.400 --> 1:38:31.720 but it was never like, hey, motherfucker, you want to 1:38:31.760 --> 1:38:36.320 stay time, go fuck it, do groceries for me. We heard, 1:38:36.800 --> 1:38:39.040 we heard. That's when we heard it. I'm gonna say 1:38:39.040 --> 1:38:40.840 the comic and it I'm gonna beleep his name. Come 1:38:40.880 --> 1:38:44.680 on back. What's up you guys. I want to take 1:38:44.680 --> 1:38:47.120 you about Pro Club or No Club. Baby, this is 1:38:47.160 --> 1:38:47.559 a squad. 1:38:47.600 --> 1:38:49.280 You've been seeing me and Jakata work with them a lot, 1:38:49.400 --> 1:38:50.519 and they just put us some photos of me and 1:38:50.560 --> 1:38:52.960 Jakarada and the little videos we've seen them. 1:38:53.160 --> 1:38:55.640 Please go fuck with Pro Club. 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Put the link of my description. 1:39:24.240 --> 1:39:27.120 Find out how to win and get some free shipping 1:39:27.320 --> 1:39:29.080 right now, go to the link in my description. Shot 1:39:29.120 --> 1:39:31.679 out pro Club or no club. You know the fucking boys, baby, 1:39:32.080 --> 1:39:40.599 Oh that's what I'm talking about. The guy. Yeah, yeah, 1:39:41.120 --> 1:39:46.719 same guy I want. I don't know that dude didn't. 1:39:46.840 --> 1:39:48.800 I will drive him every I will go to his 1:39:48.920 --> 1:39:51.680 house and then I would get in his car and 1:39:51.840 --> 1:39:55.120 drive him bro drive him to the show and I 1:39:55.120 --> 1:39:57.360 will get a spot, and then at the end of 1:39:57.400 --> 1:40:00.720 the night, I will drive him back. That fool. I'll 1:40:00.720 --> 1:40:05.040 get this and go to home. Oh okay. Yeah. From 1:40:05.080 --> 1:40:07.080 when I heard, I was like, oh, ship, that's so 1:40:07.240 --> 1:40:11.439 fucking crazy. And when this other comedian bro that they 1:40:11.479 --> 1:40:15.519 were cutting on someone another comedian's grass watching his kids 1:40:16.640 --> 1:40:19.200 not get the fuck out of here. Yeah not me. 1:40:20.520 --> 1:40:25.400 I got my own kids. I don't watch, so you 1:40:25.479 --> 1:40:27.800 no look. And then I was and then we caught Jay. 1:40:27.840 --> 1:40:29.960 I caught Jerry in Aston and I was like, and 1:40:30.040 --> 1:40:31.960 Jerry was like sometimes there were push ups or like 1:40:32.640 --> 1:40:35.280 or one time, one time, one time, my greenment was packed, 1:40:35.720 --> 1:40:38.439 my greement was packed with a bunch of other comics right, 1:40:39.040 --> 1:40:41.439 and then Jerry was like Jerry was like, it's crazy 1:40:41.520 --> 1:40:43.600 to see the times change, because like back then, like 1:40:43.720 --> 1:40:44.000 if you. 1:40:44.040 --> 1:40:46.240 Were like maybe maybe the future, but if you were 1:40:46.360 --> 1:40:48.439 just opening food, you couldn't even be in the green room. 1:40:50.160 --> 1:40:52.120 I think that's why when we were in San Francisco, 1:40:52.520 --> 1:40:54.840 the comedian food, he was like he stayed downstairs, and 1:40:54.840 --> 1:40:56.479 You're like, well you could come upstairs, you could eat 1:40:56.560 --> 1:40:57.680 and get some snacks, like. 1:40:57.680 --> 1:40:59.439 You were being all the nice. And I remember last 1:40:59.439 --> 1:41:02.200 time when we were and I think we're staff from again. Uh, 1:41:02.400 --> 1:41:04.200 the comedians in the green room and these fools were 1:41:04.240 --> 1:41:06.160 like this, and then you were like do you foods 1:41:06.160 --> 1:41:10.760 want to eat or something? Yet, like are you sure? 1:41:10.760 --> 1:41:12.320 Are you sure? They're like yeah, they're like they're like 1:41:12.360 --> 1:41:14.320 they're like oh no. One of them asks me like, hey, brother, 1:41:14.360 --> 1:41:18.120 can I get a water? There's fucking seventy water there 1:41:18.840 --> 1:41:24.439 show though. Yeah, but those kinds of performing performing, they're 1:41:24.479 --> 1:41:26.719 on the show. They were there were there were openers 1:41:26.760 --> 1:41:29.240 that from that city and they were like doing five minutes, 1:41:29.320 --> 1:41:30.880 but they were on the show. Yeah, they're on the show. 1:41:31.000 --> 1:41:33.640 Legit didn't know, man, I thought they were comedians. That 1:41:33.680 --> 1:41:35.800 were not in the show. You know what I've had 1:41:35.840 --> 1:41:37.400 that happen before U. 1:41:37.920 --> 1:41:40.759 I think that happened to me Conquer and Jerry, this comedian, 1:41:40.920 --> 1:41:42.840 we none of us ordered food in This comedian ordered 1:41:42.960 --> 1:41:43.839 like a whole. 1:41:45.400 --> 1:41:49.800 In Houston. H But this fool was was this one 1:41:49.840 --> 1:41:51.320 wasn't on the show, and that fool was just already 1:41:51.320 --> 1:41:53.920 sadlers and ship and we're all looking at him and 1:41:53.960 --> 1:41:57.800 then we're like the waiter was commun named Moose Springles. No, no, 1:41:58.320 --> 1:42:01.960 that is different era. But but I didn't know the 1:42:02.040 --> 1:42:04.240 etiquette of like certain I just I don't know. I 1:42:04.360 --> 1:42:06.759 just didn't know any better. I think as I get older, 1:42:06.960 --> 1:42:08.719 Like I mean obviously like maybe. 1:42:08.560 --> 1:42:10.040 I want the green room a little ness packed a 1:42:10.080 --> 1:42:12.760 lot more chilling ship, right, But I didn't know, Like 1:42:13.240 --> 1:42:14.720 or one time I walked in and there was like 1:42:14.760 --> 1:42:17.720 two couches and the opener from that city was already there. 1:42:18.160 --> 1:42:21.479 I walked in. He got straight up and when it goes, 1:42:21.600 --> 1:42:25.759 when it just goes, stand by thee like he should 1:42:25.760 --> 1:42:29.439 have waited outside. You got there before he went. Okay, 1:42:29.520 --> 1:42:32.800 so there's is etiquette, not etiquette, but think about it, 1:42:32.840 --> 1:42:35.320 bro Like he's not headlighting, he wining the be room 1:42:35.360 --> 1:42:39.840 for because he's performing. No, no, but the techniquely room 1:42:41.120 --> 1:42:44.720 that week that belonged to Dunos. See that big stard. 1:42:45.680 --> 1:42:48.080 The waitress is gonna be serving talking to him first, 1:42:48.439 --> 1:42:50.160 the manager when he walked into the rooms, don't eve 1:42:50.160 --> 1:42:52.080 gonna look at him. You could at least wait for 1:42:52.160 --> 1:42:56.639 that food arrived. Wait, wait for the door. You guys 1:42:57.000 --> 1:43:00.759 heard that. Yeah, man and Jakarta dormers expect my startup. 1:43:00.880 --> 1:43:05.080 No no, no, no openers that I have no idea 1:43:05.120 --> 1:43:08.320 who they are. I sit down and I went to 1:43:08.400 --> 1:43:12.040 the bathroom and I waited a long time then and 1:43:12.160 --> 1:43:18.280 then I come out and they're gone. Bro, they're perform 1:43:18.360 --> 1:43:21.720 They're gone. They go out because I didn't they get 1:43:21.760 --> 1:43:24.640 their hit. I'm in a bathroom chilling now, doing my 1:43:24.720 --> 1:43:28.519 own thing in there. Oh yeah, I'm just You do 1:43:28.600 --> 1:43:30.960 that when you do that when on purpose? No I know, 1:43:31.040 --> 1:43:32.160 I know, But you do that on purpose? 1:43:32.200 --> 1:43:34.320 When when when when he walks in, there's an opener 1:43:34.360 --> 1:43:37.920 that he doesn't know there obviously like for hypothetic speaking rightfully, 1:43:37.960 --> 1:43:40.160 but like let's say you're in Houston and then I'm 1:43:40.200 --> 1:43:42.040 there too, but I'm surprised you go to You're not 1:43:42.080 --> 1:43:44.600 going to be like, because you know me, yeah, but 1:43:44.720 --> 1:43:46.160 if I was just a random comic, you'll be like. 1:43:46.439 --> 1:43:49.320 What the fuck. But if you're there with five fools, 1:43:50.760 --> 1:43:57.200 you bring any bitches, you bring weed because there bro 1:43:58.280 --> 1:44:00.320 so that is that is okay. I didn't know. This 1:44:00.520 --> 1:44:04.640 is this is comic that got a guest spot right 1:44:04.760 --> 1:44:07.960 ten minutes. I would just say, I won't say his name. 1:44:08.000 --> 1:44:10.000 He is a nice kind now he learned from his mistakes. 1:44:11.000 --> 1:44:13.400 He was a guest spot right on your on your show, 1:44:13.680 --> 1:44:15.560 on my show. But there's a guest spot that was 1:44:15.600 --> 1:44:19.560 giving her diet or comedy club. I don't care. His 1:44:19.680 --> 1:44:23.599 guest spot was given by the club owner and promised 1:44:23.640 --> 1:44:26.599 to him. So whatever, I don't care. That's cool. It's 1:44:26.640 --> 1:44:28.439 too late now, you know. They didn't ask me. So 1:44:28.560 --> 1:44:30.120 he said he has a guest spot. But this way 1:44:30.200 --> 1:44:32.559 where he went wrong. He should I was with Hommie 1:44:33.800 --> 1:44:36.800 and he gave him five minutes of his ten and 1:44:36.920 --> 1:44:39.639 then he and I was like, hey, motherfuckers, he gave 1:44:39.720 --> 1:44:41.760 you the guest pot, not this fucking loser right here, 1:44:42.120 --> 1:44:45.240 the guest spot. That's it. It like that, And I said, 1:44:45.320 --> 1:44:48.080 either you guys gotta fight for your ten minutes. But 1:44:48.240 --> 1:44:49.519 both of you guys are gonna go up and do 1:44:49.680 --> 1:44:54.880 five minutes. Fuck all that. So basically you you gave 1:44:54.920 --> 1:44:57.360 the food, answermatum, And what did he do? Did he 1:44:57.400 --> 1:44:58.920 take the ten? And I give to tell me? Oh 1:44:58.960 --> 1:45:01.360 that's how I was Lincoln's side. I never said none 1:45:01.400 --> 1:45:06.360 of this. But what happened was after I ever tell 1:45:06.400 --> 1:45:09.120 that guy for a guest spot or somebody African even 1:45:09.160 --> 1:45:10.880 go up, I would just say no from no one 1:45:11.479 --> 1:45:15.040 without it where confronting him about how wrong he was 1:45:15.640 --> 1:45:19.000 for giving his guest splitting his guest spot. Bro. One time, 1:45:19.040 --> 1:45:21.479 I give this guy a guest spot and then give 1:45:21.520 --> 1:45:23.559 his guest spot to someone else right there in front 1:45:23.560 --> 1:45:28.040 of me, Like it don't work that way. Transferable guests 1:45:28.080 --> 1:45:33.080 but not transferable here. You do the guest spot and 1:45:33.720 --> 1:45:36.599 that's it. He goes, I give I got a guest spot, 1:45:37.160 --> 1:45:39.840 and then he goes. Then little Run goes, hey, man, 1:45:40.360 --> 1:45:45.960 he's gonna go up? Who he's gonna go up? I faded, man. 1:45:46.280 --> 1:45:49.439 He knows you longer than me, and he really wants 1:45:49.479 --> 1:45:53.200 to go up. And I'm gonna yeah, yeah, there's a 1:45:53.280 --> 1:45:54.720 lot of head out that I want to look at 1:45:54.800 --> 1:45:56.439 him and going look at him and going like this, 1:45:58.000 --> 1:46:02.960 this business is very cool. Throw motherfucker. You take opportunities. 1:46:03.040 --> 1:46:06.840 When you grab him, you just give away your career 1:46:06.880 --> 1:46:11.840 away here. What if this guy kills the crowd is 1:46:11.960 --> 1:46:15.560 watching that this appoint never happened again anywhere in the 1:46:15.680 --> 1:46:18.600 comedy world, right, that would you give? You spend your 1:46:18.640 --> 1:46:21.960 guests by with this fool. I spent my time with 1:46:22.080 --> 1:46:24.360 him now just so you could come on tour and learn. 1:46:24.520 --> 1:46:26.840 But but but I don't. But if you were like 1:46:26.920 --> 1:46:30.519 if you were like something they renee vodka, I'll give 1:46:30.520 --> 1:46:34.240 you ten minutes. But like you batter know Rene doesn't 1:46:34.240 --> 1:46:38.200 know him but name, I'm gonna give me him medically 1:46:38.280 --> 1:46:41.560 drove me here and he gave me curry. What the 1:46:42.120 --> 1:46:45.559 was that? You want to know? Buddydy? You wanna fuddy 1:46:45.600 --> 1:46:46.880 story this? I love this story. 1:46:47.439 --> 1:46:51.599 One time I'm doing Auxnard Levity Live for recipes. Levity 1:46:51.640 --> 1:46:54.760 Live is no longer that no no, before you do theaters. Now, 1:46:54.800 --> 1:46:56.200 I say you don't know about the little clubs? 1:46:56.479 --> 1:47:00.760 Come on, man, you to be there me too. And 1:47:00.960 --> 1:47:02.840 by the way, they stopped the website up with my 1:47:02.920 --> 1:47:04.719 faith on the day I was supposed to do. People 1:47:04.760 --> 1:47:05.800 are like, hey about. 1:47:05.520 --> 1:47:07.680 Taking them like, I don't know why the website stole, 1:47:07.800 --> 1:47:09.599 but anyway, how do you say it's all on the website. 1:47:09.600 --> 1:47:13.360 They stopped their website, look, Philippins, I'm chilling, right, I'm chilling. 1:47:13.479 --> 1:47:17.840 Funny story, funny story where Marty, my manager, he's like hey, 1:47:18.880 --> 1:47:20.360 He's like he's like, he's like, he's like, hey, let 1:47:20.439 --> 1:47:23.880 them is coing. I heard that story for that joke 1:47:23.920 --> 1:47:25.759 that you call Marty party Coen. That's funny. 1:47:27.080 --> 1:47:28.679 Marty's like, hey, man, you want to do aux start 1:47:28.680 --> 1:47:30.800 And I'm like, I just did it earlier this year. 1:47:30.840 --> 1:47:31.720 They're like, well, they want you to do it in 1:47:31.760 --> 1:47:32.360 October again. 1:47:32.400 --> 1:47:34.160 Man, you did great, And I was like, I was like, 1:47:34.160 --> 1:47:35.760 I don't want to do it alone, Like I just 1:47:36.000 --> 1:47:38.000 I'm working on and then Marty's like, due with Jay. 1:47:38.120 --> 1:47:38.240 Right. 1:47:38.760 --> 1:47:42.120 So I get to the right before this, right before this, uh, 1:47:42.680 --> 1:47:45.040 somebody wants us to go visit the juvenile hall there 1:47:45.920 --> 1:47:48.200 by by the city of Auxtar. So I go meet 1:47:48.280 --> 1:47:50.160 my camera and as we go there, it's cool, man, 1:47:50.200 --> 1:47:52.640 it's vibe. We were gonna meet the kids, some of them. 1:47:53.320 --> 1:47:54.760 Some of some of those kids been locked up sins. 1:47:54.760 --> 1:47:56.880 They were fourteen, they're they're getting out at twenty one. 1:47:56.840 --> 1:47:59.160 Right, cool time. So you're at the Juvy, We're at 1:47:59.160 --> 1:48:01.439 the Juvenilele. I get to the club, nobody's there. I'm like, 1:48:01.439 --> 1:48:05.400 what the fuck? I see uh Jerry walk in and 1:48:05.479 --> 1:48:08.200 I'm like, hey, Darry, what's un Right behind him is 1:48:08.280 --> 1:48:13.120 Rold Regas, you know, yeah yeah, great hair, right, yeah 1:48:13.200 --> 1:48:16.320 yeah yeah. George Clooney, Yeah, autism a little bit. But 1:48:16.439 --> 1:48:19.080 I didn't know that. No, no, no, when you say autism, 1:48:19.160 --> 1:48:21.960 because you know he does look like you're seen how 1:48:22.160 --> 1:48:27.519 Superman two? No, okay, Superman two. But Chris Reeves, yeah, 1:48:27.560 --> 1:48:32.200 there's there's there these three criminals from Kripton. 1:48:31.880 --> 1:48:34.960 Right, oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah, and then the woman 1:48:35.479 --> 1:48:38.320 in that one Armenian guy in the middle, yeah, the 1:48:38.360 --> 1:48:41.559 ball guy, the one the ball guys a leader Okay, okay, 1:48:41.600 --> 1:48:42.280 because a woman. 1:48:42.760 --> 1:48:44.519 But then the one in the middle, he's like Armenian. 1:48:44.640 --> 1:48:47.080 He like this. I started up Superman. I know he's 1:48:47.120 --> 1:48:50.240 not going. Ray looks like yeah yeah show him bro. 1:48:50.520 --> 1:48:56.880 So we get oh yeah, uh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. 1:48:58.400 --> 1:49:01.640 Oh wait, now you gotta search something. Guy he's our 1:49:01.720 --> 1:49:06.280 Meanian bros. He okay, he does it like that, what 1:49:06.400 --> 1:49:11.400 the funk? Raised? Okay? No, right, so he breathed ray right, 1:49:11.560 --> 1:49:14.439 and then I'm like and then and then the manager 1:49:14.479 --> 1:49:19.439 comes in, Hi, Jerry, Hi, do you know Oh yeah 1:49:19.439 --> 1:49:21.840 I met him? Yeah, I know you met him. Okay, right, 1:49:22.840 --> 1:49:24.439 he's a good guy. He was good guy. He's cool, 1:49:24.439 --> 1:49:27.479 he's cool. He should take a flock to the hospital. 1:49:27.520 --> 1:49:32.320 And then we had migraines. Okay, right, So we get 1:49:32.360 --> 1:49:34.160 there and the manager like, hey, man, I want to 1:49:34.160 --> 1:49:36.800 get the line upbout all these two headliners, right, And 1:49:36.960 --> 1:49:39.560 Jerry looked at me and he was like, oh so 1:49:39.800 --> 1:49:41.080 I was gonna go first five. 1:49:42.360 --> 1:49:45.160 And then I'm like what And then I told Jerry 1:49:45.280 --> 1:49:47.760 was like what the buck at the point that it went. 1:49:47.800 --> 1:49:49.800 And then Jerry was like, I didn't really feel like 1:49:49.880 --> 1:49:56.800 driving today food. I'm like, I'm like, ship like that happens, fool, 1:49:57.600 --> 1:49:59.920 But he unders that it was cool, like it was unarmed. 1:50:00.120 --> 1:50:02.400 I know, there's like giving up your whole ten minutes 1:50:02.479 --> 1:50:04.360 is a little more crazier like that. But I thought 1:50:04.400 --> 1:50:07.080 it was hilarious, dog like, it was funny. I'm like, 1:50:07.280 --> 1:50:10.040 fuck comedies comedy one of those things too, where you learn. 1:50:09.920 --> 1:50:12.320 Shipping you every day, you know, you know how people 1:50:12.560 --> 1:50:15.680 were not on Instagram and TikTok. Let's say let's say 1:50:15.680 --> 1:50:17.360 that you know our podcast is going good. Let's say 1:50:17.360 --> 1:50:19.559 a person will go to do No and he'll be like, hey, man, 1:50:19.840 --> 1:50:22.760 how many likes? How many likes on this video so 1:50:22.800 --> 1:50:24.800 I could get on the podcast. If someone came up 1:50:24.840 --> 1:50:26.000 to you and they said how many lights on the 1:50:26.160 --> 1:50:27.439 video so I could get ten minutes? 1:50:27.439 --> 1:50:31.719 What would you reply to them ten minutes on stage? 1:50:32.680 --> 1:50:36.560 I would not. I would pretend I never read that, bro, No, no, no, 1:50:38.080 --> 1:50:39.120 up to you they come up to you with the 1:50:39.200 --> 1:50:43.200 video though, yeah, oh I've never seen that. Nobody, I'm 1:50:43.200 --> 1:50:45.519 gonna watch out for that. Then no, but but but 1:50:45.600 --> 1:50:47.920 what would you say? Oh if you go through the 1:50:48.000 --> 1:50:50.360 medic glasses and says what and he says how many 1:50:50.560 --> 1:50:52.920 likes for this video to get me ten minutes on 1:50:52.960 --> 1:50:58.840 stage with you? None? Bro, none? None. You have to 1:50:58.920 --> 1:51:01.840 be funny, man. You can't beat coming up. Yeah, Cray 1:51:02.680 --> 1:51:07.280 put him in a spot like that. Yeah, man, I 1:51:07.320 --> 1:51:10.920 want to say, this guy suck is how desperate he is? 1:51:11.040 --> 1:51:12.679 Who are your who are your? Who are your favorite 1:51:12.680 --> 1:51:17.040 comics when you were growing up? They're all dead? Word? Okay? 1:51:17.400 --> 1:51:21.880 Like who I like Eddie Murphy Man? Alive. No, IM sorry, 1:51:22.320 --> 1:51:25.960 I like running Dangerfield. He writes jokes real fast. You know. 1:51:26.439 --> 1:51:29.920 I like Stephen Wright. He's still alive. I just found 1:51:29.920 --> 1:51:32.679 out who. I've been watching a lot of Don Rickles lately. 1:51:33.520 --> 1:51:35.400 You know who that is? Yeah? Oh man, Yeah that 1:51:37.040 --> 1:51:40.639 was hilarious. He's like the king of insult comedy. Yeah. 1:51:40.680 --> 1:51:44.160 Where that fo was that legit labeled the insult comedy? 1:51:44.200 --> 1:51:47.760 After he died, he just did comedy. Oh yeah, I 1:51:47.880 --> 1:51:50.439 think if he had that for that joke where he's 1:51:50.439 --> 1:51:52.960 talking about the Japanese doing in the crowd, he was 1:51:53.000 --> 1:51:56.840 doing the jap The funniest one three months looking for 1:51:56.960 --> 1:51:59.639 your Uncle in the fucking jungle. The funniest story about 1:51:59.720 --> 1:52:01.920 him when fran Sinatra was telling a story and an 1:52:02.000 --> 1:52:04.559 interview and on not too Night shows with with domb 1:52:04.640 --> 1:52:07.679 rincles next to him, because it really happened, he said 1:52:07.760 --> 1:52:11.559 that he walked up. It's like it's like a comedian 1:52:11.600 --> 1:52:14.960 walking up to you and goes as, I'm wanna bring 1:52:15.000 --> 1:52:17.040 my lady right now? Man, Can you walk up to 1:52:17.120 --> 1:52:19.479 me and say what's up? Man? And made me make 1:52:19.560 --> 1:52:22.320 me look good in a restaurant. In a restaurant, so 1:52:22.760 --> 1:52:24.960 you go to the table and go hey man, what's up? 1:52:25.320 --> 1:52:29.920 Hey man? Do know? Can you live alone? Please? I'm 1:52:29.960 --> 1:52:32.880 just chilling with my lady. Bro here cock plucking and 1:52:32.960 --> 1:52:37.600 ship the doctor come up, comes to the table and 1:52:37.640 --> 1:52:41.160 meeting my girlcles was on a day with a girl. 1:52:42.400 --> 1:52:44.000 Come say hi to us so I could look good 1:52:44.000 --> 1:52:46.320 in front of this lady trying to although he tricked him, 1:52:46.880 --> 1:52:48.679 he came up. He was like, god, damn, I'm trying 1:52:48.680 --> 1:52:53.760 to eat here. But Italian is never let people like yeah, 1:52:53.840 --> 1:52:57.080 but yeah, but really true and what happened in real 1:52:57.240 --> 1:52:59.000 life they don't talk about it in the video was 1:52:59.800 --> 1:53:02.120 well the name of Sinatra had to have full kicked 1:53:02.160 --> 1:53:04.280 out of the cause you know they carried him out. Yeah, 1:53:06.400 --> 1:53:10.400 over making, over making. It's weird, like a French Sinatra 1:53:10.439 --> 1:53:14.040 as somebody you cannot disrespect, you know, like you will 1:53:14.120 --> 1:53:17.040 see like comedians tell story about Sinatra, like the guy 1:53:17.080 --> 1:53:22.320 from Everybody wise Raymond ray Ramon's brother, Okay, the big guy. Yeah, 1:53:22.360 --> 1:53:24.960 his brother does stand up in real life. They both 1:53:25.000 --> 1:53:28.479 do stand up in real life, right, So he told 1:53:28.520 --> 1:53:30.839 the story that he was opening up for Frank Sinatra 1:53:31.760 --> 1:53:33.840 and then like one night he said, they didn't go 1:53:33.920 --> 1:53:37.080 too well. So he goes, hey, if you if you, 1:53:37.320 --> 1:53:41.440 if you really like me, stick around for Frank Sinatra. 1:53:42.920 --> 1:53:46.040 But he had Bob he bomb that's like you going, man, 1:53:46.200 --> 1:53:49.479 if you fucking like me, you're gonna like Philipps. Yeah, 1:53:50.000 --> 1:53:53.160 even though comparing you fucking Bob. If you like me, 1:53:53.240 --> 1:53:56.680 you like Ralph, Yeah, if you fucking like me, you're 1:53:56.680 --> 1:53:59.759 gonna especially like rename. You know that that's the reference 1:54:00.080 --> 1:54:04.000 sucking this, it's a it's this. It's him trying to 1:54:04.000 --> 1:54:07.080 get a laugh, knowing that the joke is about to 1:54:07.120 --> 1:54:10.840 be that. Of course we're gonna like Philippe. Yeah, of 1:54:11.000 --> 1:54:14.840 course we're gonna like that. Said that to Frank. He 1:54:14.880 --> 1:54:16.920 said to the crowd, No, no, I know, I know, 1:54:17.000 --> 1:54:20.439 but he said it, yeah, if you like me, stick 1:54:20.479 --> 1:54:24.880 around for Sinatra, and everybody laughs. Right, But there's like 1:54:25.160 --> 1:54:27.800 guys there that are like there is fright Sinatra, who 1:54:27.800 --> 1:54:31.120 don't think that joke's funny? Wise? Man? Wise? Man? Why 1:54:31.200 --> 1:54:34.040 why guy? Why? Wise? Guys? So he said, Man, So 1:54:34.200 --> 1:54:37.160 I'm in my green room and Sinatra's on stage after 1:54:37.240 --> 1:54:39.440 the show, there's two big goombag walk up to me, 1:54:39.520 --> 1:54:43.560 the big Italian guys. Hey, what was this about? Stick 1:54:43.600 --> 1:54:47.400 it to Frank? Sinatra. What do you mean stake it 1:54:47.480 --> 1:54:50.040 to fran Sinatra? You said, if you like me, stick 1:54:50.120 --> 1:54:53.320 it to fran Sinatra. No, no, I said, if you 1:54:53.400 --> 1:54:57.520 really like me, stick around first, fri Sinatra. But what 1:54:57.600 --> 1:55:01.880 do you mean stick around? You don't think that fronts 1:55:01.880 --> 1:55:04.840 are not just better than you? You're going at first? 1:55:05.600 --> 1:55:08.080 Why would the crowd will not take around for nat 1:55:08.520 --> 1:55:12.280 is what we want to know. And they're tripping. They're 1:55:12.480 --> 1:55:16.240 tripping brothers serious, yeah, wise guys, bro he really the 1:55:16.520 --> 1:55:20.880 guys in their eyes, he disrespect your so he said, 1:55:20.920 --> 1:55:25.400 I turned into the the the scene from why Why 1:55:25.520 --> 1:55:28.600 you think you think I'm funny? And good Fellas? Yeah, yeah, 1:55:28.760 --> 1:55:30.800 what's funny about me? So that's what it felt like 1:55:31.080 --> 1:55:32.720 on the table. Yeah, you know in the bar, in 1:55:32.800 --> 1:55:36.440 the bar, I when to Liverpool killed that food? When 1:55:36.920 --> 1:55:40.960 you think I'm funny, Joe makes me funny. Joe Patty 1:55:41.040 --> 1:55:45.440 tripping on the young food, so radio tripping on Ralio 1:55:46.440 --> 1:55:49.560 got the food, I think sopranos, Yeah yeah, it is 1:55:49.560 --> 1:55:52.600 the food is the produc Yeah that's when he shoots something. 1:55:52.840 --> 1:55:54.480 Yeah yeah, yeah, it is that scene. I don't want 1:55:54.520 --> 1:55:58.440 the scene when they're sitting down eating right and yeah, 1:55:58.840 --> 1:56:02.000 there's something you're right, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1:56:02.000 --> 1:56:06.360 I'll go yeah. So that's what he felt like, bro, 1:56:09.000 --> 1:56:09.680 And didn't happened to me. 1:56:09.800 --> 1:56:13.720 Ship, I mean, I mean, Don Rickles has like this 1:56:13.800 --> 1:56:15.880 funny thing where he was It was at the Tonight 1:56:15.920 --> 1:56:17.760 Show too, and he was talking to Frank Sinatra because 1:56:17.760 --> 1:56:19.880 Frank Sinatra had like mob ties with them, with you know, 1:56:20.000 --> 1:56:21.200 with the Mob and Ship, the mafia. 1:56:22.280 --> 1:56:23.520 So he would come up to him and he said, 1:56:25.160 --> 1:56:26.920 he came up to him and he said, I don't 1:56:26.920 --> 1:56:30.520 want to interrupt the thro other show. This one came 1:56:30.600 --> 1:56:31.680 up to him and he'll be like he'll be like 1:56:32.200 --> 1:56:37.960 Bombino Bubatso had passed away. He'll be like Ralph the 1:56:38.040 --> 1:56:40.080 one he got shot on the lever, We'll talk to 1:56:40.120 --> 1:56:42.080 you tomorrow. Like he's giving him news about the mob 1:56:42.160 --> 1:56:44.640 and ship. Actually this fucking hilarious dog. 1:56:44.960 --> 1:56:46.760 He did the same time to Marris Scorsese had like 1:56:46.840 --> 1:56:49.520 a like an Awards show, what are your what are 1:56:49.560 --> 1:56:50.480 your favorite movies? 1:56:51.200 --> 1:56:55.880 Movies like The Big Lebowski. That's something I need to 1:56:55.920 --> 1:56:59.600 get into with the Coen brother movies. Like if you 1:56:59.680 --> 1:57:02.839 watch the Coen Brothers, it is like the Big Lebowski, Fargo. 1:57:03.440 --> 1:57:06.200 Do you search up the Coen Brothers. So if you 1:57:06.240 --> 1:57:08.280 watch all his movies, if you like he watched all 1:57:08.360 --> 1:57:12.040 of them. He leaves little pieces in his movies that 1:57:12.160 --> 1:57:14.120 you saw in the other movie, but all the movie 1:57:14.160 --> 1:57:16.000 don't even match. That's that's that's the one. I want 1:57:16.000 --> 1:57:18.000 to watch. No Country for Old Men. Yeah, the good 1:57:18.000 --> 1:57:20.680 one too. Yeah, that's what the Javier Bardam I think, Yeah, 1:57:20.720 --> 1:57:23.240 Javier Bardam, that was a fucking legend. I love that. 1:57:24.800 --> 1:57:28.880 Watch that. It's it's a bowling movie. It's a bowling movie. 1:57:28.920 --> 1:57:33.280 Yeah what Jeff Bridges. And who's the who's the older 1:57:33.320 --> 1:57:36.840 gentleman Goodman? I think, yeah, John good John Goodman. There 1:57:36.840 --> 1:57:39.120 you go. I fucking love that food. He's in No Country, 1:57:39.280 --> 1:57:41.000 he's not No Country pro man, but he's in. 1:57:41.160 --> 1:57:46.280 The Big Lebowski and he's in Brother We're out thou 1:57:47.280 --> 1:57:49.680 fucking Jesus going on a gold cast. Hey, this was 1:57:49.800 --> 1:57:52.200 this is crazy for all right here right here, Jeff Bridges, 1:57:52.240 --> 1:57:55.040 there you go. Yeah, you know what, the first time 1:57:55.040 --> 1:57:56.040 I saw this movie. 1:57:56.080 --> 1:57:58.600 I hated it. Oh ship, go down, go down, go down, 1:57:58.640 --> 1:58:02.320 go down. I know that's the food from fucking Sopranos. Too. 1:58:03.440 --> 1:58:07.600 Definitely like the character a little bit. Huh. That's funny, man, 1:58:07.640 --> 1:58:11.360 that that scene where he has his he has his 1:58:12.320 --> 1:58:16.600 his bathrobe right there, which the one in the start. Yeah, 1:58:17.480 --> 1:58:21.120 he fuckings He buys something for like ninety eight cents 1:58:21.800 --> 1:58:25.320 and uses his Ralph card to get it. This guy. 1:58:27.480 --> 1:58:31.040 You know what's crazy. I was watching a superstore and 1:58:31.240 --> 1:58:32.240 you were you were in it. 1:58:32.400 --> 1:58:35.879 Yeah, that's like I was watching because you know sitcoms, 1:58:35.880 --> 1:58:37.240 So this is one of the sitcoms that I watched. 1:58:37.720 --> 1:58:41.880 I'm really I'm really fucking with this. The grocery store. Yeah, 1:58:42.440 --> 1:58:44.360 I forgot you were in the back of it. Oh no, no, 1:58:44.440 --> 1:58:44.920 no movie. 1:58:45.160 --> 1:58:47.959 Your scenes are like fucking like your one liners are insane. 1:58:48.000 --> 1:58:50.000 But I fucking die. I was watching that show when 1:58:50.000 --> 1:58:53.840 I faded as fugamn that auditioned for that when when 1:58:53.880 --> 1:58:56.880 that show first was not a show yet. I think 1:58:56.960 --> 1:59:00.520 it's I don't know if Ruben Fleischer he's up one 1:59:00.600 --> 1:59:04.680 of the guys from the show. I went to have 1:59:04.760 --> 1:59:06.480 a meeting with him and I went to have lunch 1:59:06.560 --> 1:59:08.960 for him because I read for that part for the 1:59:09.000 --> 1:59:10.200 guy in a wheelchair. 1:59:09.840 --> 1:59:12.920 First, the one that the black dude does. Yeah, I 1:59:13.280 --> 1:59:15.720 love that he got it, and then I came back 1:59:16.080 --> 1:59:20.000 and auditioned for a shoplifter and that someone else got it, 1:59:20.080 --> 1:59:22.440 and then I went back and auditioned for something else 1:59:22.800 --> 1:59:25.640 they didn't get it. Then I think that the third 1:59:25.760 --> 1:59:31.320 time it was for a a pothead, a loser drug addict, right, 1:59:31.680 --> 1:59:35.839 because the episode was like the episode was the mascot 1:59:35.920 --> 1:59:39.000 of the show, the Cloud. He got all drunk and 1:59:39.120 --> 1:59:41.440 all fucking crazy, bro, and they arrested that fool, right, 1:59:41.760 --> 1:59:45.000 So it was like a mascot scandal. So they were 1:59:45.120 --> 1:59:46.720 to test. They were going to test all the drug 1:59:46.760 --> 1:59:50.320 addicts and the thing in the in the store, Robert 1:59:50.360 --> 1:59:52.080 Born for this role. Bro, I've been trying to get 1:59:52.080 --> 1:59:54.760 away from from the fucking secret drug that worked my 1:59:54.800 --> 1:59:58.480 whole life. I found out day. Hey, Bro, call it 1:59:58.600 --> 2:00:02.760 sick because they will randomly select you, bro to have 2:00:02.840 --> 2:00:05.000 a drug test at every job, and those are the 2:00:05.080 --> 2:00:09.320 only times Bro. Whatever win Bro, Oh yeah, we're gonna 2:00:09.320 --> 2:00:11.320 have to drug test. I can't win the lottery, I 2:00:11.400 --> 2:00:13.360 can't win a raise, I can't win nothing but randomly 2:00:13.440 --> 2:00:18.240 selected drug drug test. I was always first. That's hilarious. 2:00:18.360 --> 2:00:26.560 So I read you, bro, like, can I leave early today? Yeah? 2:00:26.600 --> 2:00:30.360 I have that I have that thing the thing. Remember 2:00:30.640 --> 2:00:37.720 I talked about it. What's his name? John okated? So yeah, 2:00:37.800 --> 2:00:41.880 he okay, did you and then you signed it? What? Yeah? 2:00:41.960 --> 2:00:49.440 You you signed remember not for reals get you down 2:00:49.480 --> 2:00:53.080 all right? You ever got far because of that? No? 2:00:53.240 --> 2:00:57.160 But I remember because that that those lines were like 2:00:57.880 --> 2:01:02.280 I felt like I wrote him. Bro. Yeah, who's the 2:01:02.320 --> 2:01:06.280 writer of that show? A flight? Shir and some guy 2:01:06.440 --> 2:01:12.200 name I got their names. Bro, there's a lot of writers. Yeah, 2:01:12.320 --> 2:01:14.400 but they all wrote. They all wrote for the office, 2:01:14.480 --> 2:01:17.200 so yeah, and they and they wrote. They have the 2:01:17.240 --> 2:01:20.440 same flow of the show rhythms. That's what I love. 2:01:20.560 --> 2:01:23.080 Rhythm and shows is to me, it's perfect. You watch 2:01:23.120 --> 2:01:26.000 Friends and Neighbors, My Friends and Neighbors. No, I've watched 2:01:26.000 --> 2:01:29.000 Friends my friends from college. No, you gotta watch it, bro. 2:01:29.520 --> 2:01:33.920 It's about friends that are friends. It's about It's a 2:01:34.000 --> 2:01:36.800 Netflix show. It's like a bunch of friends who try 2:01:36.880 --> 2:01:39.800 to be friends after college. But they were all friends 2:01:39.880 --> 2:01:42.920 during college. So if you don't know if you went 2:01:42.960 --> 2:01:45.400 to college, but it's about a bunch of friends who 2:01:45.480 --> 2:01:49.480 hang out after college who try to remain friends. Yeah, 2:01:49.600 --> 2:01:51.960 it's hilarious. This is a show or a movie there's 2:01:51.960 --> 2:01:55.640 a show. It's a show. Yeah, how many two seasons? Okay? Yeah, 2:01:55.680 --> 2:01:59.240 And if you like this show, there's another show. It's 2:01:59.280 --> 2:02:04.320 about friends from college who are now in their forties. 2:02:04.600 --> 2:02:06.240 So like the part two of this show will be 2:02:06.560 --> 2:02:09.840 a show called the Four Seasons. And there's a bunch 2:02:09.880 --> 2:02:11.400 of a bunch of friends and it's the same people, 2:02:11.600 --> 2:02:14.040 no different. There's about a bunch of friends who hang 2:02:14.120 --> 2:02:18.160 out and do vacations together, but like similar story. Yeah, 2:02:18.960 --> 2:02:22.160 and then if you like those shows, you can watch 2:02:22.400 --> 2:02:25.760 family people hang out in rich areas like White Lotus 2:02:28.120 --> 2:02:30.840 three to White Lotus. You're not ready for White Lotus. 2:02:31.320 --> 2:02:34.080 You watch Friends from College and then you're ready for 2:02:34.920 --> 2:02:38.240 the four seasons. And after four seasons, you're ready for 2:02:38.400 --> 2:02:41.400 like more edgier shows like the White Lotus And I'm 2:02:41.440 --> 2:02:43.880 telling you, man, you watch them. You watch the three together? 2:02:44.680 --> 2:02:47.320 Do you even binge podcast with Felippees Barsa and his 2:02:47.400 --> 2:02:51.280 wife Lisa Asparza. So yeah, I'll give you the recipes 2:02:51.320 --> 2:02:53.800 and how to get how to get to White Lotus. 2:02:53.960 --> 2:02:56.920 You watch Friends with College, then you watch the four 2:02:57.040 --> 2:03:02.640 seasons seasons on Netflix, then you go watch on HBO. 2:03:02.720 --> 2:03:04.760 You're ready, bro, you've been learned. 2:03:04.920 --> 2:03:07.560 Have you seen any HBO is definitely for Have you 2:03:07.600 --> 2:03:09.920 seen Yeah, no ship. Have you ever seen any Danny 2:03:10.000 --> 2:03:13.920 McBride shows like Vice Principals or I Bounding Down? 2:03:14.840 --> 2:03:20.400 I started first movie first, the karate work fist with 2:03:20.560 --> 2:03:24.440 the Way, Yeah, the fist with Way. That's fucking golden. Bro. 2:03:25.080 --> 2:03:26.760 He's the first movie. Bro, That's what. 2:03:26.880 --> 2:03:28.640 I didn't even know that. He's a dude that wants 2:03:28.640 --> 2:03:31.960 to learned karate and he ends up getting a sense 2:03:32.160 --> 2:03:33.280 like the famous you know, the food. 2:03:33.120 --> 2:03:36.200 That make videos. He hit Brook, Yeah, hit me the 2:03:36.240 --> 2:03:37.160 truck him. 2:03:37.040 --> 2:03:39.600 And his dojo go to his show and then whatever 2:03:39.600 --> 2:03:42.520 they're kicking with this one in the hotel and it's 2:03:42.560 --> 2:03:45.280 Danny McBride's sense and all his little homies. It's like teenagers, 2:03:45.320 --> 2:03:47.280 you know, and they end up squabbling in the room 2:03:47.320 --> 2:03:49.240 and start fighting foods, and then. 2:03:50.040 --> 2:03:53.760 The line what's on where? Because they meet this for 2:03:53.920 --> 2:03:56.920 at the karate festival Yeah yeah yeah, And then you go, yeah, man, 2:03:57.200 --> 2:04:00.160 come go to my kicking to my hotel room. He 2:04:00.240 --> 2:04:03.040 talked Danny mcgride to come to my hotel room. But 2:04:03.160 --> 2:04:05.520 when he shows up, he shows up with like fucking 2:04:05.600 --> 2:04:07.760 three fools, bro, with his with his with his crew, 2:04:08.080 --> 2:04:11.240 a little meskan food that looks like you bro a 2:04:11.280 --> 2:04:16.040 foot fist way the little ass meskan dude. And then 2:04:16.040 --> 2:04:19.120 he shows up with the director of the show. Was 2:04:19.160 --> 2:04:24.120 it called uh oh man? And then something burg I 2:04:24.200 --> 2:04:28.400 know that that's go to cast down. Oh I love 2:04:28.520 --> 2:04:31.080 this food. Toby Hill, Joey Hill, there you go. Yeah, 2:04:31.080 --> 2:04:33.280 so Jody Hills in it too. Yeah, so that is 2:04:33.480 --> 2:04:36.120 so when they get there, he goes, oh, you're the 2:04:36.240 --> 2:04:38.080 guy from the the one tell me to do the 2:04:38.160 --> 2:04:42.080 karate thing? Right? Did you got to bring any hikes? Nah? 2:04:42.400 --> 2:04:45.080 I just brought on my homies right here. Get the 2:04:45.200 --> 2:04:49.160 fuck out of here. And they started leaving off sad Nah, 2:04:49.840 --> 2:04:53.560 just kidding. They remember brother? They they fucking beat up 2:04:53.600 --> 2:04:55.880 the fucking band. Yeah. I don't know if you can 2:04:55.920 --> 2:04:58.280 watch that, we can so so point is at the party, 2:04:58.640 --> 2:05:00.640 the band is like making fun of the teenagers, and 2:05:00.720 --> 2:05:03.240 this was like what what he starts that food and 2:05:03.280 --> 2:05:08.680 face and then what's the first one punches the little Mexican? 2:05:08.760 --> 2:05:11.360 What could bitch of squabble talk about Mescican fool's name? 2:05:11.480 --> 2:05:16.600 Who on there? Oh? Yeah, man, I see, I don't 2:05:16.640 --> 2:05:17.400 know how can boy the name? 2:05:17.560 --> 2:05:22.920 I love this Poxpress. Oh yeah, Bro, that's him that bride. Yeah, yeah, 2:05:24.480 --> 2:05:27.840 that's funny because Dropic Thunder, Tropic Thunder. Tropic Thunder is 2:05:27.880 --> 2:05:29.440 my favorite movie. He's a Tropic Thunder. 2:05:31.280 --> 2:05:33.080 Express is one of my favorite movies of all times. 2:05:33.320 --> 2:05:35.320 When they fight. When they fight, the food swings first, 2:05:35.360 --> 2:05:37.560 boom boom, all his homies and he's the leader, you know, 2:05:37.880 --> 2:05:40.120 it's all these boom they don't come. They all get 2:05:40.160 --> 2:05:42.440 information like this and what was going on there a 2:05:42.480 --> 2:05:45.400 bunch of everybody, everybody, but everybody turns up. And then 2:05:45.440 --> 2:05:47.600 he fucking gets up, bro, with his fucking the truck, 2:05:47.640 --> 2:05:50.240 the main dude. He had two hot chicks, and he goes, 2:05:51.840 --> 2:05:54.120 do you can think you could just fight at my 2:05:54.200 --> 2:05:58.440 fucking hotel? Bro? To my party and fucking drink free 2:05:58.520 --> 2:06:01.920 beer or do drugs and then fucking beat up the 2:06:02.040 --> 2:06:08.840 fucking bad, fucking awesome mad And then look at that guy. Hey, 2:06:09.000 --> 2:06:12.040 get this guy more fucking beer. Then they're all partying, bro, 2:06:12.640 --> 2:06:16.160 And then and then I looks weird broke that Hi 2:06:16.320 --> 2:06:19.400 lo Loo dude, that look. I love this guy. Man. 2:06:20.560 --> 2:06:22.520 He's talking with a kid and he's fucking love you, bro. 2:06:23.320 --> 2:06:27.480 What's his name? The little kid? Jo tells his name. Bro, 2:06:28.200 --> 2:06:30.840 that's funny. Man. Like when they're about before they get 2:06:30.840 --> 2:06:34.320 to that party, Jody Hill, he looks at Julio, the 2:06:34.360 --> 2:06:36.080 little kid and the other little kid, and he goes 2:06:36.160 --> 2:06:42.560 like this, listen, man, Julio Houlio, Listen, we're gonna today. 2:06:43.600 --> 2:06:45.800 I'm gonna do a lot of drugs. Like and you 2:06:45.880 --> 2:06:48.280 guys are gonna stop me. I'm gonna do a lot 2:06:48.320 --> 2:06:52.480 of drugs and nothing that YouTube can stop me and Julio. 2:06:52.960 --> 2:06:55.320 I don't want you to be talking about this later on, Okay, 2:06:55.880 --> 2:06:59.240 I'll fuck you up. Looking the old man bro telling 2:06:59.360 --> 2:07:03.200 the little kids, it's hilarious game. Bro. He telled this 2:07:03.360 --> 2:07:07.960 little kid, little Dunos, I definitely had the haircut before. Yeah, 2:07:08.480 --> 2:07:10.720 telling you this, who are doing commedy that little listen, 2:07:11.200 --> 2:07:13.600 fucking Dunos. I'm gonna take you on the road with me. 2:07:13.720 --> 2:07:16.120 You're gonna drive. I'm gonna do a lot of drug 2:07:16.680 --> 2:07:19.000 I'm gonna do a lot of bitches. He ain't gonna 2:07:19.000 --> 2:07:22.600 talk nobody, all right. That's literally exactly what happened. They 2:07:22.600 --> 2:07:24.480 were like they left to go to a karate festival. 2:07:24.680 --> 2:07:29.240 It's just fucking crazy, Bro, that's hilarious. Dog how about 2:07:29.280 --> 2:07:33.240 when that fool he can't pay him for the hotel 2:07:33.960 --> 2:07:35.680 and he had to start his corvette. 2:07:35.760 --> 2:07:38.240 That shit fun and he brings the boats with his check. Yeah, 2:07:38.400 --> 2:07:40.560 I know, that's just crazy. This food, because this food, 2:07:41.080 --> 2:07:42.280 I don't want to say. You should watch the movie. 2:07:42.280 --> 2:07:44.880 It's hilarious, right, like like somebody bring him their favorite 2:07:44.920 --> 2:07:47.840 comic home and then that fool goes have to sta 2:07:48.000 --> 2:07:48.560 with his wife. 2:07:50.080 --> 2:07:55.120 He brought he paid for the sensite food to help 2:07:55.200 --> 2:07:56.880 him out with his dog. The food comestays in the house. 2:07:56.920 --> 2:08:02.600 Focks is bitch, and then it's a great movie. It's 2:08:02.600 --> 2:08:06.440 a great movie. It's definitely a classic. I'd say, have 2:08:06.560 --> 2:08:10.520 you seen an observant report? Seth and then like Louis 2:08:10.560 --> 2:08:12.840 Penya's fucking crazy dog. 2:08:13.480 --> 2:08:15.880 My favorite part of that movie is when it's sad. 2:08:16.400 --> 2:08:18.560 It's sad man. That was a fair I think we're 2:08:18.560 --> 2:08:22.360 talking about a different observing report thee. Yeah, it's sad 2:08:22.480 --> 2:08:25.640 bro that one part Bro, when what he did he 2:08:25.680 --> 2:08:29.240 didn't He comes back before he leaves on the dates 2:08:29.680 --> 2:08:32.480 and he's getting ready to go and look he's like 2:08:32.640 --> 2:08:36.960 his mom is drinking and it looks and his mommy goes, mom, 2:08:38.240 --> 2:08:43.440 do you think dad left because of me. Definitely. You 2:08:43.560 --> 2:08:47.480 were born with problems, Ronnie, like special needs man, and 2:08:48.200 --> 2:08:50.800 your dad said, you know, he just couldn't deal with 2:08:50.880 --> 2:08:54.920 all that, you know, like sleeping with you and taking 2:08:55.000 --> 2:08:58.520 care of you, and he just laughed. But yeah, most definitely, 2:08:58.640 --> 2:09:01.320 Yeah it was because of you. That's fucking wild, bro, 2:09:02.320 --> 2:09:04.720 because then level before he leaves for the dates, he 2:09:04.800 --> 2:09:07.520 gets like he just sits and things about that one 2:09:07.640 --> 2:09:11.480 night for a long time, and then he tried to 2:09:11.520 --> 2:09:14.280 get his mom approval again to get him to say 2:09:14.320 --> 2:09:18.560 something political about him. Mom, you do I'm good looking? Well, 2:09:18.680 --> 2:09:22.160 Donnie role Ronnie. From certain angles, I would say it 2:09:22.280 --> 2:09:27.000 was the right light maybe. And then right there, brother, 2:09:27.080 --> 2:09:29.920 when he goes out with on a day with Anna Faris, 2:09:30.920 --> 2:09:32.520 and right there at that moment when he put it, 2:09:32.680 --> 2:09:36.640 he decided not to take his drugs no more. And 2:09:36.760 --> 2:09:39.080 that's he didn't take his medication no more. And from 2:09:39.120 --> 2:09:43.280 that moment on he becomes a crazy motherfucker. Yo, you've 2:09:43.320 --> 2:09:49.800 never seen that movie. Rogan is a security guard at 2:09:49.840 --> 2:09:52.440 the mall. Hey, but this will stop taking his medication 2:09:53.680 --> 2:09:58.000 and love dog like he's not treating he's tripping on 2:09:58.200 --> 2:10:00.800 everything dog. And the movie is a observing report, because 2:10:00.800 --> 2:10:02.680 that's what security was supposed to do, observing report. This 2:10:02.800 --> 2:10:04.600 one the fucking things he's in the FBI. Bro, he 2:10:04.680 --> 2:10:08.320 hitting people with skateboarding. Bro, it's crazy, Bro, fucking ship up. Bro. 2:10:08.480 --> 2:10:10.920 Tell me that that my father favorite part. Bro, and 2:10:11.000 --> 2:10:13.360 it gives that mess him that dude is he makes 2:10:13.400 --> 2:10:15.360 him number two. Tell me, Bro, you're my number two. 2:10:15.440 --> 2:10:19.400 Now tell me that you're my number two. Tell me 2:10:19.720 --> 2:10:22.920 my number my number two, I mean number two. Thank Ronnie. 2:10:23.360 --> 2:10:25.240 I always wanted that possession, man, but I don't want. 2:10:25.600 --> 2:10:27.320 I don't want to tell you and put pressure in 2:10:27.400 --> 2:10:30.240 our relationship. But thank you, Brian. You know who it is, 2:10:30.640 --> 2:10:33.800 fucking my companion. The food from the food from a 2:10:34.120 --> 2:10:38.080 Narcos No, what's that? Michael and Narcos and my opinion, yeah, 2:10:38.920 --> 2:10:44.560 that's what's not forgot that he's the FBI. And would 2:10:44.560 --> 2:10:47.280 you ever do a roast me a rose like a 2:10:47.400 --> 2:10:52.360 roast for yourself? One? What like a roast? What you doing? 2:10:53.240 --> 2:10:55.760 It would have to be very profitable for everybody in 2:10:55.960 --> 2:10:57.720 order to do that, Like I would do the roast 2:10:57.720 --> 2:10:59.400 and people ROAs me, but it would have to be 2:10:59.600 --> 2:11:02.120 with a where the all the comics make sure they 2:11:02.120 --> 2:11:04.440 all get paid good. You know, it can be like 2:11:05.560 --> 2:11:08.400 no money at all. It has to be recorded for 2:11:08.520 --> 2:11:12.320 some pay per view make it profitable that the rational, 2:11:12.520 --> 2:11:15.960 random fucking roast where it's just an audience and we 2:11:16.320 --> 2:11:19.960 lose all that magic. Yeah, to be real. Yeah, but 2:11:20.120 --> 2:11:22.320 it wouldn't have to be to be something that is 2:11:22.400 --> 2:11:25.760 done with for us, not like you bring not the 2:11:25.840 --> 2:11:28.960 comedy roles and Comedy Central I whatever it controlled where 2:11:29.240 --> 2:11:31.800 it's like all of us, you know, like Ralph Alfred 2:11:32.720 --> 2:11:35.800 in Vibrate Regressive if he's really down to get roasted too, 2:11:37.160 --> 2:11:40.280 no foods actually know me and then young fools like 2:11:40.400 --> 2:11:44.600 him hire some riders and really beat my ass. Yeah. 2:11:45.440 --> 2:11:47.240 I don't think I could do it. Some highly sensitive 2:11:47.960 --> 2:11:50.440 it'll be. It'll be good man, because well right now 2:11:50.520 --> 2:11:58.360 maybe later. How about your forty five? I don't know. 2:11:58.560 --> 2:12:01.440 For I would if you ever do have a roaster, 2:12:01.480 --> 2:12:03.880 Mike me, I would love to be in it. Yeah, man, Yeah, 2:12:03.920 --> 2:12:11.640 we do need someone to open the door works fucking 2:12:11.680 --> 2:12:13.640 me and stopping up for Jeff died back in the day, 2:12:13.920 --> 2:12:17.440 Back in the day. I just saw him at the airport. Yeah, 2:12:17.600 --> 2:12:22.000 he was going to Hyenas. Oh nice. Yeah, he's tall. Yeah, 2:12:22.000 --> 2:12:23.680 I always forget how tall he is, might be like 2:12:23.800 --> 2:12:27.400 six two. Who Jeff Died? Yeah, you work with him, 2:12:27.440 --> 2:12:29.440 we both work with him. No, we're just with you know. 2:12:30.200 --> 2:12:32.240 We just say that a lot because I see him, 2:12:32.240 --> 2:12:34.440 I see him on Instagram. We'll talk and then me 2:12:34.480 --> 2:12:36.240 and du know we're talking about all right. So I 2:12:36.320 --> 2:12:39.600 made this this jel I called him in concrete Instagram 2:12:39.680 --> 2:12:41.800 comedians like and I was always like, you guys are 2:12:41.840 --> 2:12:44.160 ruining the fucking game for us, for us real comics. 2:12:44.160 --> 2:12:45.960 I used to open up for Jeff Die. That's that's 2:12:46.240 --> 2:12:48.760 I just thought it was so funny. That's funny. Yeah, 2:12:48.840 --> 2:12:51.320 so Jada doesn't think me in congre real comics. Now 2:12:51.360 --> 2:12:53.600 he does, and now I do. I've always thought, you 2:12:53.640 --> 2:12:56.280 guys are real comics. Don't be fucking weird. What do 2:12:56.320 --> 2:12:57.560 you do? What do you do? What do you do? 2:12:57.680 --> 2:13:00.960 Talk about? On stage? We just shoot, we just talked. Ship. 2:13:01.080 --> 2:13:03.280 We guys go on stage together or one at a time. 2:13:03.360 --> 2:13:04.960 So he does his forty five and then I'll get 2:13:05.000 --> 2:13:05.680 on for like fifteen. 2:13:05.760 --> 2:13:07.880 Technically, technically, I'm just I just bring up to do 2:13:08.080 --> 2:13:09.280 up there, to do like a little light party. 2:13:09.280 --> 2:13:11.400 He doesn't want to do comedy he's not a comedian. Yeah, 2:13:11.560 --> 2:13:15.840 get out of here. Bro, Wait, you time crazy stand 2:13:15.920 --> 2:13:19.240 up there with a comedian and going up. But when 2:13:19.240 --> 2:13:22.240 you're after doing the forty five, do you ever like 2:13:22.560 --> 2:13:26.000 look at the clock and go fuck doing another thirty 2:13:26.040 --> 2:13:30.920 five up here? For sure? What time? Not so long ago? 2:13:31.040 --> 2:13:32.800 So it just goes slow. Bro. 2:13:33.480 --> 2:13:37.360 Now, the other day I had a showing downing and 2:13:37.440 --> 2:13:41.280 I was on stage and I was like, I have 2:13:41.320 --> 2:13:44.640 another hour here or like the other day, I was 2:13:44.720 --> 2:13:45.240 really tired. 2:13:45.320 --> 2:13:48.560 And in Modesto, we partied hard on Friday. We had 2:13:49.200 --> 2:13:54.240 the State Theater. Yeah we are fucking and beautiful. We 2:13:54.320 --> 2:13:56.640 got fucking trash. Yeah, we got trashed on Friday. 2:13:56.640 --> 2:13:58.480 We started show on Saturday and I was in the 2:13:58.560 --> 2:14:00.600 green room and I was just like this, and I 2:14:00.720 --> 2:14:02.840 was like, what about just kind of ring on, trying 2:14:02.880 --> 2:14:03.440 to drive it home. 2:14:06.040 --> 2:14:10.120 But I didn't. You know, you're not alone in those feelings, man, Yeah, 2:14:10.360 --> 2:14:13.160 you're not alone. Sometimes man, it gets to you, man, 2:14:13.640 --> 2:14:15.880 like you know, you gotta you gotta turn it on 2:14:16.040 --> 2:14:19.000 for like forty five minutes. Sometimes you're like in a 2:14:19.080 --> 2:14:22.920 green room thinking about it, thinking that, man, what if 2:14:23.000 --> 2:14:26.360 the manager were safe And there's a ghast leak we 2:14:26.440 --> 2:14:30.400 gotta just take everybody else, you know. Sorry, and I'm 2:14:30.480 --> 2:14:34.520 slutly apologized. I'm so sorry. Man, there's a gas leak 2:14:34.600 --> 2:14:37.240 and went to clear these people out for the refund 2:14:37.280 --> 2:14:44.560 their money and what you fucking serious? All right, man, 2:14:44.960 --> 2:14:49.440 I guess you gotta. But you know something. You think 2:14:49.480 --> 2:14:52.040 that way because your men, you're lazy. You s a 2:14:52.080 --> 2:14:54.880 lot of pressure. Do you start nervous before shows? I 2:14:54.920 --> 2:14:56.880 got the Greek, Yeah, we're you nervous. Nervous, bro, I 2:14:56.920 --> 2:14:59.360 think you told me you fucking killed any bad thing. 2:14:59.400 --> 2:15:01.440 You told me you think it off his diggery for 2:15:01.480 --> 2:15:03.120 any back. Then you told me I'm trying to secure 2:15:03.120 --> 2:15:06.560 my five. I believe Remember you were like I think 2:15:06.680 --> 2:15:07.320 I think it was you. 2:15:07.720 --> 2:15:09.760 We're having a conversation and you're like the day you 2:15:09.760 --> 2:15:11.920 stop getting nervous because you don't respect the game like 2:15:12.080 --> 2:15:14.440 you you're never because you care about what what are 2:15:14.520 --> 2:15:15.000 your craft? 2:15:15.640 --> 2:15:17.240 And it doesn't work. 2:15:17.280 --> 2:15:19.200 When this fucking fat bitch in the back I'm about 2:15:19.200 --> 2:15:22.880 the headline, a big guy will be like, bitches, I'm like, 2:15:22.960 --> 2:15:25.680 shut the fuck up, brom I'm trying to focus because 2:15:25.920 --> 2:15:28.760 you don't understand the craft of putting like a joke together. 2:15:28.960 --> 2:15:32.200 You wanted to hit, and and then he's sometimes he's 2:15:32.200 --> 2:15:37.000 too motivational and he's like, hey, they're great up there, 2:15:37.040 --> 2:15:37.440 what more? 2:15:37.520 --> 2:15:39.320 What more? And I'm just like, oh my god, just 2:15:39.360 --> 2:15:41.920 stop talking to me for like five minutes. The pressure, 2:15:42.280 --> 2:15:43.760 the pressure go crazy. I don't know that's how you 2:15:43.840 --> 2:15:46.560 felt that something. You should speak up, bitch, snigger. But 2:15:46.720 --> 2:15:51.120 I'm not just you. He needs that. But sometimes shut 2:15:51.160 --> 2:15:53.640 the fuck up. Yeah, but he really needs that because 2:15:53.640 --> 2:15:56.880 if it was not there, then you'll be missed. Exactly. Yes, 2:15:57.080 --> 2:15:58.360 he doesn't know what he doesn't know what a good 2:15:58.400 --> 2:16:01.720 time is until it's gone. No, I do, no, I 2:16:01.760 --> 2:16:03.680 won about Have you ever added it showing regret? I 2:16:03.720 --> 2:16:06.520 didn't the day you have to do it at a show? Yeah? Man, 2:16:07.640 --> 2:16:12.240 that was where that's where we have. Saturday was already sodull. 2:16:12.280 --> 2:16:13.720 They're like, yeah, you went out of Friday. I was like, 2:16:13.760 --> 2:16:16.960 hell yeah. So that we did Friday birth and then 2:16:16.960 --> 2:16:18.920 we had the Saturday, so I was like, I should 2:16:18.920 --> 2:16:20.680 have just gone home right after. You have a bit 2:16:21.640 --> 2:16:23.760 when you gotta be there on a Thursday through Friday, Saturday, 2:16:23.800 --> 2:16:27.680 Sunday and the Thursday show is like, man, I ain't 2:16:28.720 --> 2:16:32.320 I got dressed up for this show, you gotta up 2:16:32.360 --> 2:16:36.600 for the next. I've been shows, bro, like where the 2:16:36.720 --> 2:16:39.200 Thursday show. I could hear the ace he go on, Bro, 2:16:40.520 --> 2:16:44.040 and I'm up there on stage. That's how empty it is. 2:16:47.760 --> 2:16:49.600 If there's if there's not a lot of tickets sold 2:16:49.640 --> 2:16:53.600 out a show to do the does do you just canceled? 2:16:53.640 --> 2:16:56.360 They gotta sell more more than ten to do the show. 2:16:56.680 --> 2:16:58.920 What the comedy store back in the day, if they 2:16:59.000 --> 2:17:02.640 sold tell they sold more than seven, more than eight tickets, 2:17:02.760 --> 2:17:06.040 there's gonna be a show. But I never had less 2:17:06.080 --> 2:17:09.400 than eight. I just had like the flas one hundred 2:17:09.400 --> 2:17:12.520 and fifty and there's thirty five. That's happened to you? Yeah, 2:17:13.440 --> 2:17:15.680 and I just walked at the show man. See, I 2:17:16.040 --> 2:17:19.560 learned from watching the energy of the first comic, because 2:17:19.560 --> 2:17:21.920 when at that low and if you're a young comic, 2:17:22.920 --> 2:17:26.400 it's gonna discourage you, man for sure and right, but 2:17:26.480 --> 2:17:27.960 you got to think about it. Man, you just do 2:17:28.080 --> 2:17:30.040 ten minutes, motherfucker, get off. He should be worried about 2:17:30.080 --> 2:17:33.760 the guy doing forty five on this bullshit. So so 2:17:35.000 --> 2:17:37.400 the first guy the horrible set, he's thinking too much. 2:17:37.959 --> 2:17:40.440 Then the guy that normally kills with a hard twenty 2:17:40.480 --> 2:17:44.760 five bombs hard. And then I go up there, man, 2:17:45.280 --> 2:17:49.240 and I just lie to the audience. Bro, I said, many, 2:17:49.320 --> 2:17:53.400 welcome everybody. Thursday nine, Second show Man. The first show 2:17:53.520 --> 2:18:00.760 was packed. It was fucking craze. Go ahead, no dog, 2:18:00.879 --> 2:18:04.720 do it, Bron, I say, do it, Bro, Yeah, do it. Bro. 2:18:05.200 --> 2:18:09.039 First show was fucking packed. We were turning away people away, 2:18:09.200 --> 2:18:14.840 man oh man. And then I don't know, I don't 2:18:14.840 --> 2:18:17.560 want to add a second show Man, but bad. We 2:18:17.640 --> 2:18:20.720 got to do the Second show Man three waitresses and 2:18:20.879 --> 2:18:24.040 we went home. We're doing it for the people. Yeah, 2:18:24.280 --> 2:18:28.680 that's hilarious. Now we were in New Mexico. Hyenas. Have 2:18:28.720 --> 2:18:31.320 you done that? One? Was the New Mexico Hyenas. No, 2:18:31.440 --> 2:18:34.320 I've only done the Route sixty six. Okay, I've done 2:18:34.320 --> 2:18:35.360 that one. Uh. 2:18:35.640 --> 2:18:37.560 New Mexico is like a weird city. It always sells 2:18:37.560 --> 2:18:39.360 out the day of for like the day before, right, 2:18:40.000 --> 2:18:43.600 and Andrea she sent me with my ticketcount, and I'm like, damn. 2:18:44.800 --> 2:18:47.600 We came out waiting New Mexico for this ship. And 2:18:47.760 --> 2:18:50.600 then the first show, the first show was still like 2:18:50.720 --> 2:18:51.400 the first show was light. 2:18:51.440 --> 2:18:52.840 On a Thursday. We had we had one show on 2:18:52.879 --> 2:18:55.440 a Thursday, and it was like like it was like 2:18:56.800 --> 2:19:00.200 what is that room holding? Drea? Like one was maybe 2:19:00.280 --> 2:19:03.560 like sixty people in there, and I was like sixty strong. 2:19:03.720 --> 2:19:07.240 I'll never forget you. Yes, a great show. 2:19:07.920 --> 2:19:11.280 And I remember being up there like damn it because if, bro, 2:19:11.440 --> 2:19:12.920 if you should do that club one day when you're 2:19:12.959 --> 2:19:15.440 just passing by great club, it's like you're doing it 2:19:15.520 --> 2:19:16.080 in a basement. 2:19:16.160 --> 2:19:19.400 That shit is tight. They only serve popcorn, like no 2:19:19.560 --> 2:19:24.720 food on that trip. I don't know. That was not 2:19:24.959 --> 2:19:27.040 the first club where I was having the show. And 2:19:27.320 --> 2:19:29.920 the city came and canceled the liquor license and no pass, 2:19:30.440 --> 2:19:33.480 no no no, uh fud, New Mexico. What do you 2:19:33.520 --> 2:19:35.640 mean they canceled the liquor license? What do you mean 2:19:35.840 --> 2:19:39.400 pay their license? Andre? What was it? The sanitizers that 2:19:39.520 --> 2:19:41.720 they had wasn't the one that was supposed to be used, 2:19:42.360 --> 2:19:44.160 so so they're not allowed to sell liquor. So the 2:19:44.240 --> 2:19:46.400 city came and while people were walking into the seat, 2:19:46.760 --> 2:19:49.440 the city came and just put a big sign closed. 2:19:49.600 --> 2:19:54.840 Oh shut that shut the fuck down. The damn they 2:19:54.879 --> 2:19:57.320 have a show is fucked. I'd be pissed. 2:19:58.560 --> 2:20:02.600 The last show too, Damn Sada Sanadreanna the nest to 2:20:02.640 --> 2:20:03.959 go get a bunch of bottle. Then we just gave 2:20:03.959 --> 2:20:07.600 people shots. Yeah, I mean I didn't expensive her needles 2:20:07.600 --> 2:20:08.440 like a bottle. 2:20:08.440 --> 2:20:10.840 Oh how many people were there? It was? It was 2:20:10.879 --> 2:20:14.560 a sold out show. That's sad duty. One hundred and thirty. 2:20:14.760 --> 2:20:16.480 Some people even left because then I brought We wanted 2:20:16.520 --> 2:20:18.200 to come sit here and see you watch do comedy and. 2:20:18.280 --> 2:20:20.880 Curry fucking bottles? Did you get? We got like four 2:20:21.560 --> 2:20:25.320 and there everybody just got like two little shots. Damn 2:20:25.400 --> 2:20:28.280 was kind of fucked up. Dog It happens full comedy comedy. 2:20:28.280 --> 2:20:31.600 Did unexpect to go? When when that is empty and 2:20:31.720 --> 2:20:35.400 the manager tells you about somebody that sold out and 2:20:35.480 --> 2:20:45.360 his Latino comedian, Oh we had fucking you know him, right, 2:20:45.640 --> 2:20:49.240 he sold out. They tell you like that, I won't see. 2:20:49.280 --> 2:20:50.520 I want but I don't want to. I don't want 2:20:50.520 --> 2:20:52.920 to compare comics because a lot of great comics. But 2:20:53.280 --> 2:20:55.320 but they will do that. Man, Oh man, it's all loud. 2:20:56.120 --> 2:21:02.119 We had Dustiny Borrow last week. Well that's killed killed kill. 2:21:04.320 --> 2:21:06.400 I would hear like, oh man, it's so doub man. 2:21:07.560 --> 2:21:10.360 You didn't got to start out man, probably because last week, man, 2:21:10.400 --> 2:21:14.680 we had chunky ducky quack quack. That's a fucking killed dog. 2:21:15.920 --> 2:21:23.400 We had, we had to fucking we had the China 2:21:23.480 --> 2:21:29.920 man Mark Britain bro killing it. Yeah, that's that's happened 2:21:29.920 --> 2:21:32.880 to you. And there was at the Looney Band. We 2:21:32.959 --> 2:21:36.520 have the Looney Band, and and where were the oh 2:21:36.720 --> 2:21:43.880 Man the Looney Band? And in Kansas? And which you 2:21:43.920 --> 2:21:48.400 talk Kansas? Which you talk Kansas? And that that comedy 2:21:48.440 --> 2:21:51.480 club ran the comedy club like a genius bro like 2:21:52.280 --> 2:21:55.800 they stayed those Right, he's a guarantee start out Friday, Saturday, 2:21:56.480 --> 2:21:59.320 Friday Saturday. Right, you stay with your talk. I'm probably 2:21:59.360 --> 2:22:02.520 sure you do a sell out what you talk Friday 2:22:02.520 --> 2:22:04.880 and Saturday, one hundred and fifty people. Right, he could 2:22:04.879 --> 2:22:07.040 set it out. I know you can't, yea. But so 2:22:07.840 --> 2:22:10.480 the owner knows that. Yeah, but he will bring him 2:22:10.480 --> 2:22:13.640 on Saturday because he knows he'll sell out. That's he'll 2:22:13.680 --> 2:22:18.520 bring him on Friday. He'll bring Smo Smow somewhere to 2:22:18.760 --> 2:22:22.320 struggle for that Friday and Saturday, and and he'll give 2:22:22.800 --> 2:22:24.840 a bunch of tickets for free and start it out 2:22:24.879 --> 2:22:30.680 with that comic. So he'll bring Duno's Monday and Tuesday. Instead, 2:22:31.280 --> 2:22:35.360 we've exactly. But why would they do that, because because 2:22:35.440 --> 2:22:38.640 because because of percentage, because a percent he spend a 2:22:38.640 --> 2:22:41.120 percent he's just making all the alcohol money. Yes, so 2:22:41.160 --> 2:22:42.760 why I don't got to split the percentage of me. 2:22:43.000 --> 2:22:45.200 It's like it's like, it's like, why bring you on 2:22:45.280 --> 2:22:47.879 a like match money that I'm not going to be made. 2:22:47.920 --> 2:22:50.960 So my Monday Tuesdays are terrible. So let's say you 2:22:51.080 --> 2:22:54.560 sell out one fifty on Friday Saturday. On Monday Tuesday 2:22:54.560 --> 2:22:56.199 you might do fifty, which I never do nothing. 2:22:56.040 --> 2:22:57.600 And then on Saturday Sunder I can give away free 2:22:57.640 --> 2:23:00.400 tickets out still make my bar money and you only 2:23:00.440 --> 2:23:00.680 get it. 2:23:00.840 --> 2:23:03.600 You get a flat fee of a dollars whatever. So 2:23:04.120 --> 2:23:06.280 so me, we went there with Gabbrieg last years on 2:23:06.320 --> 2:23:08.680 a Monday, and I full sold on Monday and Tuesday. 2:23:09.360 --> 2:23:14.520 But we didn't. Like I was like us the story together. Yeah, 2:23:14.640 --> 2:23:15.960 so I was telling you, like my head, I was 2:23:15.959 --> 2:23:18.280 thinking that they could have just had him on Friday 2:23:18.280 --> 2:23:20.560 and Saturday. Yeah, it would have sold out, But that 2:23:20.720 --> 2:23:23.480 guy did he will bring the bigger comics on Monday 2:23:23.480 --> 2:23:28.680 and Tuesday, because it's why not? Yeah, why not? Because 2:23:28.760 --> 2:23:31.080 he why not having a Monday and Tuesday with a 2:23:31.120 --> 2:23:33.920 big headliner that can sell out the show. We'll make 2:23:34.000 --> 2:23:36.240 money on Monday and Tuesday, and we'll have a smaller 2:23:36.280 --> 2:23:38.960 show Friday Saturday. And it was right, Yeah, just like 2:23:40.000 --> 2:23:41.880 he'll give away tickets for the Friday and Saturday show 2:23:41.920 --> 2:23:44.680 for that guy and have do no sell out to 2:23:44.720 --> 2:23:48.440 a show on Monday and Tuesday, and that may he's 2:23:48.440 --> 2:23:51.320 making money the whole week. Oh what the fun if 2:23:51.360 --> 2:23:53.320 he would have put if we were to put small 2:23:53.840 --> 2:23:57.680 comedian on Monday and Tuesday. We know how open mics 2:23:57.879 --> 2:24:01.760 run on Wednesdays is always empty? Yeah, why not have 2:24:01.800 --> 2:24:04.800 a guarantee sold out show. Damn, that's kind of smart. 2:24:04.879 --> 2:24:07.800 Is that comedy club still there? The Lonely Man? What's 2:24:07.800 --> 2:24:11.840 your favorite comedy club? It is? Oh my favorite where 2:24:12.440 --> 2:24:14.680 the owner? My favorite comedy club is all the ones 2:24:14.720 --> 2:24:18.680 that are in the Northwest or like we're there more 2:24:18.720 --> 2:24:24.040 freedom man, like Seattle, Washington, Oh my god, Washington. What 2:24:24.200 --> 2:24:30.879 comedy club there? Back then it was called bill Leaders something, 2:24:31.000 --> 2:24:35.520 but now it's the Tacoma, WA Comedy Club, not the 2:24:36.040 --> 2:24:36.959 I just we. 2:24:37.040 --> 2:24:39.879 Didn't need this this week got you On Thursday, I'm 2:24:39.879 --> 2:24:44.160 going on Emerald City or the Casino is a comedy club? 2:24:44.680 --> 2:24:47.400 I think it might be in the casino. Yeah, is 2:24:47.480 --> 2:24:50.680 it a casino? And Drew and I don't even know, 2:24:51.480 --> 2:24:54.280 you know, she said, yes, oh yeah, I love that place. Yeah, 2:24:54.640 --> 2:24:58.800 it's it's a it's a casino, and you know, it's 2:24:58.840 --> 2:25:01.160 in a big mall area. Yeah. And they're like, oh, 2:25:01.160 --> 2:25:03.400 and that's kind of down to your mills. Yeah. Huge, 2:25:03.520 --> 2:25:08.640 like yeah, huge area. And then everybody parties that at 2:25:08.680 --> 2:25:13.280 the mall at I get that casino. Everybody, Oh that's bad. 2:25:13.520 --> 2:25:15.440 I was. I was next to a casino and there's 2:25:15.480 --> 2:25:21.280 a club generate fucking gamblers over here, and doesn't it terrible? Yeah, 2:25:21.400 --> 2:25:22.080 there's a club. 2:25:22.560 --> 2:25:25.520 Yeah, you're a degenerate fuck too, you're de generate cocaine. 2:25:25.640 --> 2:25:27.840 It's okay, though, Like, what the fuck don't you say? 2:25:27.920 --> 2:25:30.920 She's like, we'll cut that part out. But but I 2:25:31.040 --> 2:25:32.520 want to know how to gamp. I just don't know how. 2:25:33.320 --> 2:25:36.720 Yeah, because Seattle is so legal, bro, Like, you're gonna 2:25:36.720 --> 2:25:39.920 have fun because Seattle is the only city where you 2:25:40.000 --> 2:25:44.160 could buy weed right here next door by a Q 2:25:44.320 --> 2:25:48.360 forty seven with hollow points suppressor on it, walk out 2:25:48.400 --> 2:25:52.720 with it, just show your ID and get an abortion. 2:25:53.560 --> 2:25:58.880 You know, are in the same area and buy legalized mushrooms. Yeah, 2:25:59.440 --> 2:26:02.320 Seattle's gonna be one of the first dates where you 2:26:02.360 --> 2:26:05.080 could kill yourself if you're sick. 2:26:06.520 --> 2:26:10.360 Side Yeah, so like you bring your whole fan. Second, 2:26:10.360 --> 2:26:12.240 if I'm if I'm if I'm Hella sick, and then 2:26:12.280 --> 2:26:14.480 I'm gonna die. I just wanted to cut it right now, 2:26:15.040 --> 2:26:17.160 you have your family come over, you'll kick it or 2:26:17.200 --> 2:26:19.400 whatever whatever, and then they literally injected you and then 2:26:19.440 --> 2:26:20.400 it's like a painless death. 2:26:21.480 --> 2:26:24.560 It's kind of smart. Yeah, if you know you can't 2:26:24.600 --> 2:26:26.560 go through it, bro, Like, you know, that's funny you 2:26:26.640 --> 2:26:28.720 saying that. When I was in England, they were protesting 2:26:28.920 --> 2:26:30.320 against that because they were going to try to make 2:26:30.320 --> 2:26:32.039 it a law in England. That's so weird. And there 2:26:32.120 --> 2:26:37.680 was people saying self assisted is still suicide. Self assisting 2:26:37.840 --> 2:26:41.080 is murdered. And then and then you gotta think about it, 2:26:41.080 --> 2:26:42.600 like the sick people are like, you don't know what 2:26:42.720 --> 2:26:46.080 the fuck. I'm Philly, but you know you gotta be 2:26:46.200 --> 2:26:52.560 scared though. You gotta wonder, like there's so many questions 2:26:52.600 --> 2:26:54.720 you're not asking, you know yourself, if we have our 2:26:54.800 --> 2:27:00.320 self administered deaths, you know you gotta last You saw 2:27:00.440 --> 2:27:03.080 how sick to the person gotta because there's sometimes. Bro, 2:27:03.160 --> 2:27:06.800 when I have a hemorrhoid, just kill me now, just 2:27:06.879 --> 2:27:10.040 fucking killing My ass is burning. Just fucking kill me. 2:27:10.320 --> 2:27:11.920 I'm not going abale to get in a plane. I'm 2:27:11.920 --> 2:27:15.800 won't be sitting sideways the old time. Just fucking shoot 2:27:15.840 --> 2:27:18.960 me now, Man, my fucking hemorrhoid. Bro, that should be burning. 2:27:19.000 --> 2:27:21.200 Bro Like, I have a hemorrhoids sometimes and then it 2:27:21.320 --> 2:27:25.000 gives birds another hemorrhoid. That's a ticket. Shit, Hey hers 2:27:25.160 --> 2:27:28.240 so much bro. Like, Like, if you never had a hemorrhoid, 2:27:28.280 --> 2:27:31.120 you're not a man. Man. We just had one together. Yeah, 2:27:31.320 --> 2:27:34.600 you had one at the same time. Man. It's kind 2:27:34.600 --> 2:27:37.600 of girls with their periods sin up, you know. I 2:27:37.680 --> 2:27:39.920 didn't know that. I didn't know that that girl sink 2:27:40.000 --> 2:27:42.560 up with their periods. No, yeah, I didn't know that. 2:27:43.280 --> 2:27:45.680 If all if a bunch of women live in the 2:27:45.720 --> 2:27:48.680 same house, they all have the same cycle. Yeah. Yeah, 2:27:48.879 --> 2:27:51.520 I was raised. I was raised by all women. It's weird. 2:27:52.000 --> 2:27:54.600 And and when there was a time and point where 2:27:54.720 --> 2:27:58.080 like my mom, my oldest dad moved out, moved back in, 2:27:58.360 --> 2:28:01.200 and it was all three girls and my mom and 2:28:01.280 --> 2:28:02.880 they were on their perier at the same time it was. 2:28:02.959 --> 2:28:06.039 It was a very bad time. I also wanted assistant suicide. 2:28:06.080 --> 2:28:11.120 At that moment, I was also imagine the abuse mentally. 2:28:11.240 --> 2:28:14.000 I was fuck papa once a month, bro, this full 2:28:14.040 --> 2:28:17.360 get abused once a month. I was called every single 2:28:17.400 --> 2:28:19.000 word other than my mom. My mom held it in 2:28:19.080 --> 2:28:21.560 the most, but I think I was called a couple 2:28:21.600 --> 2:28:24.080 of fat pieces of ships throughout the week. I grew 2:28:24.160 --> 2:28:27.440 up with four women in my house, three women, my mom, 2:28:27.760 --> 2:28:31.200 all women. Once a month, they will give me chocolate 2:28:32.360 --> 2:28:36.600 and then belitt on me because a lot of chocolate. 2:28:36.680 --> 2:28:43.920 You'll say that, try to get it women a menstrul 2:28:44.160 --> 2:28:47.640 cho both of the chocolate. Bro during the andre you 2:28:47.720 --> 2:28:49.880 beating chocolate when you get your period? What about you 2:28:49.920 --> 2:28:56.520 want to be like chocolate? I know what that's the 2:28:56.560 --> 2:28:58.720 point of that kind? Can I ask you a question? 2:28:58.879 --> 2:29:02.440 Why is that? Like? What does chocolate do? I think 2:29:02.480 --> 2:29:06.160 it's just like a comfort thing like a lot of 2:29:06.240 --> 2:29:10.960 girls do, like ice cream. Why are girls bitches at 2:29:10.959 --> 2:29:19.119 that time? Do you actually I'm fuking around, but I'm 2:29:19.560 --> 2:29:21.600 I don't think that way? What do you what? What 2:29:21.840 --> 2:29:24.400 are the Indonesian women bro? When they want any other period? Bro? 2:29:24.480 --> 2:29:37.400 What do they eat Indonesian food. Probably chocolate, bro, chocolate. 2:29:42.520 --> 2:29:49.200 Why are the women bitches because to buy chocolateate but 2:29:49.280 --> 2:29:54.400 instead of like every nationality have a chocolate she said chocolate, right, Oh, yeah, 2:29:54.440 --> 2:29:58.119 Indonesians do. It's white ladies. Probably Indonesies have a chocolates 2:29:58.120 --> 2:30:02.680 called start up b n G da'sh b n g 2:30:02.879 --> 2:30:04.199 that's does and cholate. 2:30:04.000 --> 2:30:12.000 That's crazyn't even bank during that time, a bang about 2:30:12.040 --> 2:30:12.560 a bank. 2:30:16.320 --> 2:30:18.520 Would be out of Yeah, look look that's it food. 2:30:18.560 --> 2:30:22.400 That's it fucking gas food by me one bro foo. Yeah. 2:30:22.400 --> 2:30:24.840 If I if I got always with the way it's 2:30:25.160 --> 2:30:29.320 foods everything way for food that was yeah, like when 2:30:29.440 --> 2:30:31.840 they like that, that would go. So my mom would 2:30:31.840 --> 2:30:34.040 get that sometimes from like they just I'm pretty sure 2:30:34.040 --> 2:30:36.200 could get them. Then at cat no, it's a bank, 2:30:36.280 --> 2:30:41.360 bank is yeah, that's just gas. That would be hard. 2:30:41.480 --> 2:30:43.199 I'm wearing like the big robe and getting your period 2:30:43.200 --> 2:30:46.560 at the same time that happens. Bro, what Yeah, I'm 2:30:46.600 --> 2:30:51.119 guessing food. It's not a robo. It must be sucking hard, 2:30:51.200 --> 2:30:57.400 being fucking Mexican and illegal getting your fucking period right. Yeah, man, Bro, 2:30:57.520 --> 2:30:59.320 my mom was on a period. I didn't know. And 2:30:59.800 --> 2:31:02.320 then I listening to the toilet, want the toilet because 2:31:02.480 --> 2:31:05.960 in the toilet paper area there was a lot of blood, 2:31:06.480 --> 2:31:09.279 a lot of blood. And I asked my mom, what happened? 2:31:09.560 --> 2:31:14.640 Somebody cuts ther more off? What's going on? Mom? I 2:31:14.680 --> 2:31:16.600 went with a trash cat. She was reading a book 2:31:16.800 --> 2:31:19.320 and which I'm getting a kid on that if soul? 2:31:19.840 --> 2:31:24.280 A lot of blood and trash can And then my 2:31:24.400 --> 2:31:27.480 mom told me a lie, and she told me now 2:31:27.560 --> 2:31:30.360 to tell my dad. But she didn't tell me that 2:31:30.440 --> 2:31:33.720 she was going through a menstrual period. Why did she 2:31:33.760 --> 2:31:36.080 want to tell your father? I don't know, because because 2:31:36.120 --> 2:31:38.600 my dad would have because then my dad would have 2:31:38.600 --> 2:31:40.440 to explain it to me if probably didn't want to 2:31:42.680 --> 2:31:45.200 save the conversation. Did you how did you find out 2:31:45.200 --> 2:31:47.560 about who? Did you ever get the birds and the 2:31:47.600 --> 2:31:51.440 bees talk? Nah? Probably every other kid in my neighborhood. 2:31:51.440 --> 2:31:55.480 I just got somebody pregnant. And that's it. Oh, that's 2:31:55.480 --> 2:31:58.039 actually in Jared's story as well. And Jared just got pregnant? 2:31:58.200 --> 2:32:01.800 Who Andrea Andre? And what do you mean just got pregnant? 2:32:02.080 --> 2:32:04.200 She's pregnant a long time ago. How many months are you? 2:32:04.680 --> 2:32:09.480 I'm not pregnant, but I got pregnant when I was nineteen. 2:32:10.240 --> 2:32:14.200 It wasn't fourteen. No a good age to leave a 2:32:14.280 --> 2:32:20.960 kid behind. Do you do you ever? You have children? Yeah? 2:32:21.000 --> 2:32:24.720 How many? I had? Three? My daughter passed away last 2:32:24.720 --> 2:32:29.160 week of breast cancer in Sweden. Oh damn, I'm so sorry. Yeah, 2:32:29.200 --> 2:32:43.280 if you're asking, get the fuck? Uh, don't do this 2:32:43.320 --> 2:32:46.880 ship like that. That's not fucking funny. I'm gonna be 2:32:47.160 --> 2:32:53.960 so fucking like uncomfortable, bro, very serious. You know he 2:32:54.040 --> 2:32:57.000 has a family out there, right, you remember his story? Oh? 2:32:57.760 --> 2:33:03.720 Over there? What what I'm gonna repeat again? If you laugh, 2:33:03.760 --> 2:33:08.080 I'm gonna walk out of the room, bro, I just kidding, Okay, 2:33:09.040 --> 2:33:12.680 walked out. My daughter lives in Sweden and she she 2:33:12.840 --> 2:33:16.520 had a metallistic breast cancer. Yeah, so she lives over there. 2:33:17.720 --> 2:33:21.200 You've been over there? She live? She No, she passed away, really, 2:33:21.280 --> 2:33:25.320 she passed away last week. I'm like, how you say grieving, 2:33:25.520 --> 2:33:29.240 you know, but you know it happens. You know, you 2:33:29.360 --> 2:33:31.800 go to stages where you grieve, you feel sad and 2:33:33.360 --> 2:33:41.320 like we are you laughing? Were you gonna yellow? Why 2:33:41.320 --> 2:33:53.600 do bitches die? White bitches kind of die? Did you 2:33:53.640 --> 2:33:55.400 hear the what was your question going with? How many 2:33:55.480 --> 2:33:59.120 kids you have? Oh? I have three No, I just 2:33:59.160 --> 2:34:05.880 have to Okay, Bro, okay, your car finished the question. 2:34:06.080 --> 2:34:11.480 I can't now, I really can't finish the question because 2:34:11.520 --> 2:34:15.320 the question had something to do with like that. Just 2:34:15.400 --> 2:34:18.160 do it, bro, go ahead. I was gonna say, do 2:34:18.160 --> 2:34:19.440 you ever get so mad at your kat you just 2:34:19.520 --> 2:34:24.879 want to kill I was just gonna say that too late, now, bro, 2:34:27.040 --> 2:34:29.280 But everybody goes through that stage. I'm pretty sure. Like 2:34:29.760 --> 2:34:32.039 my dad, I thought you wouldn't kill me one time too, man, 2:34:33.200 --> 2:34:35.720 One time my dad got so mad bro, like like 2:34:35.840 --> 2:34:38.080 I don't understand. Like he was hanging out with his 2:34:38.160 --> 2:34:41.760 friends drinking beer and I'll playing with a soccer ball 2:34:42.800 --> 2:34:45.160 and then I kicked real hard and I broke the 2:34:45.160 --> 2:34:48.800 neighborhood window and he saw and I got like and 2:34:49.120 --> 2:34:51.440 as soon as he saw, I said no, sorry, sorry, sorry, 2:34:51.480 --> 2:34:58.080 And Spanish Pasha got me by the back of the 2:34:58.120 --> 2:35:01.360 hair like like this. That was he'll move He'll put 2:35:01.400 --> 2:35:03.840 his hand right here and then lift your ass and 2:35:04.000 --> 2:35:07.480 like this and then lift you up. So even if 2:35:07.480 --> 2:35:10.119 you try to move your head, you're making your head 2:35:11.840 --> 2:35:16.840 more so. He dow me in the house and he 2:35:17.000 --> 2:35:20.800 slammed the door and he was all drunks and he goes, 2:35:20.879 --> 2:35:23.160 come on, you know what the fucking window going to cost? 2:35:23.400 --> 2:35:25.600 And I didn't have a beout. He didn't look for 2:35:25.680 --> 2:35:29.160 about and then you couldn't find it. Something that hit 2:35:29.240 --> 2:35:32.440 me with, Bro, That motherfucker went to the washing machine 2:35:32.920 --> 2:35:36.920 and ripped that fucking thick ass metal ship from the back. Yeah, 2:35:36.959 --> 2:35:40.480 and folded it right, folded it. And then my mom said, 2:35:40.520 --> 2:35:43.680 that's hello, show that's hello. And then she stopped him. 2:35:44.160 --> 2:35:46.280 But it still like ben brush. She hit me home. 2:35:48.160 --> 2:35:50.560 And then Joey about your dad is a nag where 2:35:50.560 --> 2:35:52.200 you cut him cheating but he got just walking the 2:35:52.240 --> 2:35:52.640 same day. 2:35:53.400 --> 2:35:55.760 I love that joke. We bonded, Bro, you look at 2:35:55.800 --> 2:36:02.240 each other? Is that real? Yeah? But it's sad, dude, 2:36:02.320 --> 2:36:04.320 like I caught him that one time? And were you 2:36:04.440 --> 2:36:08.520 at sixteen? Sixteen eighteen? I didn't say nothing. And one 2:36:08.600 --> 2:36:13.440 time Willie Barsenna and gabrieg Less we went to the 2:36:13.520 --> 2:36:16.960 casino just to go, yeah, so I'm morongo, Yes, I said, 2:36:16.959 --> 2:36:19.920 we were there and I yeah, and we saw my 2:36:20.080 --> 2:36:24.200 dad was another lady wall who you were with, William? Yeah? Bro, 2:36:24.720 --> 2:36:27.800 how were you done? I was like thirty something young, 2:36:28.160 --> 2:36:31.440 and those foods already had met my mom. They had 2:36:31.440 --> 2:36:34.400 told me my mom was fine in my fine Bro, 2:36:35.240 --> 2:36:38.280 my mom was hot. Bro, mama was hot, Like it 2:36:38.400 --> 2:36:41.160 was uncomfortable how hot she was. Because my friend was like, 2:36:41.959 --> 2:36:46.560 tell me stuff like you're lucky, brocky, this is my mom. 2:36:46.879 --> 2:36:53.400 That was my mama. I'll be talking to fuck kids. 2:36:53.480 --> 2:36:56.560 I have no barriers, Bro, they have no So my 2:36:56.680 --> 2:36:58.920 mom bro be jerking off to her all the time. 2:36:59.160 --> 2:37:01.880 You're lucky. Well, friend told you this, my little friend 2:37:01.959 --> 2:37:08.240 growing up, this little kid. And then when when my 2:37:08.320 --> 2:37:11.640 friend made my mom, they tried to say my mom 2:37:11.800 --> 2:37:16.960 was hot without saying she was hot, like I think William. 2:37:17.200 --> 2:37:19.320 One of them said, yeah, bro, your mom's a very 2:37:19.440 --> 2:37:23.160 classy lady. And I said, really, she doesn't have fucking projects. 2:37:24.920 --> 2:37:28.760 She let her hair grow on her legs. My mom 2:37:28.879 --> 2:37:32.200 was my mom has seven kids, and I pretty and 2:37:32.240 --> 2:37:34.720 she was beautiful, but I'm pretty sure she didn't want 2:37:34.720 --> 2:37:37.360 to have seven kids. I think every year she tried 2:37:37.400 --> 2:37:40.880 to look less less attractive to my dad, and she 2:37:40.959 --> 2:37:43.240 started growing her hair bro, and her legs was long, 2:37:43.320 --> 2:37:47.320 Bro that she was taking out her nylons. My dad was, 2:37:48.959 --> 2:37:51.600 you know whatever, Maybe I attracted my father now like 2:37:52.560 --> 2:37:55.640 beauty and the beast here when you say your father 2:37:55.760 --> 2:37:59.960 is an attractive male, Yeah, he's a he's a good 2:38:00.040 --> 2:38:02.680 looking guy. Bro. He too, he had all his hair 2:38:02.800 --> 2:38:07.440 to he died, bro, No fucking well ship hope espress 2:38:07.520 --> 2:38:10.880 to the next generation. So that was good looking, bro, 2:38:11.040 --> 2:38:13.160 Like he made my My mom told me that that 2:38:13.320 --> 2:38:16.760 was the first man she ever kissed one time, damn. 2:38:16.840 --> 2:38:19.520 And then my sister said, you fucked up, bitch. No 2:38:21.680 --> 2:38:23.240 wait so then, so then what happened when you get 2:38:23.320 --> 2:38:26.160 run into your dad with another girl? Oh? Man, so 2:38:26.600 --> 2:38:28.879 that's your dad said, nah, man, it is. It's well 2:38:28.920 --> 2:38:30.640 see and then we all walked there with my dad 2:38:31.240 --> 2:38:34.040 and my dad says, it's met me though, it's my friend. 2:38:34.400 --> 2:38:40.840 She's my friend. And then what'd you say? Okay, you didn't. 2:38:41.720 --> 2:38:44.400 This was for sure about it all the way home. Bro. 2:38:44.520 --> 2:38:45.920 Have you ever have you ever, like in front of 2:38:45.959 --> 2:38:48.000 your pops on something like that? No, no, none of 2:38:48.040 --> 2:38:51.959 my business a grown man does after you're really eighteen? Yeah, 2:38:52.000 --> 2:38:53.680 I about to say, you're in your dad, I mean, 2:38:54.520 --> 2:38:57.640 like you're my dad, right, I confront me, brought my dad. 2:38:58.720 --> 2:39:01.400 I'm confronting you. Yeah, I mean my dad answering you. 2:39:01.840 --> 2:39:05.880 Oh so I'm you okay, Hey, why did you shut 2:39:05.920 --> 2:39:08.920 the fuck up. I don't want to know what your 2:39:09.000 --> 2:39:11.560 fucking thing, motherfucker. I don't want to know what your 2:39:11.560 --> 2:39:13.440 fucking think. I know what you saw. You know what 2:39:13.560 --> 2:39:16.640 you saw. You want to continue this, I'll fuck you 2:39:16.879 --> 2:39:19.720 up right now. I will fuck you up. I will 2:39:19.800 --> 2:39:22.920 fuck you up. If your mom knows, I will fucking 2:39:23.360 --> 2:39:27.520 fuck you up, motherfucker fuck and now that'll be the 2:39:27.600 --> 2:39:30.120 torture you'll get every day, Like when you before you 2:39:30.200 --> 2:39:33.120 wake up, I will fuck you up. If you open 2:39:33.160 --> 2:39:36.200 your big fat fucking mouth. What would you do right now? 2:39:36.240 --> 2:39:37.800 If you call your if you call your dad, cheeting 2:39:37.800 --> 2:39:40.320 on your mom and I'm opening in a cand of 2:39:40.320 --> 2:39:41.920 wood pass that it was like four feet. 2:39:43.560 --> 2:39:45.760 Fus my mom, and like my dad's pretty old, but 2:39:46.160 --> 2:39:50.160 for that food, definite would never check on my mother. Honestly, 2:39:50.240 --> 2:39:53.160 What would you do if you caught? Okay, you're your siblings. 2:39:53.520 --> 2:39:57.879 How about this? You have a girlfriend? No right now? 2:39:57.959 --> 2:40:00.920 He does? Yeah, but if you do right, just and 2:40:01.000 --> 2:40:03.080 you've been together a long time kind of like rough 2:40:03.160 --> 2:40:06.240 but Bulls does go for there together a long time? Yeah, right, 2:40:06.360 --> 2:40:09.480 and whatever you like? His lady and him are known 2:40:09.680 --> 2:40:11.760 to each other. Yeah, but how long are we saying 2:40:12.520 --> 2:40:16.000 three years together? Everyone knows. Everybody knows that's your lady. 2:40:16.160 --> 2:40:20.320 Everybody knows you. Yeah, you're somewhere, bro you see it, 2:40:20.480 --> 2:40:22.200 lady kissing another man. 2:40:22.680 --> 2:40:23.800 I can tell you what I'm gonna do right now. 2:40:24.040 --> 2:40:25.320 Tell me, I can tell you what I'm gonna Okay, 2:40:25.320 --> 2:40:26.000 what's setting are we in? 2:40:27.000 --> 2:40:30.000 You're you're fucking a Starbucks getting a coffee on the 2:40:30.040 --> 2:40:32.680 way to take it to him, okay, and then you 2:40:32.800 --> 2:40:35.680 take it to her. Okay, But there's your city like this, 2:40:35.879 --> 2:40:37.560 but they're like this, holdeen hands. You don't know that 2:40:37.640 --> 2:40:41.400 that guy that Okay, So that's obviously okay. I can 2:40:41.440 --> 2:40:44.160 tell you do I have to drink already whatever you want, Okay, 2:40:44.320 --> 2:40:46.400 you have the drinker. So this first is what I'm 2:40:46.400 --> 2:40:48.320 gonna do. I'm gonna take a picture so I can 2:40:48.360 --> 2:40:51.800 show this food. I confirmed it food. Realistically, I would 2:40:51.840 --> 2:40:53.880 throw that ship boom, just hit that bitch in the face, 2:40:54.120 --> 2:40:55.480 and then I wouldn't even trip on the foot. I 2:40:55.480 --> 2:40:58.720 would start hitting this boom because it's a betrayal. We 2:40:58.760 --> 2:41:01.560 can't control with Amando's because you don't know the man. 2:41:01.640 --> 2:41:03.000 You know what I'm saying, that's not your Homi or nothing. 2:41:03.040 --> 2:41:04.240 But that's your bit, you know what I'm saying. Like 2:41:04.360 --> 2:41:07.000 your girl, it's her fault, you know what I'm saying. 2:41:07.280 --> 2:41:10.520 So I'm sorry. The repercussions have to be made. You're 2:41:10.520 --> 2:41:14.440 gonna have to get hit a few times again, Philly, 2:41:14.480 --> 2:41:17.320 But I'm chilling. So what happens when you do that? 2:41:17.720 --> 2:41:24.360 Nobody knows why you're doing this? It looks to everybody else, 2:41:24.440 --> 2:41:27.040 no one knows why are you doing this? You're some 2:41:27.400 --> 2:41:30.400 guy from the talent band who just show it up, Bro, 2:41:31.640 --> 2:41:37.480 crazy looking fool bro glasses who looks like for a kid, 2:41:37.920 --> 2:41:40.240 that dude that will getting that old man off and 2:41:40.280 --> 2:41:46.440 start at that gym. Here's that guy right now? Bro? 2:41:46.560 --> 2:41:52.920 I live lesbian cops. Bro. Yeah, okay, okay, Philipps Anonami happen? Question? 2:41:54.200 --> 2:41:56.840 I'm somewhere and I see Lisa with another man at 2:41:56.840 --> 2:41:59.200 a coffee shop. What do you want me to do? Bro? 2:41:59.320 --> 2:42:03.640 You do what you got to do? Bro, I'm not 2:42:03.840 --> 2:42:09.960 there for what would you do? Special? Like? Do you 2:42:10.000 --> 2:42:12.959 know what happened? Here's for Philippe. My brother, I saw 2:42:13.000 --> 2:42:17.080 a movie with my wife. Was this guy caught his lady? 2:42:17.240 --> 2:42:21.200 His best friend dog like this wants to be him? 2:42:21.959 --> 2:42:24.960 He wants to be him so bad he catched with 2:42:25.040 --> 2:42:29.640 another lady. You know what ends up doing He bribes 2:42:29.680 --> 2:42:31.039 her to have sex with him. 2:42:33.200 --> 2:42:35.440 So basically he's such a card and he's like the 2:42:35.440 --> 2:42:38.000 guy for a second, I got your bitch with another guy, 2:42:38.080 --> 2:42:38.960 but I really want to be you. 2:42:39.040 --> 2:42:40.680 And I'm like, look, I want to tell him, but 2:42:40.800 --> 2:42:45.360 you gotta fuck me. Oh this is in the mood. Yeah, 2:42:47.200 --> 2:42:48.840 because she didn't want to. She wants to relate the 2:42:48.920 --> 2:42:52.760 murage to work mm. But then she ended up getting 2:42:52.840 --> 2:42:55.240 pregnant from that guy in Oh, she kept it from 2:42:55.280 --> 2:42:59.000 the best friend. Fucking horror bitch, hate your horn? Bitches? 2:43:00.720 --> 2:43:02.560 Have you been the good The movie is called The 2:43:02.600 --> 2:43:08.720 Good Girl? Have you ever been cheating on Bro? Hell? Yeah, Bro, 2:43:09.680 --> 2:43:11.760 that what made me evil? I got cheated on bro 2:43:11.879 --> 2:43:14.400 like you wouldn't believe bro. How about was the cheating 2:43:15.160 --> 2:43:19.840 bad Bro? Bad like Jennifer Aniston? Yeah? That movie The 2:43:19.920 --> 2:43:26.440 Good Girl? Even binge? Who's okay? Hold on? Hold on? 2:43:27.120 --> 2:43:30.000 Is who's the boyfriend? Who's the who's the husband? John 2:43:30.080 --> 2:43:34.920 c Riley and Jake Jilah finds out he fuck Jennifer Aniston. No, 2:43:35.879 --> 2:43:38.320 Jack gilgall is some crazy guy that she said she 2:43:38.440 --> 2:43:41.160 fucking works at the at the store with she had 2:43:41.320 --> 2:43:45.320 fucking that guy, the other guy Corney. No Tim Blake, 2:43:45.440 --> 2:43:53.560 keep going bad dude, fuck no Buba, that's him. 2:43:53.600 --> 2:43:57.240 Brown's she Rightley always with a bad he remember he 2:43:57.640 --> 2:43:58.520 remember step Brothers. 2:43:58.520 --> 2:44:01.440 He's sucking his uh, his brother, his brother's wife. Yeah, 2:44:01.760 --> 2:44:03.440 hey for that was the first time where I felt 2:44:03.520 --> 2:44:05.880 like horny. Yeah. No, not the first time, but that 2:44:05.959 --> 2:44:07.280 was one of the times I remember as a kid. 2:44:07.320 --> 2:44:08.800 I've seen it. I was like, oh my god, jacked 2:44:08.800 --> 2:44:10.560 off to that scene from Stepbrothers. I didn't jack off. 2:44:11.720 --> 2:44:14.400 You gotta see her in that movie Bad Moun's Christmas. 2:44:15.040 --> 2:44:17.840 She's bad as fuck. Yeah, oh my god, Oh wait 2:44:18.120 --> 2:44:21.640 her name we forgot her name? Her stepbrother Hannah's something. 2:44:23.400 --> 2:44:26.440 Oh I love Stepbrothers. She's bad as fuck. Dog Robert 2:44:26.440 --> 2:44:30.320 Btter not getting my face. I'll drop that motherfucker her right. 2:44:30.360 --> 2:44:34.720 There's up there, right here, Catherine Han, Catherine Han. I 2:44:34.800 --> 2:44:38.680 was all way off. She's alright, right there, Catherine Han. 2:44:39.360 --> 2:44:44.480 She's fine, bro, She's funny and everything all she'sious, hilarious. 2:44:45.320 --> 2:44:50.360 What else is she in? Let me see go back, yeah, 2:44:50.440 --> 2:44:55.560 go now, go down, go on. All those movies bad 2:44:55.640 --> 2:45:03.600 MOUs Christmas. Would you ever do a scary movie? Philip? Yeah? 2:45:03.600 --> 2:45:07.119 Oh yeah, bro, I played cool cool Dog, wrote my character. 2:45:08.480 --> 2:45:12.040 Have you have you ever been through something paranormal? I 2:45:12.040 --> 2:45:16.160 don't believe in that stuff. I don't, man, it's hard 2:45:16.160 --> 2:45:17.840 for me to believe in that. So you don't believe 2:45:17.879 --> 2:45:20.360 in ghosts. I don't believe people watched on water either. 2:45:22.080 --> 2:45:25.800 I don't believe in ghosts now. Man. It's just it's impossible, man, 2:45:26.000 --> 2:45:30.320 just it's just very impossible for me. I believe in 2:45:30.360 --> 2:45:31.440 that shit fucking hard. 2:45:31.800 --> 2:45:34.600 Well yeah, you know, Okay, but you're telling me, you're 2:45:34.640 --> 2:45:36.280 telling me you don't even have a family member that's 2:45:36.280 --> 2:45:37.640 been through some pet something paranormal. 2:45:38.360 --> 2:45:41.520 Well, I mean you didn't believe I entertained a story. 2:45:41.640 --> 2:45:46.400 Really wow, that's crazy write a book. But I feel bad, 2:45:46.440 --> 2:45:47.960 like I want to joke about it and ship, like, 2:45:49.120 --> 2:45:51.360 how long are we going to continue believing in ghosts? 2:45:51.640 --> 2:45:54.640 You know? Because I know the ghals that my grandma saw, 2:45:54.680 --> 2:45:56.400 we're probably the most scary as goes in my hot 2:45:56.720 --> 2:46:00.800 and people with cantyn see right, and the ghost that 2:46:01.640 --> 2:46:07.720 my mom saw were probably scared. Nah, what kind of 2:46:07.800 --> 2:46:10.480 ghosts are you gonna see? Bro, Like you're gonna see 2:46:10.520 --> 2:46:16.400 your mom looking for a cell phone? Bro? Oh, I 2:46:16.480 --> 2:46:19.000 see what you're saying. Like the more modern, the harder 2:46:19.000 --> 2:46:22.000 it is hard to believe. Yeah, Like when I saw 2:46:22.320 --> 2:46:26.360 it was Graba walking around me go. But you're like 2:46:26.480 --> 2:46:29.640 people are on younger than you. Guys gonna see ghos like, 2:46:29.879 --> 2:46:37.360 oh my arphone, where's my fucking charger? Right there? Are 2:46:37.360 --> 2:46:39.480 you gonna see it? Is that a ghost taking a selfie? 2:46:39.560 --> 2:46:43.480 Oh my god, I see what you're saying. Ghost are 2:46:43.480 --> 2:46:49.400 gonna been only fans only ghosts? Oh g hyppornals changed? Bro? 2:46:50.320 --> 2:46:54.040 Do you think so? Yeah? It's better now or worse before? 2:46:54.160 --> 2:46:58.360 Black or not? Way better now? Bro? Before before bro, 2:46:58.600 --> 2:47:01.840 like everybody knew you were a perverse everybody in your 2:47:01.959 --> 2:47:04.440 perfect you if you were into porn, because we like, 2:47:04.840 --> 2:47:07.680 there was no way to not anybody. There was no 2:47:07.720 --> 2:47:10.680 way to hide it, you know, because if you would 2:47:10.680 --> 2:47:13.560 have to go to a magazine shop, it's before computers 2:47:13.879 --> 2:47:16.039 and you have to buy an actual porno like a magazine. 2:47:16.360 --> 2:47:18.400 Oh so this was before the video store and everything, 2:47:18.440 --> 2:47:21.720 before vitto store. You would have to even a biddle 2:47:21.760 --> 2:47:24.640 store too. They saw you when you came in. You 2:47:24.680 --> 2:47:27.240 would have to fucking put Like the old joke was 2:47:27.680 --> 2:47:29.920 you would run three pornos and you put them in 2:47:30.000 --> 2:47:31.959 the middle, and then you put like the regular movies 2:47:32.000 --> 2:47:38.640 on top. You put like, oh, man, a little Mermaid, 2:47:39.600 --> 2:47:51.920 little weapon, little weapons weapons, Letho, the Big Mermaid, Finding Penis, 2:47:55.360 --> 2:48:02.320 Lola Tera. Well, then have you was born huh if 2:48:02.360 --> 2:48:06.400 you want your vegan porno being porno bro, a girl 2:48:06.400 --> 2:48:12.520 of farts out there, Man, I just cannot wow, Man, 2:48:12.720 --> 2:48:15.800 like wow, But you don't have to watch porn on 2:48:15.879 --> 2:48:18.160 no more, like you don't used to be like you 2:48:18.280 --> 2:48:20.440 have to be an actual porn star, like an adult 2:48:20.520 --> 2:48:23.240 film star. You would have to be somebody that didn't 2:48:23.280 --> 2:48:24.960 go to college or high school, you know. To be 2:48:25.040 --> 2:48:28.800 a porn star, somebody was problems at home and they 2:48:28.840 --> 2:48:31.360 were not rare. They were rare rare. Yeah, but now 2:48:31.560 --> 2:48:35.440 anybody could be a porn star. Bro, I follow sufficient 2:48:35.480 --> 2:48:39.760 porn stars yourself, because just a woman and her name 2:48:39.879 --> 2:48:45.080 a woman named Htown live Chetown, and her and her 2:48:45.160 --> 2:48:49.840 husband has random sex, bro, and they have only fans 2:48:50.640 --> 2:48:55.520 and they make money and they're like dirty, bro, They're dirty. 2:48:55.760 --> 2:49:02.000 So just so just images images. Hey, all right, hold on, 2:49:02.120 --> 2:49:11.400 this is tweeter her, her, her, her, Yeah, so her, 2:49:11.600 --> 2:49:14.880 she just lays down and her husband is like laying 2:49:14.959 --> 2:49:19.360 across the room. Was a massive penis bro like like 2:49:20.400 --> 2:49:22.199 like this guy probably don't even know how to read 2:49:22.680 --> 2:49:26.320 because that penis does everything for him. Like like this 2:49:26.480 --> 2:49:29.760 guy where we were loose sweats, it looks like he's 2:49:30.200 --> 2:49:38.040 stealing a jump rope, like like his vein on his 2:49:38.200 --> 2:49:42.039 penis is bigger than the vein on a snicker bar. 2:49:42.120 --> 2:49:49.640 Bro and her booty bro like humong is bro like, Like, dude, 2:49:50.120 --> 2:49:52.400 there's a video of her at the World Cup and 2:49:52.480 --> 2:49:57.520 it went viral the World Cup, right, and then they 2:49:57.680 --> 2:50:02.320 use that video for the Remove movie three minutes like 2:50:02.480 --> 2:50:11.800 three hours later. Oh ship, I figure got it, I say, 2:50:12.959 --> 2:50:15.760 I think doudos I love b Yeah. I got horny 2:50:15.800 --> 2:50:18.400 for she had big, old fucking taste. She was gonna 2:50:18.400 --> 2:50:22.880 invite it to my show. His husband though, because I 2:50:22.959 --> 2:50:26.160 have a cock like that, My ship's mediocre. It's like 2:50:26.240 --> 2:50:29.720 it's like, yeah, bye, dick me too, Bro. My my 2:50:29.920 --> 2:50:32.520 dick is small, but it does a job of five dicks, 2:50:32.600 --> 2:50:34.840 so it's a hard worker. Bro it. We'll not quit 2:50:35.240 --> 2:50:37.959 fucking Mexican, right, Mexican bro. Hell yeah, Bro, you're thinking 2:50:37.959 --> 2:50:40.560 about anymore my day. He is not at home deeper 2:50:40.640 --> 2:50:43.879 looking for work, Bro, it's not there, Bro, A little 2:50:44.000 --> 2:50:48.760 little vest pointing. Have you ever done construction? Bro? I 2:50:48.800 --> 2:50:51.920 got five from a construction company for being the HORNI 2:50:51.959 --> 2:50:55.560 aest man there. I was like in my twenties, Like 2:50:55.680 --> 2:50:57.400 somebody will bend over and pick up a hammer and 2:50:57.480 --> 2:51:03.440 I'll fucking grind them. Bro. For real, dog, somebody has 2:51:04.120 --> 2:51:07.680 a push paddle full of cement and they can't let go. 2:51:08.240 --> 2:51:10.160 I will get behind them and hold their hands. Broke 2:51:12.240 --> 2:51:15.640 like gay ship all day long. Bro, by somebody with 2:51:15.720 --> 2:51:17.720 you know, burrito and I grab their hair like my 2:51:19.600 --> 2:51:24.000 memo to my memo horny dog all the time, Bro. 2:51:24.680 --> 2:51:28.440 Just harassing, harassing. But they were doing it too. They 2:51:28.440 --> 2:51:32.640 would get me too, bro. So so because I di 2:51:32.720 --> 2:51:36.360 did a Christmas party? Bro. Oh no, Bro, you want more, 2:51:36.440 --> 2:51:39.240 to want to know more, you gotta hear my said, Yeah, 2:51:39.320 --> 2:51:42.440 he said, but every time, but like someone somebody holding 2:51:42.480 --> 2:51:49.960 the water holes holding my Peanutsay, you know before before cameras, 2:51:50.040 --> 2:51:56.440 before people got mad harassing Because the first time I 2:51:56.520 --> 2:51:58.000 were at a job with Bi style, Bro, they were 2:51:58.240 --> 2:52:03.280 they were always humping me. You were being assaulted assaulted, 2:52:03.400 --> 2:52:07.080 bro essentially assaulted. Oh, don't let me get started. When 2:52:07.080 --> 2:52:10.560 I was to work in the kitchen, it was worse, worse, bro, 2:52:10.680 --> 2:52:13.640 because I'll be holding plates and this guy, Bro, you're 2:52:13.680 --> 2:52:15.720 gonna keep humping me brother and pass out their food. 2:52:17.000 --> 2:52:19.840 I heard, I heard it when you worked at the kitchen. 2:52:20.280 --> 2:52:23.720 Was it like an uh a big star restaurant or 2:52:23.760 --> 2:52:28.480 what was it like? It was a bi star by star. No, 2:52:28.600 --> 2:52:33.279 I was a Dodger stadium, bro. Okay, because the hommies, 2:52:33.320 --> 2:52:35.359 the homies are working like pretty high end restaurants. 2:52:35.800 --> 2:52:38.240 They tell us like all the food's over there. They 2:52:38.320 --> 2:52:41.760 be on you know, they just be all fucking tweeked 2:52:41.800 --> 2:52:44.400 out and fucking cooking the best for whatever they are. 2:52:44.480 --> 2:52:48.720 Brown, we're gonna dodge your stadium. The guy that makes 2:52:48.720 --> 2:52:52.280 the hot dog, he would be coked out, Bro, you 2:52:52.320 --> 2:52:55.280 guy that was making the hot dogs? Have you you 2:52:55.680 --> 2:52:58.000 know how big the Dodger dog is. You're gonna show 2:52:58.040 --> 2:53:04.000 it right now. Half half a doctor, man, that's still 2:53:04.000 --> 2:53:07.199 pretty big. That's pretty huge. No, my my thig is small, 2:53:07.920 --> 2:53:13.160 but it's fucking fat man like fat, like a like 2:53:13.360 --> 2:53:17.040 fat bro Like I it's small, bro, but it's dick 2:53:17.360 --> 2:53:20.800 like a door knob like dick like like you know 2:53:20.959 --> 2:53:22.920 some guys, I could feel it on the way up here. 2:53:23.440 --> 2:53:25.480 I never had to get that, bro, I feel like 2:53:25.520 --> 2:53:29.120 that you're fucking up my gates. I'm like you, I 2:53:29.200 --> 2:53:31.560 might have to need a new fans after this. My 2:53:31.680 --> 2:53:34.440 ship scrapes, bro, like like if you have girl feeding 2:53:34.480 --> 2:53:37.720 your vagina, I'm gonna scrape it off, like if you 2:53:37.800 --> 2:53:39.879 have a mole where a pairpoint is gonna be scraped off. 2:53:40.879 --> 2:53:42.880 But I'm not gonna go deep, bro, I'm gonna just go. 2:53:44.480 --> 2:53:49.520 Your lips are gonna be chopped. It's some of the 2:53:49.560 --> 2:53:54.840 girl you were bitch. Oh man, that's killer. When's the 2:53:54.879 --> 2:53:59.760 first time you bought a prostitute? Never, bro, stop the 2:54:00.959 --> 2:54:02.520 lie you tell me you never bought a prostitute. I 2:54:02.560 --> 2:54:09.000 got robbed by prostitute. That's what you never bought one? Well, well, 2:54:09.400 --> 2:54:12.200 if you're never body paid for the sex but never 2:54:12.240 --> 2:54:15.959 got the sex part. So she robbed me, how did 2:54:16.000 --> 2:54:19.280 you she just left? Well back in the like, if 2:54:19.320 --> 2:54:21.560 you would call them up, it's like two hundred it 2:54:21.560 --> 2:54:23.200 will be two hundred and fifty dollars for just to 2:54:23.520 --> 2:54:26.959 show up, and then you would discuss more payment for sex. 2:54:27.320 --> 2:54:29.360 Some bullshit me and this will get a fly rate 2:54:31.120 --> 2:54:35.800 two fifty boom. Now the bitches are so good that 2:54:36.000 --> 2:54:38.200 everyone got bbls and ship. You know what I'm saying, 2:54:38.280 --> 2:54:42.600 Where do you call them from? What page? For your 2:54:42.640 --> 2:54:47.480 big sads? We go to more uh what the fuck? 2:54:47.600 --> 2:54:50.840 We go to more low key spots and just be 2:54:50.959 --> 2:54:52.440 random spots and you don't even look at it. You 2:54:52.480 --> 2:54:54.000 don't even know what's a brother. But it's a problem. 2:54:54.200 --> 2:54:55.360 We're more of a wanker guys. 2:54:55.680 --> 2:54:58.880 We're more getting a nice little massage yesterday, get robbed 2:54:58.879 --> 2:55:00.400 in the back and then and then and they get 2:55:00.440 --> 2:55:03.000 by your butt and then touching your balls, which are 2:55:03.000 --> 2:55:03.440 you're down or not? 2:55:03.520 --> 2:55:05.199 And then you just turn around and they wank your ship. 2:55:05.480 --> 2:55:08.600 I went to Hong Kong and Tijuana? So did we? 2:55:09.160 --> 2:55:10.720 Did you? Did you go to the place where the 2:55:10.720 --> 2:55:14.680 girl laying down and the in the bubble bath and 2:55:14.760 --> 2:55:17.160 they gave you like that that big ass drill with 2:55:17.280 --> 2:55:24.320 a with a deal? Do you, my friend? Yeah, we 2:55:24.360 --> 2:55:27.920 actually saw that the other time. Were real. Remember we've 2:55:27.920 --> 2:55:31.680 seen that it was bad the one that loved it. Wait, wait, wait, 2:55:32.040 --> 2:55:34.600 explain to me what it is? What the god for? 2:55:34.720 --> 2:55:35.879 There wasn't no bubble back. 2:55:35.959 --> 2:55:37.840 But we got to Hong Kong and then they're like, 2:55:37.879 --> 2:55:39.320 go to the next door because you know, Hong Kong 2:55:39.400 --> 2:55:40.600 is big there. And I go to the next room 2:55:40.920 --> 2:55:42.360 and the girl was just sitting by the poet and 2:55:42.400 --> 2:55:44.720 everybody was just hitting here with a fucking joy of dildo. 2:55:45.560 --> 2:55:47.000 Everybody took a turn and the do do just go 2:55:47.120 --> 2:55:51.160 in and out. That's fucking disgusting. There's a bothering experience. 2:55:51.160 --> 2:55:53.680 The girls were doing it too. They put condoms on 2:55:54.160 --> 2:55:58.119 dill do Actually pretty clean, that's no, it's just you're 2:55:58.120 --> 2:56:01.680 doing this in public. No size inside the club. Yeah, 2:56:01.840 --> 2:56:03.800 but it's like twenty fools surrounding you, and they're just like, yo, 2:56:04.600 --> 2:56:07.960 there's more than that. There's more fools than that. I 2:56:08.080 --> 2:56:09.960 want to have a little bit no money. Just looking 2:56:10.000 --> 2:56:14.680 at the squeezing the peanut like this. Oh, it's just 2:56:14.760 --> 2:56:18.000 like not like that. That's nasty, nasty, huh. The way 2:56:18.160 --> 2:56:21.160 you guys say, like this road going like this, that's 2:56:21.320 --> 2:56:27.760 fucking crazy. Dog. I swear to God that that sounds crazy. 2:56:30.440 --> 2:56:32.879 But what the next time, bro, you see a wlod man? 2:56:33.800 --> 2:56:35.560 What the next time you see a woman walking into 2:56:35.600 --> 2:56:38.560 a plane or something. There was always one perverse, like 2:56:38.600 --> 2:56:41.000 they're trying to squeeze his peanuts to get a feeling. 2:56:41.440 --> 2:56:44.280 You watch the first Well have you ever heard about that? Yeah? 2:56:45.080 --> 2:56:50.320 Were you a squeezer? Yeah? Especially like if like if 2:56:50.360 --> 2:56:54.160 you get Levi's right, the fire once you got that 2:56:54.280 --> 2:56:58.440 one button sometimes that top button, it's perfect, bro, on 2:56:58.480 --> 2:57:02.400 the tip of your peanuts. And if you're a woman, 2:57:02.520 --> 2:57:04.800 same thing. Man, if you're a woman, man, you get 2:57:04.840 --> 2:57:08.040 the fire with ones. Moreno told me you have to 2:57:08.120 --> 2:57:11.200 fire ones and you get that, you know right now? 2:57:11.240 --> 2:57:14.039 See right here, see this part right here sticking out there, 2:57:14.840 --> 2:57:19.040 Well on the real old fire ones. The bunchet is 2:57:19.120 --> 2:57:22.600 right there on the tip. And where are these fa ones? 2:57:22.720 --> 2:57:28.400 There's one, but there's zippers, there's trash, I fat mm hmm. 2:57:28.920 --> 2:57:34.640 So the button right, it's the right location. Bro. You 2:57:34.680 --> 2:57:37.920 have that button. It's hard and then you like you 2:57:38.040 --> 2:57:42.039 press it against a wall like that or something, oh 2:57:42.120 --> 2:57:47.960 against the do this a line? Yeah, man, but it's 2:57:48.000 --> 2:57:50.320 just when I'm at church, I want to get out 2:57:50.320 --> 2:57:57.280 of here. Howd wi we been here? Damn? The longest episode? Yeah, 2:57:58.080 --> 2:58:01.480 what's up? Fold? Check out my podcast? What's a full podcast? 2:58:01.720 --> 2:58:05.880 Do you even? Binge? Podcast? My history for Fulls podcast. 2:58:06.200 --> 2:58:08.640 I don't know whether this airs, but I'll be in Greensboro, 2:58:08.760 --> 2:58:13.840 North Carolina tomorrow. I've been Greensboro, North Carolina this weekend. 2:58:14.080 --> 2:58:18.840 This weekend, I'm coming to Las Vegas. Baby, what are 2:58:18.840 --> 2:58:22.400 you doing in Vegas? I'm doing the MGM Grant inside 2:58:22.400 --> 2:58:25.480 of the MGM Grant Theater. When is that? September seventeen eighteen? 2:58:25.520 --> 2:58:29.880 I'm not sure. Man, you put my dates better Flipping 2:58:29.879 --> 2:58:34.120 World dot Com? Oh? Man, and I went what Else? 2:58:35.320 --> 2:58:38.000 Oh do you even? Binge? Podcast? If you want to 2:58:38.080 --> 2:58:39.920 hear more about the movies I was talking about in 2:58:40.000 --> 2:58:43.240 the show what the podcast with Lisa as Partisan, so 2:58:43.360 --> 2:58:45.200 you know what they I think I think you might 2:58:45.240 --> 2:58:47.600 be doing. I don't think you're doing the Are you 2:58:47.640 --> 2:58:52.560 doing a weekday for the Vegas one? Yeah? My weekday also, man, 2:58:52.600 --> 2:58:57.160 I'm gonna be in in Dallas, Texas with a rock 2:58:57.240 --> 2:59:02.880 barbossa oh for the blass and Carlos what's his name 2:59:03.520 --> 2:59:10.920 from the comedian Carlos Cody, Carlos from The Walling Out. Oh, 2:59:10.959 --> 2:59:15.840 Carlos Miller, Carlos Carlos. It's funny. I actually do comedy 2:59:15.879 --> 2:59:19.280 with Carlos Miller's brother, Carlo brother back in the day. Yeah, 2:59:19.320 --> 2:59:23.199 that's crazy. So you're doing the New York Comedy Club, Yeah, Stamford, 2:59:23.360 --> 2:59:27.560 baby will what other things? Can go to? What is 2:59:27.640 --> 2:59:30.800 can we go to? Let me see? Are you doing 2:59:30.879 --> 2:59:35.640 Rosses the six again? Six? Yeah? Tie oh the casino. 2:59:39.760 --> 2:59:43.320 It's funny, man, Like before, like I love before, like 2:59:43.879 --> 2:59:46.160 the people you you put out your tickets. Right, Let's 2:59:46.160 --> 2:59:49.120 say I'm gonna be in with Bro right this week. 2:59:50.000 --> 2:59:52.240 But we've been pushing this show for like months, right, 2:59:53.000 --> 2:59:57.360 moving nothing nothing moving right. Then I get to the 2:59:57.520 --> 3:00:01.200 day off and people people buying tickets the day of 3:00:01.280 --> 3:00:04.480 the show, Bro, like old school there and they show up, 3:00:05.200 --> 3:00:07.240 you know, somebody the ticket there to buy the tickets 3:00:07.280 --> 3:00:09.400 there or sometimes you know, like you have a lot 3:00:09.440 --> 3:00:13.520 of shows. The audience they see five shows, so they wait, Bro, 3:00:13.640 --> 3:00:16.280 they wait. They go, I'm gonna I'm gonna wait, man, 3:00:16.320 --> 3:00:18.600 because five shows, they're gonna sell out. But when you 3:00:18.760 --> 3:00:22.200 put up you're gonna be there Friday and Saturday, and 3:00:22.320 --> 3:00:27.840 you add, I wanna be there Saturday seven, Friday at seven, Bro, 3:00:28.000 --> 3:00:32.520 that you yourselves out. You had the nine Bro, you 3:00:32.640 --> 3:00:36.720 ad the nine shows to the other shows immediately and 3:00:36.840 --> 3:00:39.400 that she sells out. Yeah, that's kind of what we 3:00:39.480 --> 3:00:42.400 did with soccer man, right, right, So you put them 3:00:42.440 --> 3:00:45.560 all out and they're not buying dog, They're not fine. 3:00:46.520 --> 3:00:49.680 You're scared man, as I felt about that day right now, 3:00:49.720 --> 3:00:53.480 said at I don't know, I'm doing Mike jobs. Bro, 3:00:53.560 --> 3:00:56.960 you're gonna sell that out. They're gonna they're gonna be like, 3:00:57.080 --> 3:00:59.240 look at you go, man, I don't know another second show, 3:00:59.320 --> 3:01:01.320 but you're gonna sell it out. People are like when out, 3:01:01.320 --> 3:01:03.920 they're waiting and then and then there's all what people 3:01:04.000 --> 3:01:06.600 tend to do. They just wait, especially our crowds like 3:01:06.680 --> 3:01:09.000 Latino Crawls, Last Man and food. You get Fomo the 3:01:09.040 --> 3:01:10.760 first show. So one of your friends like, what are 3:01:10.760 --> 3:01:12.760 you doing today? I'm gonna do no show. I'm gonna 3:01:12.760 --> 3:01:16.200 go fucking I'm gonna go motherfucker. Yeah, and then or 3:01:16.480 --> 3:01:19.640 or tell me that and before we get out of here, 3:01:19.840 --> 3:01:21.360 tell me that. She doesn't get too mad when they 3:01:21.400 --> 3:01:24.280 go like, hey, when you coming to Greensborough. I was 3:01:24.360 --> 3:01:30.879 just there yesterday, say that t B Bro. Somebody hit 3:01:30.959 --> 3:01:33.000 me up. Are you gonna be there? And we're gonna 3:01:33.000 --> 3:01:35.720 be there nine months? I was just there yesterday anyways, 3:01:36.040 --> 3:01:38.240 So I'm I went home from fun by Selia Right, 3:01:38.840 --> 3:01:41.840 and my stupid ass comedy ad is still playing bro 3:01:42.640 --> 3:01:47.880 and after the show re ended, Well what the fuck? Wait? 3:01:47.920 --> 3:01:50.960 What do you mean the ad for my comedy show 3:01:51.040 --> 3:01:54.360 is still play on the radio. The show re ended yesterday. 3:01:54.920 --> 3:01:58.800 Oh and where are you at August tonight? You can 3:01:58.840 --> 3:02:07.000 you check you anywhere? Yeah? You gotta talk talk there 3:02:07.040 --> 3:02:12.120 you are? Oh, he's you're fucking Orlando. What's we have 3:02:12.160 --> 3:02:16.360 our live shot with the Orlando impro No, No, some 3:02:16.480 --> 3:02:19.680 other place the plaza. I don't even know where is 3:02:19.720 --> 3:02:24.520 that anyways? Shout out Filippe as barsa go check them out. Greensburg, 3:02:24.600 --> 3:02:28.840 North Carolina, Carola this weekend. Me and Jakarta. We're in 3:02:28.959 --> 3:02:32.240 Seattle this weekend. And Denver. Shout out to my Philip 3:02:32.360 --> 3:02:37.000 Anthony Phillip. Love your kid, Love you Philip, Philip Philippe. 3:02:37.400 --> 3:02:39.640 Oh she's a junior. I have two kids, one h 3:02:39.720 --> 3:02:43.160 with Philip, one him with Philippe. For you couldn't be 3:02:43.240 --> 3:02:48.320 more creative. Yeah, I was trying to be like George Foreman. Okay, George, 3:02:48.360 --> 3:02:50.840 big George, we love you guys man. Make sure you 3:02:51.000 --> 3:02:53.280 check out Philippe. I will leave your link this link 3:02:53.320 --> 3:02:55.280 to Yeah. Please and and the bio. Make sure you 3:02:55.320 --> 3:02:58.800 go get the tickets. And Me and Jakarta was that's 3:02:58.800 --> 3:03:02.200 the perfect time. Fucking Me and Jakarta will be in 3:03:02.320 --> 3:03:03.959 Seattle on Thursday. 3:03:04.160 --> 3:03:07.680 At Emerald City Comedy Clan and then and then Denver, 3:03:07.840 --> 3:03:10.760 Colorado at the Oriental Theater. 3:03:10.959 --> 3:03:13.119 We're gonna be there, baby. We'll see you guys there, baby,