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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frameyday mornings,

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Speaker 1: that's twenties. Hello is this Kirk? What's up? Bro? It's

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Speaker 1: like my boss's boss, like the new CEO of the company.

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Speaker 1: I know that there's been a big email that went

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Speaker 1: out and my all the press releases and everything else,

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Speaker 1: but I am calling every single employees to day to

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Speaker 1: introduce myself. Yes, the new CEO of the company. Get ready,

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Speaker 1: We're about to mix things up. Okay, I mean, am

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Speaker 1: I in trouble or No, dude, You're not in any

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Speaker 1: trouble at all. Sorry about that, I swear because I'm

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Speaker 1: kind of like a more down to earth CEO than

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Speaker 1: the rest. But okay, okay, I just know you probably

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Speaker 1: are nervous a little bit because I'm the new CEO

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Speaker 1: of the company, right, and I know people have been

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Speaker 1: talking a lot about me, and um, I do things

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Speaker 1: a little diff right, I'm a little different. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you've read that. I'm just a new CEO, new guy

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Speaker 1: on the block, ready to shake things up, ready to

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Speaker 1: take this company to the next level. And Kirk, you're

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Speaker 1: involved in that for sure, right. Every piece of this

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Speaker 1: company is important, Okay, Okay, So anyway, Yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to let people know some of the exciting new

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Speaker 1: things that we're doing. We are going to I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you drive to work or not, but parking

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Speaker 1: space is gone. We're getting rid of the parking lot.

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Speaker 1: Why so where are we supposed to park then? Because yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of employees. I don't know if you read

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Speaker 1: a lot about me, yeah, because I'm kind of one

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Speaker 1: of those I'll just say it. I hate sands, but

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Speaker 1: I'm one of those rock star tie CEO guys right

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Speaker 1: that people talk about. I'm big on biking and public transportation,

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Speaker 1: so you'll get a five dollar bonus every month if

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Speaker 1: you take a public transportation or bike to work. But

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Speaker 1: we're getting rid of the parking lot. Also, I'm giving

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Speaker 1: every single department four bikes. One of them is tandem mic,

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Speaker 1: so you can bike pool with someone to work. How

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Speaker 1: cool is that? Sure? I can't I can't really co

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Speaker 1: sign on that. I think we need to send an

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Speaker 1: email out to everyone and get other people weighing in

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Speaker 1: email email. That's the other thing I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to you about. Nice leading, Kirk, good job. I'm pretending

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Speaker 1: on a gold star next to your name. What we're

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Speaker 1: gonna be doing is getting rid of the email because

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Speaker 1: email is so boring, isn't it right? So stuffy and boring.

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Speaker 1: I definitely don't do start boring text messaging. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: do all our business in the company. All our business

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Speaker 1: in the company is gonna be done via text message.

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Speaker 1: That way. I'm not again. I don't want to butt

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Speaker 1: heads with you, and I'm not going to do that.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, sure I have to ask. I

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Speaker 1: spoke with accounting. They said the paychecks are late this

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Speaker 1: month and they are not giving me any reason. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what's going on with that? Yes? I do.

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Speaker 1: That's the other exciting thing too. We're getting rid of

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Speaker 1: the direct deposit crap and we're going Venmo. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna venmo everybody their paychecks on my own personal Vinmo.

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Speaker 1: How cool? Oh, I'm not going to get paid on Vendo.

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Speaker 1: Yes you are. And it's ridiculous. How cool is that?

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Speaker 1: It's great ideas? Now, it's not cool at all. I

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Speaker 1: hate Venmo people. Don't ever Venmo. You you're probably one

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Speaker 1: of those people who doesn't Venmo people right away, and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna take forever to Venmo. You I'm laughing because

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Speaker 1: you're Yeah. I'm supposed to Venmo my friend yesterday for

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Speaker 1: a flight on his private jet. I still haven't done that.

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Speaker 1: I promise, though, I'll be more on time with you guys. No,

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Speaker 1: you know what this. I don't want to get paid

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Speaker 1: with Venmo. I'm tired of this company and it's part

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Speaker 1: of the course and them hiring some idiot rock star

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Speaker 1: ceo like you. You come in here with your cool haircut,

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Speaker 1: growing everybody up. What's up? Man? What's up? And you

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Speaker 1: want to take away of parking lot, make his ride

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Speaker 1: bike like a jack, do business on text message like

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Speaker 1: a teenage girl on TikTok, and then you're gonna pay

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Speaker 1: it on Venmo and probably have a ton of mojis

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Speaker 1: in the subject line. I quit. Well, then I'll just

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Speaker 1: let you know this a prank phone call. This is

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Speaker 1: actually Juble from Jeble Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your co worker James set you up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna He said that the checks have

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Speaker 1: been a little late, and you guys got a new

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Speaker 1: CEO who's kind of like one of those cool guys,

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Speaker 1: and he wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was real. Dude, well you don't love

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Speaker 1: the Venmo idea or the double tandem bike a bike pool.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was amazing. I'm gonna give oh my

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