WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Home Free

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<v Speaker 1>Second d friends, we have another mystery on our hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Those because normally when we do these calls, the other

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<v Speaker 1>person has completely ghosted our listener and is avoiding any contact. Right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the case here. In this one. The guy

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<v Speaker 1>has moved in with her and is paying her entire rent.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. I'm kidding. They're not that close

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<v Speaker 1>at all. But okay, Megan, our listener wants our help

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<v Speaker 1>because the guy is asking her out. She's just not

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<v Speaker 1>interested in the type of date that he has in mind. Interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>she wants our help. Megan, Welcome to the show. Hi, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you good. I'm really curious about this conundrum

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<v Speaker 1>you're in. Yeah. Yeah, Well, so I met this guy online.

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<v Speaker 1>We were chatting for several weeks. Okay, what's his name?

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Finn. Finn Okay, yeah, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>any since so it was kind of drawn to him

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<v Speaker 1>by a unique name, and then you know, we're getting

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<v Speaker 1>to know each other over. Of course, there was several

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<v Speaker 1>weeks chatting online, and one of the things he mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>was that he had younger sisters and that he's protective

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<v Speaker 1>over them. So I felt like, this is a guy

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<v Speaker 1>that knows how to be a respectable woman. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>an older brother, so it's still questionable. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the younger brother always because he's been beaten down the

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<v Speaker 1>older brother. It's really a crup toting exactly or he

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<v Speaker 1>who or he could just be a jerk to him,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean who knows? Right, Yeah, but I notified that

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he had that, like more of that alpha big

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<v Speaker 1>brother presence. I'm attracted to that, Okay, okay, Yeah, So anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>for our first date, he actually invited me over to

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<v Speaker 1>his house, which is not something typically you do with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that you've met online, right, well, not do but

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<v Speaker 1>alpha men, you're right over it's actually a den I

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<v Speaker 1>believe they call it a den. Yes, so you felt

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable doing that? You felt okay with it? I did?

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I felt like I got to know him well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, well enough online that I felt fairly comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>going over. Yeah. It was interesting. You know, he gave

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<v Speaker 1>me an address to go meet him, and I I'm

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<v Speaker 1>driving into the Neighborhood's a really beautiful neighborhood, full up

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<v Speaker 1>to the house, and I wasn't really sure, like, am

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<v Speaker 1>I at the right destination? Um? A beautiful house as

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<v Speaker 1>a house. It's not an apartment. Huh No, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like a huge it was like, I guess it could

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<v Speaker 1>be considered a mansion. Who house, Okay, like it was

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<v Speaker 1>a serious house. I mean, it turns out that his

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<v Speaker 1>family is very well off, and like they parents allowed

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<v Speaker 1>him to rent the house from them's house. We use rent,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure in quotes right now meet me in the

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<v Speaker 1>West Way. Yeah, well if you could, if you get

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<v Speaker 1>to reap the benefits of that, then go for it,

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<v Speaker 1>I said. I mean it was awesome. So you're you're

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<v Speaker 1>impressed walking up to the door. Yeah, I mean he

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<v Speaker 1>had a whole game room and there's like a billiards table,

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<v Speaker 1>like a shovel board. We played all these things. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a bar, like a full stock bar with beer

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<v Speaker 1>on tap in it. What was he like, like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>great that he's rich, But what was your vibe with him? No,

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<v Speaker 1>one honestly cares. Do you take hoverboards between all the rooms?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys got along? Yeah, you casual. He wasn't like

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<v Speaker 1>stuck up for snobby about it. He's like, oh, let

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<v Speaker 1>me show you around, and that's good talk. What was

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<v Speaker 1>the most romantic part of the night, That's what Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>wants to know. Yeah, sure, I would take dinner. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>he ordered in from a really really nice steakhouse. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you ordered delivery that steakhouse days and lobster tail. But

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<v Speaker 1>he had set it up and outdoor patto and he

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<v Speaker 1>laid out the table and everything and they had like

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful view. So that was like the most romantic

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<v Speaker 1>part of it. That's better. It sounds lazy. He wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>take you to steakhouse, but that's pretty nice. Like, and

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<v Speaker 1>this man wants to go out with you again? Why

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking to us? This sounds amazing. Well, so

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<v Speaker 1>after I left him, we had a great time. He

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<v Speaker 1>invited me over again for a second date. But awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I have actually suggested us going out somewhere and like

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<v Speaker 1>having fun and you know, maybe dancing a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was really adamant about going back to his house.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it like sending you red flags? And he's like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to keep things secret or something like famous where

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<v Speaker 1>he like literally is like I don't want to I

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<v Speaker 1>was getting married, but yeah, not famous enough. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to hang out back at his house. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that I've minded, but it just seems weird

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<v Speaker 1>that he was here. I mean just his tone. He

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<v Speaker 1>was very specific about just staying in at his place. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not a good sign. Well, maybe he has a second

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<v Speaker 1>parents house that he wants to show you that that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh um, are you worried that it's like too good

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<v Speaker 1>to be true? Why can't tall like hiding me? Or

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<v Speaker 1>if he's trying to just get my pants and he

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<v Speaker 1>just wants to get there quicker. I have no idea

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<v Speaker 1>what Alexis will tell you. That's not the worst thing

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<v Speaker 1>in the world. Yeah, yeah, okay, So even though he

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<v Speaker 1>is reaching out and asking for a date, you want

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<v Speaker 1>a different type of date out in public, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>want like a social date. Yeah. And honestly, you just

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<v Speaker 1>want to find out why why he's so adamant about

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<v Speaker 1>the house. We have a mystery and we're putting on

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<v Speaker 1>our Sherlock Holmes costumes as we speak, I detective attire

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<v Speaker 1>is coming out, and then when we come back, we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to try and get you your second date up date.

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<v Speaker 1>Right after this second date, we're on the phone with

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners named Megan, who went out on

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<v Speaker 1>an interesting first date with a guy named Finn, and

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<v Speaker 1>Megan There's something that you mentioned when you wrote your

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<v Speaker 1>email to us that you didn't talk about in the

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<v Speaker 1>first part. What's that? Because you said that you had

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<v Speaker 1>your first date at his place, which turned out to

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<v Speaker 1>be this really big mansion that his parents owned, yet

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<v Speaker 1>steak dinner ordered in. But in your email you said

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<v Speaker 1>that Finn cut your steak for you. Is that? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that a sweet thing or is that a I think

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<v Speaker 1>it depends if you ask I hate cutting, mind someone

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<v Speaker 1>else cutting. That's probably because you order it super well

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<v Speaker 1>done and you have to use a chainsaw to get

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<v Speaker 1>into it. Why would you do? What was your read

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<v Speaker 1>on that, Megan? I mean, at the moment, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was kind of sneering because the food is

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<v Speaker 1>actually delivered with past steak flatwear, and he took out

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<v Speaker 1>actual like steak knives, so I thought he was doing

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<v Speaker 1>it to be like courtious and nice and serving. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here comes the airplane. Also, I would love Jose just

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be a giantman child. I really just did

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<v Speaker 1>take care of a But did your mind change about

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<v Speaker 1>it? It It sounds like you were gonna say but I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like when you say it out loud, Yeah, it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of creezy, but in the moment it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>that way, but it felt fine in the in the time.

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<v Speaker 1>In retrospect, right, probably should have just handed the knife

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<v Speaker 1>to you and let you cut it. Well, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it is right you ask. Like some girls like Brook

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<v Speaker 1>or like you, I can cut my own steak man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just I'm not a child. I want my whole meal.

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<v Speaker 1>But I love it. I feel like it could have

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<v Speaker 1>been a chivalrous move. And let's call this chivalrous man

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<v Speaker 1>and find out for sure. Because the weird part is

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<v Speaker 1>he is asking her out. He's just not willing to

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<v Speaker 1>go away from his house. He wants to keep it

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<v Speaker 1>kind of SECRETA. This is gonna be a weird call.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I have a phone number for you? Jeff? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're asking? I thought you just didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and dial the numbers you ask, That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying. That was really sweet. Host dial the

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<v Speaker 1>numbers for me, and we're gonna call Finn and talk

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<v Speaker 1>to him. Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Finn? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>You speaking? Hey? So sorry? I hope this isn't a

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<v Speaker 1>bad time. Um, you're on the radio right now? Is

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Um, excuse me, who

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<v Speaker 1>is this. We're a morning radio show. It's called Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey. Uh, we're doing a segment called a second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update. We're reaching out for one of our listeners

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<v Speaker 1>who you went out with the other Well, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>not didn't go out with, you stayed in with at

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<v Speaker 1>your house. You guys had a date. Her name was Megan. Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't understand. Why is she reaching out

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Why are you calling me? Well, apparently there's

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a miscommunication because you are asking

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<v Speaker 1>her out on another date. You just don't want to go,

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<v Speaker 1>like out out in public with her. Yeah, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>sending up some weird vibes. Maybe there is there, like

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<v Speaker 1>a reason. No, it's just, um, I'm just trying to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, get to know her more, that's all, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And why your house? Every time we heard your house

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<v Speaker 1>is beautiful? I mean yeah, dude, no, yeah it's great,

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<v Speaker 1>it's great. Yeah, it's a great place. So you know

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<v Speaker 1>what's the problem, right, Well, it just seems counterintuitive because

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<v Speaker 1>normally people want to get to know someone before they

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<v Speaker 1>invite him over. But you want to get to know

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<v Speaker 1>her before you go out in public. Yeah, but we've

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<v Speaker 1>stalked for a long time online. We really got to

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<v Speaker 1>know each other. Yeah, that's good. She mentioned that, and

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<v Speaker 1>and she said she's really likes you. But one of

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<v Speaker 1>one of the theories that has been circulating around here

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<v Speaker 1>is that maybe you're trying to hide her. That you

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<v Speaker 1>don't hide her. No, you don't want anybody to see

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<v Speaker 1>that you're out with her. No, not at all. That's

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<v Speaker 1>good to hear. Okay, a picture of you two right now. Great,

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<v Speaker 1>that's cute. You said she's great. Yes, absolutely, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>she's beautiful. What's the problem. Why won't you take her out?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's what she would really like? Well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I are you like you sound sound like something is there?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's going on? You just don't want to tell.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you married or something? Is that? What knows? What

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Then? Look at we're assuming the worst of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Just if it's something that's simple, just clear it up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's well, it's not simple, but it's just stupid. It's stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just that's great. We love stupid. Yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 1>experts and stupid on this show. I'm so stupid, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to make it feel comfortable. No, I've just true, well, essentially, essentially,

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<v Speaker 1>for the next six months, I'm not allowed to leave

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<v Speaker 1>the house. Rules from your parents. Why is it why

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<v Speaker 1>we think it's I'm under house arrested. That's what I figured. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you do? Is it for something really bad

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<v Speaker 1>or just like kind of in jail? Right, it's stupid

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing. I don't even know I could say this, though,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd you take it more house arrest for just telling

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<v Speaker 1>people what happened. True. Basically, me and my buddies we

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<v Speaker 1>got together to pretend like we were the village people. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I work in TV and film, and so I had

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<v Speaker 1>a police uniform and my buddy has a construction worker uniform.

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<v Speaker 1>We all got together. We pretended like we were the

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<v Speaker 1>village people to play at this casino. So we show

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<v Speaker 1>up and they're like, uh no, you're not the village people, right,

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<v Speaker 1>are super old, probably at least one of them. So

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<v Speaker 1>let me see if I understand what you're saying. You

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<v Speaker 1>and your friends impersonated a famous band to get money

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<v Speaker 1>from a casino and you got caught. Well, I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so what is that that's like defrauding a company. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. It doesn't matter what the charges are really

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm on house, arrested and I can't go anywhere. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she was gonna notice if you ever got intimate, because

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<v Speaker 1>that is well, ye can't hide that one. Yeah, here's

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<v Speaker 1>the good news. I know you didn't want to come

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<v Speaker 1>out with the truth to Megan, but you kind of did. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you this before. She's on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening. What surprised Hi, Ali, Megan? I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't really expecting that's the reason why we couldn't go out.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm relieved that you're not married or have a

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend or are you a better option? Yeah, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it's so stupid. I don't I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to that to be our first thing that we're talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm just like, oh God, how do I do this? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Megan, now you've you've heard the real reason

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<v Speaker 1>that he's not calling you back because he's a secret

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<v Speaker 1>Village People impersonator who defrauds casinos. Is that a turn

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<v Speaker 1>off to you or is that a turn on? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess just going back to our first dat I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why you didn't just tell me. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not exactly something you lead off with. You know, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, you know, I'm a criminal. I'm currently

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<v Speaker 1>under house arrest. I mean, like with the second date,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're inviting me back, right, and if I did

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<v Speaker 1>go and we kept a charade up, I'd eventually find out. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't have found out. How would you not found out? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean because you've never you would have never seen

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<v Speaker 1>the bracelet. How what I don't want to He wears

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<v Speaker 1>snow boots everywhere, maybe to put his monitor on a

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<v Speaker 1>different part of his body. You never find if you

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<v Speaker 1>can't find that part of the body, do you hear

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<v Speaker 1>a beeping? Yeah? I mean I just think that it's

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<v Speaker 1>weird that you think that I wouldn't find out right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you should have told me. Yeah, yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's just not something. I'm just embarrassed by it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to I don't want to tell you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense, though, Megan. You can see that he's

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<v Speaker 1>finally at least it took a lot of prodding, but

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<v Speaker 1>he did finally admit the truth to you, Megan. He's

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<v Speaker 1>come clean. Would you like to go out on another

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<v Speaker 1>date with him? We will offer you a gift card

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<v Speaker 1>to his house. No, I think we just have to

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<v Speaker 1>get post Yeah, exactly, do we? Or we can pay

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<v Speaker 1>for the uber to and from. How many more months

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<v Speaker 1>are you still on your house arrest there, Finn, I

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<v Speaker 1>got three left? Okay, just three more months of dating

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<v Speaker 1>at his house and then you can go out somewhere. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go back to that casino and do not do the

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<v Speaker 1>village people thing together. Yeah, no, that's off limits. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't come back there for a few years. Okay, Well

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you just do do it at a bar or

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<v Speaker 1>at a senior home or something and work your way up.

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<v Speaker 1>But we will do that. We'd like to get you

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<v Speaker 1>guys back together. Yeah, I mean, it's not like a

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<v Speaker 1>deal breaker for me. I'm I mean to be full honest.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been binge watching Animal Kingdoms, so I'm all about

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<v Speaker 1>you know, criminal stuff right now? All right? Ye, zebras

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<v Speaker 1>look great in black and white? So is this a

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<v Speaker 1>yes for another day? Yes, that's a yes. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll get you back over to Finn's places

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<v Speaker 1>parents house. Awesome. I can't think of a worse endorsement

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<v Speaker 1>for online dating. Than screw it. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>meet somebody else. I'm just gonna keep seeing the guy

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<v Speaker 1>who's under house arrest for the next three months. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's true, brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Man. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the more I think about it, the more I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure if she should have said yes to another day

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<v Speaker 1>just now. Well. I wanted to be happy for them,

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<v Speaker 1>but now I don't know. Okay, listen, I've dated a fellow,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was honest about it from the beginning. Like

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<v Speaker 1>that guy was just he would have never told her.

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<v Speaker 1>He even admitted that ye months left. There's no way

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<v Speaker 1>she wouldn't have found out, right, And the guy sounded

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<v Speaker 1>like he was in his early thirties. So that's usually

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<v Speaker 1>the time in your life when you stop making really

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<v Speaker 1>stupid decisions. Wow, Like I get the idea of him

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<v Speaker 1>and his buddies at a bar one night, being like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it would be really funny. Let's all dress

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<v Speaker 1>up like the village people and try and steal money

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<v Speaker 1>from the casino. That's where it should have ended. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even get that part, like a dream, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>not how Brad Pitt and George Clooney didn't well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a guy thing. You kind of joke around about

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that, but you don't actually buy the costumes

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<v Speaker 1>and go to the casino and actually take the money.

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<v Speaker 1>He already had them. I mean, to be fair, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>there was a little legitimacy, but I remember, if you

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<v Speaker 1>ever want to get a second AD update, you can

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<v Speaker 1>always reach out to us. We'll call that person who

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<v Speaker 1>isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,