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Speaker 1: So this is embarrassing. Had to show my husband that

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Speaker 1: we had a podcast yesterday and how to download it.

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Speaker 1: So Michael, honey, if you're listening, welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's time, and don't forget to follow the podcast too.

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Speaker 1: All right, the show starts.

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Speaker 2: Now, Well, this is super embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: I like it.

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Speaker 1: What happened like that?

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Speaker 2: Well, National Procrastination Week just happened, and we were supposed

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Speaker 2: to talk about it last week, but producer Boyd said,

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Speaker 2: we missed it. We procrastinated. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the morning.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I hate when National Forget Week comes up.

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Speaker 2: We forgot that. I had it on my list, I

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Speaker 2: really did, and I just forgot to bring it up.

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Speaker 2: So you know what, that's my back.

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Speaker 1: Did you forget or were you just going to do

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Speaker 1: it later?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I was going to do it at a

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Speaker 2: certain point and then well, look we're doing it. Okay,

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Speaker 2: here we are. We got to it a week later.

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Speaker 1: And they say, better late than never, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: But if you're wondering why you're the type of person

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Speaker 2: who procres escinates so much, researchers just did a big,

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Speaker 2: complicated study on it. Basically, they found a connection between

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Speaker 2: your attitude and your actions. So if your negative feelings

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Speaker 2: about doing something outweighs the positive feelings of getting it done,

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Speaker 1: I save everything for the very last minute.

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Speaker 4: I do importance, Like I'm like, do I need to

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Speaker 4: do these dishes? No, I have plastic silverware, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Need to do Yeah, and not doing them doesn't like

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Speaker 5: The mold will go away, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: And so if you're wondering why your boyfriend has been

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Speaker 2: taking so long to propose to you, it's probably because

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Speaker 2: mine the positive emotions on the other end don't outweigh

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Speaker 2: the negative feelings of going through with it. It's the

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Speaker 2: same thing with filing your taxes.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that we're going to put those two

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Speaker 2: It makes sense if you think about it.

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Speaker 1: Feels real bad.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't say it feels good. I'm just saying

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Speaker 2: it makes sense. And there's another type of procrastination though.

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Speaker 2: If your attitude's too positive, like when you're putting off

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Speaker 2: studying for a test because you feel so confident about

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Speaker 1: Okay, So maybe that's what the proposals are. They just

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Speaker 1: are so confident. Yes, they are waiting.

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Speaker 4: That's right, we've learned, We're learning so much, and I've

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Speaker 4: got positive emotions about being done with the shock.

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Speaker 2: Collar question of the day. So let's not procrastinate. Let's

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Speaker 2: get it over with digital Jay, give us some trivia.

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Speaker 6: Today is Johnny Knoxville's birthday? And what are the chances

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Speaker 6: that the birthdate of Johnny Knoxville just so happens to

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Speaker 6: coincide with a holiday celebrating the death of Johnny Applesey.

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Speaker 6: Who would have thought two famous Johns would collide in

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Speaker 6: the middle of the universe exactly one hundred and thirty

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Speaker 2: Their Wow, John is such a rare name.

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Speaker 5: What are the odds, Jeff? Why we can't ignore you?

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Speaker 5: Tell me right now, we're not ignoring fate at all.

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Speaker 6: And today we have to honor famous Johns everywhere in

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Speaker 6: a special shot collar edition of blenty of Dolente. Now,

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Speaker 6: each of you just give me a number one through twenty,

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Speaker 6: and I'll tell you about a famous John from history.

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Speaker 5: You just have to name him.

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Speaker 6: Okay, We're gonna start with the woman who was rumored

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Speaker 6: to have a fling with the late John McCain and

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Speaker 6: it had nothing to do with power or money, just

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Speaker 5: That's Alexis Fuller.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Wow, she can't even tell you who John McCain was.

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Speaker 6: Because it's too personal to Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Give me a number one through twenty please.

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Speaker 1: Let's go eleven.

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Speaker 6: Number eleven, known for his leading role in the nineteen

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Speaker 6: ninety nine film hit Being John Malkovich.

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Speaker 5: Who is this famous John? I don't know this movie?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: You know he's an actor, so you could.

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Speaker 8: Start there being John Malkovich.

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Speaker 9: I'm imagining a documentary about like maybe a funny guy.

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Speaker 1: So maybe it's like John Krasinsky. I don't know how that.

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Speaker 5: Alexis said John Krasinski. That is incorrect. The star of

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Speaker 5: Being John Malkovich was John Malkovich.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you miss that?

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Speaker 5: I documentary?

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Speaker 2: You know who John Malkovich is?

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Speaker 1: No, if I saw a photo.

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Speaker 2: If you saw a picture of him, you'd be like, oh,

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Speaker 7: We'll put our Instagram on full Malcovich mode for moving

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Speaker 7: on to Brook right, Well, give me a number one

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Speaker 7: through twenty please. Let's go fifteen, We're fifteen, Brook, This

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Speaker 7: famous John was best buddies with a guy who robbed

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Speaker 5: Who was he?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's a Robin Hood and John. Me, yeah, little

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Speaker 1: John is gonna just call him Little John's.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm gonna need you to enunciate that first.

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Speaker 1: Little John.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Little John is corect. I would not have accepted

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Speaker 6: little John. That is a rapper and I was prepared

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Speaker 6: to doc you on that. Thank you for enunciating, Brook.

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Speaker 6: You're on to the next round.

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Speaker 2: What was that song?

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Speaker 1: Me, Little it's from the nineteen seventies. Yeah, Robin Hood movies.

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Speaker 5: You pulled that number none.

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Speaker 6: It's a bop for sure, Jose, Jose, number one through

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Speaker 6: twenty please number three, number three, Jose. This famous John

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Speaker 6: began acting in films during the nineteen eighties, from Say

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Speaker 6: Anything to sixteen Candles. Tell me the full name of

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Speaker 6: this John.

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Speaker 2: I don't know either those.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm just gonna give a shout out to

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Speaker 4: a John that just came in my head and I've

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Speaker 5: Shout out to John Lovett's John love It.

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Speaker 2: He is an actor that actually not a bad guy.

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Speaker 4: He never seen total scar John Lovetts is incorrect.

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Speaker 5: Shout out, we're looking for John Cusack.

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Speaker 2: Oh say anything, darn it?

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Speaker 5: Saren dipity Jeffrey, it's your turn. Give me number one

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Speaker 5: through twenty please.

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Speaker 2: I'll take number eighteen for eighteen, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: This John is an iconic American singer and songwriter. One

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Speaker 6: of his bigger hits was inspired by a camping trip

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Speaker 5: Name this John?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, Well, the first singer John I think of

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Speaker 2: is John Mayer. Yeah, me too, and he's dated a

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Speaker 2: lot of women. Or is it that Chainsmokers song?

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Speaker 1: Well, I think you need to think.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you know the Polish Master Boulder. Maybe that's about.

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Speaker 1: Is there a John John in the Chain.

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Speaker 5: Chain Smoker, John E.

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Speaker 2: Smoker, Let's go with John chain Smoker.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she went with John chain Smoker. That's incorrect. I

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Speaker 6: was looking for John Denver song Rocky Mountain High.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so we're getting we're done with the John edition.

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Speaker 6: That means brook Yeah, you won the John Edition of

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Speaker 6: plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Is on the John.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was meant.

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Speaker 5: To be so Brooke.

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Speaker 2: It's to choose who gets shocked, and they're going to

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Speaker 2: be singing Jack and Diane by John Cougar, Melon, je.

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Speaker 5: Gonna be, she's ready to say she wait for it,

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Speaker 5: Let her do it, Let her do it.

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Speaker 1: This is a weird part. What is this part?

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Speaker 10: I can't believe you've gotten this far?

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Speaker 2: Well, daddy, Jack died. Okay, wait, you know you won right,

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to choose to you.

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Speaker 5: I'm so glad you let that single song Brooke told you.

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Speaker 5: We're like, who are you picking? What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: She starts singing, Just grade out there for a solid minute. Congratulations,

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Speaker 2: that's your shot collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 2: your phones have coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 11: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: If you're on a first date and you do not

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Speaker 2: want to go on a second one, just do all

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Speaker 2: of the stuff on this list. Oh no, it's broken, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: In the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Because a popular publication asks people to name the top

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Speaker 2: food related turn offs that you cannot come back from.

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Speaker 1: Oh let me go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, here's the top ones. Number seven is licking your

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Speaker 2: fingers clean on a date.

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Speaker 5: So happy we came for ribs.

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Speaker 2: Number six is eating something off of your date's plate

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Speaker 2: without asking first, without asking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, it's sometimes so hard you don't

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Speaker 1: even think about it when your hand is just reaching

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Speaker 1: for the French fry. It's not like your brain is controlling.

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Speaker 2: Wlap that hand away.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a one way I think girls are

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Speaker 4: allowed to do about us guys, and we reached none out.

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Speaker 2: No, the survey says it's a huge turn. Number five

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Speaker 2: slurping your soup.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, that's a compliment in certain Asian countries.

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Speaker 5: I will explain your date.

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Speaker 2: Number four is brooks go to move licking your knife.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, she doesn't run.

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Speaker 12: It, just sat down.

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Speaker 1: What about your plate?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I think the plate's okay. The knife is the

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Speaker 2: one that gives off red flag vibes. Number three is

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Speaker 2: picking your teeth during the day.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I think I do that some cautious.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't say anything about picking your dates teeth though,

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Speaker 2: so that one seems fine. Your number two is talking

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Speaker 2: with your mouth full or chewing with your mouth open.

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Speaker 1: I hate that.

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Speaker 2: And the number one food turn off that you can

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Speaker 2: pull on a first date that will instantly ruin it

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Speaker 2: is spitting something back out onto your poet.

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Speaker 1: But I think it's an accident.

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Speaker 2: No, purposely if you don't like it. Spitting it onto

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Speaker 2: your plate.

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Speaker 1: You got some grizzle from the.

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Speaker 2: Me, Yeah, Spit it into a napkin like a gentleman lady.

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Speaker 2: Those are the top food related turnoffs. Laser Stories is

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Speaker 2: coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's

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Speaker 2: launching a new startup airline called Squish, where the entire

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Speaker 2: plane is only middle seats.

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh, at least, I'm finally being honest.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure how they get that done, but maybe

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Speaker 2: everybody sits in a giant oval, so everybody's in the middle.

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Speaker 2: Welcome the Squish and enjoy your flights.

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Speaker 1: You have to stare at each other.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 2: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 2: we've got a laser and those other bars baguettes just don't.

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Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Charleston, West Virginia.

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Speaker 2: It was a sad day as a crowd of people

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Speaker 2: Charleston Hooters. The community had learned that their location was

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Speaker 2: Out of towners even came from far away as Ohio

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Speaker 1: Sorry, boss, i gotta take the day off of work.

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Speaker 1: I've got a service to attend the boss.

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Speaker 2: The service, I'm gonna be there too, that's all carpool.

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Speaker 2: They even hung posters on the fence outside the location,

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Speaker 1: Possibly mean, I mean nobody goes there.

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Speaker 2: Everybody has their favorite place to eat lunch.

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Speaker 1: Put on my nylons and my booty shorts right now.

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Speaker 2: And old employees showed up to the vigil as well.

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Speaker 1: Are they looking for tips?

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Speaker 2: Former Hooters girl Danielle Hugheart spoke about how she helped

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Speaker 1: Yeah okay, she slid. Yeah, you're not going to any

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not as romantic as they are. Even the

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Speaker 2: For others it was all about those two big owls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think for most people it was the owls.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we feel this from the bottom of our hearts.

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Speaker 2: Rip to the Charleston Hooters. You will not be forgotten.

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Speaker 2: This next laser shory is out of the United Kingdom.

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Speaker 2: In Britain. They just celebrated the two hundredth anniversary of

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Speaker 2: the RNLI, or Royal Navy Lifeboat Institution.

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Speaker 2: They're kind of like our coast Guard, and lately they've

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Speaker 2: Finley dreamed he could do it and always had his

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Speaker 2: And that's when the r N l I would come

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it gets a little water in it.

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Speaker 10: It's pretty bottom heap.

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Speaker 1: How many bathtubs could this man find to do?

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Speaker 2: Because they saved him many many times. They always brought

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Speaker 1: Okay, why didn't they let the tub sink? That could

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Speaker 1: Suddenly, Finley's in a shower. Now is he doing that?

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Speaker 2: They blew it up in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 1: It feels very violent.

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Speaker 2: Finley would have gone in and pulled it, TNT that

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Speaker 2: So in the end, Findley lived, but his dream died.

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Speaker 2: And that's a good lesson for some. Don't let your

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Speaker 1: Huh, that is a good lesson. God, we're starting off

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Speaker 2: Let's see what's next, because this one's out of carb

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Speaker 2: Craziness Central.

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Speaker 1: Don't hate on my carbs.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey, did you have a donut this morning? I'd like

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Speaker 2: one because if you did. This might be hard news

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Speaker 1: That hurt.

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Speaker 2: I say that because a study in France found refined

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Speaker 2: carbohydrates make us noticeably less attractive within two hours of

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Speaker 1: So like when I took that Selvia yesterday and I

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Speaker 1: It wasn't because of me. It was because of the

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Speaker 2: That's right. I see the saying isn't it goes right

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Speaker 2: to your hips anymore? It goes right to your face?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: And it's true. According to the study, it includes things

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Speaker 2: like doughnuts, bagels, pancakes, muffins, white bread, and sugary cereals hasty.

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Speaker 2: In fact, researchers had volunteers rate how attractive people's faces

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Speaker 1: They did the volunteers know that that's what they were

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Speaker 5: Well, you know you're starting off as a midge.

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Speaker 1: Annie, I'm gonna sign up for a study that's gonna

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Speaker 1: really dropped my self confidence.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure they just thought it was a breakfast

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Speaker 2: study and that with reality, some ate healthy foods and

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Speaker 2: others ate things that were carb heavy. Okay, the people

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Speaker 2: who ate the carbs were seen as significantly less attractive. Oh,

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Speaker 2: just two hours late.

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Speaker 4: They're still in there, like huddled over past deposition.

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Speaker 2: They're not sure why, but it was true for both

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm not an uggo. I just love sugar.

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Speaker 2: I think twice about biting into that breakfast pastry.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of Missouri.

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Speaker 3: Ooh, Missouri.

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Speaker 2: If you want to be part of history, get yourself

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Speaker 2: to Saint Louis on Thursday because a place called City

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Speaker 1: Oh, my son does this every day, My mom, it's funny.

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Speaker 2: The museum already has the world's largest pair of underwear

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's one of those refined Missouri Museum.

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Speaker 2: The waistband of it measures sixteen feet. Wow. So they

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Speaker 2: to their new attempt. The current record for most people

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Speaker 2: with underwear on their head is two hundred and seventy.

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Speaker 2: It was set at a bookstore in Illinois back in

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, I'm.

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Speaker 11: Not wearing any pants.

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Speaker 13: Film at eleven that.

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Speaker 2: The people at City Museum are hoping to crush that mark.

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Speaker 2: Oh and they only need two hundred and seventy one

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Speaker 2: to beat it, but their goal is three hundred and fourteen.

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Speaker 1: They want to hold onto that title as long as

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Speaker 2: Well, it's because Thursday is March fourteenth. That's pie day,

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Speaker 2: as in the mathematical constant three point one four, but

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Speaker 1: Not going with circles or pies. They're going with underwear.

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Speaker 2: They're going with the underwear record setting mark. And if

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Speaker 2: Just show up. They're at one pm. They will give

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Speaker 1: Be sure they just had him in their loss and

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, And if they need any volunteers for people to

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Speaker 1: Oh and he doesn't have any that's right.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't bother with underwear. Commando is his middle name,

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Speaker 2: it actually is his birth certificate. And that sound means

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 11: On Wednesday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: There's all kinds of different messages that you can receive

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Speaker 2: Or maybe a postcard from your family in Venice saying

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Speaker 2: sorry we forgot to bring you on vacation again. Also

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Speaker 2: notify you. The cringiest kind of message you can get

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Speaker 2: really really really like you. Luckily, you don't have to

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Speaker 2: them on our voicemail machine, and we're gonna play them

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Speaker 2: all in a brand new Loser line coming up right

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Speaker 2: after this.

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Speaker 11: Is this the right number? It's the Loser Line.

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Speaker 2: Go just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 2: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 2: but are you my Mexican? Because I believe you are

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Speaker 2: my one and only cet. Whatever you do, don't throw

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Speaker 14: Hello, my darling, I I hope you're not mad with me.

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Speaker 14: Seemed the little surprise, and I told you I love you.

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Speaker 3: I love you, and I have a gift for you.

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Speaker 15: I found an old shipping container, probably gonna need a

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Speaker 15: I wanted to get your feedback. You know your thoughts.

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Speaker 15: Your thoughts are important to me, so you know, maybe

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Speaker 3: Let me know I love you it's good to say,

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Speaker 3: I shouldn't feel.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure when he says he found a shipping container,

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Speaker 1: it's his bunker, they don't you know.

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Speaker 2: And he wants to remodel it into a home to

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's some cool shipping containers, but not in

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Speaker 10: It's gonna be the same.

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Speaker 1: No. No, I don't think it's gonna be light in

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Speaker 10: Yes.

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Speaker 8: Next message, Hey Jake, it's a I just wanted to

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Speaker 8: tell you I had so much fun with you the

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Speaker 8: other night, and I love the homework. Assignment you gave

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Speaker 8: me is Mary Bang Kill. So I had to think

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Speaker 8: So okay, first we're gonna start with bang. And like

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Speaker 8: it might real answer might be Richard Nixon because you know,

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Speaker 8: the bad boys, like they're always the most fun. So

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with Nixon on that and then kill.

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Speaker 8: I don't even really want to kill any of them,

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Speaker 8: I think I think I'm going to go with Obama

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Speaker 8: and you have to do it back to me, and

448
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Speaker 8: you have to do first, lady.

449
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Speaker 1: I'll be waiting.

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Speaker 2: So it is calls like this that we really really

451
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Speaker 2: appreciate from our listeners who don't just give out the

452
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Speaker 2: loser line number by itself. They give the person an

453
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Speaker 2: assignment call and leave a message saying, which president you marry?

454
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Speaker 2: Bank Kill.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you got worse. It got worse

456
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Speaker 1: after the Nixon answer. I thought that was going to

457
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Speaker 1: be the epitome of the bat.

458
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Speaker 2: I think it's sweet that she's trying to bring more

459
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Speaker 2: citizens to the United States of America. And you know what,

460
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Speaker 2: if you're down to play some Mary bank Kill, why

461
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Speaker 2: not head over to our TikTok page at Brooke and

462
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Speaker 2: Jeffrey right now, so you can tell us which morning

463
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Speaker 2: show host you'd marry, bang or kill. But remember you

464
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 2: can't answer jeff for all three you.

465
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Speaker 1: Want to be killed.

466
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Speaker 2: It would be a good time. Also, while you're there,

467
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Speaker 2: make sure to watch our live in studio reactions to

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Speaker 2: our top loser lines of the week. We're filming one

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 1: Well Mary bang kill goes over, we will be the

471
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Speaker 1: dead studio ration.

472
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Speaker 2: Now let's get back to the clips.

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Speaker 16: Well, hey, I'm really confused. I mean I can't find

474
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Speaker 16: the signs anywhere.

475
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Speaker 3: I'm looking all around.

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Speaker 16: I even went in and I asked somebody, Hey, is

477
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Speaker 16: there a time place inside? And they were like no,

478
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Speaker 16: they thought I was crazy. I ended up getting to

479
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Speaker 16: a fight with the manager too, man, because I know

480
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Speaker 16: that was the right place. You gave me this address

481
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Speaker 16: and I know this is where I'm supposed to be.

482
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Speaker 16: And when I went outside, I even got a kick

483
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Speaker 16: it on my car. So I'm driving around for a

484
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Speaker 16: minute now trying to find this place that drives me crazy.

485
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Speaker 16: Do you do me a favor? Can you please just

486
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Speaker 16: call me back? I mean I just see it?

487
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Speaker 11: What what imrgin?

488
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Speaker 6: Here you a.

489
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Speaker 1: I don't know how I felt. Is bad for somebody

490
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Speaker 1: on the loser.

491
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 2: It's a really good first impression to demonstrate your road

492
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Speaker 2: rage to your woman right over the phone.

493
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Speaker 1: Self edited, he didn't say the real word.

494
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Speaker 2: Vergin.

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Speaker 15: Good for her, Hey, Alie, it's it's I don't know

496
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Speaker 15: if you remember me.

497
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Speaker 3: We met and uh, you know over the check Nate said,

498
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Speaker 3: you make that really.

499
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Speaker 2: Like a really funny joke.

500
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Speaker 3: You said, waiter checks please, like we laughed, oh man Like, Oh, anyway,

501
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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 17: I was kind of wondering if I'm sorry, Oh crap.

503
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Speaker 3: My phone's actually about to die.

504
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Speaker 17: Basically, let me hurry.

505
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Speaker 3: I had a really good time with you.

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Speaker 15: I think it's so beautiful and like amazing, and I

507
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Speaker 15: just like like, look, wow, next Friday or Saturday or

508
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Speaker 15: or whenever you're free by dinner.

509
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 3: I just want to get to know you.

510
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 14: And and yeah, coming back, Oh oh.

511
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Speaker 3: I guess I didn't have to actually go that fast

512
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Speaker 3: my phone. I'm not gonna die with.

513
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Speaker 15: Can we just like rewind past all the parts, go

514
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 15: back to the checks mixed stuff, just rewind.

515
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, just ignore that.

516
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 2: And oh you kind of wish your phone did die

517
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 2: because I was super embarrassing.

518
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a roller coaster. I feel like that's

519
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Speaker 1: the same pitch he gave at the end of the

520
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Speaker 1: date too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I meeting.

522
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Speaker 1: I don't even know if it was an actual date.

523
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Speaker 4: Oh, my uber's here, so I had a really good

524
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 4: time with you and me to get your voicemails like you.

525
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Speaker 6: Told me to.

526
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 2: Oh wait, actually the uber is going to be here

527
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Speaker 2: in thirty seconds. Remember lit a lose a line regularly

528
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 2: at this time every week, and make sure you subscribe

529
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Speaker 2: to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok where you can hear

530
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Speaker 2: your favorite loser line of the week right up on there. Now,

531
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,400
Speaker 2: we're gonna get into a phone tap.

532
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Speaker 11: Right after the week freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

533
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 2: Today we call a guy who got set up by

534
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: his brother. Apparently they work out together at the same gym,

535
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: and he's disappointed. His bro just emailed to cancel his membership.

536
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 2: It's too expensive, can't afford it anymore. Well, Jose's going

537
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 2: to offer him a unique solution though, to possibly continue

538
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Speaker 2: his membership. And I believe this is the way all

539
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: gyms will do it in the future once they hear

540
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 2: this phone tap Right now.

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Speaker 11: It's.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

543
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 2: Hi is this Robert?

544
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 12: Yes, this is this is the Mario from Jim.

545
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 2: How are you?

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00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 10: Good morning?

547
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 12: Hey, good morning.

548
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 4: So I see that you send us an email here

549
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 4: about canceling your membership.

550
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 10: Huh that's not cool.

551
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we never quit on you. You don't quit

552
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 2: on us. It's kind of the gym, you know. Yeah,

553
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 2: give me two more reps.

554
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 10: I'm sorry I interrupted you. What were you saying, Robert?

555
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 12: Uh no, No, I was just gonna say, like, I

556
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 12: sent the email because I mean, I just have a

557
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 12: lot of life changes right now.

558
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Speaker 10: And oh yeah I also had ed.

559
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Speaker 4: It gets better, man, there's the advances in medicine are huge, man,

560
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Speaker 4: believe me.

561
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 10: I can I can connect you to somebody.

562
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Speaker 12: No, it's just it's it's strictly financial right now for me. No,

563
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 12: I don't have any I don't have any problems or anything.

564
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 10: Oh it's a money thing, got it.

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Speaker 4: Well, according to this you pay forty nine ninety five

566
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Speaker 4: a month, which compared to a few others here, man,

567
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 4: that is a screaming deal.

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00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 12: No, no, no, I understand that. But like I mean,

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Speaker 12: I just yeah, I can't afford like forty nine ninety

570
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Speaker 12: five a month.

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Speaker 4: So it's the forty nine ninety five. Let me think

572
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 4: forty nine ninety five. It could go down lower to

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Speaker 4: forty nine ninety Maybe you can go out of forty

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Speaker 4: ninety eight. Maybe you can out of forty eight and

575
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 4: eighty nine, maybe forty eight eighty eight?

576
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Speaker 2: Who was it all?

577
00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 5: Who was it now?

578
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: Forty eight forty seven?

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Speaker 10: Who wants at forty seven?

580
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 2: Who wants on forty seven?

581
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 5: Robbers?

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Speaker 10: You want it on forty seven?

583
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 5: Is that what I'm here?

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Speaker 3: Robert?

585
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 5: Am I hare robber?

586
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 3: What are you doing, Robert?

587
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 4: For forty seven dollars for a month?

588
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 10: Man?

589
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 5: Grasp?

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00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 2: What are you doing? What?

591
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 17: What's going on?

592
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 3: Like?

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00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 12: I don't know what do you mean?

594
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:16,959
Speaker 5: What's going on?

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00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 13: Man?

596
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 2: You just saved almost two dollars?

597
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 10: How'd you get that out of me?

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00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 12: No, dude, you were a gym. I didn't ask to

599
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Speaker 12: be in an auction.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to.

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00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 12: I don't want an auction for like yeah, and you

602
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 12: guys every month like well.

603
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 4: Our manager has been training us to do these calls

604
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Speaker 4: auction style, and they work really well.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you I'm the best of everyone.

606
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 12: No, you're not listening to me.

607
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 4: I've gotten so many deals done. I know you and

608
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 4: me could reach an agreement by the end of this call.

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00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 3: I know we can, Robert, I didn't ask for that.

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00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 12: And it's still too much money, all right.

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00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 4: So you were thinking something like forty six fifty, maybe

612
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 4: forty six dollars, maybe.

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00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 5: Forty five dollars.

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Speaker 4: Maybe's gonna go down low on May forty eight, forty

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00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 4: ninety eight, maybe forty five ninety seven, maybe forty five

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Speaker 4: ninety six, maybe forty five.

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Speaker 5: Ninety four.

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Speaker 2: Sold They skipped the last.

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Speaker 4: Second, and hey, go even down, and I just probably

620
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Speaker 4: brought my jaw al.

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Speaker 16: Dude, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Wow, man, you are good.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 12: What's going on with your with you guys like doing

625
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 12: this auction thing, but like, what do you mean stop?

626
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 12: Oh just cut it out?

627
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 4: Like, well, you said stop too late. The auction's over.

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00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 4: You're supposed to say it while I'm in the middle.

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Speaker 4: Do you want me to start again?

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Speaker 12: Because I don't go back to the going into the

631
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 12: stupid voice and the stupid auction thing, Like I don't

632
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 12: care what your manager told you to do, Like this

633
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 12: is so frustrating. I just want to cut this cost

634
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Speaker 12: out of my life.

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Speaker 4: Okay, No, I didn't mean to, like bug you or

636
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Speaker 4: annoy you or anything. I'm just trying to help. So

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Speaker 4: I'm really sorry, Robert. Honestly, that's I didn't realize I

638
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 4: was getting out of hand there.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, Like I didn't mean to yell at you. I'm

640
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 12: just I'm just wanting to make a cancelation. Like I've

641
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 12: got a lot of things, like things going on right now,

642
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 12: and I just can't afford it.

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00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 10: Look, I get you, man, we all go through hard times.

644
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 10: We've all been there.

645
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Speaker 4: Like, what if we just said twenty five bucks a month?

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Speaker 4: Even that's it? No frill is nothing?

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00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 12: Is it really twenty five bucks a month? Like, yeah,

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00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 12: twenty five I mean I might, I might could.

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00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe I.

650
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 12: Could do that.

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00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 4: Okay, so twenty five dollars works. And then add on

652
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 4: the five dollars.

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00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 10: I didn't me.

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00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 5: Everything's like, no.

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Speaker 4: We got a man's hearts anything, No, we have another

656
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 4: five dollars.

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00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 5: We want forty five dollars.

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00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 10: Then we got another five movie.

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00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 16: Now you now what?

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00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 3: I'm sorry?

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00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 2: Why did you say, Roberts?

662
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 12: You say stop, stop, hey, sad, stop about.

663
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 4: Six stays seven dollars, So six stakes seven dollars a

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Speaker 4: month to lift some weights and sweat on the bar more.

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Speaker 12: Than I originally had to pay, Like, oh, I'm not

666
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Speaker 12: paying that.

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00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 4: Well, honestly, the sixty seven bucks was kind of your

668
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 4: brother's idea. He's the one that set you up for

669
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 4: this whole prank phone call, so let's just blame that

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Speaker 4: on him.

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00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 12: Huh, what are you serious?

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00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is.

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00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 4: Actually Jose from the radio show Bricking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 10: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 2: Your brother Kyle set you up.

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00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 12: Oh my god, you.

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00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 4: Were getting pretty pissed off, dude.

678
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Speaker 12: Yeah, I was about to have a brain aneurysm in

679
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 12: here in these numbers, bet me, And I'm just like,

680
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 12: I know, I know.

681
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 10: It was a lot, but hey, I bet you're relieved

682
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 10: you don't have to.

683
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 5: Pay for the gym anymore.

684
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 12: To be honest with you, I'm kind of disappointed because

685
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 12: I wanted that twenty five dollars deal you said earlier.

686
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 2: Oh, we're starting on twenty five dollars.

687
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 10: I was going to twenty six dollars.

688
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 5: You want to get more?

689
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 4: You want to know on twenty seven dollars, all I

690
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 4: gotta do a say stop.

691
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 10: We're gonna be here all day until you just hang up.

692
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 10: Probably then again, don't.

693
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 2: Say stop stop there it ass folks.

694
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 10: We finally got the bill.

695
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 4: It's officially one four and twenty seven dollars a month,

696
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 4: and that's before the claiming veee of five dollars week.

697
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 11: Us every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

698
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 11: brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

699
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 2: If you're trying to snag a date with a strapping,

700
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 2: good looking business professional, yeah, then you need to call

701
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 2: a strapping good looking business professional ish guy who works

702
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 2: on the radio.

703
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: Do you know any I do.

704
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna raise my hand right there. I qualify for

705
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 2: that role because one of our I said professional issues,

706
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 2: because one of our listeners went out with a successful

707
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 2: man who has one of the most desirable jobs you'd

708
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: ever find on a dating app, and she's waited for

709
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 2: him for not days, not weeks, but months to get

710
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 2: another meet up, which is why she's finally reached out

711
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 2: to us for our services. And I just hope this

712
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: strapping gentleman is ready to be strapped by a strap

713
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 2: happy strapper like myself. To yourself, it'll all become clear

714
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 2: in your second date update. Right after this second date

715
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 2: update date. If you go out with somebody that you really,

716
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 2: really like. How long you're willing to wait and pursue

717
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 2: them hoping to get that second date? What's your maximimy?

718
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 2: Is it two weeks before you tap out? Four weeks?

719
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: Wait, you're gonna wait. You're gonna wait that long to

720
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: get a.

721
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 2: Second date, That's what I'm saying. How long you're willing

722
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 2: to wait for it?

723
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say two minutes.

724
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 2: Well, one of our listeners, Jacqueline, sent us an email

725
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 2: saying she met a guy so amazing. She's been trying

726
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 2: to lock down date number two for the last four months.

727
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: Jesse. When you said it, the music chrescendo. I'm so right, Jeff.

728
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 2: And then it's been four months to do whatever it takes.

729
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 2: In fact, she's calling in the big guns to get

730
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 2: it done today. And that's us. So Jacqueline, thank you

731
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 2: for calling at and T welcome to the shoot.

732
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 9: Thank you.

733
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: Four months? My gosh, have you been dating other people

734
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: in that time or are you just holding out for

735
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: this guy?

736
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,240
Speaker 9: I mean, I've like met up with some other people,

737
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 9: but I feel like most of my brain phase is

738
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 9: taken up. I like thinking about Tom yeah, thinking about.

739
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 2: Tom Yeah, he's guy number one in your heart right now.

740
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 2: So Tom is his name? How did you meet him?

741
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 18: Oh?

742
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 9: Well, were that online?

743
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 3: Like most people?

744
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,800
Speaker 1: Did you know as soon as you met him that

745
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 1: there was something really special about him? I did.

746
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 9: I got that like feeling. He's a lawyer and he.

747
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 2: Is say no more, you want us all over? Thank

748
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 2: you so much.

749
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 10: I'm not getting draftees anymore.

750
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: Why you he's busy, That's fine. I was gonna say,

751
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: and drunk. I mean, lawyers like to throw back.

752
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's a lot of positives that you all

753
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 2: just said right there.

754
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 4: So that's not like your dream guy, a drunken, rich guy.

755
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 2: I was never around perfect, okay.

756
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: I mean maybe he's honestly been that busy. Yeah, Like

757
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: when my best friend was working at one of her firms,

758
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 1: she was billying I think like ninety hours a week.

759
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's possible. So how do things get

760
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 2: started between you and Tom.

761
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 9: Jacqueline, Well, we have this really good advance on the app,

762
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 9: and we have a lot in common of like things

763
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 9: we like to do, and here's ridiculously good looking, Like

764
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 9: he's so good looking. At first, I was like sort

765
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 9: of scared.

766
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: Oh well, Okay, So now it feels like it puts

767
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: it into a little bit different perspective.

768
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 10: Yeah, so like he probably has a waiting list of girls.

769
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you guys do? Did he ask you out?

770
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 9: Yeah? He asked me out and he went out to

771
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 9: dinner and he offered to pick me up, which I

772
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 9: thought was like so sweet, but you know, I just

773
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 9: had to look out for my safety. So so what

774
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 9: so I like took a car service there and.

775
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: That smart before you meet somebody.

776
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 9: So yeah, we went to this Mediterranean place that I'd

777
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 9: never been to. It was outside, it was really pretty

778
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 9: at all those like little fairy light O love. What

779
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 9: else he did that I loved was like one she

780
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 9: was actually dressed properly, like I've gone on it on

781
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 9: so many appdates and guys are just like they just

782
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 9: came from the gym or something, and she was like

783
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 9: waiting outside the restaurant for me, which I.

784
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, And so what about the actual date itself

785
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 2: when you sat down to have dinner with him? How

786
00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 2: was that?

787
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 9: It was great? We had so much like we were laughing,

788
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 9: We had so much to talk about, Like we had

789
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 9: to keep asking the waiter to come back in five minutes.

790
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 9: We even looked at the menu.

791
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: Oh that's a great sign, yeah, I thought so.

792
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 9: He never took out his phone.

793
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 2: Do you remember a lot from a date that happened

794
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 2: four months ago? Yeah, she found every single detail.

795
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: She found a lawyer that doesn't take out their phone.

796
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: I think that that doesn't even exist, you.

797
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 9: Know, yeah, like you would remember that you.

798
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 2: Said a lot of good things. Did anything bad happen

799
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 2: on the date? Because it has been a long time

800
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 2: since you guys hung out.

801
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 9: I don't think anything bad, like, because I've been running

802
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 9: it over and over in my mind. The only thing

803
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 9: I can think is like, I wish I could tell

804
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 9: your picture, but like his jaw is so shiveled. I

805
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 9: was like I kept saying, like, are you sure you

806
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 9: don't mew?

807
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 1: And you you don't mew the exercise to make your

808
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: chin better?

809
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 9: Yes, And he didn't know what I was talking about,

810
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 9: like I had him.

811
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 2: Can you explain it to some of the listeners who

812
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 2: don't know what that is?

813
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, so you make like the mew sound, you're like

814
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 9: new me and like kind of defines your job.

815
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 5: Muscles.

816
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 2: Any Wait, where were you doing that to show him

817
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 2: during the date?

818
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:20,399
Speaker 8: Yeah?

819
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: I think a funny moment. Yeah, like you were trying

820
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: to be funny.

821
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's.

822
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 18: Sort of a couple.

823
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 9: But I mean you did look at me like what

824
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 9: are you doing? But like it wasn't like I can

825
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 9: stand up on the table and do it for Emily.

826
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 2: But I mean, yeah, I'm sure lawyers love to be

827
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 2: on a date with cats.

828
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: Basically, Oh, come on, jes she's just being playful, like

829
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: you don't want to date somebody that's super serious and

830
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: can't No.

831
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 2: Maybe she like pulled like a ball of string around

832
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 2: on the table too, very playful.

833
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 4: She's like, you know, hold on, I'm gonna get this

834
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 4: hair ball.

835
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 2: So was there any like romantic stuff that happened on

836
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 2: the day. Was there a kiss?

837
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 9: Maybe there wasn't, unfortunately, but he did say you wanted

838
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 9: to see me again and gave me a really long, tight,

839
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 9: tight hug.

840
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: So oh, she's still living in the embrace. Have you

841
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 1: had zero contact with him since some were.

842
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 2: Yet know what's happen in the last four months?

843
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 9: Well, at first I texted him a little bit more.

844
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 9: He said he wanted to see me again and everything,

845
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 9: and then his birthday was two weeks ago, so I

846
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 9: texted him for that.

847
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:31,919
Speaker 1: Why do you know that?

848
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 9: I just know it.

849
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 2: Just came into her brain naturally. Okay, So now it's

850
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 2: been four months since that dinner date with this lawyer guy,

851
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 2: and you've come to us hoping that we can get

852
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: him to agree to a second date.

853
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 10: Yes, all right, I have to be on your a

854
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 10: game because this is a lawyer week.

855
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: Maybe you get Maybe we just say this is a

856
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: belated birthday present.

857
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 2: That won't creep him out at all. Let's do that

858
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 2: when we come back and get your second date update

859
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 2: right after this hold on second date update four months.

860
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 2: Most people don't wait that long to reach out to

861
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,760
Speaker 2: us trying to score another date. But our listener, Jacqueline

862
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: is a unique individual.

863
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: Hey, and she met a unique man.

864
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 2: She figured out that man's birthday happened recently and won't

865
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 2: tell us how she knew that, But that really doesn't matter.

866
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 2: The bottom line is this, Her date Tom was very attractive.

867
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 2: He's a lawyer, so duh, she wants to see him again.

868
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: No, the interal connection, Jeffrey, was it just that she

869
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: really enjoyed him.

870
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 2: But her first two points to us were he's beautiful

871
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 2: and a lawyer. To help her, he doesn't even have

872
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 2: to mete for that jawline. That's all natural, baby. But

873
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 2: the big problem is he's not reaching back out to

874
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 2: her in the last four months. So we're gonna try

875
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 2: and change that for you today, Jacqueline, how you doing.

876
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 11: I'm good.

877
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 18: How are you guys?

878
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: I don't know that I was totally clear. Did he

879
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: ever hit you back at all?

880
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 5: Just zero?

881
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I don't want you to be like

882
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 1: her if he doesn't remember who you are four months ago, totally.

883
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 2: But at the same time, I haven't reached back to

884
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 2: my mother in the last like four to five years,

885
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 2: so that doesn't necessarily mean that it's completely dead.

886
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 5: No, she is looking for.

887
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 1: You actively though, And do you know her first name?

888
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: You know what? Come back to me at the end

889
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 2: of the segment and.

890
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 10: I'll remember that actual exactly.

891
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 2: But let's give this guy Tom a call. Tom the

892
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 2: lawyer will see if he answers. Are we calling his

893
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 2: cell phone?

894
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

895
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 9: I gave you his cell phone and he's definitely going

896
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 9: to remember me.

897
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: Okay, that's positive. I like that thing.

898
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not sure if I like the way that

899
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: you said that, but okay, we're gonna style it here

900
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 2: we go.

901
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 3: Hello? Is it Tom?

902
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 2: Uh?

903
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 3: Hi?

904
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 2: Oh you're so formal? Answer your phone professional? Yeah, Hey Tom,

905
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: nice to meet you. We're a radio show called Brook

906
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a second

907
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 2: Hello Thomas? Okay, did you hang up little too much? Hello?

908
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 6: Tom?

909
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: Are you there?

910
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 3: I'm here? I'm sorry. Who is this?

911
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 2: My name is jeff from a award winning radio show

912
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morn.

913
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: That's actually true.

914
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 2: It happened a long time ago, but it happened like.

915
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: When the book City and Everyone has one.

916
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 3: You're on the radio right now, man, That's what the

917
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 3: call is regarding.

918
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a great question actually regarding you and your

919
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 2: dating life with a woman that you went out with

920
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 2: about four months ago named Jacqueline.

921
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 3: Jacqueline. Yeah, okay, do.

922
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 1: You remember Jacqueline? She definitely remembers you.

923
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 2: You guys met online and went out to like a restaurant.

924
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: Oh it was Mediterranean, Mediterranean food.

925
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,959
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, she loved your jaw.

926
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 13: I yes, I do remember who you were talking about.

927
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I got a little laugh out of you.

928
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: Were you thinking about calling her back?

929
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 3: I know? If I'm being completely out.

930
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 1: That's okay. We hear that sometimes.

931
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 2: Is there a reason.

932
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 13: Why I'm not gonna be calling Jacqueline back? I'm gonna

933
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,879
Speaker 13: end up staying away from her?

934
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 10: Oh?

935
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 3: It was, it was strange.

936
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: What was strange?

937
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 2: The date?

938
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 3: Well, the date, No, the date was fine. We had

939
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 3: a lovely time out.

940
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 13: The problem was that she was overly forward.

941
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 3: After the date.

942
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

943
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 2: What happened after?

944
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:48,479
Speaker 13: Jacqueline was leaving voicemails at my place of work? Oh,

945
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,879
Speaker 13: she knew I was an attorney and apparently found out

946
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,479
Speaker 13: where I worked.

947
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 2: She said that you weren't answering her, and so she

948
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 2: was trying to reach you anyway possible because she was

949
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 2: really really excited about the potential for your relationship.

950
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 18: Yeah.

951
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: Did that feel like a boundary that was crossed there

952
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: for you? Okay? Did you tell her though, because you know,

953
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: people who maybe don't work in your line of field

954
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: don't feel the same.

955
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 13: Well, after about the fourth or fifth voicemail, I remember

956
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 13: she did get in contact with my secretary and.

957
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:20,919
Speaker 1: What did she say to her?

958
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 3: My secretary had her.

959
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 13: On the line and I had to, you know, fib

960
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 13: and say I'm extremely busy with the case, which, truth

961
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 13: be told, I was busy with the case.

962
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 3: But the other issue.

963
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 13: With all of this is that I never gave Jacqueline

964
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 13: the information of what law firm I work at.

965
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 1: How did she fight to LinkedIn?

966
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 3: You know, I do not know off the top of

967
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 3: my head.

968
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 13: I did not inquire about.

969
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 3: Her further into this, I guess lately.

970
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 2: Kend Of just.

971
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 13: Wrote that off. I found that it was a little

972
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,919
Speaker 13: bit of a really intrusive move.

973
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: If I'm being honest, that's going to be good for

974
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: her to hear a little odd.

975
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 2: And uh, I'm sorry that she I know you said

976
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 2: you're trying to avoid her. We made kind of an

977
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 2: oops because she's actually on the phone with us right

978
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 2: now in the other line listening to this.

979
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: She heard all that.

980
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 2: What Yeah, that's that's how this segment works, and she's

981
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 2: wanting to talk to you.

982
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, hey guys, Hey.

983
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 9: Tom, I'm so happy that, like I get to hear

984
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 9: your voice.

985
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:30,959
Speaker 3: I'm cut a while, Jacqueline, what are you doing?

986
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 11: Oh?

987
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 9: I was just trying to get a hold of you

988
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 9: because I've been thinking about you and I have such

989
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 9: a good time when we went out, and he said,

990
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:39,720
Speaker 9: you want to see me again?

991
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 13: So I did at a certain point, But this is

992
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 13: getting borderline stalker behavior. This is insane. You're using a

993
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 13: radio station to contact me. I'm working right now. I

994
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 13: thought this was a client.

995
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 9: Oh, I'm so sorry. But if you would have gotten

996
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 9: back to me, like I wouldn't have called them. And

997
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 9: I think stalker is like way overblown. I've left the

998
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 9: couple messages that you're work.

999
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,240
Speaker 10: Say that often it's not technically.

1000
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 3: If it's not stalkers, how did you find out where

1001
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 3: I work?

1002
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually that's a good question.

1003
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: It's going to be hard to win an argument against

1004
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: a lawyer right now.

1005
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 11: Okay.

1006
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,399
Speaker 9: In my defense, it was so simple, like all your

1007
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 9: pictures on the app, Like I saw that there was

1008
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 9: one picture of you outside the courtyard and you could

1009
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 9: see the courthouse across the street.

1010
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 12: So all I did was go on Google.

1011
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,280
Speaker 9: Find the courthouse, and then I knew you were working

1012
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,760
Speaker 9: in the building across from it. So you know, I

1013
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 9: called a couple of different law firms. Will I find you?

1014
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: That made it sound worse.

1015
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 2: You you did detective work based on a picture on

1016
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 2: his profile.

1017
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, all ladies will do that, Like you look for

1018
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 9: contract clues in the pictures.

1019
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: I can't.

1020
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 5: You do it, but you just know where's the harm.

1021
00:46:59,320 --> 00:46:59,839
Speaker 1: I don't tell.

1022
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 2: You can't leave the evidence behind that.

1023
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 9: Okay, I wouldn't have left voicemails if you would have

1024
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 9: just returned my call. And you know, he had mentioned

1025
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 9: that he wasn't really loving his new secretary, So I thought, maybe.

1026
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: You didn't love Wait did you just say he didn't

1027
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,280
Speaker 1: like his new secretary?

1028
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 9: He mentioned that when we had dinner.

1029
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 2: The new secretary, Tom, can you see how maybe you've

1030
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 2: brought some of this upon yourself? Stop it, but at

1031
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 2: a bare minimum, you have to be impressed with how

1032
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 2: she was able to figure out where or scared Jeffrey new.

1033
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 9: Section me Tom on the date?

1034
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 18: What's your best quality?

1035
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 9: And I said, I'm determined, And so I think I'm

1036
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 9: proving that I was determined to get a hold of

1037
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 9: you again.

1038
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: You know, there's a good side and a bad side

1039
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: to every quality.

1040
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 18: And I'm gonna have to like disagree with you about

1041
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 18: your secretary because she's totally friendly when I call, and

1042
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 18: obviously there she is.

1043
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 2: She's still there.

1044
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,919
Speaker 1: We can convert, Yeah, not for long if she keeps

1045
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: giving out Tom's information.

1046
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 9: I found his information. I figured that all out on

1047
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 9: my own to like find a want credit for that.

1048
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: Oh, col he is not impressed, Tom.

1049
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 2: Maybe he'll be impressed if you wish him happy belated

1050
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 2: birthday right now?

1051
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? That?

1052
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 2: Lets you figure that it's your birthday. That's called persistence.

1053
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: I thought she texted you the birthday message.

1054
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 3: I blocked her a long time ago. I don't see

1055
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 3: anything she send to me.

1056
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 2: Oh, why he didn't get the message? You better tell

1057
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 2: it to him. Better wish him happy birthday.

1058
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: Right now, dude?

1059
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, I didn't know that.

1060
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 2: Or better yet, you can wish him happy birthday when

1061
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 2: you meet face to face for your second date, a

1062
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 2: date that we will pay for if Tom agrees to it.

1063
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 2: What do you think, Tom?

1064
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.

1065
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's a pretty clear message.

1066
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 2: Well, are you sure you want to say that, because

1067
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Jacquelin's on the other side of the

1068
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 2: door from where you are right now, So I want

1069
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 2: to say yes, Just say yes, we'll go right now.

1070
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 3: I would not be surprised at this point.

1071
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, Jacqueline, you do understand what he's saying, right, Yeah, No.

1072
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,760
Speaker 9: I get it. I mean there was a couple of times,

1073
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 9: like one of my friends wanted to meet for lunch,

1074
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 9: and she sort of lived over by that courthouse, like

1075
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:19,439
Speaker 9: down that way.

1076
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 18: So we went and we had.

1077
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 9: Lunch, trying to maybe run into Tom and I didn't.

1078
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's more than one crazy of you.

1079
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want Jacqueline to leave this phone call

1080
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: empty handed. That's why, Jaqueline, we're going to offer to

1081
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 2: send you out to lunch with Tom's secretary. You get

1082
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 2: along with so much.

1083
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 11: Thank you.

1084
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 13: Please don't go to lunch with my secretary.

1085
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 11: Please freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1086
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 2: I think this is going to be one of those

1087
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 2: dates we look back at and say, you know what,

1088
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 2: maybe there'll be better off as friends.

1089
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: I was thinking to be one of those dates where

1090
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: we turn the audio over to authorities.

1091
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, that'd be nice and they can be

1092
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 2: friends and you can visit her every few months while

1093
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,879
Speaker 2: she's in prison. She gets herself.

1094
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: Into after this, there's any friendships ahead, it'll be nice.

1095
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 2: They could write each other letters back and forth.

1096
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 1: I think that it'll just be back.

1097
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's never going to respond. But remember you can

1098
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 2: listen to all of our podcasts with our second Dates

1099
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 2: are Awkward, Tuesdays, Closure calls, a whole lot more up

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Speaker 2: at Brook and Jeffrey wherever you get your podcast.

1101
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 11: Ye Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1102
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 2: It's so disappointing when you find out that you got

1103
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,760
Speaker 2: scammed on the internet. Oh yeah, like when your Tinder

1104
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 2: date shows up and turns out to be a catfish,

1105
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 2: or when that item that you ordered off a Chinese

1106
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 2: Facebook ad never arrives at your house. Luckily, there's one

1107
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 2: place on the Internet that doesn't try to fool you

1108
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 2: with fancy words or fake promises of happiness. Where I'm

1109
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 2: talking about Craigslist, Dodd or a website so sketchy, so

1110
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 2: unapologetically bottom barrel, you couldn't be disappointed with your experience

1111
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 2: even if you try actually not wrong.

1112
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: Even when I buy furniture, I feel that way, there's.

1113
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,760
Speaker 2: Something to it. Let's all lower those expectations and enjoy

1114
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 2: a brand new misconnections coming up right after this.

1115
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 11: Kity misconnections that was me staring.

1116
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1117
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 2: One is on an exploration trip to Mars, when you

1118
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 2: and the Russian cosmon not find a whole new meaning

1119
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 2: for the word space.

1120
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: Junk, no same meaning that I had when I was

1121
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: on Earth.

1122
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 2: Jeff on the others on the pages of craigslist dot org,

1123
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 2: a website that we scour every single week to find

1124
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 2: the best misconnections that they have to offer, like this

1125
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Speaker 2: first one titled your hahas gave me the hot hots,

1126
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 2: Oh woman for man thirties comedy club open mic night.

1127
00:51:53,800 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 2: Oh okay, she says, Oh my god, you were so

1128
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 2: funny the other night. You were the comic that had

1129
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 2: the joke about Ken hooking up with g I Joe hilarious.

1130
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 2: I don't know why no one else laughed. I thought

1131
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 2: it was so funny.

1132
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: If no one's been to a comedy open mic, you

1133
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: should just show you know what awkward silence feels like.

1134
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:26,280
Speaker 2: She says. I was the unnatural blonde sitting four rows

1135
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 2: back that shouted that shouted, Hey g I Joe, I'm Barbie,

1136
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 2: let me see your weapon.

1137
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: How was she funnier than the comedians?

1138
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 2: I was a little tipsy, so I don't remember exactly

1139
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 2: what you said back to me, but whatever it was,

1140
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 2: I totally cracked up.

1141
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,439
Speaker 1: You gotta laugh.

1142
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 2: Surprisingly no one else did again this room. I guess

1143
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,720
Speaker 2: we were vibing and no one could enter our atmospheres

1144
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 2: after our flirty exchange you played. He told the waitress

1145
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 2: to cut me off. She thought you were serious. Does

1146
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 2: she not understand that you work in a comedy club?

1147
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: Hello? And does he not understand the only person laughing

1148
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 1: at him is the one lady boy like me?

1149
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 6: Dude?

1150
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 2: Anyway, I went out to get some fresh air and

1151
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 2: ended up going home with some guy that said he

1152
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 2: was friends with Cedric the entertainer. He's almost as funny

1153
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 2: as you. Almost anyways, will you call me please? Signed

1154
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 2: B Yeah, B for Barbie. This next misconnection is titled

1155
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 2: I drew a bird, Then you gave me the bird?

1156
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 2: Oh Man for woman thirties College of Art and Design.

1157
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 1: Feels like her message is clear, sir.

1158
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 2: He says, we used to sit next to each other

1159
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 2: in three dimensional design, remember me, I was the only

1160
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 2: guy there?

1161
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,280
Speaker 1: Then, she probably does.

1162
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 2: And every day you came in and said, you're not

1163
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 2: going to draw another grouping of triangles again?

1164
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 6: Are you?

1165
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 2: What can I say? If you're good at something, don't stop.

1166
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 1: He's got those three sides down.

1167
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 2: Anyway, that was about five years ago. Now I can't

1168
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,879
Speaker 2: find you anywhere online. Last thing I heard about you

1169
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,720
Speaker 2: was that you couldn't afford tuition anymore, So you moved

1170
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 2: back home to become a nanny. Oh oh, that story

1171
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 2: was boring though, So I told everyone at school you

1172
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 2: had to leave because of alien hands syndrome.

1173
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:32,919
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1174
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: I actually I would appreciate him. My life had come

1175
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 1: to back living with my parents. I'm like, please, who cares?

1176
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: It sounds cool?

1177
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:45,240
Speaker 2: He says, look it up. It's cool regardless. You're probably

1178
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 2: wondering why I'm reaching out to you via Craigslist. Now

1179
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 2: it turns out I actually made something of myself and

1180
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 2: I work on the highway construction crew for the state.

1181
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 2: Pretty cool. And you'll never guess what my current project is.

1182
00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: Oh tell me, it's a trying.

1183
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 2: I'm making yield signs for them. I just wanted you

1184
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 2: to know the dream lives on.

1185
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: Every time I pass a road time, I'm gonna think

1186
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: of the passion that goes down, he says.

1187
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 2: Hit me up for the reunion in a few years.

1188
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 2: Maybe we can go together. That signed spoink.

1189
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 10: Oh, that's crazy.

1190
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 3: All came full.

1191
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:25,280
Speaker 1: Try hit the three points.

1192
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled bow Chick a Chihuahua.

1193
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:32,479
Speaker 11: Dog.

1194
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 2: He says, man for woman seventies back patio palm garden's

1195
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,479
Speaker 2: retirement comp.

1196
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 11: Yes.

1197
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 1: Wait, I was.

1198
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 2: The one who found your blind chihuahua taking a little

1199
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:55,760
Speaker 2: bitty poopsy on my begonias. After a few calls to neighbors,

1200
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,320
Speaker 2: you came to collect your prize, and you walked away

1201
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 2: with two your dog and a party bag of your

1202
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 2: pooches misgiving.

1203
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: He's gonna say, my heart, you gave her back.

1204
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 2: The dog dropping. Our interaction was brief, I'll admit, but

1205
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 2: I believe you noticed the canister of pepper spray in

1206
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:21,879
Speaker 2: my hand just in case our conversation didn't go right.

1207
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,919
Speaker 2: How could that conversation go that far south?

1208
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: Like she was getting her Doberman from your backyard After.

1209
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 2: Our te de tay, I invited you inside for some

1210
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 2: country crackers and some spiked coolie weird stuff. You declined,

1211
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 2: so I took off my shirt and said, how about now.

1212
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: I feel like it took him five minutes to get.

1213
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 2: You coyly pretended to not hear me, but you did

1214
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,479
Speaker 2: look me up and down with your one good eye.

1215
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 2: After that, you proceeded to walk out my back gate,

1216
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 2: and that's when I stopped you and said, hold on,

1217
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 2: be careful. There's a trap door right in front of you,

1218
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:14,839
Speaker 2: and the only way out is through my bedroom. Come

1219
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 2: sadly you kept walking. It's unfortunate because that line worked

1220
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 2: ninety percent of the time in the eighties.

1221
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 5: I swear.

1222
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, let's try again. What else are you gonna do?

1223
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 2: Let's be real.

1224
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: That signed Bruce, even an old guy, He's gross.

1225
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 2: I'm going to that retirement complex and saying, what's up

1226
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 2: a fun place? Misconnections has come to it.

1227
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 11: As brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1228
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 2: They say you should never meet your heroes, but Jose,

1229
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 2: you're about to today.

1230
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, Jim Carrey.

1231
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 2: Even more important to Jose's life is today's player Nate,

1232
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 2: who drives for.

1233
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 8: Uber Eat.

1234
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 2: Right, loves his job that he can make his own schedule,

1235
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 2: and has done over nine thousand food trips. Oh wow,

1236
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

1237
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 17: How's it going, bro give.

1238
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 4: Me some tips, because I've always said the second I

1239
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 4: get fired from the show, I am.

1240
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: You actually have to let go. Would be so bad,

1241
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: You'd get distracted in the middle of a food delivery and.

1242
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 4: I would call someone and go, Honestly, why didn't you

1243
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 4: get the extra two dollars?

1244
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 2: Such a good deal.

1245
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: I want to know Nate like, outside of just bad

1246
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 1: tippy and what is the worst customer behavior there?

1247
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 17: I had this one guy saying that he's gonna whoop

1248
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 17: me up because I didn't get his jack at the

1249
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 17: box doing at ten thirty at night? What and he

1250
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 17: and he said, I have a bat waiting for you.

1251
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 17: I'm like, well, I'm good with that. So I called

1252
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 17: Uber support and they were like, yeah, we're just gonna

1253
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 17: take them off the platform. And I was still on

1254
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 17: text with him and I said, hey, thank you for

1255
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 17: buying me dinner. And I said this burger is so delicious.

1256
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 17: And then I did I cut it off with them.

1257
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, name now we got again,

1258
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 2: just some trivia. Brooke has left the studio and you

1259
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 2: know it works. You got thirty seconds answer as many

1260
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 2: questions as possible. If you don't know when you can

1261
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 2: say past, you have to beat her out right if

1262
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 2: you want to win. You sound nervous?

1263
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

1264
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 17: I'm good?

1265
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready.

1266
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 2: I got deep breath.

1267
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 3: Man, Here we go.

1268
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. March is National Dolphin Month. They

1269
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 2: can breathe underwater. True or false?

1270
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 3: True?

1271
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 2: Oxford, Oxford and Cambridge are universities located in which country.

1272
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 3: England.

1273
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 2: Zero is the name of the animated dog from which movie.

1274
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 2: On April fifteenth, every MLB player wears the number four

1275
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 2: to honor who.

1276
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 17: Kobe Bryant.

1277
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 2: Barbie has three little sisters named Stacy, Chelsea and who else?

1278
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 17: Emily?

1279
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 2: All right, Nate, well done? That was his first attempt

1280
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 2: at win Birch Bucks today, his first time on the game.

1281
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 2: How did that feel, Nate?

1282
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 17: It was fun?

1283
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:21,919
Speaker 2: It was fun.

1284
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 8: It goes by fast absolutely and.

1285
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 2: Going back to your nine thousand trips on uber eats,

1286
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 2: it says a lot of times when the order comes in,

1287
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 2: you'll get requests from people asking like, hey, while you're

1288
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 2: at McDonald's, can you also swing by and pick up

1289
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 2: some beers for me too?

1290
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 11: What right?

1291
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 2: You don't like come through for them?

1292
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 17: I mean money talk?

1293
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 5: So okay, right?

1294
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Your time starts now? March is National

1295
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 2: Dolphin Month. They can breathe underwater tru or false. Oxford

1296
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 2: and Cambridge are University is located in which country England.

1297
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,919
Speaker 2: Zero is the name of the animated dog from which

1298
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 2: movie pass. On April fifteenth, every MLB player wears the

1299
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 2: number forty two to honor who Babe Ruth Barbie has

1300
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 2: three little sisters named Stacy, Chelsea and who else?

1301
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: Skipper?

1302
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 2: Which month of the year is national ice cream months?

1303
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 2: June a Cello has how many strings? Four Brooks seemed

1304
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 2: like she was on her game. They let's go to

1305
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 2: the scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose

1306
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 2: Don't say.

1307
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: That, never say that, Joney's never say dog.

1308
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 2: That's right, yeah, June.

1309
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 5: Right, date. You got too correct today?

1310
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 2: Not bad first time.

1311
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 1: After I made a lot of guesses. I'll tell you

1312
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 1: that Nate.

1313
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 4: Brook made a lot of guesses, but her pacing was fantastic.

1314
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 4: She got two extra questions in and got four of

1315
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 4: those questions.

1316
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 2: For double j out there, Nate. I'm sorry, man, but

1317
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 2: let's go over the answers for everybody. March is National

1318
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 2: Dolphin Month. They can breathe underwater. That's false.

1319
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 5: First give it.

1320
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 2: We still gave you credit for that one. W you

1321
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 2: changed your answer. They have to come up to the

1322
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 2: surface if they want to breathe. Oxford and Cambridge our

1323
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 2: university is located both in England. Zero is the animated

1324
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 2: dog from the movie Nightmare Before Christmas. Is Jack Skellington

1325
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 2: star say it On April fifteenth, every MLB player wears

1326
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 2: the number forty two to honor not Kobe Bryant and

1327
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 2: not Babe Ruth.

1328
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 1: Did Jackie Robinson.

1329
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 2: It was Jackie Robbins, the first African American MLB player.

1330
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: Ye.

1331
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 2: Barbie has three little sisters, Stacy, Chelsea and Skipper. National

1332
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 2: Ice Cream Month is in July and a cello has

1333
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:46,480
Speaker 2: four strings on it, So Nate, unfortunately, not enough to

1334
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 2: beat Brooke today. But just we're playing. You do win

1335
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 2: a pair of tickets to Massive The Power of Pop

1336
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 2: Culture at MoPOP. It's their newest flagship exhibition exploring global

1337
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 2: pop culture and its impact on our daily life lives.

1338
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 2: The exhibit opens March sixteenth, and tickets are on sale

1339
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 2: now at MoPOP dot org.

1340
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 17: Thank you, you guys are awesome.

1341
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 3: I love I love listening to you guys.

1342
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 5: So I love to order a delivery from you soon. Friends.

1343
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 3: Hey, there you go.

1344
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 2: No, just give us your number and we'll call you directly.

1345
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 12: I will cook you up.

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Speaker 2: It's like three in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We need you.

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Speaker 1: State yo.

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Speaker 2: Hey Ny, thanks for being on with us. We'll be

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Speaker 2: back to the Windbrooks book same time tomorrow. Rooking Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning.