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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one, fifteen, Episode

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Speaker 1: five of Joe Dalley Sight Guys, the production of My

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio. This is the podcast we take a deep

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Speaker 1: dive in New America's share consciousness and say, officially off

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Speaker 1: the top, fuck the Koch Brothers and Buck Box. It's Friday,

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Speaker 1: January tenth, two thousand twenty. My name is Jack O'Brien

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Speaker 1: a K. I'm your only trend. I'm not your only trend,

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Speaker 1: but I'm a little growing trend. But really I'm not

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Speaker 1: actually your trend, but i am look an area and

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Speaker 1: now led by the ZiT Switch who watches over you.

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Speaker 1: That is courtesy of day ZiT Be Giants and Saucy

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Speaker 1: Buckaroo on Twitter. And I'm thrilled to be joined as

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Speaker 1: always by my co host, Mr Miles Miles Gray, the

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Speaker 1: Saggy Fry King aka the Saggy Bottom Boy ak a

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Speaker 1: you so much, Chief Freddy bg Ad Buns a holy

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Speaker 1: for that soggy fry being acaged. And we are thrilled

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Speaker 1: to be doing in Eric theory deceived by the hilarious

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Speaker 1: comedy David hunts Burger. Hello, guys, I don't have a

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Speaker 1: whole bunch of alases yet. Burger King David, Yeah, David, David,

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Speaker 1: let me be mine. So this is gonna be the

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Speaker 1: show for today, just like an unending string. What was

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Speaker 1: your a K song based off? I always know I

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Speaker 1: nailed it when you asked that question. Well, in my

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Speaker 1: mind there might be giants. The song is birdhousing yourself. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I was hearing Hey there, Delila the yeah, I give

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Speaker 1: off very strong Hey there, Delia, Delila vibes. I've always

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Speaker 1: done that plain white teeth. Uh, that's them, that's I

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Speaker 1: think so great. Yeah, of course, bro, all right, day,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get to know you a little bit better

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Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a

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Speaker 1: couple of things we're talking about today, Uh, such as

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Speaker 1: the need to write out twenty on checks on checks?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to do it? Can you just write twenty?

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Speaker 1: We'll find out at eleven. Uh. Iran probably shot that

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Speaker 1: plan down by accident based on some video that has emerged,

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Speaker 1: and even Trudeau is saying it with his new beard.

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna talk about that. We're gonna uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about Mike Bloomberg being maybe a creep,

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Speaker 1: whether Donald Trump is uh white Trump supporters. JA. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's probably the most I get that. Yeah, I can.

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Speaker 1: I can wrap my head around that. Yes, O J

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Speaker 1: Look man, Uh, we're gonna talk about all of that,

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Speaker 1: Harry and Megan quitting their job. I guess do they

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Speaker 1: on the payroll. Uh, we're gonna talk about Woco bell

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Speaker 1: really good word play there from from us. All of

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Speaker 1: that and plenty more. But first day, we like to

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Speaker 1: task our guests. What's something from your search history that's

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Speaker 1: really about who you are? Uh? Yeah, as you know,

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Speaker 1: I normally don't have much lately, right, not using Google

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Speaker 1: off the grid, although I was shown to the library

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Speaker 1: like a human looks up the information there. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I using a card catalog system. Yeah. It's a lot

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Speaker 1: of VPNs and borrowing other people's security numbers, going to

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Speaker 1: the library, getting information, making sure it's not traceable any

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Speaker 1: me to anyway to me. But recently I have been

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Speaker 1: doing English to Spanish. I've been speaking a lot of Spanish,

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Speaker 1: get anything. It's great, It's really good for your shoulders.

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Speaker 1: What's the word you got? You had to look up though,

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Speaker 1: would have known that if you watch Searching for What's

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Speaker 1: something you think is overrated? Uh, this is lazy. But

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Speaker 1: and then you guys have probably talked about this. But

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Speaker 1: I think too parts. I think yeasys and I think

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Speaker 1: just shoe culture in general is over it in that

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Speaker 1: you're celebrating people that are just being worked to death

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Speaker 1: in third world areas, like the people the fucking whole

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Speaker 1: Nike debate is ridiculous to me. People on both sides

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Speaker 1: I think are idiots. I think Nike is a corrupt

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Speaker 1: corporation that takes advantage of the impoverished and has no

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Speaker 1: regard And like when Jordan wouldn't go tyger Woodson go,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you go check a look at those sweat factories.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't go check it out sweatshops. Yeah, you're gonna go look,

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Speaker 1: I'll go look. And then they never went because, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, like the moment they did, they go, Oh God,

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Speaker 1: what am I doing. I'm perpetuating this thing where people

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Speaker 1: feel comfortable opening up a closet with like a thousand

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Speaker 1: and like some marshmallows and marshmallows and aqua socks. All right,

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Speaker 1: tape them off. Yeah, yeah, I mean they got to

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Speaker 1: get those shoes cheaper man, Right. My main thing is

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Speaker 1: I couldn't have shipped when I was a kid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and flex culture of like you can't flex ethically, yeah

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Speaker 1: unless you're like check out my school for children. But

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Speaker 1: why are billionaires doing that all the time? Doesn't that

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Speaker 1: seem like that? Yeah? But they can hoard. You get

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Speaker 1: think about people like that one character in Silicon Valley,

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Speaker 1: Like if people who are like worth just on the

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Speaker 1: of like economic edging, like yeah, no, almost almost became

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Speaker 1: with millionaires? Got to go with Jeffrey Epstein, right, I

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Speaker 1: guess that'd be billionaires too. Yeah, yeah, he mixed it up.

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Speaker 1: But that's what was so groundbreaking about Epstein is he

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Speaker 1: didn't differentiate when it came to his sex parties. He

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Speaker 1: would invite billionaires. He would invite hundred five hundred millionaires. Guy,

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Speaker 1: was groundbreaking. What is something you think is underrated? Kurt

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Speaker 1: Vonna Get Okay, everyone knows him, knows where. It's still

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Speaker 1: better than people. It's so good, it's just great, very funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was saying, very funny. Nice try Slaughterhouse five is

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Speaker 1: a rip off, my uncle wrote. Yeah, I remember. The

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Speaker 1: Kurt Vonna Get is that he showed me the drawing

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Speaker 1: of the Asshole and Breakfast of Champions. You should Kurt

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Speaker 1: Vonna get. He's like like funny ship and I was

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Speaker 1: And he's like he's like, read this part. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what the this is in books because like people

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Speaker 1: didn't write books, and that's like a title that would

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Speaker 1: be a work of literature that you have to read

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Speaker 1: in English class. And then there's an asshole drawn in it.

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Speaker 1: It's like, uh, mill color me Kilgore, Yeah, uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's one of the great. Yeah, what is a myth?

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Speaker 1: What's something people think is trigg? You know to be

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Speaker 1: I think people are wasting a lot of money on

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Speaker 1: alkalim water. You can't have a human body. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: you can't like inject something into or take a sample

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Speaker 1: around mostly neutral. You can't. There are people that have

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Speaker 1: had tons of alkaline water and still died of cancer.

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Speaker 1: It's just a ridiculous alkalize your life. Man. I dated

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Speaker 1: somebody who gave me the book, Like I think it's

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Speaker 1: then it was like, no, I got to alkalize my

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Speaker 1: sure it's just a gluten thing, but hey, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: do it all. I'm pretty sure for that reason, I'm

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Speaker 1: taco bell has to be mostly a base than an acid.

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Speaker 1: I can't feel like it's not. It doesn't run acidic

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Speaker 1: whole thing with cloud kitchens, and like very so l

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Speaker 1: density in areas. But maybe there's not a cheesecake factory

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Speaker 1: but say you have like your favorite Thai food, it's

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Speaker 1: then these cloud kitchens operate in really weird areas. They're

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Speaker 1: just like in a warehouse, but it'll be like five

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Speaker 1: right cranking out. They have the right bags and everything,

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Speaker 1: so when you get it, your human brain doesn't go, wait,

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Speaker 1: how did this get here an hour away? And this

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Speaker 1: order was here fresh and hot in ten minutes. But

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Speaker 1: if they could in those shops not only have that

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Speaker 1: sweet quick service but also be manufacturing it. In the

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Speaker 1: back right, we have impossible burgers. We're making all of

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Speaker 1: our own stuff. That's the future. Taco Bell is kind

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Speaker 1: of way ahead of the game, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: And if Demolition Man taught us anything. They did win

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Speaker 1: the franchise wars. They did so like all of them

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Speaker 1: aren't cars like Taco Bell brand I think. Well, the

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Speaker 1: gag was like all our restaurants are tacoll Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like what and Dan Cortez is playing on a piano. Yes,

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Speaker 1: value of the Jolly Greene Giant Dan Cortez. I remember

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Speaker 1: that movie Greatest Cortez, Dan Cortez AOC second alright but

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Speaker 1: different what about Nope, Dan Cortez is number one, not

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Speaker 1: the colonizer. Let's talk about are you guys writing on

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Speaker 1: your checks yet? Oh? Yeah? Really like today, I'm not

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Speaker 1: his company. But the whole thing is he's not like

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Speaker 1: releasing people from these n d as that were signed

425
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Speaker 1: as a result, because a lot of women are saying, like,

426
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: I really would like to talk about Mike Bloomberg, the dude,

427
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 1: not Mr. Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg. But they're like, but

428
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm in like these NDAs and I don't want to

429
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Speaker 1: and so his whole thing is, like his take on

430
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Speaker 1: this is you can't just walk away from it talking

431
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: about the NBA's their legal agreements, and for all I know,

432
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: the other side wouldn't want to get out of it.

433
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: The other side being the women say they want to

434
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Speaker 1: get out of Yeah, I mean the shift he was

435
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: saying like was they said there was during when he

436
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: was running for mayor. There was like a book of

437
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 1: quotes from him in the nineties and one of the

438
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: things he said was if women wanted to be appreciated

439
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: for their brains, they go to the library instead of

440
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Speaker 1: a Bloomingdale's. Huh oh. Then said women, No, he just won, right, yeah,

441
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: he said. Then at the time he goes they were

442
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: just quote borched belt jokes. Uh huh, Okay, that's what

443
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: I say when a joke doesn't go over there, hang

444
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: on the borge area, right. I'm surprised he didn't say

445
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 1: his locker room talk. This of course comes in after somebody.

446
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 1: I think it was years ago, but it came up

447
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: again recently when he announced his candidacy that they it

448
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: was a journalist who was really impressed with what he did.

449
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: When it comes to gun control in New York and

450
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: they were at like some may or old dinner and

451
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: he entered and they ran up to him and we're like, oh, man,

452
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: I really want to say, like what a great thing

453
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: I think he did, and had somebody introduced him, and

454
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: he like spent two minutes telling him like how great

455
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: it was what he did and why it was great,

456
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: like doing this for gun control. And Bloomberg just turned

457
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: to him and said, you look at the ass on

458
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: that one about a woman who was Yeah, so again

459
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,479
Speaker 1: that's who he is pretty fit to be president. Right,

460
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: Let's say, based on the evidence I'm looking at here,

461
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: he's got a really strong shot at this. He calls

462
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 1: him like he sees him. I like that. I don't

463
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 1: want another politician. Yeah, he's R O J. Which is

464
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: what they're saying about Trump right now. It so political?

465
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 1: Which yours truly? Did you do you follow Jay on Twitter? No?

466
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: He he always opens every he posts videos of himself. Hey,

467
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: it's yours truly, Twitter World, It's yours truly. Somebody at

468
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,959
Speaker 1: the Bills game had a Bill's jersey with Yours truly

469
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: written on the back. It was pretty great anyways. Uh No,

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00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: well just political. They were, you know, around the time

471
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: of the impeachment, they like asked for people to respond

472
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: to this sort of question. They posited, you know, based

473
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Speaker 1: on what you're seeing with the Ukraine Aid controversy that

474
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: the president is being impeached for, if the if all

475
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: the details were the same and you switched out Donald

476
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: Trump for Hillary Clinton, would you still be so like

477
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: casual about it? And a lot of people like it's

478
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: a false premise that cry okay, But one one man,

479
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: one brave soul, Keith Swartz from Tacoma, Washington, sixty six

480
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: years old. His response said this, first, he just this

481
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: is odd because he describes um the president as manic, uneducated,

482
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: illogical and essentially a horrible person, vulgar, a moral and narcissistic.

483
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: But okay, but this is the thing. He said, He's

484
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: done a fine job in the economy, in particular with

485
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: all the face of a democratic opposition that bends the

486
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: rules and abuses the process for three years. Uh and

487
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: like you know, trying to thwart him. And he says

488
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: to those who support what he accomplished, it feels like

489
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Speaker 1: he is r O J. Now they the guy wouldn't

490
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: say what he's accomplished, but I have I don't know.

491
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: I think it's purely that like this guy in the

492
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: face of he's he's thumbing his nose. That the people

493
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: I hate, so it's fine, is to the economy, right,

494
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: although like with o J, you know, you had a

495
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: lot of like black people looking at not o J

496
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: is clearly a killer, but like the energy around it

497
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: was sort of like, man, this legal system is so

498
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: fucked up. We see white people skate all the time.

499
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: R o J. Huh, and then some people, yeah, some people. Look,

500
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Speaker 1: everybody has someone in their family who you know, to

501
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: this day is probably like that that didn't happen. Most

502
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: people have figured out, oh no J, o J bad.

503
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: But this whole thing is sort of like I don't

504
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: know where Trump, you know, I don't know where he

505
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: lines up with that exact energy, aside from just feeling

506
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: like white people feel like they're being a I don't know.

507
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: I don't the trial. You watch the documentary, you see

508
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: like they show old footage from ninety three, and when

509
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,719
Speaker 1: the trial was happening, people every day would show up

510
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: with signs. You know. That's the that's that rally energy,

511
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: that same thing of like I'm here and we're in

512
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: a shirt I made a sign. I'm psyched. I'm showing

513
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: you love. There's other people who agree with me, and

514
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: there's like there's power in the numbers involved in that

515
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: where like you can tell some of them, like the

516
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,959
Speaker 1: look in their eye if someone just pulled them aside

517
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: privately and was like, all right, let's get you some

518
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: breathing and some water. Now, I want you to just

519
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: read this report here and look at these crime scene

520
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: photos and then do you still feel the same way?

521
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: Right right? Yeah? That would be the same thing I

522
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: think with Trump, like people, what do you do if

523
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: you started going like, let's start with Graham by the pussy,

524
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: let's just start there, then let's go to Storey Daniels,

525
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: just these character things to begin with. Well, that's weird

526
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: because that guy knew like it was weird. He was

527
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: able to articulate that. And I don't know if he's

528
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: just around so many like progressive liberal people that he's

529
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: just learned how to navigate like be like the same

530
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: conservative or something. He was like, no, I get it, man,

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00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: he's disgusting. He's a narcissist. But the way he gets

532
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: these bound people to the browns to the browns in

533
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: both cases, all right, that's leave forever. Uh. It's definitely

534
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: a false equivalency though, because you know, on one hand,

535
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 1: you have uh, the aggrieved party being people of color

536
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: who have been discriminated against and like put in prison

537
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: for not doing anything for years and years and years,

538
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: like the entire history of America, and in the other case,

539
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: Trump is getting back at the world for I don't

540
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: want to completely like diminish what the complaints of rural America,

541
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: but it doesn't feel like it's the same thing. I

542
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: think if one person I think you're all America was

543
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: falsely imprisoned, it's purely like, well, you had a bad

544
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: guy who you refused to say is bad, and I

545
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: think that's the That's sort of where it stops. Yes,

546
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: like there's an the thing about it. And in the end,

547
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: I mean like just even when looking at some of

548
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: the other defenses people were offering, it was just like,

549
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: all what about is ms? It was never like, uh,

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00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: I will engage this this like theory directly or this

551
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: question directly. I'll just be like yeah, but like you

552
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: don't know, like Clinton, like google Clinton body count. Uh,

553
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: I mean, did you have a good point Clinton body count?

554
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: I mean you know, like, let's let's look at what

555
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: happened Epstein, what happened those tapes on on that tape?

556
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: How to get destroyed? How that one tape got destroyed.

557
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: They recently announced that another tape, the tape of the

558
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: first of himself from the first quote unquote suicide Attempt,

559
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: got deleted. Whoops, I just got deleted so crazy. I

560
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: was going through my DVR. I was like, okay, I've

561
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: already seen that episode of Dr pimple Popper, and then

562
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: I had delete. I go weight, I think I just

563
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: deleted to Epstein Attempt. I mean, that's interesting because that

564
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: was one of the more mysterious aspects of the whole thing.

565
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: You know, he had this weird thing where he was

566
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: like I got assaulted, and people like he tried to

567
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: kill himself. And then they were like we're going to

568
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: put him on suicide watch, like we're not going to

569
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: corrupt cop right, Like did you guys see the original

570
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 1: deposition stuff when his like his attorneys with him. You

571
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: see the footage from like you kind of see like

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00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,879
Speaker 1: a guy's who's in a suit, maybe from behind him

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00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: a bit of an arm, some shoulder. You see mostly

574
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: on Epstein and then the guy is very straight faced

575
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 1: trying to get to the bottom of these questions, going okay, um,

576
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 1: question two, is it true or not that your penis

577
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:43,720
Speaker 1: is can be defined as eggshait? And then he just shakes,

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00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: I don't I don't need this, and then his lawyer

579
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: chimes in the first and taking the deposition, goes, no, no no, no,

580
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: this is this is this material. This is absolutely the case. Yeah,

581
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: it's described as being narrow at the base, wider in

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00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: the middle at the top. And I was so added

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00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: the suicides, I mean, the fucking killing, because I want

584
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of that. I don't know

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00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: we'll ever have they had answered, and that would have

586
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: been the first domino to fall. And then oh no,

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00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: I think I think it's been confirmed. He has an

588
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 1: egg shaped peanuts. Yeah he does la lamp. Well, no, no,

589
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 1: it's it's narrow at the bottom, wide in the middle,

590
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: narrow again at the top, like a lava lamp. Yeah. Yeah,

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00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 1: it's a little love lampa. Ok. Yeah, okay, but plug. Yeah,

592
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,919
Speaker 1: there there we go, now something I'm familiar with. Moving on,

593
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: I think the reason it was material and they have

594
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: enough enough people who have confirmed that it's egg shaped

595
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: because you know, the people he's sexually assaulted who he

596
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: claimed not to have all confirmed it. People sometimes ask

597
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: me sorry to jump in, they just had this epiphany.

598
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,959
Speaker 1: People sometimes ask like, oh, you like sports. I go yeah,

599
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: And I'm not like proud of it. Right. Some of

600
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: it's because of the idiot nature of like painting up

601
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: your face and dressing all crazy. But now I realized

602
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: the real reason is it's the perfect distraction for billionaires

603
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: to see what we're really interested in. A fifty people

604
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: all gathered together, yelling and screaming, and they're there. They're going, hey,

605
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: you know when you're being asked by the March of

606
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: Dimes to donate your money and I could cover the

607
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: whole fucking bill. I'm not And I'm right here among you,

608
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: watching the idiots by my popcorn and my beer for

609
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: twelve dollars a beer. That's the cheapest stadium right now.

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00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be

611
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: right back. And we're back. And some Republican senators are

612
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: are mad at their bay because the Trump administration gave

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00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: them a briefing on the assassination of Sulmoney. It was

614
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: kind descending it would seem yeah, well it was. You know,

615
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: everyone was sort of like, hold on, if y'all are

616
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: really trying to meddle around, like really funk around and

617
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: trying to find out what a full on, like full

618
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: scale arm conflict in the Middle East, you need to

619
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,439
Speaker 1: have some fucking receipts here, because like, even though yes,

620
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: we love Trump, they're still like, we still have to

621
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: sell this to other people. So what the funk happened?

622
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: Apparently at this briefing it was a whole lot of nothing.

623
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: One of the first complaints that both Republicans and Democrats

624
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,879
Speaker 1: had was I didn't hear anything that I didn't read

625
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: on the news did this briefing. So like when they're like,

626
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 1: what about this imminent threat, they're like, well, look, dude,

627
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: this is the thing report on what it says. So

628
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: so right after that briefing, naturally, Democrats are like, this

629
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: is a fucking disgrace, Like what they just tried to

630
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 1: sell us in here, Like it was a non briefing,

631
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: which just just it looks terrible for the administration. But

632
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: you also had Ran Paul who's already been kind of vocal,

633
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: like he was very upset about I mean outwardly upset

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Speaker 1: by the move to to assassinate Solamani. But then Mike Lee,

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Speaker 1: who's also pretty much uh like a nailed on Trump

636
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Speaker 1: vote for anything, all that two of them came out

637
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: and they were a fucking heated. So this briefing must

638
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Speaker 1: have been I mean, the briefing has to be bad

639
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Speaker 1: when you have sycophants come out and they're like, what

640
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: the funk was that? And this is just listen to

641
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: mikely describe what this quote unquote briefing was like the

642
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: worst briefing I've seen, at least on a military issue

643
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Speaker 1: in the nine years I've served in the United States Senate.

644
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Speaker 1: What I found so distressing about that briefing was that

645
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Speaker 1: one of the messages we received from the briefers was

646
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Speaker 1: do not debate, do not discuss the issue of the

647
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Speaker 1: appropriateness of further miller military intervention against Iran, and then

648
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: if you do, you'll be emboldening Iran. Yeah, that's that's

649
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 1: what a authoritarian. Yeah, what are you gonna debate whether

650
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: or not we should drag our countries into war? Imagine

651
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: being one of these dudes having to go have a

652
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: town hall, which I thought was so funny during the

653
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: impeachment here. They they don't want to hear from America.

654
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: None of them have had a town hall in a year,

655
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 1: and then you have to go have this town hall

656
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: like there's no National Security Advisor, Department of holand Security,

657
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: all these head positions are empty. And then we've perpetuated

658
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:26,280
Speaker 1: this ridiculous narrative that the whole reason this UH impeachment

659
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: sham is happening is the deep state can't trust the intel,

660
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: can't trust the CIA or the FBI. Who fucking gave

661
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: you this knowledge? Who did who gave you this intel

662
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: that was so crystal that you could trust it and

663
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: go get it if it were not just you trying

664
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Speaker 1: to do what you went on video in two thousand

665
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: and eleven to say Obama would do, which is start

666
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: a war to get re elective. And remember that it

667
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,919
Speaker 1: was like Dad, he said that like seven years ago

668
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: in his UH from in his briefings from Trump Tower

669
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: when he was running for president. We looked at that

670
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: one I worked at Cracked. Cody Johnson found that channel

671
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: and it had like those videos had like three thousand views,

672
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 1: like that nobody watched them at all, Like even while

673
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 1: he was like the leading candidate for presidency. But yeah,

674
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: it was just an obscure place for him to rant.

675
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 1: And uh, yeah, it's shocking to me that there's still

676
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: people who are like, wait, they're behaving like authoritarians. It's like,

677
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: where where have you been? Mike Lee? Well, I think

678
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,280
Speaker 1: it's like it to a point, people are so uh,

679
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: you know, factioned off, and so part is in that

680
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: you're in your mind you're like, well, that's my team,

681
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: and you don't get that. You're like, wait, what the

682
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: funk is this? Yeah, to a point, but again I

683
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 1: don't know what this actually means because they never like

684
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: that full interview or that those their comments they gave after.

685
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: They never go at Trump's neck, like directly started. If

686
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: you watched the whole long version, he starts it with going,

687
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of the president. I think he's

688
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: done a wonderful job. He's been an excellent leader. I

689
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 1: got he de escalated, But what the funk was that? Yeah,

690
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: but that briefing, I mean they must have had like that.

691
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: That must have been a rough draft that somebody gave that.

692
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: That seems to be their answer. Ear Yeah, hitting sender early.

693
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: They keep doing that for some reason. They just knew.

694
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Speaker 1: I think they really thought maybe these people would just

695
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: be like lockstep with the president and you're like, no,

696
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: this is what it is, y'all. Come on, you have

697
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: your you have your notes, now singing the song. I

698
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: mean when when Bush wanted to go to war, interac

699
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: that he you know, fabricated all the CIA intelligence they

700
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: got like America's most trusted military mind to like go

701
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,720
Speaker 1: before the U N and just lie through his teeth,

702
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: and like they're just like here's a book report about

703
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: what it says on Fox News. Now if you question it,

704
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking end you on Twitter. Well, also like

705
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 1: they realize how different the dynamics are, like they used

706
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: a lot of political capital to get the IRAP war

707
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: to happen, and to the point where everyone goes, what

708
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: the funk do we do? I mean any sane person

709
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: like we should not be doing this, But to other

710
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: people who want to pretend like they weren't part of

711
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: the war machine, like oh that was a mistake. Hum.

712
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: But I think now like they're doing like this shitty

713
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: sequel version that everyone has already seen. Plus it's low

714
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: budget CG graphics in it, Like no one's falling for

715
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: at this time. Are many people don't. And I think

716
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: they also aren't taking into consideration how many people are,

717
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: like have been affected by the Iraq war and aren't

718
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: necessarily being like, yeah, like let's let's do that. Let's

719
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 1: let's traumatize another generation of people. Like so, you know,

720
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: but this is a very This is the kind of shortsighted,

721
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: you know, strategizing you'd expect from this administration. I mean,

722
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 1: he definitely had something else in mind when he actually

723
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: okayed to the assassination, because he is quickly back to

724
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: a way and they're like, no, no no, we want here.

725
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I wonder how many people just jumped on them,

726
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: I mean as much as they can, or people be

727
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: like that was really we really got to tell you

728
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: that we fucked up. But I don't know how that

729
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: conversation works in this administration because I feel like the

730
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 1: last thing people in the White House are gonna do

731
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 1: is tell the President he's just fucked up. Someone does, though,

732
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 1: because the good people on both sides things. There was

733
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: a contrite response with the crazy adderall and looking back

734
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: and forth to teleprompters the same way this one was,

735
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: where his natural reaction is like it and someone has

736
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: to do. We're gonna write you a fucking speech. Don't

737
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: go one word off what I'm saying. Who has that? Like?

738
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: Who checks him like that? Well? I also wonder if

739
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: he because I do think the one thing he trusts

740
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: other than his own gut and Ivanka is what he

741
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: sees on TV. And so you know the footage from

742
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: Iran of like three million people in the streets like

743
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: for Solimani's funeral, the only time that America has had

744
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: remotely that close close to that number of people in

745
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 1: the streets are protesting him. So like I do wonder

746
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: if he just like sees that in his like or

747
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of any poll that he looked

748
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: at a majority of people like that was the worst

749
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: thing you've had done. I trust him even less, like

750
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: the global poll there was, like the one that was

751
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: like of Earth. Doesn't trust him like with his own

752
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 1: like fucking hair, you know what I mean. So let's

753
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: talk about a brighter future. Brighter future, that's right, thank you,

754
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: oh Bell, talk about it. They are about they are

755
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: on the path for all kinds of wokeness. They are

756
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: they want to make all the consumer facing packaging worldwide recyclable,

757
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: compostable or reusable and add recycling and composting bins and

758
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: all restaurants, and they're going to use that to make

759
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: their food, right, they just a nice exactly that composted

760
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: food becomes your guys, we shouldn't knock this. We shouldn't

761
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 1: in any way even give a sliver of doubt for

762
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 1: companies to catch onto at least attempting this. So many

763
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 1: major chains don't offer any kind of recycling. People this

764
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: fucking hole here. Yeah, ridiculous. At the time, I'm like,

765
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave this here in case maybe someone like

766
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: in my sometimes it's I have like that thing where

767
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: like I can't throw this in the trash, and then

768
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: you'll be places like now we don't recycle here, or

769
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: like you'll travel in certain counties are like yeah, there's

770
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: no recycling program, and you're like, okay, I'll take it

771
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: home with me. Then such a high percentage of airports.

772
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: But do you think that's a little bit like higher

773
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: tiered as far as awareness. I think the wart it

774
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: could be because like in L A L A X,

775
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: you have like paper plat I think so a little.

776
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: It's not like universally term terminal. I think it's just

777
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: it's baffling. Like rental car companies almost never have it,

778
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: and virtually everyone at some point stops and gets like

779
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: a bottle of water. Anything you drop off a car,

780
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 1: there should be one there. Little things like that, like

781
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: if Hurts adopted the same thing, we could at least

782
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: start getting behind, Like good for you, Taco Bell. I

783
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: think we should. I think it's ridiculous that so many

784
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: giant companies go no one. No one pressured us too. Yeah,

785
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: and they're like when it's expensive. So anyway, so that

786
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: what they're also doing is, like we've talked there there

787
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: like increasing their college like education fund for like employees

788
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: and people who are you know, fans of the bell um.

789
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: And they're also like been really aggressively trying to be

790
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: like the number one fast food place for like vegetarian options. Okay, fine,

791
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: well they already are, aren't that For the most part,

792
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 1: they don't really advertise that. It's almost like a secret

793
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: vegetarians know is that you can go to Taco Bell

794
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: and get really gonna get it all baby. But now

795
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: what they're trying to do is they're they're testing a

796
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: program where they're actually like trying to retain like their

797
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: top employees, paying restaurant managers up to a hundred thousand

798
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: dollars a year, like to get their salaries up to

799
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: that point, which is interesting because a like, yeah, people

800
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: need to be paid living wages, and I think right

801
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: now that like right now a Taco Bell manager makes

802
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: between fifty and eighty So this is some people could

803
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: potentially double their income. But also like there's some place

804
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: like in and Out, Okay, people over there ship like

805
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 1: locally everyone knew, like you could get a lit as

806
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: job in and Out because managers they're get between a

807
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: hundred and hundred fifty depending on like if you get

808
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: your goals and ship. Also, shout out to the saggy fries.

809
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 1: I will eat them. I will order light fries. This

810
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: is a saggy fries segment because Taco Bell has some

811
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: some very soggy potato options. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,

812
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:19,959
Speaker 1: I love them. And those chicken roll ups yeah, those two.

813
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: I gotta try them all. I gotta live moss baby.

814
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry all this to say, I'm leaving the

815
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Speaker 1: dailies I guys to become a manager of talking about

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Speaker 1: congratulations man, thank you man, Come by my store what's

817
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: store three three to eight. That's my location? Yeah one,

818
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 1: and I can live moss there. Oh yes, sir. Uh,

819
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: let's talk about megs it as super producers. Sophie is

820
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: calling it. H That is Harry and Megan quitting their job.

821
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: Is when Taco Bell got rid of the mex amount, right,

822
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: yeah that was? Did they bring it back? No? You

823
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: gotta look. I can tell people on Twitter all the

824
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Speaker 1: time you to order cheesy roll up ad beef ad pego.

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00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: Got it? Okay? Uh um. So apparently they're not just

826
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: Britishy socialites, which is what I thought the royal family was.

827
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: They are employees of the states, sir. And they make

828
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: those appearances that the queen's behest and the Queen controls

829
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: all their money, which is wild. But they have a

830
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: lot of money, like they are funded by taxpayers. Uh.

831
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Speaker 1: And they basically mentioned that or made allusion to that

832
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: in their uh you know, divorce papers or whatever, like

833
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 1: their letter explaining why they're leaving their dear dear Queen Elizabeth. Yes. Uh,

834
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Speaker 1: they're saying part of their goal is to establish independent wealth. Uh.

835
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: And some people in England are saying that that's kind

836
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: of bullshit because they're they're still going to have like

837
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: a million dollar a year protection like social security type thing.

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00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: Well look, I mean they're not social security, a secret

839
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: service type thing. Oh got it? God right. I mean look,

840
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: Megan should just get start acting again, you know, making

841
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: more money than your and you can. You can, you

842
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: can support your waiste roll of a husband. Yeah, exactly.

843
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: Also move out here, like I keep saying, so I

844
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: can hang with Harry. I'm saying, we need to launch

845
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Speaker 1: the equivalent of Encino Man for Harry learning what it's

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Speaker 1: like to be human being in society and but specifically

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Speaker 1: the San Fernando Valley. Yes, and Megan is the poly

848
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Speaker 1: short character. It's it's weird. I should tell Harry. I'm like, hey, man,

849
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Speaker 1: before we entered our physical bodies, we were just souls

850
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Speaker 1: in the universe, and you happen to end up in

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Speaker 1: that body and I ended up in this one. Who

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Speaker 1: knows that you could have been me? All right? Because

853
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Speaker 1: you guys were born the same day, same day, exact

854
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Speaker 1: same day. So about that? Hello, uh carry yeah, hello

855
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Speaker 1: me a couple of things. So the brother, oh no,

856
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Speaker 1: he's like that makes me rather uncomfortable. So people the

857
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Speaker 1: comments on Instagram are shockingly mean to Megan and saying

858
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Speaker 1: she's like a black widow who's oh my god, really

859
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Speaker 1: the world. Oh I don't know if the words black widow,

860
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Speaker 1: but like that seems to be just the idea that

861
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Speaker 1: she like kills families. I wouldn't be surprised because even

862
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Speaker 1: in like the tabloids just like her exotic DNA. Oh yeah.

863
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Speaker 1: And then there was another one She's like straight out

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Speaker 1: of almost Compton. Yes, and I was like, yeah, that

865
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Speaker 1: was face. That was the headline like after their engagement

866
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Speaker 1: was announced. Yeah, so those are real. Yeah, those are

867
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Speaker 1: So she's been just endlessly shipped upon for being different,

868
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Speaker 1: not adapting to royal culture, wanting privacy, uh, for being

869
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: not white, right, not white person from America. Like there's

870
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Speaker 1: genuinely rayists, like openly racist stuff on social media and

871
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: then like coatedly or you know, implicitly racist stuff in

872
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,879
Speaker 1: the mainstream media. So that's worth keeping in mind why

873
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: she wants out of being like hounded by the media,

874
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: and Harry has PTSD from his mother being literally killed

875
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Speaker 1: by being hounded by journalists. Like that's she was speeding

876
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: away from the paparazzi when her car crashed and like

877
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 1: was dealing with all sorts of ships. So I don't

878
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Speaker 1: I'm not as mad at them as as the royal

879
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: watchers are in England. Yeah, that all makes sense. Cool.

880
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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know why we still give a ship?

881
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: Why are we there, Royalty? It's an absurd, antiquated notion

882
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: that we pay attention to him. That's part of it.

883
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: If we perpetuate it by going, O what are they

884
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Speaker 1: up to? H and then we if we all just

885
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: went like, who gives a ship? They don't do anything.

886
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 1: They suggested that Megan's avocado consumption is responsible for mass murder.

887
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: Her charity cookbook was portrayed as somehow helping terrorists. Also,

888
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Speaker 1: you know, it's fun fact the exotic DNA line comes

889
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Speaker 1: from Boris Johnson's sister who works at the Daily Mail.

890
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Speaker 1: Yeah's who wrote that. Well, his background as being a

891
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: conservative journalist and overall just a piece of shit, I think, yeah, yeah,

892
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 1: I just think of a rose. You never used your thrones,

893
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 1: the ones you loved abandoned you from the office. When

894
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: David brent sings the whole song about then rushing through

895
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Speaker 1: the Paris night, they hounded you. Thus anyway, good bye

896
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Speaker 1: English Road. Good night, my sweet princess. That's what David

897
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Speaker 1: Brent sings at the I think, what is it the

898
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Speaker 1: training episode? The Training episodes one of my favorite, and

899
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Speaker 1: then he starts singing about aliens coming down and all

900
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: kinds of ship man, one of the great episodes of

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Speaker 1: TV of all time. Super producer Around Hosni wanted me

902
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: to emphasize that, in her opinion, he has Harry still

903
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: has PTSD from watching his mother be literally murdered by

904
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Speaker 1: his grandmother, which is a conspiracy, you know, like subscribe

905
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,879
Speaker 1: to what kind of fucking spicy xenophobic ship was Queen

906
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 1: Elizabeth saying or him like in the beginnings, because you know,

907
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: you know, Grandmother's like they there's no they take the

908
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: break off if they really need to get through to you,

909
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: like they will damage your whole soul with some ship.

910
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: She's like, what you're saying, I'm Harry and you're her right,

911
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like, she's just lovely. She's chiming, she's so

912
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Speaker 1: excited to meet you. I find her hair to be

913
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Speaker 1: a bit rough. What grandma talking about. I mean again,

914
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Speaker 1: I'm not surprised from someone who's literally the Queen of England.

915
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Speaker 1: If and your grandma if she had some old school

916
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Speaker 1: takes on by racial because I mean what she was

917
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Speaker 1: with Dodi Fayette before that, she could have been her stepdad,

918
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And Mohammed, I'll fight. He

919
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Speaker 1: put up so much money trying to figure out what

920
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: the funk happened. Princess Michael of Kent were an overtly

921
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Speaker 1: racist brooch U bacha man? Uh yeah wait what was it? Brooch? Brooch?

922
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Speaker 1: It was a like black face thing, like a what

923
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Speaker 1: the you get the funk out of here? Man? And

924
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Speaker 1: also I I said that the mainstream media was less

925
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Speaker 1: overtly racist, but a BBC host compared the couple's newborn

926
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Speaker 1: baby to a chimpanzee on Twitter. So good group over there. Yeah,

927
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Speaker 1: I don't think it's been before her problem, but I'm

928
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Speaker 1: going out. I'm gonna say something very brave. I think

929
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Speaker 1: we should cancel the British monarchy. Sorry said it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're canceled. I don't think that's that controversial to take.

931
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Speaker 1: I think, and I haven't even read history. You're not

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Speaker 1: favorite form of architecture in perialism into that. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: well that's how I live here. Uh, David, it's been

935
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Speaker 1: a blast having you man as always, where can people

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Speaker 1: find you? Follow you? And as their tweet you've been enjoying. Uh,

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Speaker 1: there's a tweet I liked. This is like a kind

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Speaker 1: using a tracking mount aligned with the North Star. He

945
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Speaker 1: kept clicking images every twelve seconds for the next three hours.

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Speaker 1: The camera is looking at the same portion of the

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Speaker 1: Milky Way the whole time, so you just see like

948
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Speaker 1: the curvature of the Earth as well as so normally

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Speaker 1: like it's a tripod. And then you see ship going by,

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Speaker 1: but this kind of moves with it. And then Brendan Walsh,

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Speaker 1: my buddy who goes by Malibu. Brendan on Twitter wrote

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Speaker 1: this doesn't prove the Earth isn't flat, though, scientific wonder.

953
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Speaker 1: He's gotten really into the hashtag KG for cuth America.

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Speaker 1: Great he's he's such a punk on Twitter that it's

955
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Speaker 1: real maddening to follow him because he pretends constantly to

956
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Speaker 1: be like a maga guy. Yeah, and then he also

957
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Speaker 1: tends to be his ex wife Trish, and then his son.

958
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Speaker 1: And then what else to do? Farts to make me

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Speaker 1: come just a child. I lived with a guy I

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Speaker 1: won't get out his name because he's so embarrassed by this,

961
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Speaker 1: But he didn't know Brendon at all, and he came

962
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 1: home one day and he was like kind of perplexed

963
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Speaker 1: and sort of beside himself, and he like threw down

964
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Speaker 1: his keys and goes man Brendon and his ex got

965
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Speaker 1: into it today on Twitter. Oh my god, that's amazing.

966
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Speaker 1: But you can find me at David Hansberger dot com

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Speaker 1: on Twitter at Hansberger junk and January fourteenth, eighteenth Alby

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Speaker 1: up next week. And then two weeks or basically a

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Speaker 1: week after that here in Los Angeles at the Dynasty Typewriter,

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Speaker 1: I added a thing if you and then I talk

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Speaker 1: love to have you there. January twenty six. All infos

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Speaker 1: at David Hansburger dot com or you can go to

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Speaker 1: Dynasty typewriter dot com. Did you remember when Brendon wallsh

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Speaker 1: put those stickers on the billboards? That was like the

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Speaker 1: text conversation that said your father passed away last night

983
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Speaker 1: and it says what what um? I was writing? People

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Speaker 1: find you and what's the tet? You've been injured? Well,

985
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Speaker 1: you can find me on Twitter, Instagram, and I was great.

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Speaker 1: It was to find my other podcast, favorite nine show

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Speaker 1: there's a couple and if you weren't clear on those,

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Speaker 1: you should go back to the past episodes if you

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Speaker 1: like me that much. Uh. First is from the war

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Speaker 1: Rax at I am the war Rax. If the U. S.

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Speaker 1: Also the live shows, Yeah, people need to know about

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Speaker 1: these live shows in January twenty Gateway Theater, Oh, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. In San Francisco. Than January, We're gonna

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Speaker 1: be in Portland, Oregon. I mean, look look at look

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Speaker 1: at my Twitter thread. You know, we got tickets everywhere.

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Speaker 1: We're coming for you everywhere. And then and for everybody

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Speaker 1: who's asking what about this place? What about Atlanta? What

1003
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Speaker 1: know what I mean. And then once these places clearly,

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Speaker 1: we'll probably be going to Staple Center at some point.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I have the strength of these smaller venues.

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Speaker 1: They will realize. And then I think Wembley. Wembley. Uh

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Speaker 1: in the fall, Anna's shaking her head pretty aggressively. Now, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I spoke. I misspoke. It's going to be the O

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Speaker 1: two Arena in London. Sorry, not Wembley. Tweet. I've been enjoying, Dana.

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Speaker 1: Donnelly tweeted, I would do anything for my family except

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Speaker 1: spend more than two days straight with them. Ever again,

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Speaker 1: you can find me on Twitter Jack Underscore O Brian.

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Speaker 1: a Facebook fan page and a website Daily's like guys

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Speaker 1: dot com or post our episodes and our footno liak

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Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as the song we right out on Miles

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Speaker 1: second beat. It as from Deaton Chris Anthony, who's like

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Speaker 1: this person wears many apps. But this song featuring Claro

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Speaker 1: race Car and it's just like, I don't know, it

1025
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Speaker 1: feels like some ship you would hear playing in Um

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Speaker 1: Corbin Dallas's cabin, Filmy or something like if hip hop

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Speaker 1: was around on that dimension it is. Yeah, gotta be uh.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why supposed to be played by Prince

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Speaker 1: was Chris Tucker's character was supposed to be played by

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Speaker 1: Prince Ruby Ryan, Yeah what wild uh see that's why

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Speaker 1: it was drug addiction. The Daily Zeitgeist is a production

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Speaker 1: visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever

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Speaker 1: you listen to your favorite shows. That's gonna do it

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Speaker 1: for today. We will be back on Monday. You guys

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Speaker 1: have a great weekend, now be here. Uh I don't know. Also,

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Speaker 1: buy tickets for our live show. Did you say Saturday

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Speaker 1: p m. A Gateway Theater? I did, Grandpa? Okay, what's

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Speaker 1: the live show? You microwaved your socks again too. It's

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Speaker 1: not how you're gonna dry them ship. All right, we'll

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Speaker 1: talk to you guys on one day. Actually, we'll talk

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Speaker 1: to you this afternoon for a trending episode. Jesus, where

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Speaker 1: am I? Doctor? By? Everyone? Tell me how I'm crazy?

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Speaker 1: I can't just want to be your baby? My race

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Speaker 1: stay from the five and her baby they swallow win

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