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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy This I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes, that Kevin Pollock? What's that? Oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: thank you? I don't ever really. I mean, I guess

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Speaker 1: I look younger than my years because I sleep every

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Speaker 1: night with my face covered in the finest hummus. But

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Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet our chamis Is. Shall we? In

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Speaker 1: no particular order? Please say hello to Mark Gagliardi. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Parky Marcus. What is your favorite Bond film? And why? Uh?

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Speaker 1: My favorite Bond film is Golden Ie because of the

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Speaker 1: video game. Appreciate the honesty. Uh, powder your nose? It's

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Speaker 1: such your pass on stunt and powder your nose? Why

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Speaker 1: would I write both? It's James Heney, please, Marie Heaney. Uh.

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Speaker 1: When do you realize? When did you really? I'm literally

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Speaker 1: unable to read my own writing? When do you realize

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Speaker 1: that you were not like the other? Uh? Well, I

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Speaker 1: guess it was Uh well, it wasn't me that realized

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Speaker 1: at first. It was all the others that filled me

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Speaker 1: in on it. Graceful. They let me know kind of

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Speaker 1: one by one, and then as a group. Does that

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Speaker 1: make sense? It makes a lot of sense, which is

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Speaker 1: why I try to gear my questions to you for

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Speaker 1: not a silly answer, but that's sort of insight into

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Speaker 1: your life. Yeah, I appreciate that way too much. Next up,

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Speaker 1: it's first timer Alchemists. Uh please give a how how

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Speaker 1: did Jen Murray all the way from La Trompe p a? Jen?

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Speaker 1: No relation to Bill Murray? What does the following mean

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Speaker 1: to you? Come along, come along to the Royal Huggin song. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that was my summer job. I used to work on

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Speaker 1: the trolley at Idlewild Park, shout out and that was

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Speaker 1: the big line. That was the big line that got

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Speaker 1: a lot of attendant. Come along, Come along to the

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Speaker 1: Royal Huggin song on Mr Rogers trolley? Right on Mr

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Speaker 1: Rogers trolley? Right Yeah? Who was from litt Roe, Pennsylvania?

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Speaker 1: And there we have it? Relation, Thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 1: tumble off the car. It's Col Stratton, Coleman Lanern. Isn't

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Speaker 1: true you one shot a man and Reno for saying

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer's a funny fellow. That's true. Anybody says Joey's funny.

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Speaker 1: I've got a huge body count. And last, but man,

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Speaker 1: you only shower with twelve agory man if you think

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Speaker 1: him least say sup Fuckers to Joey s Fucker's Google

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Speaker 1: a friend and greer. Why all the eyeshadow this morning?

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Speaker 1: I'm going through a phase. I didn't go to an

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Speaker 1: emo phase as a as a preteens. Al right, kind

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Speaker 1: of doing that hosting? Yeah, God bless you. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get you our first scene. All of today's scene

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Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com. That's your name

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Speaker 1: here at alchemy this dot com. Our first scene, in fact,

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Speaker 1: comes from he who will not be named, who wrote,

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Speaker 1: hello Alchamis, and thank you for the wonderful podcast. It

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Speaker 1: certainly has ease my tedium. Working as a plain closed

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Speaker 1: store detective. It is not nearly half as exciting as

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Speaker 1: it sounds. It sounds just awful. My job takes me

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Speaker 1: to all kinds of small, rural grocery stores owned by

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Speaker 1: the chain I work for. I often meet managers that

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Speaker 1: have no idea that they are even paying for this

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Speaker 1: type of service, and served mostly regular small town customers.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to hear you take on my day job.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you'll come up with some hilarious customers and scenarios.

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Speaker 1: I look forward to every episode and hope you never

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Speaker 1: stopped making my work days just a little bit better. Cheers.

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Speaker 1: Name redacted due to witness protection. So I've milk down

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Speaker 1: an Aisle two, and then cereal is gonna be on

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Speaker 1: Aisle three, So that's where you're gonna find. Where's the bananas.

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Speaker 1: The bananas will be in the center, so we have

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Speaker 1: all the fruit and vegetables in the center. Okay. So

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Speaker 1: if you think of the grocery store, think of it

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Speaker 1: as a as a labyrinth, okay, and the centers as

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Speaker 1: a labyrinth. It's it's it's amazing, it's amazing. I'm fine.

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Speaker 1: I just every time I have to do this, it

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Speaker 1: just maybe use a different word if you don't want

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Speaker 1: to go through there. I'm not gonna get angry, Okay.

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Speaker 1: It's where is the least obvious place for me to

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Speaker 1: be so customers don't sniff me out? Uh in this

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Speaker 1: labnitt Okay? Okay. If you want the least obvious place,

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Speaker 1: I guess would be bananas by probably in the center.

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Speaker 1: If you want to just like mess around with the fruit,

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Speaker 1: that'd be great. Whatever mind would all be doing looking

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Speaker 1: for a location, you know, unless I know the better

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Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. And uh, just so you know

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Speaker 1: there last week there was a crime committed here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there was a there was a double homicide in the

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Speaker 1: grocery store, all right, and the detective on duty couldn't

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Speaker 1: handle it had we had asked them to leave. So

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Speaker 1: we appreciate you being here. Well listen, Uh, that's exactly

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Speaker 1: why I was called in. That sort of thing won't

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Speaker 1: be happen. And again, I hope not perpetrator to return

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Speaker 1: to the scene. It's a weirdo thing and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do my bet. Here's come to the the customer bananas. So

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Speaker 1: look there, Hey, hey, yes, you're a new detective. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: are you the new detective who's asking? I'm asking? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I see the physical being in front of me. I'm

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Speaker 1: asking what your business is. I'm also a detective here.

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Speaker 1: There's a bunch of us around. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: know if you're new on the shift. Who brought you in?

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Speaker 1: The boss? Krensky Krensky, Hey, guys, he's just here's to

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Speaker 1: use the new detectives. Yeah, he's the new guy. This

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Speaker 1: guy is pretty cool fresh. What's new guy? There's a

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Speaker 1: bunch of us in here, so he said, where the

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Speaker 1: sex and all kinds of things? He coming to warm

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Speaker 1: up there? Yeah, yeah, I just had to get out

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Speaker 1: of the freez to sexy per minute. I noticed that

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Speaker 1: that's a tough post. Yeah, this is. It's about the

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Speaker 1: worst post here. You got your on bananas? I am

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Speaker 1: on banana. If you guys weren't near me right now though,

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Speaker 1: all right, right right, nobody's supposed to know any of this.

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Speaker 1: I'm are you out of the freezer? Back in the freezer? Please,

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Speaker 1: Mr Detective meet not to know we're doing this. This

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Speaker 1: is a good time, This isn't a good time. I'll

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Speaker 1: get back to the chef boy r D section man

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Speaker 1: if that's the thing. Right now, I got mini Rabbi

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Speaker 1: only ten for dollar? Can the detective stop talking to

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Speaker 1: each other? Many customers come in here? Where's customers come

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Speaker 1: in here? Because the dumb mohammed side you're not so busy?

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Speaker 1: Well a little bit okay, but also our prices have

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Speaker 1: risen just a bit. Okay, it's not me, it's inflation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I didn't do this. You don't personally decide what the pricing? No,

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Speaker 1: but everyone comes at me like I'm the guy who's

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Speaker 1: doing it all right, Yes, okay, I'm the face of

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Speaker 1: the company. Yes, I'm an individual who has power in

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Speaker 1: that way, but I don't choose to do that. Does

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Speaker 1: the actual marking of the prices? Do you have one

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Speaker 1: of them guns that put the price on the cans?

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Speaker 1: Can I see that? Ye? Can we all see this? Yeah? Okay, okay, everyone?

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Speaker 1: Can I break cover for a minute. Yeah, that's right,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Like you did when you approached me and

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Speaker 1: asked me, well, you're a detective, I could clearly tell you.

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Speaker 1: We're galking around this corner with your name again, Rick Phillips.

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Speaker 1: Rick Phillips, Yeah, that is my name. How did you

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Speaker 1: know that? You're good? You're good? My good? Are you

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Speaker 1: just a complete and total waste of my time? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? Look, it's it's your mom's birthday. Anything's gonna do.

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Speaker 1: Just get one of those premade cakes. Who cares? You

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Speaker 1: know that? I can't do that. She's allergic to everything.

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Speaker 1: Come on and don't get her anything? Then? Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: This is why I want a divorce. This is why

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Speaker 1: I asked, okay, and this is why I refuse. All right,

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Speaker 1: I want to make it work out. Okay, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't with you anymore, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know why went to this grocery store.

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Speaker 1: Don't people get murdered here allegedly? All right, I don't know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's place is huge. Come on, look, let's just let's

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Speaker 1: just get her a cake and just bounce from here.

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Speaker 1: Come on, hey, guys, Oh, sorry, down here? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Cakes? Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, I'm sorry. Do

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Speaker 1: you have anything that maybe is gluten free nut free air?

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Speaker 1: Air with like wrinkles on it? Oh gosh, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: just single because I seriously can't with this guy. Sounds

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Speaker 1: like you guys go into something. Yeah, we are, and

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Speaker 1: we're rebuilding. Oh okay, yeah, we're rebuilding. Way to use

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Speaker 1: the buzzwords from therapy. Okay, Oh my god, I can't

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Speaker 1: use the words. Oh yeah, are you gonna pay for

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Speaker 1: this cake? Yeah? I'm gonna pay for the cake. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: How much is a frozen cake? Fifty cents? It's just

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Speaker 1: this is a little more than more than fifty cents.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pay a little more than fifty cents.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm doing. I've seen couples like

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Speaker 1: you come in here before. Hang on a second. Let

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Speaker 1: me let me just write something on this cake that

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Speaker 1: I think. I think we'll we'll really solidify your relationship answers.

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Speaker 1: Here you go, here, you go. This, this one's just

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Speaker 1: for you, guys. Stuck your finger in the cake and

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Speaker 1: wrote it with you. I didn't think that. Man, I

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Speaker 1: can't read it. But he's just kissing in a different section,

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Speaker 1: just kind of just moved it. This cursive. I can't read.

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Speaker 1: They don't teach cursive anymore. Kids. No, I don't cursive. First,

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Speaker 1: forget it. I hope your love is very happy back

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Speaker 1: in the freezer. Yes, that's where he works. Clear like

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Speaker 1: it's always negative. Huh. Don't you report me? Okay? Can

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Speaker 1: you handle the conversation where you support me? Sure, let's

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Speaker 1: have a conversation where I support you. Excuse me, mrs

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Speaker 1: Their problem here is this gentleman giving you talking to me?

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Speaker 1: Who are you speaking to? I'm talking to the lady. First, sir,

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Speaker 1: could you back off? Could you give us two and

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Speaker 1: a half feet? He's jealous, Sorry, he's got major issues.

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Speaker 1: Is there something I can do to help? Yes? I'm

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Speaker 1: looking for a dessert from We're looking for a dessert.

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Speaker 1: Hold on just a second. What is your name, sir?

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Speaker 1: My name is Yes. How do you spell that? T

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Speaker 1: R O, N H, E R and H? Okay? Can

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Speaker 1: you stay in a corner? Tronter? Yes? Please? I need

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Speaker 1: five five five feet from me? Okay, right, all right, one.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about him, I really am. I We're

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Speaker 1: really working on it in therapy. We're really trying. But

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Speaker 1: do you feel physically threatened by this man? If you

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Speaker 1: say yes, matters will be taken. Okay, look what look?

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Speaker 1: What what kind of matters? Yeah? Does he leave a

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Speaker 1: mark on you? Oh? I mean on my heart? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We've been married like five years. You know. I just

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Speaker 1: really trying. Have you ever been to a casino where

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Speaker 1: you're playing black jack and uh, the dealer has to

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Speaker 1: go and break from their shift and they'll clap their

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Speaker 1: in the air like I'm done here. Oh yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: seen that in a movie. So that's what I'm metaphorically doing. Right,

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Speaker 1: How long do I got to be over here? If

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Speaker 1: you're telling me that he the only mark he leaves

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Speaker 1: is on your heart? I can't I win the black

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Speaker 1: jacket a close up magic. I don't want to miss

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Speaker 1: close up magic. Sure, John dra to get over back

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Speaker 1: over here. What's a trick? The trick is you watch

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Speaker 1: yourself around this lady, she's got a very sensitive heart?

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Speaker 1: Are you following me? I have before? What does that

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Speaker 1: have to do with anything? It has to do with everything. Okay?

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Speaker 1: Did you tell him I followed this guy? What did

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Speaker 1: I'm too young to go to Julie. I'm nine and

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Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah. I was to use the tape and

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Speaker 1: it's all embarrassing follow like eleven thousand people. Just slip out.

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Speaker 1: Let's just slip out. Just let me callow you. It

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, yes, we need to get out. Follow

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Speaker 1: me into the dumpster. Inside of the dumpster, Yes, there

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Speaker 1: I got away with a double homicide last week? Oh?

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Speaker 1: No more questions. Let's follow ullow down the stairs. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how it's darts down here? Yes, it is underground and

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Speaker 1: you know what to do. I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. Click did you just say? Click?

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Speaker 1: Was that doing? The kid that you are about to

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Speaker 1: He's in the Witness Protection Agency program. I don't remember

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Speaker 1: You're not that kid from Denver, are you, oh ship, No,

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Speaker 1: you told him upstairs that you were from Denver. You

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Speaker 1: Mouthy friend is very trusting. Yeah, it's me. Wait a second,

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Speaker 1: take your hat off. What what? Don't reach for that?

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Speaker 1: Don't I knew it? I knew it. I thought they

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Speaker 1: little one. You thought wrong, little one. I have been

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Speaker 1: take you down with my whizzy worrigun. Look where it's

416
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Speaker 1: my boy? You said my son was here? Okay, where

417
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Speaker 1: where is he? What? He kind of wandered off? What

418
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Speaker 1: I mean he wandered off. I don't know how else

419
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Speaker 1: to explain it here? Okay, then he's just wandering off.

420
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Speaker 1: Have you seen the prices on Tunic Castle rule today?

421
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Speaker 1: And I have not today. I have not. I thought

422
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Speaker 1: them about three weeks ago, when I was here and

423
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:51,879
Speaker 1: telling you they've dropped. I am okay. Well, well then

424
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Speaker 1: let's talk and walk to the Tunic Castle. But I

425
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Speaker 1: need to know where my son is. Okay. Well, we

426
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Speaker 1: had an investing a live investigation. I'mgoing investing and then

427
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Speaker 1: he wandered off sarm light sor I'm like, okay, have

428
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Speaker 1: you found the boys? I'm sorry, lad, it's once in

429
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Speaker 1: hand takes understand. Can I just say happy birthday? God,

430
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Speaker 1: thank you so much. You're the first person to tell

431
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Speaker 1: me come on anything or no, you're still allergic to that?

432
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: To it all, I'm still allergic. But you know what

433
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Speaker 1: I mean, today's cheat ta yeah, like a little rash

434
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Speaker 1: my throw closes up. You know, did you find a voice?

435
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Speaker 1: I have not Where the Boys? We're on our way

436
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Speaker 1: to Tunic castroll prizes right now. But we didn't need

437
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Speaker 1: to see this, and that was the original pitch for

438
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Speaker 1: Where the Boys Are? Scene too comes to us from Oscar,

439
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Speaker 1: who wrote, Hi, there, you have a bunch of superheroes.

440
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 1: I'm half brit love your British accents and half Colombian.

441
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 1: Didn't quite catch your Colombian accents. Currently studying in Western China. Wow,

442
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: this is quite a voyage. When local Chinese people get

443
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: curious about what I'm laughing at on the bus, I

444
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 1: simply plug my ear headphones right into their ears, and

445
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: of course they don't understand a single word, which makes

446
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: it so much better? How how does it make it better?

447
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,880
Speaker 1: But I digress? Oh, I see he is a fan.

448
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: My suggestion is about a comedian who is on his

449
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: or her way to the top, but for some reason,

450
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 1: can never, ever ever make a joke that doesn't somehow

451
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: involve pe or pooh. Lots of love, making living far

452
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: away from home so much more bearable love. Vanessa's voiced

453
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 1: and best episode Lola's Bedroom. God bless oscar in China. Okay, Nick, ships,

454
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: you're up in five? All right? Yeah, you got it alright?

455
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 1: Five okay, and you can do tight seven all right.

456
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: I mnna have to pinch it off early. Don't run

457
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Speaker 1: the light he Nick, You remember I got the tonight

458
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Speaker 1: show Scalvia tonight, so I really need you to do

459
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: your best to do a television ready six minutes? You

460
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Speaker 1: got it? All right? We both know what that means, right, yep,

461
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: television ready yep. Certain words you can't say. You're good

462
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: to go? Yeah, I hope. So all right, where are

463
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 1: you open with? Uh? Probably hello? Right, and then getting

464
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,439
Speaker 1: my first bit and then you know you gotta get

465
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 1: him laughing like within six seconds? Yeah, right, So the

466
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Speaker 1: plan is hello, yeah, I'll say it in a funny way.

467
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 1: Oh great, that always works. Yeah, uh, we're gonna go

468
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Speaker 1: carrot top funny. We're gonna go like, uh, we're gonna

469
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Speaker 1: go nick Oh. I like it. Right, So I'm having

470
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Speaker 1: him introduce you with your real last name, just again

471
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 1: because of Tonitrio scoutters out there, but you know it's

472
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Speaker 1: your six minutes time. Why not just have him because

473
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: it's this is my name now? Well, because when you

474
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Speaker 1: get on the tonight Joe Jimmy Fowl is not going

475
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 1: to say, here's the new comedian Nicky shits. Well, welly not,

476
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: that's my name. Well, that's your show business name, Nicki.

477
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: And right, so I'm gonna be on a show business show. Larry,

478
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Speaker 1: I don't understand. You know who I was. You know

479
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Speaker 1: what I'm about this in my art. We've been having

480
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 1: this discussion for a long time, and you're you're now

481
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 1: close to breaking. Right. All the time you were playing

482
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: Uncle Fox Chruckle Hutch in Cleveland and what whatnot, it

483
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 1: didn't matter what your name was, right. It looked okay

484
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 1: to the to the patrons, Hey, which kids get a

485
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 1: funny name? Who we Uh? But now we're going we're

486
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 1: this closer Tonight. There you're you're, you're you're my sister's husband,

487
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: Like you should know me, like this is this is

488
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Speaker 1: family stuff, you know. Just let me do my thing. Well,

489
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,360
Speaker 1: you gotta bring up Bethany because I just wanted Nick. Sorry,

490
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 1: it's me another ten. Kevin Paul's doing drop in, Oh

491
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Speaker 1: my god? Really? Yeah? Yeah, sure, I wonder if you'll

492
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: do Christopher Walking again. I guarantee it you might be

493
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Speaker 1: a little something from that way. What do you mean?

494
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Speaker 1: No way, no way, no way. But he's been on

495
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: a Tonight Show sure, and I haven't yet. Don't you

496
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,199
Speaker 1: understand there's a difference. There is a difference. Also, he

497
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 1: was on when Johnny Carson was the host. And why

498
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: don't know so much about his his history? Why don't

499
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,119
Speaker 1: even focusing on what I'm doing? All? I don't know?

500
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 1: Because he's what's the word I'm looking for? Famous? Like

501
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: that matters? You're in stand up. Maybe you should know

502
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 1: a little something about the history. I think I know

503
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: enough about stand up. Okay, So who are your top

504
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: three favorite stand up in no particular order. Let's go

505
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: with my cousin Benny. Your cousin Benny's funny professional too.

506
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: He's a professor. He's a welder, right, funny as welder.

507
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: That's ever well did that's really funny. Um, professional known

508
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: comedians throughout the history of man. All right, Uh this

509
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 1: or woman or woman? Time? God forbid? All right, um,

510
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: let's see probably uh Timbo Timbo? Uh huh he was

511
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: that elephant clown. Very funny and uh Andy Cirkus and Larry, Hey, Larry,

512
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 1: you might if I interrupt for just a second. I'm

513
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: sorry to bother you too. I'm coming in from the

514
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: from the tonight show, and I'm really excited to see

515
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: your guy. How do you do. I'm doing really good.

516
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 1: You must be nicky sheet nikki shits anyway, stand kid, thrill.

517
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 1: He's a real whack and do I told you this

518
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: on the phone. I really appreciate you coming down. I

519
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: am really excited for it. I brought one of my

520
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: friends from the children's workshop and they're looking for a

521
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 1: new host of their show. So whatever, we're looking for

522
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 1: somebody that connects to the audience on a clean and

523
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: resonating way. That's what I keep telling my kid. And

524
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: he's ready to go tonight tonight. Alright, great, great, I

525
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: can't wait to see your material. That's Kevin. I'll be

526
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: up alright, God bless you, God bless you. Hey, two

527
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: minutes ships, two minutes wrapping up. I got so quick.

528
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. You know it was so nice at

529
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: those tonight show people to to let us tag along

530
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: and pick our guy. I'm so excited. I can't believe it. Finally, finally,

531
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: Children's Television Workshop is going to have a nice, wholesome,

532
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: clean comedian to lead a show. I really think it's

533
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: going to revolutionize children's television. You know what I mean

534
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: if we add a little humor, I mean kids have

535
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: senses of humor. Yeah, because none of six shoes. Because look,

536
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: Mr Rogers is great. But I know right, let's make

537
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: it seem slower with jazz. Oh god, get over it

538
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: and pop. It's what a good idea. Can I get

539
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: you to something to drink? Two more milks? Okay? You

540
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: know we have food that's a film menu there. Oh

541
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: oh sure, Oh gosh, oh gosh, these looks sinful, positive

542
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: mozzarella sticks, tough to bees. Oh my gosh, you know what.

543
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: Just the two milks for now? Two milks for now?

544
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Two milks? I don't tell you

545
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: what I don't have, only have a cordon of milk.

546
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: I don't even know we had a cardon yes, frollowing

547
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: mud slides and ship. You gotta get him to drink alcohol, man,

548
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna always do. We should give him this this

549
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: Bailey's ivers cream. I think what they meant to order anywhere.

550
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: Let me get two bails. This is kind of brown?

551
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: Is this chocolate milk? What is this? It's a new milk.

552
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: It's organ Oh gosh, we really are in the city.

553
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: It tastes a little different, but we've had nothing but raves.

554
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: Enjoy everybody. Kevin Poll than you yourself next to the stage, Well,

555
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: he's an up and coming or he's doing great. Put

556
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: your heads together for Nikki sheets. This is the one

557
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: that we might get for our shore if we can

558
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: runtle them away from that tonight show fell off? Do

559
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: you think you get to talk to us? I hope

560
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:30,479
Speaker 1: he doesn't talk to us. Hello, Hi, uh what's going on?

561
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: Everybody is? Everyone looks great? Huh? Hope everyone? Hope everyone

562
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: did shoot themselves and piss themselves from the last act.

563
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: Huh Um. You know what's funny. I was thinking about

564
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,959
Speaker 1: this the other day. I was riding around in one

565
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: of my I have two cars because I piss and

566
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: ship in one and then I shouldn't piss in the

567
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: other and true, and I was driving around and I

568
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 1: thought to myself, why not pull over to the side

569
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: of road and get this a picture of the beautiful

570
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: Hollywood sign. So I popped out and once you know,

571
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: there shouldn't piss all over me, and I was. I

572
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: wasn't able. I wasn't able to move because it was

573
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: all kicked onto my thighs. Huh, Larry, Larry, you really

574
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: fucked me on this guy. I can't use him in

575
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: the tonight show. This was his shot. I don't understand

576
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: that this was your shot. I thought you wanted to

577
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: wrap some big names. Well you're doing me a favor

578
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: and take a look at Breg Garrett. Just take a look.

579
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: Take a look. It's been a while since he's been on.

580
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: And you know that that that's just how how the

581
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: cookie grumblest stalk to the crowd. How are you doo doing?

582
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: Huh oh gosh, we're just fine. Yeah, yeah, are you

583
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: two together? We were we were shikash you no, we

584
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: I mean we worked together. We yeah, we worked together.

585
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: At the children's television for children for children, do pe

586
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: on kids? Ah, pop kids? No, we don't you hold

587
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: on it. I'm sorry, Mr. Hold on a second. I'm Marlene.

588
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: Do you pop? Don't act like this is the first

589
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: time that you've heard this. Hold you look at the

590
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: Christmas party. I told you that at the Christmas Party's

591
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: when I starts the truth. Is there alcohol in your milk?

592
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: There's alcohol? How do you know there's my milk? Oh

593
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. It's like truth serum for me.

594
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: And that's just pretty much out because it goes with

595
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: it if you don't think about where you're pissing and shinny,

596
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: thank you so much. My name is Nicky. You can

597
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: find me on Instagram at the Ship's Hey, Nicky ships Man,

598
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: I think my card. You're great, say great. So I'm

599
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: producing this new late night edgy comedy series called to

600
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: the Wall. Okay, we think you'd be perfect for it. Okay,

601
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: Spoke TV. That's right, and yeah, I'm down. You're down

602
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: for it? What should I run about? My brother? He's

603
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: my manager. Okay, cool, my numbers on there. You just

604
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: give me a call, will get you in. Okay, whoa, Hey,

605
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: who's this gay? Hey, this guy just suck. He's a

606
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: big time producer from Spoke TV. He just asked me

607
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: if I want to do a late night Holds the

608
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: late night show. All right, Well, you gave him your card,

609
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,479
Speaker 1: so I'm a manager. I'm sorry, here's my dad. Just

610
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: the one is fine? Okay, Tim, tim Timmy Tim Timmy

611
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: that Spoke TV. That's right, that's you, Tim, Timmy Timminson's Okay, Larry,

612
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: come on, this is a big deal, that's right. So

613
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: what do you want from this? Get? Well, we're producing

614
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: this new late night edgy comedy show called Bows to

615
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: the Wild, and we think he would be great for

616
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: it. It It sounds pretty edgy, yeah the way he says. Look,

617
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: let me tell you about the set. Please. There are

618
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: walls that are very close to every performer's balls. Okay,

619
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Speaker 1: I get to the chair. I get it. We'll see, Okay,

620
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: I can't give it too much away. You know, there's

621
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Speaker 1: there's ears ears are Should we come down to the

622
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: studio sometime soon? Yeah? Yeah, ten thirty in morning. If

623
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: you can do that, I think I don't know. I

624
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: just want to sleep right, perfect, Okay? Ten thirty and

625
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: the address here in the car. That's right, and we

626
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: asked for Tim Timminson. Right, what was you in? Hey,

627
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: you guys can get a drive on. It's gonna be

628
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: great drive on. Is that some? Is that when someone

629
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: took you off? That's a passing. Oh sorry, Marlene, I'm

630
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 1: cutting you off. You cannot have any more middle seven

631
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: more please, Marlene. No, I'm having a great time. Okay, kids, Marlene,

632
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:25,439
Speaker 1: get off the stage. No, okay, here we go. Hello, Hello, Hi, hi, Hi, Yeah,

633
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: love it, Marley. You are embarrassing us. Oh you're embarrassing me. Okay,

634
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: I just want to talk about my job. I work

635
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: with children. You are as kids. Yeah, Marlene, Marlene, come

636
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: up the stage, come off the stage. It's my turn.

637
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:54,439
Speaker 1: Who here else likes to be on kids? Hell? Yeah, okay,

638
00:34:54,920 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: we're rolling right now. Mar we could just step into

639
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: my office and close to do a behind you. Thank you,

640
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: go ahead, sit down. Okay. There's some YouTube pottage going

641
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: around a view. Well, let's just cut straight to it.

642
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: Uh talking about explicitly disgusting things from that's odd. It's me.

643
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely sure because somebody is saying Marlene, get off

644
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: the stage the whole time. Marlene. No, but you it's you.

645
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 1: It's you. Okay, Um, I'm supposed to be working for

646
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: the Children's Workshop and you're out at some sort of

647
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: degenerate comedy club. Well here's the mark. You asked us

648
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: to go and check out that guy, Nicky Sheets. Yeah,

649
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: but from what I've heard, it didn't turn out very good. Well, okay,

650
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: here's here's what happened. Okay, we ordered milk as we do,

651
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: and um, and then I guess they put some alcohol

652
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: in my milk. Yeah what Yeah, this is insane. I know,

653
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: that's what I was. That's what I was thinking. And

654
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: then I guess, um, someone said that I went on stage.

655
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: But that doesn't sound like me. Right, No, it doesn't

656
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,439
Speaker 1: sound like you. But if you poisoned you, it's possible. Okay. Yes,

657
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: we're going to get the Children's Workshop gang and we're

658
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: going to go down there and see what the hell

659
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: is going on at the chuckle Hut when you get

660
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: all the detectively Well, thank you. Interesting, you're just the

661
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: children's television producer. You sound like what do you mean

662
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: just at children's television? Couldn't minimize it. We're making the

663
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: future of children, were entertaining their minds. Yeah, that's that's

664
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 1: what That's what I That's what I was saying, which

665
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: is why I'm so passionate. I love kids. Yeah, the

666
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,959
Speaker 1: chuckle hug gets milk from Rogers. Yeah, okay, Well when

667
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: my employee comes down here, what the hell alcoholic? It's responsible?

668
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 1: Are we just selling the milk? Okay, they just come

669
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: and get gardens from where's the milk froduct? It comes

670
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: from a dairy farm. Take me there. I'll take you

671
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 1: to the god damn milk. It's in Denver. I don't

672
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: give a I've seen it on Mr Rogers. I can

673
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: see it in real life. Well, yeah, the farm's clothes

674
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: right now. There's a double homicide down here last week.

675
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,720
Speaker 1: So right now we're not really bottling the milk. Okay,

676
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: I see there's account right over there. I'd like to

677
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,720
Speaker 1: just take a little nibble on the nipple. Well, um,

678
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: I mean I no one's ever asked for that, So

679
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, just needs some proof that there's no alcohol.

680
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying, yes, I thank you. No one

681
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: has ever asked that, And I'm damn curious where this

682
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: is gonna go? Ahead, Paul, Paul, I think you could

683
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: charge the film. Well, day, that's right. Nobody milks for free.

684
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: That's the rule of the farm. All right. How much

685
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: is it gonna cost me the nibble, the nipples? Jesus,

686
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: This is straight from the source. This is pure, This

687
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: is pure, all right, This isn't altodina. Alright, But I mean,

688
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: I can't drink seventy worth of milk. Wow, you don't

689
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: believe in yourself. You work in Childer's TV and you

690
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: don't believe in yourself. Well, you believe in yourself. You

691
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: can get seventy dollars of milk out of that nip.

692
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: I just don't know if I can stomach it. I mean,

693
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: how much can you keep in your stomach before it's

694
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. Cool, Look, why don't we

695
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: find out? All right? All right, Marilyn, I'm so sorry,

696
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: but Evan has passed. His stomach exploded, filled to the

697
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: brim with milk, raw, bitter milk. I think I know

698
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: why this happened. I told him I drink milk. I

699
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: don't need to know. I just wanted to come. You

700
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: know that Evan's dead? Oh? Um, do you know Evans?

701
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what's happening in the company. Okay,

702
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: I just wanted to go and let you know. Are

703
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: you related? I'm so sorry, Uh that Steve got to

704
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: before the company could share this this news. Who is Steve?

705
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: He's been let go. He was one of our field operators,

706
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: and uh, he didn't want to hear anyone's story. He

707
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: just wanted to share information, and it just was off

708
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: putting for most folks, especially when delivering this kind of

709
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: devastating news, very sensitive information from Steve. Did you say

710
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: his name is and he's he's operator for the children

711
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: let go? Yes, we getting out. I'm sorry for laughing

712
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 1: because he is just an odd person because we'd send

713
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 1: him out to share the bad news, in many cases

714
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: death and uh, well he just didn't want to hear

715
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: whatever that people wanted to say back. How many offenses

716
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: did he have until you fired? It was the first time.

717
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 1: Oh wow, we really get a lot of chances here

718
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: at that we do. We believe in people. So anyways,

719
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: well with our apologies. Uh and you had some questions

720
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: about your husband's dad. Oh yeah, well yes, my husment,

721
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: my y instead. I am devastated, obviously, and I know

722
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: I feel like it's my fault. It is weirdly funny.

723
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Well, you know, you know whenever

724
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: people are really sad and then they just start laughing

725
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: because you know, because your husband's did every time you

726
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, I mean he went down hard. Yeah,

727
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 1: it's like face right into the dirt. Yeah, I mean

728
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: we thought about burying him right there, because he was

729
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: already half buried. Yeah, it was all right, Nikki. It's

730
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: Nework loves you, man, they love you. It's between you

731
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: and Marlene the Chocolate Milk comics. It's really close. It's

732
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: back and forth. This is your last screen test, and

733
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: I just take a nap. I mean, this, this neurotic

734
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: thing you've got going around, I was really working for you,

735
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: all right, So you need to go in there and

736
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: test one more time. Alright, where's Larry. He's my first cousin, vlarious,

737
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: negotiating deal points for you right now? Right? Okay, where

738
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: where's do I look at a camera? Yeah, you're gonna

739
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:09,760
Speaker 1: go on right now in front of all the suits.

740
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: All right, it's between you and mine. You gotta sell

741
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 1: you gotta sell this. Do I have to do it

742
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: in for the suits? The network? Wait a second, suits

743
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: run this whole thing. But you want to be balls

744
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 1: to the wall man, of course I do. Then get

745
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: in there and do your job. Man, Okay, all right,

746
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 1: I have to make these suits laugh. How the hell

747
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: am I gonna make fabric laugh? Okay? All right? Are

748
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: you going? NICKI welcome back in. Thanks for coming back in. Hello,

749
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: you don't you don't look so good? Nick? Everything? Okay,

750
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: I'm fine. And when's the last time you ship and pissed?

751
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: Was the last time you slept? What's wrong with this face?

752
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: I remember? I remember driving down. I have two cars,

753
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: one car, ship and piss. Yeah we heard this material.

754
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 1: You did this last time you came in and tested

755
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: with us. One car piston ship in super funny every

756
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: time you say it. Yeah, this is this is for

757
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: balls to the wall. Oh my god, I pissed myself.

758
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: Oh you those are just jokes. You really do this.

759
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 1: He's committed. Oh my god, that's a commitment. We're looking

760
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 1: for a um what knock knock? Who is that? Everyone?

761
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 1: Who's knock knock? Who's there? Who's there? Knock knock? You know? What?

762
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: Can we call Marlene? Yeah, let's just get the chocolate milk. Yeah,

763
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: I'll let her right in right, Marlen, Hi, Marlene, Hi,

764
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: thanks for seeing me. Oh sure, sure? Did you have

765
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: your chocolate milk? I did? Seven big bang stuck kids?

766
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: Am I? Right? Yeah? This is great, This is this

767
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: is what we need on spoke. Yeah, strong, open, You're

768
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: gonna fire some questions at yet. Okay, okay, oh please

769
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: do are you still here? He was laying on the ground.

770
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: There's a couch. There's a couch right outside the office. Okay,

771
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: and it's probably also a couch at your home. You

772
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: could use that one. Get all the way there catches

773
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 1: pissing ship on it. I can't lay on it. Yeah.

774
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: We need to give this time to Marlene, okay, just

775
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: to have a lie down. All were some questions at

776
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: you and just a stream of consciousness whatever comes, all right.

777
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: You wanted to start out there, Greg, if you were

778
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 1: going balls to the wall, how would you prove that

779
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: it was an authentic balls to the wall moment? And

780
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: it's okay, Uh, it's okay to tell the truth, you know. Okay. Well,

781
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: here's the thing is, We've got a lot of answers,

782
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: and I don't want you to feel like you can't

783
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: repeat one of the previous answers from somebody else. I'm

784
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 1: just trying to let whatever you feel is natural. It's yeah,

785
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: let's just go ahead and let her answer. Okay, Okay,

786
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: it's okay. Whatever answer is a good answer. Okay, let

787
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: me just chuck this. No girl after? Is this going authentic?

788
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: Balls to the walls? I'd probably the kids of it.

789
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was. It took sixty shows to and

790
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 1: a scene with that particular sentence. What don't we all

791
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: win today? It's a brand new Chevrolet, so congratulations to us.

792
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: All is from a fellow named Aaron, who wrote, Hey, guys,

793
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: I've been listening for about two months after I heard

794
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: a commercial on another podcast, and I'm super happy I

795
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: listened because it's the best part of my day. I

796
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: have no idea who you all are, but I love it.

797
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: Is that necessary? Anyway? Have you happen to see this?

798
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,240
Speaker 1: How about a huge electrical problem at the White House

799
00:44:55,600 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: and an apprentice who is new and knows nothing is

800
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: accidentally set in alone to fix the problem. Meanwhile, the

801
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: US is trying to declare war on Argentina. This is

802
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: too much information Argentina and can't because the power is out.

803
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: Thanks a bunch, and please make podcasts forever. Thank you.

804
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: Aaron Morris from Atlanta, Georgia. What am I supposed to you?

805
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to use a lighter? Do I use a lighter? Note?

806
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to use the lighter. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

807
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: This is we don't usually have power out. It's just

808
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: but maybe here's a flashlight. You hold the flight I got,

809
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: things are right, Okay, I'll hold it, but I just

810
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: feel bad. This is uncustomary and we should have a

811
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: lighting person working on this very soon. You know what,

812
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dictate the letter. You go ahead and write

813
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: it down. Okay? Did TMZ? Okay? Fuck you? All right?

814
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: The president? Okay, are you sure? Can you read that back?

815
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: Dear TMZ? Right? Suck you? Right? The president? That's nice?

816
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Mr President. Ye, here's the huge flashlight that

817
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: he's bigger than the previous flashlight that you requested. Thank you.

818
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: See that this is a guy who wants to keep

819
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: his debt. I mean that looks like the bat signal.

820
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: He's brought in something that's not a flashlight. How is

821
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: that bad? Bad? Let's turn it on and see what

822
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: kind of signal is here? Oh my god? Is that

823
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: not my face on the ceiling of the overfu. How

824
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: does that look great? It's wonderful. I feel like it's

825
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: burning my skin. I'm so sorry, but that's too bright

826
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 1: for indoor use. Maybe the guy I thought you would No, no, no,

827
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: I'm the guy. I'm the guy. We can have it out.

828
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 1: I just feel like this was me. Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.

829
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: Can you come in here and get Steve out of it?

830
00:46:48,480 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: Out of my face? Send in security please, that's the

831
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: sort of thing I need now. I want to wage

832
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: war and Argentina, who's gonna help me? I'll do it.

833
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: What will you do? Um? Well, I'll try to flight

834
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: and I'll just start throwing punches, all right, But first,

835
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: can we get somebody to turn on the power. There's

836
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 1: no lights and it's sending out the wrong signal. Mr

837
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: President of This is seven o'clock at night, so it's

838
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: a dog inside. It doesn't look good. Uh. I thought

839
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: this would have been brought to your attention. This the

840
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: oval office in the west wing is was condemned, So

841
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta move over to the east wind.

842
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 1: There's no there's not much power coming over. Do you

843
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: know how many buildings I own that have been condemned.

844
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: What he is I can't imagine endless. You know what

845
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: you do? You you drop him like a sack of rock.

846
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 1: That's right, You level the whole place stopped over. Yeah,

847
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: that's what we're gonna do it. We're okay, I'm gonna

848
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: get the helicopter whip up. I'm gonna go to my log.

849
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna love it. You're gonna wrap up the Helicopter's

850
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: what I want to know. Okay, let me get somebody

851
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: on the wrap up the mean Well, they're on the

852
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: fucking lights already. Yeah, okay, can we get lamps in

853
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 1: here and get me the president and on the fucking pony, Yes, sir,

854
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: Mr President, I do not understand why you want to

855
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: go to work with Argentina. We have done nothing. We

856
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: have been we have been allies for a very long time.

857
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: This you you send out one tweet that is just

858
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: the it is just our flag and the word loser.

859
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 1: Did you even realize which country flag you were choosing?

860
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 1: What did you randomly just choose from the emoji list? Well,

861
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I did choose from the emoji list,

862
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 1: and I thought I chose correctly. Is it not your flag?

863
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: It is our flag. I thought maybe you just randomly

864
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: picked the country to call it, like I meant to

865
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: say Colombia with losers and I actually meant Colombia and

866
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: I picked the wrong flag. That's what you thought. Well,

867
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: there's no other explanation for why you would don't tell

868
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: me that to go to your recently used emojis and

869
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: to pick flag that happens to be there is something wrong. Okay,

870
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: because if you're telling me my president, alright, the president

871
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 1: that was elected picks an emoji and somehow we have

872
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: to go to war with the country, then so be it.

873
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 1: That's the power that that individual has. Now we gotta

874
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: go to commercial, but we'll be back right after this

875
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 1: at Fox News. The can you want to see, all right,

876
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: we're back, and the the idea that it's not anyone's uh,

877
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: you you have to look if international text rates apply.

878
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,959
Speaker 1: All right. The Argentinian president accepted the text. He didn't

879
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: have to. Alright, yeah, it was a tweet, but you

880
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 1: text the tweet. It's it's letters that are on your phone. Okay,

881
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: So this is Steve and your ear throw it to

882
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: the video. We had the president from the Rose Garden

883
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: addressing the President. I'll do that one I want. Okay, now, now,

884
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: so the idea, the idea that these things aren't happening

885
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: is is just arbitrary to this the whole point of it.

886
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 1: It's a live feed. So just go ahead and cut

887
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: to Yeah, it's a live feed. When I say, it's

888
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 1: a love my feet and you know, the the idea

889
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: that this isn't that the thing is uh uh that

890
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 1: that that that the tweets, that the twimmer. If you

891
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 1: look at twimmer and you look at all the things

892
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: that are happening on there, it's chatter, right. Why can't

893
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 1: the president talk to people when he when he wants

894
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: to twim them? Oh my god, he's gonna blow guys

895
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: Fox News, what you want to see? Mr President? Before

896
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: you begin your remarks here in the Rose Garden, I

897
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 1: just I just need to let you know that one

898
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,720
Speaker 1: of the Fox bots exploded just now on here. How's

899
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: that my problem? It just seemed like something you may

900
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 1: want to address people that know that they were bought.

901
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: So if they asked me a question about the facts,

902
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: but I say, yeah, I heard exploded. Yes, just just

903
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: acknowledged that you that you heard what happened? Are you

904
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 1: ready for this? Mr? President? Yeah? This president? Get another

905
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: sip off your drink. Oh gosh, this regular code, this

906
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: regular cook. Oh okay, So the President's gonna come up

907
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: in a bit, I feel. Any more questions until he comes?

908
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: How much longer until the president gets here? I don't know.

909
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 1: Maybe when he pisses himself? Anything else? Any other questions?

910
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: Any big plans for the weekend? Yeah, I got a

911
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 1: big plan for the weekend. I'm gonna I'm gonna let

912
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: a dump one out. Okay, warm up, guy, you're off

913
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 1: presidents here? Yeah? Yeah, thank you Roger from Fox? Is

914
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: it true the reason the powers out as you have

915
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 1: an outpaid the electricity bill and you're gonna connect guy

916
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: with the funny job lending from Fox Sports? Yeah? Mr President,

917
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: you have anything to say about the Fox thought that

918
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: exploded just a mere minutes ago? Just told about this,

919
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 1: By the way, a lovely dress. Uh? Mr President? Please

920
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: just answer the question. Be happy too. But I think

921
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: it's important that we all remember it's it's a bot, right,

922
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: so they don't always last. Sometimes you buy it cheap.

923
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: But and in this case, I'm gonna think Fox had

924
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: a cheap bot and it exploded boo boo boo. As

925
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: the president, you understand that it was a human man

926
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: who exploded on television. Yeah, I do, I do. I

927
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: We call them bots because they have bodies, I guess.

928
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: And uh, listen, we have the best bots okay in

929
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 1: America if you want, if you don't like our boats,

930
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: then go to another country. I don't care. Mr President's President. Yeah,

931
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: is it true that you are fast tracking a bill

932
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 1: that would outlaw darkness so if the power goes out again,

933
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: it will always be light? Fake knows? Next question, please,

934
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: Mr Presidents President? Why? Well? Why Argentina? Sir? And uh?

935
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: Is the situation escalating there? Well? The ciscin system there is,

936
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: as you know about his ask backwards as any country

937
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: has ever been? You ever't been there Argentina? No, Mr President,

938
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: I have not been Argentina clearly, Otherwise you would have

939
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: phrased your question differently, like why why have we waited

940
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:01,399
Speaker 1: so long to bang Argentina? I'm right, Mr President? Are

941
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 1: you when you say bang Argentina, do you mean cause explosions?

942
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: Or I hate to use this kind of language in

943
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: a press conference, but I'm not freed. Are you trying

944
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: to funk Argentina. I don't I love the question. I

945
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: don't feel I understand why people feel the need to

946
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: read into whatever I say. You know, I can't say this,

947
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: I can't say that. Oh, bing bang, I'm making signs

948
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: and signals the people on the wrong side of the tracks.

949
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: Bing bang. I don't understand either. So I'm gonna say

950
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: shout out to Argentina. Would come in. I gotta get

951
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: on the helicopter. They then ask questions, No, that's it,

952
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 1: that's it, that's the Mr President. All right, Mr President,

953
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: we wrapped up the helicopter for you. Yeah, Mr President,

954
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hard to take off for right, It's

955
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: gonna be real difficult, Mr President. You how to wrap

956
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 1: up the helicopter? Oh? I mean, I'm happy to take

957
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 1: the plane, sir. It's just a longer flight on the helicopter.

958
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: Why is it? Why is the helicopter? Well, you want

959
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: to take a helicopter to Argentina, and this helicopter has

960
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: recently been completely wrapped in in gift room. Why would

961
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 1: I want to take it Argentina and helicopter it's your helicopter, sir.

962
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: You want to go to Marlaga in Argentina, Mago. Well

963
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 1: you're going to Marlago, the one in Argentina or the

964
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: one in Florida. The one in Florida. Okay, well that

965
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 1: changes everything, That changes everything. Manifest is a little messed up.

966
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 1: Sorry about that, sir. Still, did you guys ever watched

967
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: The Apprentice? I had a catchphrase? I watched the one

968
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:31,479
Speaker 1: with Arnold Swartzenegger had a catch phrase on the show.

969
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 1: I would like to to say to both of you,

970
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: is it? Is it what I think it is? Sir?

971
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: They're spaghetti on your shirt? Close? Okay, Okay, someone's gotta

972
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: unwrapped this helicopter. Then Stevie and Jeff, what the hell

973
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: happened to the helicopter? Is my alago? Well it was

974
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: a big mix up, sir. We're very very sorry. But

975
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 1: we've ordered in seven other helicopters in various states, so

976
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: one will hopefully meet your approvals. Right, And why are

977
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: there only six? But get to KFC on my desk.

978
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: I had one, you had one. I had one of

979
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: the boots. The truth is we can get another one

980
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: to replace that bucket, and it'll be even fresher when

981
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 1: you make your way to seven buckets at all times.

982
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,760
Speaker 1: How many times I have to say that we're really sorry.

983
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 1: We were just going for a while and I just

984
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: got I got hungry in the one show towel. Well,

985
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: if you got hungry, that's okay. As Mr President, I

986
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: know it's Uh. You cannot declare war on Kentucky. Keep talking,

987
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: you cannot. You You were presented with six buckets of chicken,

988
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: and you just declared war on national television against Kentucky.

989
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: Kentucky is what I'm on your side? Mr Preston. The colonel,

990
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 1: it's Colonel Sanders. God, I've never seen it in person. Technically,

991
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 1: technically I'm a senator. You know what, fine, I'm Colonel Sanders.

992
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 1: Will that make it easier for you idiots? Oh my god? Colonel?

993
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a couple of questions? Sure? Mr President?

994
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: What would be the worst thing that could happen if

995
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: I did level Kentucky? Uh? Well you do. We have

996
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: great cities like Louisville and Lexington. We would kill a

997
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: lot of people. I mean, you got bourbon. We do

998
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: have bourbon pretty much all in horses. Yes, we have

999
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 1: bourbon and horses. Answer the question. I'm answering the question.

1000
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm a Senate. I do, is I damn well? Please?

1001
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 1: So if we wanted to move the bourbon and the

1002
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: horses to the adjoining state and take that away from

1003
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: Kentucky to Utah border, I can't. I can't believe that

1004
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: I endorsed you. I can't believe I let you do

1005
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: all the ship you do. Just well, let me ask

1006
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: you another question. What are you willing to do for

1007
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: me if I let Kentucky live? Are you holding Kentucky hostage? Mr? President?

1008
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: Answer the question. I believe I've done all that I

1009
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 1: can for you. I have grid locked, the Senate approved

1010
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: your judges. Are you gonna poop your pants? Is that

1011
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen? You're gonna poop your pants? Is that right?

1012
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 1: Your pants? It seems like he's gonna miss President. Did

1013
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: you watch Nikki's shits on the Tonight Show last night?

1014
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 1: Kids funny? It's funny, that's not funny? In this funny

1015
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 1: and this kid's funny. If if I shipped my pants deliberately,

1016
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: will you not level Kentucky and then we gotta do?

1017
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: Then I, Senator Mitch McConnell of the Great State of

1018
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: Kentucky shell in this very moment ship my pants. Yeah,

1019
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: I know you're thinking, Okay, yeah, there's a report coming

1020
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: out that Mitch McConnell ship his pants. Okay, now I

1021
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: get it, all right, there's rumors flying everywhere. There's rumors

1022
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: flying around that I piste and shipped my pants and

1023
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: they're not true. And guess what if they are true?

1024
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: So what that's a man's right, he's a senator. Okay. Second,

1025
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: fucking wires and and if you know this from the

1026
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: beginning to the end, you know that that humans have

1027
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: a very sensitive body that that but sometimes poops it

1028
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 1: out and something to piece it in. So it's not

1029
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: a it's not a negative, it's a positive. Hold the

1030
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: we gotta go to commercial and then we'll be right

1031
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Speaker 1: back news. It's what you want to see, all right,

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Speaker 1: we're back, and it's it's it's the it's the idea

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Speaker 1: that these things that they're they're they're they're not there,

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Speaker 1: They're they're not Fox News. It's what you want to see. Ah,

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Speaker 1: we've lost another butt. What what are we doing doing?

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00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 1: The problem is that we don't have any advertisers anymore.

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00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 1: So when they're overheating because they're constantly in use. Usually

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Speaker 1: we used to have a break like two or three minutes.

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Speaker 1: Could I see the types of some auditions and we

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00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: can figure out who can replace this? Okay, okay, all right,

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00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 1: it's uh, show me whichever one you got. Okay, here

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Speaker 1: we go. I'm gonna push play on this. This one's

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Speaker 1: a little bit you'd say, over the top, let's play.

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Speaker 1: You know, hands are too expensive nowadays. If you've got

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Speaker 1: a price gun, you can make them one set. So

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Speaker 1: it's kind of a contextual joke. You know, it's a

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Speaker 1: believe it or not. A lot of the the host

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Speaker 1: anchor audition tapes are from comedians. Uh, that's great. This

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Speaker 1: job as a as a joke. Does that make sense?

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Speaker 1: It does? Let's show me one of them. Okay, another

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00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 1: one that was? Okay, another one, Well, this one's a

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00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: borderline offensive. Let me push play on this next tape

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Speaker 1: here for you. I used to work in children's television,

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Speaker 1: can you believe it? And then I went to rehabit

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Speaker 1: Real rock Bottom for Bailey's My Bailey's fans out there,

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Speaker 1: you know, thank you so much. I love it when

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Speaker 1: the studio crew applies me and then you know what

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00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: everyone's saying, my catch praise with me? Well we can

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00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: so it just feels like when we fire the kids,

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00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll bring her in for Monday. Can you please send

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00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 1: word to the White House that we're going to have

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00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: a new bot ready to go by Monday. Well, she's

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00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,439
Speaker 1: still human. We'll have to gut her and then put

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Speaker 1: the robot pieces into. I thought that was just the

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01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: euphemism where we're using Oh no, no, no, no, it's

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Speaker 1: we have to take all the human pieces out and

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Speaker 1: put inside of it robot. Why do we have to

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01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 1: do that, because that's what makes them a robot. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what. I can't keep working like this is insane.

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01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 1: This is such a tight first schedule. I can't be

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01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: able to put some scenes inside the people. We need

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Speaker 1: this robot ready for Monday's news. Oh if you needed

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Speaker 1: for Monday's morning, No, da, Mr Mosk, I really need

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Speaker 1: you to finish this robots. So you really need me

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Speaker 1: to what are you know what? I'm gonna take a break. Hello,

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Speaker 1: when will you come home? Oh my god, it's my clone.

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Speaker 1: I'll come home in a bit. Missing you. I know

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Speaker 1: you are missing you. We're going to watch everybody loves

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Speaker 1: even No, you're not. You're not going to miss no.

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Speaker 1: I watch episode to get up with you. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: skip ahead. Yeah yeah, I watch you calm on my watch.

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Speaker 1: If you skip ahead, I swear I would fucking drain

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Speaker 1: on pular jaw. I mean, maybe it's because you have

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Speaker 1: too many calls during the work that I just have

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Speaker 1: a multi billion dollar enterprise. I cages myself. What do

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Speaker 1: you do? How you give me messages? You smell like ship?

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Speaker 1: You know that. I'm sorry you should be. It's just

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Speaker 1: been a long weekend. I haven't got a chance to shower.

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Speaker 1: A lot abouts going up. I don't need to know.

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01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: I don't need to know, but I would like to

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Speaker 1: tell you to Okay, I'll do it this lady, I'll

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01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 1: put wires in okay, yeah, can we he read this up?

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Speaker 1: I'm half human and half robot over here? Yeah? Fine, okay, fine,

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01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 1: thank you? Yeah, so he did a German accident. You

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01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: called me Elon Musk? Is that which is happening? Said

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Speaker 1: Mr Musk? Could have been. I didn't hear the I

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Speaker 1: didn't hear myself speak out for today, Let's thank our

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Speaker 1: alchemists and no particular order Joey Workings. Find you. They

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Speaker 1: can find me at the West Side Comedy Theater. Gotta

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Speaker 1: show called Bear Supply wedstid Comedy Theater dot com. What's that?

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Speaker 1: Comedy dot com? Was every second and fourth Wednesday a

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Speaker 1: nine o'clock and you're on the social is at Jeffy

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Speaker 1: Greeper at Jebby Greeper any particular spelling or just folks

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Speaker 1: figure j e b b y g r e b

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Speaker 1: e R. I didn't get any of that. H James

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Speaker 1: Eeney Bear Supply with Joey. Also just go to the

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Speaker 1: real James c dot com. You'll find all my content

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Speaker 1: information there. Thank you so much for being here, both

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Speaker 1: of you. Mark Gag, Yes, I am on Twitter at

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Speaker 1: Mark GAG's uh the last Wednesday of every month. You

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Speaker 1: can see me at Dynasty Typewriter. Uh. And also Blood

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Speaker 1: and Treasure now streaming on Amazon Prime. Nice Amazon Prime.

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Speaker 1: Those are some good folks, right, aren't they? You really are.

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Speaker 1: Jenn Murray, thanks so much for joining us. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for having me so much damn fun working folks. Find

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Speaker 1: you and look up shows you might be doing. Uh,

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Speaker 1: second and fourth Wednesday before Bear Supply Comedy Theater. Stay

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Speaker 1: at all and then on the Grand Jennifer lyn Murray

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Speaker 1: one in in Lynne nice, very nice, and Carl Stratton. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also at the Westside Comedy Theater quite a bit, pretty

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Speaker 1: pretty pony first Thursday of the month at ten pm

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Speaker 1: with several people that you know from this podcast, and

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Speaker 1: how soon before your life turns to hell for uh

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Speaker 1: S Sketch Fest in January. It is about to turn

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Speaker 1: to that right now. Yeah, we're about to go. I

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Speaker 1: know this will be your long since passed but outside

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Speaker 1: Lance is coming up. Once that's done, then it's a

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Speaker 1: hardcore planning for the festival, right on, right on. Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for joining us. As always, let's thank our engineer

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Speaker 1: the Stars Doug Babe and our post sound design artist

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Speaker 1: Raphael our producer Sophie Lichterman's of course I heart media.

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Speaker 1: I encourage I'll me to write a review. Tell everyone

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Speaker 1: you've ever met and write to us at your name

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Speaker 1: here talc me to this dot com. I'm Kevin Pollock.

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Speaker 1: Until next time, and food and a football pepper and

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Speaker 1: I pull