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Speaker 1: Let's start this one more time before the Internet gods

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Speaker 1: decided that they would punish us and destroy everything we've

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Speaker 1: worked so hard for. Can you introduce yourselves.

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Speaker 2: My name is.

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Speaker 3: Josh, my name is Erica, and my name is Christian.

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Speaker 2: And we are the judges. We host an internet podcast

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Speaker 2: show where we read stories online, We laugh at people,

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Speaker 2: and most importantly.

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Speaker 4: We judge them.

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Speaker 3: Question.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they wow. Applause. That was great. I love the synchronicity.

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Speaker 1: We have no synchronicity. We're too we're too uh wild cowboys.

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Speaker 1: They just shoot off arounds exactly at the same time

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Speaker 1: into each other. Now we got five cowboys. You know

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Speaker 1: what we got?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: This is a welcome to the rodeo. Yeah, welcome, Welcome.

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Speaker 1: But I'm thinking, uh, if you guys, do you guys

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Speaker 1: want to start off with a story or do you

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Speaker 1: have one? Uh ready to go? Or we could start what's.

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Speaker 3: Up to you?

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Speaker 2: Erica's started off all right, Erica's always got the craziest,

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Speaker 2: most juiciest I'm excited, no pressure.

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Speaker 4: But my twenty eight female husband thirty male gets on

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Speaker 4: dating apps whenever he's mad at me, and it is

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Speaker 4: affecting my mental health and he won't stop. Okay, my

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Speaker 4: husband and I have been married for half a year,

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Speaker 4: just say six months. Every time he's mad at me,

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Speaker 4: he gets on dating apps until he forgives me. Until recently,

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Speaker 4: it had been manageable because he would only stay mad

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Speaker 4: for one or two days. But lately he's been mad

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Speaker 4: at me for a month and is and forced me

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Speaker 4: to look at his dating profile and the girls he

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Speaker 4: is messaging.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, man's browsing also like one month out

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Speaker 1: of six or six.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty for some relationship.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 4: It has made me so anxious, scared and jealous. I'm

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Speaker 4: feeling insecure and like I'm not good enough. Telling him

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Speaker 4: how I feel doesn't work because he says I deserve it.

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Speaker 4: How seriously should I view this his threats to replace me?

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Speaker 4: Is he just angry or is he for real? This

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Speaker 4: is really affecting me, and my boss has noticed I'm

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Speaker 4: not concentrating as well as work at work.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's not important.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the last sentence doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: I think you just need to replace him.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 1: That's the replacement that needs to happen. Good. I like,

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Speaker 1: you know, if she really wants up the antie, He's

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Speaker 1: like oh, you want to come over here? Look at

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Speaker 1: the girls I'm swiping on. And then she should be like,

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Speaker 1: we'll come over here, look at the guys I'm swiping on.

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Speaker 1: Just just up the anti. If you want to marriage, yeah,

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Speaker 1: fight well, well, you know, if.

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Speaker 2: The house is burning down anyway, burn faster, match with

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Speaker 2: him on a on a fake account, catfish your own

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Speaker 2: husband back in to your life.

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Speaker 1: Man, that's the plot of Uh do you like Pina

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Speaker 1: Colada's right there? You go, Oh my god, it is

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Speaker 1: it is there, you go. This is the modern version.

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Speaker 4: I just feel like, if you're only six months into

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Speaker 4: your marriage and one month is him at least a

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Speaker 4: month total, is him doing this to you, there's no

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Speaker 4: hope for this relationship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I would say break up for sure.

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Speaker 3: Just can you imagine being together for six months and

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Speaker 3: for an entire month. That's a long time.

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Speaker 4: That's a very long time.

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Speaker 3: How do you deal with that for how do you

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Speaker 3: not think like we should do something about that?

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Speaker 4: And it's not just that month, it's it's happened multiple

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Speaker 4: times before this for a couple of days.

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Speaker 2: I think we're glossing over one little detail and like

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Speaker 2: maybe she did something that kind of makes her deserve.

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Speaker 4: It, like incorrect.

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Speaker 2: Maybe she was on a dating app for a month

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Speaker 2: and in retaliation, he's the one using the fire on

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Speaker 2: the burning down house, and she just wants us all

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Speaker 2: to get on her side.

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Speaker 4: I mean, there is definitely two sides to every story.

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Speaker 4: But Joshua, shut up.

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Speaker 3: You're right, josh not all men, not all men, josh.

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Speaker 1: I do have a question for you all.

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Speaker 2: Is he more of an a hole if he does

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Speaker 2: it in her face or does it behind her back.

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Speaker 2: The face part is definitely adding to it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it does it. I feel like it

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Speaker 1: makes him. It's like it's like you know, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm being honest about my intentions. But I think the

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Speaker 1: real reason he's he's sticking around is he I don't

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Speaker 1: know if he's getting any matches, Like maybe she's just

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Speaker 1: swiping in front of it. But man doesn't have any matches.

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Speaker 4: I hope he doesn't.

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Speaker 3: Is not doing him any.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's only been five months because like the

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Speaker 2: sixth month, I wasn't really present, So like it's real

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Speaker 2: easy to get out. I can get it annulled. That's

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Speaker 2: his first message to every single match, and that's why that's.

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Speaker 1: Why I can get it. Ann Old, don't worry for you, baby,

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Speaker 1: I'll annul my marriage.

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Speaker 4: The whole story is a big yikes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, eleven out of ten yikes. Okay, I think that's uh.

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Speaker 1: I think we can. We'll. We could end it there

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Speaker 1: if you guys are down. Yeah sure, yeah cool