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Speaker 2: Hypothetical all right, all right, if we were to do

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Speaker 1: Story, right, my daughter is my daddy and I don't

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Speaker 2: Okay, So yeah, this is the this is the hypothetical. Sure,

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Speaker 1: Don't know him. Being the big CEO type. He's into

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Speaker 2: She realizes that the man that she's whipping is her

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Speaker 1: Not yet? So it's up to you people, someone, someone

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Speaker 1: my hands. Welcome, You're welcome, audience. Okay, all right. About

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Speaker 1: how how can you completely disregard and alienate your female audience?

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Speaker 1: felt so nauseous and so overwhelmed. I just grabbed my

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Speaker 1: keys and my mom. I was staying at my best

423
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Speaker 1: friend Josh's house for the night. Dude, there's so much

424
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Speaker 1: to process there, Like you could talk for hours about

425
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Speaker 1: like what the heck is going on? What's your relationship

426
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Speaker 1: with this person? Why wasn't this person in my life?

427
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Speaker 1: Like why is he finding out? Now? There's so many

428
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: unanswered questions and I can understand. OP is like, all right,

429
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: this is too much. I need a peace out and

430
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 1: process seriously. And he's he's only seventeen, so like, oh wow, yeah,

431
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: so OPI is young. So I came to Josh's and

432
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 1: Joshua was sympathetic and he let me vent, but he

433
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: didn't end up falling asleep though now I'm just sitting

434
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 1: here awake and my brain will not shut off. I

435
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: feel so betrayed by my mom. How could she not

436
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 1: tell me the truth? I would have understood when I

437
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 1: was little, but now I'm old enough to know where

438
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: I came from. It feels so unfair that she denied

439
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 1: me a father for half of my life. Now. I

440
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 1: love my dad that died and I still miss him,

441
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Speaker 1: But I've wanted a father now for so long because

442
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Speaker 1: his father died when he was eight.

443
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he wants that father figure, Oh for sure.

444
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: There's so much that I've gone through where I feel

445
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Speaker 1: like having a dad would have made it so much

446
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: better and easier. And don't get me wrong, I love

447
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: my mom. She's incredible, but it's not the same as

448
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: also having a dad, especially when this guy is my

449
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: actual dad and it seems like he would have done

450
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: something if he knew, and.

451
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Speaker 2: It seems like like based on everything that's happened, seems

452
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Speaker 2: like he's a relatively good guy.

453
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Speaker 1: It's it seems like he at least want to be

454
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Speaker 1: engaged at a bare band minimum right now. Obie says, Look,

455
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Speaker 1: I don't know what to say to this guy or

456
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Speaker 1: to my mom. I know I do have to eventually

457
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Speaker 1: go home, but I just don't know what I'm supposed

458
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Speaker 1: to say or do. He probably hates me and thinks

459
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Speaker 1: I'm a cry baby because I cried and storm out.

460
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 1: I feel so lost, which that is so sad, you know,

461
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 1: like I know has this negative view of himself because

462
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Speaker 1: he's all my anyway.

463
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Speaker 2: And that's like like I feel like we could like

464
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Speaker 2: squarely say like the dad probably does not think that of.

465
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Speaker 1: OPI no, no, no, no no. Nor is it such an

466
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Speaker 1: emotional time. Yeah, it's it's not wrong at all to

467
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Speaker 1: cry and storm I mean, you're just your brain just

468
00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 1: explodes with yeah, I'm sure, Like imagine, your whole framework

469
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: of who you are and what your life is has

470
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 1: just been obliterated, and now you have to piece it together.

471
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: Like that's emotionally draining and taxing, and at seventeen to

472
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 1: do with so, Opie says, I went to go home

473
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 1: and talk to my mom. I was much calmer, with

474
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: a clear head, and was ready to hear what she

475
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: had to say. I probably learned more than anyone should

476
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: ever know about their own conception. So it turns out

477
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: my father is not an abusive X. My mom didn't

478
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 1: cheat on my adopted dad or anything shady at all.

479
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm just the product of a one night stand. My

480
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: mom said she was out at the bar by herself

481
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Speaker 1: and she met my dad, who was celebrating his twenty

482
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Speaker 1: fifth birthday alone. My mom said she had just been

483
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: dumped by for her fiance at the time, not my

484
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,439
Speaker 1: adopted dad, totally different guy a week before, and that

485
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: happened because she learned from the doctor that it was

486
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,479
Speaker 1: virtually impossible for her to have a child naturally. Oh

487
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: that's hard, really really rough, right, she said. Her and

488
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: my dad did use protection, but somehow she's still had me,

489
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Speaker 1: So I'm her miracle baby consider during the circumstances. Isn't

490
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 1: that crazy? Sheeez? Can you think you're doing everything right

491
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 1: still have a baby? She went back to the hotel

492
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Speaker 1: that he took her to after she found out that

493
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Speaker 1: she was pregnant, but they couldn't find any info on

494
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: my dad staying there. He didn't actually give her his

495
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: real first name. He gave her a fake first name. Oh.

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Speaker 1: She said. This was before social media was the thing,

497
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Speaker 1: so she couldn't just like search him up online, so

498
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: she decided she would just have to raise me on

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Speaker 1: her own. She also admitted that she panicked when my

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Speaker 1: biological dad showed up because to her, he was literally

501
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: just this guy from a random one night stands seventeen

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Speaker 1: years ago. Like imagine like it was overwhelming for the

503
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Speaker 1: mom too, I'm sure so she ended up panicking. How

504
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Speaker 1: did they find each other? I think the guy found

505
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Speaker 1: out and reached out to her, but I don't even

506
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Speaker 1: know that if they how do you find that? Yeah,

507
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: maybe it's like some twenty three and me. Shit. Yeah,

508
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: maybe maybe she didn't really know who he was, or

509
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: if he was going to try and get custody of me,

510
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: or if I was going to try and run away

511
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Speaker 1: with him or something like that. My mom admits that

512
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Speaker 1: she could have been calm her from the beginning, and

513
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: maybe we could have all talked and sorted it out.

514
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: But honestly, at this point, I don't blame her for it.

515
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: As for my adoptive dad, the man that raised me,

516
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: she said that she didn't meet him until I was

517
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: almost two. Oh wow, yeah, yeah, this late in life.

518
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Speaker 1: Late late in life. They got married when I was three,

519
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: and then he officially adopted me. After they got married.

520
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Speaker 1: She showed me the official adoption certificate to prove it.

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Speaker 1: Reflecting on it now, I realize that I've never seen

522
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Speaker 1: a picture of my dad and I when I was

523
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Speaker 1: a baby, just pictures of me as a toddler and up.

524
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Speaker 1: She said that he accepted me as his own, loved

525
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Speaker 1: me and was and absolutely considered himself my father. I

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Speaker 1: told her my bio dad showing up doesn't rewrite history.

527
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: I'll never not see my adoptive dad as my father.

528
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Speaker 1: If anything, it makes me love him even more knowing

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