WEBVTT - Andrew's Favorite! 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:04.480 Hi Andrew, Oh, hi Scott, Welcome to What episode is this? Twelve? 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:05.760 Yeah, episode twelve. 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:09.039 It's our Dirty dozen episode? Oh god twelve Hey listen 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:10.200 what we got you ready? 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:12.640 Okay? A jingle? 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:14.040 A jingle? This is our opener. 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:18.480 Some boys watch sports, some boys play sports. 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:20.639 These two don't play anyway. 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:26.480 These two boys will save the pennies two by special 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:33.400 K because they are living and a Cereal boat reviewing cereals. 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:34.160 Is there gold? 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:39.600 Scott and Andrew living in a Cereal boat critiking some 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:43.519 new ones and Oh. 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:45.879 I think that's it. I don't know how to lower it. 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:47.080 We've gotta yell over it. 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:53.880 Cereal, cereal, cereal, cereal, cereal and a cereal. 0:00:55.600 --> 0:01:02.520 In a cereal. It just keeps going, all right. 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:09.240 I'm really excited for this week's episode. Whats your Oh it's. 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:15.760 Going to fade now you're at a Cereal fankes David 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.160 Brody for the song. You probably have to be over 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.080 forty to know what song that was. 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:23.840 I was thinking we could do this one No Sleep 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:26.680 Till Cereal because they have the Brooklyn Boys. 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:29.839 Oh, but then that means you have to eat cereal 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:30.720 before you go to bed. 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:34.720 What I get you all? 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.039 Right, So here we go, Episode twelve. Welcome to Serial 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.680 Killers with us. See you got you? Shut up? Andrew 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.360 follow us on Twitter. You could be our one hundred 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:47.640 and forty first follower. Yeah at serial Killers PC. Yes, yeah, 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:51.960 it's with a C because it's cereal okay, all over 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:54.560 the place. Yeah we are whatever. People like that about us. 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:58.000 We're crazy and nutty. Speaking of nutty, Yeah, so we 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.880 had a peanut butter explosion episode a couple ago and 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:03.080 this one, Like, you have no idea? 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:05.480 I went, I predicted this one. I remember I asked 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:08.120 you about peanut butter. Oh yeah, and I'm like, they 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:11.200 don't have that. So I was in shoprit last week. 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:14.519 This was right after we recorded that that episode. Hold on, look, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.200 he's going to a cereal cove peanut butter check. 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:19.840 Peanut butter checks is a thing. 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:20.760 I love it. 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:22.480 So that means while we were talking about it, it was 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:23.320 actually in production. 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:24.639 They took our idea. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.679 They sure did, So I'm gonna bust So we're gonna 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:28.280 do this one real quick, because you know peanut butter 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.239 was That was two episodes. 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:33.800 Well, I liked two of the cereals. 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:39.040 The checks bags are so thick. I love it can. 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:42.040 I like, were they always in Cereal? This is going 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:43.840 to be a dumb question, but has the bag design 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:45.040 always been the same. 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.240 Yeah, as far as I can remember. I mean sometimes 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.400 they're thin, sometimes they're thick, but I always there was 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.720 never like a tear. There should be a tear stripes 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:55.600 on Cereal bags. I completely agree. I just invented it. Yeah, 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.040 someone's gonna steal it. Patent did go ahead? Post take it? 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.120 No, I say you patent it. I will go to 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:03.239 the trademark office right now. Oh my god, Reesei's thins. 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:05.520 I actually had those. Sorry, completely off topic. He has 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:08.680 There's a TV and Reese's things just came out. 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:09.480 They are so good. 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:11.040 They taste exactly like the original. 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:13.040 But why not just eat the regular ones? 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:15.079 Because if you want to be like, oh my god, 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:17.359 I'm on a diet, I so wish I could have chocolate. 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:18.880 Or I'm like half allergic to peanut butter, so we'll 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:19.679 have a smaller. 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:20.920 One diamond, you can have some. 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:25.040 No diamond's always in the back, just making faces at us. Okay, 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:29.760 executive produce whatever. Peanut butter checks they look like regular 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.280 checks because peanut butter is checks colored, so. 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:36.080 That was the most subscriptive you could be. 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:40.400 Well, yeah, oh milk, right, check out this milk. It's 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:45.360 skim plus fat free, lactose free milk. 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:46.520 I love it. 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:48.840 It was on sale. Okay, my kid drinks it. I 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:50.880 stole it from her because we had no milk, so 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:53.040 I just took it from my refrigerator. There's Coo Cooper. 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:55.320 Sorry, I could have cereal and you were like, I 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:55.680 need this. 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:58.560 Well now she just has diarrhea all day. Okay, so 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:01.720 daddy needs to make a pot cast. All right, so 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.520 let's get some spoons over here from spoon box. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:08.760 They really are false advertising with the checks design though, 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:10.840 if I can say that is not what a check 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:11.840 looks like, it is. 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:13.880 It actually does look like look it says enlarged to 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:14.600 show texture. 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:17.880 Okay, but they don't come in four like that. I 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:18.680 just lifted it up. 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.920 This does not look like they're placed on the spoon 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:22.560 as four. 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:24.159 I could do that on my spoon too, if I 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:26.000 pinch with them there, can do it right now, because 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:27.320 that's take a picture of it. 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.680 It's glue that's holding them onto the spoon. 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:30.320 Huh. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:33.040 So you know there's like there's like food artists and 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:34.960 they make it took them like an hour to put 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:37.719 that spoon together with glue and and fake checks. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.280 I get the premise. I'm just saying it doesn't look 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:40.520 like that. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:43.200 Okay, all right, peanut butter checks. Here we go. 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:45.839 One, two, three? 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:47.560 Good? 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:48.960 Yeah, good. 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:51.320 I really like them. I want to mix them with 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:52.119 chocolate checks. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:55.719 No, no, let's not do chocolate and peanut butter. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.480 Didn't well, I didn't. There's still a stain on the 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:01.240 floor from that one. I like, I'm going to go 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:01.720 for another one. 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:05.560 Okay, one more spoonful. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:09.400 You're just really good. But you know what, the milk 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.760 is making it good too, because it's really good, creamy milk. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:13.480 Ye, I'm a fan. 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:15.120 Okay, four balls from me? 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.120 Just good? Three okay, three balls good. 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:19.960 Your face looked like four balls. 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:23.440 Yeah, but my heart is telling me three. 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.160 All right, so stee, we blew through that one because 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:27.560 I just wanted to get another peanut butter out of 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.880 the way. It's really good. Yeah, I really like it. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.200 You know what, four a spoon. 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:37.120 You're a little reckless today. Alright, let's calm down. 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.839 We're going to move right along now. I like to 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:44.440 make you happy. Yeah, okay, lately you haven't been that happy. Okay, 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:46.039 so this is going to make thank you for the 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:49.280 critique on me, you made me choke. This is going 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.920 to make you very happy. Are you ready? Yeah, childhood 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:53.240 comes back. Now here we go. 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:57.200 He's going to a cereal cod Is that what we're 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.440 calling it? The cereal sack? Yeah? 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:08.720 Two one, snap, crackle, friggin' pop. Yes, yes, Rice Krispy 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:09.440 Treats Cereal. 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:10.320 That's my favorite. 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:13.359 Now, this is actually the classic of the show because 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.960 Rice Krispy Treats first came out back in the early nineties. 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:19.720 It was in a teal box. If you remember when 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.280 you were a kid, it was in like a teal 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.599 colored box. Yeah. It went away for many years, and 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:25.240 then like two three years ago it came back in 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:28.040 this purple box. Yeah. So, and I got you the 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:29.520 family size so you can take it home. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:30.719 Oh, thank you, Suy. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:32.760 I appreciate it, no problem. 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.600 I'm just gonna quickly also point out the reason why 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:37.480 this still gets three bowls from me. Just the peanut 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:41.000 butter checks has an aftertaste like a cheese doodle. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.640 What are you talking about? Has a nice skippy as. 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:46.440 An aftertaste like a cheese doodle. Do not argue with 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:46.920 me on this phone. 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:49.240 You have an aftertaste like a cheese doodle. All right, 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:53.000 this bag is a little thinner. Kelloggs likes to, you know, 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:57.200 save on plastic, so they're more environmentally friend I think. 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.640 So this is the box is so wide. I can't 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:04.479 even get in this cup. Wait. What Wow? There's a 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:07.600 big chunk in there. That's like an entire Rice Krispy tree. 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:11.400 The best part about Rice Krispy Treats the milk afterwards. 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.640 It has that sugary taste to it mixes with the milk. 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:16.560 This is gonna be one that I eat the whole thing. 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:18.520 Really, yep, I'm gonna pour more. 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:21.120 Okay, you don't have to do that again. Why are 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:22.480 you so reckless this episode? 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:24.800 That is a really big chunk in there. 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:27.000 Wait, Diamond, have you ever had can you eat Rice 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:27.800 Krispy treats? 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:30.120 There's something black in yours? What is that? Oh? 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:31.400 It's part of the rice part? 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:31.760 Oh? 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:35.440 Okay, yeah, can you have a diamond? 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:38.040 Look at the ingredients you can have. 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:40.920 Diamond is now guesting on this episode. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:42.720 This is the first cereal that Diamond could eat. 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:44.600 Wait, Diamond, we get in here. 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:48.880 Okay, Well, we don't need to going into anaphylactic shock 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:52.680 on the show. So nice knowing you. 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:53.800 Yeah, Diamond, try it. 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:57.120 I don't have an EpiPen in here on the show. 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:01.040 All right, anyway, here we go. Wait does it soften 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:02.679 in milk like an actual rice krispy treat? 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:04.520 And it's delicious. It is so good. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.000 But this is not breakfast though. It is all right? 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:07.200 One? 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:07.880 Two things? 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:11.000 Hm quality? 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:18.120 Yeah, five balls. What it does remind me because I've 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:19.960 said in the past of my favorite cereal growing up 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:22.520 was a cocoa pebbles, which we'll get to next week, 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:26.440 and b marshmallow rice crispies, which this kind of has 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:29.800 a hint of because there's some sort of marshmallow and you. 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:31.200 Can't go wrong with the cereal. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:35.600 You can't. It has everything. How you shouldn't have it 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:36.280 for breakfast? 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:39.960 You know what? I don't like your attitude today on 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:42.679 this episode. This is delicious. 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:45.560 It is really good. Yeah, I give it four balls. 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.839 I can't give it the coveted five. If they were 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:50.880 marshmallows in it, maybe you would have a higher rating. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.240 I want to kick you in the nuts because you 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.360 gave peanut butter checks a better score than this. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:57.920 Well, they're really sweet. 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:00.400 And you're the same person that says so they should 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:03.960 put marshmallows in it, literally to every cereal that we try. 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:07.280 And now you're eating something that has marshmallows literally mixed 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:07.600 in with it. 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:09.720 Let me tell you, too, sweet. If we win the 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:12.720 box of Lucky Charms, all marshmallows, I'm just putting that 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:15.200 in milk and I'm just eating them, that will be 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:19.360 the best cereal ever. I'm in. All right, General Mills, 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:21.160 come on, hook us up. I did enter, though, so 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:22.280 we'll see. Wait. 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:25.840 I was reading our iTunes reviews go ahead, and somebody 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.679 said it's not for people with a certain trigger. 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.080 Yes, the people I don't like the way things sound 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:35.280 in their mid to We apologize. Sorry. I do try to, 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.040 like in post production, cut out a lot of the 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:39.800 chewing and slurping because it is gross. But sometimes we 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:41.680 talk while we're doing that, and I can't get totally. 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:45.960 I hate slurping more than anything in the world. You 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:46.640 know that I'm. 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:47.360 About to slurp this mill. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:50.120 Don't do it. I'll cut it out. Oh my god, 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.600 I hate you all right now, so we're done with that. 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.439 Now I have a surprise. This is a bonus. You're 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:58.800 really trying to kill us today. Now, people on Twitter 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:03.560 have asked us to try this, and literally somebody like 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:07.200 ninjaed me because this showed up on my doorstep. I'm 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.800 not even kidding what it was. I came home from 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:11.440 work two days ago and there was a box of 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.920 cereal on my doorstep. I'm like, what the hell is 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:16.000 going on? And then you know, one of my neighbors, 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:17.839 you know, he's saying, oh I put that there. 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.360 Oh, I say, I'm worried for your safety. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.280 Well, he's a listener, Eric, what's up? Eric? Thanks for 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:23.320 thanks for dropping that off. So here it is. 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:26.880 You ready, he's going into the cereal set. 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.040 What is it? God? 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:32.640 No sour Patch gets cereal. 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:34.880 Thank you post for making another piece of crap. But 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.400 it's probably okay. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:39.520 Why is this happening? 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:41.920 I'm not a huge fan of sour Patch Kids, although 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:43.240 I do like the red and orange ones. 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:46.160 I like the blue ones, but I'm morally against that. 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.200 I don't think there's actually blue ones in a pack. 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.839 There's no blue ones in regular sour Patch Kids. 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:52.719 Yes there are. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:55.240 I don't think there is, well, I think there is, 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:57.760 so keep going. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:03.600 This is discuss Eric, If you're listening. I hate you. 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:05.400 He did say, can you bring the rest home so 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:08.400 he can try them? Oh my god? What he looks 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:08.800 like warm? 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:10.040 It looks like cheetos. 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:12.280 It looks like gummy worms just in a bag. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:13.520 This is gonna be bad. 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:21.240 Frosted gummy worms. No oof, the air just hit me, 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:22.120 all right? 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:24.719 Can I can I smell? Yeah? 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.480 I want you to smell them. Actually no, it's very 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:28.800 fruit loopish. Yeah. 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:32.760 If fruit loops were mixed in like a. 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:36.760 Factory, they are downtown. What No, sorry, that was that 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:39.080 was a bad I was trying to make a joke 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:40.800 from you. Remember the presidents of the United States of 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:44.000 America song peaches? They were canned in a factory. Down. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:49.960 I gotta go this podcast? Wow today? Yeah, I started 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:53.280 here a long time ago. All right. So sour Patch 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:54.959 kids say, oh, what's on the back there? It's like 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:58.400 a madlib. Look stop looking at your phone. There's a 0:11:58.400 --> 0:11:59.480 madlib on the back. Do you want to do it? 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:00.400 Or will it take long? 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:02.920 A sour than sweet tail. 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:04.600 It's a sour than sweet on that, all right, So 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:05.840 take your spoon. 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:08.720 This could get very dirty, very fast. 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:13.480 Of course it could. That's why it's for kids. So 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:20.240 put some skin plus lactose free milk in perfect you ready. 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:22.400 I'm not sure what I even think, but. 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:29.120 Okay, one, two, three. 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:33.319 Thraft Oh I go. 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.040 There's a roomful of people watching right now and I 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:36.840 just vomited this. 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:39.520 Oh my god. They just fell out of my mouth 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:40.360 back into the cup. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.880 Ew ew ew. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:49.800 How did they make it do that? I'm sweating again. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:53.199 It's like if fruit loops wet wrong. 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:56.679 Like you know what? It tastes like fruit loops from 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:58.679 like nineteen eighty two when we just opened them up. 0:12:58.960 --> 0:12:59.880 That's theteen. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:05.760 It's like cyanide or something bad touched them and nowugh 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:06.839 my mouth. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.200 I can't get that taste out. This is a half spoon. 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:14.080 This is discussing such a thing as half spoons. Okay, 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:17.160 this is a spoon. This is disgusting. This is nasty. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:20.600 Whoever made this cereal? You deserve to be locked up. 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.160 No post, send them to Guantanamo. 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:24.320 They can't come out. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:28.079 Guess what. I hate the all cut. You're like, I 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:29.199 don't know what's wrong with your head. 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:32.439 It's hungry, Okay, that doesn't mean you eat something that's disgusting. 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:33.319 My nose is running. 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:35.679 What's going wrong with Okay? If I can explain what 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:37.800 the taste is. It tastes like a sour patch. 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.480 It's very disgust but it is sour then sweet. 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:44.679 I don't care about the sweet part, because cereal shouldn't 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:45.320 be sour. 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:46.920 Once you get that sour coating off this sweetness. 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:50.640 Have you ever had something mixed with milk that was sour? 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:52.760 When I used to eat OJ's as a kid, that 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:58.640 cereal OJ's, it was orange juice. Cereal is wrong with 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:01.080 the cowboy would come over the hill and it was OJ's, 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.240 an orange would be chasing, no idea what you're talking. 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.240 It was a Kellogg cereal in the early eighties, and 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:08.800 was it canceled. Oh yeah, fast yeah. 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:13.280 Because this taste of milk, when it's sour, it means 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.200 it's bad. So if I'm eating a cereal and it's sour, 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.679 I think the milk is bad, or the cereal is bad, 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:19.640 or something is wrong. 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:22.680 The milk, though, tastes like fruit loop milk. I'll tell 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:25.240 you that much. The sour doesn't rub off in the milk. 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:26.240 I'm not going back to. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.120 Okay, Well, look I ate the entire cup. 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:31.880 That's great, and the milk that's fantastic. You need help 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:32.440 all right. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:35.000 That I'm going to give it a ball. I mean, 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:38.160 I wouldn't eat it again, but it's interesting. 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:41.040 Outside of the box. Uh huh without milk, is it better? 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:42.280 I would say yes. 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:45.320 So as a snack, it's okay. Yes. If you don't 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:48.120 want the gumminess and you want the cereals. 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:52.360 In milk, it becomes wrong and an offence to humanity. 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:56.320 It is a terrible, terrible idea. And whoever made this 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:57.720 shame on you. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:14:59.840 This is another boardroom intern. 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:03.720 Yes, okay, this was definitely Craig and he got there 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:05.800 and he's like, I love sour Patch, kids, let's make 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:07.560 a cereal And they were like, sure, Craig. 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.200 Okay, well look on the side of the box. Those 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:12.000 are some other wonderful post cereals. We've already tried the 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.000 Nutter butter. Which of those? Would you like to try? 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:14.840 Chips a Hoy? 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.800 Okay, I have those in my basement, so, oh my god, 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.600 wait a minute. Maybe we'll pin chips a Hoy against 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:24.640 Cookie Crisp, same concept. Love it. Well, we're gonna do that. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.080 That's gonna be. That's gonna be the cookie Challenge, and 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.760 it'll be coming up somewhere around episode we'll say seventeen. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:31.160 Why are you planning? 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:35.120 Some of the problem is there's so many damn cereals 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.560 that I just I can't get them here fast enough. 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:39.920 My basement is full of them. I want to try 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.640 like international cereals, Dude, we have to get through the 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:45.760 American cereals first. You know what I'm thinking, though, there's 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:50.360 not enough like good healthy cereals. Yes, okay, next week, 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.320 crackling oat Bran, you ready. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:54.640 To be honest with you, It would be a nice 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:58.200 change because this was a ton of marshmallows, the peanut butter, 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:02.120 that's whatever, and then this sour patch crap. I think 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:03.280 we need healthy cereals. 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:05.480 I have to tell you, though, It's interesting because going 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:09.960 on the supermarket shelves, the healthier like cereals are very 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:13.520 rarely on sale, and they're heavy. You pick up a 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:17.000 box of grape nuts or all brand, they're heavy. 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:20.240 That's the only one who I can picture picking up 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.880 two boxes of cereal and be like, well the weight distribution. 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:25.520 If you get the family sized box of grape nuts, 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:28.000 you have to be a freaking bodybuilder to pick them up. 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.360 Think I've ever had grape nuts? 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:30.400 Hi well that's coming. 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:30.920 Okay. 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:32.800 My wife actually wants us to do them because she's like, 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:34.880 I like grape nuts, but there's no way. 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:37.280 Can you do apple cinnamon cheerios? I love apple cinnamon 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:38.720 ch I have them. Oh thank god? 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:40.800 Yeah, the green box they're in my basement. They're coming. 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:43.200 Everything's coming. I mean we're gonna be at like episode 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:44.880 four hundred before we get through everything I have in 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:45.320 my house. 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:47.080 Yeah, they're going to need to be pumping out more 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:48.040 than one episode a week. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:52.960 Well, thank you for listening to episode twelve. I'm so 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.400 happy we made it this far. Yeah, people kind of 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:55.640 like it. 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:58.080 Remember when you said that it was canceled last week. 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:01.640 Yeah, the Strawberry one was just you weren't feeling I 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:03.720 think it was the stupid cameras. I don't want cameras 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:06.040 in here anymore. Look, look how free we were this 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:06.960 time around. 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.359 Like subscribe below, just kidding, we're not on camera. 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.879 Like and subscribe above. 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