Speaker 1: Hi Andrew, Oh, hi Scott, Welcome to What episode is this? Twelve?
Speaker 2: Yeah, episode twelve.
Speaker 1: It's our Dirty dozen episode? Oh god twelve Hey listen
Speaker 1: what we got you ready?
Speaker 2: Okay? A jingle?
Speaker 1: A jingle? This is our opener.
Speaker 3: Some boys watch sports, some boys play sports.
Speaker 1: These two don't play anyway.
Speaker 3: These two boys will save the pennies two by special
Speaker 3: K because they are living and a Cereal boat reviewing cereals.
Speaker 2: Is there gold?
Speaker 3: Scott and Andrew living in a Cereal boat critiking some
Speaker 3: new ones and Oh.
Speaker 1: I think that's it. I don't know how to lower it.
Speaker 1: We've gotta yell over it.
Speaker 2: Cereal, cereal, cereal, cereal, cereal and a cereal.
Speaker 1: In a cereal. It just keeps going, all right.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited for this week's episode. Whats your Oh it's.
Speaker 1: Going to fade now you're at a Cereal fankes David
Speaker 1: Brody for the song. You probably have to be over
Speaker 1: forty to know what song that was.
Speaker 2: I was thinking we could do this one No Sleep
Speaker 2: Till Cereal because they have the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Oh, but then that means you have to eat cereal
Speaker 1: before you go to bed.
Speaker 2: What I get you all?
Speaker 1: Right, So here we go, Episode twelve. Welcome to Serial
Speaker 1: Killers with us. See you got you? Shut up? Andrew
Speaker 1: follow us on Twitter. You could be our one hundred
Speaker 1: and forty first follower. Yeah at serial Killers PC. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's with a C because it's cereal okay, all over
Speaker 1: the place. Yeah we are whatever. People like that about us.
Speaker 1: We're crazy and nutty. Speaking of nutty, Yeah, so we
Speaker 1: had a peanut butter explosion episode a couple ago and
Speaker 1: this one, Like, you have no idea?
Speaker 2: I went, I predicted this one. I remember I asked
Speaker 2: you about peanut butter. Oh yeah, and I'm like, they
Speaker 2: don't have that. So I was in shoprit last week.
Speaker 2: This was right after we recorded that that episode. Hold on, look,
Speaker 2: he's going to a cereal cove peanut butter check.
Speaker 1: Peanut butter checks is a thing.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: So that means while we were talking about it, it was
Speaker 1: actually in production.
Speaker 2: They took our idea.
Speaker 1: They sure did, So I'm gonna bust So we're gonna
Speaker 1: do this one real quick, because you know peanut butter
Speaker 1: was That was two episodes.
Speaker 2: Well, I liked two of the cereals.
Speaker 1: The checks bags are so thick. I love it can.
Speaker 2: I like, were they always in Cereal? This is going
Speaker 2: to be a dumb question, but has the bag design
Speaker 2: always been the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as far as I can remember. I mean sometimes
Speaker 1: they're thin, sometimes they're thick, but I always there was
Speaker 1: never like a tear. There should be a tear stripes
Speaker 1: on Cereal bags. I completely agree. I just invented it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: someone's gonna steal it. Patent did go ahead? Post take it?
Speaker 2: No, I say you patent it. I will go to
Speaker 2: the trademark office right now. Oh my god, Reesei's thins.
Speaker 2: I actually had those. Sorry, completely off topic. He has
Speaker 2: There's a TV and Reese's things just came out.
Speaker 1: They are so good.
Speaker 2: They taste exactly like the original.
Speaker 1: But why not just eat the regular ones?
Speaker 2: Because if you want to be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm on a diet, I so wish I could have chocolate.
Speaker 1: Or I'm like half allergic to peanut butter, so we'll
Speaker 1: have a smaller.
Speaker 2: One diamond, you can have some.
Speaker 1: No diamond's always in the back, just making faces at us. Okay,
Speaker 1: executive produce whatever. Peanut butter checks they look like regular
Speaker 1: checks because peanut butter is checks colored, so.
Speaker 2: That was the most subscriptive you could be.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, oh milk, right, check out this milk. It's
Speaker 1: skim plus fat free, lactose free milk.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: It was on sale. Okay, my kid drinks it. I
Speaker 1: stole it from her because we had no milk, so
Speaker 1: I just took it from my refrigerator. There's Coo Cooper.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I could have cereal and you were like, I
Speaker 2: need this.
Speaker 1: Well now she just has diarrhea all day. Okay, so
Speaker 1: daddy needs to make a pot cast. All right, so
Speaker 1: let's get some spoons over here from spoon box.
Speaker 2: They really are false advertising with the checks design though,
Speaker 2: if I can say that is not what a check
Speaker 2: looks like, it is.
Speaker 1: It actually does look like look it says enlarged to
Speaker 1: show texture.
Speaker 2: Okay, but they don't come in four like that. I
Speaker 2: just lifted it up.
Speaker 1: This does not look like they're placed on the spoon
Speaker 1: as four.
Speaker 2: I could do that on my spoon too, if I
Speaker 2: pinch with them there, can do it right now, because
Speaker 2: that's take a picture of it.
Speaker 1: It's glue that's holding them onto the spoon.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: So you know there's like there's like food artists and
Speaker 1: they make it took them like an hour to put
Speaker 1: that spoon together with glue and and fake checks.
Speaker 2: I get the premise. I'm just saying it doesn't look
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, peanut butter checks. Here we go.
Speaker 2: One, two, three?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good.
Speaker 1: I really like them. I want to mix them with
Speaker 1: chocolate checks.
Speaker 2: No, no, let's not do chocolate and peanut butter.
Speaker 1: Didn't well, I didn't. There's still a stain on the
Speaker 1: floor from that one. I like, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: for another one.
Speaker 2: Okay, one more spoonful.
Speaker 1: You're just really good. But you know what, the milk
Speaker 1: is making it good too, because it's really good, creamy milk.
Speaker 2: Ye, I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: Okay, four balls from me?
Speaker 2: Just good? Three okay, three balls good.
Speaker 1: Your face looked like four balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but my heart is telling me three.
Speaker 1: All right, so stee, we blew through that one because
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get another peanut butter out of
Speaker 1: the way. It's really good. Yeah, I really like it.
Speaker 1: You know what, four a spoon.
Speaker 2: You're a little reckless today. Alright, let's calm down.
Speaker 1: We're going to move right along now. I like to
Speaker 1: make you happy. Yeah, okay, lately you haven't been that happy. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is going to make thank you for the
Speaker 1: critique on me, you made me choke. This is going
Speaker 1: to make you very happy. Are you ready? Yeah, childhood
Speaker 1: comes back. Now here we go.
Speaker 2: He's going to a cereal cod Is that what we're
Speaker 2: calling it? The cereal sack? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Two one, snap, crackle, friggin' pop. Yes, yes, Rice Krispy
Speaker 1: Treats Cereal.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite.
Speaker 1: Now, this is actually the classic of the show because
Speaker 1: Rice Krispy Treats first came out back in the early nineties.
Speaker 1: It was in a teal box. If you remember when
Speaker 1: you were a kid, it was in like a teal
Speaker 1: colored box. Yeah. It went away for many years, and
Speaker 1: then like two three years ago it came back in
Speaker 1: this purple box. Yeah. So, and I got you the
Speaker 1: family size so you can take it home.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, Suy.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, no problem.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna quickly also point out the reason why
Speaker 2: this still gets three bowls from me. Just the peanut
Speaker 2: butter checks has an aftertaste like a cheese doodle.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Has a nice skippy as.
Speaker 2: An aftertaste like a cheese doodle. Do not argue with
Speaker 2: me on this phone.
Speaker 1: You have an aftertaste like a cheese doodle. All right,
Speaker 1: this bag is a little thinner. Kelloggs likes to, you know,
Speaker 1: save on plastic, so they're more environmentally friend I think.
Speaker 1: So this is the box is so wide. I can't
Speaker 1: even get in this cup. Wait. What Wow? There's a
Speaker 1: big chunk in there. That's like an entire Rice Krispy tree.
Speaker 2: The best part about Rice Krispy Treats the milk afterwards.
Speaker 2: It has that sugary taste to it mixes with the milk.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be one that I eat the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Really, yep, I'm gonna pour more.
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't have to do that again. Why are
Speaker 2: you so reckless this episode?
Speaker 1: That is a really big chunk in there.
Speaker 2: Wait, Diamond, have you ever had can you eat Rice
Speaker 2: Krispy treats?
Speaker 1: There's something black in yours? What is that? Oh?
Speaker 2: It's part of the rice part?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, can you have a diamond?
Speaker 1: Look at the ingredients you can have.
Speaker 2: Diamond is now guesting on this episode.
Speaker 1: This is the first cereal that Diamond could eat.
Speaker 2: Wait, Diamond, we get in here.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we don't need to going into anaphylactic shock
Speaker 1: on the show. So nice knowing you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Diamond, try it.
Speaker 1: I don't have an EpiPen in here on the show.
Speaker 1: All right, anyway, here we go. Wait does it soften
Speaker 1: in milk like an actual rice krispy treat?
Speaker 2: And it's delicious. It is so good.
Speaker 1: But this is not breakfast though. It is all right?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 1: Two things?
Speaker 2: Hm quality?
Speaker 1: Yeah, five balls. What it does remind me because I've
Speaker 1: said in the past of my favorite cereal growing up
Speaker 1: was a cocoa pebbles, which we'll get to next week,
Speaker 1: and b marshmallow rice crispies, which this kind of has
Speaker 1: a hint of because there's some sort of marshmallow and you.
Speaker 2: Can't go wrong with the cereal.
Speaker 1: You can't. It has everything. How you shouldn't have it
Speaker 1: for breakfast?
Speaker 2: You know what? I don't like your attitude today on
Speaker 2: this episode. This is delicious.
Speaker 1: It is really good. Yeah, I give it four balls.
Speaker 1: I can't give it the coveted five. If they were
Speaker 1: marshmallows in it, maybe you would have a higher rating.
Speaker 2: I want to kick you in the nuts because you
Speaker 2: gave peanut butter checks a better score than this.
Speaker 1: Well, they're really sweet.
Speaker 2: And you're the same person that says so they should
Speaker 2: put marshmallows in it, literally to every cereal that we try.
Speaker 2: And now you're eating something that has marshmallows literally mixed
Speaker 2: in with it.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, too, sweet. If we win the
Speaker 1: box of Lucky Charms, all marshmallows, I'm just putting that
Speaker 1: in milk and I'm just eating them, that will be
Speaker 1: the best cereal ever. I'm in. All right, General Mills,
Speaker 1: come on, hook us up. I did enter, though, so
Speaker 1: we'll see. Wait.
Speaker 2: I was reading our iTunes reviews go ahead, and somebody
Speaker 2: said it's not for people with a certain trigger.
Speaker 1: Yes, the people I don't like the way things sound
Speaker 1: in their mid to We apologize. Sorry. I do try to,
Speaker 1: like in post production, cut out a lot of the
Speaker 1: chewing and slurping because it is gross. But sometimes we
Speaker 1: talk while we're doing that, and I can't get totally.
Speaker 1: I hate slurping more than anything in the world. You
Speaker 1: know that I'm.
Speaker 2: About to slurp this mill.
Speaker 1: Don't do it. I'll cut it out. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I hate you all right now, so we're done with that.
Speaker 1: Now I have a surprise. This is a bonus. You're
Speaker 1: really trying to kill us today. Now, people on Twitter
Speaker 1: have asked us to try this, and literally somebody like
Speaker 1: ninjaed me because this showed up on my doorstep. I'm
Speaker 1: not even kidding what it was. I came home from
Speaker 1: work two days ago and there was a box of
Speaker 1: cereal on my doorstep. I'm like, what the hell is
Speaker 1: going on? And then you know, one of my neighbors,
Speaker 1: you know, he's saying, oh I put that there.
Speaker 2: Oh, I say, I'm worried for your safety.
Speaker 1: Well, he's a listener, Eric, what's up? Eric? Thanks for
Speaker 1: thanks for dropping that off. So here it is.
Speaker 2: You ready, he's going into the cereal set.
Speaker 1: What is it? God?
Speaker 2: No sour Patch gets cereal.
Speaker 1: Thank you post for making another piece of crap. But
Speaker 1: it's probably okay.
Speaker 2: Why is this happening?
Speaker 1: I'm not a huge fan of sour Patch Kids, although
Speaker 1: I do like the red and orange ones.
Speaker 2: I like the blue ones, but I'm morally against that.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's actually blue ones in a pack.
Speaker 1: There's no blue ones in regular sour Patch Kids.
Speaker 2: Yes there are.
Speaker 1: I don't think there is, well, I think there is,
Speaker 1: so keep going.
Speaker 2: This is discuss Eric, If you're listening. I hate you.
Speaker 1: He did say, can you bring the rest home so
Speaker 1: he can try them? Oh my god? What he looks
Speaker 1: like warm?
Speaker 2: It looks like cheetos.
Speaker 1: It looks like gummy worms just in a bag.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be bad.
Speaker 1: Frosted gummy worms. No oof, the air just hit me,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 2: Can I can I smell? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want you to smell them. Actually no, it's very
Speaker 1: fruit loopish. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If fruit loops were mixed in like a.
Speaker 1: Factory, they are downtown. What No, sorry, that was that
Speaker 1: was a bad I was trying to make a joke
Speaker 1: from you. Remember the presidents of the United States of
Speaker 1: America song peaches? They were canned in a factory. Down.
Speaker 1: I gotta go this podcast? Wow today? Yeah, I started
Speaker 1: here a long time ago. All right. So sour Patch
Speaker 1: kids say, oh, what's on the back there? It's like
Speaker 1: a madlib. Look stop looking at your phone. There's a
Speaker 1: madlib on the back. Do you want to do it?
Speaker 1: Or will it take long?
Speaker 2: A sour than sweet tail.
Speaker 1: It's a sour than sweet on that, all right, So
Speaker 1: take your spoon.
Speaker 2: This could get very dirty, very fast.
Speaker 1: Of course it could. That's why it's for kids. So
Speaker 1: put some skin plus lactose free milk in perfect you ready.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what I even think, but.
Speaker 2: Okay, one, two, three.
Speaker 1: Thraft Oh I go.
Speaker 2: There's a roomful of people watching right now and I
Speaker 2: just vomited this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They just fell out of my mouth
Speaker 1: back into the cup.
Speaker 2: Ew ew ew.
Speaker 1: How did they make it do that? I'm sweating again.
Speaker 2: It's like if fruit loops wet wrong.
Speaker 1: Like you know what? It tastes like fruit loops from
Speaker 1: like nineteen eighty two when we just opened them up.
Speaker 1: That's theteen.
Speaker 2: It's like cyanide or something bad touched them and nowugh
Speaker 2: my mouth.
Speaker 4: I can't get that taste out. This is a half spoon.
Speaker 4: This is discussing such a thing as half spoons. Okay,
Speaker 4: this is a spoon. This is disgusting. This is nasty.
Speaker 4: Whoever made this cereal? You deserve to be locked up.
Speaker 4: No post, send them to Guantanamo.
Speaker 2: They can't come out.
Speaker 1: Guess what. I hate the all cut. You're like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong with your head.
Speaker 2: It's hungry, Okay, that doesn't mean you eat something that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: My nose is running.
Speaker 2: What's going wrong with Okay? If I can explain what
Speaker 2: the taste is. It tastes like a sour patch.
Speaker 1: It's very disgust but it is sour then sweet.
Speaker 2: I don't care about the sweet part, because cereal shouldn't
Speaker 2: be sour.
Speaker 1: Once you get that sour coating off this sweetness.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had something mixed with milk that was sour?
Speaker 1: When I used to eat OJ's as a kid, that
Speaker 1: cereal OJ's, it was orange juice. Cereal is wrong with
Speaker 1: the cowboy would come over the hill and it was OJ's,
Speaker 1: an orange would be chasing, no idea what you're talking.
Speaker 1: It was a Kellogg cereal in the early eighties, and
Speaker 1: was it canceled. Oh yeah, fast yeah.
Speaker 2: Because this taste of milk, when it's sour, it means
Speaker 2: it's bad. So if I'm eating a cereal and it's sour,
Speaker 2: I think the milk is bad, or the cereal is bad,
Speaker 2: or something is wrong.
Speaker 1: The milk, though, tastes like fruit loop milk. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you that much. The sour doesn't rub off in the milk.
Speaker 2: I'm not going back to.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, look I ate the entire cup.
Speaker 2: That's great, and the milk that's fantastic. You need help
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: That I'm going to give it a ball. I mean,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't eat it again, but it's interesting.
Speaker 2: Outside of the box. Uh huh without milk, is it better?
Speaker 2: I would say yes.
Speaker 1: So as a snack, it's okay. Yes. If you don't
Speaker 1: want the gumminess and you want the cereals.
Speaker 2: In milk, it becomes wrong and an offence to humanity.
Speaker 2: It is a terrible, terrible idea. And whoever made this
Speaker 2: shame on you.
Speaker 1: This is another boardroom intern.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, this was definitely Craig and he got there
Speaker 2: and he's like, I love sour Patch, kids, let's make
Speaker 2: a cereal And they were like, sure, Craig.
Speaker 1: Okay, well look on the side of the box. Those
Speaker 1: are some other wonderful post cereals. We've already tried the
Speaker 1: Nutter butter. Which of those? Would you like to try?
Speaker 2: Chips a Hoy?
Speaker 1: Okay, I have those in my basement, so, oh my god,
Speaker 1: wait a minute. Maybe we'll pin chips a Hoy against
Speaker 1: Cookie Crisp, same concept. Love it. Well, we're gonna do that.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be. That's gonna be the cookie Challenge, and
Speaker 1: it'll be coming up somewhere around episode we'll say seventeen.
Speaker 2: Why are you planning?
Speaker 1: Some of the problem is there's so many damn cereals
Speaker 1: that I just I can't get them here fast enough.
Speaker 1: My basement is full of them. I want to try
Speaker 1: like international cereals, Dude, we have to get through the
Speaker 1: American cereals first. You know what I'm thinking, though, there's
Speaker 1: not enough like good healthy cereals. Yes, okay, next week,
Speaker 1: crackling oat Bran, you ready.
Speaker 2: To be honest with you, It would be a nice
Speaker 2: change because this was a ton of marshmallows, the peanut butter,
Speaker 2: that's whatever, and then this sour patch crap. I think
Speaker 2: we need healthy cereals.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, though, It's interesting because going
Speaker 1: on the supermarket shelves, the healthier like cereals are very
Speaker 1: rarely on sale, and they're heavy. You pick up a
Speaker 1: box of grape nuts or all brand, they're heavy.
Speaker 2: That's the only one who I can picture picking up
Speaker 2: two boxes of cereal and be like, well the weight distribution.
Speaker 1: If you get the family sized box of grape nuts,
Speaker 1: you have to be a freaking bodybuilder to pick them up.
Speaker 2: Think I've ever had grape nuts?
Speaker 1: Hi well that's coming.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: My wife actually wants us to do them because she's like,
Speaker 1: I like grape nuts, but there's no way.
Speaker 2: Can you do apple cinnamon cheerios? I love apple cinnamon
Speaker 2: ch I have them. Oh thank god?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the green box they're in my basement. They're coming.
Speaker 1: Everything's coming. I mean we're gonna be at like episode
Speaker 1: four hundred before we get through everything I have in
Speaker 1: my house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to need to be pumping out more
Speaker 2: than one episode a week.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for listening to episode twelve. I'm so
Speaker 1: happy we made it this far. Yeah, people kind of
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: Remember when you said that it was canceled last week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Strawberry one was just you weren't feeling I
Speaker 1: think it was the stupid cameras. I don't want cameras
Speaker 1: in here anymore. Look, look how free we were this
Speaker 1: time around.
Speaker 2: Like subscribe below, just kidding, we're not on camera.
Speaker 1: Like and subscribe above. Isn't there like a subscribe button
Speaker 1: up here? Right?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Where are we? We're on a thing? Follow subscribe something?
Speaker 2: This is audio sky. Everybody understands what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you if on the iHeart app or the
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Speaker 1: I'm still sweating and my nose is running from this.
Speaker 2: The full sour patch kid Cereal, no one told you to.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, Eric, I'm bringing it home almost full so
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 2: Enjoy it like my mouth feels.
Speaker 1: Like pasty. Yes, okay, well follow us on Twitter again
Speaker 1: at Serial Killers PC. That cereal is with a C.
Speaker 1: I'm Scottie B. That's Andrew, and we love you for listening,
Speaker 1: and until next time, America.
Speaker 2: Wait, you just had some boy band moves when you
Speaker 2: were pointing like you did like like two like a
Speaker 2: hand and you put like your two fingers that were
Speaker 2: like that's sound, and I think I slapped my leg.
Speaker 1: We're out of our minds, so I have a nice day.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, and until next time. Crusch, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go vomit now.