WEBVTT - Your Christmas Decorations Are Overdone

0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappens.

0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:07.040
<v Speaker 2>All right, Froggy, it's all you, all right, our listener.

0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:12.119
<v Speaker 2>Dana is a massive, massive Christmas light decoration, and and

0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:14.760
<v Speaker 2>every year his display gets bigger and bigger and bigger.

0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:17.639
<v Speaker 2>It's become a neighborhood problem and a nuisance. He gets

0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:20.600
<v Speaker 2>letters from the association. So his thought of Rachel thought

0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:22.640
<v Speaker 2>it would be good if I call from the association

0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:25.320
<v Speaker 2>to tell him these things have got to come down.

0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:30.160
<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll see what happens in Froggy's phone. Tap. Oh, yeah,

0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:32.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking for Dan.

0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:34.960
<v Speaker 3>Dan there, Dana, Dana.

0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Who's this this is about? I'm the homeowners association president.

0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:42.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know you, you son of a bitch. I

0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:43.840
<v Speaker 3>get the whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa.

0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Wait.

0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:46.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't need any more letters from you about Christmas decoration.

0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Do you understand it's become a problem in the neighborhood.

0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:51.440
<v Speaker 2>Your neighbors around you are complaining, there's not enough parking.

0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.240
<v Speaker 3>Thing of my Christmas decorations. I'd like my Christmas decorations.

0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:57.240
<v Speaker 2>As you remember, last year, did across the street. Their

0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:59.680
<v Speaker 2>children were almost hit by cars that people trying to

0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:00.720
<v Speaker 2>come view your life to.

0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:03.240
<v Speaker 3>Say, not across the street. The hell is not just

0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:05.080
<v Speaker 3>across the street. I don't care what they do. I

0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:06.360
<v Speaker 3>don't care if they don't like it, the fact that

0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:08.480
<v Speaker 3>I celebrate Christmas. And you know what it was, it's

0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:09.960
<v Speaker 3>not she didn't object to do I'll tell you, or

0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.320
<v Speaker 3>to what it was the helicopter that cost me a

0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:14.280
<v Speaker 3>lot of money. With that helicopter, I thought it would

0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:16.759
<v Speaker 3>be different and entertain the kids. Bring the helicopter in

0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:19.920
<v Speaker 3>Santa Claus coming on the helicopter. They don't like that, Well,

0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:21.520
<v Speaker 3>that's too bad. That's technology.

0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:22.959
<v Speaker 2>How many lights did you have last year?

0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.039
<v Speaker 3>You don't pay my electric bill? And what do you

0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.120
<v Speaker 3>care how many light bulbs I got up? Anyway, suppose

0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:28.959
<v Speaker 3>I have ten thousand. What's the difference. I pay my

0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:30.640
<v Speaker 3>electric bill, you don't pay my electric bill?

0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:32.920
<v Speaker 2>All right, Dan, listen to me real quick, have you not?

0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:34.319
<v Speaker 3>Dan? It's Dana?

0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, excuse me. Last year though me. It's me

0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:39.320
<v Speaker 2>out down the road, people parked on their grass.

0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't care about Denis down the road. I don't

0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:42.479
<v Speaker 3>care about any of them.

0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:45.080
<v Speaker 2>You've got the loud music blaring over the speakers. That's

0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:48.000
<v Speaker 2>all set up to music. The lights are blinking. He blink, blink, blinking.

0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.240
<v Speaker 2>The people next door, they can't even go to sleep

0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:50.600
<v Speaker 2>at night.

0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:52.440
<v Speaker 3>The hell with the people next door. I don't care

0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.760
<v Speaker 3>about the people next door. Let them come out. They

0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:56.480
<v Speaker 3>can sleep in a damn manger for all I care.

0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.800
<v Speaker 2>And now I've heard this year you're gonna charge.

0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.200
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not gonna charge. If somebody wants to make

0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:03.920
<v Speaker 3>a contribution, that's good. I got a big jug out there.

0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.560
<v Speaker 3>Contributions accepted. I mean this is an.

0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:08.760
<v Speaker 2>Now you're making money off of the fact that you're

0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:09.640
<v Speaker 2>decorating your house.

0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:11.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm not making money. If you had to pay my

0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:13.440
<v Speaker 3>electric bill, you know, I'm not making money. If they

0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.560
<v Speaker 3>want to make a nice contribution, that would be very nice.

0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:17.679
<v Speaker 3>I suggest maybe two dollars three dollars top.

0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:19.560
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you just decorate the inside of your house.

0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:21.360
<v Speaker 2>We don't have any control of the inside of your house.

0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:23.000
<v Speaker 3>I can't decorate the inside of my house. My wife

0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:25.480
<v Speaker 3>won't let me. So I got fake snow just in

0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:28.000
<v Speaker 3>case it doesn't snow, and I got sands and blowers.

0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:29.840
<v Speaker 2>You're not going to be able to do it this year.

0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:31.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of course, I'm going to do it. Who hell

0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:32.440
<v Speaker 3>are you going to tell me I can't do it.

0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:34.280
<v Speaker 2>If you do it, we will place a lean against

0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:36.239
<v Speaker 2>your home. Sir, you will not be able to sell

0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:38.040
<v Speaker 2>your house. You will be evicted out of the neighborhood.

0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.240
<v Speaker 3>If you put a lead in my house, I'll put

0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:41.320
<v Speaker 3>a candy cane up your little holiday spirit.

0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Sure it's not going to happen. You're not going to

0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:48.320
<v Speaker 2>do it this year. Shoot, he's like over the top

0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:48.960
<v Speaker 2>of these lights.

0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:53.160
<v Speaker 1>He sends more on these Christmas places than penny guests.

0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:53.800
<v Speaker 3>To get for any best.

0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:56.040
<v Speaker 2>We're going to call him back now. I'm just going

0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:57.480
<v Speaker 2>to listen in and I want to see if he

0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:58.760
<v Speaker 2>tells you exactly what's going on.

0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:04.639
<v Speaker 3>Oh ta, hey, what do you want?

0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:06.519
<v Speaker 2>Are you okay?

0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:09.160
<v Speaker 3>I just got a rock and call from that guy

0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:12.239
<v Speaker 3>from the the homeowners association. I'm not. I'm still I'm

0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:15.240
<v Speaker 3>still pissed off at it. I'm sorry. What what time?

0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:15.880
<v Speaker 3>What do you want?

0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:16.600
<v Speaker 2>Wait?

0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:20.080
<v Speaker 3>He called you? Yeah, didn't you just let the hell

0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:20.480
<v Speaker 3>with him?

0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they have a point, you know, I have.

0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:26.560
<v Speaker 3>A point, Rachel. This is my house, this is my yard.

0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:28.480
<v Speaker 3>I do it for you. I did it for you

0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:30.080
<v Speaker 3>as a little kid. I do it for all the

0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.960
<v Speaker 3>little kids in the neighborhood and with the neighborhood association.

0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:33.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't care about them.

0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:35.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like we're in the middle of Times Square and

0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:37.880
<v Speaker 1>people come and they goalck at our house and this

0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:38.680
<v Speaker 1>their thing.

0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:42.800
<v Speaker 3>What Rachel listened to me this year, I'm adding something new.

0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:44.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm ending here, adding more.

0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:45.880
<v Speaker 2>It's are you so much?

0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.440
<v Speaker 3>Are you? A helicopter is going to come in through

0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:51.200
<v Speaker 3>the snow and it's gonna be a helicopter. Yeah.

0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Plena doesn't take a helicopter.

0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:54.560
<v Speaker 1>He comes in with the reindeer on the FLA.

0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:57.640
<v Speaker 3>No, no, we did that for years. This is different.

0:03:58.200 --> 0:03:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Dana, what if I come over you show up

0:03:59.920 --> 0:04:00.160
<v Speaker 2>to me?

0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:01.360
<v Speaker 3>Who is it?

0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Can I see it?

0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:04.040
<v Speaker 3>Who are you?

0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:06.520
<v Speaker 2>This is Froggy. If you remembers to be from the

0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:07.880
<v Speaker 2>Morning Show and you've been in phone.

0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:15.840
<v Speaker 1>Tapped the Elvis Duran phone tap.

0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.880
<v Speaker 2>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:20.719
<v Speaker 2>all participants.

0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:24.520
<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in

0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:25.320
<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show