Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappens.
Speaker 2: All right, Froggy, it's all you, all right, our listener.
Speaker 2: Dana is a massive, massive Christmas light decoration, and and
Speaker 2: every year his display gets bigger and bigger and bigger.
Speaker 2: It's become a neighborhood problem and a nuisance. He gets
Speaker 2: letters from the association. So his thought of Rachel thought
Speaker 2: it would be good if I call from the association
Speaker 2: to tell him these things have got to come down.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see what happens in Froggy's phone. Tap. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm looking for Dan.
Speaker 3: Dan there, Dana, Dana.
Speaker 2: Who's this this is about? I'm the homeowners association president.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you, you son of a bitch. I
Speaker 3: get the whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 2: Wait.
Speaker 3: I don't need any more letters from you about Christmas decoration.
Speaker 2: Do you understand it's become a problem in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2: Your neighbors around you are complaining, there's not enough parking.
Speaker 3: Thing of my Christmas decorations. I'd like my Christmas decorations.
Speaker 2: As you remember, last year, did across the street. Their
Speaker 2: children were almost hit by cars that people trying to
Speaker 2: come view your life to.
Speaker 3: Say, not across the street. The hell is not just
Speaker 3: across the street. I don't care what they do. I
Speaker 3: don't care if they don't like it, the fact that
Speaker 3: I celebrate Christmas. And you know what it was, it's
Speaker 3: not she didn't object to do I'll tell you, or
Speaker 3: to what it was the helicopter that cost me a
Speaker 3: lot of money. With that helicopter, I thought it would
Speaker 3: be different and entertain the kids. Bring the helicopter in
Speaker 3: Santa Claus coming on the helicopter. They don't like that, Well,
Speaker 3: that's too bad. That's technology.
Speaker 2: How many lights did you have last year?
Speaker 3: You don't pay my electric bill? And what do you
Speaker 3: care how many light bulbs I got up? Anyway, suppose
Speaker 3: I have ten thousand. What's the difference. I pay my
Speaker 3: electric bill, you don't pay my electric bill?
Speaker 2: All right, Dan, listen to me real quick, have you not?
Speaker 3: Dan? It's Dana?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, excuse me. Last year though me. It's me
Speaker 2: out down the road, people parked on their grass.
Speaker 3: I don't care about Denis down the road. I don't
Speaker 3: care about any of them.
Speaker 2: You've got the loud music blaring over the speakers. That's
Speaker 2: all set up to music. The lights are blinking. He blink, blink, blinking.
Speaker 2: The people next door, they can't even go to sleep
Speaker 2: at night.
Speaker 3: The hell with the people next door. I don't care
Speaker 3: about the people next door. Let them come out. They
Speaker 3: can sleep in a damn manger for all I care.
Speaker 2: And now I've heard this year you're gonna charge.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not gonna charge. If somebody wants to make
Speaker 3: a contribution, that's good. I got a big jug out there.
Speaker 3: Contributions accepted. I mean this is an.
Speaker 2: Now you're making money off of the fact that you're
Speaker 2: decorating your house.
Speaker 3: I'm not making money. If you had to pay my
Speaker 3: electric bill, you know, I'm not making money. If they
Speaker 3: want to make a nice contribution, that would be very nice.
Speaker 3: I suggest maybe two dollars three dollars top.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just decorate the inside of your house.
Speaker 2: We don't have any control of the inside of your house.
Speaker 3: I can't decorate the inside of my house. My wife
Speaker 3: won't let me. So I got fake snow just in
Speaker 3: case it doesn't snow, and I got sands and blowers.
Speaker 2: You're not going to be able to do it this year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, I'm going to do it. Who hell
Speaker 3: are you going to tell me I can't do it.
Speaker 2: If you do it, we will place a lean against
Speaker 2: your home. Sir, you will not be able to sell
Speaker 2: your house. You will be evicted out of the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: If you put a lead in my house, I'll put
Speaker 3: a candy cane up your little holiday spirit.
Speaker 2: Sure it's not going to happen. You're not going to
Speaker 2: do it this year. Shoot, he's like over the top
Speaker 2: of these lights.
Speaker 1: He sends more on these Christmas places than penny guests.
Speaker 3: To get for any best.
Speaker 2: We're going to call him back now. I'm just going
Speaker 2: to listen in and I want to see if he
Speaker 2: tells you exactly what's going on.
Speaker 3: Oh ta, hey, what do you want?
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 3: I just got a rock and call from that guy
Speaker 3: from the the homeowners association. I'm not. I'm still I'm
Speaker 3: still pissed off at it. I'm sorry. What what time?
Speaker 3: What do you want?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: He called you? Yeah, didn't you just let the hell
Speaker 3: with him?
Speaker 2: Maybe they have a point, you know, I have.
Speaker 3: A point, Rachel. This is my house, this is my yard.
Speaker 3: I do it for you. I did it for you
Speaker 3: as a little kid. I do it for all the
Speaker 3: little kids in the neighborhood and with the neighborhood association.
Speaker 3: I don't care about them.
Speaker 1: It's like we're in the middle of Times Square and
Speaker 1: people come and they goalck at our house and this
Speaker 1: their thing.
Speaker 3: What Rachel listened to me this year, I'm adding something new.
Speaker 3: I'm ending here, adding more.
Speaker 2: It's are you so much?
Speaker 3: Are you? A helicopter is going to come in through
Speaker 3: the snow and it's gonna be a helicopter. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Plena doesn't take a helicopter.
Speaker 1: He comes in with the reindeer on the FLA.
Speaker 3: No, no, we did that for years. This is different.
Speaker 2: Hey, Dana, what if I come over you show up
Speaker 2: to me?
Speaker 3: Who is it?
Speaker 2: Can I see it?
Speaker 3: Who are you?
Speaker 2: This is Froggy. If you remembers to be from the
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