WEBVTT - Quarterback Sneak - 9.30.26

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Nephew, what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, ready for the prank?

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<v Speaker 4>Good.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, then. This right here is called Quarterback Sneak.

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<v Speaker 3>quarterback sneak. Thank you. All right, CatDog, if you would.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello? Can I speak to Candace?

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<v Speaker 1>This is she.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Candace, this is Tony. Are you Isaiah's mama?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you Isaiah's mama?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I am.

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<v Speaker 5>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 4>My name is Tony. I'm DeAndre's daddy. DeAndre, they played

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<v Speaker 4>on this past season, they played on the football team.

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<v Speaker 4>They played on the Seahawks together.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, but like Why are you calling me?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm calling you for a particular reason. Let me

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<v Speaker 4>tell you what's going on. This whole past football season,

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<v Speaker 4>your son Isaiah, he was a starting quarterback, right?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he's a starting quarterback. He works real hard. Like, that's...

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<v Speaker 5>That's his position.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let me go and say this. I already know

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<v Speaker 4>that my son DeAndre is way better than your son Isaiah.

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<v Speaker 4>I already know that.

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse you?

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<v Speaker 4>No, ain't no excuse me. I'm not going to excuse

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<v Speaker 4>myself about this. I've been waiting to get you on

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<v Speaker 4>the phone so I can tell you exactly what's going on.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me tell you something. When the season come back around,

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<v Speaker 4>when they get ready to play again, I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 4>right now, my son DeAndre going to be starting. Please

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<v Speaker 4>know that. Trust me, I swear to you, I know

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<v Speaker 4>what you did for your son.

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse me, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 5>Who the f * * * do you think you

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<v Speaker 5>are calling me, telling me that your son is going

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<v Speaker 5>to take my son's position on the team? How do

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<v Speaker 5>you even have my number?

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<v Speaker 4>I got your number from a reliable source. One of

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<v Speaker 4>the parents gave me your number.

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<v Speaker 5>But what kind of mental problems you got calling my house,

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<v Speaker 5>telling me about how your son is so... Your son

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<v Speaker 5>is like not barely even on the team. He's not

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<v Speaker 5>even starting.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, no, my son ain't starting, okay? But he going

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<v Speaker 4>to be starting next year, okay? But I know what

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<v Speaker 4>you did for your son to be starting. Trust me,

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<v Speaker 4>I know what you did, Candace.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't do anything. My son earned his position. So,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I don't really get what you're saying here.

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<v Speaker 5>You're talking about talking some big game about your son

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<v Speaker 5>taking my son's position. Like, first of all, I don't

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<v Speaker 5>even know who you are. I don't know how you

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<v Speaker 5>got my number. Like, these are kids. It's really not

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<v Speaker 5>that serious. Like, they're kids out there having a good time.

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<v Speaker 5>trying to play a game. Like, I haven't seen you

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<v Speaker 5>at a game.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know who you are.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know who the fuck you think you are,

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<v Speaker 5>stepping up, being like, my son is going to take

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<v Speaker 5>your son's position. Like, what kind of fucking crazy are you?

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<v Speaker 5>You're calling me out of nowhere. You're calling me nowhere,

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<v Speaker 5>out of the fucking clear blue. I'm just minding my business.

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<v Speaker 5>My son is playing his game. Who the are you

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<v Speaker 5>and why are you calling me?

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't been to no games, but I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>be there on next season. I'll be there, okay? Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, you could try. You could try. You might

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<v Speaker 5>not want to come because your son still ain't starting.

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<v Speaker 4>But let's go on and get to the reason why

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<v Speaker 4>I called you. I already know why your son started.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go on and be real.

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<v Speaker 5>My son is starting? What?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 5>No, my son is starting because he earned his position.

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<v Speaker 5>He's the best on the team.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Your son don't got no kind of arms. You're

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<v Speaker 4>saying that, Candace, but are you sure your son ain't

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<v Speaker 4>starting because maybe you slept with Coach Bryant?

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<v Speaker 5>What? Wait, excuse you?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you sleep with Coach Bryant so your son could

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<v Speaker 4>get that position? Did you do that?

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<v Speaker 5>Your mama slept with Coach Bryant with her dry ass.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why your son ain't playing. Who the fuck do

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<v Speaker 5>you think you are accusing me of sleeping with a

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<v Speaker 5>goddamn coach?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, hey, I'm just letting you know I know what

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<v Speaker 4>you did for your son. You don't know shit.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't know shit. You don't know shit.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you're saying you ain't slept with Coach Bryant.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what you're saying. So Isaiah started because they just

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<v Speaker 4>picked him to start.

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<v Speaker 5>You are f * * * ing crazy. First of all,

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<v Speaker 5>you're going to have to talk to.

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<v Speaker 4>My f * * * ing.

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<v Speaker 5>Husband because these accusations are ridiculous and out of control. Like,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know who the f * * * you

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<v Speaker 5>think you are calling in the house accusing me of

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<v Speaker 5>sleeping with the f * * * ing coach. My

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<v Speaker 5>son earned his position on the team. He's like, who

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<v Speaker 5>the f * * *? Who the f * * *

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<v Speaker 5>do you think you are?

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<v Speaker 4>You are straight-blooded. Who is your husband?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is that?

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<v Speaker 5>My husband is Curtis, who you don't know because you

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<v Speaker 5>ain't never showed up for your own damn son.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Curtis. Your husband's name is Curtis. Okay, okay. So

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<v Speaker 4>I tell you what, I need to talk to Curtis.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I need to do.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, you're going to more than talk to Curtis. You're

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<v Speaker 5>going to catch some f * * * ing hands

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<v Speaker 5>from Curtis with that mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all good. So let me answer this. You're talking

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<v Speaker 4>about Curtis that drives trucks? That Curtis.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm talking about Curtis, my husband, in my house. You

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<v Speaker 5>don't know who we are because you ain't never showed up.

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<v Speaker 4>You ain't nobody.

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<v Speaker 5>Your kid is nobody. This whole phone call is bull.

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<v Speaker 5>And you need to call back into whatever hole you

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<v Speaker 5>came out of because I am not here for this.

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<v Speaker 4>Curtis is a truck driver, right?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you lucky he ain't run your ass over yet.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay. You're talking about Curtis. Now, can I tell

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<v Speaker 4>you something else that I done found out about Curtis?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I tell you that?

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<v Speaker 5>I kind of don't want to hear anything that comes

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<v Speaker 5>out of your mouth at this point.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, just the last thing I'm going to say out

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<v Speaker 4>of my mouth. Can I just tell you what I

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<v Speaker 4>know about Curtis?

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<v Speaker 5>You better make it quick.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to make it quick. Curtis got me to

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<v Speaker 4>prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy Candace from

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<v Speaker 4>the Steve Harvey morning show. You just got pranked by

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<v Speaker 4>your husband, Curtis.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>We're on the.

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<v Speaker 5>Radio right now?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you're not on right now, but you're going to

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<v Speaker 4>be on in the morning, though.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my goodness. Like, my heart is racing right now.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to.

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<v Speaker 5>Jump through the phone and tear up your throat. Are

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<v Speaker 5>you kidding me? My husband put you up to this?

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<v Speaker 4>Your husband got me to call you, baby. He said,

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<v Speaker 4>your son is an amazing quarterback. I said, cool, we're

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<v Speaker 4>going to do this.

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<v Speaker 5>Yo, you don't understand. My chest feels like a vice

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<v Speaker 5>right now. I want to kick you in the throat. Oh,

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<v Speaker 5>my God.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Ken, it's 2020. You got to tell me

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<v Speaker 4>one thing. What's the baddest, and I mean the baddest,

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<v Speaker 4>radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 5>Steve Harvey in the morning. Oh, my God, I'm sweating, yo.

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<v Speaker 3>And there you have it. Quarterback sneak. Quarterback sneak.

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<v Speaker 1>That was crazy. That was crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it. I get it. When they say stupid,

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<v Speaker 3>I get it. I get it. I pay attention.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So did you play quarterback growing.

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<v Speaker 4>Up, Tommy? No.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know what? A great idea. You play quarterback.

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<v Speaker 3>We're quarterback.

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<v Speaker 2>The most intelligent, required position on the field. I know

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<v Speaker 2>how to play quarterback. You're going to get a stupid

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<v Speaker 2>boy to ball every play.

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<v Speaker 1>No touchdown. Junior played football, too, right, Junior?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, there you go, Shirley. There you go. See what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying? What? Then when I sting you back, then

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<v Speaker 3>you think something wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, that's the opposite. No, I can take it.

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<v Speaker 1>You start. You can't take it. You can't take it.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh-uh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, uh-uh. You're not going to put that on me. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to put it on me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to fight with you.

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<v Speaker 4>But you started.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not starting it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey, hey, don't raise your voice.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, don't. Hey, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Once she put that foreign.

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<v Speaker 2>Top on, with them Sally Jesse Raphael glasses, now we

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<v Speaker 2>got to deal with all this. And don't ask me

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<v Speaker 2>what kind of top it is, that way I don't

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<v Speaker 2>get in no trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a freaking kimono, you guys. It's just a kimono.

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<v Speaker 3>It's from overseas. Let's just leave it at that.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's got something to do with some people that

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<v Speaker 2>don't look like us.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it a hand or arm?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a dragon, Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Dang. So the dragon got arms?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's the same dragon that's up over the doorway.

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<v Speaker 3>So, I mean, is it Game of Thrones dragon?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>No, these dragons kind of have like a funny expression

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<v Speaker 2>on their face.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to tell you what type of dragon

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<v Speaker 3>it is. Why don't you just get a muumuu like

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<v Speaker 3>everybody else? Why you got to.

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<v Speaker 4>Wear it on me?

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<v Speaker 1>What's she wearing?

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<v Speaker 3>A muumuu.

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<v Speaker 1>Who wears muumuu's?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on Shirley Too Jazz. Well, I do. I do

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<v Speaker 3>wear a muumuu.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not, Carla. I've never seen you in a muumuu.

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<v Speaker 3>Carla, you got a muumuu?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>A muumuu and margaritas with my girlfriend. Please don't post that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe that. I do not believe that, Carla.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.