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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: morning show? Hello, you're on, I see you. Sorry, everyone,

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Speaker 1: I'm judging you and you and you stop poking. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. It may not

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Speaker 1: be fifteen. It maybe thirteen, and maybe fourteen. It maybe

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Speaker 1: twenty five. We don't care. But it needed a name. Hey, So,

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Speaker 1: good morning or good afternoon or good evening. Froggy, good morning.

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Speaker 1: And there's Gandhi and Scary Straight and Eate. There's Scotty b.

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Speaker 1: There's Danielle. There's Garrett Brody sitting down in his beautiful den.

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Speaker 1: Hi Brody in the den. We're missing producer Sam. She

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Speaker 1: come in. I don't know. She's not usually in the podcast. Okay, hey,

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Speaker 1: so let me ask you what are we doing today?

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Speaker 1: We had a theme weird shame, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: Nate is not folks trying to find my thing. Well,

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Speaker 1: we were going to talk about the strangest thing you

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Speaker 1: bought online. We started that yesterday. But why didn't you

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Speaker 1: bring it in today? What you're supposed to bring it

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Speaker 1: in for showing to I don't have it yet, but

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you. It's arriving today. Okay. So The

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Speaker 1: theme is the what the dumbest thing you've ordered online

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Speaker 1: is that? When it started? Because I will show you.

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Speaker 1: I was on eBay and I was like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: remember this game called Fatigo. You guys remember that. You

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Speaker 1: absolutely love Stigo. It's like chest meats Risk. Anyways, my

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Speaker 1: brother and I would always play, an it would always

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Speaker 1: kick my ass. There was one time where I was

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Speaker 1: about to win and then he takes the board and

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Speaker 1: throws it across the room. And I haven't played Statigo since.

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Speaker 1: So I found the exact it scarred you. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I mean I finally won, right, But I found

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Speaker 1: the same box from the eighties that we had, the

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Speaker 1: same set. It has all the pieces, It's barely been touched.

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Speaker 1: It's like red and blue pieces, right, remember the marshal

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Speaker 1: in the general and all this stuff. Anyway, I found

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Speaker 1: the exact thing, and it's arriving today. I can't wait

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Speaker 1: because this is supposed to be stupid, crappy order that.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, so I had. I could have bought

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Speaker 1: it right in the box that they currently have, but

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Speaker 1: I wanted the same looking box that we had growing up.

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Speaker 1: So instead of spending I had to spend eighty five dollars. Wow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but the quality is way different. It's much better back

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Speaker 1: in the eighties. The pieces are made of crap. Now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's got to smell. The box has a few like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, mildew stains or something, but the pieces

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Speaker 1: in the set is all intact. So I can't wait

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Speaker 1: for that to get here today. Well, I mean, look

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Speaker 1: at light right. You buy a light right now, and

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Speaker 1: it's this thin and it's not the same Back in

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Speaker 1: the day. It was that big box with the pins

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Speaker 1: that you pay. Yeah. Back then it was the same

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Speaker 1: size as a sign in Times Square. Kids today right, So, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: what stupid crap did you buy online? Okay, so it

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Speaker 1: was a gift for Lisa for Christmas. But it's something

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Speaker 1: that we're all using and it really is very stupid,

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Speaker 1: but it works so good. It is a T shirt folders.

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Speaker 1: It's like the one they use in the stores at

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Speaker 1: the gap. Ye look at this. So you take the shirt,

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Speaker 1: you take this shirt and you put it on there

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Speaker 1: and you fold it and then you take as the

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Speaker 1: shirts laying there, you take this side and it folds

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Speaker 1: the stuff over and you take this side. I get

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Speaker 1: a shirt and demonstrate you can't do it holding it

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Speaker 1: up in the air. And then you take your shirt

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Speaker 1: done and you fold it and your shirt is perfect.

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Speaker 1: It seems like a lot of how do you get

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Speaker 1: the perfect shirt off of the contraption. It's just it's

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Speaker 1: laying there the whole time. It's just just like Lisa,

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Speaker 1: very similar. Wow, you must be watching. If you bought

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Speaker 1: me gifts like that, I've just laid there. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: Yes on the on the Elvis or in Morning Show Today,

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Speaker 1: Danielle asked a question about who T shirts were designed for,

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Speaker 1: why they were invented, and she said it was for

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Speaker 1: guys who were too dumb to iron or so buttons. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so frog, he just took it one step further, took

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Speaker 1: the dummies T shirt and found a device because he

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Speaker 1: right now, who shirt Christmas present? No, it's not. You

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Speaker 1: know what? If you know if you had one, you

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Speaker 1: so nicely. Now, so buy me one and send it

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Speaker 1: you bought your wife? Hey, what do you have? Okay?

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Speaker 1: any of you guys ever tried to pluck a nose hair? Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like hell? And then Neer specifically says, don't stick this

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Speaker 1: I need to get rid of a nose hair. Enter

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Speaker 1: the tiny little razors. These are specifically for your facial hair.

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Speaker 1: I know you're not supposed to stick it in your nose,

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Speaker 1: It's just gonna be right here. Use those in your ear,

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Speaker 1: like if you have ear hair. It doesn't say where

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Speaker 1: to use it. It It just says sharp stainless steel blade

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Speaker 1: for quick, precise facial grooming. It's called Japanesque not a client,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, it doesn't tell you where not to put it.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be sticking those up my holes. But you

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Speaker 1: know I have the electric uh nose hair trimmer. It's great.

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Speaker 1: the only one with a random nose hair that needs

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Speaker 1: looks like Don King's head. Scary's scary for God to

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Speaker 1: bring his show and tell dumbthing he bought online and today,

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Speaker 1: so he's going to show us on a photo. Right,

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Speaker 1: So I wanted to go Google to look for a picture,

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Speaker 1: a super Mario Brothers light box lamp that I bought

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Speaker 1: it's still my batteries. No, it plugs in. It's just

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Speaker 1: think it's kind of cool. Thank you, guys. I mean,

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Speaker 1: here in the Northeast? Is I heard? It's Mario? Hold on,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the northeast. I don't say, Mary Brodie, what

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Speaker 1: were you trying to say? Brodie's levels are really low today,

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Speaker 1: By the way, what's up, Brodie? I'll raise the game.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you talking to the microphone? Why Brodie? What

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Speaker 1: Scary And now I said, he doesn't keep that lamp

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Speaker 1: Is it better? Yes? Now we can hear your never

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Speaker 1: what's your brain today? All right? So for Christmas, my

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Speaker 1: I bought this thing. Right, So what it what's it doing? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My god, flies, that's not a waste of money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's this card right here. It's Mark Jackson. But here's

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Speaker 1: the thing. He played for the Knicks at the time,

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Speaker 1: they killed their parents. Fabulous. Now I love that. I see.

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Speaker 1: cocktail napkins that say looks like it's fucked this ship o'clock. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I have some towels so when you visit, you

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Speaker 1: fucking hands. So I bought something else, which was just

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Speaker 1: the biggest waste of money for me, and you guys

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Speaker 1: know me, the productivity planner. It open. When am I

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Speaker 1: Danielle and I went to Staples because I wanted to

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Speaker 1: was like, stuff like, this is a waste for me

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Speaker 1: productivity at daniel what did you bring in today? All right?

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Speaker 1: So my husband loves squirrels and he collects like all

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Speaker 1: he sells houses because he's a realtor and he makes

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Speaker 1: he ever ask you to use it while you're in bed?

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Speaker 1: Yet he does? Yeah? I love it. And it sounds

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Speaker 1: what do you bring in? What stupid thing did you order?

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Speaker 1: What is it? It's yeah, that brody? What stupid thing

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Speaker 1: to Scottie. It's my box of miniwheats. Maple brown sugar

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Speaker 1: I've got this exactly card I love that Brodie. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with it. What about you, Nate? What stupid crap did

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Speaker 1: you buy off online? I started this conversation. That's right,

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Speaker 1: Because that wasn't stupid at all, you know, that's the

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