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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret to tell us, just text us let us know,

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Speaker 1: and then we'll call you up and we'll be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us what your secret is. And remember,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. Because we keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody who wants to tell us a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right

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Speaker 1: now is Kanye West's unused medication. Oh god, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: where it's been. It's just been waiting to call us

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Speaker 1: for a dirty little secret. How are you great? How

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Speaker 1: are you not too bad? Thank you for asking. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you have a lot of dirty little secrets. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I've been pulled over a handful of times for

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Speaker 1: speeding tickets. Oh naughty, naughty? Is that your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: That's I have no speed speeding tickets. I have been

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Speaker 1: kind of beater. Yeah, okay, so just speeding tickets, not

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. No, but I've come up with

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Speaker 1: a way to get out of speeding tickets. Oh really,

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Speaker 1: that's good information. We'll listen close jubil I don't need

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Speaker 1: I get out of so many tickets. It's crazy. I

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Speaker 1: get out of a lot of situations because he's famous.

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Speaker 1: Who I am? Yeah, I mean I don't think that's

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Speaker 1: all the time, because you know, I haven't been famous forever.

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Speaker 1: It was born famous. Well. Also, also the radio doesn't

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Speaker 1: really do that much, you know, but does a little.

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Speaker 1: I have gotten pulled over a lot and gotten out

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Speaker 1: of it. Um and usually what I've noticed my way

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Speaker 1: to get out of tickets, and I've gotten out of

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Speaker 1: a lot of tickets. Being super honest shocks the cops

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Speaker 1: usually with me, like I'll just be like, yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: it's being man, I'm sorry, I've tried. Doesn't work. It really,

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Speaker 1: It's always worked for me because their faces like they

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Speaker 1: were waiting for an excuse. Usually they're like, huh, I'm sorry, Uh,

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Speaker 1: Kanye's unused medication expired? Why what how do you get

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Speaker 1: out of speeding ticket? Yeah? What's your st bring it back? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I U Basically I just lay it on them that

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Speaker 1: I have to go to the path after really bad,

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Speaker 1: that I have to poop, that I have really that

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Speaker 1: bad diarrhea. I think it's from a bathroom and then

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Speaker 1: you cannot keep me here. I need longer every time.

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Speaker 1: Every time, Okay, that's funny to talk to me about,

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Speaker 1: like why are you speeding? And I'm like, I gotta

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, Like I'm so sorry, how can

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Speaker 1: we keep this somewhere else? Wow? What do the cups say?

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Speaker 1: I mean, they usually looked at me like is she joking?

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Speaker 1: But then I keep going and then they're like, oh crap,

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Speaker 1: like okay, I'm sorry, like go ahead, like just don't speed.

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Speaker 1: Then there's been a few that like I've had to

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Speaker 1: play it up completely, and it took them a lot

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Speaker 1: longer to be like okay, what just keep going? How

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Speaker 1: did you play it up? Just like a lot of

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Speaker 1: anti movements like kind of shaking my legs, jumping up

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Speaker 1: and down. I feel like, not to be sexist, but

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Speaker 1: I feel like that is a thing that would not

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Speaker 1: work as well for dudes, Like I feel like that's

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Speaker 1: something where for your cup, like oh, she's gotta you know,

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Speaker 1: but if I guided it, yeah, yeah, right, you know

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Speaker 1: it as I heard that before, or they'd be like whatever,

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Speaker 1: just go. You know how long it takes you guys

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Speaker 1: to poop. It's just that couldn't know. That's meant that

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Speaker 1: couldn't get you out of any speed ticket because all

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Speaker 1: cops well no, no no, no, no, all guys. But if

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Speaker 1: it's a guy, then you'd be like, yeah, right, it

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Speaker 1: takes us sixteen minutes to get one of them out,

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Speaker 1: unless it's irea though, because that will come quick. But

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Speaker 1: still I don't think they'd believe it. No, I think that.

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Speaker 1: I think that. I think it's more likely to work

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Speaker 1: for a woman. But thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 1: tip on how to get out of a ticket kind

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Speaker 1: of wests medication. I'm gonna try next time. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: you should please pull it back to us. Alex and

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Speaker 1: I are Mary. By the way, he didn't know. That's

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Speaker 1: why I say that because in case people just tune in,

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Speaker 1: I have to tell that if they've already knew that,

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening long enough to know that. Um, you

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Speaker 1: should drive everywhere from now on and try to get

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Speaker 1: pulled over, because I want to be in the car

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Speaker 1: when that happens. On the way you do that, I

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Speaker 1: want to see you try to fake that you have

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Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom really bad to get out

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Speaker 1: of a ticket. Jewel speeds everywhere we go and he

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Speaker 1: never gets pulled over with me at least, Like, I

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Speaker 1: don't understand that I don't get pulled over that much.

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Speaker 1: Why right, I'm getting pulled over today? Yes, now that

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Speaker 1: we said I'm getting pulled over today, it I mean

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Speaker 1: I like going fast and getting places quick, so I

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Speaker 1: don't mind it. I'm just like, how do you not

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Speaker 1: get pulled over? Like Ricky Bobby over there? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: wanted to go fast. What's your dirty little secret,