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Speaker 1: Okay, what do you want to cookie?

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Speaker 2: Hassan Piker's dog needs a cookie?

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Speaker 3: Like, well, you got you got cancer for that ship.

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Speaker 3: But you guys had a shot callar on me for

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Speaker 3: the first two years of the podcast and that's fine.

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Speaker 2: Well okay, you never got shipped for that, And what

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Speaker 2: about that's so different?

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Speaker 3: It is different because I liked.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, they don't make shot collars big enough to

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Speaker 4: wrap around that giant fucking dog's neck, right Like, that's

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Speaker 4: that's my think.

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Speaker 3: There's just one part that shocks it, and you can

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Speaker 3: change the beau. I remember, you guys got a.

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Speaker 2: Shot collar for you. I didn't even know that ship

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Speaker 2: was real, Like.

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Speaker 4: To be mad as, don't start talking about the scars.

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Speaker 1: Don't start talking about the scars on your neck. Kai.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't going to. I was going to mention that

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Speaker 3: my neck is so small and thin and delicate.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, that's like so if I had two

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Speaker 2: belts right now, I can make it into a huge belt.

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Speaker 2: So that's what we had to do. We got three

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Speaker 2: shot collars for the average full adult dogs.

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Speaker 1: So kind does need three belts for his waist?

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Speaker 3: Famous I actually don't need three belts and actually the

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Speaker 3: size of the shot collar was the same diameter as

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Speaker 3: a livestrong. Was skinny neck, like I want, I want

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Speaker 2: Actually not even man, I would even argue that same

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Speaker 2: thing for women, Like when people start talking about like

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Speaker 2: necks and stuff like very rarely has like my neck

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Speaker 2: made me insecure the only thing. I'm just okay, I

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Speaker 2: can't wear turtlenecks.

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Speaker 3: Because you have a gorgeous neck.

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Speaker 2: Famously, it was not like gorgeous neck is crazy.

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Speaker 4: She's the throat though, like famous.

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Speaker 2: I'm headed into like a very strict celibacy.

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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 4: So I went to Catalina. Catalina Island is an island

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Speaker 4: off the coast of la and I went for a

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Speaker 4: friend's birthday and.

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Speaker 1: It was so fun.

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Speaker 4: It was literally like it was a fucking blast. And

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Speaker 4: it was just a bunch of like gay couples like

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Speaker 1: It was just cute, and it.

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Speaker 4: Felt like a very very safe space, like it felt

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Speaker 4: like you could be gay and be okay.

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Speaker 1: Well, we get it tends to.

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Speaker 2: Happen when you're like in a bubble of really good people,

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Speaker 2: you like in the middle of Gotham and.

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Speaker 1: You're like what, yeah, yeah, well we are leaving the island.

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Speaker 4: And then like before we leave, like birthday Boy was like,

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Speaker 4: yeah Catalina exactly. And there's this dude sitting in the

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Speaker 4: buys like Birthday Boy drinks and he like like herb

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Speaker 4: jello shots and then like he's teaching me like the

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Speaker 4: ways of this bar. And it's like if you get

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Speaker 4: a shot glass and you take a shot and you

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Speaker 4: wrap it around the entire bar, everyone in the bar,

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Speaker 4: on your tab. And I was like, and he was like,

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Speaker 4: don't do it.

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Speaker 1: It's a scam. It's impossible.

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Speaker 4: Like I've only I've been here every day of my

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's when you maybe should have started, like, eh,

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Speaker 2: friend exactly day.

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Speaker 1: But he was in a red hoodie and like he

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Speaker 4: And then I'm like, you know what went in roam.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get a jello shot. So I go to

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Speaker 2: And I've never had a yellow shot. Oh actually that's

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Speaker 1: You literally just died.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, the size of a fucking Rubik's cube.

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Speaker 4: It was the biggest jello shot. It was like you

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Speaker 2: It was like it was gelatinous. That's fun.

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Speaker 4: But anyways, I'm like standing at the bar, I'm waiting

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Speaker 4: And I'm like yeah, like obviously, like there's like and

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Speaker 1: I was We were like uh like no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: Like, I have a question. I have a question. And

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Speaker 4: it's gonna He like knew immediately that it was going

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Speaker 4: vitriolic hatred.

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Speaker 1: Like it was like a flip.

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Speaker 2: It was like a flip of a swing.

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Speaker 1: It was to say, it was a flip of a switch.

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Speaker 4: And I like, I think homophobia is funny, Like I

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Speaker 2: Literally, it's like it's not even that it's funny. It's

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Speaker 1: I have to laugh.

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Speaker 4: And he just like looks at us and He's like,

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Speaker 4: do y'all always have those like loud piercing, disgusting feminine

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Speaker 4: I immediately laugh, and then my friend was like get

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Speaker 4: And then so basically we were like we were harassed

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Speaker 2: I would have literally called over the bar tender two angels, angels.

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Speaker 4: Guess what I fucking did what? I went to the

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Speaker 1: So I got my lick back.

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Speaker 2: Wait, he was there through that whole thing.

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Speaker 4: I mean he lives there, like he literally like is

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Speaker 4: there all the time. But I cleared that bitch out,

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Speaker 4: what No, But.

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Speaker 2: That's so scary. Ell ship Like that is when I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we have to go back to like I guess it

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Speaker 2: does take two to tango. I need my concealed carry.

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Speaker 3: We have to clockwork Orange, that guy with the Saturday Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Videoturday is there all the time. Should we go back

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Speaker 2: and we should stab him? We should lure him, We

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Speaker 2: like we were being friendly with him, and then we

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Speaker 2: can each take a turn at stab him. What the

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Speaker 2: fuck is that?

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Speaker 3: I actually don't know?

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Speaker 1: Brute? Y'all don't know? Etu brute?

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Speaker 2: Back up, bitch, because first of all, you might be

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Speaker 2: mispronouncing it.

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Speaker 4: No ed to brute? Edu brute? Is even you brutus?

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Speaker 4: You too, brutus. It's William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar. It's when

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Speaker 4: like his best friend like stabbed him.

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Speaker 2: Did you know what's fun?

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Speaker 1: They took turn stabbing him and he was like, even

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Speaker 1: you that a reference? Small?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm not kidding. Growing up in the third worst

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Speaker 2: I rarely know anything about Shakespeare. I've never read To

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Speaker 2: Kill a Mockingbird. I've never read any of the like

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Speaker 2: the classic school criteria that was set for children to read.

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Speaker 2: Never once did a teacher like make me read.

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Speaker 4: Who performed at y'all school? Oh you know who's gone?

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Speaker 1: Right? Now Shamar, Shamar is going to like middle schools.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my fourth grade Pep Brolly, that's pretty cool. Blew up.

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Speaker 2: He was a star. I have to like girl?

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Speaker 1: Was he his songs?

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Speaker 2: I don't No, I can't think of the song.

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Speaker 4: Wallet did perform, though you've I mean, you've stood by Wallet.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know, I can't remember what song he was, Like,

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Speaker 4: Wait, no, y'all, we're not connecting the dots here. We're

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Speaker 4: not connecting the dots here.

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Speaker 1: Walle Wali hmm, I've been noticing that.

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Speaker 2: I'm more focused on the fact that I'm like, have

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Speaker 2: I been saying Walle and it wasn't Walley. But I

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Speaker 2: from the fourth grade Pep Brawley I'm referencing, and obviously

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Speaker 2: it's the fifth graders who filmed it, because all the

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Speaker 2: But I'll look at the video and I'll play it

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Speaker 2: too all after. But we're gonna have to correct me

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Speaker 2: because I think I I might have been just saying

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Speaker 2: who was on stage and that was like random friend.

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Speaker 1: It was the principal.

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Speaker 2: Me and all my friends were like so and so

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Speaker 4: No, that's a thing because Shamar is going to schools

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Speaker 4: right now and bitches lose their fucking mind And honestly,

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Speaker 4: Shamar's new management has changed his life. Like I literally

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Speaker 4: like seeing like Shamar's like growth is literally amazing, Like

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Speaker 4: these kids lose their fucking minds, like and it's to

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Speaker 4: the point where he like low key needs security because

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Speaker 4: out of him, Like it's crazy. Ah, Like I I

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Speaker 4: love Shaman.

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Speaker 1: Are I literally love Shamar?

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Speaker 2: Like in schools, it was already pushing it that we

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Speaker 2: did college shows. I know, yeah, that was like they

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Speaker 2: had the.

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Speaker 4: Well you know, you know, you know drag cream. Drag

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Speaker 4: creams are reading books to kids and libraries, No, char

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Speaker 4: is just the creams are reading books to kids in libraries.

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Speaker 2: Samar thinks like the aliens are getting surgeries, like Chamar

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Speaker 2: might think the aliens are getting free surgery, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean, Like he kind of like he's so

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Speaker 2: funny and I'm not calling him dumb, but he teeters

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Speaker 2: in like I've never seen somebody who teeters on the

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Speaker 4: I got hit crem the second time in Katalina, but

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Speaker 2: That actually makes me know.

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Speaker 2: My dream thing I wanted was those Mermaid tales. Like

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Speaker 1: I would have loved that They're gonna need a bigger

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Speaker 4: But it was Pirates Week and it comes come come

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Speaker 4: They like jerk, They jerked me off, torture, it was

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Speaker 4: cops for sexual assault cases because it's just like a

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Speaker 3: The Mermaid Fest, the pirate fest.

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Speaker 1: The mermaids are chilled. The mermaids chill.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, because the mermaids are usually women. Like,

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Speaker 2: let's keep it real, likeman, no one's raving about Murman.

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Speaker 2: There's never even even for these little five year old

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Speaker 1: Wait there, there's actually like an angle that here.

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Speaker 4: We get really ripped and we go to the this

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Speaker 2: All these girls and you know what, that actually might

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like how there's furry boys and furry girls,

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Speaker 4: I've been going down the furry pipeline crazy recently, a

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Speaker 4: furrey pipeline. Yeah, like I'm not I'm not a furry yet,

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, It's it's like how we've talked about like

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Speaker 2: of that because I'm like it's kind of like in

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Speaker 2: you had access to how it's made.

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Speaker 4: I can put some respect, I know, once you start

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Speaker 4: like inflating your suit and like making it have like

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Speaker 1: Or like it's like they text ferries like I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't like.

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Speaker 2: But if it's a cute, humanly objectifying like the animals,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what, Like, it didn't need huge tis.

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Speaker 4: Actually actually no, it didn't need huge tits. Like actually,

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Speaker 4: now that I think about it, the moth needed giant

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Speaker 3: I'm impressed by the like monoculture of furry culture because

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Speaker 4: Mono culture, like the Kayu used another word the other

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Speaker 4: day where I was like, oh that was sexy.

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Speaker 3: What was it?

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Speaker 1: I can't remember?

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Speaker 3: Was it bottom? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah it might have been bottom.

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Speaker 2: Bottom was always bottoming? You said, like these girls are

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know what it is, but this just

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Speaker 5: Lost bottomizing, like you know, not the bottomizing.

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Speaker 2: It was like who takes the blood?

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Speaker 1: Oh, bitch, bitch. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes the way we feels like we're like some weird

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Speaker 4: I forgot. I forgot the duality of being a gay man.

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Speaker 4: I get hate crimed. And then two days later, my

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Speaker 4: life because I was gay.

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Speaker 1: Oh it was. It was so chic. It was like,

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Speaker 2: That's the sweet thing about Actually, that's the only benefit

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Speaker 1: But I took a picture with the bowl.

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Speaker 4: And it's the scariest picture ever. But the tomatoes are

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Speaker 4: hear me say I want tomato, so he had to

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Speaker 2: There is a fucking freak because you don't get lettuce

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Speaker 1: Well no I did. I was gonna get lettuce, but

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Speaker 2: It was literally still like get scared of the lettuce there?

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Speaker 2: Because I do. I like, yeah, I can kind of

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Speaker 2: it's just an establishment. It's like every time I eat Wendy's,

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Speaker 2: I think about how in fourth grade I got a

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Speaker 2: in it. Every time I'd beat in Wendy's after that,

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Speaker 2: it's all that's in my head.

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Speaker 3: I eat a bug.

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Speaker 4: Also, I don't know if this is this like a

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Speaker 4: like the reason Chipotle tastes so good is because of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because the the wooden forks. Well, wooden forks.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry because this is not gonna help with

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Speaker 2: the way I'm being viewed right now, but I stole

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Speaker 2: a bunch of wooden forks. I hate wooden forks. I'd

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Speaker 2: much rather plastic fork. I'm really sorry. Like, I I

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Speaker 2: but like also I kind of just rather learn take

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Speaker 2: that shit home. If it's like that, have silverware at

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Speaker 4: Know, Like I guarantee forks or wooden forks are probably

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Speaker 4: like worse for the environment.

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Speaker 1: Than a plastic fork.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, they just feel off. There such a

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Speaker 2: sense actually issue for me.

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Speaker 1: Redact that statement of meeting. I'm learning that.

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Speaker 3: We should use the plastic that's made out of potatoes

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Speaker 3: or whatever. My Celia be like, oh, this is a

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Speaker 3: this is a we should just.

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Speaker 2: Use our fucking hands, get a fucking tortilla, rip some

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Speaker 2: of it off, scoop some of your bowl up and

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Speaker 2: eat it with your fucking or do that with chips.

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Speaker 4: Ever since I learned that, I mean not learned, but

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Speaker 4: It was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me.

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Speaker 2: When you had that like revelation and also shook me.

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Speaker 2: But I don't think I cared.

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Speaker 6: As much because, like, Kai, what were you saying, Oh,

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Speaker 6: I'm impressed by the esthetic consistency of furry costumes, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to go in there and turn the whole

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Speaker 4: never seen.

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Speaker 3: Before, because it could easily be like Josiah's face or

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Speaker 1: Yeah weird.

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Speaker 2: You mean, like how people are able to just take

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 3: Feels like it's drawn by the same artists.

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Speaker 4: You know, there's furry costumes with zippers from the front

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Speaker 1: Someone in their furry costumes.

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Speaker 2: Probably mainly to piss and shit.

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Speaker 4: No, no, it's I was reading comments under this furry

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Speaker 4: shit because he had a zipper on his There's one

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Speaker 4: furry that wears like really really nice clothing, like like

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Speaker 4: Wrath Simmons and Rick Owens and shit, and like his

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Speaker 4: and being dressed dripped out in Rick Owens, like that's

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Speaker 4: And then I found dude I'm in so deep, like

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Speaker 4: I'm like into like the furry like dramas like that.

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Speaker 4: I like, I know, like there's like specific characters that

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Speaker 4: like if other furry creators like collab with this guy,

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Speaker 4: they get in trouble and.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's like beef.

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Speaker 4: And like there's like this one guy that like became

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Speaker 4: like how infan.

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Speaker 2: Anybody anybody who invantilizes himself. I don't fucking understand because

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Speaker 2: I had like a very tumultuous, all full childhood, great

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Speaker 2: in its own ways, but I am never nostalgic to

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Speaker 1: I don't know that.

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Speaker 2: I like that's why you don't see me like sitting

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Speaker 2: like yuas I miss prom. I miss high school because

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Speaker 2: I couldn't give a fuck, like I don't have to

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Speaker 2: go back. I don't understand it at all, because like

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just so weird, like ew bitch

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Speaker 2: you like, and I'm somebody who I've always lived in

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Speaker 2: such a clinically depressed brain, like I also have no

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Speaker 1: Is this is this a bad time to tell you

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Speaker 1: that I wear the dude?

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Speaker 2: That's what you get up to.

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Speaker 4: I suck a binki? No, yeah, I mean that's why

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Speaker 4: my jawline is.

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Speaker 1: So like flat.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but do you suck a binkie like in your

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Speaker 2: free time or is it with.

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Speaker 4: Like all time, just not around y'all because I know

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Speaker 4: y'all wouldn't be able to handle it.

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00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,080
Speaker 2: And you're like, in public, you're sucking on a binkie. Yeah,

443
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,639
Speaker 2: what about if like a follower, somebody stops you, do

444
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,720
Speaker 2: you just like rip it out?

445
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,840
Speaker 4: There's plenty of photos of me with pinky in my mouth,

446
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,800
Speaker 4: with binky, with binky. I got a bunch of blood

447
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,680
Speaker 4: drawn this week. I did two days back to back,

448
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:18,360
Speaker 4: obviously for my bloody prostate, and they took like fourteen

449
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 4: vials of blood two days in a row. And I

450
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,679
Speaker 4: was like, this is a lot of fucking blood, Like,

451
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,719
Speaker 4: oh my god, I can't believe I forgot about this, bitch.

452
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 4: I got hate crimed another time on the way home

453
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 4: from that Chipotle bowl. I was walking back home. Tell

454
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,399
Speaker 4: me why a guy is parked at the light. I'm

455
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,680
Speaker 4: crossing the street and he.

456
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,679
Speaker 1: Goes, you got a Mario mustache? And then I was

457
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 1: like what and he was like, bitch, your dressed like Luigi.

458
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:56,000
Speaker 4: And then I was like, oh, oh wait, I will

459
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 4: this was the outfit.

460
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 2: I hate crime.

461
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 1: Does anything that like is get it towards me right now?

462
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say, but I kind of feel him, you

463
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 2: really do know, Yeah, it really was like very Luigi co.

464
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:12,879
Speaker 1: It was funny.

465
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,679
Speaker 2: I was a bit cross faded out at night. I

466
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,120
Speaker 2: would assume I'm in the passenger seat of somebody's car

467
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 2: about to also get chpolin and I saw you walking out.

468
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 2: I would have to say, yeah, no, it was.

469
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 1: It was. It was so valid and we were crying

470
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 1: laughing with him.

471
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 2: But I know, but I wish he said you look

472
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:33,399
Speaker 2: like a gay bitch ass version. That would have been

473
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 2: him calling it for what it is, telling.

474
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 1: The goddamn truth, the truth, the truth.

475
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 2: Because why waste your time and your breath unless you're

476
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 2: speaking the truth.

477
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 4: But I got fourteen vials of blood taken two days

478
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 4: in a row. Day one I literally had never felt

479
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,200
Speaker 4: worse in my life.

480
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 1: I had like a headache.

481
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 2: Day one, no blood.

482
00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 1: Day two. I also felt terrible. That is that?

483
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 4: What?

484
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 1: Girl? What the fuck are you saying?

485
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 2: Just like you want you saying, you're recounting like the

486
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 2: symptoms post just me.

487
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 4: I'm getting somewhere. Let me get there, Let me fucking

488
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,439
Speaker 4: get there. Well, now the joke is ruined. I was

489
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 4: gonna say, I was gonna say, is this what people

490
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 4: who get bit by vampires feel?

491
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 2: Like?

492
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: You can see them in notes? But my phlebottomist was

493
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 1: fucking crazybotomist.

494
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 2: Girls are always phlebotomous.

495
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to talk about the cookie monster PJ

496
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 4: pant wearing girl to phlebottomist pipeline, because like there's a

497
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 4: there's a very clear path there.

498
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 1: That we're not observing or like really thinking about.

499
00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 2: But bad bitches are just always like in some fucking doctor.

500
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 4: They're always like they're always can't they care? They care

501
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 4: like that's the thing they cared about mere period. They

502
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 4: cared about me in high school and now they care

503
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 4: for me later in life.

504
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 1: They take my blood.

505
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 4: But my phlebotomus was actually fucking crazy, like she was

506
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 4: like she she was really fucking.

507
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 2: Mean, I'm kind of over it because at this point,

508
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 2: I feel like you're seeking out people with weird No.

509
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 1: It was Quest.

510
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 4: It was literally like Quest, like blood Draw, like it

511
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 4: was just like a It was a place that everybody

512
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 4: goes to. But I think what happens is I provoke it,

513
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 4: like I like when I I like.

514
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 2: I guess you open the door. You make people feel

515
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 2: comfortable in a way. It's like I do too, by accident.

516
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 2: It really is We're living in a loneliness epidemic, so

517
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 2: you can say anything to any human.

518
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,160
Speaker 1: And they're like, well.

519
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 4: I could tell she was having a bad day because

520
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 4: she was really mean to like someone that didn't have

521
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:56,120
Speaker 4: an appointment that was like waiting, and I felt really

522
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 4: bad because this woman like could not understand what she

523
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 4: was saying. And then she called my name and I

524
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,159
Speaker 4: was almost like, girl, just take my appointment, like I

525
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 4: know you need this more than I do.

526
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 1: But I went back because I'm a coward.

527
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 4: And I was sitting there and she was just like

528
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 4: banging on her fucking keyboard, just like angry as shit,

529
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, she's like really upset at

530
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 4: something right now. So I was just like so like

531
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 4: I already knew the answer to this question, but I

532
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 4: just wanted to.

533
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: Like get her. I don't know, I don't know. It's

534
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,119
Speaker 1: kind of weird. Is it weird that I, like that

535
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: are provoking this one? Yeah?

536
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 4: No, but I just was like, why why do you

537
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 4: have to fast before blood work? And then like she

538
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 4: like went on her tangent, and like I was like, oh, cool,

539
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 4: that's so interesting.

540
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: I never knew. I knew, but I just acted like

541
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 1: I didn't.

542
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 4: And then she started talking about and she was like,

543
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 4: and don't even get me started about sugar free food

544
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 4: and like went on this like hateful, hateful rant about

545
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 4: people eating like sugar free food and it turning to

546
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 4: carbs and their guts.

547
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: And then she like went on this rant.

548
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,679
Speaker 4: About Celiac's disease, which I was like, oh wait, I

549
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 4: need the researches because this is kind of tea. But

550
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 4: she was like like point zero five percent of the

551
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 4: population actually has disease, like everyone else like is just lying, like.

552
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 1: Is literally they're literally just liars. But yeah, this is.

553
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 2: The second time this year you've said some anti Celiac

554
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 2: disease rhetoric, and I'm really curious where this all stems from.

555
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,360
Speaker 1: Just like kids in because I self.

556
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 2: Diagnosed Celiac disease as of right fucking now. I just

557
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 2: like I thought about the symptoms I've heard of and

558
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 2: can remember off the top of my head, and I'm

559
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: pretty sure I am.

560
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 4: That's that's that's why, because kids in high school would

561
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 4: be like, like, I'm Celiac, I'm Celiac, you know, And

562
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 4: I'm like, girl, no, you're literally not Celiac.

563
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 2: I'm Sillyac.

564
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 1: I'm silly Yac.

565
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 4: I'm silly you're Celiac. More like you're silly yack. Y'all

566
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 4: remember the hermit crab store in the mall.

567
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 2: The wall, oh, like the Kiosks that would sell stinky

568
00:26:58,119 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 2: fucking crab.

569
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 4: There was like a store called like it was like

570
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 4: a hippie store. Hold on, I got a find imember.

571
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 2: Sunk.

572
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 3: I only remember going to like Fares and they would

573
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 3: sell hermit crabs at.

574
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: Fairs hippie store in the mall that sold the hermit crabs.

575
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 2: Can you eat hermit crabs?

576
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 3: M hm?

577
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,199
Speaker 2: Are there people who will go to war if I

578
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 2: talk down on hermit crabs? Is like probably, especially now

579
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: that I've.

580
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 4: Earth fucking down y'all, did y'all have earth Bound in

581
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 4: y'all mall. No, it was this hippie store that sold

582
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 4: like crystals and bullshit, like it was all like made

583
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 4: in China, fake crystals, died with like alcohol inks, like

584
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 4: just like the whole nine Yards. And they would always

585
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 4: have this giant like like half aquarium open top with

586
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 4: like a million hermit crabs in it with like different

587
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 4: painted shells, and it was definitely like healthcare violations and

588
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 4: definitely like those animals were tortured, and it is really sad.

589
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 2: I think I No, I don't think I've ever been here.

590
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 2: I think I I've been here recently when I was

591
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 2: in Georgia, I went into one to get a Stanley cup.

592
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, they they've completely pivoted. They're not they're not what.

593
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 2: They've done some bush. Yeah, they've just lost their flavor.

594
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: And it's partially because their flavor was malpractice.

595
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 4: No literally, Also, like it is kind of crazy that

596
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 4: like hermit crabs are like a starter pet for children,

597
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 4: because like, bitch, those are the most tortured souls on

598
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 4: this planet. They like, who if you get reincarnated as

599
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 4: a hermit crab like you did some reasons.

600
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I can really argue if

601
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 2: I give a ship, because if you threw a hermit

602
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 2: crab into a boiling bag thing and chunk it up

603
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 2: and threw it at me, I'd be like.

604
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: I mean people, people eat them, but they're really creepy.

605
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 4: They're always like in their shell, like rubbing their ass

606
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 4: like exactly, like I'm not kidding.

607
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: They literally if.

608
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 4: You look up, like a video of a hermit crab

609
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 4: in a clear shell, like, they're always like fucking like

610
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 4: fingering themselves.

611
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: It's like fucking crazy.

612
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 2: I would pay money if there was a world where

613
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: like I can see you do that with zero genitalia,

614
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 2: like smooth over like a barbie, but naked in the shower,

615
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 2: cleaning yourself like.

616
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: That, and yeah, you know I have dick and balls

617
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: right stop. And if I twerked in.

618
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 4: Front of you, oh, you would hear it clapping and

619
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 4: you'd see it swinging from behind and hitting my taint.

620
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 2: That's like so fucking foul, like that's actually disgusting.

621
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 3: My god, car whoa, sorry, I'm just imagining the hollow

622
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 3: clapping sound.

623
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 4: It's like please, like please, yeah, you can make it

624
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 4: clap by yeah wait, okay, guys, hold on, I'm ready

625
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 4: to reveal this. I have a aape and it has

626
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 4: a squishy on it. It literally has a squishy on

627
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 4: it and a screen.

628
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 2: It's so disgusting. It's so foul. You know what's crazy

629
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 2: is it's so foul. It made me revert back to

630
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 2: using a jewel like. It made me look down at

631
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 2: my my vapes and I was like, no, I can't.

632
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 4: I When you hit it, it literally like warns you

633
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 4: that like you're smoking nuclear Like look.

634
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: Like that's the nuclear logo.

635
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 2: It's it's microdosing sye op imagery to you.

636
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 4: Exactly should I bring back Drew sye up Corner. I

637
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 4: got an email yesterday from someone saying bring it back please.

638
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 2: If y'all really want it back. I'm gonna need the

639
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 2: top comments of a few TikTok compilations to get into

640
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 2: a ring like those rednecks. I just saw my TikTok

641
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 2: account this morning and duke it out, and whoever's the

642
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: winner has to then be the sole proprietor of all

643
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 2: of the CONTENTI corner like, that's what I need.

644
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: Also, I drank machine parts from AMC. You drank it, yes?

645
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 2: Oh like you did you have? Like E did you

646
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 2: go to get soda and oh yes, oh yeah, I

647
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 2: know about this. This is fucked up.

648
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: I went to see the.

649
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 4: Thirtieth in Adversary of Casper, and I was like, you

650
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 4: know what, like I need a big, fat, stinky soda

651
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 4: soversary of Casperm.

652
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 7: It was.

653
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: It was so fucking good like it was. It was

654
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: so sweet.

655
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 2: This is a good time to tell you that I

656
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 2: if somebody looks back in an episode, I randomly said

657
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 2: I got you something that was like a surprise for later.

658
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 2: And it was a screening of David Lynch's Dune I

659
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 2: think at like the Hollywood Cemetery but or something like that.

660
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 2: It was for the twenty fifth, but it got postponed,

661
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 2: but they didn't say to when they just said it'll

662
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 2: be it's ped Oh that.

663
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 4: Just gave me full body chills. I want to see

664
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 4: that so bad in theater. That's so special.

665
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

666
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not at the Cemetery. I don't know why

667
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 2: I thought that. I think that's because we're going there tonight. Yeah,

668
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: it's at the United Theater on Broadway on Saturday, October

669
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 2: twenty fifth. Oh my gosh, delaid, we don't have information

670
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: on a new date, hold on to your tickets.

671
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: Wait, that's crazy, girl, What that is crazy?

672
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 2: Do I get what all that fussed about Chapel quitting

673
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 2: for the VMAs was about? I feel girl. Damn.

674
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 4: I had big plans, but I went to the thirtieth

675
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 4: anniversary and needed it. Needed a big, fat, stinky soda.

676
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 4: So I went to the Coca Cola Freestyle Machine Cola,

677
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 4: which I I think that's one of God's great It's

678
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 4: gets to humanity as the Coca Cola Freestyle machines, Like,

679
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 4: I think they're so special, they're so fun.

680
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm like in the future. Every time

681
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: I wait it.

682
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 2: For like thirty years from now, there's going to be

683
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: whatever replaces YouTube, some vlog of someone in our age

684
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: group purchasing a lost one and refurbishing it to use it.

685
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 4: How I make one thousand dollars a month passive income,

686
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 4: and it's like putting a Coca Cola Freestyle machine outside

687
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 4: of a dollar station.

688
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but famously I do.

689
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 4: Half cherry vanilla mister PIB and then I fill up

690
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 4: the rest with regular mister pip because the ratios of

691
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 4: syrup are really off, like it's really fucked up, And

692
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 4: so I had my soda, drank the fuck out of it.

693
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 4: I never finished them, but I finished this one crazy

694
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 4: like I was so.

695
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: Thirsty, said yeah, Drew. Also, that's not true. You finish them,

696
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,479
Speaker 2: but never in the theater. Takes them home and they

697
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 2: can last upwards of two days.

698
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 3: That's really good.

699
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 4: They sit on the floor of my room and I

700
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 4: just hit it like it's a fucking vape over two days.

701
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: But I was like, you know, I need a refill, like.

702
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 2: Get like it's a vase. It's so funny.

703
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: I really do you like?

704
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 2: Go oh? I been used to crouch into the kitchen.

705
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 2: You need a mini fridge in your room so you

706
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 2: can recreate that line.

707
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: I was told that recently.

708
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,479
Speaker 4: I was told that recently that I need to get

709
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 4: him any fridge, and I.

710
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 2: Don't actually do that because you would piss me.

711
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't ever, I literally can't do that. I

712
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 4: was like that that is crossing a line.

713
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: Fridge like although a necessity, even a mini fridge in

714
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 2: like a hotel room.

715
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 3: They don't work.

716
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 2: They're not going to use this cabinet, but why is

717
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 2: there a fridge in my cabin.

718
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: They literally don't work.

719
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 4: It like actually heats up my food randomly, like it's

720
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 4: like actually a microwave.

721
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,439
Speaker 2: I know you don't need a microwave because at any

722
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,399
Speaker 2: hotel room, you can open that little thing and put

723
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 2: your food right between.

724
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: The crack in the sidebridge and it'll just like cook it.

725
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 3: I'm just glad that the strap box works or the

726
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 3: safe sorry, the strap or the safe.

727
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the like you're like a gun or.

728
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 3: Oh at dildo. It's the box that you put your

729
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 3: strap in so nobody else, so no one else uses it.

730
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 3: Because there's typically eight to twelve people staying in the room.

731
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 4: You split it between eight and twelve people in frontally.

732
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: Literally literally press play. That is so funny.

733
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 4: But I was like, fuck, y'all, I'm getting my free

734
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,280
Speaker 4: refill through AMC A List.

735
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: I'm a member, and.

736
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 4: I get into the line and the goal the member

737
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 4: line is always longer in the regular line, and it

738
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,919
Speaker 4: every time I see people in the A list line

739
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 4: waiting in it, and I'm like, I'm just going to

740
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 4: the regular line because I'm gonna go before like twelve

741
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 4: of y'all, Like.

742
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 2: You don't shoots by.

743
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally, it's like it's like the stock market, y'all.

744
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 4: If you're ever in traffic. If you're ever in traffic,

745
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 4: just stay in your lane.

746
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: If you start, why not.

747
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 2: Just say it's like traffic. It's not like the stock market.

748
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: No, because traffic in the stock market are the same.

749
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 4: Like, just stay in your lane, your business, don't sell.

750
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 2: I think the stock market is the devil it is.

751
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 2: I think it's the devil. I think it's it's demonic.

752
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 2: It's demonic. It's demonic. It's demonic. It's demonic. It's demonic.

753
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 2: Like I literally, I like, I can't.

754
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 4: It's like I don't want to live in late stage capitalism,

755
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,959
Speaker 4: Like I really don't want to.

756
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: Like these I exactly.

757
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 4: It's like I have to use an iPhone, like it's

758
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 4: it's just a part of our life.

759
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: And I know that it's really.

760
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 2: Bad actually live off the ground.

761
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 4: But it's like that with the stock market. It's like

762
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 4: it's there, like I might as well take advantage of it.

763
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, like everybody does. I mean, that's like

764
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 2: that was one of those things. What really led to

765
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 2: the loneliness epidemic getting so bad for men was during lockdown,

766
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 2: women were doing things like getting on animal crossing and

767
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 2: crocheting and like whatever, and men were getting robinhood and

768
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 2: like putting the twenty bucks they had into random coins

769
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 2: and losing it and then trying again and not telling

770
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 2: anybody because it was kind of a gambling addiction. So

771
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 2: you can't really tell anybody that that's why you don't

772
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 2: have money is because you essentially were a part of

773
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: like the new age digital beanie baby method.

774
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 4: This that is the realist ship and most observation you've

775
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 4: ever had in your life.

776
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: I just need to give you because.

777
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 2: I call you gay everything.

778
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 4: Yeah that is true, and I'm not I couldn't think

779
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 4: it's not that fuck shit, But guys, let me finish

780
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 4: this fucking AMC story. Like I'm still on it somehow,

781
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 4: Jesus fucking Christ.

782
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 2: It's because I interrupt you every like for you.

783
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 4: I also interrupt myself, Like why did I go on

784
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 4: an A list tangents?

785
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: Because you need? Yeah, I bet it would make me

786
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: want to kill myself.

787
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 4: Like it's so dark that the come down from an

788
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 4: adderall her of ivance is like the most evil thing

789
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 4: of all time.

790
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 2: It's literally like that Liminal Space game, but with yourself.

791
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: No literally, it's like I'm running from myself.

792
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 2: With yourself and like the thing that will cure. It

793
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 2: is eating a meal, but you have no app so

794
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 2: you're running after an apple tire.

795
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 4: I'm hungry, but I what the fuck was I saying? Oh,

796
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 4: I get my go to get my refill before we leave,

797
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 4: And the machine is like just spraying out like it's

798
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 4: just sprang out carbonated water. All of the other machines

799
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 4: were shut down, and then all of a sudden, the

800
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 4: syrup starts like spraying all over the place. Like it

801
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 4: literally looked like venom was like coming all over like

802
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 4: the inside of this like freestyle machine, Like it was

803
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 4: like splatting, like it was like like like it was

804
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 4: like really crazy, no literally like literally, and then weird

805
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,760
Speaker 4: off line.

806
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: I know what do you mean by we make.

807
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 2: It like a weird thing? Why is a little why

808
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: we're talking about square like kind of makes you think

809
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: that little square subliminal messages that they're playing in the

810
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 2: are gonna way It is subliminal.

811
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: It's always soliminal, eminal.

812
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 2: There's almost like a seliminal build up happening.

813
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: They're trying to manipulate the youth.

814
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 2: Because there's a calcium deficicants.

815
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's a calcium.

816
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 2: Defiancy there's a calcium defiance.

817
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 4: It's everybody has a vitamin D defiancy.

818
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: It's crazy, like we need to get in the sun more, y'all.

819
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 4: But oh my fucking godd I'm never gonna finish this

820
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 4: goddamn story.

821
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 2: You can't believe you.

822
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 4: Got prescribed, like meg, it was like twenty five thousand,

823
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 4: Like it was like the biggest dose ever. But this

824
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 4: freestyle machine like is spraying everywhere, and I'm like not

825
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 4: even thinking about it. All the other ones are shut down,

826
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 4: So I just like kind of like like it's like

827
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 4: a game at cuppy chuck e cheese. I like catch

828
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 4: some syrup splats, like I moved my cup around, and

829
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,760
Speaker 4: then I catch some like carbonation, and I catch more splats,

830
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,280
Speaker 4: and I catch some carbonation.

831
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: And I perceive syrup.

832
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 4: I proceed to make the most perfect sodo of all time,

833
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 4: and then went home. Was just drinking it throughout the night,

834
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 4: and then drink a little bit the next day.

835
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: And then two days later I go to throw the

836
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: cup away, feel something shaking.

837
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 4: Around, and I'm like, there's no fucking way there's ice

838
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 4: inside the soda still.

839
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: Making doesn't melt. Yeah, Yeah, it's plastic ice. It's plastic ice, y'all.

840
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: They're putting plastic in our ice, you know, Yeah, but

841
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 1: it's made of wax.

842
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 4: But open it up and look inside and there is

843
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 4: like Coca Cola freestyle giant machine parts like inside my soda,

844
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 4: like giant, y'all, like this big. And I was just

845
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,959
Speaker 4: like sipping on like macro plastics.

846
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 2: Like it was like, not macro plastics. You were sipping on.

847
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 2: What's the shot you need if you step on rust?

848
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: Tetanus?

849
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were sipping on tetanus.

850
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,359
Speaker 1: No two days.

851
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 4: All I was thinking about was like the like high

852
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 4: school like a MC workers that are tasked with like

853
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 4: cleaning those machines, and how poorly of a job they did.

854
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: Because I was tasked.

855
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 4: With cleaning fountain soda machines and I just did not

856
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 4: do it because it was the worst job ever.

857
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 2: So ill and carts now. So, speaking of Thailand, all,

858
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 2: I need to call my mom and see if she.

859
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: Took Thailand all while she was pregnant.

860
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 2: Were cleaning below.

861
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 4: I have a sneaking suspicion my mom took Thailand on

862
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 4: when she was sneaking. Suppicion, Mom, Yeah, did you take

863
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 4: Thailand all while you were pregnant with me.

864
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:52,280
Speaker 7: I heard about that. Why why are you asking? I am,

865
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure I heard about it a couple of

866
00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 7: weeks ago. And I'm pretty sure that's why you're gay.

867
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 2: Oh wait, no, I think she must read the news.

868
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 4: No, Mom, it causes autism, not gay.

869
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:21,359
Speaker 2: That was okay, a little bit of reflecting to do.

870
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: Okay, that was really weird. Mom. Okay, but I love you.

871
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if you actually do.

872
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 3: Wait. That was so funny. She's so fucking funny.

873
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 2: I think she meant it though.

874
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 3: Series that was real, Are you actually gay?

875
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: Wait?

876
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 2: Is the tailand that did it? Because you?

877
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 4: No, guys, shut The causes Autismland.

878
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 2: Causing autism is the most like funk. I'm trying to

879
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 2: think of, like the equivalent of a rumor you would

880
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 2: hear in middle school or elementary that was like, oh,

881
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 2: it's like it's not a thing.

882
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like if you're wait, hold your hand up

883
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 1: to your face.

884
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 2: No, because that's so you can slam me in the face.

885
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 2: Bitch the fuck you want to hit a woman?

886
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: Yes, like that's all I want to Thailand makes.

887
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 2: You an aggressive piece of shit and not autistic.

888
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I actually I didn't think about that. Yeah, hmmm,

889
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,240
Speaker 4: wait did we ever find out if that was real?

890
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 2: Like scientifically? Yeah, I feel like that sounds like some

891
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 2: bullshit just to make autistic people feel bad. Like what

892
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 2: it's just like, okay, we got the turns people, we

893
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 2: got the black people, we got the Asian people, we

894
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 2: got the Latin people. Who else is on the black

895
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 2: autistic just start shooting darts out like.

896
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 5: Every minority group. But I feel like it was literally

897
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,240
Speaker 5: just like the CEO or some shit of like Thailand

898
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 5: all pissed off Trump and he was like, let's fucking

899
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 5: that's destroyed.

900
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: What's crazy is like a seaman and a.

901
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: Semen with a cenamen a turnum fan amen with cmen.

902
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 4: I'm sleeping with the family. Wait me, when I'm on

903
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 4: a navy boat and there's a human with a fish

904
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 4: human fish hybrid, a seman with a finn.

905
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 2: Why did you have to mention the navy. I thought

906
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 2: you're going to say, like a fleet of gay men.

907
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: Well, semen, Navy gay men. It's like the same thing.

908
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, the guy who groomed me was in

909
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 2: the Navy, so you know.

910
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 1: Just talking about getting groomed today.

911
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 2: It never fails to just become like, oh my god,

912
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 2: what a silly time like that was like if only.

913
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 4: Oh, I forgot to tell you all, I'm literally I'm

914
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 4: literally sixteen years old.

915
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

916
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 4: I'm literally oh sho, my biomarkers are literally like, I'm

917
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 4: literally sixteen and.

918
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: We're not these kind of things.

919
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 2: I'm just like, what does that mean? Like, what does

920
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 2: that mean? Can I hit your nuclear babe? Because my

921
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 2: jewel is dad. Guys, there's jewel too. I was in

922
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: London and there's jewel too. I bought the pods, but

923
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 2: I'm stupid and I was high, and I was just

924
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 2: so excited to see flavored pods that I just bought

925
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 2: two packs. And the guy was like, Mom, I'm just

926
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 2: not gonna work for you for your jewel, and I

927
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 2: have a jewel, shut up. And then I realized I

928
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 2: didn't have the proper jewel. But I was just so

929
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 2: busy living in the present that I never looked for

930
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 2: the jewel. But I got back home and I realized

931
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 2: I need that. So if anybody in London, basically this

932
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 2: is my plea. If anybody in London wants to get

933
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 2: arrested or something and wants to sell a jewel to

934
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 2: device on eBay or Amazon or whatever.

935
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 3: Let me know, Wait, what's the difference between the sequel.

936
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 2: I think the sequel is because didn't like Jewel get

937
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 2: completely bastardized and like shunned because they were like one

938
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 2: of the first brands that was making like children vapes,

939
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,240
Speaker 2: like flavors. So I think Jewel two is the same company,

940
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 2: or it's a company that's just ripping their swag. I

941
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck because I put anything in my

942
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 2: mouth already. Rain was like, you shouldn't get that because, like,

943
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 2: you don't even know if it's the real Jewel company.

944
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, literally, look at this. This has

945
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 1: a squishy in it.

946
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 2: I would buy it. If they can mix a jewel

947
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 2: with a bang and Olufsen speaker, I'd buy one for

948
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:43,919
Speaker 2: every room in the house.

949
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 1: M tee.

950
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:51,760
Speaker 4: But my biological age is sixteen, and I found out. Guys,

951
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 4: remember my allergic reactions story from years ago. Didn't know

952
00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 4: if it was muscle, oysters, clams, or shrimps. Well, I'm

953
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 4: allergic to shrimp, y'all. It was shrimped the whole time,

954
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 4: shrimp the whole time, and I've been eating shrimp and like,

955
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 4: my mouth.

956
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 2: Would be fucking dying for I know, crazy you eat

957
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 2: shrimp all the time, so we think it's prawn shrimp.

958
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got to be like Tiger some ship like

959
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,879
Speaker 1: because that I think it was like Tiger. So we'll see.

960
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 2: So you really do have a broke palette.

961
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 3: M hmm.

962
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 2: Wow, it's amazing.

963
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, talk about your SNL experience. Oh it was

964
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: so fun and get on camera. Get on camera for

965
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: it too.

966
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 3: No, no, I can't get on you can I go.

967
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 2: Get a jewel pod because oh yeah, of course, of

968
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 2: course I just had to ask Papa permission.

969
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 3: Okay, So my SNL experience, I'm just gonna say it

970
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 3: right off the bat. It was a movie.

971
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: It was literally it was extremely I don't think an

972
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 1: you knows.

973
00:47:53,920 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 3: It was extremely cinematic. Basically, I was out there partially

974
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 3: to take a business meeting, and I went out with

975
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 3: the people that I had the meeting with, who is

976
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 3: a gay guy named Benny Drama and then his hag

977
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 3: Mary Beth Barone. And they are also on the show

978
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 3: called Overcompensating, which is very funny. You guys should watch

979
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 3: it if you haven't. But we went out to this dinner,

980
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 3: and then we all went to SNL because they were going,

981
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 3: I think, as they know Tucker's manager, and then I

982
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 3: obviously no talker, you're dating that right exactly. So we

983
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 3: all went and it was so fucking awesome. I really

984
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 3: thought that that experience was not going to live up

985
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 3: to my expectations because I don't really watch SNL anymore,

986
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 3: but I feel like, as like a teenager, I watched

987
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 3: it for like five years pretty much. And what's crazy

988
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 3: is watching the show and then also watching thirty Rock,

989
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 3: you kind of create this mental model of what it

990
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 3: looks like and then you get there and it's you

991
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 3: kind of know where things are, like watching thirty Rock especially,

992
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 3: you know like where this ages and whatever always and yeah,

993
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 3: and it was so fun. Tina Fey was there almost.

994
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really jealous of the episode. Dude, you you

995
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 2: got to like the whole It's amazing. Also, like you

996
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 2: pairing up with like the funniest duo like to me,

997
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 2: Benny and mary Beth. To me, they've always been the

998
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 2: two Like if you put me and Drew, if we

999
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 2: were the little like models that came in those plastic

1000
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 2: kits of like grow a boyfriend. You know when you

1001
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 2: first get the kit and it's that size and then

1002
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 2: it's all big and like there's no more wrinkles on

1003
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 2: it because it's all volumptuous. I'm saying, they Benjamin Button,

1004
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 2: and they're getting more collagen as they grow, and I

1005
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 2: love that it is.

1006
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: It is incredible how good they look.

1007
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,439
Speaker 2: And also they're not even both like two years older

1008
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 2: than us, aren't they both?

1009
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 3: Like I think Benny's my age and Mary, yeah, they're like, oh,

1010
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 3: well forty eight.

1011
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 2: I thought they were.

1012
00:49:55,239 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 3: Both twenty he's twenty two. He's drop shipping ag being.

1013
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 2: Able to go to that with two funny people who

1014
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 2: you already have, like I'm assuming a relationship with them.

1015
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,320
Speaker 2: I don't know them personally, like, but going there and

1016
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 2: then somebody you know and love is performing on like

1017
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 2: such a huge thing and you get to see fun

1018
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 2: Amy as the guest dude. I was just like, I

1019
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 2: am really it seemed really fun. I'm very happy, so fun.

1020
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 3: Charlie was there. I talked to Charlie.

1021
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 2: That's so yeah.

1022
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: Talk to Troy.

1023
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 3: Talk to Troy. They're both really fun. Abit uh yeah,

1024
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 3: Troy was like I saw I was like, I don't

1025
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 3: even know if Troy knows who I am. And then

1026
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 3: he walked aut to me. He was like he had

1027
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 3: screenshots of a story that I posted like a last.

1028
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,760
Speaker 2: Time I saw him, all he did was talk about

1029
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 2: you what Yeah? At a party together. Was at Tyrrell's party.

1030
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 2: I walked in and I was dead sober, and I

1031
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 2: was so like just in that stage where it was

1032
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 2: when I first started taking prozac, so I didn't have

1033
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 2: like I still had a bit of anxiety, and I

1034
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 2: was like, because I would knock out and I wasn't

1035
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 2: smoking weed, so I was so scared. And I walked

1036
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 2: in and I think maybe Benny was there, Maybe it

1037
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 2: was him and Benny who I was speaking to, because

1038
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 2: I do know Benny. I love Benny, but I think

1039
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 2: I've said that on the podcast before. He's like such

1040
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 2: a good conversationalist and he always makes everybody around him

1041
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 2: feel so like they're.

1042
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 3: Supposed to be.

1043
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 2: I know, he's like such a good he's awesome, and

1044
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 2: he's so funny. But Troy was like, where's ky, Like

1045
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 2: he said something like that. I can't remember what he said.

1046
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 2: I remember I felt really awkward and like bad about it,

1047
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 2: and I the next morning had like a sober hangover

1048
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 2: of just anxiety, anxiety of how weird I was being

1049
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 2: all night. And then I think I DMed him or something.

1050
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 2: I was like, sorry, was being weird, but he was

1051
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 2: literally just like Kai, so fucking funny, Like I keep thinking,

1052
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 2: like this thing I did.

1053
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really cool. It was super fun. I

1054
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 3: got to tickle Tucker in the green room and the dance.

1055
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 2: You looked really buff in that video, by the.

1056
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 3: Way, it was thank you. Yeah, I've been man, Okay,

1057
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 3: finally it's it's coming in my my masculinity. But yeah,

1058
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 3: it was really fun. The after party was really fucking fun.

1059
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 3: It went to like four am, and then I was

1060
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 3: in a group with like Mary Beth and she was

1061
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 3: talking to Seth Myers because she knows him like through

1062
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 3: work stuff, and she was like, oh, like cout met

1063
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 3: U Kai, And then I walked up and we talked

1064
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 3: for a second. Then he like walked away. I probably

1065
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 3: creeped him out and then.

1066
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: Made him scream.

1067
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 3: Well for the rest of the night.

1068
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,319
Speaker 2: Who was the other person you really creeped out? One time?

1069
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 2: It was like another f oh yeah, who was that

1070
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 2: guy with.

1071
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,760
Speaker 1: The fat legs lengthening surgery?

1072
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:45,240
Speaker 3: Oh? Vince Vaughn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just kept talking about.

1073
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 1: Your roster like fanis.

1074
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 3: I was like, I've been watching these Chinese bloggers that

1075
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 3: go to this hospital where you can get like your

1076
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 3: legs like stretched out, and he was like, dude, shut

1077
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 3: the fuck up, please don't.

1078
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 2: So you did that to Seth Myers as well.

1079
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 3: I think I like barely made I made him laugh

1080
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 3: a little bit. I made like one joke about the

1081
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 3: shape of a state or something, and then he walked away.

1082
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 3: And then I for the rest of the night just

1083
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,439
Speaker 3: told everybody that I had Seth screaming. And Mary Beth

1084
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 3: was like, no, you didn't. You didn't know you had

1085
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 3: him like screaming out of fear.

1086
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:15,240
Speaker 1: You had him screaming.

1087
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had him screaming. Yeah, but it was I

1088
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 3: had him him creaming.

1089
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 2: Well, what was the after party one of those when

1090
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 2: they had snacks roaming around?

1091
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: There is little around, little snacks around. Yeah, they had

1092
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: that's your.

1093
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 2: Name, little snack, little snacks, Like, where's little snacks? That's

1094
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 2: fucking awesome. But I can't lie I for this is

1095
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 2: probably the only time in my Actually what's fucked up

1096
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 2: is this is the second time in my whole life.

1097
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 2: I've had fomo for something you've experienced. Although I am

1098
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 2: extremely joyous for you, don't get it wrong. I think

1099
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 2: you deserve that. You deserve to be in a room

1100
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 2: of people who you look up to or like you

1101
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 2: respect because they respect you as well, because you're funny

1102
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 2: and you could stand on your own two feet. And

1103
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 2: but I do have fomo. And it's funny because the

1104
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 2: only times I've had fomo both include Charlie. That's when

1105
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 2: you went to her show show.

1106
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was and this one w's a movie.

1107
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 2: I guess I only care about your life when Charlie,

1108
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: So that's what we're kind of learned. That's the only

1109
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 2: time I see you as a person. I'm like, I

1110
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 2: can't believe you had such a good time.

1111
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 1: I will say that the Charlie wedding was the most

1112
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: fun I've ever had in my life.

1113
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 2: You were hiding the whole time.

1114
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be seen in the group. I

1115
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: did not want to be seen there, but I was there.

1116
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:39,919
Speaker 1: I was there.

1117
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 2: Well, you don't want to be seen there because your jet.

1118
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: Holiday jet to Hollis day, No.

1119
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 2: Your jet pollution that you created to get there was ridiculous.

1120
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 2: Instead of just taking a normal flight, you literally took

1121
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 2: a private jet and like kind of like spelled Charlie's

1122
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 2: name out and she didn't.

1123
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 3: Even see it. She didn't look up the whole name.

1124
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: She didn't even look which like girls need to look

1125
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: up more like that's what I'm noticing. Girls need to

1126
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: look up.

1127
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 4: But no, I was like hiding the whole time because slipping,

1128
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 4: they're tipping and falling. You can't all be there, the

1129
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 4: tiaras are tipping and falling.

1130
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 2: We can all.

1131
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 4: But the thing is, I didn't want to be seen

1132
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 4: at Charlie's wedding because I didn't want it to be

1133
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 4: like one of these situations where it was like, oh,

1134
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 4: like like Drew wants to be seen at Charlie's wedding

1135
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 4: so bad, Like we look, everyone knows I was there,

1136
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,919
Speaker 4: and I didn't want to be in the photos because

1137
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 4: I was.

1138
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,359
Speaker 1: Like, I'm I'm here because I'm friends with these people,

1139
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: like not because I'm trying to be seen.

1140
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about that.

1141
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 2: Is I accidentally live like that, But really, all that

1142
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 2: gives to anybody is no one remembers you were there,

1143
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 2: and also you have literally no documentary. Yeah, I've been

1144
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 2: in times where I'm like so present and living there

1145
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like you, I don't know. I didn't even

1146
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 2: want to be like a part of this, like.

1147
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,959
Speaker 3: The idea of chr Savone having a photo and seeing

1148
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 3: Drew in it and then like you seeing the magic eraser.

1149
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: To get me take you out of it.

1150
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 2: Well, no, you were on one of the boats, right,

1151
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 2: because okay, you pull up in a boat.

1152
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 4: Well, because it was with an American flag. I actually

1153
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 4: did the firework display.

1154
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 2: They did.

1155
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 1: They have fireworks, Yeah, and there was a major.

1156
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 2: But that's up because I was already like, yeah, the

1157
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 2: only weddings that have made me want to have weddings

1158
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:37,240
Speaker 2: so far as our manager's wedding and then Charlie's weddings.

1159
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 2: It's crazy. She did she have a bunch.

1160
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 3: She had at least two fire I was.

1161
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 2: I was at every party.

1162
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 3: You weren't at one of them, dude.

1163
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: I was at the family one, the really intimate room.

1164
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 2: No. I was at the cameras allowed one.

1165
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 7: Y'all.

1166
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: Do you know young Lean came out right.

1167
00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 3: To perform his val We have TikTok. We saw the

1168
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 3: videos of him performing.

1169
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,919
Speaker 1: Y'all know Clara was there right. I bet you didn't

1170
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: know that.

1171
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 3: Yes, dude, we did. It was on my explore page.

1172
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: I bet you didn't know Jordan Firshman was there.

1173
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I would hope like he was.

1174
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, Well I bet y'all didn't know.

1175
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 2: You know, what's fucked up is like it had for her,

1176
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 2: It had hurt, it had.

1177
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: You were saying that the other didn't get like the invite,

1178
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: who is it?

1179
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 7: Who?

1180
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 2: Like?

1181
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 4: Who in LA was crying that they weren't there, and

1182
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 4: I was like me, literally me, like, oh my god, man.

1183
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: Did y'all know Epstein was there?

1184
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 2: Did you?

1185
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: It was his island, island, It was on his island.

1186
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: I bet y'all didn't know that.

1187
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 3: No one knows that.

1188
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: Fuck.

1189
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 2: I have like a fifteen minute you literally don't dissertation,

1190
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 2: absolutely nothing short of psychosis of me talking about like

1191
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 2: what Bratt Summer has done and what like how societally

1192
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 2: we have failed to keep the torch moving. Yeah, it's

1193
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 2: actually like.

1194
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: We were talking about it last night.

1195
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 4: That was I mean, this is not a hot take,

1196
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 4: but like every single fucking move Charlie made in the

1197
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 4: rollout for Brat was the right move. She did not

1198
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 4: do one thing fucking wrong, like every move, like reposting, TikTokers,

1199
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 4: getting close to like like the like the real taste

1200
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 4: makers and culture creators like that, Like.

1201
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 2: She is kind of the last She to me, has

1202
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 2: always read as from the beginning, just like an info geek,

1203
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 2: Like she just likes the arts. She's just one of

1204
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 2: those people who like at least from outside view, like

1205
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 2: I don't know, like even her first album, it's such

1206
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 2: a weird mix of things, and like her lyricism, like

1207
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 2: her making like these like am I a ass songs

1208
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 2: that were also sampling or like doing reinterpretations or however

1209
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 2: the fuck you say it, like of talk run Gren songs,

1210
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 2: like that's so fucking weird, like ho, you're mad weird

1211
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 2: and it's literally just because like you might, you just

1212
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 2: take the time to find shit out. You're bored as hell,

1213
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 2: but like bored in the best way, because I feel

1214
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 2: like now what we're seeing with artists is you can

1215
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 2: tell exactly who they are referencing and whether dead or old.

1216
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 2: It usually seems like a lot of artists are referencing

1217
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 2: only one artist, and there's nothing wrong with referencing other

1218
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 2: art because that's what you're supposed to do. Lona Do

1219
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 2: Ray is alive and well she makes music. Still, I

1220
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 2: don't want to see another one, like I don't want

1221
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 2: to twenty year old version. I have one, the one

1222
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 2: who I've seen since she was twenty already and she's

1223
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 2: still like tea, she's so baddy like and all of.

1224
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 4: These imagine dragons dupes like it's really start, Like I

1225
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 4: want to listen to imagine dragons.

1226
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I wanted to listen to a p R,

1227
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna listen to a PR or whatever is that

1228
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 2: their name, a j R A j R.

1229
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:11,959
Speaker 1: If I followed, I followed, I loosely follow.

1230
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 4: I don't actually follow them, but I follow this person

1231
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 4: that goes to every single a Jar concert and then

1232
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 4: recaps exactly what happened at them.

1233
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: And it is a culture. It is a micro.

1234
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 2: Commy community is community.

1235
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: No, that's that's literally, that's that's literally.

1236
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 4: My take is I'm like, it's honestly beautiful to see

1237
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 4: like all these nerds and freaks and geeks like find

1238
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 4: their friends, Like it's it's very sweet because it's.

1239
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: Either a j R. School shooters and it's either a.

1240
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 2: J Like I I think that, like, what is the

1241
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 2: real difference between making fun of a furry versus making

1242
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 2: fun of an A j R. Imagine dragons fan. Those

1243
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 2: are two of the same people, two sides of this one. Yeah,

1244
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 2: Like one is just way was introduced to like Joanne

1245
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 2: Fabrics and Michael's way early, and the other one just

1246
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 2: probably has hair dye. Yeah, the other one was taking

1247
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 2: to Sally beauty. Yeah, like, two sides of the same point.

1248
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 2: So we should make fun of all of these people.

1249
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 6: If we're gonna make fun of everybody, No one's off limits,

1250
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 6: not even you, gay ass, not even you.

1251
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 1: Tiny waisted, beautiful breasted.

1252
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 2: Growing back, they are growing back by this beautiful it's

1253
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 2: so much smaller right now.

1254
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 1: Plump lips of a person, and beautiful hair. I already

1255
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 1: said that one.

1256
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 3: Oh shit, okay, beautiful feet, perfect feet.

1257
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 4: What about what's on the inside, Beautiful organs, beautiful ovaries,

1258
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 4: beautiful uterus.

1259
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 1: The uterus and the ovaries can create children.

1260
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 3: We're thinking about the inside too, We're thinking about everything.

1261
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 4: We were talking about that actually, without you here, that

1262
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 4: you're gonna when I turned thirty five, you're gonna carry

1263
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 4: my baby.

1264
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 2: That I'm not kidding. Never once of you said something

1265
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 2: to me that I was like, what like that?

1266
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: What she just she acts like this Sometimes couples who have.

1267
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 2: Been together for five years and are definitely going.

1268
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 1: To have the baby, she acts like this sometimes.

1269
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 2: No, I don't want your baby, honestly, It's okay.

1270
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 4: Yeah much though, But like we would make a demon baby.

1271
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 4: Our DNAs are not compatible. No, I I think we

1272
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 4: just we would make like we would make sexy babies.

1273
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 2: Our babies would look good. I'm just thinking of like

1274
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 2: our parenting styles. We would beef like a baby would I.

1275
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 1: Think it would have big it would have a big

1276
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: ass head.

1277
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 2: Like it would be big, like have like a gast

1278
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 2: up head, like just like.

1279
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 1: Like giant head, like a gordead.

1280
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1281
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 2: Actually, the older I get, the smaller I feel my

1282
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 2: head is. I kind of think now I think I

1283
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 2: have a huge forehead. Don't get me wrong, or I'm

1284
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 2: not talking about like the distance between my brow in

1285
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 2: my hairline. It's fucking insane, Like I literally saw this tick.

1286
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 1: Wait, why are we not talking about the distance between

1287
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 1: your brow in your forehead?

1288
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god? There was nothing worse than being asked

1289
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 2: to hold my fingers to my head child. And I've

1290
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 2: always had small hands too.

1291
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 3: So it was.

1292
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 2: It was game over for me. I had a five back.

1293
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,919
Speaker 3: You don't have a big forehead. I'm serious, I don't.

1294
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 3: I don't see it.

1295
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 1: You don't have the big forehead.

1296
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 3: You have a perfect, beautiful forehead.

1297
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 2: I okay, this isn't like an insecure I'm fine with it.

1298
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 2: I've accepted it.

1299
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 1: For a compliment. I would tell you if I'm going to.

1300
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 2: Turkey for hairline surgery, so say bye to whatever you

1301
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 2: see right now, because I'm gonna.

1302
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 1: You're gonna have a two centimeter forehead.

1303
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 2: Fuck it, I'm getting away having the hairlines. Oh my god,

1304
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get like a design like crown molding, Like

1305
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna.

1306
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 3: Get an ornate hairline.

1307
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 2: Wow, that would be kind of lit if somebody wants

1308
01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 2: to body mod like do some ship like that?

1309
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 3: All right?

1310
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: Oh wait, media, what the fuck?

1311
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 3: Wait?

1312
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 2: Wait wait, let me call.

1313
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 1: Wait uh my song by Labby, how do you say it? Sefree,

1314
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 1: Sifrey Safree, Blessed.

1315
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 4: The Telephone by Labby Labby Surfray, Surfrayum and Cannock Chase.

1316
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 1: I have been Chase on a Labby kick recently, and

1317
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: it's so beautiful to me. One of the most wait

1318
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: that's not.

1319
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 2: That's can't chase. The biggest slap to my face that's

1320
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 2: ever happened to me was in like twenty twenty three.

1321
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 2: Somebody I was seeing at that time who would definitely

1322
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,960
Speaker 2: seen me put that in my CD player and I

1323
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:49,280
Speaker 2: played that CD all that year all my CD player

1324
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 2: got me that CD for Christmas, and I acted like

1325
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 2: I didn't have the CD.

1326
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:55,280
Speaker 4: I have.

1327
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 1: I'll take the second.

1328
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 2: I actually think I left this I can copy in

1329
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 2: Miami in my car because I got given it in Miami. MM,

1330
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 2: because I was like, here I go, am I taking

1331
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 2: this home?

1332
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 3: I have one?

1333
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 2: Wow. My media of the week is I.

1334
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,680
Speaker 4: Really want to see twin list. I want to see

1335
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 4: Dylan O'Brien give a twink backshots.

1336
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?

1337
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking to?

1338
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 2: Brian? Sexy guy, the teen wolf guy.

1339
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 1: Sexy guy.

1340
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 2: I can't think of who that is? Is that teen wolf?

1341
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 1: I think?

1342
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 2: So?

1343
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I never watched I didn't, Okay, yeah.

1344
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 3: I heard Twinless was really good.

1345
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:39,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1346
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 4: Josh just watched it and was like it was so

1347
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 4: good and like there's like a jaw dropping moment like

1348
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:45,480
Speaker 4: twenty minutes.

1349
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 2: And I haven't been to the movies. I've only been

1350
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 2: to the movies twice this year, so crazy, I know,

1351
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 2: really odd.

1352
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 4: The only reason I'm going is because I have a

1353
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 4: list and it's like I can see four movies a week,

1354
01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 4: Like what for free?

1355
01:05:58,720 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 1: That's crazy?

1356
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, gets you out the house. Also, I'm

1357
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 2: so sorry, but I really do need to call this

1358
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 2: spot and tell them I'm not gonna make a Okay,

1359
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 2: my media of that week is different Drum by Stone Ponies,

1360
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 2: m On and On by Stephen Bishop and make it

1361
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 2: easy on yourself The Walker Brothers. That's my freaking Oh. Also,

1362
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 2: when I started Abbot Elementary and I'm halfway through, I

1363
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:33,480
Speaker 2: think I'm about to finish season two so good. I

1364
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 2: can't believe how late I am to it. It's so

1365
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 2: fucking funny. Mmmm, it's so funny.

1366
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 1: It's really really good.

1367
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,320
Speaker 2: The characters are so fucking good.

1368
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,440
Speaker 1: Strangers by Nature by adele I.

1369
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:48,120
Speaker 4: When I get an adel like, I'm like putting her

1370
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 4: on crazy you're rolling in the deep, all right, thanks

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01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:52,360
Speaker 4: for watching, guys.

1372
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 3: Shot