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Speaker 1: You ever done something so stupid it's actually genius.

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Speaker 2: No, it's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning. Isn't that the

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Speaker 2: whole basis of the show pretty much? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I asked, because one very questionable decision just gave us

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Speaker 1: our new hero of the week. His name is Maurice

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Speaker 1: Lawson from Spotsylvania, Virginia, and the other day he decided

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Speaker 1: to play the state's lottery pick five game. Very simple

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Speaker 1: to you, just pick out five single digit numbers. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's two drawings per day. You match the numbers, you wink.

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Speaker 1: Maurice purchased four lottery tickets. Yeah, and it was a

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Speaker 1: you're a lottery guy. Usually when you play the lottery,

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Speaker 1: the strategies to pick out a few different combinations of numbers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, yes, Well, Maurice doesn't think like we do.

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Speaker 1: He went with the bold strategy of using the same

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Speaker 1: exact numbers on.

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Speaker 2: All four.

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Speaker 3: Four to three four four.

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Speaker 4: Four wait four times shows those those were his numbers.

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Speaker 2: Logically terrible idea.

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Speaker 1: That's and trust me, the show is very familiar with

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Speaker 1: terrible bad ideas. If you know that there's at least

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Speaker 1: five people that are like, I still don't get it.

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Speaker 1: It's like going all in as soon as you walk

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Speaker 1: up to the craps table. But wouldn't you know it,

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Speaker 1: those turned out to be the exact.

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Speaker 2: Winning numbers for the day, four three four four four

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Speaker 2: Does it means four times?

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Speaker 3: Jesf.

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Speaker 1: Here's where it gets interesting because on two of Marisa's

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Speaker 1: tickets he wagered exact order, so both of those win

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Speaker 1: the top payout of fifty thousand.

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Speaker 2: Fifty k oh wait each, he doesn't have to split

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Speaker 2: it each one's fifty.

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Speaker 1: On a four ticket, he chose any order that won

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Speaker 1: ten grand, and on the last ticket he played the

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Speaker 1: fifty to fifty option, which added another thirty k so

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Speaker 1: in total thanks to his very dumb choice one one

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Speaker 1: hundred and forty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 2: In one drawing.

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Speaker 4: Congratulates that's actually so where the idiots is stupid If

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Speaker 4: it would have just bought the one ticket, it only

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Speaker 4: one fifty thousand.

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Speaker 1: Maurice, Wow, we are so sorry, forever doubting your genius.

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Speaker 2: You are our hero of the week. My gosh, Maurice.

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Speaker 1: Now back to your regularly scheduled stupidity with the.

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Speaker 2: Shock collar question of to day.

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Speaker 1: Back over to digital Jake to bring our IQs even lower.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it, Jake.

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Speaker 4: For the last few days we've been trying to answer

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Speaker 4: the age old question, does too much self tanning spray

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Speaker 4: literally suck the intelligence out of a human body spray.

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Speaker 4: We're tackling that question.

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Speaker 1: Head on by playing three seconds with Alexis.

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Speaker 4: It's a game that tests the limits of human knowledge

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Speaker 4: or lack thereof, in a heart pounding race against the

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Speaker 4: clock that makes the Fast and Furious franchise look like

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Speaker 4: a casual stroll in the park. Alexis only has three

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Speaker 4: seconds to squeeze an answer out of a few remaining

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Speaker 4: brain cells that survived her college years. Will you bet

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Speaker 4: on her?

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Speaker 2: Or will you not?

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Speaker 4: It's three seconds with Alexis?

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Speaker 2: Oh right, Okay, We're going to start with Brooke Brook.

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Speaker 2: Your category for Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Is famous Ponies. Yes, okay, Well, Alexis, get it right

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Speaker 4: or wrong. I'm so torn because if it's like racing horses,

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Speaker 4: I would say no.

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Speaker 3: But if it was my little Ponies, then I would

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Speaker 3: say yes.

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Speaker 4: I think when you.

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Speaker 3: Say ponies, you're thinking of the cartoon character.

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Speaker 2: So I'm going to say she knows it all right.

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Speaker 4: Brook's betting on Alexis. To get this right, Alexis. When

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Speaker 4: I stop reading the question and you hear the timer,

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Speaker 4: you can start answering. Okay, all right. In nineteen eighty two,

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Speaker 4: the toy My Little Pony, I know it was created

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Speaker 4: by has Bro and sold the kids around the world.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you three of the pony's original names,

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Speaker 4: and you have to pick the one that's made up

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Speaker 4: makes sense. I'm gonna give you three, you pick the

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Speaker 4: wrong one. Is it snuzzle, butterscotch or minty bottom?

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Speaker 3: Minty bottom?

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Speaker 2: It's fake, right, that is correct.

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Speaker 4: There was a minty and there was a blossom, but

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Speaker 4: there was no minty bottom. Wow.

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Speaker 1: You gotta go onto those weird dating sites to find

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Speaker 1: minty Bottom.

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Speaker 4: Take your word for it, Jeffrey, and we'll also take

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Speaker 4: the questions over to you. Jeff Okay, your category for

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Speaker 4: Alexis is nineties movies.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you guys do the whole thing where Alexis watches

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Speaker 1: old nineties movies and does reviews on that, and where

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Speaker 1: Jeff on our podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's the only place you can hear it. You gotta

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Speaker 2: go subscribe to our po classic movie. Yeah. I haven't

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Speaker 2: listened to any of the podcasts.

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Speaker 1: But every time I walk in the studio, she seems

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Speaker 1: thoroughly confused and turned off by every single nineties movie

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Speaker 1: she watches.

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Speaker 4: Not true, she enjoyed The Princess Bride.

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Speaker 2: Because the Princess I said it was Okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm not a fan of nineties movies.

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Speaker 2: She's not gonna get this right, right, Jeff's.

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Speaker 4: Betting against Alexis again, Alexis. As soon as you hear

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Speaker 4: the timer, you can start guessing the movie. Forrest Gum

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Speaker 4: came out in nineteen ninety four and was critically acclaimed

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Speaker 4: among critics and viewers alike.

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Speaker 2: It won a lot of awards.

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Speaker 4: Brooke actually made you watch it this past year, so

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Speaker 4: you should be familiar. Name one other character in it

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Speaker 4: other than Forrest and his love interest Jenny.

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Speaker 3: Oh, no restaurant.

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Speaker 4: I could have named a hand full of US presidents,

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Speaker 4: any historical Yeah, I had just anybody listed here the.

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Speaker 2: News report.

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Speaker 3: I didn't really like that movie.

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Speaker 2: Good work, Alexis. You did me proud.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey bet against you and you got it wrong. So

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Speaker 4: Jeff and Britner both safe right now?

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Speaker 1: Okay, it is what you just watched.

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Speaker 4: Move on, finally, to Jose. Jose, your category for Alexis

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Speaker 4: is children's books.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I think she likes children's books and still reads

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Speaker 1: them all the time.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say she's gonna get this right.

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Speaker 4: Jose's betting on Alexis. All right, Alexis, your question is

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Speaker 4: in the very famous kids book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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Speaker 4: Who was the owner of the chocolate factory?

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Speaker 2: That's correct? Oh my gosh, as everybody's safe. She's smart. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I would not go that far.

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Speaker 1: You're doing something so stupid, it's actually genius.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I will go that far Alexis. But that was

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Speaker 4: another rousing edition of three Seconds with Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and go listen to gen Z Versus Classic movie

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Speaker 3: on Spotify search Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Now that we all got our predictions right, I think

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Speaker 1: that means Digital Jake is going to have to take

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Speaker 1: the shock.

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Speaker 2: Did I bet this game where it's impossible shock? I

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Speaker 2: did not think this through.

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Speaker 1: And so Digital Jake will be getting shocked while singing

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Speaker 1: I want it that way by back.

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Speaker 2: You are my fire go one. What dezig you hit

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Speaker 2: that on.

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Speaker 1: Tour out Baby? That was your shot collar question of

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Speaker 1: the day. We got your phone tap coming up in

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,