WEBVTT - Like Rabbits 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:00.880 How are my levels? 0:00:01.280 --> 0:00:01.760 You're loud? 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:03.320 What about now? 0:00:03.600 --> 0:00:05.000 No, let me do it. 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:09.080 You are such a grumpy person, like you were never happy. 0:00:09.920 --> 0:00:13.320 You're just so I'm always happy. But just see, you 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:15.600 keep going back and forth and it changes it. So 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:19.320 just freeze, just freeze one time. When I say a freeze, 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:23.159 y'all stop on a dime. Freeze now to all the 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:26.680 ladies in the house with real fingernails. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:31.560 I actually have something going on right now, so I 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:34.400 can't do this podcast with you. I'm sorry. Wait what 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:37.880 it was making a joke to not record with you? Also, 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.760 my family loved the Cascadian farms one good see. 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:42.479 I should have sent you more. You always complain when 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:43.200 I send you more. 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:46.040 Yeah, Jackie, ate the rest of it. My mom had 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:47.640 some I want to buy that one. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.240 I don't even remember where I found it, or maybe 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:52.600 someone sent it to me. I don't remember. See, it's 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:54.680 just everything's a blur. Now. I need you to do 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:58.800 me a favor and apologize for the next episode to 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:03.120 Michelle because it was really creepy. How I packaged the 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:05.160 cereals that I sent her. I didn't really have a 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.080 box to put them in, so what I did I 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:11.720 found some old boxes from uh snack bars, and I 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.000 crammed it inside snack bar boxes and then put it 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:17.000 in a padded envelope. And it's not like me because 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.920 I'm very pro when it comes to shipping. So it's 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:23.319 gonna be really weird when she opened that envelope tomorrow. 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:24.720 You know what, Let me just play this and get 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:31.080 this out of the way in the meantime, please, I. 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:34.400 Guess ta true. What's gonna be? Well, tell you what's 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:35.480 Saia Redel. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:36.640 Been like Simpikim. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:39.800 It's their life. 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:44.400 Rick deal with everything from Checksonvanilas to Chrispy's. 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:51.320 All right, still waiting on Danielle. It's eleven sixteen here 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:54.280 in New York City, obviously not that time at all 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:56.720 wherever you're listening to it, because this is pre recorded. 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:58.600 Do you know that some people think we do it live? 0:01:58.920 --> 0:01:59.640 Wait? Really? 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:00.400 Yeah? 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:02.200 Some dude was like, one day we should try and 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:06.680 do one because with our podcasting platform we can go live. 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:09.440 What we can we can go a live if we 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:09.840 wanted to. 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:12.639 So we just start talking live and it just goes out. 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:15.080 Yeah, and it just records and when we press start, 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:18.760 it starts, when we press ended ends and we could Also, 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:21.079 if we wanted to take this video feed and go 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:22.320 live and people could. 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:23.959 Watch us, that sounds exciting. 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:25.320 Do you want to start doing that? 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:27.480 Hit records, see what happens. I don't know. 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:29.440 I can make a channel for us and then people 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:30.560 could tune into our channel. 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:32.160 Well, can you record this one today and then maybe 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:35.160 we'll send it. We'll do whatever do you want me to. Well, 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:36.720 like I just said, can you just record this one 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.880 today and we'll see what happens? Okay, rack them up, Andy, 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:42.440 rack them up. See and if you see this, you'll 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:44.840 know what I'm talking about. There's something in the bottom 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:45.520 that says record. 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:48.840 Oh yeah, h millennial. 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.400 What do you know? Oh, it's recording. I see it 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:53.320 all right, listen. I think we're going to get started 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:54.639 because I don't want to be here all day. I 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:57.480 don't know where Danielle is. So welcome to Serial Killers. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:00.960 This is episode one hundred and thirteen. Although I prefer 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.040 to say one thirteen, I don't know how you want 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:04.919 to say it. It's Friday today. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:06.119 Yes, it is Friday. 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:07.600 Does it feel like a Friday? 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:08.160 No? 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:09.880 Because it's Thursday. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.520 Well, if I was allowed to speak on this podcast, 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.799 what I would say is the days kind of all 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:15.760 blend into each other. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:19.720 Now, yes, also that I hate zoom, I hate FaceTime, 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:22.880 I hate everything. I hate this. We're done. This is 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:27.320 welcome to one hundred and thirteen, the final serial Killers episode. 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:28.360 Hope you enjoy it. 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:31.560 I counted every time we had a Final serial Killers episode, 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:34.120 this podcast would have been done twenty two times before. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:35.440 You're probably right, all right? 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:37.840 So what frustrated for? Way less? Oh, I'm just gonna 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:39.320 keep talking over you today. It's going to be a 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:39.720 good day. 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:41.680 Then it's not. I can't first of all, no, because 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.800 it's so hard for me to edit. I can't see 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:45.640 when you start talking and then we talk and I 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:46.120 hate this. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.440 Maybe what I'll start doing is like when I want 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:49.680 to talk, I'll raise a finger. 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:51.840 Maybe I should recalled in two tracks. That way I 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:53.080 can mono you out. 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:55.400 You don't even know radio terms. 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:57.240 I don't really even know what that means either. I've 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:58.880 heard mono you out, and I don't know what that is. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.320 All right, So you're at Baggie's. What is it? Four 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.360 five and six is seven eight nine? What are we 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:07.200 doing here? Four five six? All right? I'm going to 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:08.240 give her one more chance. 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:11.280 She's working Scotty nice. 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:12.960 So are we show. 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:16.440 Me some money and then it's working quote unquote Right 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.000 now I'm doing pro bono work. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:25.880 We have started. Where are you join the room? See 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:27.640 because I tell you on the Big Elvis Durant in 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:30.599 the Morning show show, if a guest is late, Elvis 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:31.880 says not, we're done, don't come. 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:33.960 I've had to turn people away. It was always great, 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:35.039 so love doing that. 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.840 So right now Danielle is late, so I think we're 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:39.400 just going to start. So we'll do the most boring 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.760 cereal first. I guess that she would not like anyway. 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:44.040 I'm not gonna lie. They kind of all look boring. 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:48.680 Here's what I need you to understand. As of this recording, 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:53.040 I've only had healthy, crappy junkie cereals to do. I 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:55.640 have two more commercials I have to do. I'm sorry, 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:58.279 hold on and I'll come up and finish them after. Yeah, 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:00.840 that's what you should have done in the beginn finished 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:04.560 them after anyway. So all the way, if you're into 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:07.880 supermarket aisle in the serial section and you look all 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:09.719 the way to the right, we're all that stuff that 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:11.920 you would never buy as that's pretty much what we've 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:14.320 been doing the last couple of episodes because it's really 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:16.600 all that we've had available to us. I promise you, 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:20.520 starting with the next episode and episodes to follow, we're 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:23.360 going to get back to good name brand, sugary, marshmallowy 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:26.839 crap that has built this show. That's what we're gonna 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:28.680 start doing again. We just had to get this stuff 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:29.279 out of the way. 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.000 It kind of is like an HBO series. It starts 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.680 off with an amazing first season. Second season gets a 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:36.800 little bit dicey. Third season, You're like, why am I 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.839 watching this? We're going back to the fourth and fifth 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.360 seasons where we're bringing back old characters. 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:44.479 What season would you think that we're in right now 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.280 if we had to be a season where episode one 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:48.560 to thirteen is what is the usually like thirteen or 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:50.520 twenty six episodes for a season. 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.280 Well, most podcasts take a break and then you can 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:55.640 always get back into it, like you take a month off. 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.000 This way, it's like you come back with new stuff. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.200 Let me tell you something, we are very against that idea. 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:03.760 Podcasts that take a break don't care about their listeners. 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:07.320 We always have new, fresh stuff because our listeners depend 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.640 on us to be there every Monday and every Friday. 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:14.320 Again. We've been going consistently for a full year. Now, Hey, Andrew, 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:16.480 you only missed one episode because Scotti was sick. 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:18.800 Imagine if you woke up one day and there was 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:21.719 no breakfast and you were not allowed to eat until dinner. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:23.920 That's what would happen if we took a break. 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.320 You're belly by so many people. 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:29.160 You're right, your belly would be empty all day long. 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:30.760 And that's what would happen if we didn't do a 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:32.360 podcast twice a week. 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:35.839 And we're recording it now, so maybe we'll actually post 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:37.200 this to YouTube or something. 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:38.800 I don't know. There's a microphone in my face. You 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:40.200 can't see me anyway. 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:42.839 It doesn't matter. Oh here she is, yay. 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.040 Hurry, please connect her. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:48.080 She's connecting. I can't make the internet go faster. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.520 You can, because you know how to do these things. Danielle, 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:55.600 push the thing so I can hear you. Please. Oh 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:58.240 there you are. Wait. I can't see her though. Why 0:06:58.240 --> 0:06:58.960 can I see her? 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:02.360 I have to do it on my phone because. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:03.920 Oh, here we go. 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:07.440 The meeting number is not coming up on my email. 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:08.960 Sorry guys, wait. 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:09.960 Do you want me to just send it to you? 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.320 Yes? I can't do her on her phone. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:15.000 Okay, Scott, he's having a nervous breakdown. I'll send it 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.600 to you now. Byee. Well this is going really well. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:22.120 You're having fun right, Yeah, me too. 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:24.800 I have to edit this tomorrow. I have so much 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:26.800 work to do. I will be here until two o'clock 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:32.520 in the afternoon. Why don't you edit it? Okay, she said, 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:33.560 send it to her Yahoo. 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:34.120 I did. 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:37.559 It's now nine minutes since we were supposed to start, 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:38.560 out of time for this. 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:39.640 Oh, here she is. 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:41.640 I got to go pick up an Instacart order. Oh 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:46.280 my god, gotta make money somehow. It ain't here nothing, bye, here. 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:48.520 Nothing to the audio. Give it two minutes. 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:51.360 No, I don't have two minutes here she is there? 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:52.480 You are okay? 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:53.760 No, we can hear and see you. 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:54.480 We're good. 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:55.480 Can hear anything? 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:56.600 She can't hear us? 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:57.600 No, I can't. 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:58.320 Now, I can't help. 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:03.120 Don't talk, so don't yell. Oh my gosh, Oh was that? 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:04.160 Don't yell? 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:06.560 You have no idea what today has been one? 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:10.680 No, I do, because we just lived it. Okay, can 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:11.120 we start? 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:13.200 Can I explain what happened? 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:16.520 No, we're ten minutes in already. I apologize you have 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:21.200 your baggies four or five? Six? Yes, Since Danielle, you're 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:23.040 the late comer, we'll let you start. What do you want? Four, 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:23.720 five or six? 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.560 I want six because there's a lot in my number six. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:28.120 It's the chocolatey looking one. 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:30.800 Yes, Danielle, I gave you a lot in six because 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:32.360 I thought that you'd probably like it and want to 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:36.640 share it with your family. This nice cereal came from 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:40.560 one of our most fantastic listeners. His name is Matt, 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:43.320 and he reaches out to me every single time a 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:45.800 new episode posts, and he tells me all about his 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:48.760 likes and dislikes, and he usually likes. So he sent 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:53.040 me this cereal we've done. We've done love Crunch before, 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:54.840 but we did the one with red berries and the 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:57.160 one that was in a bag. This is love Crunch, 0:08:57.320 --> 0:09:03.360 organic from Nature's Path, dark chocolate and peanut butter. Oh 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:05.680 so it looks like so old school Peter. It looks 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:07.920 like right, it looks like it's from the seventies. They 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:11.640 look like chocolate flakes with peanut butter clusters of some sort. 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:15.880 Do not. The name love Crunch is a really stupid name. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:19.760 Hold now, can you lie and tell me what you 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:20.400 think of the name. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:22.920 Oh my god, just get over it and keep going 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:24.960 with this podcast because you're so busy and it's going 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:26.360 to take you so long. We don't have time for 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:32.360 your dad joke. Leave him alone, be nice, Leave him alone. 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:33.720 Did you see what he was saying about you in 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:34.400 that group chat? 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:35.120 What was he? 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.520 Oh? I didn't even see. Let me look, wait, let me. 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:38.800 Look I say anything. 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:41.480 Let me look in the group chat right now? 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.280 And this is your priority? 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:48.760 Oh, I hate this show? Is your priority, especially when 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.480 you are a guest. We don't wait for guests. Oh 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:54.040 my crumpy oh man. 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:58.360 Before you joined, he was going off on you, saying, well, 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:01.600 you know, on Elvis's show, he just tells the guests 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:03.720 to go home, So I think we should just do that. 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:06.920 Really, I'm a guest. I've been on this so many times. 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:08.920 I really think I'm a family member this. 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:10.439 You're part of the furniture. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:15.040 All right, Are you gonna play all that about me? 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:15.400 Yeah? 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:17.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't believe it. 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:21.400 All right, come on, let's eat, all right. I see flakes, 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:24.440 I see clusters, and I also see flakes too. 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:26.200 His name is Scotty, he's right there. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:29.040 And I also see chunks of chocolate. Yeaes scene. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:32.000 I think that's an interesting little thing in the love Crunch. 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:33.920 And the milk is already chocolate. I love it. Let's go. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:35.199 Why what are you doing? 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:36.640 What? 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:41.280 Oh, it's good, it's good, but it's too hard, right 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:45.080 what My mouth hurts. 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:47.680 It's too hard. 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.240 Your mouth hurts. And it's called love crunch. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:54.320 Yeah, I mean you're eating love crunch, Andrew, I can't 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:55.120 take you seriously. 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:56.960 Wasn't there a song in the early eighties from Rod 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:01.160 Stewart called love Crunch? I don't know, really, you guys 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.199 know nothing about radio. It's called love Touch. You should 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:04.439 have said now it was love Touch. 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:05.760 Oh I don't remember. 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:08.800 Yeah, nobody knows what you're talking about. As usual, three 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:11.000 bowls on his phone. Yeah, I like this. I'm gonna 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:11.840 give this four bowls. 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:13.720 Hold on a second, Preston, come here. 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:19.000 So Preston is listening to us Scottie Okay Coort serial Killers. 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:22.000 He's yelling at me for chewing and talking at the 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:24.040 same time, and he goes, could you please not do that? 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:26.680 I said, that's what this show's all about. Yeah, he 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:28.280 has that mesophomia. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:29.000 Yeah I know. 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:32.080 Yeah, So it's annoying him, So he would like me 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:34.280 to stop chewing with my and talking at the same time. 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.120 People that have that can't listen to the show. 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:38.120 Yeah, and now he's walking away from me. 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:41.880 I don't blame him. This is so. 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:43.360 That was a delicious cereal. 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:45.079 Yeah, it was good. It's good. 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:46.960 I'm a big fan, Gottie. 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:48.960 Why are you so quiet because. 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:50.160 He's trying to look up love touch? 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:50.679 Do do? 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:50.839 Do? 0:11:50.840 --> 0:12:00.320 Do? 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:01.240 I want to give. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:06.040 Love touch Andrew? Andrew just fell asleep. 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:10.600 Andrew anyway, so great. I'm happy you spent the past 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:13.840 two minutes after you complain that Danielle was nine minutes late, 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:17.880 looking for a song that you played for fifteen seconds. 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:19.719 I just want to prove that I remembered it. That's all. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.520 Listen, nobody was doubting that you knew love touch. 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:27.600 Hey, drink the milk. It's good. Yeah, Wow, that's good milk. 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:29.480 You do bag number four? Next five? 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:30.640 Ran it? 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:32.640 Oh yeah, I forgot. You're a part of this podcast. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:33.679 What do you rate it? Scott? 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:36.760 Four balls? Thank you? Matt listener, Matt, you're the best. 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:38.240 Yeah, Matt, this is good. 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:39.520 Yeah, that was delicious. 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:42.840 He dropped it off and hit some contactless left it 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:43.439 on my porch. 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:46.040 You have contactless love crunch. 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:46.440 I don't know. 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:49.079 Yeah, that's really good. 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:51.559 That was really good. I would just change the name 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:52.480 if I was in marketing. 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:54.440 No, love Cunch has been around for a long time. 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:56.959 Well they should change it, because love Crunch I feel like, 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.200 would be in like a bachelorette party is like a 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:00.640 gag series that you buy. 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:02.640 By the way, look it says new Cereal. So this 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:03.400 was the new one. 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:05.360 It's working milk. 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:07.800 Hey. By the way, I keep hearing a dinging. And Andrew, 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:09.240 you said, nothing's dinging. 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:13.160 That's my computer. I can't silence it because then you 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:13.680 won't hear me. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:17.240 No worries. Also, Andrew, I was right. There's an iPad 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.559 that's been sitting there for months, and it was dinging 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:22.960 dinging dinging, and it finally died. Why are you rolling 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:23.400 your eyes? 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:24.840 I don't think that happened. 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:28.439 No, I here, it's gonna show you. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:30.959 He has to waste more time. It's right, you're busy. 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:33.240 It's right here, and it's been ding ding ding ding dinging, 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.319 And then the battery finally died and it stopped. I 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:36.480 couldn't figure out what it was. 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:38.520 Whose iPad is that that's Elvis's. 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.240 Can I use it to do Serial Killers? To do 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:41.800 this on so I could take my computer home. 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:44.559 I mean, if you ask him and he says yes, sure. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:45.360 Why the hell would he care? 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:46.000 Okay? 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:47.280 I just wanted for a zoom call. 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:50.199 Didn't he get a new iPad before he went on quarantine? 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:50.520 I think? 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.679 So where do you want to go next? Andrew? 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:54.320 I would like to do bag number five? 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:57.800 All right? Bag number five? This one came to us 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:01.520 just in a random Amazon envelope. No name, no address, 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:05.640 no note, no nothing. And it's another Cascadian Farm cereal 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:07.720 because basically all we have left at this point is 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:10.920 Cascadian Farm and Kashi and this wait, wait, you just 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:12.640 made a face. Why did you make a face? Andrew? 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:14.760 Because they smelled it and it smells like grass. 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:18.000 No, it should smell like Graham because it's Cascadian Farm, 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:19.560 Graham crunch cereal. 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.320 I don't know what Graham smells like this, but it's 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:23.080 not it. 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:25.880 So this is fake healthy golden Grams. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.480 No, it smells like a bonfire. 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:30.920 You're gonna go and mixmores. 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:33.840 I think it smells like grahams. Thank you to whoever 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:35.280 sent this to us. I don't know who you are. 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:36.600 We just got a random package. 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:38.360 You're opening up random packages. 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:40.600 Now, Well, let me reach the point where everything he 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:42.359 said he wouldn't do he's doing. 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:45.720 It came from Amazon. Okay, yeah, you're readying one, two, 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.760 three Golden Grams. 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.000 Yeah, I like that. 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:54.000 I do too. The reason it tastes a lot like 0:14:54.040 --> 0:15:01.600 Golden Grams is because Cascadian Farm is a subsiderary, no subsidiary, 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:09.920 subsidiary of General Mills. And Andrew, who makes Golden Grams? Really, cal, 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.960 I just gave you the answer, you dumb General Mills. Yes, 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:16.240 General Mills. So they're probably made on the same machinery, 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:17.120 same ingredients. 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:18.960 Well, I get that four bowls. 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:22.280 I liked it, three balls and a spoon for me, 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:25.400 I do like it. I'm not a massive fan of 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:28.360 Golden Grams, so three bowls in a spoon here. 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.480 It has a little bit of a weird aftertaste, no, 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:32.640 like a smoky aftertaste. 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:35.600 Yeah right, yeah, I like it lit like buttery too. 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:36.920 I'll give it three bowls. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:40.960 Three good girl, all right? I hate when you say that. 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:45.320 You're just weird, like that's the only Oh can we. 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.560 I know it's not a granola bar podcast. 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:52.320 But Cascadian Farms has these amazing uh. 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:53.640 Uh what Cascadian Farm? 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:58.880 Oh, Cascadian Farm has these amazing vanilla chip I sell cheerio. 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:01.880 What are you eating? 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:03.240 Chereo cereal? 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:07.400 You know some cereal for a change, enjoyed. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:13.960 Cascadia Farm has these. Delicious. It's a vanilla chip granola bar. 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:16.040 It is amazing. 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:18.800 I got to tell you something though. At my store 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:21.520 it has a green tag on those, which means they're 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:24.600 not going to be carrying them anymore. So while you can, 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:27.600 that just means that their warehouse is not getting them anymore. 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:29.240 I don't know whether they've stopped making them. 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:32.000 So buy a bunch because they're really good. 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:34.960