Speaker 1: So I launched my book, and the book tourist grueling,
Speaker 1: and as you get older, you realize you don't have
Speaker 1: it like you used to. What's funny is I actually
Speaker 1: this book tour. I'm in great spirits because I am
Speaker 1: not trying to fit fifty pounds ship in a five
Speaker 1: pound bag. This is the easiest book tour I've done.
Speaker 1: I've been around the country pregnant doing you know, twelve
Speaker 1: cities and twenty days, and it's a nightmare. And then
Speaker 1: you get a little moody, and then you're a little abrupt,
Speaker 1: and then you get self conscious because you're a little
Speaker 1: moody and a little abrupt because you're cranky and you're miserable,
Speaker 1: and it's taking on too much. And we do that,
Speaker 1: we waterboard ourselves and you have to be so stringent
Speaker 1: about it. So this book tour is fairly it's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a lot, and it's exhausting. And I did
Speaker 1: the Today's Show. I was on Kelly and Ryan and
Speaker 1: did Gayle King at six in the morning. I had
Speaker 1: to stay in a hotel the night before with my daughter.
Speaker 1: I did watch What Happens Live just right before that
Speaker 1: at night, and my dog had a scratch and his
Speaker 1: eye was sealed shut, and I had to get him
Speaker 1: a cone. And my daughter had homework, and we were
Speaker 1: staying in a hotel and I had to get up
Speaker 1: her early, get her up early, and she wanted to
Speaker 1: connect and I wanted to have her have an experience
Speaker 1: in the city. So we went out to dinner, and
Speaker 1: then I wanted to go to bed, and she wanted
Speaker 1: to look at my eyes and talk, and I said, I,
Speaker 1: you need to respect the fact that I have to
Speaker 1: get up early. And then she said one more thing,
Speaker 1: and it woke me up, and I couldn't get to sleep,
Speaker 1: and I was thinking, oh my god, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: up all night and I won't be able to be
Speaker 1: good for Gayl King and like it's a ship show.
Speaker 1: I mean, then I got Then I did all these
Speaker 1: shows and sat in my hotel for one hour. Had
Speaker 1: to put on an outfit and try on a wardrobe,
Speaker 1: consult effectively, like do a fit to see if this
Speaker 1: red dress from Oscar to Lorento, Oscar to lor it
Speaker 1: though that my friend Fernando sent over. Because I don't
Speaker 1: take time for wardrobe. I look at my closet, I
Speaker 1: stopped my own closet. I don't borrow anything. I have
Speaker 1: no time. I needed someone to say, this is a
Speaker 1: dress that might be good. I chose it, I liked it.
Speaker 1: They came over, they brought the dress and said, that's it.
Speaker 1: One shot. I literally don't have time to worry about clothes,
Speaker 1: so then we should rush to the airport. Went to Orlando,
Speaker 1: eight a meal, went to sleep, woke up, spoke to
Speaker 1: I think it was like probably five thousand people. I
Speaker 1: had to go to the pool, put on the glasses
Speaker 1: and my swimwear, take pictures to promote that, get back
Speaker 1: to the plane, Get on the plane, come home, go
Speaker 1: to sleep, look through all these beauty products people sent me,
Speaker 1: because evidently I'm now a beauty influencer. And then I
Speaker 1: went to bed. Woke up this morning too early. For
Speaker 1: some reason, I only slept six hours. Woke up this
Speaker 1: morning I had to do multiple book press podcasts. The
Speaker 1: middle of one of them, my daughter called sore throat
Speaker 1: coming home from school. Hunt down doctors, get an appointment,
Speaker 1: get a COVID test taken. She doesn't have COVID, does
Speaker 1: she have strapped? Get a manicure in between, because another
Speaker 1: event came up. But I have to go to tonight
Speaker 1: after my Katie Kirk, Barnes and Noble event tonight. So
Speaker 1: then got a ten minute manicure, went upstairs, made sure
Speaker 1: my daughter has gatorade and Ramen and whatever beverages she
Speaker 1: needs and that she's happy and comfortable. Came back down
Speaker 1: here to do the podcast. And this is just the beginning,
Speaker 1: and it's gnarly and all of this. I tell you
Speaker 1: to say. One of the things I talked about in
Speaker 1: my book, which is pros play hurt. My body is
Speaker 1: beat down. This is the easiest book too, I've ever done,
Speaker 1: and fifteen years older and um shattered, whooped. It's endless obligations.
Speaker 1: I have a fiance, I have to travel to Boston.
Speaker 1: I have to be a good partner. I can't just
Speaker 1: check out of my life for a month because of this.
Speaker 1: So I said no. I took an appearance that I
Speaker 1: had to travel for off the board, made a trip
Speaker 1: with Paul to Santa Barbara. Need to invest in that also,
Speaker 1: need to be a good parent, need to do it
Speaker 1: all pros play her and I realized that when Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian said the comment about get off your ass and work,
Speaker 1: I don't think she meant that people don't actually work.
Speaker 1: I'm changing my tune about that and people. Not everybody
Speaker 1: has the same opportunities that she does or that I
Speaker 1: have had, and not everyone started on third base. But
Speaker 1: I think she and I will say that many of
Speaker 1: you will say, oh, she has teams of hair and
Speaker 1: makeup and stylists and all this stuff. I will tell
Speaker 1: you something. To go on a tour like she must do,
Speaker 1: and do the Sports illustrated and do the met ball
Speaker 1: and do the fashion week superficial as it all may seem,
Speaker 1: and put the bathing stood on and take the selfie
Speaker 1: and take the social media and do the filter and
Speaker 1: be with the kids, and whether she's with nannies or not,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. And get on the private plane even
Speaker 1: and be dehydrated, and put the I MSS on and
Speaker 1: try not to be dehydrated the next day, and be,
Speaker 1: you know whatever, a friend and in the past be
Speaker 1: with Kanye and do all that stuff and wanted. You
Speaker 1: have to be an animal. You have to be a
Speaker 1: pro that plays hurt. And not all Kardashians are created equal.
Speaker 1: You see the difference which you Courtney and Kim nat
Speaker 1: Courtney has entree to this amazing life and opportunity and
Speaker 1: social media and followers just like Chloe and everybody else.
Speaker 1: So she may do Kim Kardashian work light. She still
Speaker 1: has to post and has the care and is part
Speaker 1: of the the Chris Genner machine that they all keep
Speaker 1: moving forward for the cause and they keep succeeding. But
Speaker 1: there's a difference. Kim Kardashian is an animal. I'm an animal.
Speaker 1: There aren't that many animals like. You could like them,
Speaker 1: you could hate them. There are like ten animals that
Speaker 1: I can think of. I bet you an a winter
Speaker 1: or is a beast? An animal. She's a pro and
Speaker 1: she plays hurt. Martha Stewart animal pro plays her. J
Speaker 1: Lo animal pro plays hurt. Don't mean you're a billionaire.
Speaker 1: I don't you know. I think Rihanna works her ass off.
Speaker 1: But in some cases she just does what she has
Speaker 1: to do and doesn't want to You may not have
Speaker 1: to do it. There are certain people, and I've met
Speaker 1: most of them in this business. Oprah is an animal,
Speaker 1: you know, just people that are just like um, pushing forward.
Speaker 1: Who gives a ship how tired I am. That's a
Speaker 1: touching story, and that's Chris Jenner full animal, but Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian could be the biggest animal of the Kardashian clan.
Speaker 1: It's not Candle, it's not Kylie, it's not Courtney, it's
Speaker 1: not Chloe. It's Chris Jenner. Or it's Chris Jenner or
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian for the two most rabid pros play hurt
Speaker 1: animals in that family. And that's just the way it goes.
Speaker 1: H b I c s head bitches in charge or
Speaker 1: full animals. So if that's what I think she I
Speaker 1: think she meant like, you go hard, and when it's hard,
Speaker 1: do you keep going? If you want it? If you
Speaker 1: want it? And now I don't want everything. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be a billionaire. I don't want I'm not
Speaker 1: you know, I don't. I say no to more things
Speaker 1: than I say yes to. I walked away from millions
Speaker 1: of dollars on that show. I'm only an animal in
Speaker 1: the sense that like, I'm not the same kind of
Speaker 1: animal as for General and Kim. And then I wanted
Speaker 1: all world power, take it all over, grab it all,
Speaker 1: every cover, every person, every follower, every deal, everything. I'm
Speaker 1: not that person, but what I'm doing I want and
Speaker 1: I do well. If you do it, you do it well.
Speaker 1: Nothing good comes easy. And if you have one thing
Speaker 1: that you want to do or you want to get,
Speaker 1: or you want to be, you be an animal. You
Speaker 1: go do that one thing the best. And I mean
Speaker 1: at the bottom. You're getting coffee, you're making copies. I
Speaker 1: don't care what it is. You be the best, and
Speaker 1: you'd be the HB I c of that. And that's
Speaker 1: what I am meaning. I don't go say yes to
Speaker 1: this and that and the other thing. I say no
Speaker 1: to more things than I say yes to. If I
Speaker 1: have a book out and I want you to read
Speaker 1: it because it's so amazing and it's gonna help you,
Speaker 1: and it's going to be this amazing tool kit for
Speaker 1: you to take through everything entrepreneurial opportunity you will ever have,
Speaker 1: whether you're a mogul or a mom. I'm gonna hustle
Speaker 1: that book because I have partners and I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: let them down. So I'm gonna go and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do all of this stuff, and I'm gonna put my
Speaker 1: back into it and give it my all because that's
Speaker 1: the kind of animal that I am. So figure out
Speaker 1: what kind of animal you are? And decide how you
Speaker 1: want to go about it, no matter what it is,
Speaker 1: even philanthropy. I am a beast with philanthropy, a full
Speaker 1: scale get gray hair, drink vodka at night, obsessed twenty
Speaker 1: for hours a day about the people I'm helping and
Speaker 1: getting them as much money as possible. I am a
Speaker 1: Chris Jenner Kim Kardashian philanthropic animal. No one can touch
Speaker 1: me in the philanthropic space. No oh one can touch me. Untouchable, unprecedented,
Speaker 1: full hbi C, full pro playing hurt, that's bigger than
Speaker 1: the game. That's about the people. And get the money
Speaker 1: to the people. No rubber chicken dinners, no big fancy Linnen's,
Speaker 1: no famous people to hawk them to get the money.
Speaker 1: You just get the money to the people with the
Speaker 1: path at least resistance and the most economical way possible.
Speaker 1: So that's what this book is about, my crazy journey,
Speaker 1: my own way, my non traditional success. It's accessible to you.
Speaker 1: You can be as successful as you want to be,
Speaker 1: with the exception of if you're below the poverty line,
Speaker 1: if you right now have four kids that you're trying
Speaker 1: to support. You start slow, you take one little step
Speaker 1: at a time, but you do whatever job it is.
Speaker 1: You stand out. You find a way to stand out,
Speaker 1: even though you're exhausted. You just muscle it up because
Speaker 1: it will come back to you. Then you'll get the
Speaker 1: next thing. Someone will notice. Then the next thing will
Speaker 1: come and the next thing after that. You ask somebody
Speaker 1: for help, you find a way in. You just got
Speaker 1: to get to the first piece on that board, just
Speaker 1: the first piece. Then you play that first piece like
Speaker 1: your whole heart is in it, and then you somehow
Speaker 1: mix that piece of the second piece, get the two
Speaker 1: pieces on the board. And that's how you build a
Speaker 1: career that's layered. My career is layered. When I tell
Speaker 1: you that, it is not something that can be just
Speaker 1: knocked down like a house of cards, because I'm a
Speaker 1: one hit wonder that did one thing. I've done, things,
Speaker 1: been known, made, mistakes, taken a beating. But I have
Speaker 1: a layered career with different people I've connected with for
Speaker 1: different reasons along the way, and I've worked hard. It
Speaker 1: is not lucky, it is work, and I've worked hard
Speaker 1: the whole way through. I have put everything into it
Speaker 1: that I care about because I'm passionate about it, and
Speaker 1: that's all I've ever done. Is just work on what
Speaker 1: I want to do, what I care about, what's important
Speaker 1: to me, what I think I can push through, and
Speaker 1: you can push that through to the end zone, one
Speaker 1: step at a time. Worry about the one thing and
Speaker 1: layer your career. Be a trustworthy person with your friends,
Speaker 1: with people you connect with, they'll then tell other people, Oh,
Speaker 1: she'd be good for a business because she's trustworthy because
Speaker 1: of that one thing. Then meet people in business that
Speaker 1: you can't stand. But be professional and be trustworthy, and
Speaker 1: be above board and be fair, and then you get
Speaker 1: that good reputation and the people that are challenging that
Speaker 1: are a nightmare. Don't burn the house to the ground.
Speaker 1: Don't burn the god damn bridge. I've seen nine out
Speaker 1: of ten housewives burn the goddamn bridges. Take that house
Speaker 1: down to the fucking sticks. Small picture, that's not you.
Speaker 1: You are a big picture thinker. And you know who
Speaker 1: you see on the way up is who you see
Speaker 1: on the way down. And you fold it into the
Speaker 1: batter and you make relationships and you build this career
Speaker 1: into what you wanted to be, step by step, minute
Speaker 1: by minute, year by year. That's what it is. Courtney marriage,
Speaker 1: love it. Check the box happy about it doing in
Speaker 1: her own way. I'm happy for them. She gets to
Speaker 1: be with someone cool and great now and she gets
Speaker 1: to be with someone interesting. She was with Scott Disick
Speaker 1: and while now he's the lord god Dissick, who wouldn't
Speaker 1: do a show that I was on on a panel
Speaker 1: they wanted to meet, somebody wanted me, Scott Disick and
Speaker 1: one other persons like their dream dinner and he said
Speaker 1: they needed to fly in private in to do it.
Speaker 1: And it was pretty famous people. Um, but it was
Speaker 1: a pretty famous person. But anyway, Courtney was with Scott Disick,
Speaker 1: while Kim gets to be at the super Bowl winning
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl with Kanye a god in the rap
Speaker 1: industry and fashion industry, and you know, everybody's with all
Speaker 1: these interesting people and famous basketball players and all that.
Speaker 1: And she's with the Lord Scott Disick. Before he became
Speaker 1: a lord, he was actually a jester when she met him.
Speaker 1: So he was the family jester that she got to
Speaker 1: be with. Who he got to do the to party,
Speaker 1: go to fucking I think rehab, and be in Vegas
Speaker 1: acting like a jackass, and that got to be her
Speaker 1: plus one. Now she gets to be with a real
Speaker 1: drummer who's in a real band. He's got his own
Speaker 1: fucking brand of cool. She gets to have her own
Speaker 1: brand and rock and roll. She gets to go where
Speaker 1: edgy ship and say, fuck it, we're doing this thing
Speaker 1: in our own way. We're going to Santa Barbara because
Speaker 1: we're alternative and we're edgy and we're doing it our own, good,
Speaker 1: goddamn way. Go with God, Courtney, you deserve it. I
Speaker 1: like it. It gets to be her own little pocket
Speaker 1: that's different than everybody else in that family. And it's
Speaker 1: not that easy to find room and that family to
Speaker 1: have your own identity. And Courtney and and and um
Speaker 1: Travis gets to be their own rock and roll edgy
Speaker 1: A lope couple. I like it. Listen, Amber heard and Johnny.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the thing. She's now the villain
Speaker 1: and he's the hero. But like he's still Johnny Depp
Speaker 1: in that crazy fucking relationship. Things like M D M
Speaker 1: A and feces in the bed are being thrown around,
Speaker 1: like I mean, this is fifty shades of ships. Like
Speaker 1: you know, it's like the fucking he's queen of the
Speaker 1: dump Fox. Now he gets to be the king of
Speaker 1: the he's the King of the Gyp Ships. He's been
Speaker 1: vindicated because in the relationship of ship in the bed
Speaker 1: M D M A cocaine, some level of domestic violence
Speaker 1: and fucking crazy Town, he's the hero. I don't know
Speaker 1: what story that is. He's the hero, she's the villain.
Speaker 1: But it's all fifty shades of garbage. Like, honestly, think
Speaker 1: about that, like water seeks its own level. He was
Speaker 1: in a relationship for more than two hours with this
Speaker 1: fucking crazy town bag of bullshit. So I mean, it's
Speaker 1: all it's all like it's insane. Imagine like Johnny Depp
Speaker 1: looks like hero only in a relationship with Amber Heard. Right,
Speaker 1: any other person in the world in a relationship with
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp and he looks like a crazy person. But
Speaker 1: because he's in a relationship with Amber Heard, thank god,
Speaker 1: he picked the one person in a relationship. Johnny Depp
Speaker 1: picked the one person to marry in this world that
Speaker 1: could make him look like a saint. Like Johnny Depp
Speaker 1: has become Mother Theresa because of Amber Heard. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Johnny Depp is gonna be fucking anointed Gandhi
Speaker 1: and and and the Pope because he was in a
Speaker 1: relationship with the craziest woman that's walked this planet. So
Speaker 1: now he's like sainted, Like I'm sure Queen Elizabeth is
Speaker 1: calling and be like, come here, I want to give
Speaker 1: you a knighthood because you fucking look good, because you're
Speaker 1: now the hero in this crazy villain story. It doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense. Johnny Depp plus anyone besides Amber Heard
Speaker 1: is a raving d, a cocaine ship in bed tolerating man.
Speaker 1: But here he looks like and then here comes along.
Speaker 1: I mean because Amber Heard, it's who he's being compared to. Honestly,
Speaker 1: put me next to Shrek. I'm gonna be the first
Speaker 1: person I'll be co hosting the met Ball next year
Speaker 1: with Anna Wintour. Like Johnny Depp is a hero, Johnny
Speaker 1: Depp is an absolute hero who's gonna get the Nobel
Speaker 1: Peace Pride. Johnny Depp is gonna win the Nobel Peace Prize,
Speaker 1: get a Peabody Award, a Pulitzer Prize Award, becoming Night.
Speaker 1: Uh you know it's it's he'll come host, He'll coast
Speaker 1: the Economy Awards next year. Why because of the way
Speaker 1: that Amber Heard made him look so anyway, I just
Speaker 1: think this is insane, Like I just have to say,
Speaker 1: like you you were in a relationship with a fucking
Speaker 1: crazy person, Like that means you're part of it, Like
Speaker 1: you can't like you can't be if you're saying you
Speaker 1: can't be around crazy that goddamn long, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, just I just I just think it's
Speaker 1: like a, I don't talk about cocaine, feces and M
Speaker 1: D M A in my relationship that often. I mean,
Speaker 1: and when I said that often at all? Okay, Paul
Speaker 1: doesn't like to wear his nightguard in front of me,
Speaker 1: and I have a night guard too, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Like, it's just not it's not it's not
Speaker 1: normal these things that are discussed. Well, no, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was getting the cocaine and you said something that was
Speaker 1: untoward in addition to the domestic abuse. But it's like, wait,
Speaker 1: we're bury, what about the cocade. We're not, We're just
Speaker 1: leaving the cocade. No. Yes, I felt that you spoke
Speaker 1: to me in a very disrespectful way when we were
Speaker 1: talking about who got a more a bigger portion of
Speaker 1: M D M A on our key to M D
Speaker 1: M A diet, Like wait, what you guys have m
Speaker 1: D M at the house. Hey, where did you go?
Speaker 1: Did you get like did they sell that at CBS? Like?
Speaker 1: What you have? M D M A at the house?
Speaker 1: Who who has the cocaine? Put the kids? Listen to me,
Speaker 1: Get the kids in the car. Are someone got to
Speaker 1: the bathroom? Make sure you have beverages? And who has
Speaker 1: the cocaine? Does anybody have the cocaine? Who's got the
Speaker 1: special K? We have a snack pack going to the airport.
Speaker 1: Let's put the cocaine away. The M D m A
Speaker 1: stored in the suitcase because if you check it, they
Speaker 1: won't go through your bag. And I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure we have the cocaine, the M D M
Speaker 1: A and the molly. But you were sucking rude to
Speaker 1: me the way you asked me to put that cocaine
Speaker 1: in the car. That was not acceptable and it was abusive.
Speaker 1: It's harassment. They're like, oh no, that was two days
Speaker 1: after they got the t r O, which is a
Speaker 1: restraining order. It was two days after the t r oh.
Speaker 1: Just like we're throwing in like tr in this trial
Speaker 1: and I have not followed the trial at all. I
Speaker 1: want you to know in the little snippets that just
Speaker 1: like slide through TikTok. I've heard m D m A.
Speaker 1: I've heard shitting in the bed, I've heard t r row,
Speaker 1: I've heard cocaine. I've heard you beat the ship out
Speaker 1: of me. I've heard you did something to me, you
Speaker 1: shoved something down my throat in a bathroom. Like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? There's two crazy people in this equation. Did
Speaker 1: anything else happened anyone heard in the trailer? I got
Speaker 1: it all right, Okay, no, yeah, oh no, I do yeah.
Speaker 1: And the man it was did trash a hotel for
Speaker 1: the record, and my whole life and my teens and
Speaker 1: my spring break and my whole life. And I've dated
Speaker 1: a lot of different kind of people. I've dated, you know,
Speaker 1: interesting people, crazy people, you know, Italian gangster people. I've
Speaker 1: never known anyone to trash an entire hotel room at
Speaker 1: any point in their timeline, all of the hangovers, so like,
Speaker 1: that is part of your journey. So like, I'm sure
Speaker 1: he's a hero now because of this association, But he's
Speaker 1: a fucking ship show too, Like this, this whole thing
Speaker 1: is up in the most fine shining example for his children.
Speaker 1: So but by the same token, I understand why he
Speaker 1: had to go to court. He had to take this
Speaker 1: thing to the mats. He had to prove this thing
Speaker 1: because she was going this was gonna be War of
Speaker 1: the roses. She was gonna grab him with the claw
Speaker 1: while she was dead under the swamp water and pull
Speaker 1: him down like to the last minute. He could kill her,
Speaker 1: He could, you know, he could do. He could literally
Speaker 1: put her down. She will come back in his nightmare.
Speaker 1: So he had to go to the mats and to
Speaker 1: the courts for this. But no one is a shining
Speaker 1: example of a human being on this planet and this
Speaker 1: fucking disaster area