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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties me,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving point five. Hello. Hi, is this Alyssa? Yeah

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Speaker 1: speaking Hey Alyssa. My name is David Downs and my

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Speaker 1: friend Matt said I should call you about a job

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Speaker 1: opening that you had. Oh yeah, he mentioned you. How

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Speaker 1: are you doing, David? Not too bad, Just excited that

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Speaker 1: I finally got you on the phone. Can you tell

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Speaker 1: me a little bit about the position that you're hiring

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Speaker 1: for a Yeah, we're looking for a delivery driver. We

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Speaker 1: require that you have a clean driving record, and you'll

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Speaker 1: have to be able to lift at least fifty pounds

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Speaker 1: or more. And that's you know what, that's actually perfect. Okay. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just yesterday I've bent steel with my bare hands. Really yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was crazy. So it was a weird situation that happened.

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Speaker 1: I was actually working part time for a local paper

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Speaker 1: and there was a car accident outside and somebody needed

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Speaker 1: help out. And I'm not a hero or anything, but

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Speaker 1: I went outside and I just was able to bend

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Speaker 1: the steel of the car with my bare hands and

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Speaker 1: get them out. Wow, that's an amazing story. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was crazy, but all in a day's work, you know,

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Speaker 1: just trying to do the best that I can. Yeah. Wow,

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Speaker 1: good for you. Thanks. How about your driving record? Do

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Speaker 1: you have any prior accidents or real quick? I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to interrupt you, but if for some reason that I

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Speaker 1: do get the job, is it possible that I could

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Speaker 1: get the twenty seventh off? We'll have to discuss that.

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Speaker 1: I know it's kind of weird to ask for a

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Speaker 1: day off when you're trying to interview for a job,

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Speaker 1: but it's kind of an important day for me because

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Speaker 1: that's the anniversary of my parents getting killed by muggers

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Speaker 1: in an alley. Oh I'm sorry. Yeah, it was a

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Speaker 1: really tough day, and since that day, I've vowed I

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Speaker 1: would get vengeance, but so far it hasn't happened. But

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to do everything I can. Okay, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we actually Yeah. I spend most of my days in

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Speaker 1: a mansion out by the countryside, throwing parties for wealthy

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Speaker 1: people in our community, and then by night I go

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Speaker 1: into the city and look for those people who did

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Speaker 1: my parents wrong, and I vowed I wouldn't stop. You know, David,

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Speaker 1: it's a risk of sounding rude. I need to ask

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Speaker 1: you something. Uh yeah, go for it. Sure, I'm an

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Speaker 1: open book. Just between the you know, seeking vengeance and

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Speaker 1: the bending steel, this all sounds kind of familiar. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure that a lot of people have

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Speaker 1: similar stories. I don't try to think that I'm exceptional,

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Speaker 1: you know, I know. Okay, that kind of stuff goes

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Speaker 1: on all the time. If that's what you mean. No,

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Speaker 1: it just reminds me of a particular story I think

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Speaker 1: I've heard before. What do you mean by that? Those

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Speaker 1: sound kind of like the stories of Superman and Batman?

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Speaker 1: What what's that? I don't think I've ever heard of those,

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Speaker 1: you know, like they're superheroes, very very popular, well known

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Speaker 1: comic characters. Never heard of it? Are you trying to

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Speaker 1: say you don't believe me? I am. I'm a little skeptical,

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Speaker 1: to be honest. Well, all those things happen to me.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you want, I could even put my

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Speaker 1: roommate Alfred on the phone and he'd vouch for me

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Speaker 1: all day long. Alfred, Yeah, my roommates. Name is Alfred.

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Speaker 1: He's a little bit of an older guy, but he's

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Speaker 1: a great dude. I don't understand why you're laughing, David.

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Speaker 1: I'm laughing because Batman Butler is an older man named Alfred.

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Speaker 1: What he is? Yes, what a coincidence. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know who this Batman. I maybe I should do some

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Speaker 1: research on who Batman is. You know, David, I have

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Speaker 1: a sense that you were like anybody else, But I,

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Speaker 1: you know, need to get this position filled and I

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Speaker 1: need to know your real story. You know. Well I'm

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Speaker 1: giving it to you. I don't you know. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: that you feel like I'm lying, but I didn't make

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Speaker 1: any of this stuff up. All right. Well, if that's

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Speaker 1: how it is, um, maybe you can just tell Matt that, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't really think this is very funny. Well,

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Speaker 1: I would rather not say that to Matt. Why not?

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Speaker 1: I feel like if I do say that to him,

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Speaker 1: and if he says something back to me that I

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Speaker 1: like me when I'm angry. Oh really, Yeah, so now

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Speaker 1: you're not Batman or Superman but the Hulk. Well kind

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Speaker 1: of yeah, I've never had a name for it before.

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Speaker 1: But every time I get angry, my skin kind of

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Speaker 1: turned green. Yeah, can you stop this? You're wasting my time.

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Speaker 1: How did you know that it turns green? And then

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Speaker 1: I've become like this, I get just huge. I've ruined

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Speaker 1: three or four shirts when I get angry, and I

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Speaker 1: wear short Geane shorts no matter what. So that doesn't matter,

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Speaker 1: all right? Why that's who is this? This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my god. Your friend Matt

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Speaker 1: set you up. He told me that you had a

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Speaker 1: job opening in where hoping to get somebody strong that

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Speaker 1: would apply. You know, I thought the bending of the

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Speaker 1: steel thing it was kind of weird, But when you

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Speaker 1: got the Alfred, I knew something was up. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even tell you about my girlfriend Lewis. Oh my god.

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